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Theo and Sadde in Spira
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Theo skips sleep pretty often, so when he does actually sleep he tends to sleep for a while. Kaede will probably wake up before he does.

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She does indeed, and returns her dressphere to its physical form.

"So, how bi are you, exactly?" she muses in a soft voice.

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Right now he's a little asleep. Or rather waking up.

He blinks at her, then asks, "Huh?"

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"Today is a girl day and I'm wondering whether I should extricate myself from you fairly quickly or what."

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"– No, it's fine," he replies, then smiles at her.

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"Okay good." Snuggle.

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Snuggle!

"How long until we keep moving?"

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"We should probably have left already actually, but I do get a kick out of aggravating Auron."

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"Yeah, he does inspire that a little."

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"Hmm, but we probably should go anyway."

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"We've probably annoyed him enough anyway…"

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"Probably. I'm gonna crack that egg eventually."

Then she rolls on top of him and plants a kiss on his lips.

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Kiss!

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"Mmm you are very tempting," she says, and squirms a bit.

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"Why thank you," he responds, smirking. "– But we should possibly go."

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She sighs. "Yeah, probably." One more kiss and she gets up and finds her clothes, which turned back into girl clothes when she turned back into a girl.

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Theo does likewise, and then noticing this, asks, "So can dresspheres be used for non-people stuff, then? Could you apply one to a house or something?"

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"They can do people and clothes, and even doing people is a nonstandard use."

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"– Is that just because they were designed to do people and clothes, or could you nonstandardly apply them to other things?"

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"They were designed to do appearance. If you can twist the magic into understanding other things as relating to your appearance, it'll probably work."

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"Oh, so they could do makeup or– possibly skin tone and hair?"

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"I mean I am literally changing my gender here. Yes it could do skin tone and hair."

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"– I meant, more trivially, how they were more typically designed to be used."

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"Oh, no, they were typically designed to be used exclusively with clothing, and to imbue clothing with magic."

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"Oh, they can–" Pause. "We should probably go, but– they can imbue clothing with magic? What sorts of limits are there, is it just somehow linking your other spells to the clothing?"

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"Something like that, yeah," she says, getting "dressed." "I'm gonna hurry to my room to put clothes I didn't wear all day yesterday, see you in a bit."

Off she goes.

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He'll stand outside the room with his key, then, and get out his phone.

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She will soon exit her room, a couple of doors right of his, wearing a different but equally revealing not-quite-an-outfit.

"Let's go?"

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So they go.

"This place has different clothing standards from most parts of the mortal world I'm familiar with."

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She eyes his outfit with a raised eyebrow. "You think?"

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"I could go around shirtless but then, see, I'm left with jeans…"

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"Something wrong with jeans?"

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"I'm not sure they're revealing enough, y'see."

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She giggles. "Are you from a society of prudes or something?"

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"I mean, most people go around dressed as I do?" he responds. "At least in the mortal world. So, uh – in comparison, yeah, pretty much."

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She snorts. "Well, you won't see me complaining if you decide to do away with the shirt." Pause. "Or anything else, for that matter."

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"Presumably somebody would take issue if I stripped to my underwear? Or am I too brainwashed by a prudish society?"

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"Hmm... People would find it weird and unfashionable, probably, but not be offended," she says, gesturing at her own only-barely-not-underwear outfit. "The dominant style is sort of a variety of disjoint pieces covering a variety of body parts, nowadays."

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"… Okay, so what would going around literally naked count as. Do you have laws against that, or is that just 'weird and unfashionable' too, or…?"

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"I don't think there are any laws about it? It's just, you know, you wouldn't have the magical protections clothing usually has against the elements, and you might get dirt in places you don't want to get dirt in?"

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He snorts. "So those wouldn't apply to me as much as they would to the rest of you, so I could literally go walk around naked if I wanted."

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"Yeah, pretty much."

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"I don't think I plan on that," he smirks. "I'll lose the top for now, though."

(He does.)

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She beams and—

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—they reach the agency's reception, into which Auron has just walked.

"The fiend's outside. Let's go."

And out he goes again.

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"– Fiend?"

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"People were talking about a Chocobo Eater fiend yesterday, they must've found it!"

And out she goes.

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Whatever that means.

He follows.

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And outside there is a squat fiend with two jaws and tongues and huge hands holding a yellow chicken, large enough to be ridden—presumably a chocobo—who kicks the and manages to run away. Go chocobo!

The others already have their weapons at the ready.

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"– Does it have an element?"

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"It is weakest to fire," Lulu says, demonstrating.

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He will heat up the area around it, then!

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"Yo! Do the melty earth thing!"

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Sure. He'll do the melty earth thing too. Then he can make the melty earth climb up its body to try to encase it more thoroughly, woo, fun.

It's not very quick.

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"I really like using you to cheat," she says, grinning, and starts summoning Ifrit from the bowels of the earth.

(The fiend starts shaking and the earth around it starts cracking as it does. It is pretty strong.)

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He grins back at her.

(It's okay, Theo can change the ground to fix it up, or– why is he using ground? He can try something stronger, metals are nice, let's try a metal.)

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And now there is a huge fire dog hurling fireballs at the immobile fiend.

It does not take long to dissolve into pyreflies.

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Woo!

Any spheres? He can clean up the metal and make the landscape slightly less cratered.

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Yep! A couple, inside the crater.

A blond man with very clear green eyes and spiral irises walks out of the agency. "Thank you for your help. Have you any interest in renting some chocobos? As a token of our gratitude, the first time is free of charge."

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Theo turns to Kaede: "Okay– I have no idea what you would use a chocobo for? Riding? Is it riding."

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"It is indeed riding. Some people eat chocobo meat, but the chocobos raised here are all bred for riding."

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"We might just take you up on your offer, Mister...?"

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"My apologies. I am Rin, owner of this establishment and responsible for the chocobo rentals along the Mi'ihen Highroad."

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"– Are they faster than people, then? Used for faster transportation, or just for entertainment…?"

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"Some chocobos can reach eighty kilometres per hour."

