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Odette and Illia land in Calado
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They share a border, but Tapa is big.

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Nnnnngh going to hunt down a place where babies are probably not dying is not an effective use of her time. But she is so tempted.

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The internet has no comment.

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Yeah.

Sigh.

Other problems the world has, besides Tapai infanticide and Calado rabid mice and the fact that population control is necessary?

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Tapa is at war with the only even bigger country in the world, Voa, over polluted food!

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Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

Okay.

Details? Any way she can make this. Not?

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Tapa is trying to take a provinceful of Voan farmland so they can have domestic food security! They just ended a temporary ceasefire which allowed some evacuations of Voans there further west.

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Lovely.

Okay.

She's going to go see if that adult Adaro is where she left her.

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She has finished making lunch and there is some for the aliens if they want! "Hello."

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"Hello! How do I get in touch with the Senator again?"

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"I can let him know whenever you like that you're ready to go back in."

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"I would like that."

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Pocket everything stuff happens. "Cadra'll be by to collect you soon."

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"Thank you."

She goes and explains all of the everything to her sister. Lunch is had.

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And Cadra comes by.

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She yellows everyone's hair.

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And they go back to the senator's office.

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Do they have to wait for the senator again?

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Not as long!

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"Hello," she says. "My Oahkar is much better. I looked at the internet. I think I don't want to work exclusively with Calado, both because this country seems to have a reputation as a metaphorical writhing snakes' nest, and because there is apparently a war between the two largest nations on the planet that I would like to try to stop sooner rather than later. I would also like to make it worth your and the Adaros' while to have helped me. Do you have any suggestions?"

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"- how are you planning to stop the war?"

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"Hi I'm a magic alien who can solve the food scarcity problems that led to you declaring war in the first place, I may be able to terraform and season planets in the future and countries I like get planets sooner, maybe we can find a diplomatic solution to this war war is terrible, hint hint."

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"You can feed a couple billion people?"

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"...It'll be hard and take a while and be boring but I think so."

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"Might work if Voa'd string up the instigator."

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