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+...Is this not something you wanna talk about?+

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+I just don't actually, you know, know. As of last night, apparently, you have had more sex than me.+

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+...But I mean, you also have parts and they also work, right...?+

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+...I am a healthy seventeen-year-old female, Brilliance, yes.+

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+And you've had more than like three days to find out what an orgasm feels like. Man, why haven't I done that yet,+ he wonders.

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+My leading hypothesis having been demolished, I have no idea.+

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He cracks up.

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+Yeah, in retrospect it was silly of me to think that, and I suppose I shouldn't be surprised you managed to stumble across a proposition if you were out wandering around, you're cute and everything.+

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+I am really cute!+ he agrees. +If I saw me walking around, I'd hit on me too!+

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Bella giggles into the magephone.

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+Now I wish there were two of me so I could fuck myself,+ he says wistfully.

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+You'd be the expert on whether that's something you could accomplish by magic or not,+ Bella says wryly.

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+Nah, I don't think I can pull it off.+ He laughs. +Too bad.+

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+Alas. So if you're not non-sexual, what are you? I assume you're familiar with the fact that there's kinds.+

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+I don't think I have a kind,+ he says. +What's the sex equivalent of the way I feel about food? I'm that. Except I've had more food than sex. Which is definitely something I hope to change. Hey, wanna have sex with me?+

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+Uh. I'll have to - think about that,+ says Bella.

(She enjoys a brief and vivid mental image of being enjoyed the way he enjoys ice cream.)

+Just - that, or is there context here?+
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+...Context like what?+

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+Like, I'm not sure of actual percentages, but often people who have sex are also dating or something?+

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+...Yeah, and? What are you asking, here? I wanna have sex with you because I wanna have sex and I know you and I like you and you're nice.+

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+There are ways to like people, though. I'm trying to figure out which one you mean.+

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+I like one person,+ he points out. +It's not like there's anything to compare the way I like you against.+

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+...That's fair.+

And sweet.

+Okay, so that I can think about this question without extraneous fluff in the way - can devices get people pregnant or transmit bio-person diseases?+
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+Nope! I'm not even as good a disease vector as your average deck of cards, 'cause I shed all that stuff every time I change form.+

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+Okay then. I will - think about it.+

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+Okay,+ he says brightly. +Think I've got time to go try out my body some before you have to go to school?+

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