"Why do you suppose the Joker wanted that conversation to happen? Or were you dithering about talking to me in front of him?"
"Does he drop you in front of folks you're considering approaching routinely?"
"Do you get the impression that 'routinely' describes a lot of things my mummy does?"
She rolls her eyes. "Gee," she teases, "thanks, I sure needed reminding of that."
"But not for the teleporting thing. I mean, it's not uncharacteristic, I'm not surprised, but he hasn't done that specific thing before."
"Now I'm imagining myself as a fairy tale trope that gets told to little half-vampires as a bedtime story," snorts Stella.
"Not... actually that far off," says Aedyt. "Well, for this little half-vampire, anyway."
Stella laughs. "Is this the part where - I dunno, you have to give me half your dinner or I won't tell you how to break the curse on your love interest?"
"Were the fairytales in question all true stories or have rumors of Bellish deeds been greatly exaggerated?"
"Well, you know, they're my mum's true stories. So I wouldn't swear to all the details, but they all probably more or less happened."
"I do know your mum, but I haven't experienced a wide sampling of his stories, so I wouldn't say I know, no."
"Okay. Well... I don't know, I've never really had to explain it before... his stories aren't always one hundred percent true to the original, but he can really make you feel like you've been there. If I had to write a history textbook, I wouldn't take my facts from him, but if I had to write a novelization I'd take his storylines. Does that make sense?"