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Shell Bell finds Milliways once when she is eighteen. She has been there for two days now, setting up her sign ten minutes out of every waking hour, wiping down tables for her quarters in the staff area, eating buttery potatoes (she has been told that this is a complete nutrient package, for humans). Her wand is holding a bun of hair in place on the back of her head. Her shells are stashed safely in her room; she's budgeting carefully and she'll pay her tab when she leaves.
No one's talked to her due to the sign yet. They don't always. She sets it up anyway, like clockwork, so everyone gets the chance.
she_sells_seashells
"If I see you again in a couple years when I'm properly trained and stuff, and you have a use for me and Mewtwo that we're okay with, count me in," she adds.
she_sells_seashells
"That's very kind. In the meantime we would probably benefit from the attention of anyone else in your world with things magical, space, or technologically shiny who is disposed to help."
"Yeah, like I said, I'll see if I can talk to Stark," she says. "And maybe some Asgardians, but they're not really guerrilla warfare types, and they've got their own shit to worry about."
she_sells_seashells
"We're open to non-guerilla forms of revolution. We just don't have the personnel for it."
she_sells_seashells
"Fair warning, the shitty government has much better tech than we can get our hands on until and unless Tony has lots of parts and time. I'm not sure how it compares to yours."
"To mine, it's probably better. To Asgard's? Well, they made the magic space hammer," she says. "They walk around with spears and axes and shit like that, but I'd back Sif against a SWAT team any day."
she_sells_seashells
"Okay, if they can make stuff with consciences then they can probably do okay against the Capitol as long as the Capitol doesn't come down on them too hard."
"Yeah, you'd hope," she agrees. "Anyway, good luck with the revolution. I hope you hit the jackpot and get some allies who can wipe the floor with your evil totalitarian regime."
she_sells_seashells
"I'm hoping so!" Bell says. "Or at least some gadgets that make it easier to do it cleanly ourselves. Or cheat, I'd like to cheat. I don't want to have to fight armies of Peacekeepers. My dad used to be a Peacekeeper until he screwed up his knee."
she_sells_seashells
"It's the best," Bell agrees. "And if Milliways cooperates it is one of the best possible ways to cheat. Anyway. Anything more to cover here - Tony, more questions about your alt, maybe? - Sherlock, am I missing anything?"
she_sells_seashells
"Time to go set up the sign again?" Bell asks Sherlock. "And Tony, I wanna know what you were working on."
ferratus
"Communication... thingies," he says vaguely. "More of a challenge than I thought; the size and the power don't wanna match up, especially not when I add in encryption."
she_sells_seashells
"No. It's good. I just wish I'd mentioned this sooner."
Tucked into Bell's pocket - much more surreptitiously than the stick - is her recording device. She takes it out and holds it up. It's got a cheap plastic casing - which leaves it pleasantly waterproof - and six buttons.
Tucked into Bell's pocket - much more surreptitiously than the stick - is her recording device. She takes it out and holds it up. It's got a cheap plastic casing - which leaves it pleasantly waterproof - and six buttons.
she_sells_seashells
"Records, searches, and plays back audio," Bell says. "I leave it on whenever I am alone, and then I talk to it, and I leave it on whenever I'm at Milliways. It's got enough space to record continuously from when I got it to when I'm a hundred, assuming I live that long. It's restricted to respond to my voiceprint."