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"Okay, so, faster transportation then. How long can you rent them for, do you have other– pens or something we can deposit them in?"

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"You rent them for as long as you need them for, so long as you do not leave the Highroad with them. You can find corrals here and at either end of the Highroad."

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To Kaede: "I probably don't need a chocobo myself."

Wings are so convenient.

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"You probably don't," she agrees.

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"We will rent six chocobos."

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"Very well."

He nods at the attendant, who makes her way to the chocobo corral to fetch them.

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"– So you know other-Zanarkand?" asks Theo, seemingly out of nowhere. "I'm not clear on how much you've actually tried looking for it?"

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"...not very much? It's apparently an island but it's not close enough our short-distance boats can make it. The only person we know reached it from here was Mr. Legendary Guardian, and you've seen how forthcoming he is with information."

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"Do you know which direction it's in? Like, which shore Tidus-or-Guardian showed up on."

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"Sir Jecht appeared near Bevelle, north of here, but Tidus appeared at the very south, in Besaid."

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"Actually I showed up in some temple somewhere, first, then I ended up in Besaid again."

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"Any distinguishing features about the temple, ones I might be able to spot from the air?"

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"Sunken? It didn't really look like a temple from the outside, it was just a bunch of ruins far away from anywhere in the middle of the ocean."

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"Oh, okay. I was thinking of going and looking for it, is all, seeing if I can make any progress between now and… sometime when we meet up later?"

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"You won't find it."

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"– Would you give any more of an explanation why?"

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"Hmpf."

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"Just ignore him."

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"I keep hoping he'll for once give me information, like 'you'll get shot out of the sky' or 'it's invisible' or, like, even magic, I'd accept just magic as at least some more information."

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She eyes Auron. "It's somewhere. We can't reach it because Sin won't let us. Sin sometimes disappears for weeks, even months, and who knows where it goes. Sin attacked the other Zanarkand, and Tidus ended up here." She looks at Theo. "And you're indestructible."

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"That's true, and I'm also able to fly, and still have no idea of the capabilities Sin has! Does it have ranged attacks?"

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"Almost everything it does is ranged. This incarnation specialises in gravity magic."

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"Oh, that might be annoying if I encounter it – but it shouldn't be able to do me much harm, overall, and if it tries to attack me I can try to trap it in a box."

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"Gravity magic's sustained, not even Sin can keep you in a gravity well forever—although it might look like it from your point of view."

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"If it looks like the outside world is moving slowly to me – or if it looks black, depending on the dilation and how it interacts – I should just be able to change my body's shape to get progressively further out of it. Plus it might just mean I can put it in a box more quickly."

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"I like the way you think."

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"Thanks," he smiles. "So I can just go fly out ocean-wards and check in a really badly-done search pattern to try to find it, and probably sink a bunch of time into that and maybe not find it, so… plans for when we should meet up assuming I fail to find it?"

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"I was thinking you could try and follow Sin around."

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"To find the other Zanarkand? Or so I can try helping in the attacks?"

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"To find the other Zanarkand. I'm thinking—it must know where it is, and maybe visit sometimes. And even if it doesn't, if you follow it you might find out where it goes when it's not attacking and that'd be information enough."

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Nod. "Any easy ways to find it? I'm not sure how well I'll be able to do 'fly in the air and spot the recent destruction'…"

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"I think the Operation Mi'ihen wants to attract it somehow..."

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"Was that the Crusaders group?"

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"Yes, with the Al Bhed's cursed machina."

And presently the girl has returned with six chocobos.

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He smiles at her, then asks, "How can I find them, then?"

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"We're going that way, they'll be up ahead on the Mushroom Rock."

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Nod. "I'll just keep pace with you, then, to there."

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So they get on the chocobos and start north.

(And no one seems to bat an eye at Theo's new shirtlessness.)

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Of course they don't. Shirtlessness isn't extremely noteworthy at home, anyway.

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Progress is much faster by chocobo. They don't reach 80km/h but they're not racing chocobos, anyway.

At one point, Auron hangs back a little and says, "Hey you," looking at Theo.

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"… Hey."

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He motions for Theo to come closer and away from the rest of the party.

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He does so. Frowning slightly.

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"There's a reason no one's been able to find Zanarkand."

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"Right," he agrees.

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"If you find it," he continues, "you must not let that stop Kaede from killing Sin."

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Pause. "… I am not sure why these two things link up. Why do these two things link up."

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He does not reply.

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"Will it be clear why these things link up when I find it? Because if not, I have no idea why you chose to mention this."

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"You'll see."

He pushes his chocobo forward, to meet up with the rest of the party.

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Cryptic. As always.

Theo also catches up.

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"What were you two up to back there?"

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"Apparently no matter what I find you must still kill Sin."

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She looks at Auron and says, "And does he realise that him saying this kind of thing makes me doubt more and more the wisdom of killing Sin?"

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Theo shrugs. "Makes me wonder why finding this place would have any bearing on wanting to kill Sin, too."

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"Me, too," she sighs. "Well, you'll tell me?"

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"I mean, if I honestly expected you would rather not know – which I'm inclined to think is not going to be the case – then I probably wouldn't tell you, but I expect you'll want to know." Shrug. "If there would somehow be magical repercussions to me telling you and I don't think they'll be offset by the benefit from you knowing, I probably won't, but I expect I will."

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"Well, if that's the case can you at least tell me as much as possible about the reasons why you can't tell me?"

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"Yeah, I was planning on it."

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"Thanks!"

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Theo continues to fly alongside them.

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Their trek is uneventful, for a value of 'uneventful' that includes occasionally fighting monsters. The chocobos make them reach the end of the Highroad much earlier than they otherwise would, and there they see Dona arguing with a Crusader, Barthello in tow.

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That way he goes!

Can he discern anything about why she's arguing with one, or does she notice him and stop?

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She does not immediately notice the party.

"How many times do I have to tell you?" she asks the Crusader. "I'm a summoner!"

"Sorry, ma'am!" he says. "No exceptions!"

"You dare impede a summoner's pilgrimage?"

