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Jessica's house is cute. Lexi could see doing a lot of her homework here, listening to the calming chatter of gossip and getting help from Jessica on math (Bella's no help there) and helping Jessica on English. Forks isn't so bad. She doesn't mind the rain as much as Bella does.
Jessica goes to pee before they even start their assignment, after just introducing Lexi to her mom and dad as "one of Chief Swan's kids", and Lexi doesn't want to do work by herself or she wouldn't have come over in the first place. She sits on the couch and plunks her bag down and waits. There's a random deck of cards over there; she picks it up and flips through it. She's been trying to learn to bridge-shuffle.
lexicality
incanted
+That'd be swell. So, like. Wildcards aren't - consistent. Like, I can't think of an actual card game example right now, but the idea is that it can be one thing one moment and another the next, so if you're going on about how you're like that, then no matter how sincerely you don't want to do something awful at this moment, I have no particular grounds to believe that you aren't going to change your mind next week.+
cardistry
+Gotcha,+ he says. +Whereas what I mean when I say I'm a wildcard is more like... I'm a person who wants things and does stuff, and sometimes the things I want might change unexpectedly or the stuff I do might not be what somebody else wants, but that's part of being a person, it's okay for me to be like that. It doesn't mean every single thing that's true about me might just up and disappear any second. It's just, you know, today I'm a Black Ghost deck, tomorrow I might be something cute I saw in a casino, maybe next week I'll be tarot cards, but any which way I'm still gonna be me.+
incanted
+I don't suppose you have a list of the bits of you that are stable. I could produce a list of those things about me, probably in order, too, but I'm weird.+
cardistry
+Not really,+ he says. +I just know 'em when I see 'em. Not wanting to blow up any planets is pretty damn stable; it'd have to change for some kind of reason, and I can't imagine one at all.+
incanted
+Anything I might find an unpleasant surprise that's somewhere between that and turning into tarot cards?+
cardistry
+It means I can't think of any but that might just be because I don't have a good idea of what you'd find an unpleasant surprise.+
incanted
+Mm. Well, I guess I'll let you know if we run into any and you can calibrate.+ She hmmms. +Anything else I could be doing to be more - hospitable?+
incanted
+Sure.+ She repositions on the couch, grabs her notebook. +What spells have you got already installed that you don't mind telling me about?+
cardistry
+Well, there's Area Search, Shield, Fuck You, the planet-buster, the dimensional transfers and teleports... those are all the ones I've told you about, right?+
cardistry
+Well, I have a bunch more damage-dealing spells, but it didn't really seem like combat was your thing, so...+
incanted
+Not really, no, although I suppose I could see it happening if some magic people showed up and were inclined to be obnoxious on my planet.+
cardistry
+Well, if you wanna get good at combat, we can go transfer to a deserted planet with the right kind of atmosphere and throw some big damage around,+ he offers. +That'd be fun.+
incanted
+Which won't be that long,+ Bella says, noting Lexi yawning out of the corner of her eye. +Haven't you got stuff besides search and transport that's good out of combat?+