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fabbell and crystalcrab lucy in the 'verse
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Lucy takes a deep breath and peers into the well. 

She isn't going to repeat that first incident, that had felt like the light was being sucked out of her. But she isn't going to just give up, either. She stares down the well, willing something besides just darkness to make itself known to her eyes. 

Nothing comes to view. She grits her teeth and leans in, glowing very slightly. 

Leaning in should have been perfectly safe; the well had a sturdy stone barrier, and her feet were planted firmly on the ground behind it. She would have to be pushed in order to fall in. 

Her attention is very focused on the well. The first sign she has that something is wrong is a pair of rough hands planted against her back. 

She falls. 

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She doesn't know what she expects to happen to her, but brightness and tumbling onto something soft and green wasn't it. She pushes herself up into a sitting position and looks around suspiciously. 

...Surface grass surrounds her as far as she can see in every direction, but the blue sky overhead isn't quite as bright as it was the last time she visited the Surface, and the sun is smaller in the sky and not as bright. 

She calls up to it anyway, her crystals-tumbling-in-water voice calling Correspondence words of query and confusion. 

There is no answer. 

It could be that her voice isn't strong enough to reach a Judgment from farther away than the Earth is from its star, or that this Judgment recognizes her for the amalgamy she is and has no personal connection to induce it to deign to speak with her. 

She is still very confused and not happy

She looks down again at the grass she landed on, and plucks a stalk and brings it to eye level. It doesn't look like it would look out of place on Earth, but she can't swear that it's the same species as any she's seen before. She didn't exactly have cause to pay attention to grass before. 

But she's never really been to the High Wilderness before, and doesn't have the discernment to distinguish the earthly from the not. 

She turns around again, more slowly, to see if she can see anything besides undifferentiated plains in any direction, to give her a place to try for. 

Is that a road? Might be. Better than anything else she can see to try for. 

She has made it far enough to state with confidence that it is, in fact, a paved road she can see off in the distance, before her internal grumbling about celestial purity ideals is interrupted. 

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By the side of the paved road there appears a girl.

She's gorgeous, like a painting, and she has feathered angel wings in dark red and midnight blue, and a dress in the same colors, spangled with a motif of circles.

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And with her, a boy in jeans and a buttondown.

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That is probably not a great sign. But, like, not in a way that suggests that either of them is a Seeker or a space dragon or anything else she should be concerned about. 

She walks over carefully. "Hello," she says, in her late-nineteenth-century-London accent. "Are you alright?"

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"- I don't think I'm injured. Xander?"

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"Kind of stubbed my toe in the, uh, landing? No big. Where are we?"

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"I don't know." She kind of double-takes at Lucy.

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"I don't know either. I assume it is a planet. I don't think it's Earth. I myself arrived here unexpectedly only a few minutes ago."

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"We were eaten by a cryptid, what about... you?" Pause. "Also where are you hiding your mods - sorry, that was a rude question -"

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"My mods? I--fell down a well. In the Neath. On Earth. I suppose I shouldn't assume you're from Earth--you speak English, though--"

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"We're from Earth and speak English and do you just - oh, it's your teeth - does that count by itself or do you have stuff your dress is covering?"

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Her hand goes up to cover her mouth. "My teeth? --Most people don't notice anything unusual about my teeth. I mean, not that I've been very good at lying low, but--anyway I still don't understand what you mean...by...are you referring to modifications made by the Shapeling Arts?"

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"I don't know what a Shapeling Art is?"

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"Can we figure out where we are and not fixate on her dental mod, Bella?"

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"- yeah, sorry." She looks around.

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She points at the sky. "I haven't been to the Surface in months but that is not what Earth's sun looks like from there." She gestures road-wards. "I was headed that way for lack of better ideas." 

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"Yeah, the sky's wrong. Road makes sense. Not sure I ought to take off, loses fast feedback on who can see us and what they think of that..."

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"You could go up briefly, there isn't anyone in view at all right now, even if someone does come within view of this spot it'll take a ways between 'blurry speck that we can perceive' and 'can perceive us as more than blurry specks' and if they see a blurry speck go up and down they might not even notice and probably can't draw too many conclusions based on it even if they do." 

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"Yeah, I guess I can bet there are birds on the planet." She takes off.

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The road stretches on in either direction, and so do the grassy plains on either side. But there are other things on this planet, and several more of them come into view as she gains altitude. Off to the right, facing the road, a town or village of some kind dotted with what might be trees comes into view. A handful more ?trees? speckle the horizon on this side of the road, and off to the left, some kind of vehicle is approaching from a distance about twice as far as is visible from the ground. 

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She circles, she lands. "Town that way, and a truck or something is coming from that direction so I guess we could try our luck at hitching a ride?"

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Nod. "If you want. I--don't tire easily--but it's less conspicuous than my fast option and I'd much rather stay with you two at least until any of us have any idea what's going on."

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"Yeah, agreed." She folds her wings and hikes roadward, sticking close to Xander. "What's your name?"

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"Lucy Whitman." These people sure do seem to be Surfacers so her Neath appelation would probably just be confusing. "Yours?"

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"Isabella and Alexander Swan respectively. Nice to meet you."

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"Modulo circumstances, it's very nice to meet you too. Would it be indelicate to inquire about the wings?" 

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"...they're wings? I don't know what your question about them is."

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"--I mean, humans don't usually have wings. I don't think I've met anything that's a person and has feathered wings, although I'll admit that even I certainly haven't met everything that exists." 

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"...I'm a - are you not a magical girl?"

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"I...am indubitably a girl and I guess it's not like I can claim what I can do doesn't count as magic..."

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"Where on Earth did you say you were from?"

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"London. The Fifth City. The Prickfinger Wastes. The Neath." 

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"London is a real place in England and the rest of what you said is nonsense!"

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"...London...hasn't been in England since before I was born." 

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"Which was when?"

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"February 1879." 

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"It's 2006."

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"I guess it's not impossible the Bazaar gave London back," she says dubiously. 

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"In... some way that would lead to nobody having noticed it was gone? - also they did have magical girls in 1879."

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"Oh, everybody knows it's gone. And I think I would probably have noticed if anyone was managing anything reasonably describable as 'magic' on the Surface, right out where a Judgment's light shines full-force. Curiouser and curiouser." 

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"A Judgment?"

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"Yyyyyes, um, stars are people. Magic people. Who...enforce the laws of physics a certain way. Whether they want to or not. I mean, there's a way to stop, but I don't think most of them know that. And they'd probably get caught. And that--wouldn't end well for them."

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"...so, I think we are not from the same planet."

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"That doesn't necessarily explain everything but I think explaining everything might take a bit longer than this, yes. Hm." 

...Pause. 

"If you have a sun and can do things Judgment-light wouldn't allow, that--does suggest an alternate interpretation for this planet's star not talking to me when I tried talking to it. Besides it just being stuck up." 

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"You thought the star was stuck up? Uh, anyway, yeah, magical girls can do magic. I thought you were one for - reasons -"

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"- but apparently you're something else? What are you?"

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"I...am...only half human. I suppose given the givens there's no reason not to tell you the whole story. My mother is human and my grandfather is a Judgment and my grandmother is a Messenger. This...isn't what I was born looking like, I figured out how to turn myself mostly human-looking a little over a year ago." 

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"Huh. Okay. Magical girls start out like normal human girls and then gain the ability to shapeshift and if we're pretty enough get additional powers."

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"I wouldn't be shocked if something like that happened in the Neath, although I'd be curious what caused it. The reason I thought the star was stuck up is because it wasn't talking to me and, uh, I am multiple generations of Space Miscegenation and most Judgments are Space Racist. If the Space Constables find out I exist my grandparents are not going to have a fun time of it." 

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"Space Racist! Okay. Uh, as far as we know our sun is not a person but we don't know how to talk to them - sound does not travel through space and it doesn't have eyes to see sign language and so on - so perhaps we wouldn't know."

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"Judgment language is magic, I can absolutely talk to my grandfather from the surface of the planet. But given a lack of anyone who speaks Magic Star Language I would expect you to be out of luck there, yes, although I really am confident that magic working on the surface means that something I don't understand is going on, whether it's the sun not being a person or not." 

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"Our planet's had magical girls for centuries."

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"So if the weirdness is just that you have a Judgment who figured out that you can do something else besides Consensus-light then you're probably not going to get caught by space constables any day now. Uh, the way Judgments enforce a certain paradigm is by giving off magic light that enforces that paradigm, but if you try hard and believe in yourself you can instead give off magic light that does not do that, and my half-judgment father figured that out and worked hard and believed in themself to give off light that heals people instead, and by default when I glow I do that but I can do Consensus-enforcing light instead. I generally don't, healing people is much better. I'm trying to iterate off that and develop an even better kind of light but, uh, it might take a while." 

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"Healing power, nice. Some magical girls get that but mine is stopping things."

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"I'm glad to hear anyone does! Can your healers raise the dead?"

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"- no. Can you?"

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"Yeah!!!"

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"That's so cool!"

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"I know, right, people not being dead is the best."

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"If I had any idea how to get home from here I'd be trying to poach you! I don't know how you do your thing but maybe you could do it faster with 2006 infrastructure!"

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"How I do my thing is mostly 'find corpses, convince the people in charge of them to hand them over,' I've plucked all the low-hanging fruit already, the graveyards of London are, I dunno, probably I missed any graves that had lost their stones so probably not empty, but close enough for low-hanging fruit purposes and I've wheedled almost all the mummies away from the University and there's only so many corpses I can smuggle down from the Surface at a time without people being 'hey, you're a graverobber, I'm going to stop you with physical violence,' and it's not like any of those people are getting more dead so it's not really worth it to hurt people who are currently alive, you know? --People who have been dead, and, uh, aren't magic, it's not safe for them to go out in Judgment-light, so they have to stay in the Neath--honestly I'd be happy to be poached if there was a way to go back and forth but I'm also doing useful work in terms of convincing my grandparents to behave ethically, they, uh, outperform their species and they love me but they're not objectively great people and also they don't super work on human timescales, humans aren't magic but I am so much more agentic than my father, talk about hybrid vigor. Also, like, I would be sad if I never saw my family again but never is a long time and raising the dead is important."

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"Yeah, that makes sense. But instead here we all are on this third planet. But at least it's inhabited and I don't have to sprout crops out of my arms to feed us probably!"

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"Whoah, you can do that?"

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"I've never done it but yeah, my shapeshifting can accommodate plants."

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"That's neat. I can only go between my natural form and this one. I mean, I can do in-betweens, I just can't do anything that isn't any of the things that I am. Not that I'm complaining, the things that I am are excellent, but if I get hungry and there's nothing around I just have to put up with it." 

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"What else are you?"

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"Uh, giant diamond space crab thing."

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"Cool," says Xander. "Cryptid-y, but cool."

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"Cryptids are what happens if a magical girl deviates too far from human baseline. They kind of - lose their personalities and usually fuck off into the wilderness or something."

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"That does not sound great. I'd love to see if I could fix one, I can for example mend brain damage, but, uh, I am most certainly not suggesting testing it without regaining access to your home planet." 

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"I appreciate that."

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"For that matter I wonder if it could be fixed by forcing them into a human form again...something to think about, maybe. I don't know how we got here but forever is a long time, I'm sure we'll find a way back eventually." 

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"Some of 'em do it on purpose."

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"Well, I certainly wouldn't start with those, then, but if we learn things about what it's like to be a cryptid that suggest it was not an informed choice then we can turn them back the once and let them choose it again or not." 

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"Makes sense to me."

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"I like you, you're sensible. The first time I wheedled mummies out of the University the ostensible purpose was to do research on what the afterlife was like and what the world was like when they were alive and I was happy about people not being dead and the professor who was helping me was all 'oh yes I guess it's true that some people will no longer be dead' like people stop mattering when they've been dead a few thousand years and you're not like that at all and it's good." 

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"How'd they take integration after that long? "

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"Surprisingly well, really...I mean, it helps that most of them were from the Second City and the queen who sold the Second City in the first place was still around. Albeit incognito, but, you know, when you kick over the status quo all kinds of secrets float out of the dust." 

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"...still not from your planet."

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"Right, uh, most people from my planet wouldn't know what I was talking about either, sorry. So, to give the full context--I said my grandmother was a Messenger and that's true, but maybe a little lacking in detail. So, Messengers are giant space crabs, basically, who ferry messages between Judgments. My grandmother worked for my grandfather, and also they were involved, but they were not Space Monogamous and my grandfather sent my grandmother with a marriage proposal to another Judgment, which they turned down, and my grandmother was worried that my grandfather would be heartbroken and decided to be extremely dramatic about it. They made a deal with a space Constable to put off delivering the letter for the span of seven Cities, during which time they would collect as many love stories as possible to present to my grandfather to soften the blow. Each city was a capital purchased from the reigning monarch in exchange for magic, usually to save the life of someone the monarch loved, and then brought down to the Neath. London is the fifth such city. The second was called Akhetaten, and was sold by Ankhesenpaaten ostensibly to save the life of her husband Tutankhaten, who had been bitten by a snake, only it was a decoy capital and this was, for reasons I have yet to grasp, important and obnoxious to the Bazaar's purposes, and they managed to hold off the purchase of the Third City for like a thousand years and even then Akhesenpaaten stuck around and has to this day, she's currently going around in whiteface calling herself the Duchess and she helped the ex-mummies adjust." 

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"That's... pretty... wacky."

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"I mean it gets less wacky when you find out that actually instead of using the magic the Bazaar gave her to cure her husband she, uh, turned him into a giant supernaturally-poisonous snake and I had to rescue him and smuggle him out of the city so she wouldn't find out what had happened to him. The Neath has any excellent qualities such as not having a mortality rate of 'literally everyone ever' but there is a disheartening dearth of people who aren't me who are even trying." 

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"What exactly is 'the Neath' - I'm gathering it's underground -"

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"Giant cavern underlying most of Eurasia and a decent chunk of the Atlantic Ocean, sufficiently insulated from sunlight that the people there are safe from the effects of Judgment-light."

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"It sounds weird as fuck."

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Giggle. "It is pretty damn weird. And I haven't even told you about, oh, the Devils or Parabola or Seeking or any of a dozen other things yet." 

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"Did you bring them with you? 'Cause this is getting to be lots to track."

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"Just me. And a dress covered in Correspondence sigils--the written form of star-language--I suppose." 

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Isabella peers at her. "Is there a particular reason to go legible clothing there or is it just a fashion statement?"

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"Magic. It's sort of difficult to handle safely if you don't have an innate grasp of it but the one kind of magic Judgment-consensus doesn't prevent is using their own language to reshape reality. Mostly this dress just doesn't get dirty and hangs like this despite having a ridiculous number of pockets. The sigils that aren't going to one of those are just a fashion statement." 

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"It's pretty."

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"Thanks! I made it myself. I pretty much had to, what with the bit where it's difficult for humans to handle this many sigils at once safely. It's made of space-spider silk."

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"You keep calling stuff 'space' stuff."

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"Stuff keeps being from space! I mean, I could say 'amalgamy' instead of 'space miscegenation,' but I think the latter gets across what I mean better!"

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"But you live underground! Why is all the stuff from space going underground?"

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"Because underground is where the Judgment-light doesn't reach. Also there are no space cops there. I mean, besides the one my grandmother bribed, but they're not going to tell their bosses on anyone. And, like, Judgments and space cops are such that 'space miscegenation' is a thing that exists. Lotsa people want not that. And, like, they don't all know it exists, if everyone knew about the Neath we'd be fucked, but--I don't know all of which was who, but between Father and Grandmother they both brought some space stuff with them when they moved in."

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"But like, how does stuff that wants to avoid Judgments get to the Neath from space? There being some intervening starlight. Do they, like, come at night, smuggled inside of a meteorite."

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"Oh. Well, a lot of it just exists, like, humans who have been dead can't safely go to the Surface, but if a Devil--uh, they're called that but, uh, despite what the Church thinks they aren't actually minions of an actual Satan, they're space bees, long story--or a Rubbery Man wanted to go to the Surface they might find their abilities curtailed but they wouldn't just die. And they'd be in trouble if a space constable found them but if the nearest Judgment is cool with you and the nearest space constable is on the take then you can probably get from point A to point B, there is any risk but it's not the worst."

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"Space bees. Gosh. What is a Rubbery Man?"

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"They're squid people who mostly keep their tentacles wrapped around each other in such a way that they can, like, fit into human clothes and stuff, they were created by the Flukes to interact with humanity. Flukes are people from the planet Axile who are very big and also aquatic."

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"Our Earth is so much less complicated. It's just humans and magical girls and also swarms which are black shapeshifting things that glom into larger monsters if not killed immediately."

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"Yeah it sounds like on your Earth I might spend less time running around waving carrots and sticks to get people to stop being horrible to each other, that sounds nice." 

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"I mean, humans can be fairly horrible but perhaps it's worse where you're from, if only because it's the nineteenth century."

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"I have yet to completely stamp out the practice of spontaneously stoning Rubbery Men to death on the grounds that they have squid faces." 

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"Bleah."

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"I'm glad to know that in 2006 things have improved enough that 'because it's the nineteenth century' can be considered a reason for horrible." 

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"I mean, not everything's better everywhere, but the average is up."

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"Well. Of course not." Sigh. "I mean, you can't raise the dead at all, apparently, so that would put a strict cap on how much better things can get anyway. Well. All that means is we have a lot of work ahead of us." 

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"Starting with waiting for that car to have someone in it who can tell us where we are."

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She squints down the road. "I think the driver stopped to fix something, is why it hasn't showed up yet." 

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"Huh. Hope they get that handled, it doesn't seem densely populated enough here that I'd definitely expect another vehicle today."

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"Worst case scenario I turn into a giant crab and carry you two to town." 

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"...can you see the person well enough to tell if they're a human or not? Winged human might be less likely to spook the locals than giant crab, even if they don't have magical girls here either, but if they're actually, uh, space mice, all bets are off. So if we can't hitchhike I might want to fly into town and scope it out while you guys park a ways back."

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"Human," she confirms. "Or at least about as close to human as devils look when they're piloting humanoid paper bodies." 

