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A Bywayean, an Equestrian, and an Avrithelan walk into a bar and out of the bar and into the actual vampire castle
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"Well, the door would probably disappear, but that's what we're looking for, eventually. To lock ourselves in a different universe, a good universe, since - as far as we know - we have to choose, if we don't want to stay in this weird den of iniquity forever.

 

Where are you from? What is it like?"

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He wants to say that giving one of them, and not the rest, the home-court advantage seems like an extremely unwise move given that they barely know each other, and then remembers he just yanked this guy into Milliways a few minutes ago on impulse.

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He looks around.

"I want to ask if there's somewhere, less . . ." gesture toward the cacophonous 'bar' "we can go, if you want to have that conversation, but - all these people, doors opened from their universes, right? I don't see that many doors. It must change pretty regularly!"

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"It'll always open to your home, for you. Unless something really weird happens."

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Of course. /s

 

"Huh."

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"We can head to my room. This way." Through the shadowy, occasionally weird-smelling crowd, toward a hallway-mouth.

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"AIAK?!"

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?

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Patrons murmur and yell in response, asking what the stranger wants.

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- wait, how are they all speaking perfect Vaxilal'e, he can't even - actually, they're speaking his home dialect! Huh?!

To the caller.

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???

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Shrug!!!

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"Are you Aiak."

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"Yes.

The door didn't start warping space and setting matter on fire -?"

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"It doesn't -"

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"That doesn't happen."

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He looks around.

To Aiak. "Is it your door?"

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"No!!!! I literally just opened it and got yanked in by the dragon like five minutes ago!!!! I was just getting used to the prospect of maybe not talking to another Bywayean again for decades, because I didn't want to just abandon" gesticulates "and apparently the door doesn't tend to stick around and I didn't think other people would be able to see it!! Just on genre savvy!! Are you Reyyks?"

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"Mmhm.

Right guess, wrong reason. You got the wrong door. That was Kret's office. He said he heard the doorbell but no one was there, and I figured you got lost since it was pretty close to time."

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"You. Are you interested in a change of universe?"

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"? - Hold on, do you, like, need a sapient sacrifice or something?"

 

To Reyyks. "The dragon has been really slippery with me about my taking any options that aren't 'join their cult of unspecified design.'"

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Fuck, now he feels bad.

"Sorry, you've really gotten the wrong idea - Aiak. There's no cult!" He sounds offended. "You can - " sigh "- go right now, if you want to. You too, Reyyks. If you - like where you're from and don't want to consider coming with us anymore. Or having us come to Byway like we were just going to talk to Aiak about," he adds as an afterthought.

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"- I think he just means 'cult' in like a 'normal third space' way. Your planet is weird, Corvid."

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"Well then why is he talking about sapient sacrifices!"

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