"Sorry, ma'am! No exceptions!" he repeats.

"Useless!"

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Well that's curious! He'll land and interrupt her since, y'know, that sounds like fun.

"Hey."

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She turns around. "Oh, it's you. As you can see, not even summoners can pass. But they'll call on us in the end. Just wait and see."

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"I have no idea what we're not allowed to pass, here!" responds Theo, smiling slightly.

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She points at the Highroad Northern Gate, where a caravan seems to be stopped, blocking the way.

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"… Okay and why are you not allowed to pass it, any idea?"

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"Apparently no one is allowed through until this 'Operation Mi'ihen' is done with," she says with some scorn.

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"...why?"

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"You could try your luck at getting an actual explanation out of him."

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So Theo turns to the guy! "… What's the issue with us going through? I mean, I have wings so I could just fly over, should I also not do that?"

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The guy looks at him. "We would strongly recommend you not to do that while the Operation is under progress, sir!"

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"– Would it be dangerous for me, or is there something you don't want me to see, or…?"

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"It would be very dangerous!"

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"I'm invulnerable, so probably not dangerous for me…"

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The Crusader stops. "Please do not interfere with the Operation, then."

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"Would I be interfering by going and looking or do you mean, don't go interrupt them?"

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"Don't interrupt them," he agrees.

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Theo looks like he's about to go, then– "Estimate for how long they'll be blocking the way for?"

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"The Operation will take place tonight."

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"… And be cleaned up by the morning or–?"

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"We will celebrate Sin's destruction in the morning!"

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Theo pauses. "Okay so I'm just gonna ask you a few more questions about this before leaving, I think. Why are you so confident it'll be destroyed and can I know what you're using?"

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"We're bringing Sinspawn from all over Spira here to lure it into a trap! This operation is a joint effort between Crusaders and Al Bhed. We'll lure Sin in, and the Al Bhed will strike it down with powerful ancient machina!"

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"… Right but how powerful is the ancient machina, because it sounds like Sin is relatively tough."

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"They say the machina are as powerful as the aeons!"

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"Are there people I can talk to who know more about the project who are hopefully not busy right now…?"

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"No, and more information than this is confidential."

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"… In case we, what, spread it to Sin? Use it for weapons for some other purpose?"

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"Can't say."

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"You can't say why it's confidential?"

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"Yeah."

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"Be back shortly then," he says, and flies up to go survey the area.

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"See you."

North of the Highroad is the Mushroom Rock: a large expanse of dull flat rocks supported by thin pillars with lots of spaces between them, almost like an overlarge anthill. There are some Crusaders to be seen guarding the way along the rock road to the southern shore.

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If he goes that way and doesn't actually speak to any of them, just sort of flaps about with his wings, does anyone talk to him…?

He's curious and surveying, not actively interrupting. (Plus that guy didn't give him much information and this feels like the sort of thing that will go horribly wrong, though at least these people hopefully know something about technology.)

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Well the foot soldiers on the way to the main operation HQ all react pretty much the same as the one on the Highroad, with a side of "is this guy a fiend?"

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… Oh ugh now he's gonna feel like he lied.

He waves and backs away slowly.

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Well they won't attack him if he backs away slowly, fiends aren't known for that.

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Oh that's nice.

Then he can keep observing from slightly further away. Is there anything useful he can get from watching them?

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He can find out where HQ is, with a large array of advanced-looking cannons and other weapons pointed at the sea, plus a large metal cage with a huge ugly fiend inside.

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Ugh.

He'll fly back to Kaede, report this.

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He might be surprised to find that Kaede and the rest of the party have been let through the gate and seem to be making their way to the HQ themselves!

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… Well okay, he'll make his way over there instead! "How come you got let through?"

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"Seymour has the hots for me and let me through."

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"Whoa whoa! That's no way to talk about a Maester of Yevon!"

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Eyeroll. "Are you gonna interrupt them? I went over to them, some of them eyed me a bit, I came back."

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"Maester Seymour for some reason wants us with them."

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"Still can't believe he's letting them use these accursed machina."

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"Technology continues not to be cursed," sighs Theo.

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She grins. "Well, who knows, maybe these ancient machina will be able to destroy Sin and my plans will all have been for naught. Ain't that a cheerful thought."

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"Then hopefully it'll be a reproducible feat."

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"Yeah," she sighs.

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They're probably there pretty shortly.

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Yep! It's not a long trek, though it's long enough for more fiends to appear, and eventually they reach the lift up to HQ, where two Crusaders seem to be arguing with each other about whether the younger one is allowed to fight.

"Orders are orders. To your post, Crusader," says the redhead. The younger one runs past the party and up the lift, and the redhead notices them. "They let you through, huh? And who's this?" he asks, looking at Theo.

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"Conveniently appearing new arrival."

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"It's a pleasure. I'm Luzzu, and that was Gatta. We both come from Besaid, and have known Kaede since she was a child."

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"Oh, cool!" he responds. "Nice to meet you too."

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"Why do you need to fight anyway? Aren't those Al Bhed machina so good and powerful?"

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"– I mean, technology is not infallible as I know it, but I have no idea what the standards are around here for 'ancient tech'."

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"These ancient machina are from before the Machina War and Sin, so they should be very powerful, but the Al Bhed need some time to get them ready. Our job is to keep Sin at bay until they are."

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Wakka grunts and glares at Luzzu.

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"Depending on what they're doing to get the devices ready, I could be helpful? I have the ability to alter things in an area, like the material or turning air into something, removing pieces, changing temperatures… things like that…"

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"That... could be helpful, yes. I am not sure, the Al Bhed are best equipped to answer these questions."

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"Should I go interrupt one of them, then?"

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"That might be welcome, yes."

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So he goes to look for an Al Bhed to interrupt!

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Up the lift to the top of the mushroom rocks where HQ is, there are several Al Bhed fussing around with the machina and making sure everything's ready.

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Well that cannon doesn't look like it's going to do much but okay!

He goes towards them, lands, says, "Hi there!"

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The two Al Bhed around one of those cannons look at him. "You speak Al Bhed?"

