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"Yeah." He chews his lip a bit. "You two want to meet Renée and help me explain magic to her?"

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"Sure," says Jellybean. Matilda nods.

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Cam packs up - his manual is still reciting things to Grace; it's on healing spells now - and leads them to his house.

"Mom!" he calls. "I brought some friends home!"

"Do they want cookies?" Renée calls back.
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"Hell yes they do!" says Jellybean.

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"If your friends want cookies they'll keep their language age-appropriate," sings Renée's voice.

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Jellybean mutters something under his breath, intentionally unintelligible. Matilda giggles and calls out, "Yes please we would like some cookies!"

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"That's better! You can all come in and introduce yourselves!"

Cam leads Matilda and Jellybean into the kitchen. "Matilda, Jellybean, this is my mom Renée." He takes a cookie off the cooling rack for himself.

"School friends?" Renée says, evaluating Jellybean's sex and outfit and tilting her head but not commenting.

"No, uh, a hobby thing," Cam says. "Actually I thought you might want to hear about it, is why I invited them over." Pause. "It is unrelated to how they're dressed."

"Oh, I was wondering just a little," Renée admits.
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Jellybean cracks up.

Matilda pats him on the head and grabs a cookie.
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"Yeah, that's just them, they think it's fun," says Cam, "I am still all about jeans and t-shirts. The hobby is magic."

"You never seemed that interested in your stage magic kit that you got two Christmases ago," Renée says.

"Yeah," Cam says. "It was fake."

Renée peers at him.

"Guys, do you have a standard demo that usually works or should I make something up?" Cam asks Matilda and Jellybean.
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Matilda smiles mischievously.

She beckons to the cookies.

One of them leaps into her hand, and she hands it to Jellybean.
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Renée makes an eep noise.

"Oh, cool, you didn't even have to say that aloud," Cam says.
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"I'm really good at moving small objects around," she says proudly. "It's handy!"

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"It sounds it, what's the spell?"

"Cam," says Renée weakly.

"Oh. So, yeah, I can do magic, so can they, we're wizards, I'm new at it and they've been at it for a while." Pause. "I'm learning it out of a magic book. Also the vegetarianism thing is because wizards can talk to things that can't talk and I was alarmed about how smart some of it was, but it turns out that chickens aren't much brighter than grass, which is to say really dim, so we can add poultry back in. That's why I wanted to go visit Lori and went out to see the goats, I wanted to see if I needed to worry about them. I do - I'm still not going to eat any mammals. Trees are an issue, too, they're pretty much as smart as humans."

Renée looks dubiously at the cookie in her hand.

"The cookie doesn't care, Mom, go ahead."
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"I don't really use a spell for it," Matilda says. "I just kind of - want at them. I think it's my affinity. Some people have those."

She nibbles her cookie.

"These are really good!" she says, and Jellybean tries his and agrees enthusiastically.
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"I have one of those," Cam says. "One of my wards is a mental thing and it already had company when I cast it. Not as practical."

"Thank you," Renée says to Matilda and Jellybean, recovering her equilibrium somewhat.

"Mom, if you want, you can learn the language to talk to stuff, but you can't be a wizard," Cam says.

"...That does sound interesting," admits Renée.
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"It's awesome!" says Jellybean. "I love talking to stuff."

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"What do cookies say?" Renée asks, looking dubiously at them.

"I don't really want to address the cookies. Talking to stuff makes it smarter, even if it doesn't make it smart enough to matter. But I talked to one of your muffins the other day. It just said it was a muffin. It didn't have anything else to say," Cam tells her. "I imagine cookies are about the same."
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"Yep," says Matilda. "Prepared food in general is about on the grass-and-chickens level. It can state what it is and that's about it."

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"And I can talk tofu into tasting like whatever," Cam says. "Since I'm guessing mammals in general are probably about as smart as the goats."

"Well," says Renée. "That... opens up interesting culinary possibilities."

Cam grins. "So, um, now that I can teach myself an extremely practical skill, all self-study, I might want some time out of school here and there to go work on wizard projects. Can I get you to write me notes for that and tell anybody who asks that I'm suddenly rather chronically ill?"

"...As long as they're legitimate projects and not all gallivanting off for fun," says Renée thoughtfully, crossing her arms. "Gallivanting can wait for ordinary school vacations. And you will have to make a reasonable effort at keeping up in classes." She peers at Matilda and Jellybean. "Do you two go to school?"
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"Nope," says Jellybean.

"There's really nothing they teach that I couldn't teach myself faster," says Matilda.
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"Matilda's mom is a teacher too," volunteers Cam.

"Really," says Renée with interest. "And does she know about - wizarding?"
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"Yep!" says Matilda. "She noticed when I dropped out of school, it'd be hard for her not to, she's the principal."

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"I'm not sure how I feel about you dropping out, Cam."

"What if I take the GED or something?" Cam offers. "Test out?"

"...Maybe. Will the test just... tell you the answers, though?"
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"The test won't necessarily know the answers," Matilda says reassuringly. "And it won't just volunteer them, so he'll only cheat if he tries and then gets lucky."

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"Well, then, maybe. Goodness knows school has never managed to provide you with a meaningful challenge, but you're still only fourteen."

"I know, Mom. I'll take the test, I'm not just going to teleport to Mexico City or something if you say I can't."
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