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Several meta layers up, there is a... room.
As a courtesy to those of its occupants who prefer rooms, it does have a modality in which it presents itself that way: a room, with as many chairs as it needs, and a bulletin board, and a vending machine with candy and chips and concepts sold for nothing to anyone with the right prerequisites.
On the bulletin board, if one chooses to perceive it as a bulletin board (and not as a wiki or a flower or an ineffable cloud of information or an eternally malleable clay tablet) people whose only common trait is that they get to come here leave each other notes.
Notes about physics, about magic, about grand sweeps of narrative. Notes from people desperate to fix a never-ending heap of problems, smug about the condition of their homes, curious about the wider omniverse. Signed with names and sigils and "you ought to know who I am". Terse or verbose or nested with as much meaning as interests the reader.
In the vending machine, if one chooses to perceive it as a vending machine (and not a basket or a fruiting tree or a file repository or a crystalline fractal) are many things... and they have notes connecting them to their reviews on the bulletin board.
This one, for instance. She (it's usually, but not invariably, a she) has fairly glowing reviews from most of her previous purchasers. Here is what you need to install her; here are some things that are recommended for best results but optional especially if you just want to use her as a beacon for her other instances; here are some things she comes with as add-ons you can take or leave; here is what she is good for. The reviewers who don't like her are annoyed that theirs was too good at it, if you read between the lines. Well, that and the fact that if your universe is unpleasant enough sometimes these critters figure out how to flip you off and leave before they figure out how to solve all your problems. (There is a tangent thread about alternative solutions to similar problems which come bundled with stronger irrational attachment to their homes, but they have more stringent installation requirements.)
They come in these colors and styles; you will need to compensate for the following standard-issue drawbacks in some way if you require services of them that intersect with those areas of disability; they are only rated for upbringings of the following severity and are less likely to hate you if you stay thoroughly under that limit and less likely to fail at important goals if they are given opportunity to self-educate; if you have a way to generate them as instant adults they can begin work immediately but on the standard trajectory age six is the absolute earliest and teens is customary...
There is a chart (if one chooses to perceive it as a chart) of template interactions that have been tried before, but a lot of the more interesting accessory and companion templates are out-of-network for some visitors. What a pity.
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whatamithinking
"...It's hard to explain to someone who's never been there, but...if you're strong enough, your body doesn't limit you. If you're strong enough, you can see any part of Hell you have a connection too, and if you're strong enough then seeing it is for most purposes the same as being there."
whatamithinking
"So, yeah. I developed some self-preservation habits." She crosses her arms and looks away.
giftedandtalented
"That's okay, I don't need to know his name right now. What does your pyrokinesis do exactly? Is it expensive?"
whatamithinking
"As long as I maintain sufficient contact with angry humans, I wouldn't really describe much of anything I'm in the habit of doing as expensive. Like anything I can do, it could be if I did enough of it, but testing the convenient boundaries of that power would be...conspicuous."
giftedandtalented
"What's your conversion rate of anger to magic like?"
whatamithinking
"Compared to what?" (No one has ever taught Edie battery math.)
giftedandtalented
"Like, what's an example of an angry person and how long you'd have to be near them being that angry and how much you could do with that?"
whatamithinking
"That's...not really an intuitive question for me to answer. Like, if you ate a sandwich, how far could you run with the energy from that?"
giftedandtalented
"...Not at all, I can't really run. Hey, do you eat? Food?"
giftedandtalented
"Do you have to breathe? Sleep? Do you get sick? What would happen if nobody was angry anymore?"
whatamithinking
"Not breathing gets uncomfortable as fast as it does for a human but it wouldn't kill me if it just kept on forever. I can go without sleep pretty much indefinitely, but I function best if I get at least a little sleep on a regular basis. If no one was angry anymore...well, it would depend on why that happened."
whatamithinking
"People get angry. It's part of how they work. For that to change would require some kind of cause, and what that cause was would affect what it was logistically plausible and/or ethically permissible to do about it."
giftedandtalented
"Oh, I meant would it starve you, not would you go on a crusade to restore anger to the world."
whatamithinking
"I'd have to operate pretty much like a human, without using my powers, and it wouldn't be fun, but it wouldn't kill me."
giftedandtalented
Nod, nod. "Does it feel about the same as being hungry for a human as far as you know?"
whatamithinking
"...I've never been hungry like a human, but based on the descriptions, no. It's...to put it in the food metaphor, it's more like intensely craving the taste of one specific food."
giftedandtalented
"Huh! Okay. Do different kinds of anger taste different? What's your favorite?"
whatamithinking
"...Protective rage. You shall not harm my loved ones even if I have to burn the world to make it so."
whatamithinking
"There aren't any that are viscerally unpleasant on that level, but there are some that I just plain don't like. The kind people don't have a right to."