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"Okay. So plan A, hitchhike, plan B, I descend all angelic into the town and - oh, heck, we are unlikely to be able to talk to them. Sky's wrong, this isn't even an Earth."

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"Damn, you're right. Well, at least I'm good at languages, if I can get them to hold still long enough to point at things while saying words we should be able to communicate in better than pantomime in, oh, not quite a month." 

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"I am not especially gifted at languages and Xander is worse but I can probably figure it out if it's the only way to communicate instead of just the only way to get an A in a Spanish class without very high expectations of my retention."

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"I've played translator before, I don't mind." 

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"It'll still be logistically less complicated if we learn. But maybe this person will also improbably speak English just as you and we improbably landed near one another."

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"Wouldn't that be a treat--oh, the vehicle's starting again, that's good." 

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"Also hopefully the locals are friendly."

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"Worst case scenario we leave and find a locale where they are. Or are willing to pretend to be in exchange for magic healing." 

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"If necessary I can do pearls and other organic shinies but, like growing plants, this sounds uncomfortable and I haven't done it before."

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"You can make pearls? What's the limit to what you can and cannot make?"

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"I can make a lot of stuff but inorganics disappear when they leave my person - like if I took off my shoe and put it down it'd evaporate into nothing. So I can wear all the diamonds I want but I can't sell them. Pearls and plants and coral and narwhal horns and stuff like that I can grow, though, and that stays when removed like nail trimmings do."

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"Innnnnnnteresting. What's the definition of organic? How well do you have to understand a thing to grow it?"

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"The magic can fill in some blanks in order to achieve whatever I am driving at cosmetically speaking. But if I make, like, a - you don't have electronics - if I make a... gun... then it won't fire because I don't know how a gun works and something can look exactly like one without working. This is not actually first and foremost a utility power, it's first and foremost an aesthetic power, our magic cares about how pretty we are and this supports that and merely has useful side effects. Organic is something that a living thing grows but I don't know if having learned that in your universe stars are alive I can now manifest stellar plasma."

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"What I was wondering was if you could make this," Lucy says, and her hand turns diamond-clear and starts glowing. 

(That stubbed toe Xander had? Super gone.)

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"Gosh. Uh. I think I want to wait to experiment with that because I do not know its point cost and cannot look it up. 'Point cost' meaning - you can assign a number to any body modification and add them all up and if you go over a certain number, cryptid. So I'm willing to try that because it doesn't look like it would be very expensive to grow a little bit of it but I want to go down to one wing beforehand to be extra safe even though I'm well under threshold."

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"You always get your coverts wrong. Even with the other wing right there to compare! Every time!"

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"Then I guess I need practice, don't I."

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"That's fair," Lucy agrees, and then puts the glowy diamondness away as the vehicle pulls up. 

"Hi, please tell me you speak English," she says. 

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The man in the...hover-wagon? blinks at her. "Why would I not speak English?" Then he looks at Isabella and does a double-take. 

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"We have been having the weirdest day," she sighs. "Can we have a ride to town. We can pay you." 

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"Ah...alright," he says, still sort of gaping at Isabella. 

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She folds her wings smaller and gets into the hover-wagon with the others. "In pearls," she clarifies.

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"Alright," the man says, bemused but not displeased. "Ah...if you don't mind my asking..."

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"Yes?" she says blandly, not looking at him, starscaping to see about making a few pearls in the back of her hand and aaahthatfeelsweird but she reaches up her sleeve as though scratching an itch and digs them out and it's over. She pockets the pearls to hand over later.

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"Erm, those look awfully real. Where did you find them?"

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"They're homemade."

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"Oh. You're very good at it." 

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"Good craftsmanship is a skill everyone should cultivate!" Lucy interjects brightly. "I made this dress, isn't it lovely?" 

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"Oh! Well, it certainly is, I don't think I've ever seen a dress that fancy." 

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"The secret is three parts skill, one part love, and one part spite," she says merrily, then shoots Bella an are you okay sort of glance. 

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Bella offers her a note which reads I don't really know how to explain being a magical girl and don't know how he'd react. Some people don't like magical girls much and this guy doesn't even know what we are. She has to hold onto the note but she can hold it for Lucy to read.

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Lucy reads it and nods, then continues engaging the man in light conversation largely about her dress so he doesn't have time to inquire further before they reach the town. 

"Thank you so much!" she says and hops down once they arrive. 

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"Yeah, we really appreciate it!" says Xander, helping Isabella down.

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Isabella takes a pearl out of her pocket and offers it to the driver.

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The driver accepts it and continues on his way. 

The town is an odd combination of Western and Chinese architecture that does nothing to diminish the almost palpable air of "agriculture-focused small town" 

Lots of people give the three of them weird looks, between Isabella's wings and absurd beauty and Lucy's ridiculously fancy dress. 

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Let's give Isabella's fancy dress its share of the credit here! She tries not to move her wings too much and sticks close to Xander and Lucy, looking for any promisingly-labeled buildings. She will settle for a general store but a library or a transit hub of some kind would be better.

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If there's any kind of library or transit hub, it's not immediately obvious. 

Lucy spots a general store before any of them spot anything else and makes a beeline for it, only going slow enough that Xander and Isabella won't have any difficulty keeping up. 

"Excuse me," she says to the young man behind the counter, "my friends and I are extremely lost. Could you tell us where we are, and how we might get somewhere" more civilized less backwards where someone can explain things "else?"

The man behind the counter blinks. 

"Really really lost," she elaborates helpfully. 

"Uh, you're in the township of Willowgrove on Beaumont," he says.

"Beaumont is the planet?" 

"...Yes," he says slowly. 

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"Can I sell you some pearls for some more normal currency?" asks Isabella.

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"Pearls? Uh, sure, but we don't normally get those around here--I don't know what price you could usually get but I don't know that I'll be able to match it."

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"Yeah, I understand, I won't unload all of them, but they're not as liquid as I'd like."

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"Fair enough. Credits or plat?"

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"Half and half," she says more confidently than she feels, handing over two pearls.

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He counts out a handful of bills and then a stack of shiny white coins. 

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"Thank you!" She pockets these.

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"Is there anything else?" 

"Do you know how we could make our way to somewhere more, uh, a city?" Lucy inquires. 

"The nearest city is New Huntsville, ma'am, but are you sure you want to go there? Cities are..." he wrinkles his nose. 

"Cities are what?" 

"The air is terrible, ma'am." 

"Oh." She glances at Isabella and Xander, who presumably actually need to breathe air. 

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"What makes the air so terrible?"

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"Oh, the factories all spew horrible garbage into the air," he says, waving a hand. 

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"All the cities on Beaumont are industrial?"

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"Well," he says, cocking his head, "Not New Dunsmuir, but that's way out on the ocean." 

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"Do you have a map we could take a look at?"

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"Of the planet? Probably, let me see..."

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"Thank you."

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He finds a large paper map and spreads it out over the counter. "Does this help?" 

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"Can I hold it for a sec -"

She copies the map in a quick and dirty fashion onto the inside of her sleeve.

"- yeah that helps, thanks."

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"What other maps do you have?" 

"Uhhh, map of the local property lines, map of the continent, map of the local microclimate surveys, map of the 'verse..." 

"The Verse?" 

"Yeah." 

"...Can I see that one?" 

"Sure, if you want." 

 

 

"..."

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"How about that, thanks -" She copies this one too, other sleeve.

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"That is a lot of stars," Lucy hisses under her breath so that Xander and Isabella can hear her and General Store Guy can't. 

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"...five?" says Xander.

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"I mean, you don't usually see stars orbiting other stars like planets! I think! Maybe it's different for stars that aren't people. I mean, I've heard of binary systems, but..."

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"Yeah, I don't know, could be astroengineered that way but that implies a hell of a tech level this place isn't otherwise displaying much of."

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"I have no idea what kind of tech level that implies honestly because none of the ways I imagine applying that word correspond to tech level per se, I don't really have a good grasp of how non-people stars would work."

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"We're not even close to starting to think that groundwork on the problem might be tractable, in 2006," says Isabella. "But maybe this is just a third universe with weird star systems?"

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"Who knows! --I keep wanting to go aww little baby at the protostars but they're probably actually inanimate, this is very weird, imagine walking through the forest and finding a random rock that looks startlingly like a sleeping human infant." 

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"Do you actually see stars much? Since you live underground?"

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"Admittedly the only star I have ever talked to in person is my grandfather but apparently the instincts are still there." 

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"Anyway, I copied all the maps and we have cash now, let's step out and figure out, like, where we're sleeping tonight."

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Nod. 

"This would be a great time to be somewhat older," she sighs, outside the shop. "I inherited some structures from my Messenger grandmother that--well, let them impersonate a building pretty well, there are actually people who live inside their shell and don't know that they're not just a weird piece of architecture. But mine aren't big enough for a human over the age of about five to be able to even fit in comfortably. Anyway. Do you want to try to find somewhere around here to sleep or try to see if we can make it to a city tonight." 

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"I can probably figure out a tent as long as I don't try to exit it. It might be cramped since this would be an extension of my ability to make clothes, but if we can't find a hotel of any kind we could rough it. I don't like the idea of inhaling factory fumes so noxious that they were the first thing that guy thought of when he heard the word 'city', we'll get five kinds of cancer - like, you have healing magic but it takes a while to show up, cancer, and who knows if you'll still be around us when we're in our forties."

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"What's cancer?"

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"It's a disease? Caused by cells dividing out of their appropriate proportion. Lots of things increase the risk of cancer including breathing pollutants."

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"Huh. Probably it's something we don't have much of in the Neath on account of the ambient Mountain-Light. Even as far away from my father as London is we still get pretty neat watered-down effects even when I'm not directly shining on someone. Anyway, I didn't know smog could do that, let's file it away under horrible things about the world. Do you want to try to get to a different planet or just hunker down here until I can figure out how to get somewhere with magic or what?"

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"Maybe we should try to get to, uh, New Dunsmuir, and see if they have libraries or anything?"

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"I don't wanna get five kinds of cancer but it's also possible the guy was just, y'know, making cracks about New Jersey."

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"I guess? That wasn't my read on it but maybe."

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"Maybe we should see if we can find anything else out about New Dunsmuir first, like, I do not prefer to assume that the absence of a specific hazard means an absence of hazardousness."

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"I mean, we don't have a lot of guaranteed safe options. What I'd really like is to get on their Internet, assuming that if they have interplanetary travel they've got to have one, but this is a very small town without an obvious internet café. - the internet is a way to store many libraries' worth of information in such a way that it can be read anywhere by anybody with a suitable device."

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"2006 delights and intrigues me. I'm not sure to what extent we want to trade off between information gathering and keeping a low profile--I'm sure there are lots of questions it would be really useful to have the answers to that we'd look insane for needing to ask. Whether they have one of those or how to access it seems like one of those." 

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"Keeping a low profile is hard. I can get subtler than the wings, if I have to, but I can't get all the way to passing for unmodified human, and I have to be pretty to do magic. People are taking it pretty levelly so far but I think they're assuming the wings are fake."

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"I'm pretty sure they're assuming the wings are fake. Fake wings don't especially look more out of place once you already have, uh, us," she gestures between the two of them, "no offense Xander but I'm pretty sure you're the most plausible person here."

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"None taken."

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"So I think sooner or later someone's likely to be really curious about us, and I don't think asking about the internet makes that a whole lot more likely."

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"Okay," she agrees, and steps to the side and taps a passerby on the shoulder. "Excuse me, is there an Internet?" 

"--A what?" 

"Um, a--remotely accessible library?" 

"...Do you mean the Cortex?" the passerby asks, bewildered and suspicious. 

"Let us suppose I mean the Cortex." 

"Yeah, you'll have to go to New Huntsville for that, we don't have a connection here or anything." 

"Thanks!" 

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"Can you point us to New Huntsville?" Isabella asks apologetically. "We're a bit turned around."

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"Oh, sure, it's down that road," the passerby says, pointing in the direction they came, "we ship produce there every week, the next delivery's in three days." 

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"Oh, cool, does the shipment take passengers sometimes?"

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"Yeah, if you can pay." 

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"How much?"

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"Two credits per." 

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"Where's it pick people up?"

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"Oh, it doesn't exactly, usually there's nobody who wants to go, but I can introduce you to Seymour who drives the floater and he'll tell you where and when to be." 

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"Cool, thanks!"

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She beckons for the three of them to follow her as she makes her way towards Seymour's place, pointing out a few local landmarks along the way. There isn't a library as such, but there is a schoolhouse and a church, both of which can be presumed to contain books. 

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(Lucy facepalms discreetly when the church is pointed out.)

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"Hm?" Isabella asks in an undertone.

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"I cannot believe these people have Jesus and not Judgments. Judgments actually exist."

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"Did you try to resurrect the Shroud of Turin?"

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"Well, no--I mean, I'm not saying that there didn't exist a person named Jesus who ran around telling people to be nice to each other and got executed by Romans, but every single factual claim the church makes about the nature of reality that's checkable is false and I think probably if there was an omnibenevolent creator being then the single most powerful form of life would probably be less obnoxious on the population level."

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"We don't know what kind of Christianity this is. Or for that matter whether any form of Christianity might be true in this universe. We do however know that the star overhead is not a person, so it is not, evidently, locally the case that Judgments exist."

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"Yeah. I'm--irrationally annoyed because normally I know that I'm right and they're wrong and the possibility that here it's reversed makes me feel--like it's unfair because all my beliefs about how the universe works are because of evidence." She shakes her head slightly. "It's unproductive, I'll get over it." 

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"Fair enough." She follows their local guide, vaguely wondering if Seymour will be the guy who gave them the lift in the first place.

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Seymour is not that guy! Seymour is a different guy, with a much bigger vehicle. 

"I leave pretty early in the morning. Is that all right with y'all?"

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"It should be fine." Do these people even have 24-hour days???

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"But if we oversleep we'd appreciate a reminder - speaking of, can you recommend a place to stay -"

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"Josie has rooms over the bar she rents out, when there are strangers in town or somebody's wife kicked him out." 

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"That'll probably do, where's Josie's bar?"

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"Back down the street three blocks, turn left, go another five blocks, turn right, two blocks." 

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"Thanks!" She writes that down with just a brief unfocused look.

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"I'll meet you in front of Josie's at sunrise, howabout, and Josie will wake you if you pay her a little extra." 

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"I think that works, thank you."

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"Not a problem, ma'am," he says, tipping his hat. 

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Okay so they can try to navigate the process of getting a room at Josie's - "or two or three depending on the price I guess."

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Josie, it transpires, only has two rooms available right now, on account of how being the closest thing the town has to a hotel isn't nearly steady enough to make keeping many worthwhile and old Pete is on the outs with his wife again. 

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"Two is fine, thank you!" She hands over whichever kind of currency Josie wants.

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She takes plat and hands over the keys to the rooms. "Meals not included," she warns, "you pay for those separately." 

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"Understood."

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"I assume it's you two in one room, me in the other?" 

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"We could do me alone! She talks in her sleep and I've somehow survived this long but God, at what cost."

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Giggle. "Is that such a hardship? My brother snores and it never bothered me much." 

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"I'm a light sleeper. If she falls asleep first, or has a dream, I'm in trouble. I take naps about it but I was looking forward to college."

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"Aha. Uh, he's my half brother, strictly speaking. On the human side. Seems like it might be relevant later or something."

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"We're twins. I'm the older twin."

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"He's a couple years older. And very protective. Which is a little silly, considering that I'm an immortal starchild and he is not, but big brothers are like that." 

They reach the top of the stairs to the second level where the rooms are. 

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"Do I get my own -"

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"I don't mind if Lucy doesn't."

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"I don't mind but, uh, I am a highly tactile person and have been told I snuggle in my sleep. If that bothers you." 

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"That would only matter if -"

She opens the door to their room. There is one bed.

"- if, uh, I couldn't manifest a sleeping bag around myself on the floor, but, I can do that."

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"Oh, uh, I can take the floor, it's fine, I am or at least can be literally made of diamond, most things are more comfortable when you're harder than they are." 

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"If you're sure?"

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"Give me the blankets and do the sleeping bag thing on the bed? But it's fine, I spent a lot of nights outside as a giant crab with no bedding at all before I learned to shapeshift." 

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"Okay." Isabella gives over the blankets and flops down and bags herself in a puffy red and blue sleeping bag.

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Lucy turns transparent and rolls herself up in the blankets like a crab roll that would definitely break a tooth. Apparently the glowing is optional even like this, which is convenient. 

"I'm glad I met you, even factoring in that it involved me falling down a well to a strange planet with a silent sun. I mean part of that is the opportunity to raise the dead of more worlds but not all of it, I like you." 

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"I like you too," says Isabella. "This has been... interesting... but you've been really good to have along."

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"I try. Good night." 

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"Night."

Isabella does, if Lucy takes more than fifteen minutes to fall asleep, turn out to say a lot of words.

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That's kind of adorable, actually. 

Lucy wakes early and watches the dim sunrise. 

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Isabella sleeps a bit later, then stretches and sits up and disappears her sleeping bag. Her hair fixes itself by magic in a blink.

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"Good morning! I was thinking of going to the school or the church to investigate local books today."

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"Sounds like a plan if we have to wait around here anyway!"

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"Taking local transit is probably a better idea than going by Crab Rail, even if the latter could leave today. Information gathering is never a waste of time anyway." 

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"What, never?"

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"Well, diminishing returns and emergencies aside."

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"Misleading information, confirming things you already know, burning resources better spent on exploit rather than explore..."

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"At that point I'm not sure it's time that's being wasted."

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"Time's a resource! ...this is a silly argument though. I agree that we should look at books in town."

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"I may have overgeneralized," she admits, giggling. "Let's see if Xander is awake and get breakfast, I don't want to get too separated." 

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"Yeah." She knocks lightly on Xander's door.

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"Mmmrgh go 'way."

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"We can bring him something," Isabella suggests.

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"Okay." 

Breakfast appears to be porridge. Lucy collects three bowls as Isabella pays. 

"I keep trying to come up with contingent plans and then realizing that I probably don't even have the hypothesis space to usefully do so," she sighs, setting their bowls down and Xander's aside. "I wouldn't have guessed about the Internet." 

