Magdala. I guess we'd better not be in Tapa at the time.

People'd mangle it!

So much!

By the way it seems like I was the only red who fucked up this year and didn't get an abortion.

Good.

Yeah.

Ugh, Tapa.

Come to lovely temperate Tapa! The government kills babies!

Do you know why?

You get better population control compliance than if you just adopt them out and sterilize the parents.

Ugh.

Also supposedly it's all the Empire of Oahk's fault but they're gone and they still do it.

We originally landed somewhere that speaks Oahkar.

Yeah, where?

I have been advised to keep it secret for reasons but the reasons kind of don't apply when I'm talking to you in particular but I don't know if the government or whoever can get into my email.

I don't think they can but I'm not super dying to know or anything.

Yeah.

I can tell you we literally landed under someone's table while they were eating.

That sounds awkward! And like you might get kicked!

There was some very mild kicking. The one-year-old declaring us a movie made up for it.

Aliens are very cinematic.

Even knockoff aliens who only have brown hair and shorter years and a lower reproductive drive!

Did the one year old tell you that you're low budget?

No she seemed pretty unambiguously excited about us.

Awwww.

When we were learning Oahkar she read Otet her books it was the cutest thing.