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"I'm magic, it's one of the convenient perks. I can change things in an area! Melt stuff, turn stuff into air and vice versa, duplicate or shrink things, might be of help in– all this."

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"Can you do it against Sin?"

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"Limitations on magical constructs, unfortunately. So no."

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"Then it's no use, you should let the machina do the work."

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"… Yes, I was planning on that, but the question was whether I could help you out with setting up the machina, depending on what they require to get properly functional or whatever."

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"Oh! Yes, you should talk to the engineers at the laser." He gestures out towards the shore, where a twenty-metre-tall pointy thing can be discerned.

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He goes towards the twenty-meter-tall pointy thing. Looks for engineers.

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There are engineers swarming it!

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Any who don't look super busy right now, or who look less busy than the others? Ones he could possibly interrupt?

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No, not really, all of them look pretty busy.

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Sigh.

He'll drop on one and– "Hi! I have the magical ability to change materials, not including magical ones, is there any chance I can help out somehow and I do apologize for the interruption."

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The woman stops and looks at him. "Materials? Like what?"

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"Like I can do a bunch of metals just fine and so long as I know what I'm making and it's non-magical I can probably do it just fine?"

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"We don't need new materials, we need to get the machina finished up and charged in time!"

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"What do you need to get the machina finished? If you need bits of metal reshaped I can do that, if you need them melted or solidified quicker I can do that, if you need me to turn it from whatever metal it is into some other metal so it's stronger I can do that, if you need me to cool down the surrounding area or something I can also do that."

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"—you can affect temperatures? Can you make whatever kind of energy this machine uses?"

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"Depends on what energy it uses!" responds Theo. "If it uses steam power then I can help heat up some water, if it uses electricity then– you're probably out of luck on that one if you need me to send it in some specific voltage or charge a battery directly or something."

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"We don't know what kind of energy it uses," she confesses. "Still, come with me, you can be useful."

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He follows. "Unfortunately I don't know all that much about the components of technology but it's not religiously banned where I'm from."

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She starts leading the way but she looks at him over her shoulder, perhaps in envy though it's hard to tell with the goggles and gas mask. "That's very lucky. Where are you from?"

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"No idea how it relates to here, but I can be summoned from where I live to the mortal world, and for some reason or another came here this once, having never heard of here or this magic or Sin ever before."

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"Not having heard of Sin sounds great," she says vehemently.

They reach a tent near the machina where a chief engineer is giving people orders and receiving reports. The woman informs him of this and explains to him what Theo can do, and he takes Theo to see the battery. It is very old but restored and seems to be completely unlike anything he's ever seen.

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"… I'm afraid I have no idea how this battery was made so I'm likely to be of no use with it."

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Well. That's a shame. Could he perhaps learn...? If not there are other things he can do to help.

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He can learn if they know how it was made! He has a basic idea of how batteries work, at least the ones he's familiar with.

But if they don't, no, unfortunately he has no special information-gathering powers.

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They don't really have any idea, all they know is that it produces some form of energy that feeds the giant laser.

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So it's probably some kind of electricity but unfortunately he does not have anything handy with which to find out how it's made unless he cares to destroy it carefully. Which, uh, no.

Anything else he can do instead?

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Yeah, lots of work, actually, he can help speed it all up by a lot.

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He does so. Tries to get information on what they do know about it as he does so.

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It was found underwater about a month ago, curated and explored and tested, there were instruction manuals in the computers near it, it's meant to be really powerful.

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… Do they have any of the instruction manuals? 'Cause they might have useful things like composition of the battery or something, but he's sort of hoping they already checked for that?

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The computers do have instruction manuals! Maybe he could figure it out, those diagrams are gibberish to even the best engineers amongst them (if they weren't the Al Bhed would be able to just build the thing themselves).

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He'll have a look at them! He has a decent high-school-plus-a-bit level of education in chemistry and physics and a passing acquaintance with how lots of this stuff works from general summons where they didn't require the angel to be perfectly knowledgeable about such things.

Is it more comprehensible to him?

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Mmmore or less! If he knows any quantum physics it'll be easier to follow the diagrams and then understand that the basic principle behind this battery is very similar to how transistors work, back in his world. If he doesn't then it's gibberish.

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He knows some about transistors because he has looked into computers a bit before, and he knows bits and pieces about quantum physics, so he can probably pick up bits of it… but unfortunately he does not understand it all.

He tells the engineers what he can, anyway, and hopes they will be sensible with the knowledge.

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They have never heard of quantum physics and would definitely like to learn sometime, but if his knowledge is not sufficient to help with energising the machina they will enlist his help for other things.

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Other things he will do.

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And eventually they're done.

"Thank you very much for your help. The Al Bhed—and, if this works, the people of Spira—are in your debt."

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"No problem," he responds, then he goes to find Kaede.

He really really doubts it'll work and he really really hopes he hasn't made anything worse.

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The party's in HQ, sort of standing around, not doing much.

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"They are apparently done!" he reports. "I have no idea about some of the stuff they were using, though."

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"What about it?"

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"I don't know how it works, though it seems similar to some stuff I have seen at home, and they are just sort of blindly using the operator manual. Ish."

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"Yeah. That's kinda all we can do, a lot of knowledge has been lost."

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"For a reason!"

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"The reason being 'using it to build technological things causes Sin to be attacked', right? Or does it attack places that merely hold such knowledge and do nothing about it?"

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"I don't think it attacks places that hold knowledge for any other reason than the fact that they also usually hold machina."

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"Well maybe we'll get lucky some day and manage to summon a nice Maker and get some of that back."

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"They can do that? Wow that'd be cool."

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"No! It'll only make things worse!"

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"… If we do it very carefully away from mainland Spira then it'd probably mean Sin would attack us and not you?" suggests Theo.

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He doesn't seem to have an answer to that.

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"I'm gonna need to make out with you later for that," she tells him.

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He smirks. "Hopefully we'll get a chance to actually put my idea into practice."

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A Crusader approaches them. "The Operation is about to commence. You should make sure you're ready. We won't be able to keep fields from attacking HQ while we're occupied with Sin, you should be able to defend yourselves."