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"What kind of contingent plans?"

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"If power is centralized in one group, how to approach them if they look approachable and how to veer around them if they don't, if it's not, how to weigh different factions against each other; how to react to possible laws and power structures." 

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"Huh. Is that sort of maneuvering usually necessary in your London? Sounds like, uh, spy novel stuff to me."

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"In London I do what I want and demand what I need and give people what they want for what I demand and heal everyone I can. But in London, everyone knows I'm powerful and generous, but very few know exactly how powerful; few who care what happen to them would piss me off on purpose. Here, I have no reputational protection and I can't be sure I'm one of the strongest things around."

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"Okay, less spy novel more, uh... one of those modern fantasy urban fairy tale things. I mostly expect that staying in civilized areas and not doing anything blatantly stupid will keep us clear of... the need to be known to be strong? I don't know what things are blatantly stupid around here, because those things can vary, and it could be that dressing up and having wings could be in that category. - oh, also, the amount of fame you need for strangers to know who you are goes up in a larger population and there are multiple inhabited planets here, everybody's celebrity slots are probably full of hundreds of famous people from all over the system map."

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"Well, that's fair, but--I mean, what you can do, lots of people can do it where you're from, right? It might be more dangerous to be the only one who can make stuff like that, if someone can kidnap you and coerce you..."

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"If someone can kidnap me and coerce me then at any time I can turn into, like, a dragon or something, and then I'm not there, I'm a cryptid. Of course, people here won't know that, and if they catch Xander it's a different story. But so far this reads to me as a reasonably civilized little village."

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"Well, yes, here, I'm more worried about in the city." 

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"I guess we'll see what it's like. I don't have any reason to think my genre expectations are a much better guide than yours so if you think anything I'm considering is really dumb I'll listen."

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"Likewise. Um--do you have any expectations about what going forwards is going to look like, in broad strokes?"

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"Uh, sort of depends on what we're trying to do? Like, you and I have unique magical powers, if we want to sign on with some sort of large institution about it we probably can, and I'd lean that way if I see an institution I like the look of."

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"I wasn't thinking of signing on, but--if cities, where lots of people live, aren't safe to live because the air makes people sick, then that means something needs fixing, and probably lots of things need fixing, so in order to fix more than just whoever I can personally shine my light on I need to know what the levers of power are to pull on them." 

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"I say 'signing on' sort of loosely to refer to, like, letting someone else handle annoying logistics in exchange for letting them capture some of my value, not, like, swearing eternal fealty, to be clear."

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"That's fair. It may be that's necessary, I don't know. It never came up in London; there were people who knew to bring things to my attention and people I trusted not to do anything awful if I paid them to handle something for me, but I never had to affiliate with any one faction unless you count the Bazaar itself. Which--is complicated. Anyway, I was mostly trying to--imagine levers, and think about how I might handle them." 

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"Levers like?"

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"Important people who have dead loved ones."

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"Oh, that makes sense. How hard is it for you to do your magic, anyway?"

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"Not very. If the corpse is very damaged, I might need to use a word of Correspondence, but just to glow is no more effort than opening or closing your eyes." 

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"But you do need the corpse?"

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"The soul works too, but I need something of the person." 

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"...how do you normally handle souls?"

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"Either I temporarily kill myself to find them before they cross with the Boatman, or if their soul was taken pre-mortem and is in a vial I can use that. The latter doesn't work if they're still alive, though."

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"The boatman. Wow. It's something of an abstract question whether people in my world even have souls."

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"Not all people in my world do. Cats don't, or rattus faber. But humans do, and Rubberies, and Devils--although Devil and Rubbery souls are different in some way it hasn't been worth my while to deeply investigate so far. Souls--at least human souls--are--well--they're sort of..." she drums her fingers. "They're kind of--they let people persist after death, unmolested, but that's not what they're for. What they're for is being part of how Judgments reproduce. Every soul has the potential to ascend to a Judgment." 

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"...cats are people? What's a rattus faber? Also by what... framework... are souls assigned a purpose?"

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"Rattus faber are rats that are people. I don't know if all cats are people or just some of them, they won't say. Souls are assigned a purpose in the sense that they are created, in a process involving a Judgment, and then implanted in a population, after which their descendants will have them. I'm not saying people continuing to exist isn't more important than the creation of baby Judgments, I'm saying that souls are a thing which was done, on purpose, and baby Judgments are the purpose that they were on." 

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"Okay, so we probably don't have them and people here probably don't either."

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"Probably, yes. Which makes raising the dead here and in your world much higher priority." 

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"How well do you scale? There are probably billions of people in the system. Live ones, with a commensurate number of dead."

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"...I will scale better when I have my iterated improved light worked out." 

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"And then, what, you co-opt the big star and be a star and shine on everybody?"

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"No, I--keep in mind that I don't have it finalized yet, but--the idea, as it currently stands, is that the light shines on plants and the plants produce fruit that does immortality and resurrection, I know it's possible in theory because there are gardens that grow near my father and there's cider made from the apples therefrom that if you drink it, not only does it prevent aging but even if you've died in the past you can go out under Judgment-light on the Surface without going back to being dead."

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"Oh, I like that idea! Can you make the trait of the plants breed true the same way having a soul does?"

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"--You know, I hadn't thought of that but probably yes!" 

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"Happy to help!"

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"You are so helpful! At some point we should sit down and go over my long-term goals in general and see if there's anything I've overlooked that's obvious to you in other areas, probably after getting our hands on paper though, actually maybe we should do that before going to investigate books so we can take notes."

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"I did try growing papyrus bark one time but it's not comfy. I have a real notebook though."

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"That is good and probably solves the immediate issue but it would be a little silly not to at any point check the general store for more notebooks probably." 

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"Yeah, good idea." She knocks on Xander's door again. This time he wakes up and accepts porridge.

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"We have agreed to investigate the local book situation, unless you can think of anything more urgent," Lucy tells Xander.

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"I mean, we could see if they have any really nice duck decoys for sale, but I guess we can do books." Om nom. "So, was there only one bed in your room too?"

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"Lucy graciously slept on the floor."

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"Aha."

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"I can turn into literally diamond and most things are more comfortable when you're harder than they are." 

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"That so? Wow." He slurps porridge. "Wow, this isn't great."

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"It isn't terrible either," she shrugs. 

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"Yeah, I dunno, I was hoping for futuristic x-treme flavor blasts or something. This is like something you'd get at a no name diner off a state highway in Nebraska."

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"You've never been to Nebraska."

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"Well, maybe I'd go if somebody advertised their amazing oatmeal, but nobody does, because it's like this, probably."

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"What's Nebraska?"

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"It's a state. We're from a country called the United States of America and it has fifty states in it."

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"Oh, I knew that country existed but I didn't know many of the names of the states. There's...New York? Virginia, I think?"

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"Yes, those are two of them."

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"We live in Washington. The state not the city."

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"There's a city and also a state?"

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"Yup. Washington D.C. the city is the capital of the whole country and Washington state is a state. In the Pacific Northwest. People like naming stuff after George Washington."

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"Huh. --Not entirely salient right now I admit." 

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"My C plus in Geography may never be useful again."

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"Yeah, it's plausible we won't get home."

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"I will definitely figure it out eventually."

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"How long is eventually?"

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"...I don't know, but like, separately, I don't plan to let you die of old age? And even if we got separated long enough that you did I'd bring you back." 

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"Oh. Okay. Xander, if you die try to leave a corpse."

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"Noted."

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"My light may not scale well enough to cover billions of people yet, but I can certainly get the people I personally like." 

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"I appreciate the endorsement."

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"- school first or church first?"

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"Uh, check the school first, if they're in session go to the church and try again later?"

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"Sounds good." Off they go.

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School is, thankfully, not in session. Lucy picks up a social studies textbook and starts skimming it. 

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Isabella goes for science.

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Xander grabs a little kids' book on All The Busy People Of Beaumont with cute cartoon animals.

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Science is definitely more advanced here than in Isabella's 2006, but since this is a textbook for children who are likely to grow up to be farmers, it doesn't have that much more actual scientific detail than a 2006 high school textbook. The atom looks different; the structure of the cell is more detailed. 

"Whoakay, there's a reason they speak English here," Lucy says from her textbook. 

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"Did they colonize this system from an Earth?"

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"Yes. They call it Earth-that-Was and apparently it was evacuated. Whatever humanity fled to come here, they don't talk like they think it left any survivors there." 

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"My guess would normally be "extra large kaiju" but they don't seem to have magical girls. I guess maybe magical girls would stop activating off of Earth even though I still work fine here? But this is probably overapplying my world's heuristics."

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"Probably, but we can look it up when we get Cortex access. Apparently the evacuation was mostly headed by the States and China and it's only a coincidence that we haven't heard any Chinese yet..."

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"I don't speak a word of Chinese. Any dialect of it."

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"Neither do I. At least we speak the same language as each other and the other locally dominant language, but I do believe I'll put in the effort to pick some up." 

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"I hear it's a difficult language but it may be worthwhile here, yeah."

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"I'm good at languages. I don't know if it's a me thing or a Judgment thing or a Messenger thing, but I picked up Latin and Rubbery remarkably quickly. And the Correspondence uses ideograms too, and that's innate; I have vague memories of my mother teaching me to read and write English when I was very small and I had a hard time grasping the concept of a phonetic alphabet." 

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"Then you can be our translator, I guess, if we need to go some Chinese-speaking area."

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She salutes in agreement. "Yes ma'am. Translating for people is fine, it was never worth my time to actually focus on it but translating for Rubberies ever came up, their vocal apparatus can't entirely handle English and they're too low-status for many Londoners to bother learning their language." 

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"Can human vocal apparatus handle it?"

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"Not, like, perfectly? But intelligibly. And of course my vocal apparatus is not strictly human." 

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"Of course."

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"--Can you do things to your larynx? It wouldn't be visible but what sounds you can make is an aesthetic too." 

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"I can but I won't be any good at it without references, especially since it's not visible."

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Nod. "I don't think Rubbery language is important enough to put effort into experimenting with right now, even if it is beautiful to my ear...and the Correspondence isn't simply a matter of the larynx. Not important right now, probably." She flips to another chapter, frowning at her book. 

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"They've got spaceships," reports Xander. "I'm seeing the Chinese thing in this book in places but the main text is all English. The bunny rabbit city doctor has some very fancy looking stuff but the cat cop has a normal looking gun."

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"I guess it's sort of hard to improve on 'tiny explosion propels a chunk of metal down a tube at speed' without getting into destructiveness you don't really want to hand out to random police officers." 

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"I'd been hoping for fancy stun weapons."

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"Can't you just hit someone over the head for that? I guess it's hard to do at range."

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"Also that kills people and causes brain damage?"

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"Oh. I might be miscalibrated about how much harm various amounts of violence do in the absence of ambient mountainlight." 

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"I guess try not to injure anyone then? We have fiction where people get bonked over the head and wake up fine later but in real life it doesn't work like that reliably."

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"Better for me to be miscalibrated than someone who enjoys hurting people, I suppose."

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"Lot of recreational head bonkers in the Neath?"

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"Yep. Most notoriously the Game of Knife and Candle, which at least has the virtue of putting people who haven't chosen to play off-limits. A merry game of murdering each other. Much less of a terrible idea in the Neath than on the Surface but, uh, that's not a high bar, at all."

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"That's fucked up."

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"People do fucked up things all the time! I try to stop them, but, uh, Knife-and-Candle only hurts people who consented to it and all the hurt is stuff I can fix so I haven't invested a ton of energy into trying to convince them-in-particular to cut it the fuck out." 

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"I wasn't saying, like, you personally shoulda done something about it, just that it's fucked up."

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"Yeah, I just--if 2006 is actually just a lot less fucked up then what I'm used to then that's definitely a good thing, but, that's actually kind of not all that fucked up compared to some things I have discovered and either dismantled or failed to do so. Yet." 

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"I think things have become less fucked up over time but I don't know as much about parts of the world I didn't grow up in and also your world has a bunch of extra stuff going on that complicate things."

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"Yeah, definitely, like, Seeking wouldn't even be possible without, uh, lotsa complicating stuff, and also some people being stupid, uh, Seeking is, it's complicated but it's incredibly self-destructive and destructive of others and only possible because someone decided to murder someone else with a knife made of Mountain-stone and then feed them to some people." 

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"That's also fucked up. Though 2006 doesn't have a gruesome murder rate of zero."

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"Yeah, but it sorta limits the damage one murderer can do, probably," she sighs, totally ignorant of the Holocaust and other industrialized atrocities that haven't happened (yet?) in her world. 

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"Yeah, lone actors don't get that far, I assume arson's been invented in the nineteenth century and guns got fancier but there's still a soft cap on what one dude acting alone can rack up in body count." She sighs and turns back to her science book.

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Eventually: "Okay, so these people are a republic, at least sorta. The inner planets have a lot more power than the outer ones, although this is sorta glossed over probably because they like to pretend to be more egalitarian than they are? They seem to be aiming at egalitarianism." 

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"Well, that's probably better than not aiming at egalitarianism."

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"Enh, depends on how good they are at it. If they're doing something stupid it's easier to sit on an autocrat to make them stop than to sit on an entire Parliament to make them stop." 

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"I don't think they are likely to have designed the government expressly to make it easy for outside actors to sit on."

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"Well, no, but how they're designing the government and how I feel about it are two different things." 

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"I think I'd feel more tempted to sit on a government that wasn't aiming at egalitarianism."

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"I dunno enough about how different political principles shake out in practice to have a strong opinion so I'll take your word for it."

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"D'you want to trade books?"

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"Sure." 

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Isabella hands over Third Unit General Science and accepts Introducing The Verse.

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"Huh," she says after a little while. "Stars that aren't people are just...giant fireballs. Okay."

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"I had been assuming that you just had giant fireballs that were also people. To perform any of the conventional functions of a sun a thing has to be massive and hot and bright."

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"I mean, Judgments are massive and hot and bright, but heat and light are what they produce, not what they are. Imagine going to a universe where cows are just giant dripping spheres of milk." 

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"Ew!"

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"Okay, less gross than that. But Judgments have some kind of biology under all the heat and light. I don't know as much about it as I could, and I don't think it works exactly like mortal biology, but it's definitely way more complicated than just fire." 

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"I think stars are technically more complicated than that too but not in a biological way."

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"I dunno exactly how Judgments have sex but I know my grandfather got my grandmother pregnant somehow and that it was not a way such that I should worry about shining too hard at someone with a uterus. I may someday learn more about how that works but, hopefully, if it ever becomes in any way relevant it will mean there is someone not my grandparent to tell me." 

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"...yeah I can't help you there at all."

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"I wasn't asking for advice! Just. As an example of biology-as-opposed-to-fire. I know what parts I have and how they work, but I'm half human, I can't generalize too hard from me." 

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"- makes sense."

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Xander snickers and sets down his picture book in favor of something on civics.

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"Yes, yes, I mentioned genitals, we're not five years old."

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"Xander occasionally regresses." Isabella buries herself in the social studies book.

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She gives Xander a mock judgmental (no pun intended) look before going back to investigating what science has figured out since the nineteenth century. Fascinating stuff, honestly; she itches to send it all back to her brother. She makes a mental note to look at some of her own cells and tissues under a microscope if she ever gets the chance.

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"Okay, system formally unified but there was a civil war - that being I guess what you call a war retroactively when the pro-unification side wins, it's not obvious if they were unified to begin with. Central government called 'the Alliance' and they maybe have more presence in the center worlds or that's just a planetary-scale urban/rural thing, I'm not sure which, but the core worlds were the ones that had the Alliance on them to begin with. Beaumont is..." She consults her map.

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Beaumont is waaaaaaaay out on the Rim. 

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"Out on the rim, I guess industrial in some or several industries, but the industrial products have to get into the Core somehow, so we can probably get passage if we want to be on another planet."

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"I guess the center worlds are probably where the big levers are? But it might be easier to get to the big fish in the little pond first and then springboard from there..."

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"If I didn't know your bag was resurrecting the dead I'd find the way you talk real concerning."

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"I admit that I have habits of thought that may be less productive in a political landscape not dominated by the likes of Mr. Fires, the Traitor Empress and literally Hell and I should probably work on that." 

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"Who are Mr. Fires and the Traitor Empress, and can I have a three-sentence Hell summary to make sure I'm not just porting over stuff we have associated with the word?"

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"Mr. Fires is one of what are called 'The Masters of the Bazaar,' mostly they act on their own recognizance but they do what the Bazaar tells them when it tells them to do things, and also they are human-sized space bats who hide this fact from the general public. Mr. Fires in particular isn't the worst of the lot, that's Mr. Veils, but Fires is, uh, his own recognizance isn't great. The Traitor Empress is the Empress of the British Empire, insofar as that still exists, which is...nominally...anyway she sold London to the Bazaar in exchange for her consort's life and is now some unspecified variety of weird, she actually isn't all that politically active. Hell is space bees that are, like, mostly fine, except that they have something I have yet to figure out against Rubberies, and they take souls. It's the soul-taking that's the real problem. I don't...know what they do with them...but, uh, I'm not optimistic. Also they run around in bodies made of magic paper that mostly look like humans except for having yellow eyes. Also they used to have an aristocracy but then they drove them off and became a Republic, which is fair, except that their aristocracy were the ones who had superluminal capacities and knew anything about the Correspondence and they're as cheerful as anyone about doing unethical things to get their hands on resources-including-information to make up the gap." 

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"Why exactly is the space bees' civilization called 'Hell'?"

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"I don't know whether associating them with the Christian mythology of devils was their idea or the Church's and if so why they go with it, or if they inspired it--they've been on Earth for a long time--but like. They do take souls. And say nothing particularly reassuring about what happens to them. It's extremely concerning, I'm extremely concerned." 

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"Where do they get them?"

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"People sell them. You still have a brain when you don't have a soul, it basically forks you until and unless the two are reunited. It's also possible to take them without consent. That's, uh, highly illegal, but it doesn't stop everybody." 

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"What do people sell them for?"

