"Catalog?" says Isabella, and at Shell Bell's nod they depart the room, lock the door behind them, and go down to ask Bar if she can produce anything even vaguely resembling the forbidden class of items: menus.
"Can you do a clothes catalog? I don't have enough of a background in what exists to know what I want; I don't want Capitol fashion and I don't have to settle for what people in Districts can afford and if Isabella knows anything about clothes it's how to tie those black torn bits."
Well. It would have to be substantially abridged.
"Mes have been here before, right? If you have to abridge it anyway it might as well be oriented around the sorts of things they wear?"
I do suppose that is true. But you know why there are no menus - it's because the options are limitless. I do hope you won't feel constrained by whatever is in such a catalog.
"Inspired," says Bell. "Not constrained."
Very well. If you promise. And the bar spits out a catalog about six times the size of a telephone book.
Bar produces a length of twine. Isabella ties the massive catalog and dangles it from her branch, on which she sits and floats back up with Bell following.
"Bar is philosophically opposed to menus. I think anything smaller than this would have made her figure out a way for a restaurant to cry, if the conversation she had with Bell about it was anything to go by," says Isabella, setting down the catalog and producing her dagger to cut the twine off.
Shell Bell flicks the cover open. There's a table of contents, that's good. "Why do you carry a dagger with you?"
"Witches do," shrugs Isabella. "I'm better with a bow, but those aren't so easy to have on your person everywhere, and I am officially Not A Clan Embarrassment with the dagger. Are you as clumsy as I am?"
"Probably," says Shell Bell. "And I can't switch to flying, either. I mostly try to avoid stairs and carrying sharp objects."
"Oh, there's a sheath tucked in here, but I don't take that out with the dagger," shrugs Isabella, peering over Bell's shoulder at jeans.
"You can suggest things, but I don't think you get to break any ties on the subject of Bell's wardrobe, since she's the one who'll wear it," says Isabella.
"Well, yeah," he says. "What kind of clothes do you want, anyway? Stuff that looks nice, or stuff that feels nice?"
"I want... practical stuff," says Bell. "I trip and knock things over enough without any help. I think District Three gets pretty cold in the winter, but I'm staying indoors and won't need a coat, just maybe something a little heavier... I think it can probably manage to look nice at the same time, though. I like these," she says, running a finger over a pair of jeans that fade from dark blue at the hips and ankles to nearly white at the knees. She frowns. "There are no prices in this book. Thanks ever so, Bar..."
The pair of them continue to have roughly matching opinions about everything, and after they've been looking long enough that this seems like a consistent phenomenon, they divide the book in half - Isabella looks at pages on the right, Shell Bell at pages on the left - and go twice as quickly, with Isabella note-taking when they find something that might be worth going back to.
Partway through, Petaal becomes a maned lioness and they snuggle up a short distance away.
Shell Bell doesn't really want to look through the entire catalog. She does investigate a decent fraction of the jean selection, and continues through the shirts until Isabella finds a fitted t-shirt in black stretch cotton with silver "wrinkle" marks and she finds a warmer, long-sleeved flannel in solid burgundy. But she stops at the first page of socks and jots down the most pleasing option on the page without continuing into the world of soft footwear, and completely wastes Bar's kindness in finding her a selection of hats.
"I thought you were going to have more to say," Isabella remarks over her shoulder, between looking at sturdy practical boots in pretty colors and murmuring agreement with Shell Bell's selection of short black ones with functional silver-colored buckles.
She's even more perfunctory about underwear than she was about the socks. And while a few months in Milliways added a little bit of substance to her frame, it hasn't done so enough that she considers it necessary to pick out a bra with a guy she doesn't know very well in the room. She can go on doing without for a while. She can keep the catalog and try again later. (There'll be a later; Tony and Sherlock find the door so often.)