"Of course. I'm fascinated by cave magic in general. Locational effect-magic in general, really. My interest in this particular cave has been quite cured, though."
"I'm surprised you don't live in the Enchanted Forest if you like locational magic. Actually, I don't really understand why there are any magicians who don't live in the Enchanted Forest."
"Perhaps I will like it very much and choose to stay. I went looking for Unpleasant Surprises after a lengthy camp-out in and subsequent dissertation on the Caves of Irregular Dimensions that ate two years of my life. You can read the dissertation if you like. It's very long and dry and I ultimately come to no worthwhile conclusions whatsoever. Damn uncooperative Caves."
"Of course I'd like to see the Skyvault for more standard tourist reasons, though," says Kanim earnestly.
"It's not like the Skyvault and the forest magic are that separate," says Tony. "I mean, in one sense it's just a big magical windmill making everything else go round, but it does other stuff too."
"Yes, but it's not a natural component of the forest magic, is it? I'll pay attention to how they interact, but it's not the part that I'm likely to write a thesis on."
"I do not know nearly enough about the Enchanted Forest to comment on the squirrels," says Kanim.
"I think you could say the Skyvault is kind of an expert too," says Tony.
"No, it just - is," says Tony. "I dunno, maybe you have to be me to get anything useful out of it."
"Oh, is that why," Kanim starts and does not finish.
"No. It's gonna be a perk, though," says Bella. The carpet is flying in a straight line at this point; she can lean over and peck Sherlock on the cheek. "We're not sure if I will get more than standard courtesy access if I marry them both, anyway, and standard courtesy access would be lovely but not very practically helpful."
"And, you know, my dad built the thing and I'm the one who maintains it," says Tony.
"I will enjoy having a look! Honest! I just am not so much specialized in made things," says Kanim.
"Explains the specs."
"How do you find your way around unfamiliar magic?"
"I try not to trust specific solutions like that for anything. I work with a lot of freeform and intuitive stuff. You can probably - well, when you have your spectacles - see more detail than I can, but," he adds archly, "my finely honed magical senses will not explode in the Cave of Unpleasant Surprises."
"Ha."
"I also lost a window, looking for Tony when we noticed she'd been missing," Bella says.
"Oh dear."
"The window's easier to replace than the specs," says Bella, shaking her head.
"How long are the specs gonna take?" wonders Tony. "Can I help?"
"Well, each lens gets made separately, you can totally help me with the dwarf lens again, and if you want to make me some lensframes I bet you're way faster at that than I am. I think re-making everything but the dwarf lens will be faster without."
"That is because you are wonderful and useful," says Bella brightly. "I think I can figure out enough to un-blue and un-fire-suppression-you without those, though, so that'll be the first priority when we're safely home."
"That makes me so happy. Blue is not my colour," laughs Tony.
Bella snorts.