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"It varies. Some souls are more valuable to the devils than others and can get a higher price. Mostly they pay in Nevercold Brass."

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"...that's a form of currency?"

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"Yeah, London has a lot of them. Jade, Moon-Pearls, Rostygold, Echoes..."

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"That's a lot of forms of currency to have in circulation in the same place and time."

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"Echoes are the only one that's fiat."

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"But the others are common?"

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"Mhm."

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"Still seems weird but I don't know as much as I'd like about economics. I guess here they seem to have both 'plat' and 'credits'." She checks the social studies book for an index.

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Credits are the official currency! The textbook has nothing to say about plat. 

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"Credits are official, but there must be some reason Josie sold us the rooms in plat."

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"Credits're fiat, plat's hard coin, and we're pretty far from the center."

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"Yeah, maybe there isn't a bank in town or something."

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"It wouldn't surprise me if that was a city thing too, since this place doesn't have a library or a, a Cortex." 

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"Which is kind of weird. Maybe interplanetary shipping is just so expensive and they've just got really interdependent manufacturing and this planet doesn't happen to make Cortex parts so it has to bring them in from outside and small towns can't afford that?"

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"I don't know enough about the kind of economics you get across different planets to speculate, honestly. I rarely had to deal with different continents back home."

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"We don't have settlements on any other celestial bodies where we're from but I read science fiction."

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"Should've read more of that," she sighs. "Hindsight. Ah well." 

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"I'm not sure early sci-fi touched on interplanetary civilization much! Maybe yours moreso what with all the space this-and-that."

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"Oh, people don't know about the space this-and-that mostly, I just do because the Bazaar is my grandmother and loves me and tells me everything I ask. Or, they know about the Masters and the Devils and so on, but they don't know what all they are." 

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"The Bizarre what?"

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"Bazaar. As in market. I know I've used that word before." 

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"I didn't notice before! I can kind of deal with stars being people but how is a market people."

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"Digging partway into the ground so the only part people can see is the part that looks like a weird building!"

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"Ohhhh it's a building not like an invisible hand kind of deal, okay. I thought bazaars were, like, open air kind of markets."

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Shrug. "I don't know, I know the word bazaar refers to other markets but The Bazaar has always been the one thing, even before I knew that thing was a person and my grandparent." 

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"At some point, though probably not right now while we're trying to orient to the Verse, I might want a family tree."

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Giggle. "Sure. It's not too complicated, just the three generations, but the space stuff probably makes it trickier."

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"I think it's the space stuff plus getting it all in dribs and drabs in conversation plus there not being genders so I can't be like 'ah this must be your other grandmother' the way I could normally."

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"Yeah, as far as I know gender is just a human thing. Devils present with genders but I have no idea how much of that is genuine and how much is artifice, and it's not like all humans have genders anyway. Sometimes I'm surprised I have a gender." 

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"Is there space stuff making some of your humans not have genders?"

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"...No? Some people just don't. Or it's different day to day or they have a consistent one but it isn't just man or woman or whatever." 

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"Are you sure that's not space stuff?"

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"...somebody in the club at school had a distant cousin who reportedly went all Barbie-doll? But, like, did so via being a magical girl."

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"I mean, I dunno, I guess it could be, humans have had souls for thousands of years. Does everyone just, what, have exactly the same gender as typical for their piping," she gestures at her abdomen, "on your Earth? People who don't have gender still have genitals, they just don't, you know, care for random people to know what they are and assign social significance to them?"

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"I don't know of this being a thing!"

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"Huh. I think that's weirder than you not having all the weird space stuff." 

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"I guess when we can get on the Cortex we could see if everybody here has a gender or not. Majority rules, as it were."

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"That works. I'm trying to imagine what kind of knock-on effects everybody having a gender would have...I guess preventing scandalous pregnancies by separating men and women would be more effective, if everybody fits one or the other and everybody who's the same gender has the same bits...you might have more gender segregation?"

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"We prevent unwanted pregnancies with contraceptive drugs. ...also if you were trying to prevent scandalous pregnancies you could presumably do it by plumbing regardless of what any of the people in question had to say about their plumbing."

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"What, just go around demanding to know if it didn't match? Nobody fancy enough to care would be rude enough." 

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"I was imagining if necessary checking people's birth certificates."

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"Their what?"

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"I don't think of birth certificates as a recent invention but I guess that's only one reason you might not have something. Where we're from people get a document when they're born which says among other things whether they're male or female."

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"What about home births? People who leave places and start over with a new name?"

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"I think home births still get birth certificates, just I guess not from the hospital? I have never had a baby so I don't know exactly how it's done. People who move and start over will be inconvenienced if they don't have any identificatory documents, though you don't need a birth certificate specifically that often - you do often need a driver's license or equivalent as an adult, though."

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"Huh. Well, people come to the Neath to get away from their pasts all the time, I don't think that would work so well there."

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"Guess that makes sense."

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"Anyway, things don't always end up how you'd guess, and this," she gestures at the book, "is probably more important."

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"Yeah. Sorry, it's easy to get distracted."

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"It's good to know! And we're doing this because we have a few days to kill." 

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"Yeah." But she reads quietly for the next while.

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That's totally acceptable. Future science is so cool!!!

Eventually, though, bellies will start grumbling. 

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"Let's go see what's available for lunch."

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"Place is half Chinese, right, maybe they have hot 'n sour soup."

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"What is hot 'n sour soup."

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"It's a soup I like at Chinese restaurants? It is hot. And sour. - hot in the spicy sense. There's tofu in it? I think?"

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"What is tofu." 

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"...a mysterious Asian food that is probably made of ingredients."

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"It's made of soybeans."

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"Those I think I have heard of." 

Hot and sour soup is available. Lucy is quietly bewildered as to how sour soup is desirable and decides she has to try it because otherwise she is going to go on being bewildered, isn't she. 

"Okay, I think I like tofu," is the thoughtful verdict, "I'm less sure about the concept of sour soup, but I've had much worse, so." 

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Isabella has dumplings. She lets Lucy have one.

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Dumplings are delightful!!! Lucy is delighted. 

"I think I like dumplings better than tofu," she says cheerfully when she's finished it, "I will definitely remember that next time. Thank you!!!" 

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"You're welcome!"

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Oh no Isabella looks huggable and she is going on twenty-four hours without having hugged someone this could get to be a problem. 

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"My first instinct is to suggest checking out the church when we're done eating but there are plenty of books at the school we didn't look at and those are frankly more likely to be useful than random books found in a church."

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"They probably are, yeah, I'd rather read textbooks than Space Bibles. There's probably a lot of competing religious beliefs anyway, we wouldn't get very good information on system-wide prevailing opinion."

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"Oh, hm, that makes sense. I don't know much about other religions besides the Anglican Church and even that's probably not very similar, like, I don't know why exactly but theology...changed...a lot...when London fell."

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"I think theology changes a lot whenever basically anything happens? But I have not specifically studied it. I'm an atheist. With respect to my homeworld, anyway, I don't know if you have a Space Deity running around."

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"Depends on how you count deities, really. Zai--Sailors worship my father, sometimes. People have worshipped the sun. There's arguments to be made. But we don't as far as I know have anything equivalent to the Christian idea of God."

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"Zai-sailors?"

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"So I'm not sure what direction all the causality is in, but the great salt lake of the Neath is called the 'Unterzee,' and sailors usually replace their esses with zeds, and people call them 'zailors.'"

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"Hee! Zeds."

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"Your father is..."

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"The Mountain of Light."

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"And he's got a gender and everything?"

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"No, but they're the person who got my mother pregnant, and it's easier to say 'father' and 'grandfather' and 'grandmother' than just parent and interchangeable grandparents, or 'non-incubating parent' and iterations therefrom."

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"Fair enough." Does this place have fortune cookies? Xander wants a fortune cookie.

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This place does not have fortune cookies. 

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"What kinda Chinese place doesn't have fortune cookies?" he mutters to himself on their way out.

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"What is a fortune cookie."

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"Bland folded-up cookie with a piece of paper inside that tells you your fortune. ...like for fun, no one believes them."

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"If the cookie is bland why do you want one. Just for the silly fortune? I can write one for you if you want."

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"No, it's... the whole experience."

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"I suppose that makes sense. But it's apparently been over five hundred years, I'm not surprised the tradition didn't relevantly survive."

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"It's just disappointing."

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Shrug. "Things are, sometimes." 

Unspoken: we have bigger problems. Unspoken: well, so is people continuing to be dead. 

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Back at the school Isabella picks up a book of short stories and sees if she recognizes anything.

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Not all of them are in any way recognizable but there are some recognizable adaptations of fairy tales and aesop's fables and so on. 

Lucy locates a book she can use to start teaching herself the relevant Chinese dialect and dives in. 

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Isabella reads the unfamiliar stories.

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"Dinner?" wonders Xander some hours later.

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"吃," she agrees, then shakes her head. "Sorry. Yes, it does seem to be the time for it." 

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"Chirr? What does chirr mean?"

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"Eat."

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"Huh, how about that."

What all is there to eat besides Chinese food?

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The food isn't really divided into "Chinese" and "not Chinese;" there's just food, some of which happens to be identifiable as Chinese in origin to someone from the relatively cosmopolitan but still relevantly culturally segregated year of 2006. 

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Eventually Isabella tiebreaks in favor of hot pot.

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"This is more like dumplings than sour soup! I'm learning so many things I like today!"

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"What's food like where you're from?"

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"It's...food...wow that's not helpful...bread, meat, lots of mushrooms, vegetables if you're lucky, zeefood, rat on a stick, sandwiches, soup--I've had khaganian food, which is kind of heavy on the meat, and they have an apparently very distinct kind of liquor? I don't know I've never tried it. We have lots of mushroom wines, though, I think that's notable and on the Surface they use grapes instead?"

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"Rat?"

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"Not rattus faber!"

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"Not actually my issue here!"

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"Different cultures eat different things. Though I've never heard of mushroom liquor."

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"We have a lotta fungus and not a lotta plants down there. Except right near the Mountain." 

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"That makes sense. Maybe the mountain light's preventing you all from being malnourished."

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"That would not remotely surprise me. I don't actually have to eat at all, it only gets kind of uncomfy if I don't and then plateaus."

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"Keen. Should we read more or call it a day?"

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"If we're going to call it a day I'd like to at least check to see if the general store's still open to get paper from so I can organize what I learned today."

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"Good idea. You want us along?"

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"Well, you have the money, so I definitely need either you or it."

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"I guess I'll come in case paper is weirdly expensive or there's something else that needs bought in case I have to trade another pearl."

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"That sounds much easier than attempting to convince him to buy a fingernail-sliver-shaped piece of diamond!"

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"How do you even get diamond fingernails to come off?"

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"I mean even when my fingernails are not diamond my skeleton including my teeth are."

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"And you can just bite them? I didn't think diamond worked that way but I guess I don't know."

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"I don't know if normal diamond works like that but I am not normal diamond, like, even when I'm all the way in natural form I'm definitely an amount biological, even though I am definitely made of diamond, that's not normal like at all. I have organs and stuff."

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"Huh. I'm biological but I can swap stuff around a lot and my wings probably don't have the same genetics as the rest of me."

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"I mean--your wings aren't--made of you, right."

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"I'm not sure what you mean? They're attached and stuff. If you pulled a feather out it'd bleed. I think. If that's how feathers normally work."

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"I--how does being a magical girl work exactly?"

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"Uh, a human girl who is likely to be related to an existing magical girl at some remove because it runs in families, between the ages of eight and sixteen, suddenly perceives instead of whatever she's looking at with her eyeballs, herself, against a backdrop of stars, and can by an act of intuitive will affect what her self is shaped like and enter or exit this view at any time, and if she does enough, like putting on wings, then she keeps the power, and if she ignores it or just does something minor like fixing her teeth or something, then it goes away after a while. And if she keeps it she's a magical girl and can affect how she's shaped and how she's made up and dressed, as long as it's not too normal-human, and with the caution that if it's too inhuman she'll go cryptid, and with the limit that the interface is about how we look, not about things like how well our livers work, so there are some conditions we can control but not cure in ourselves and some that we can't even manage symptoms of. And if I did, like, cat ears, and you biopsy them and look at them with 2006 medical equipment, they would look like you'd taken a sample from a cat down to the sub-cellular level. I don't remember when DNA was discovered actually."

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"But you're not, like, made of being a magical girl, it's--something that gets added on top. What I can do, it comes from what I am. I probably have any human DNA in my makeup from my mother but I'm pretty sure that whatever Judgments and Messengers have going on in the hereditary area it's weirder than that."

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"I guess you could describe it as added on top, yeah."

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"You're fundamentally made of the same stuff as people who don't have your abilities, and I'm not. My whatever I have instead of just ordinary DNA is why I can do what I do, so it wouldn't be different between--different parts of me, or me in different ways of being. Like obviously some of what I'm made of does change, but not my underlying hereditary patterns, I mean I guess there could be some difference but even if there was then my DNA in human form would be based on my whatever in diamond form, it wouldn't be just stuff I'd added. I think. I mean I'm--reasoning from things I have observed about myself, but like, so were the people who said the Earth was flat."

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"I'm not sure I follow, but if you say you can bite your nails and have diamonds, I believe that."

At the general store Isabella wants notebooks, little ones she can tuck away without affecting the fall of her dress.

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Lucy wants normal-sized ones. And also some pens. Probably Isabella wants any pens too. They have all of this, but more of the latter size of notebook than the former. Paper is not outrageously expensive, but the little notebooks are a little fancy and this boosts the price. 

When they're outside, Lucy slips her normal-sized notebooks into wide pockets on her skirt, which fails to hang any differently afterwards because the Correspondence is flagrantly cheating. 

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"How do you do that?"

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"Correspondence sigils! The ones that aren't just for style, I think it came up yesterday?"

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"Can she do it too or is it a diamond person thing?"

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"...Doing magic with the Correspondence isn't a diamond person thing; but knowing how to apply them in exactly the right way to get the effect you want and not the effect you don't want unless the effect you want is fire is a person-who-innately-speaks-Correspondence thing. If you could copy my dress exactly, modulo different colors perhaps, that would be safe, but if you tried to duplicate it just based on visuals--it's not impossible to get it right, but there would probably be some trial and error, and the error would at least singe."

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"Probably not worth it, I have to change things on the fly sometimes."

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"But her pockets don't pucker the dress even full of an entire notebook without having to go nuts on the structural elements!"

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"This isn't lost on me but I don't want to catch fire! I also don't want my notebooks to catch fire!"

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"...Hmm, how on you does something have to be for it to not disappear? If this is important enough to be worth the effort you could maybe have, like, a piece of cloth that wasn't actually part of your outfit, and hold onto it from either end with your arms spread out a ways, and if it was a reasonably flame-retardant kind of cloth like spidersilk, or maybe regular silk I dunno if that also doesn't burn well, anyway if you did that and practiced on the cloth with small sigils you could probably drop it before the fire could spread more than a couple inches."

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"Holding something is enough, but what exactly am I practicing here, it'd ultimately need to be on the pocket somewhere, right?"

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"You'd be practicing getting the sigils precise enough that they do what you want instead of fire. I don't know if 'not fire' and 'what you want' have non-overlap but even if so if you can consistently do not fire then it's safe to apply to a pocket to test." 

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"Precise enough like not a line wrong or like at a high enough granularity?"

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"High enough granularity. If a line is wrong then it fails to be a functioning sigil and nothing happens."

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"I don't think this is worth it unless you can get much snazzier effects than 'reduced reliance on structural elements'. I rebuild my dress pretty often and I usually notice if I put a circle in a suboptimal place by how magical I feel, not by whether I am on fire."

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"That is very fair. I mean, you can get much snazzier effects, the Correspondence is very versatile, but I don't know what kind of snazzy you're looking for exactly."

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"Uh, I don't have anything specific in mind? What do you do with it?"

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"--I don't, actually, do that much with it in practice, honestly. I innately know how to speak Correspondence fluently, but--knowing how to speak it and knowing how to do magic with it aren't quite the same thing. It's like--speaking versus singing, sort of? And it's not hard to figure out how to sing, but there's a difference between being able to sing 'Pop Goes the Weasel' and being able to sing opera. So I've figured out how to do things like this," she smooths down her dress, "and I've had lessons in how to fight with it, in case I ever had to tangle with the likes of Veils or the Thief of Faces, and if there was some specific thing I wanted to aim at I could probably figure out how to get it done, if not with maximal elegance, that's how I figure I'll figure out how to get us back where we came from someday, something like that could take a while, but for most of what I've had to do so far in my life my innate abilities have mostly been enough."

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"Do you know what other people use it for?"

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"I think the Judgments use it for, like, approximately everything, except the things they have other people do instead. Like, they think moving is beneath them, approximately all the things they do involve speaking Correspondence instead of taking other kinds of action. But it can't do superluminal travel, at least I don't think so, that's something that Messengers can do that Judgments can't and the way Messengers do it does not involve speaking Correspondence."

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"I lack... context. For instance, I don't know what Judgments do do, so 'they do it all with Correspondence' doesn't help me much."

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"Yeah, sorry, I, actually don't know that much about it either? I haven't actually spent that much actual time on the Surface talking to my grandfather and we had other stuff to talk about."

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"That's fair. Do non-Judgments besides you do magic with Correspondence?"

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"Yeah, it was one of the Masters who taught me how to fight. Mr. Irons. They're--not the kind of person you can trust to be ethical unsupervised, but they are the kind of person you can trust to follow their incentives reasonably. I realize this doesn't sound like much but it's better than a lot of them and, like, I don't just mean 'will cut out unethical things in exchange for gifts and prizes,' I mean like noticed who I am as a person after a reasonable conversation about it and started dismantling unethical things before I even found out about them."

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"Xander is right, you'd be concerning if we didn't know your thing was resurrecting the dead."

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"Should I be concerned about that? Lots of people don't realize things they're doing are bad and if I'm doing bad things without realizing I want to know about it so I can stop."

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"Uh, I don't know. I haven't seen you doing anything definitely bad, what I think we're picking up on is something more like - signs that your process is not necessarily very methodical, in a way that, against a backdrop containing people different from those you're used to, might lead to destabilizing things better left stable or adjusted gently."

