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Several meta layers up, there is a... room.
As a courtesy to those of its occupants who prefer rooms, it does have a modality in which it presents itself that way: a room, with as many chairs as it needs, and a bulletin board, and a vending machine with candy and chips and concepts sold for nothing to anyone with the right prerequisites.
On the bulletin board, if one chooses to perceive it as a bulletin board (and not as a wiki or a flower or an ineffable cloud of information or an eternally malleable clay tablet) people whose only common trait is that they get to come here leave each other notes.
Notes about physics, about magic, about grand sweeps of narrative. Notes from people desperate to fix a never-ending heap of problems, smug about the condition of their homes, curious about the wider omniverse. Signed with names and sigils and "you ought to know who I am". Terse or verbose or nested with as much meaning as interests the reader.
In the vending machine, if one chooses to perceive it as a vending machine (and not a basket or a fruiting tree or a file repository or a crystalline fractal) are many things... and they have notes connecting them to their reviews on the bulletin board.
This one, for instance. She (it's usually, but not invariably, a she) has fairly glowing reviews from most of her previous purchasers. Here is what you need to install her; here are some things that are recommended for best results but optional especially if you just want to use her as a beacon for her other instances; here are some things she comes with as add-ons you can take or leave; here is what she is good for. The reviewers who don't like her are annoyed that theirs was too good at it, if you read between the lines. Well, that and the fact that if your universe is unpleasant enough sometimes these critters figure out how to flip you off and leave before they figure out how to solve all your problems. (There is a tangent thread about alternative solutions to similar problems which come bundled with stronger irrational attachment to their homes, but they have more stringent installation requirements.)
They come in these colors and styles; you will need to compensate for the following standard-issue drawbacks in some way if you require services of them that intersect with those areas of disability; they are only rated for upbringings of the following severity and are less likely to hate you if you stay thoroughly under that limit and less likely to fail at important goals if they are given opportunity to self-educate; if you have a way to generate them as instant adults they can begin work immediately but on the standard trajectory age six is the absolute earliest and teens is customary...
There is a chart (if one chooses to perceive it as a chart) of template interactions that have been tried before, but a lot of the more interesting accessory and companion templates are out-of-network for some visitors. What a pity.
giftedandtalented
"You'd have to build spaceships! They're kind of hard, humans don't live on other planets yet, but people are working on it. Or maybe magic can do it, but that seems like you might have already noticed if it could."
giftedandtalented
"It's a thing that flies really fast and holds air in with you so you can breathe while you're going to other planets."
giftedandtalented
"I don't know how to make spaceships or I'd explain them but they're cool! You could learn to make them the same way humans did, I bet, doing science and learning how things go and how to build things that do what you want."
"Well, there are human magicians living on Mars already, and they might not take well to fey neighbors. Even if enough nobles could pull the pins from their brains long enough to organize such a thing."
"That would still require nobles to organize, and that's probably not happening any time soon," he snorts.
"Because most of them aren't practical like our Lady and would rather play power games than get anything useful done."
giftedandtalented
"Why would a lot of them need to cooperate, anyway, couldn't one noble and all the other fairies that live in their area cooperate without bothering any other ones about it?"
"Well, maybe, but you can bet all the other ones would want to have a say in something that big, even if it wasn't happening in their territory."
giftedandtalented
"Then they'd want to cooperate on it, wouldn't they? Or make their own spaceships and that would be fine too."
"They would argue. For years. About how it ought to be done, and maybe they would eventually settle on something, or maybe it would get tabled indefinitely without the original noble getting permission to follow through, or maybe someone key to the project suffers an embarrassing political loss and everyone else quietly distances themselves."
"Because nobles' territories are divided geographically, so some of them would argue that a space project should be under the direct oversight of the Queen and that she should appoint new nobles for a Moon territory."
"If there wasn't a Queen to keep the sillier nobles in line they'd be arguing that everything was a permission thing and no one would ever get anything done," he says derisively.
"Maybe. She has a lot to do, though, so I imagine she'd only be interested once other people had made enough progress that she could be sure it wouldn't be a waste of her time."
"The Queen might accept work done by humans, but if it got out, some of the nobles would kick up such a fuss."