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– Theo grabs another speed sphere and sees if he can use it yet.

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He totally can!

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Theo picks agility, again.

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It works! And the others do the same.

"I think we're all ready."

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Theo nods.

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"Very well."

The Crusader goes inform other people of the impending start of the operation.

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"Well, this is going to be fun," says Theo. "Or not, but at least I can follow Sin after – so this might soon be goodbye."

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She sighs. "It feels mean to think it won't work. These people—are giving it their all."

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"It feels mean but they didn't seem to know all that much about the devices, so…" He shrugs.

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"Not knowing about it is a good sign, though. If they did know that'd mean it wasn't good enough."

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He shrugs. "The fact they know enough to put it together suggests that it might not be good enough anyway."

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"Ain't that a sweet deal."

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"But maybe it didn't predict my help and maybe I helped enough to make it work, or maybe it's just not infallible anyway."

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"Nothing is infallible. And we should hope your help, well, helps."

The cage with the huge fiend gets lifted by a crane and is suspended above the water.

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Yay, bait is… prepped or whatever.

"Did you get any information about how long they expect it to take Sin to attack? … Or why they expect it to attack only now-onwards and not at some inconvenient point before, or was that just a hope? It was probably a hope, wasn't it."

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"It was a hope, yeah. Well, kinda, Sin usually takes a few days to return for its spawn, they're hoping by smashing enough spawn together it'll come sooner."

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"So we might be settled in to wait a bit," he nods.

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"Theoretically if you poke Sinspawn enough without killing it Sin comes sooner. Some distress signal, maybe."

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"… Weird."

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An electrical current is discharged into the cage, strong enough for sparks to be visible.

"No one pretends to understand what goes on, there."

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Theo just shrugs. "You want to look stuff up on my phone in the meantime?"

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"Ooh!"

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He hands it over to her.

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Eeeee!

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He'll watch the crane and machinery and the scenery.

Maybe go flying if Sin takes longer than five minutes.

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Yep, Sin does take longer than five minutes.

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Flying it is!

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That cage sure is shaking a lot, though.

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Well he isn't flying very far away, but that's a little worrying so he returns to Kaede and co and asks, "Does anybody know what elemental type that fiend was? If any?"

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"It does not have any elemental weaknesses."

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Did the fiend have wings?

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Oh it just looks like a weird scorpion, okay.

… He'll just go fix the box.

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Well the box isn't broken per se but it sure does look like that might only be a matter of time—there are some dents.

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Un-dent it. He'll un-dent it and make it thicker.

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That causes the poor fiend to be unable to leave its cage. Rude, Theo.

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He feels just terrible about that.

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The cage continues swinging but significantly less wildly and dangerously than it was doing.

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That's very nice of the cage.

Theo is less bored. He can wait around a bit more.

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After about an hour of poking the Sinspawn, they can notice a suspicious amount of deep sea activity.

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Okay, so Theo thinks he will go sea-wards. And scout. Unless there are any objections.

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Black tendrils start to extend right under the water's surface, and a growing bump appears in the distance, like a giant wave. Everyone is too busy getting ready for battle to object.

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That is unfortunately too far for him to affect.

He thinks he'll go closer. It's a good thing Kaede has his phone.

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It's not too far for too long. The bump reaches the shore in a few more seconds and then—

—bursts—

—and Theo finally gets a good look of Sin.

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Can't change it directly, can he?

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Nope!

There seems to be a black rippling forcefield enveloping its body; through it he can see some nonmagical things that ended up sticking to its carapace. Maybe he can affect those?

If he finds the time, of course. The Al Bhed start firing cannons at it, and small waterborne crustacean fiends start dropping from its skin as the shots find their target. The Crusaders charge into the water to fight these fiends, and the giant Al Bhed laser starts visibly charging.

It's messy.

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He tries to change some of the nonmagical things attached. What does it do if he ramps up the temperature, as quickly as he can, on some of those nonmagical things?

(He can't do it ridiculously quickly, but he can do it reasonably so – it takes a couple of seconds to get water to boiling in kitchen quantities.)

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Nothing. The nonmagical things are coral.

Sin sheds its "skintight" black forcefield and creates another one, spherical, purple, around its body—

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And if he tries heating up the air a lot? Tries turning the forcefield to air? Tries turning air above it into water in case it's really weak?

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—and it shoots some of its forcefield out towards the people fighting finds in the water, turning them to dust.

(None of that works, no.)

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Well fuck.

If he systematically goes through the internals of its body, starting from the head and working over every cubic meter, trying to turn it to hot air?

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He does not seem to be able to actually affect anything on or in the monster (coral excepted).

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Well that is fucking awful and kinda the only way he has to damage it, he thinks. He doesn't really have any way to protect people from the weird dust forcefield, only he is indestructible and he doesn't have a convenient way to extend it to others.

Time to try brute force with his indestructibility, perhaps.

He flies towards it.

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It does not react to the tiny winged humanoid less than a hundredth of its volume flying towards it.

The Al Bhed charge their machina.

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Theo can make quite a sharp blade. He is not averse to making a sharp blade that is attached to him and technically part of him and therefore less breakable.

So he gets close, his tiny self with his very low volume and his very sharp blades that are indestructible, intending to start carving a small hole through Sin in case this distracts it.

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Theo can go through the forcefield. His clothes can't. It feels like electricity and fire and hurt and it damages him exactly to the extent he can be damaged.

When he makes contact, he causes more damage than Sin has ever suffered at the hands of anything other than aeons. Inasmuch as it can react, it does, by turning its body slightly towards Theo and trying to swat him away with one of its huge fins.

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He grits his teeth as he goes through the forcefield, and he is unfortunately able to be swatted. He tries to damage the fin as he is so, then goes quite a distance quite dazed but not going unconscious and trying to get himself under control and then he will be on his way back.

He makes the blade bigger. It doesn't need to be particularly heavy if it's really sharp and indestructible, though he doesn't make it too low density because he wants to still have momentum.

