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[Conference call!] says Bella brightly. [This is Giles, the not-morally-bankrupt Watcher I told you about.]

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[What a recommendation,] he says dryly.

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[Could be worse.]

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[It's your most distinguishing feature in the category of Watchers, as far as I can tell,] Bella says. [I could have said 'here, meet this fellow who cleans his glasses a lot' or 'behold, a collector of demonology texts', but Watchers was the category under discussion.]

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He laughs.

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[Good to meet you,] she says cheerfully.

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[Hey Giles, do you want to not need sleep anymore, too?]

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[...Sure.]

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[Let's see if I can do that from here.] Nope. [Nope. One sec.]

Port. Wish.
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"Thank you," he says, blinking. "That teleportation trick is going to take some getting used to."

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"Anything I could do to make that easier?"

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"...Announce yourself before arriving?"

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"I did, sort of. Is some more elaborate system called for?"

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"Not more elaborate," he says, "just less 'sort of'."

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She giggles. "Okay." [Jarvis, how secret are you? Specifically from the new Slayer, who wants to help me take over the world?]

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[Specifically from her,] he says, [secret for now.]

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[Okay.]

Oh, hey, she can add Minnie to the brainphone network now. [Hey Minnie!]

[Hi! How're you doing that?]

[Magic!]

[Keen!]

[Yeah!] Conference call. [So, the network of friendly in-the-know people includes some who have their brainphone do-not-disturbs up, and Giles, and Minnie who I've just added and who is a ghost. Ah, shoot, I should've checked Downside for a Minnie. I'll do that next time I'm there.]
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[You have a ghost on your team? Cool! Hi, Minnie!]

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[Hi! Who're you?] Minnie asks.

[Minnie used to haunt a prom. I fixed her anger management issues and unmoored her,] explains Bella.
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[Apparently, the next Slayer,] says James. [Also known as James.]

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[That's a funny name for a girl,] says Minnie.

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[Gee,] she says dryly, [I've never heard that before.]

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[You haven't? Because it is! Unless things have changed since I died more than I realize,] Minnie says, completely missing the sarcasm.

[Jarvis,] Bella says, [do you object to the new Slayer - her name is James - knowing that quote-unquote "I" can open doors to Milliways at will in your building?]
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[Not at all.]

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[I was joking,] says James. [Things might've changed, but not that much.]

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