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"Yeah, that sounds fair. I'm trying to be more methodical but, uh, it is not something I have had a lot of practice with." 

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"It sounds like you accomplish a lot of cool things! I just don't have particular reason to think this system is governed by Space Entities and not, say, democratically elected politicians."

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"Yeah, that's reasonable. Usually when I'm trying to accomplish something I'll find out halfway through that it has a dozen prerequisites I couldn't have anticipated, and maybe 'usually' is an overstatement depending on how you define 'accomplish' but it is at least often enough that methodical does not really describe how I have achieved anything. I will try not to destabilize things better left stable but, uh, I am really glad to have you along to sanity-check me."

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"Happy to help."

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"Thank you nonetheless for--being the kind of person sane enough that it's possible." 

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"You're welcome!"

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(Oh no Isabella is sane and cute and Lucy has not hugged anyone in much too long. Okay, time for Hello Victorian English Repression My Old Friend.) 

Lucy pulls out one of her new notebooks and starts scribbling in Correspondence about what she's learned today, both in terms of science and in terms of not immediately escalating to stalking up to people in her best impression of an angry goddess and demanding they cut it out. 

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Isabella also notebooks. Xander bought a snack cake at the store and eats that.

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Scribble scribble. DNA! Stellar plasma! (which Isabella mentioned earlier but Lucy sort of assumed was a kind of ichor, not Like Gas But Moreso) Other science stuff! Democracy! 

Not immediately destabilizing things. Hmmm. Best-case scenario she waltzes up to some people in charge and goes "hey I can raise the dead!" and they're like "Awesome!" but this is probably not that likely on account of the thing where they are letting the air get poisoned in places where people live. Maybe best plausible case scenario is that they're like Irons, not actually good people but happy to follow the road of their best interests away from people getting hurt if Lucy can curve that road appropriately. How does she do that when dealing with random humans that do not have grudges against people she's already thwarting and also old injuries to fix. Probably raising their personal dead loved ones, right, she already talked about that, don't get so caught up in comparing people to Masters that you forget they probably usefully have those. Okay, that maybe solves this problem, if not poisoning people is something simple and easy that they can exchange for fabulous gifts and prizes, but if they don't continue not poisoning people when she's not around to supervise then she can't super leave and still consider the problem solved...part of the problem here is that she doesn't really know what the problems are besides people being dead, and with this many billions of people she can't solve that problem at scale until she has her own light, which is going to take A While no matter what. 

She writes down her current idea of how the light should work, including the breeds-true bit Isabella pointed out, then closes the notebook and her eyes and meditates on light. 

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Eventually Xander hugs his sister goodnight and goes to his room to sleep.

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Isabella climbs into bed and bags herself.

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Lucy snuggles up in her blankets and thinks about light some more until sleep claims her. 

Morning finds her scribbling thoughtfully in her notebook some more. 

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Yawn. "Morning."

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"Morning! I did the family tree." 

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"Oh! Thank you -" She holds out a hand.

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Lucy tears a page out of her notebook and hands it to her. 

 

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"Okay, this makes it a lot clearer, thank you."

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"You're welcome!" 

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When Xander's up Isabella gives him the family tree.

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"Well this sure does raise some questions but it answers others, so thanks."

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"What questions does this raise that weren't raised already?"

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"I guess they were kind of raised already? But I was having kind of a hard time figuring out who exactly boinked a star so now they are more specific."

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Giggle. "Oh, I see. I'm afraid that's the kind of question I have been aggressively disinterested in asking." 

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"You know what, that's super fair."

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"Anyway. Breakfast. --Isabella, how do you feel about going back to the store to pick up some sewing stuff after breakfast, I can experiment with adding Correspondence magic to fabric and give my hands something to do while I read." 

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"I'm game." Breakfast! Store!

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Store! Lucy acquire some cheap white muslin and black embroidery thread. 

"Okay, this will do just fine. It's mostly not what there is at home but it doesn't need to be." 

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"If you can achieve precise enough sigils with embroidery I'm more optimistic about being able to get it right if something important turns out to be embroiderable."

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"Was it not obvious that the sigils on my current dress are embroidered? I know white-on-white isn't the most striking, but..."

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"I haven't been looking very closely!"

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"How else do you put designs on fabric? --I guess it could be a brocade. That sounds harder to do all in white, but not impossible, hm." 

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"Dye?"

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"Yeah, you could have printed them, or they could be like, a different nap, or they could have been beads."

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"Beads makes sense although I think it probably would have been more obvious, I'm really not sure how to do white-on-white dye but it sounds possible,what do you mean by printing? Like...putting fabric in a printing press?"

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"It's just a way to apply dye. I'm not actually sure how they do it because I was mostly learning about clothes wanting to be a magical girl stylist and they don't have to conventionally produce clothes."

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"Ooh. I'd have to experiment with that, but if applying dye with a printing stamp is something that works, even if you can't learn to make sigils exactly right, I could maybe create a stamp that you could safely use." 

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"Oooh!"

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She grins and stuffs her fabric stuff into her pockets and half-walks half-dances in the direction of the schoolhouse. 

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"Stamps aren't perfect at transferring with high fidelity, so we'd have to be careful about using them."

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"Hmm. Yes. That makes sense. I wonder if a stencil would work better."

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"Maybe - if I understand correctly we'd be able to abort without finishing if we made a mistake?"

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"Yes. But--how much fine control do you have over what you're changing? Do you even need to physically apply dye, couldn't you just change exactly and only what the stencil showed?"

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"Yes, I could, but anybody could use a stamp or a drawing-type stencil, right? You could have mass-producible magic."

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"Ooh, hm. That is a truly excellent point. I'm a little concerned by the possibility that people would be careless and set things on fire but there have to be ways to mitigate that risk without scrapping the project entirely." She takes out her notebook to write this down.

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"You were saying that silk being flame-retardant would help, there are materials less burnable than silk probably?"

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"My concern isn't that it can't be done safely, my concern is that people won't take the safety precautions seriously."

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"Yeah, that's fair, but people handle other fire hazards like matches and mostly manage not to burn down their houses. They probably have invented fire extinguishers here. How much fire are we talking about?"

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"Depends on how many Correspondence sigils and how large and how careless. If you have good reflexes and a bucket of sand handy you could practice them on regular sheets of writing paper all day from a starting point of total lack of understanding and not end with worse than a singed sleeve and a lightly charred desk. But that's if you have to personally physically draw each one, if you have a stamp and are mishandling it you could potentially end up with nothing visibly wrong right up until the house burns down." 

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"Why, if it's the same size, same reflexes, same bucket?"

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"Because if it's almost right, but it's not almost right because you have any idea what you're doing, then the almosts can build up until something snaps and you won't realize it's coming. And by that point you'll have a lot more sigils than the person drawing them does when his paper catches fire." 

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"Oh, I was imagining it'd start burning as soon as you drew it wrong."

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Headshake. "Sometimes everything seems fine until enough sigils are put in the same space." 

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"Maybe they could have computers check them as they come off a printer for errors? Computers can do stuff like that."

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"That would solve the problem of a faulty stamp but not the problem of a damaged one. --I'm not trying to argue against this, I really think it's a great idea, but I want to think about how to make it as safe as possible first."

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"What if just finished stamped products were sold?"

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"That could work. I'd still be concerned about people deciding it was a great idea to try to draw the sigils themselves--people know not to drop matches on things, they don't know not to do this--but. Less dangerous."

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"And they'd be drawing them by hand and the products could ship with warnings. Does the sigil even have to be visible?"

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"--No, you could absolutely put it between layers of something." 

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"There you go then! That's proof against casual copying and if someone takes it apart they probably take everything apart and we cannot save them because many household objects in a high tech society are unwise to take apart without knowing what you're doing."

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"I'd believe it. We have enough electricity in 1898 that I can tell that's what a lot of this tech stuff runs on and also my brother has told me what the stuff can do to careless people who stick fingers where they shouldn't. My brother is a student at the University," she explains. 

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"Oh cool, I didn't remember when electricity became common. Yeah, it's all over the place, it's risky, it can power things that are also risky in separate ways, people in industrial societies become used to purchasing objects they shouldn't immerse in water or stick their fingers inside, there might be a learning curve for 'don't crack it in half and copy the pretty writing' but it can get cut down."

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"I wouldn't call it common exactly but it's around."

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"Around, then. By 2006 it's ubiquitous. I should actually check if they use a kind of outlet here I can use to charge my phone; I've been avoiding using it because it won't last long if I turn it on."

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"Hmm. What kind of outlet is that?"

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Isabella fishes the charger out of her pocket and displays the prongs.

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"I'll keep an eye out. And see if I can't work something out with the Correspondence if they don't."

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"Thank you."

When they go to the school again she checks around for outlets, or things plugged into outlets.

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There are outlets. They do not match Isabella's charger. Lucy makes an unsatisfied noise and starts scribbling. 

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Isabella picks up a book on geography, curious to see how it's taught in a multi-planet system.

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The geography book talks about natural features in the general sense rather than referring to specific mountains or river valleys or fjords, and what kind of planets have what things, in general. 

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Huh. Is there an atlas?

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Yep! It has maps of every planet in the Kalidasa (玄武) system. 

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She will look this over to get an idea of what all the planets are and what's on them.

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The atlas contains all the information found here and then some. 

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Which gets rendered into convenient notes. Isabella hums to herself a bit.

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Lucy finds a more detailed book on civics than the social studies textbook she had originally located in order to try to make sense of how one does democracy and how to influence it without metaphorically blowing things up. 

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Xander supplements her reading with anecdotes about democracy as practiced on their Earth.

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"Politics," she grumbles, "I'm so terrible at being politically gentle...well, I've never been the type to give up before and I won't start now; if what it takes to get done what needs to get done is shutting up and smiling at people and saying nothing with a dozen words I shan't let people get hurt because I couldn't swallow my pride."

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"Do you have a plan?"

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"No, not yet. I'm brainstorming potential bases for a plan." She frowns, nibbling her lip. "I don't like how they didn't let the Independents go. It's not like the American Civil War where the seceders had slaves or anything."

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"No?" Bella leans over from her geography. "Why did they secede?"

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"Well, the book says the Independents objected to contributing to a unified society and allowing the sharing of resources between planets and so on, but, uh, this is supposedly the capital planet of the system and this town doesn't have a library, so I am skeptical that the Alliance is doing great on that front."

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"Not having a library could just be shipping costs or the town being tiny, I'm more suspicious about the not having a Cortex, or some kind of secondary hookup to a larger off-planet Cortex link thing if it's hardware-intensive to get signal into space. I wish I knew more econ. And was from an interplanetary civilization. Which had written econ books for me. I haven't found any here yet."

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"Yeah, I--am hesitant to create anything as implicitly solid as a plan until I have better sources of information."

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"Very responsible. Shoulder Bella approves."

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"I'm right here!"

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"So is my shoulder."

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Giggle. "Shoulder Bella?"

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"Do people where you're from talk about having shoulder angels? Or are angels secretly space butterflies that sell pancakes and deliver singing telegrams, it would be par for the course."

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"There are, as far as I know, no space angels. Or space anything pretending to be angels. Down beneath the earth among the devils, lots of things changed; I've heard that on the Surface Londoners used to shy away from the word 'damn.'"

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"So, it's a thing in cartoons - uh, a kind of way people tell stories I guess? - that if somebody is making a decision they have a tiny version of them with wings and a halo appear on one shoulder and tell them to do the right thing, and a tiny them with horns and a tail appear on the other shoulder and tell them to do the wrong thing, and they pick one to listen to? Shoulder angel and shoulder devil. Sometimes when Bella's not handy to boss me around -"

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"Hey!"

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"- with all her high quality knowing what to do and all, I pretend I have a shoulder Bella."

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"Oh! Neat! I'm trying to do that with my grandparents sorta."

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"Trying to be a shoulder Lucy or trying to have a shoulder The Literal Sun?"

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"Oh, definitely the former."

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"That was my guess!"

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"Yeah I love my grandparents but, uh, their culture of origin is not super set up to encourage people to care about tiny mortal humans and the like. I've made more progress with Grandmother than Grandfather on that front honestly just because Grandmother has, uh, ever interacted with humans, whereas l am the closest thing to human Grandfather has ever talked to even indirectly. I've made plans to bring Mother to the Surface at some point to introduce them but there's logistics involved because she's died ever so I have to get her Hesperidean Cider first and that stuff's rare and expensive enough that there's real opportunity cost involved and she's not in a rush or anything."

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"You seem pretty close to human to me."

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"I mean, yes, I do look super human, that is on purpose, but I am in fact a giant diamond crab who is the granddaughter of a Judgment and a Messenger and they can tell. I--there's this metaphysical Great Chain of Being, that sort of defines how big a deal you are, like, magically, and Judgments are at the top of it and Messengers only a few rungs below and humans are approximately at the bottom and it is extremely visible to a Judgment or a Messenger that I am not at the bottom."

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"Wow, such space racism. Spa...cism?"

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"I'm not sure to what extent Judgments base their racism on the Great Chain versus causing the Great Chain to exist by being racist. It definitely isn't the case that Judgment prejudice correlates absolutely with the Chain, like, as the offspring of a Judgment and a Messenger my father is actually above my grandmother and her ilk on the chain, but my grandmother is--or was, before all the space crime--a perfectly respectable being, whereas my father is a horrifying mongrel. And there are ways to elevate a person on the Chain, which I have been trying with limited success to learn about, but I haven't gotten the impression that using them is something that will make the Judgments happier with you."

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"They don't want more stars around or something?"

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"Oh, no, they do, or they wouldn't cooperate with seeding planets with souls, what they don't want is people who are not Judgments getting uppity. I'm not talking about the process of a soul ascending to Judgmenthood, I'm talking about a separate thing called Red Science. No I don't know why it's called that."

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"It's not something obvious like the scientists are Communists?"

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"I don't know what that is but probably no."

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"Political ideology or group of ideologies associated with the color red where nobody owns things, or possibly nobody owns expensive things like factories but you can still have a toothbrush, I'm not clear, and the state controls them collectively instead. It has been tried and seems not to work although it's possible that's just because evil people keep co-opting it, but 'especially co-optable by evil people' is its own sort of problem."

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"Oh. No. As far as I know it has no association with any such ideology."

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"I guess we will never know why it's called that then."

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"Probably not never. But it's not very high on any of my priority lists to be sure."

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"You're very optimistic about getting home."

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"If I could get here just by falling down a well, getting back is probably within my power. It's definitely within something's power, and my grandparents will not be happy I've gone missing."

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"If your grandparents come find you does that help us at all or..."

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"Probably but not necessarily immediately?"

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"Okay."

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"I think the--distance--between where I came from and here, and where you came from and here, are probably approximately the same sort of thing? And I expect if they found me that would imply a more general ability to cause transit across those kinds of distances, but that wouldn't tell us--where--you're from relative to here?"

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"I guess not, yeah. Unless we left some kind of trail or something."

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"Yeah. So, like, even if you've mastered the art of intercontinental sailing to get from Eurasia to America, that doesn't tell you how to get to Australia, but you can probably find Australia if you keep looking."

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"Do you have a ballpark guess how long they'd take to find you?"

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"...Long enough that I'm more hopeful about being able to figure it out myself. I thank my human mother and my human blood on a regular basis for the fact that I'm meaningfully agentic on human timescales."

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"Well, how long would it take you?"

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"That really depends on how hard a problem it is! Which I don't know! --But I'm not, uh, totally optimistic, on it being less than a year, I've been working on the well problem on and off for about that long and haven't made a real dent in it. Uh, wells are connected to the dead guy who sorta ascended to evil godhood when he was incompetently murdered, I think I mentioned incompetent murder causing problems already."

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"You mention lots of things and it's hard to keep track but that sounds familiar."

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"It's hard for me to keep track sometimes and it's my life."

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"Ain't that just the way. I can't remember what I had for breakfast last Tuesday."

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"I'm theoretically more powerful than him even post-evil apotheosis but, uh, I am also nineteen, so."

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"What does 'theoretically more powerful than' mean here?"

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"--It means I'm higher on the Chain than he is and that's not just an arbitrary racist designation, it does reflect something real in power level. But there's a difference between raw potential and the ability to use it and he's thousands of years old."

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"...Magical girls get more powerful when we're prettier, but that's along a single power-set. I'm not sure what 'more powerful' is supposed to mean when it's not within a single powerset. Like, I can stop larger objects when I'm nicer-looking but I don't know how to compare my power level straight across with someone who can, say, control plants, and how much magic we can do is the only way of benchmarking how prettier the magic thinks we are anyway. Do you just mean if you and he got into a glowing contest you'd win, or what?"

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"I mean, he doesn't glow. But--mm, you could say that one magical girl was prettier and consequently probably more powerful than another, right, even if figuring out which one was actually more powerful was complicated by their different powersets?"

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"In the sense that if I look at two magical girls and one is wearing jeans and acne and the other is wearing florals and a ballgown the latter is definitely achieving a greater fraction of whatever her personal power can offer her. But that doesn't mean the first one couldn't have energy bolts and the second one couldn't have an uncontrollable divination power."

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"Well, on a concrete level, if he and I get in a Correspondence fight and we both yell the same magic word at each other, I'll win."

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"Okay, cool. You can, what, yell louder?"

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"It's not exactly about actual physical loudness but to a first approximation yeah."

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"You can yell more emphatically!"

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"Pretty much!"

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"Once more, with feeling. What kinda magic words work when you say them instead of when they're on stuff?"

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"Oh, it's not about which words, it's about how you say them. Like, uh," she marks her place in her book and closes it. "I don't know if you can even hear the difference, like, I could, but I'm relevantly magic--watch." She speaks a word that sounds like crystals tumbling in a rushing stream. Nothing happens. She makes the exact same sound again, and the book jumps into the air, leaping off her lap and tumbling halfway across the room.

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"Whoa! That was so cool! It sounded the same to me both times though."

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"Thanks! Yeah, I--haven't exactly made a study of phonology or anything, but when I've tried describing the difference to unaltered humans before it hasn't made much sense. Like a difference in tone without actually corresponding to a change in frequency."

