War is bad!

Well, it did let me keep making payments till you rescued me

Yeah. Bad things can have good results.

Katin sitting in a flowerpot messily eviscerating a tomato.

Awww.

Why the flowerpot?

She can sort of wriggle around but gets into things that way. she likes being in the flowerpot and can't get out. and we can't grow things in it since there's no sunshine here anymore

No sunshine?

Tall shit in all directions. There used to be some but they put up new stuff.

Eugh.

Yeah it's annoying. So we have this flowerpot and nothing in it. Except Katin.

I have a religion! It's kind of sun-focused! I am having completely irrelevant negative reactions to the concept of you being deprived of sunlight on top of the relevant ones!

How does a religion be focused on the sun?

It's not even the same one.

Our religions work really differently than yours.

I guess they'd have to!

Because we don't have the pollution thing?

So they can incorporate suns.

Ah. Yeah. It's a little more complicated than that.

Oh?

So alien religions mostly revolve around these things called "gods," which are powerful entities that may or may not care how you conduct your life and may or may not offer an afterlife for good behavior. There's no contemporary proof either way on whether or not they actually exist but a lot of religions claim there used to be.

That's kinda funky.

Kinda.

where does the sun come in?

In my religion we have only one God and they're primarily manifested as the sun.

I guess if you are a powerful entity you might decide to be a sun if you were into being on fire?

Quite possibly!