"...Are you kidding," Kas says disbelievingly, "why the hell would I not wanna hear that?"
"Right, what could I possibly have been thinking," says Bell, rolling her eyes, and she presses play again for his benefit.
He listens, gleefully enraptured, nodding along to the part about jelly beans.
She listens.
"This place is strange," she observes. "And full of strange people. Who may not be zombies but are, I reiterate, strange."
"That was more of the alt of Kas who our alt put on the asteroid?" Isabella clarifies.
Isabella reads from the series of napkins. "Why yes, I can distinguish between you as well as anyone else. Would you like something to drink? The first is on the house." Next napkin: "Your cranberry soda. I see no reason why you couldn't share a room and distribute keys that way, if you'd like. I won't settle your arguments about who is obliged to pay the rent on it." Next napkin: "I don't think you want to leave up to me the determination of which allies of Isabellas are to be permitted entrance. But I can give any of you as many keys as you ask for to hand out to anyone you like."
(Kas practically bounces, waiting for Bell to unpause. Petaal, sitting on his shoulder, actually does bounce.)
"Awesome!" says Bell. "Er, my finances are currently not my own, though."
"Don't look at me. Witches don't have money. I don't even have that credit card I was borrowing, anymore."
"Other Tony is loaded," he explains. "If you guys want, I can go ask him if he minds covering your room until you find a rich alt."
"I can chip in a favor for him, too," says Isabella, "if he wants - that's what we do instead of money, is favors."
"I'm so glad I met you," Bell tells Isabella. She glances at Kas. "Oh, you want to hear the rest of this? He doesn't have a whole lot more to say at this point. I'm not actually sure if he's alive, the gun was loaded with something weird." She presses play.
The recording continues. Kas's alt gets shot.
Kas sighs dreamily. Petaal becomes a linsang and curls around his neck, nuzzling under his chin.
"You can express your gratitude for meeting me by not shooting this one. He has a skill I will be very inconvenienced without," Isabella says.
He leaves it quite open whether the nice thing he's referring to is shooting his alt or letting him hear it.
"Float me please," he says to Matilda.