It can get really sharp, when indestructible.

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That it can. The second time he makes contact, Sin reacts quite violently, turning its whole body much more quickly than it by rights ought to be able to, probably swatting Theo away again. Its purple forcefield winks out, and the black rippling one enveloping its body returns.

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Again, he can't screw with his velocity directly, though he can – once less dazed – try to screw around with his environment to speed up his recovery.

It is really painful getting swatted, but he's on his way back because at least he has a limit to how damaged he can get here, and he's apparently getting a reaction.

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He is!

The black forcefield does not burn him, though. It is in fact pretty solid—much more solid than Sin itself.

Not that Theo can't cut it, it's just—less immediate. There's some resistance.

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Even with the really sharp blade? It is really sharp, he can keep making it sharper, he does keep making it sharper to counteract wear and tear because despite his indestructibility it is not totally invulnerable and can be weakened; he is actively changing it and maintaining the edge as he cuts.

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The black forcefield is apparently doing something other than just "being durable" because no matter how sharp he makes the blade it has the same resistance.

Sin generates a purple sphere of energy in front of its "mouth" and shoots an energy beam towards the big (the meaning of the word 'huge' will probably never be the same for Theo again) Sinspawn in the cage, turning it and its cage to dust. Then it starts actually turning away.

Theo manages to cut through the forcefield at the same time the Al Bhed machina finishes charging, so now the monster is being hurt on two different fronts.

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He keeps going, trying to force his own way through the forcefield if he can, too – if he can grab onto it, if he can slice a hole and it doesn't just reappear, if he can insert himself in the way then hopefully it won't be able to regenerate and he'll be able to cut even more of it.

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It takes a while to regenerate, and he can get through the field before it does.

Sin finishes turning and starts accelerating away and into the ocean, suffering grievous wounds from the machina and an angel that won't. Stay. Gone.

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The angel conveniently has a blade stuck in the huge creature. And is attacking the forcefield from being inserted through it which is much more convenient and hopefully he's able to stick attached to the freaking thing.

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The freaking thing is starting to move really fast.

Underwater.

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… Theo doesn't need to breathe.

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Water resistance at over a hundred kilometres per hour might be a problem, though.

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He's past the forcefield and digging his way in so he's not totally in the path of the water. It might be, but he has a hold on Sin with his blades and is digging in.

Plus he can crouch in, make himself flatter against Sin and hold on better, being annoyingly indestructible and getting out of the path of the water resistance.

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Yep, that he can do.

And after digging in enough, the resistance is suddenly gone. As if Sin is—hollow.

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– Okay he has no idea why that'd be but he wants to know what is inside if not more of Sin, so he keeps digging to enlarge the hole and narrows himself down somewhat to get in.

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Sky.

It's the first thing he notices. The inside of Sin contains the sky. Clouds, beautiful clouds, blue skies, and pyreflies, flying in all directions.

The inside is definitely bigger than the outside.

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… He's really not used to this magic system yet.

Is there anything like civilization? Presumably there is a ground. Is he somehow back outside Sin just a bit displaced, does the sky have a sun, is it raining anywhere in sight, can he still see walls or have they disappeared, what.

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There isn't anything like a sun—just a vague glow present everywhere, possibly coming from the pyreflies. There is not a ground anywhere that he can see, but the clouds are occluding enough that that doesn't mean much—there is a carpet of them extending in all directions below him.

Behind him, there is a glowing ball of light, marking the exact spot through which he came. It's not embedded on anything, certainly nothing like a wall, and in fact walls don't seem to be present at all, either.

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He can put his hand over to the side of the glowing ball? How big is it, can he put his arm around it? Because. That's weird.

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It is exactly as large as the hole he made into Sin.

It is, in fact, the hole he made into Sin. Or its representation in this weird place.

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He thinks, at the risk of getting himself trapped in here for a while, that he will leave this hole.

He will, however, try to create something to place around the weird ball, and to place through it, in case this means it won't disappear. Something red, and green, and why not chartreuse, let's make it hopefully searingly bright and also glow-in-the-dark in places so he won't lose it if all the lights go out.

Can he attach stuff to the ball? He really hopes he can.

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It's... not a ball. It's a hole. He cannot attach things to a lack of a thing.

(The facts that the hole is emitting light and that he can go through it no matter which direction he's coming from are immaterial.)

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He can poke something through it and presumably get back to where he was going through Sin, right? So he can spend time digging another route through and hopefully get another hole in midair somewhere else nearby and then thread something through it.

Or does this not work for some reason?

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It is not super easy to do. Sin is thick and pretty durable.

But it works. Except the inside is much larger than the outside, and so is the distance between the holes' respective glowing balls of light.

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Can he see the other glowing ball? Because so long as it's not literal miles away he can do a really huge hoop between it and then conveniently he can make two visible random things in midair.

If it's literal miles then he might have a problem.

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It... might be about one literal mile? Bit more maybe?

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… Can he dig a hole closer? He will be very careful and try not to collapse his two current holes together.

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Yes he can.

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Presumably it is not 'a few feet' in terms of how close it is, is it?

He's just gonna attach the thing through Sin's flesh on the other side of the first hole. That sounds easier.

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Not 'a few feet,' no. Attaching something hook-like to Sin's skin works, though.

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Wonderful. Then he gets the ugly bright fluorescent tapestry thing or whatever and attaches it all together and he has a nice little bright colorful hole in the sky.

Nothing conveniently interesting has appeared while he's been doing this, has it?

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It has probably been a few hours, at this point, but no, actually, the sky is still sky-like with lots of pretty pyreflies and nothing at all seems to be going on there.

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Do the pyreflies do much if he goes to touch them?

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They react to his presence by twirling around his hand a bit and glowing pretty rainbow colours before moving on.

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He looks around himself at the distance he'd have to traverse to cover this whole space – that is, he cannot see walls and walls don't seem to be around for where Sin's edge is – and decides it is ridiculous.

He'll fly upwards a bit, keeping track of where he came in, and try looking for– well, anything that is not clouds or pyreflies or produced by him.

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The clouds extend quite a-ways in all directions.

