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Several meta layers up, there is a... room.
As a courtesy to those of its occupants who prefer rooms, it does have a modality in which it presents itself that way: a room, with as many chairs as it needs, and a bulletin board, and a vending machine with candy and chips and concepts sold for nothing to anyone with the right prerequisites.
On the bulletin board, if one chooses to perceive it as a bulletin board (and not as a wiki or a flower or an ineffable cloud of information or an eternally malleable clay tablet) people whose only common trait is that they get to come here leave each other notes.
Notes about physics, about magic, about grand sweeps of narrative. Notes from people desperate to fix a never-ending heap of problems, smug about the condition of their homes, curious about the wider omniverse. Signed with names and sigils and "you ought to know who I am". Terse or verbose or nested with as much meaning as interests the reader.
In the vending machine, if one chooses to perceive it as a vending machine (and not a basket or a fruiting tree or a file repository or a crystalline fractal) are many things... and they have notes connecting them to their reviews on the bulletin board.
This one, for instance. She (it's usually, but not invariably, a she) has fairly glowing reviews from most of her previous purchasers. Here is what you need to install her; here are some things that are recommended for best results but optional especially if you just want to use her as a beacon for her other instances; here are some things she comes with as add-ons you can take or leave; here is what she is good for. The reviewers who don't like her are annoyed that theirs was too good at it, if you read between the lines. Well, that and the fact that if your universe is unpleasant enough sometimes these critters figure out how to flip you off and leave before they figure out how to solve all your problems. (There is a tangent thread about alternative solutions to similar problems which come bundled with stronger irrational attachment to their homes, but they have more stringent installation requirements.)
They come in these colors and styles; you will need to compensate for the following standard-issue drawbacks in some way if you require services of them that intersect with those areas of disability; they are only rated for upbringings of the following severity and are less likely to hate you if you stay thoroughly under that limit and less likely to fail at important goals if they are given opportunity to self-educate; if you have a way to generate them as instant adults they can begin work immediately but on the standard trajectory age six is the absolute earliest and teens is customary...
There is a chart (if one chooses to perceive it as a chart) of template interactions that have been tried before, but a lot of the more interesting accessory and companion templates are out-of-network for some visitors. What a pity.
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swordofdamocles
"Although I admit I don't think making the first chapter of Genesis a physics textbook would have gone over well at the time."
giftedandtalented
"It may've made more sense in context but these days it's not even very effective if you do read it as metaphor."
swordofdamocles
"It'll probably do a lot of good for now even if it's not the most effective thing for a few millennia from now."
giftedandtalented
"Yeah, but she can't keep doing this sort of thing every couple millennia. It working really well is basically a fallback plan if I don't think of anything more direct to solve all the problems."
giftedandtalented
"Hell exists and shouldn't, God doesn't have enough power to do things as often as would be convenient and humans aren't picking up the slack either by directly doing the things that need to be done or by providing enough attention, and if I manage to fix that there's all these other universes out there and we don't know how to get to them and they might have problems and not all even have a one of God."
swordofdamocles
"Those are problems. Let me know if the six years of experience I have on you doing magic are handy for anything. Or better yet get Grandfather to do it. Or--" she pauses thoughtfully. "I wonder if you could recruit the Vampire Mage."
swordofdamocles
"You know how Grandfather sometimes has to go to boring parties with other magicians for networking reasons, and we don't because we sort of slot in as his apprentices? One of the other magicians that I only heard about because I'm around more often than you right after he gets back from the party is a vampire who's managed to last about seven hundred years. He's kinda, uh, misanthropic, but seven hundred years of spell mastery and development is no small thing."
giftedandtalented
"That sounds cool! He's even older than the demons I met. ...I should maybe tell the demons I met that I'm Christ."
swordofdamocles
"His name's Kanimir, he's one of the two oldest vampires alive because a lot of people react to vampires by killing them and this used to be even moreso than it is, the other one's his sister..."
swordofdamocles
"Easiest way would probably to get Grandfather to take us to the next boring magician party he goes to. Or we could maybe show up on his doorstep unannounced, if you can teleport places without having a paired-point sent there like with the spell we use."
giftedandtalented
"I should be able to but I don't want to do miracles when I can do things other ways. I don't mind going to a boring magician party. Maybe they'd like to read my book."
swordofdamocles
"Don't miracle-spike the punch. There are better places to turn water into wine," Andrea jokes.
giftedandtalented
"I think I might also not be allowed places alcohol is served? I'm not sure. I think the wine trick is silly, anyway, the world doesn't really need more wine."
swordofdamocles
"Yeah, it is pretty silly. I'm pretty sure as long as it's not, actually, a bar you can be there? Like, they don't kick you out of restaurants that have a wine list or anything."