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Jessica's house is cute. Lexi could see doing a lot of her homework here, listening to the calming chatter of gossip and getting help from Jessica on math (Bella's no help there) and helping Jessica on English. Forks isn't so bad. She doesn't mind the rain as much as Bella does.
Jessica goes to pee before they even start their assignment, after just introducing Lexi to her mom and dad as "one of Chief Swan's kids", and Lexi doesn't want to do work by herself or she wouldn't have come over in the first place. She sits on the couch and plunks her bag down and waits. There's a random deck of cards over there; she picks it up and flips through it. She's been trying to learn to bridge-shuffle.
lexicality
incanted
+Does this get any more multimedia than phones do? If I want to send a picture or a wordless idea...?+
incanted
And how about her general excitement about magic, will he get that too if she wads it up in a ball and lobs it in his direction?
cardistry
+Probably a higher mana cost if you're trying to talk to somebody in a different dimension, but as long as I'm not in a different dimension, it shouldn't be a huge problem.+
incanted
+So you can hang out here and I don't have to worry about explaining to anybody why I have a deck of cards in my pocket, that's good. Not that it'd be that hard to explain, all I'd have to do would be learn a neat card trick or something, but still.+
incanted
+You mean we could cheat and do actual magic instead of stage magic,+ Bella snorts. +Is there anything making you better than an ordinary Bicycle pack for standard card tricks?+
cardistry
+I look way sexier?+ he suggests. +And if you fuck up the trick I can fix it while nobody's looking?+
incanted
+I'm not actually sure how literally to take that considering that you are yourself a deck of cards,+ observes Bella.
cardistry
+...Somewhere between just-kidding-around and, like... I feel about looking like this in deck-of-cards form the way I'd feel about wearing really gorgeous clothes in my human-shaped form. You know?+
incanted
+I suppose, although I didn't previously know you cared much about wearing nice outfits while human-shaped.+
cardistry
+I have never actually done it, I've never really had the chance, but I've definitely thought about it. I just like looking good,+ he says cheerfully.
cardistry
+It doesn't customize nearly as much, so... only kinda? I like how I look in staff form, though, it's pretty cool.+
incanted
+I wasn't paying a whole lot of attention at the time, but yeah,+ Bella agrees. +What other stuff that I might not expect a deck of cards to care about are you hiding?+
incanted
+By default, I expect decks of cards to care about no things at all, but you're full of surprises.+