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… He might be better off trying to go back and report this information rather than getting lost for potentially a century or something stupid like that.

The cloud beneath him, though, being all carpety and whatever. He's gonna check that first, move back over to his original spot with the glowing 'ball' of 'light', then go downwards from there through and into the cloud.

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Cloud cloud cloud cloud—

—water! With mist rolling around it and various symbols (reminiscent of those he's seen in Yevonite temples) glowing on its surface.

And, in the distance: something that looks like the ruins of a temple.

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– Is the cloud magical, by any chance? How about the water?

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They're magical, yep.

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Any convenient landmarks nearby?

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Other than the ruins? Not really.

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So he's just going to make a balloon here. From the air. Very red. Have it a good density so it can probably float for a while. Then one over there. And a third over here.

The ruins aren't too far but he wants to know what direction he should go in. This solution should be better than losing track of here totally. Probably.

Then he sets off for the temple.

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...distance is weird. The temple gets closer, but not as fast as it by rights ought to. There is a set of stairs up into it, and it's strangely difficult to understand how many steps it has.

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Well. He is not super happy about this but so long as he can see his balloons if he looks back when he's about a third, a half of the way there, he will continue onwards.

He's going to fly up the steps unless there is some other issue with that.

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Doesn't seem to but then his vision gets—

—weird—

—and it's not a temple anymore, the stairs lead to a platform, beyond which there is a city.

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He stops.

Is there still a set of steps to walk back down, should he so choose? Because he will if so. Just to check it's two-way.

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There is!

...it seems to break off into the untold depths, from where he's standing.

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Okay, well, he will land and walk back down. He can drop into the untold depths if in fact present and not just an illusion and then he can fly back up.

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—weird vision—

—steps down from the temple.

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Okay, well, back up and to the city it is.

He doesn't like the weird vision effect. It's annoying.

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The city also extends as far as the eye can see. There are lights, but no people. Looking at it is also weird, and feels like looking into a mirage, or the water, or hot air, with occasional ripples the eye can't really see when he focuses.

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He sorta likes the color scheme? But he's a bit confused by the lack of people.

Can he go up to one of the buildings and poke it? He dislikes the mirage feeling.

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Yeah it's all pretty solid.

And pretty tall. From the ground up, the tallest buildings are skyscraper-height.

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… If he flies up a bit and pokes somewhere higher up, also solid?

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Yup. All very solid.

The inside of the buildings, though... is a bit less defined.

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… He hopes nobody minds if he turns the glass of a window to air.

Assuming he can. Assuming it's non-magical.

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It's very magical.

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Any doors?

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Locked. Magical.

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… Can he use a sharp blade, again, perchance?

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Sure!

The other side of the door looks like what someone dreaming the inside of a building might be.

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… Are things still pokeably solid?

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Kiiiinda. They're solid but they're not necessarily where it looks like they are. It's all very optical illusion-y.

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Okay. He's gonna back away from the building, then, and keep note of where he started – is it obvious and noticeable or should he build something to mark it?

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It is pretty noticeable!

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He is going to put a small red cube next to it anyway! Just so he knows that it's the right noticeable exit!

Then he'll continue onwards. Any people?

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Nnnope.

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Any interesting buildings that look slightly less dream-like or whatever on close inspection? Or perhaps interesting buildings that do look dream-like but that might be interesting on the outside anyway?

Anything written?

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Nothing written, no interesting buildings.

In fact, the farther he goes, the more dreamlike the whole city becomes.

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Does the city spread outwards from the platform, or is it all conveniently on one side of the platform? Because he will go explore this way for a while and then he will go try back the opposite way if this side gets too weird.

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It is all conveniently on one side of the platform!

Actually, the platform was on the edge of a circle that is the city, the centre of which he's been going towards.

There... might be something there.

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… He'll keep going, then!

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Yup. There is definitely something. The something is a stone circle, staying still in the air even though there's nothing to hold it there.

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If he pokes it?

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It is very solid!

And there's a man standing there, now, with his arms folded and his back to Theo. He wasn't there a second ago, but he didn't really appear. It's more like he'd always been there, but Theo hadn't noticed. The man is shirtless and barefoot, and his stance fails to hide the armour covering his left arm.

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"… Hi there."

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The man turns around to face Theo, revealing a muscled chest tattooed with a symbol that looks exactly like one Theo's seen on Tidus' shorts.

"Who're you?" the man asks, looking confused.

He does not remark on Theo's nudity.

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"Theo," he responds. "Who are you?"

He makes no comment on the other guy's (half-)nudity, either!

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He raises a hand to the back of his head and scratches it. "Sin, I guess."

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"… And why are you Sin?"

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He shrugs. "How it works. Someone has to be."

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"Couldn't there just be nobody who is Sin?"

If he tries to turn a piece of the man's clothing blue, does anything happen? What about a piece of his skin, change the color briefly.

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Nothing happens. Man's as magical as the rest of the place.

"Ain't that a thought. If you figure out a way to do it, be sure n' tell me. I had a friend once who... Nah."

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"– I assume you don't want to be Sin, then?"

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"Farplane, no. Who'd want something like that?"

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"I didn't realize there was anyone to want or not want it."

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"Yeah, guess no one does. I didn't, before. Well."

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"Well?"

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"Before I became Sin."

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"I am missing lots and lots of details on the process here? How did you become Sin, why are you Sin and yet not able to stop it…?"

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"I don't really know what happened. I thought we were gonna kill Sin. Then I died. Then I fought Sin. Then I was Sin."

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"… I don't understand what it means to 'be Sin'. You don't look particularly Sin-like, nor do you seem like you actively want to hurt people?"

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"Well, not right now. But sometimes I do, n' that's part of it. Sometimes I get enough control, and I can steer a little. Away from bigger places, with more people, when I can."

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"Oh, you're under occasional mind-control to go kill people. Wonderful." Sigh. "Are you trapped on that thing?"

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"Yeah."

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"Do you think I might be able to get you off it?"

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"Are you an aeon?"

