"Anywhere comfy where I can reach you," shrugs Isabella. Her seagull squawks unhappily and voids on the kitchen floor. "There's no call to be rude, it won't save you," she tells it.
"Me too, or me later?" asks Petaal.
"I paint you both, then I say the words and kill the bird," says Isabella.
There is a convenient space for Petaal beside Kas - on his right, even. Petaal takes it.
After she critically examines her work, she says, "Ready?"
"Bayleaf, bayleaf. Safe and sound,
Keep my precious pair with me,
Live and whole and lucid, leaf,
That is how I need them both,
Bayleaf, bayleaf, guard them well.
Bayleaf, bayleaf, hear my verse
I protect and mind with you,
Hide inside them, safe and sound.
Burning down into their skin.
Bayleaf, bayleaf, guard them well.
Bayleaf, bayleaf, I am one
I remain at home, they go
I am safe and they in peril
Danger you will chase away
Bayleaf, bayleaf, close their wounds
Bayleaf, bayleaf, help them breathe
Bayleaf, bayleaf, they are mine
Bayleaf, bayleaf, do as asked
Bayleaf, bayleaf, guard them well,
Bayleaf, bayleaf, safe and sound."
On the last syllable, the seagull dies in her hand, and the ink sears itself into matching tattoos.
"There. Please don't be reckless about testing its limits," says Isabella, going to toss the gull in the firepit. "I can point you to scholarly papers on the subject if you're that curious."
"Should I get a book of tattoo-spells for you?" asks Isabella dryly.
"You know, I got an inkling of this when you didn't want the no-pokey-talons blessing way back when, but how far does it go? I don't think most people would get tattoos recreationally," Isabella remarks.
Kas pulls away from the kiss long enough to say, "Goes far enough that we haven't found where it stops."
Pause. Headtilt.
"...Do you want me to look up interestingly unpleasant curses? They don't all have side effects."
"Ooh, yes please," breathes Petaal.
"Ooookay," laughs Isabella. "That'll keep Metis off my back for a while if she starts pestering me about curses even after I've killed a guy." Pause. "By the way, killer-dance-moves magic - I think should generally be a secret. I'm already occasionally theatrical when I do other spells, I'll start throwing in random movements where they aren't needed and then if she sees me doing it to different effect she won't know it's special."
"We're gonna go fuck in the attic now," adds Petaal, dragging Kas to his feet.
"Love you," Kas says as he follows her.
"You can come with if you want!" Petaal calls over her shoulder.
She concludes want.
She sets the seagull on fire and chases them up.