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"My mind jumped to wondering if it's like making a different facial expression but I don't think you did that either."

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"Yeah, and if it were like that it'd be different in my other form and it's not."

Permalink Mark Unread

"You can make imaginary facial expressions. With an imaginary third face."

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"That is weird and not impossible but I think not accurate. It definitely feels more like doing something with my voice than my face." 

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"Humans definitely can't do it?"

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"No idea, I've never been able to coach a human to pronounce the sounds well enough to tell. But humans can write Correspondence sigils and get effects, even if the effects are usually fire, so, probably not definitely."

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"Inconveniently all my human noisemaking is done internally so I can't make changes to it the way I can swap out my eyes, at least absent an anatomy tutorial."

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"It is so inconvenient that I'm not masochistic enough for vivisection."

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"Magical girls who really need to do internal organ stuff do transparent skin, usually, but it's pretty hacky."

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"And I think the larynx is behind a bunch of other stuff besides skin."

Permalink Mark Unread

"Yeah, major hassle. I was going to say 'I'll figure it out if I get an inconveniently located cancer' but presumably you can just glow at me."

Permalink Mark Unread

"I can just glow at you! Didn't you say cancer was a disease? Do diseases have locations?"

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"Cancer does! Usually, at least, I guess a blood cancer is sort of everywhere. Cancer is when some cells - we're made of trillions of tiny cells - mess up their mechanisms for dividing only when it's a good time, and start doing it constantly, and create tumors and divert resources to do more of that."

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"I know about cells from the science textbook. That sounds like a weird disease, how does smog cause it?"

Permalink Mark Unread

"I am not a doctor but I think it damages cells in a way that some of them survive but with cancer-causing errors? Sunburn does this too."

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"...Sunburn. Huh. I wonder if this is a thing I've never heard of because we don't have it or because I live in a giant underground cavern."

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"Most cancer isn't caused by sunburn, just some skin cancer."

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"No, I mean, I'd never heard of sunburn before."

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"That's probably because you live underground, yeah."

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"I mean it could also be different? Grandfather is not a mindless ball of fire. But it could be not-different which would raise questions for me like why does Judgment-light burn people who have never even died or anything."

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"I think a bunch of stuff would have to be different to prevent sunburn. Some animals can see the frequency of light that burns people, for instance."

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"...Why is there a frequency of light that burns people?"

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"I don't know, I'm not a physicist!"

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"That's fair, sorry. It's just very concerning-sounding."

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"I guess it would be."

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"So many things are concerning outside the Neath and the Mountain-Light. Possibly as many as are concerning inside the Neath." She flops backwards with a sigh. 

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"With some but I guess not all that much overlap!"

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"I think the main point of overlap is how passive people are about it all. Like...most people look at all the problems in the world and hardly try to fix any of them."

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"People get busy, you know? They have jobs and families and if they drop them that'll catch up with them. I suppose you could argue people should have families less, not get busy with romances and children and funding that whole deal."

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"I mean, the thing that's concerning isn't that people have other priorities, it's--that people mostly don't acknowledge trying as a thing you could do, like, I understand that I have more resources for fixing things than most people but I don't understand how people are surprised by what I do with them. Like, in the general case, rather than specific. People are surprised when I stand up for Rubbery Men and Tomb-Colonists and burgle souls out of the Brass Embassy to return to their owners and empty the graveyards and wheedle the University for mummies and wipe Seekers clean and yell at Presbyters and spit in the Masters' eyes when they're being stupid."

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"Yeah, that I don't have as charitable an explanation for. What's a Presbyter?"

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"Uh, the Presbyrate is the biggest country on the Elder Continent and the one my father is located in, which means they reap the most benefits of direct and consistent exposure to Mountain-Light, and they have concerns about overpopulation which they resolve not by placing any limits on how many children one can have or under what circumstances but by putting a legal limit on how long you are allowed to live."

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"I hear China's one child policy doesn't actually work that well but that's not a great excuse even if they had that in mind, which I assume they did not."

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"I don't know what that is and also they enforce it by, if they find out you've lived more than your allotted thousand years, not only killing you but sentencing your children to only a hundred years each."

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"Wow!"

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"Yep! It's fucked up!"

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"Does this happen a lot?"

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"Only the one time that I specifically know of."

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"Well, I guess it's better than everybody dying of old age in their eighties."

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"It is! And yet. I mean, I've never wanted to scream at my father, Father's great, they operate on non-human timescales but inventing the light in the first place was awesome."

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"Sounds like it."

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"You know, I think you're the first kindred spirit I've ever met who wasn't my parents or my big brother." 

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"Really? I guess that's complimentary but it doesn't say much about the selection."

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"I've met lots of people!"

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"Even the people you raise from the dead aren't really into it?"

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"I mean, they're generally glad not to be dead, but that doesn't mean they won't throw rocks at Rubbery Men or whatever."

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"What do people not like about Rubbery Men?"

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"Erm, well, that part might be Grandmother's fault actually."

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"Oh?"

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"So, I don't remember what I've explained already about the Rubbery Men, but they're the creations of the Flukes from the planet Axile for the purpose of interfacing with humanity. And the reason the Flukes are in the Neath is because the Bazaar made a deal to bring them there. The Flukes' side of the bargain was that they were supposed to suppress part of the Bazaar's brain--so Messengers have this brain part called the Claddery Lobe, and it does stuff like navigation and making them want to travel and deliver messages and stuff, and the Bazaar wanted it to not bother them while they were hanging out in the Neath collecting love stories for Grandfather. So it made this deal with the Flukes to temporarily suppress it until the Bazaar was ready to leave. Only the Flukes fucked up and the Lobe got infected and had to be surgically removed by a third party, which constituted significant brain damage, and the Bazaar got really really mad at them and the Rubberies by extension. I healed the brain damage and convinced Grandmother to forgive the Axiles but, uh, until the problem was solved they were extremely pissed off and this had effects."

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"Oh dear. - how does the opinion of what everybody thinks is a building trickle down?"

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"Through the Masters."

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"Huh. What do they do all day?"

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"Uh, mostly they oversee trade, but sometimes they...do other things. Like Irons teaching me to fight or Fires attempting to mind-control the whole city or Pages playing concerning card games or Veils just straight-up being a serial killer."

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"What does 'oversee trade' mean? - also why was he trying to mind-control the whole city."

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"He wanted the Bazaar to give up their quest for love stories and just hang out in London forever so he tried to mind control everyone in the city into falling in artificial love so that the Bazaar wouldn't be able to tell what love was real and what wasn't and couldn't collect any stories."

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"...why did he want it to hang out in London forever?"

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"Because he really likes London."

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"Is your grandma going to destroy it upon departing?"

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"Er, well, not as such, but they would destroy it on bringing in the next city, since there are supposed to be seven and London is number five."

Permalink Mark Unread

"I... assume you've already mentioned that destroying cities is bad? Why do they have to be right on top of each other - or am I misunderstanding -"

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"I have already mentioned that destroying cities is bad. They don't strictly have to be on top of each other but the place where all five so far have been is convenient for a number of reasons and, like, up until me there was nobody who both gave a damn about destroying cities being bad and who the Bazaar cared enough about to actually listen to about it."

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"I see."

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"Thwarting Fires's mind-control plan was actually pretty much the first thing I did when I could shapeshift into human form and go into London proper myself, it was fucked up in all kinds of ways even aside from, uh, the end goal, and actually storming up to the Bazaar to yell at him was how I met my grandmother."

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"How many more ways are there for a plot to mind control an entire municipal population into being in artificial love to be fucked up?"

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"Mmkay, so, the way the mind-control works is there are these creatures called Moon-Misers who hang out on the ceiling of the neath and glow, most people know them as the 'false-stars,' and they have this venom that makes the envenomed passionately obsessed with the first thing they see after they get bit. Generally this is not a problem because of the whole hanging out on the ceiling thing where people are not. Uh, people who aren't Moon-Misers themselves, Moon-Misers are a kind of people, but they don't generally attack each other or anything and there's no risk of accidents with random bystanders. But Fires kidnapped one. And kept it in the basement of a sketchy building called 'The Orphanage' and did horrible experiments to them. And did further experiments involving kidnapped humans. And decided that Moon-Miser venom wasn't subtle enough for the effect he wanted, so he decided to dilute it by getting a human woman pregnant with its hybrid child without bothering to get consent from either would-be parent first."

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"Wow that is startlingly fucked up, congratulations to Mr. Fires."

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"I know, right, he is definitely the second-worst Master and I was shocked when I found out Veils was even worse."

Permalink Mark Unread

"Is that the serial killer? I don't know, if he holds it down to a low enough rate that might be better! Especially since people can come back down there!"

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"That is the serial killer but the serial killing isn't why he's the worst! I mean it doesn't help, but the reason why he is the worst is because of the thing where he incompetently murdered his boyfriend and fed him to some people and now there are cannibalistic immortals and an angry death god with an evil cult."

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"I guess that could be worse depending."

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"It is a really awful cult. And I stopped Mr. Fires. I mean I didn't stop all the preliminary fucked-upness but it turns out Moon-Miser venom is curable, if expensively, so all his experimental victims have been rescued and the Moon-Miser and the hybrid and the hybrid's mom are all okay now."

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"Yes but I'm not really trying to grade these people based on when in their plans you happened to show up."

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"That's fair. It was a really incompetent murder, though, he used knives made of my father's own glowing stone to carve up his boyfriend."

Permalink Mark Unread

"Is that supposed to make it worse? I don't think being good at murder is all things considered a redeeming trait most of the time."

Permalink Mark Unread

"Well, yes, but normally when you fail at murder the result is that your victim is alive, not that they're dead but also an angry god that doesn't give a shit about collateral damage."

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"That's fair. Why did he want to kill his boyfriend?"

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"Uh, the Masters aren't super happy with how their deal with the Bazaar turned out and Veils thought Candles might have been at fault for part of it."

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"Their deal with the Bazaar?"

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"I don't know all the details. But there's a reason they're here--there I mean--in the Neath serving the Bazaar instead of out in--space--doing what they were doing before. They made some kind of deal. I don't know what it was, not really, but I know that something went wrong. I want to fix it but I don't know if it's the kind of thing I can fix."

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"Huh."

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"Anyway, Fires is very what the fuck but I suspect his plan would have failed even without me and also, like, he was attempting to achieve a result that would actually make him happy, whereas Veils was just being a vindictive bastard. Like, I'm not saying you should punish people for the contents of their heads or anything, but people who want things that make them happy are so much easier to forestall from doing more fucked up things than people who just want other people to hurt."

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"I guess."

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"Veils scares me. Fires doesn't."

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"That seems like your prerogative."

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"Yeah. I--I could be wrong. But the read I've gotten off them is that Fires is--well, like a burning house, or a forest fire. Dangerous, but--only to a point. Veils is actively malicious. That's what I mean when I say he's the worst. It's not a measure of which one has objectively caused more suffering, it's--which one you should be more careful of." 

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"If a burning house did mind control..."

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"She's got a thing about mind control. Firmly against. Unless she can get magic powers by letting an eeeeensy bit happen."

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"That's so valid honestly. I mean, the evil cult doesn't not involve mind control, but mostly only of its members unless you count the nightmares."

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"You didn't specify."

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"Yeah. Seekers aren't not a danger to others but they're much more of a danger to themselves, up until they get to the point of being at risk of succeeding far enough to call the space cops I mean which they mostly don't, and the nightmares are, uh, kind of...easy for me to forget about because I don't get them."

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"Makes sense."

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"And now I get to worry about the space cops getting called while I'm not around to thwart Seekers, well that's unproductive and should be squashed, since I can't do anything about it and also no Seekers ever managed it in the centuries between the advent of Seeking up until I showed up."

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"What law do the space cops mean to enforce?"

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"'No amalgamy.'"

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"...aren't you amalgamy? ...what amalgamy are the Seekers trying to do?"

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"The Seekers aren't doing space crimes, the Seekers are trying to call the cops on my family for our space crimes because the Bazaar didn't stop Veils."

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"Oh, I see."

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"Yeah, my father and I are super illegal just for existing."

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"What do space cops do about that?"

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"I think they would probably kill us and arrest my grandparents but I don't know what getting arrested looks like."

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"It seems like it might be bad for the planets surrounding the sun."

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"Yeah I don't think humanity likes the consequences at all."

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"Is there a reason they forbid amalgamy?"

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"Spacism."

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"Ha! Word successful."

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"It could get a little confusing for general use but I figured it would probably be understood here."

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Isabella pats Xander's arm.

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"Sadly I do not currently have an angle on making Judgment society suck less."

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"Even having known you only this long I can already guess that means it's really hopeless."

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"Well, I mean, normally my angle involves being more celestial than most of the people around me. But obviously that won't work there."

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"That makes sense."

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"Plus I don't know that much about Judgment society that isn't about the ways in which it is terrible, yet, and that's never the best direction from which to approach a culture you wish to overhaul."

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"Yeah, that makes sense. Your grandfather doesn't talk about it much?"

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"Mostly they'd rather talk about things like how my father and grandmother are doing and also like my entire life so far. They're not taciturn on the subject but I've asked them a lot more questions about Judgment biology than sociology."

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"How do you talk to them while being underground? Do you have to go up, is there much transit between the Neath and the surface?"

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"Yes and yes. Surface stuff is expensive but it's available. Sadly a lot of cool Neathy stuff can't stand Judgment-light."

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"Cool Neathy stuff like what?"

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"Moon-Pearls...technically Prisoner's Honey but I've never tried it...Nevercold Brass, anything from Polythreme, some kinds of wax, some kinds of insect, some kinds of fabric, any kind of bottled noise..."

Permalink Mark Unread

"Wow, forbidden fabrics, tell me all about the forbidden fabrics and maybe Bella can make 'em work and be super snazzy."

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"What do all those things do that makes them not work in the sun?"

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"Well, Moon-Pearls show the phase of the moon. Prisoner's Honey transports you to Parabola. Nevercold Brass produces infinite heat. Things from Polythreme are alive. Not entirely sure what's up with the wax but there are ways to make candles that burn forever and never get any lower so that's probably related. Frost-moths are made of ice and melt when they get too close to flame and phosphorescent scarabs glow all over, brighter than candles. The kinds of fabric that don't survive on the surface are mostly the kinds made from stuff from Parabola."

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"Why do people want alive fabric - where is Parabola, or Polythreme -"

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"Parabola is a sort of parallel universe that exists behind mirrors and in dreams. Polythreme is, uh, have I mentioned that the usual thing people want in exchange for cities is 'a dead or dying loved one, not that'? Well, uh, the very first time for the very first city, the Bazaar was new at this, and thought shoving a shard of Mountain-stone into the guy's chest would fix him up nicely, and didn't realize that that was like super overkill, so overkill in fact that the guy ended up turning into a living island all the matter of which is also alive. It's where the Clay Men come from, and let me tell you, those are the easy ones to deal with from Polythreme. I think not every single otherwise-inanimate object from Polythreme is a person? But any single object with, oh, twenty kilos or more of mass, is. It's a fucking mess."

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"Are they hostile or just inconvenient?"

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"Inconvenient. The little not-person stuff is fine, things like gloves that can grip things independently, but the big, person stuff? Well-nigh impossible to do right by. Imagine being a bed."

Permalink Mark Unread

"Are we talking 'wants to be slept in, constantly' or 'wants to go on long walks on the beach' or what, in terms of how that shakes out?"

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"More like the latter than the former. Stuff that can't move doesn't like not being able to move and getting it into a shape where it can usually hurts like hell."

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"Shouldn't people on the island sleep in hammocks instead, they're lighter."

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"Yes, they should."

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"...but they don't, I guess?"

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"It's sort of--hard to convince Polythreme people to do things. As an outsider coming in."

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"Is there a specific reason or just general you're not one of them?"

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"I think there's like--a sense in which they don't, uh, believe I can possibly be weighing all the factors, because Polythreme is so different from everywhere else, and I'm just some pink-cheeked mainlander who'll never have any idea what their lives are like, so how worth taking seriously can I possibly be."

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"Pink cheeked?"

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"I mentioned Clay Men? Yeah that's--literal. People from Polythreme are, one way or another, not typically, uh, made of flesh. That has blood in it."

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"Do they just assemble new ones out of clay sometimes?"

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"I think so but I couldn't swear to it."

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"How did that start?"

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"I don't know. Most of it happened outside Grandmother's sphere of perception and the Clay Men themselves don't know much and I haven't been able to see the King With A Hundred Hearts yet."

Permalink Mark Unread

"That's too many hearts."

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"Yes, well, that is slightly the problem with Polythreme."

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"Do the bed people have hearts?"

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"I mean, I don't think so, but hearts as metonymous for aliveness."

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"Do crabs have hearts? I would not have been confident about that."

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"I don't know about regular not-space crabs but I do."

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"Are you actually very similar to not-space crabs or is it mostly 'eight legs, more like a crab than a spider'?"

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"Uh, twelve legs, much more like a crab than a spider, more importantly more like a crab than a lobster or a scorpion, because, big pincer claws."

Permalink Mark Unread

"I am glad you are not a scorpion."

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"I do not have a tail, poisonous or otherwise, or any kind of toxin, tail-delivered or otherwise. I mean. You should probably not try to consume any part of me. But, uh, no, I can't find a way to make having said that not weird, sorry."

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Xander glances at Isabella.

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"I'll, uh, refrain from facetiously materializing a seafood pick."

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"Seriously it would not end well, like, it would probably not end up like the King with a Hundred Hearts but that isn't a very high bar to clear. It could end up worse than the God-Eaters, those are the cannibal immortals. Like, not that I think you were going to try, but like, it's serious enough that I actually did feel like it was a good idea to warn you, I wasn't making a sex joke or anything."

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"Yeah, I didn't think you were. We will not eat you."

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"Excellent. Uh. We were talking about something else before we got on the subject of how Polythreme is horrifying. You were suggesting I talk about Parabola-based fabrics to see if Isabella could get somewhere with that?" she asks Xander. 

