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Leg-hug.

Idly, "What's it like only wanting to kiss people with boobs? I mean, you know me, I'll kiss anybody with a face."
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"I bet you'd kiss somebody without a face, if you could figure out how the hell to do it," says Zeus. "I dunno, it's... I am aware that mouths work the same on everybody? I just don't ever feel like putting that knowledge to practical use. No matter how hot Xanthe insists it'd be."

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"I would absolutely kiss somebody without a face," Harley agrees, grinning up at him.

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"Pack telepathy makes it kind of confusing because I am aware of what it's like for other people to want to kiss the unboobened population," says Zeus. "Xanthe, any of your miscellaneous playmates, random traveling-pack-people, whatever. When I'm sorted out in my head I know it's not mine, though." He taps his chin again. "At least insofar as I've bothered to think about it, which, I'm not completely un-self-aware, but also am not Her Majesty, you know? Maybe kissing is boobs-only and, I dunno, blowjobs aren't." He contemplates this. "I just made that up but now I think it might be true."

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"Which way around?" he says curiously.

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"I think you'd probably have to bribe, threaten, or magic me to get me to figure out how to give one."

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"I'll pass," laughs Harley. "I'd give you one, though."

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Zeus considers this. "If you were anyone else I'd be saying 'just like that?' 'what kind of alien are you?' 'what's the catch?', but I already know that the answers to that are 'yes', 'a Harley kind of alien' and 'I poisoned your omelet, duh'."

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Harley beams up at him.

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"Of the activities I am willing that Jake or Her Highness walk in on unexpectedly, though, that is not on the list, so if you mean anything resembling now a change of room is necessary. Like, Jake'll know about it eventually if it's remotely memorable, because, pack telepathy, but that is not the same thing."

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Harley giggles.

"Okay! My room?" he suggests.
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"Sure thing," says Zeus, and he rolls up out of his chair onto his feet, bounces once, smiles, and offers the floorsitting Harley his hand.

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Harley grabs Zeus's hand, hauls himself up, hugs him, and then scampers to his room.

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Zeus follows at a more leisurely pace.

He closes the door behind him.
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It is memorable.
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"Glffngh," says Zeus eloquently.

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Harley beams.

"I'm so great!"
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"Dmmglflgl."

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He giggles.

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"Hflrgl," objects Zeus.

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"You're adorable. I adore you." Giggly hug!

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Zeus can, at least, hug back without suffering critical vowel failure.

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It is a terrible affliction!

Mmmmmhugs.
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Hugs. The resumption of pantsedness.

Zeus experimentally attempts words again after a minute. "Thanks," he says, "you are great."
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"I aaaaam," beams Harley. "And you are very welcome."

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