It wasn't really a surprise that Haresz had been angry, given the givens. Unpleasant and unreasonable, yes, but not a surprise. That he had found out that there was anything to be angry over, well. Different matter, but not important right now. What was important was finding out what he had done to them.
"Well, to be fair, the people who go around thanking them for things think they exist."
"Some people don't think they exist but pretend to for social reasons."
"It's this way."
He dips his horn in the stream briefly, then starts leading them down the path.
"Unicorn magic. We all touch our horns to every water source we pass, and then it's all safe even if we forget once in a while or don't go to some places very often."
"I think running water is usually okay and we don't even have any unicorns at all back home."
"If we only touched things that definitely needed our help, there'd be less unicorn magic going around and some of the places that don't get a lot of unicorns might run out!"
"I put unicorn magic in the stream. Now that stream has unicorn magic in it. Even if it didn't need it, it still has some. So if that water mixes with some water that did need unicorn magic, the unicorn magic will still be there. And if it never needs any, then when someone drinks the water with the extra unicorn magic, there'll be a little tiny bit of healing in it."
"It wouldn't be much fun if I didn't like being a unicorn and had to be one anyway," he agrees.