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"Yeah, she doesn't care about clothes at all so it's my job to look for ways to jazz her up."

Permalink Mark Unread

"...Parabola linen is the only one I'm sure of, come to think. Puzzle-damask maybe? I'm not sure. Parabola linen is certainly striking, though."

Permalink Mark Unread

"Well, how does it look, what would she do to make it?"

Permalink Mark Unread

"I've heard it described as sunset through fog, and found it apt. It has a soft warm glow. I'm not sure what you mean by the latter question."

Permalink Mark Unread

"To add something to my outfit I need to know what it looks like and I'm actually not sure I can do that based on a description alone."

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"Hmmmm." She nibbles her lip thoughtfully, then scribbles in her notebook for a few minutes. "Lemme see if I can..." Nibble nibble. She frowns, furrowing her brows, then scribbles some more. "Okay, that could work, and then..."

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"Hm?"

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"Gimme a sec." 

After a few more minutes, she flips to a fresh page, scratches a handful of sigils around the edges, and then smiles with satisfaction. "There." 

She turns the page around to face the twins. A soft bolt of cloth is depicted on the page as though in a photograph, gently peach and glowing, the hue shifting warmer to one end of the bolt, brighter towards the other. 

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"Ooh! It's... beautiful but I can't do continuously animated effects, it's been tried."

Permalink Mark Unread

"It might work if you were copying something, like firefly type stuff works but you can't just be like 'I'mma glow now'."

Permalink Mark Unread

"I guess that's true, though if it breaks the laws of physics..."

Permalink Mark Unread

"It definitely breaks the Judgments' laws but honestly I have no idea how those correspond to natural physical laws."

Permalink Mark Unread

"Does it only come in peach? We'd have to rework her color scheme."

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"I thiiiiiink peach is just the color it has undyed and you can dye it? I just wear white silk all the time except when I have to put on a disguise or something, I know less about this than I could."

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"It's a good look on you," Xander assures her. "Okay, try it in peach, like a scarf or something, and then you can try adding dye."

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She winds up with a pink scarf that doesn't glow. "...yeah, nah. If you really want me to glow we should get me a battery pack and I can do EL wire, Xander."

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"Bah."

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"I know it is a good look on me, I'm much too vain not to pick out a good look before sticking with it and ignoring clothing-related decisions for months on end. I wonder if you could alter Parabola linen if you got some..."

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"Maybe? Not sure. There aren't things with magical properties that magical girls did not make at home to try this with."

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"Yes...hm. I can make a dynamic image of Parabola linen, I might be able to make the stuff itself. But I might not; Parabola might actually be important."

Permalink Mark Unread

"It's probably not that important unless I ever need to stop a very large object."

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"Figuring out how to do new things with magic is fun though. And you would look stunning, which is its own reward."

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"Well, if you hand me some I'll be happy to play around with it."

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"I shall absolutely do so if and when the opportunity presents itself. You said you power was stopping things, what kind of things? Like, you could stop a moving object, but does something have to be actively happening before you can stop it? I'm wondering if you could stop me from using Correspondence-magic when I speak."

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"I could stop you from speaking, although I'd be a little worried about accidentally stopping you from breathing. I'm not sure if I could just stop the magic, but maybe?"

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"It'd be interesting if you could."

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"Why?"

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"Because if I'm modeling it right it might be less oomph to only cancel part of me talking than all of it? And there are people besides me who speak Correspondence."

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"We're not as I understand it expecting any to show up and be hostile but I could try the experiment anyway."

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"We're not, but I was on the topic of considering interactions between our magic systems anyway."

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"Sure. It might take an outfit upgrade, though, so we shouldn't do it prematurely and draw conclusions."

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"Makes sense." 

She returns to her civics book.

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The day draws to a close; they head back to their rooms. Isabella generates her sleeping bag and does not dwell on how a diamond crab the size of a house with twelve legs would be so cool and could probably pick her up in one of the described pincer claws.

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Lucy curls up on the floor in the blankets and does not dwell on how magnificent Isabella would look in glowing sunset colors, beckoning imperiously. 

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The next day they rise early and meet Seymour out front. If he thinks it's odd that they don't have any real luggage, he doesn't comment. 

The countryside they pass on the way to the city is lovely. 

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Xander sketches on the ride with some paper begged off of his sister.

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Lucy scribbles in her notebook, her brow furrowing in thoughtful concentration. 

As they approach the city, the air quality worsens fast. 

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"Eugh, they weren't kidding about it stinking here."

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"It's temporary."

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"It doesn't smell like the smog I'm used to."

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"You're from, like, old-timey London, probably yours is either coal or magic, right?"

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"...Coal. Magic doesn't--smell different than whatever being on normal fire."

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"Learn something new every day."

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"So this isn't coal?"

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"I'd be pretty surprised if it was, there are probably better energy sources at this tech level."

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"Oh, huh. Like what? I mean, you wouldn't know about this tech level, but if escalating energy sources is a thing you know."

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"Uh, hydroelectric, nuclear, solar, wind? But this is kind of sci-fi ish so it wouldn't floor me if they do stuff with antimatter or whatever."

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"...Solar. Neat."

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"I guess that would sound weird considering, wouldn't it, but I think of it as sort of like imitating plants, which presumably still use sunlight on your Earth."

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"Oh, yeah, definitely. I was thinking that it sounded cool, not weird."

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"It is cool. In our time it doesn't scale up that well but it's getting more popular. People put solar panels on their roofs."

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"I wonder if my light would be close enough to work. It does for plants but, uh, plants are alive."

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"So you might be... healing them from being undernourished, rather than feeding them?"

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"Right. It's hard to tell."

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"Maybe there are solar panels around here somewhere and you can check."

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"That would be convenient. I wouldn't bet on it with all this garbage in the air, though, ugh, it makes me want to cover everything in plants."

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"I wouldn't expect this to be a power plant, I'm guessing it's a factory or several."

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"I suppose. I don't really know what goes on in factories, besides, uh, things being created."

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"I don't know either but I think paper mills are famously bad-smelling? We could ask Seymour."

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"We could. Hey, Seymour!" she calls. 

"Yeah?"

"Do you know what kinds of factories are making this bad air?" 

"Uh, I dunno. Probably not the distillery?"

"The distillery?" 

"Yeah, it's pretty famous, even offworld. The Earth-That-Was Distillery, makers of Old Earth Style Kentucky Bourbon." 

"What other kinds of factories are there?"

"...Lots?"

"Paper?"

"Probably."

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"I guess I don't know what the factories around places I go at home make unless I happen to see a sign."

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"Yeah. You'd think they'd want to make alcohol somewhere less piquant, though."

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"Maybe they filter the air inside the distillery? Or, I don't actually know if the process actually involves it being exposed to air ever."

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"I guess I don't either, I just sorta associate booze with food and I know really high-level cooks don't want a ton of smoke around foods that don't specifically want to taste smoky and so on."

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"Maybe the factories are labeled." She peers out at the buildings.

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The factories are labeled by brand but not by product. None of the immediately visible ones proclaim themselves to be Earth-That-Was Distillery. 

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Are the brands decipherable portmanteaus or anything?

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Not super! A lot of them are "Blue Sun," which isn't even the star they're presently orbiting but a completely different one.

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Maybe that's like the East India Company or something. The blue sun logo is also unhelpful. Oh well.

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It's probably* less imperialistic capitalist oppression than the East India Company! 

*really it depends on how you calculate it. The East India Company was more overtly terrible but the population of India was much smaller. 

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Eventually they come to the place Seymour drops off the load of crops; a giant industrial warehouse of some kind. Lucy solicits from Seymour directions to somewhere you can pay for Cortex access, a pawn shop, and a hotel; she receives the first but the latter two he hasn't really had reason to look for in the city before. 

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"You never get delayed and have to stay overnight?"

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"I'd rather get back to town real late. The floater has lights, it's safe."

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"Fair enough. Thanks for the ride."

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"Y'welcome!" 

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"Maybe we can find the other things using the Cortex. Is that a thing Internets do? Is the answer obvious enough that it's a silly question from your point of view?"

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"Yes and yes."

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"Oh well. At least it's not no and yes."

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"I would have preferred a recommendation because it can be hard to figure out which ones are good on the internet but we can probably find something okay." Isabella starts following Seymour's directions.

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She follows. "I'm really glad one of us knows what an Internet is, if I were by myself this would be a lot harder."

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"What would you've done?"

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"Well, not even known to ask, for one. Gone around asking random people random extremely weird questions until someone pointed me at it anyway. Had to ask what the heck it was, probably."

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"I mean I wouldn't have known what the word cortex meant either by name. I think it's like, a lobe of the brain?"

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"The entire outside of the brain."

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"Anyway, I won't know what I'd do with an actual Internet, Cortex, whatever, until I see what it's like."

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"We will show you when we get there and, uh, catch up on it ourselves!"

Walk walk.

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"Yeah, I guess it would change a lot." 

Here is an internet cafe like thing with no actual comestible services where they can pay for Cortex access. In creds, not plat. 

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She got half her money in creds, so she can get them a console and start poking around on it while the others look over her shoulder.

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The user interface isn't a whole lot like using a desktop computer in 2006, but it's not totally unrecognizable. There isn't a discrete browser separate from the other functions, and things are a little more freeform and a little less grid layout, and it's all touchscreen, no keyboard or mouse, but she should be able to navigate okay after some experimenting. 

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First she will book them three beds' worth of hotel room in walking distance. Then: "What do you wanna know first?"

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"Hmmm. What does political activism mostly look like?"

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"That's a sort of broad question. Let's see..." What does "political interest group" get her?

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"Political interest group" gets her references to: 

The Companion's Guild
A number of trade organizations with strong opinions about tariffs
A couple of medical organizations
A group advocating greater pushes for terraforming 
A handful of groups that seem to be concerned with law enforcement 

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She will investigate what the Companion's Guild is and what the law enforcement concerns are.

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The Companion's Guild is a licensing and regulation organization for Companions, which are like prostitutes, but classy. 

People argue a lot about what kinds of weapons the police should be allowed to carry. 

Currently law enforcement on the Rim is done by the military and some people think they should maybe drop martial law already. 

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"Huh. Apparently there is martial law. It's fairly inconspicuous so far."

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"What's martial law usually like?"

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"Would have expected visible uniformed patrol. Maybe they just have a lot of cameras." She looks around for cameras.

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There's one over there. 

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"Yeah, there's one. Huh. Excuse me," she says to the nearest local, "is there a curfew in this town?"

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"Hm? No, why?"

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"Just checking, thanks!"

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"Welcome!"

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So what are the complaints about martial law if they don't even have a curfew, at a certain point isn't it basically similar to police -

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The people discussing the issue seem to be all from the Core worlds and not really super informed as to how it actually works in practice. 

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She's curious about terraforming discourse even though it's not a good indicator species since she doesn't come from a terraforming-capable civilization, what's that like?

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Terraforming is expensive and it doesn't always work, (hint hint Pacifica hint hint) but it's also really cool and they're going to run out of space on the currently-habitable planets eventually, but that's decades and decades off...

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Pacifica?

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Pacifica was a planet! It orbited a protostar in this system. Now it is the Six Sigma Asteroid Swarm instead. 

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Oh dear! What is the actual terraforming process like that can have this result?

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If she wants to know how terraforming in general works she can have some very technical papers but the thing that happened with Pacifica in particular is that it had too much gravity to support life and they were attempting to do cutting-edge gravity stuff to it and the gravity stuff was, as it transpired, not quite ready to accomplish that particular task without anything important such as a planet blowing up. 

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Huh, okay. "Any other points of interest?"

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"I'm going to want to look at their fashion scene eventually but it's not urgent."

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"I don't think the political interest group search really satisfied what I wanted to know..."

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"What'd you want to know?"

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"What I can do within the system as it currently exists, like, there's a bunch of groups that exist but I didn't see anything about how they started or if there are other avenues or anything..."

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"Can you give an example of something that would be a satisfying answer?"

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"Um, I'm sure there are a lot of answers I'd find satisfying but wouldn't think of because I'm not used to, uh, doing things non-antagonistically, but like, a way to petition the government for things? A place where politically-minded individuals gather?"

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Hmmm. Search "contact government representative's office"?

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There's a form for submitting feedback to the Beaumont-Kalidasa System/玄武 Administration Office. 

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"Like this?"

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"That seems like a good first--oh man you know what we should try to find out, you and I both have really different magic and we didn't find any reference to magic in the school books but this seems like a good place to see if we can find anything out, like, if there isn't any local magic at all then it gets harder to not sound crazy."

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"I mean we can prove it but yeah." She looks up magic.

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"We can prove it but like, in person, not in a feedback letter thing." 

There's reference to superstition and an occasional problem where exceptionally backwards settlements decide witchcraft exists and lynch someone about it and "Reavers."

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"I guess we could do magic in front of a camera and tell them when and where to look. This looks like not much magic if any..." Reavers?

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Reavers are a spacer myth. Some people say they're magic of some kind; others that they're just normal people who went crazy. Either way they're supposed to be horrible rapist cannibals that attack lone spaceships out on the Rim. 

"That could work! I wonder if we can find a camera somewhere there aren't actual people and I can turn into a giant crab."

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"Something like that, yeah. When we're ready." About how many spaceships are there in operation.

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Millions. 

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Wow! Population of the 'verse?

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46,927,459,000

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Wow! She supposes that stands to reason. What's transit time like between planets? Ticket prices?

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Transit time between planets (and inhabited moons) can be anywhere from hours to weeks, depending on how close together they are. 

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Hmmm supposing she doesn't care to travel steerage what would it cost to get to, say, a Core world from here if she wished.

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Depends on how fast she wants to get there; if she's alright with taking a while longer, she can make multiple jumps between intermediate planets somewhat cheaper and maybe pay some of the cost in plat if she wants; if she wants a direct flight, it'll cost about as much in creds (based on what she's paid for things so far) as a flight to China would in 2006. 

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"Okay, we can get out of here on a not totally ridiculous number of pearls."

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"That is good to know. What number would be considered ridiculous."

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"I'd be really sick of the sensation after a few batches of fifty."

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She makes a face. "Makes sense." 

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"Or maybe I'd get used to it, I guess. Still."

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"Still. Anyway. I think I'm ready to either find a hotel or a camera no one else's looking at whenever you are."

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"Already? Really?"

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"--I mean, I don't--know what else there is to do with an internet, I guess; I have the immediate answer to the question I had..."

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"The existence of a feedback form?"

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"--Well, using the feedback form would be the next step, and I can't do the feedback form until I've done something magic on camera. Possibly I should...have more steps planned first. Since things aren't going to go out of control at every possible point probably. Because this isn't London."

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"If you go turn into a giant crab on camera they might, actually."

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"Oh. Okay." She takes a deep breath. "It's difficult, being this far out of the context I'm used to."

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"I think what's throwing us isn't your lack of planned steps but your lack of contingency plans."

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"Oh. Contingency plans like if they don't take the form seriously enough to check the cameras?"

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"If someone's watching the cameras, and comes to where you are being a giant crab right away and not after you send a letter."

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"I turn back, pull my dress back on and run away."

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"How fast are you?"

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"Fast. Not faster than that floater, not in human shape, not with just my legs, but fast."

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"So, what I imagine happening if you try to run away from some military presence who saw you doing stuff on camera is they corner you by knowing the layout and blocking your exits, and also they have vehicles at least as fast as the floater, and also they have guns. I don't know how hostile they'd be but it wouldn't have to be very for there to be a misunderstanding followed by you and they having a violent confrontation."

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"I'd probably win but that doesn't make it a good outcome, you're right. What would you suggest if I get caught?" 

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"I'm not sure you should do anything even sort of like this approach. What about it appeals?"

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"Oh. It seems really hard to fake. And I don't know where any corpses are to bring them back."

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She searches "graveyard".

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"Also, like, people...don't always react well...when they catch you digging up graves, like, not that I'm not onboard with this plan but I don't think it looks better than inexplicable giant crab."

The nearest graveyard is a way outside the main urban center, in the comparatively narrow ring of suburban sprawl.

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"If we can unobtrusively get you a dead body we can maybe render that dead body a live person with incentives for us to be well-received and the ability to be a native guide. I don't know if we can in fact do that unobtrusively but if we can it has affordances to go better."

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"Oh, that could work. Can you find out who's died and could help?"

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"Let's see." Obituaries?

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Obituaries exist, and can be sorted by name and date of death but not usefulness to inexplicable interdimensional Earthlings. 

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She wants something recent and ideally not of old age with a listed occupation that sounds at all like they'd know what they were doing.

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There are some industrial accidents, some non-industrial accidents, a few cases of illness, a smattering of murder victims. Factory workers, retail workers, a nurse, a factory manager, a soldier...

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Nobody in politics in any capacity? Academics? Spaceship captains?

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This politician died of old age, this other one is in the hospital and not necessarily going to make it but not dead yet. This university professor died of old age recently; this other one did die in some kind of lab accident! There are a couple of dead spaceship captains but neither of them really left enough to bury.

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Hmmmm. She looks up the political records of both politicians and the specialties of the academics.

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The academic who died of old age was a historian and the one with the lab accident was a chemist. The politician who died of old age was an approximately average amount of in Blue Sun Corporation's pocket and had a history of supporting lower tariffs; the one who isn't dead yet has a public image focused mostly on agriculture, having introduced a bill to get better farm equipment on-planet cheaper and talked a good game about reducing air pollution but not actually done anything about it. 

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What kind of historian.

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His primary focus was the early history of the settling of the 'Verse. 

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Where is he buried?

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Southeast edge of the city. 

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"Wanna go resurrect a historian? He might have useful context because he specializes in early 'Verse settlements, and he'll probably think we're interesting, and he should do fine as a native guide. Unless he just kind of sucks but it's hard to tell that from obits."

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"I always wanna go resurrect people!"

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Isabella copies down the map and name and dates and they're off.

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Lucy is noticeably more cheerful and relaxed now that they have concrete plans to resurrect at least one person. 

"Are you feeling okay? The air isn't doing anything acute? Let me know if I need to shine at you."

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"It smells bad but I haven't collapsed in a coughing fit yet."

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"I don't wanna assume anything, humans are really fragile."

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"I think we would probably cough before suddenly dying."

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"I didn't think you would suddenly die, just, something could be wrong without being obvious from the outside."

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"Will it make you feel better if you prophylactically glow at us every morning?"

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"Kinda? I'm not super worried about death, I can fix death, but long-term exposure generally has positive effects. In reasonable doses."

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"Cool. I don't mind if you glow at us on some routine basis."

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"Awesome." 

They make it to the graveyard. The specific grave isn't immediately obvious, they're going to have to look around a little. 

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Isabella and Xander split up and walk among the headstones, reading them.

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The grave is on the west side of the graveyard, the dirt still visibly fresher than its surroundings. 

Lucy hurries over when its found, then looks around to make sure there are no imminent witnesses. 

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If there's no people and no camera, Isabella can materialize a shovel for herself.

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"Oh, don't worry about that," Lucy murmurs. 

She plunges one arm into the dirt as though it were no firmer than butter, and then slowly begins pulling it out. 

As her arm withdraws from the dirt, it transitions from ordinary flesh arm to something wider and less opaque, until finally an enormous vaguely crablike claw levers itself out of the earth, coffin firmly in its grasp. 

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Lucy puts down the coffin and turns her arm back into an arm. Then she digs her fingers into the crack where the lid of the coffin meets the walls, wood splintering around her fingers as her fingers press in and pull the lid of the coffin off. 

The smell that emerges from the coffin is noxious, but the decay has hardly touched the corpse's visible features at all. Lucy leans in as close as she can without actually crawling inside, and glows from her front half, the light shielded from attracting attention by the coffin and its lid. 

The man inside changes visibly, his waxen-pale features warming, wrinkles melting like running wax as hair darkens. 

A young man's eyes snap open, and Lucy leans back in time to avoid a collision as he jerks upwards into a sitting position. 

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"- wow that was fast - hi, Professor Dui!"

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"It's fast! Hi Professor." 

"What--what's happening?" 

"You died. I fixed it." 

"I--what--is this a coffin?" 

"Yeah. And that's your grave," Lucy says, pointing to the headstone with his name and dates of birth and death on it. 

He follows her finger and is struck speechless. 

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"Do you prefer your shocking revelations spaced out or all at once?"

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"Let's go with all at once." 

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"The three of us are from two separate, alternate Earths, my brother and I from the early twenty-first century in a world where a small percentage of girls have magical powers, and she's from an earlier Earth where there's all kinds of weird magic things such as stars being people."

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"Earths? Twenty-first century--goodness. Well. If this isn't all some kind of prank in very poor taste, that's--fascinating."

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"Professor, you were dead. It's not a prank."

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"Well, I have only your word, and this gravestone, which would be difficult but not impossible to set up just for a prank, as to that, don't I." 

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"Do you not remember -" She looks at Lucy. "Is there some known reason he wouldn't remember?"

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"Sssssometimes, like, if you died of a blow to the head or in your sleep or something, you won't happen to have been conscious before you're alive again...? But, like, that's in the Neath where people come back on their own, it wouldn't have been days in those cases..."

"How can someone be conscious without being alive?" 

"...The soulless are really a minority back home, I'm not sure I ever interrogated any of them if they remembered being dead, maybe you need a soul to do it." 

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"Well, anyway, you can look at the time and notice you're missing some," says Isabella. "Also we can, like, demonstrate additional magic." She materializes a little wand with a star on the end and waves it around.

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He climbs out of the coffin, noticing for the first time that his hands are no longer wrinkled and lined and liver-spotted. He holds them up and admires them. "Well, this is better than I had any right to expect. Why, er, me? My focus isn't the most recent..."

"No, but your death is." 

"Well, there is that." 

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"I was looking through obituaries. I figured you'd think we were interesting, even if our Earths aren't the one the 'Verse was settled from, and you'd do for a native guide, and we were able to find your body. We've been sort of bumbling around; we got on the Cortex but there's only so much that can do in a total context void."

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"Oh. Well, ah...I would invite you to stay with me, but, er, I suspect if I attempt to show up at my house like this my son will have no idea who I am, so."

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"Yeah, sorry. I'd apologize for not finding a young accident victim but that would have resulted in, uh, postponing your resurrection till we figure out how Lucy can scale up, so that would be an odd apology. We have a hotel, I can afford another bed. - our current financial situation is that I can magically generate pearls and other organic material of value and sell it."

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"How does that work?"

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"I have shapeshifting powers. The wings are real. I can't look completely baseline human, and if I get too weird I go crazy, but within the band of humanlikeness I can occupy, I can do whatever I want, including grow pearls. Things I grow still exist when removed from my person - as distinct from my clothes or this," she waves the magic wand and drops it illustratively. It vanishes. "Which I can control but not pawn."

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"Fascinating. If you had asked me yesterday--er--the last time I was, ah, alive, that is, what magic would look like--well, not that I expected magic to be real at all, but if I had I don't think I would have expected that." 

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"My magic is completely different!" 

"Oh?" 

"Remember the bit she said about stars being people?" 

"--I hadn't quite caught the significance at the time, but now that you mention it--" 

"I am one-quarter star and this gives me all kinds of goodies." 

"One-quarter--how does that work?" 

"I have made a specific point of not asking."

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"And I am Isabella's totally normal human twin brother. - her name's Isabella. I'm Xander."

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"And I'm Lucy!" 

"Pleased to meet you all--you already know my name, of course. Well. Thank you. Very much. I do very much prefer not being dead." 

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"I hoped that would be the case! Can you help us get introduced to the 'Verse? Our interests include resurrecting more people."

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"Well, I--er--certainly, although, unless you just want to do more of the same," he gestures at the torn-open coffin and earth, "perhaps it would be best to find somewhere not here to be, I'll have to think about it, I'm sure I know more about what's going on than you do but how to resurrect people given magic systems I've never read in a fantasy novel is certainly not something I've given much in the way of thought to before." 

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"Casually ripping open lots of graves has issues, like - you mentioned your son wouldn't know who you were, imagine hundreds of displaced people with no homes to go back to. Someone would notice, but who? What would their opinion on the situation be and what would they do about it? We don't know. Also, like, if we managed something sufficiently streamlined, I bet she can go a lot faster if someone else does the digging and puts bodies on a conveyor belt."

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"Yes, that sounds extremely reasonable. Er, young lady, are these the clothes I was buried in, and does whatever you did to bring me back clean them, because if yes and no respectively I would very much like a bath and clean clothes." 

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"Most of my resurrectees aren't as impatient about that part. I need to put your coffin back." 

"Yes, yes, alright." 

"Please be patient, we're working on less context than we'd like and I'm trying very hard to learn to be responsible with my terrifying amounts of power because back home everything was needlessly complicated and even if I set almost everything on fire achieving my goals it was still an unambiguous improvement." 

"...Ah." 

"Wait. Damn. Isabella, did that come out like a threat."

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"Little bit. Professor, I have never seen her literally set anything on fire."

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"None of the literal fires are me!" she assures him. "Just. Sometimes you need to demolish a building to let the prisoners out, you know? Only apparently there is less need for that here."

"There is less need for that here," he agrees vehemently. 

"Right. I'm going to deal with the coffin now," she says, and turns both of her arms into claws and uses one to shovel most of the earth out of the way while the other puts the coffin back in the hole. Then she turns her arms back and shoves most of the pile of earth back in before doing her best to arrange the bits with grass on them on top so it's less blatantly obvious just how fresh this soil patch is right now. 

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(that's so cool (get ahold of yourself Isabella))

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"Anyway! It took a while to walk here and I'm hungry."

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Lucy stands up and brushes the dirt off her dress, leaving it as pristine as if it hadn't just been literally covered in dirt, because cheating bullshit. 

"Food sounds good."

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"Your first task as our native guide is to recommend us a restaurant, Prof."

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"Where are we? I don't spend a lot of time in graveyards and I think we probably want somewhere we won't have to walk too far." 

Lucy explains their location. 

"Alright, I happen to know a decent place not too far from here."

"Perfect, lead on." 

He leads on. The place is smallish but not quite a hole-in-the-wall and if the food has a coherent theme it's not one the twenty-first century would recognize. 

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Isabella winds up getting something cheese-oriented, slightly dubiously.

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"I have never before regretted being too old to order off the children's menu. What is all this -"

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"I dunno." She picks something with vegetables, those are pretty rare in the Neath and she might as well take advantage. 

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Alex finds something that has a similar name to an item on the children's menu and gets that; it turns out to be noodles in a broth that he pronounces "weird but like, fine".

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"I think that's probably the best we can hope for, under the circumstances," Lucy comments dryly. 

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"Maybe I will learn to cook. And just have to get... a kitchen and groceries wherever I go. And then I can have mac and cheese."

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"What is 'mac and cheese?'"

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"Noodles like this but like, curvy and tube shaped and short, with cheese on them."

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"Huh." She considers this. "It's probably more interesting than it sounds...admittedly, I'm disproportionately impressed by vegetables, on account of having grown up underground." 

"Is that why you're all white?" Professor Dui asks. 

"No, my mother has that too and she's from the Surface originally." 

"I will probably want context for that later," the Professor warns. 

"Yeah, that's valid. Anyway. This universe used to have an Earth and now it doesn't. That was your area of expertise, right?"

"Yes...it would be inaccurate to say Earth doesn't exist anymore; it's just that that isn't where humanity is located. The planet itself should be fine. There's probably still life on it, even. Just not human life." 

"What happened?"

He leans back and sighs. "It's a very long story. The short version is, humans destroyed the Earth's ecosystem to the point where Earth lost the ability to support human life." 

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"Like... any human life? Even underground or whatever? What happened?"

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"You said you and your brother were from the twenty-first century, yes? Tell me, are you having problems with your climate?"

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"There's a hole in the ozone layer? Even if the weather gets really bad it's a far cry from there to can't support human life."

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He nods. "The problems started becoming apparent in the early twenty-first century; what happened was that everybody completely failed to reverse course. It wasn't until later that it became clear the damage was irreversible and accelerating. In 2027, Earth astronomers discovered this star system, and its wealth of potentially terraformable planets. People tried in-system terraforming, but a dearth of native resources on the planets it was tried on led to discouraging results. Beginning in the late 2040s and into the early 2060s, the Global Exodus Alliance formed and ultimately took over Earth's collective governing power in exchange for space for each country's citizens on the generation ships. By the time the ships were ready to board, in the last years of the twenty-first century, the global population had dropped to about a billion."

Not everyone on Earth made it aboard the Ark Ships. Telemetry data from Earth was lost in the year 2110. That's the official date at which the population of Earth is assumed to have reached zero." 

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"...how were there enough resources to build generation ships and not enough to terraform Earth?"

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"Well, I'm a historian, not an engineer, but if I had to guess I would speculate that it had to do with the fact that the generation ships were built to hold a relatively small population under fairly tight, rationed conditions, not the massive unrestrained population Earth had at its peak."

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"Still sounds weird to me but okay..."

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He shrugs. "Like I said, I'm not an engineer. You'll probably get a more sensible answer out of one of them." 

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"Yeah. So now humanity is here in this - system-cluster? And seems to have bounced back all right."

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"Yeah, humanity as a whole is doing fine. Things aren't as great out here on the Rim as they are in the Core, but there's no risk of human extinction anytime soon." 

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"What's the matter on the Rim, exactly?"

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"The Core was terraformed first," he explains. "Some of the planets out on the Rim haven't been finished yet, and the people who live there tend not to be as wealthy as Core-worlders, because the kinds of people who are willing to colonize a half-terraformed planet tend to be the desperate. Which means people take Rim-worlders less seriously, in general, and there's a lot of exploitation." 

"Hence the civil war," Lucy supplies. 

"Yes. That actually ended up making things worse--the Outer Planets lost the war, and now the Core has more of an excuse to crack down." 

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"Is there free migration?"

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"If by free you mean are people allowed to move if they want, then yes. If by free you mean does the government subsidize it, then no--they'll pay to haul colonists out, but if someone on the Rim wants to move back to the Core, they'll have to save up for a ticket, and then of course housing is more expensive in the Core worlds than on the Rim." 

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"Mm. What kind of exploitation are we talking about?"

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"I think the worst case I've personally heard of is Higgins' Moon. The entire moon is owned by Higgins, who owns a mud farm for clay making. Everyone, or nearly everyone, who lives there is an indentured servant, forced to work long hours for low pay."

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"And there's no system-wide controls on that sort of thing?"

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He makes a so-so gesture. "Indentured servitude is legal. There are probably workers' protection laws he's not following the spirit of, but I wouldn't be shocked if he's got lawyers ready to argue that he's following the letter of them. Even if he's not, law enforcement in the Rim is wildly inconsistent. In big cities on fully-terraformed worlds like this one, sure, but I wouldn't be surprised if Higgins' Moon sees law enforcement officers less often than once every few months, and probably when they do show up it's not too hard for Higgins to make sure nobody talks to them who's going to say anything he doesn't like." 

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"That does sound tricky. How expensive and how time-consuming is it to get from rock to rock?"

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"The two trade off, to an extent. If you need to get where you're going as soon as possible and you have the money, you can be on a ship immediately and get to another planet in the Kalidasa system in a few days or elsewhere in the 'verse in a few weeks. If you're willing to wait around for cheaper transport, it can be anywhere from days to months before something suitable shows up, but it wouldn't cost more than a couple hundred credits." 

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"Is the journey itself slower in the second case?"

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"Not necessarily, but probably."

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"How good are ships at spotting other ships. Or non-ship objects in space." 

"Pretty good? You don't want to get into collisions." 

"Point against going around under my own power, then." 

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"Can you give us a sense how far local currencies go in terms other than ship trips?"

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"I would expect a grocery run for a family of four for a week to cost about a hundred credits. A university education will cost you several thousand credits," he says thoughtfully. 

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"Several thousand, not tens of thousands?"

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"A university education in the Core will cost you tens of thousands," he amends. "The university here will cost you less than ten thousand if you're only going for a bachelor's degree and nothing more advanced."

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"Okay, I guess I'll go with the mental conversion of 'a credit is about a dollar' till something suggests otherwise. And platinum?"

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"Plat to credit conversion varies some--some places won't take credit at all; most places in the Core won't take plat as currency, although you can sell it for the metal. Ships are more likely to take credit than most places on the Rim because credit doesn't have mass to haul around, but they'll often take plat, too, to have some somewhere that won't take credits. Usually places that'll take both will take them at a rate of five plat to two credits."

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"All right." She writes that down. "Do you have a guess how far my ability to make pearls and such will get me?"

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He considers this. 

"Depends," he says slowly. "Firstly, if you continue selling pearls in any given place the value of pearls will drop, of course. Second, not every place is going to have a use for pearls--the fact that they'd theoretically be valuable in a big city isn't much use if you nor anybody you know will ever go to one, and the only traders who connect you to them would cheat you given the chance. But those places will probably buy seeds, if you can sell them seeds for plants they don't have yet that'll grow well in the climate available. My biggest concern is that word will get out that you in particular keep selling pearls and such and either some Alliance officer gets it into their head that you obtained them illegally or a crime lord scoops you up wanting your source." 

"What kinds of tactics are crime lords likely to use? I'm pretty confident of my ability to defend us physically, but I haven't been here long enough to know what else they could do to us." 

He sucks on his teeth. "Well, as long as they don't know that, they probably won't try anything too esoteric...a fairly standard kidnapping attempt is what I would expect to start."

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"I'm probably somewhat proof against a standard kidnapping attempt too but this does mean Xander shouldn't be without one of us."

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"Joy."

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"I mean, even if you do get kidnapped, we'll get you back," she says, patting his hand. "Even if you get murdered, I'm around, so it's not so bad." 

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"You really know how to reassure a guy."

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"--I mean, it's better than the alternative, right?"

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"Yeah, yeah."

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"Sorry, I'll try harder." 

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"Xander is just being a pill, Lucy, it's not on you."

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"--Anyway. Do you have any particular advice on avoiding mob bosses. Or, like, what needs fixing."

"Fixing?"

"Well you have here this city that's full of awful stuff in the air, so I know some stuff needs fixing." 

"Uh...greater political equity for the Rim? Better protections for poor people against big companies? I guess?"

"And how would you go about fixing that?" 

"Well, uh, empirically, I wouldn't, I would just be a history professor, but I suppose you'd want to go to the Core Worlds..."

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"And... do political activism? Does that work reasonably well here?"

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"I guess? I'm not really sure how things work in the Core, aside from 'better than here.' But I know nobody listens to us." 

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"I guess we have the distinction of being possibly very attention-getting."

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"Especially if you want to prove you're, like, yourself, and alive and stuff, to people." 

"Yes, that...is a question," he says. "--I wonder if they've replaced me at the University yet." 

"Your obituary didn't say."

"It would be a bit tasteless." 

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"Is there a - university cortex site you could check?"

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"Yes, there is," he says. 

"I assume you're more enthusiastic about figuring out how to be legally alive again if you can have your job back," Lucy surmises. 

"Yes, quite." 

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"Do you have plans for if you can't?"

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"I do not! This is extremely unexpected and I mostly have no idea what to do with it."

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"Well. Sorry about that."

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"I am not complaining about not being dead," he assures her. 

"I'm going to resurrect everyone eventually, you could reasonably complain about being not-dead now instead of when there was a procedure for it."

"Well, someone had to be first," he shrugs.

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"Someone did, and we appreciate your rolling with it. You have family here so probably you don't want to come with us to the core?"

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"I would like to see my grandchildren," he agrees. "I suppose that rather settles it in terms of getting my identity back, it would be all kinds of awkward to be in all my old haunts and not admit to being myself, somebody who's known me since I was this age the first time would recognize me eventually." 

"Do you have an angle on doing that?"

"Go to the University and let people prod me until they're sure it's real, I suppose; if nothing else I know the University employs at least one lawyer." 

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"Cool. Can we join you?"

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"Why not! I'm sure they'll have all sorts of questions for you, so, if you don't want to be flocked by curious people with more book learning than sense, that would be why not." 

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"I'd skip it but this might get me kidnapped, so lead the way, professor."