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"No? At least not in the regular way." He turns some of the skin on his hand blue, then holds up his blade again. "Made this, though."

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"Don't think you can help, then."

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He shrugs. "Anything I can do to help in the meantime?"

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"Well—how'd you get here?"

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"Broke through Sin's hide, y'see."

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"Damn. You must be tough. Uh, I don't know if that can help me, though. But maybe—you could help my son."

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"Your son? I haven't met many people here, yet, so I probably don't know him."

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"Probably," he admits, "but you could find him." He gestures at Theo's wings. "I tried to leave him with a friend and a friend's kid, but this thing's hard to steer. Now, I wasn't the best of fathers, I know that, but I really cared for him. Guess I just didn't know how to show it."

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"D'you have a name, or a description…? Any idea where I could find him?"

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"Tidus. He's blond, loud, cries a lot, thinks he can blitz. Last I saw 'im was at the Mushroom Rock, he was with a friend and another friend's kid, Auron and Kaede."

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"– Yeah, I know him. Them."

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That takes him aback. "You do? Damn, how is he? How are they? Did Auron tell them...?"

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"Auron's been silent about things, Tidus seems to be getting on okay, Kaede's good as far as I know? – I kind of lost track of them a few hours ago."

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"You were with them? ...was the Mushroom Rock thing a few hours ago? I don't really know how much time has passed, in here. Could be a second, could be an hour, could be a week."

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"I don't have a precise count, but… yeah, about that?"

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"So they're fine, then. That was a very stupid idea. These Al Bhed... Too smart for their own damn good."

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"It didn't do much damage? – I was a bit busy, couldn't survey how well it worked."

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"It did some damage. And if they try it again, Sin will kill them and destroy their machina."

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"… Do you have any idea how Sin comes back? Any useful information we could use against it?"

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"The Final Aeon. It becomes Sin, after killing it. And guess who the fayth for Braska's Final Aeon was?" He points a thumb to himself. "Killing Sin with the Final Aeon just makes it come back."

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"… This all continues to sound so wonderful," he comments. "Any pointers for how to kill it without the Final Aeon, by any chance?"

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He shrugs. "Auron was supposed to figure that one out. I was never the brains."

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"He has been rather quiet on the subject," responds Theo. "So– you were a fayth? … How were you a fayth and also Tidus's dad and know Auron?"

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He looks up at the sky and closes his eyes, putting both hands behind his head. "I washed up in Spira ten years ago. Don't know how. Was training in the sea, maybe got a bit too far, the waves took me. Next thing I knew I was in Bevelle. Then I met Braska and Auron." He smiles a little. "We were a mess. A drunkard, a renegade ex-Crusader, and a summoner who'd married an Al Bhed." He sighs, then looks at Theo again. "We reached Zanarkand. Thought we were gonna get this juiced up aeon, right? Some super powerful fayth. But there's no fayth, there. There's Lady Yunalesca, and she told us she'd turn one of us—Auron or me—into the Final Aeon."

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Pause. "Wasn't she around, uh, thousands of years ago?"

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"Like a thousand, yeah. You wouldn't know it by looking at her."

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"Do you know why she's doing that? Does she know that you then turn into Sin, do you know– anything about her motivations?"

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"I don't know. She didn't tell, and we didn't ask. Guessed we coulda figured it out, somehow. Fixed things. Heh. Didn't quite work out."

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Pause. "Would Sin die if you did, do you think?"

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"Probably. But then it'd just find some other poor sod to be."

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"– Even if there's no fayth, from the Final Summoning?"

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"I don't really know. Way above my pay grade."

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"I'll make sure to let Tidus know," he says. "When I'm out of here."

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"Thanks. And tell him—" Pause. "Nah, never mind."

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Headtilt. "No? Are you sure?"

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"Yeah. Should—just tell him when I see him."

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"… I'm not sure when you're expecting that to happen? In the Farplane?"

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"Maybe there. But I think I'll see him before."

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"While you're Sin?"

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"Yeah."

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"… Will you be able to tell him much when you see him? I didn't realize Sin could talk."

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"Sin can't. But they'll probably gonna come kill me. When they figure out how."

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"You'll be able to talk when they come kill you? – I didn't realize that happened with the Final Aeon and I don't know what else you'd be talking about, unless you mean them doing the same as I did?"

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"Yeah, after destroying the shell, they'll come here. And I might be here, might not. Depends on how long they take."

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"If you're sure," says Theo. "But it's kinda dangerous out there. I don't know if he'll be safe all the way."

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"There's nothing I can do about that. Sin kills. That's what it does."

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"I know, I just mean… He might not get to you for you to be able to tell him."

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He looks pensive for a moment, then says, "If it looks like I'm not gonna be able to... Tell him I'm sorry. And I'm proud of him." A soft chuckle escapes his lips. "And that he'd better stop all his crying."

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Theo smiles a bit.

Then he looks at his blade, and then he tries to decapitate Jecht.

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Jecht's hand is now holding the blade. He was fast enough Theo entirely missed the movement, if he had indeed moved and not merely teleported his arm to the appropriate position. He starts laughing. "Good try, kid. Not good enough."

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The blade is quite sharp. Is it digging in at all?

"Any pointers for next time?" he asks, seemingly unfazed.

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He managed to grab hold of the blade without its edge actually touching his skin.

"Be stronger, faster, more prepared, maybe with an aeon or two. And be happy Sin is tired. I coulda killed you with a sneeze."

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Theo raises an eyebrow. "I'll try."

Can he pull his blade back? Or is he just gonna have to detach it, he's not too opposed to that.

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Jecht lets go easily. "And if you'd killed me, what then? You coulda become Sin, and no one would tell my son, and then they'd have to come kill you instead."

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"… I am really not sure I'd be able to become Sin, and if that did in fact happen then it'd be pretty terrible? But yeah, I was more hoping that killing you without the Final Aeon would just end it."

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"Well. Come back later, when you can keep up, if you wanna take the risk."

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"Mm," he responds, then flies away.

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Jecht disappears before Theo's too far.

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Weird.

Theo continues towards the platform he first came to in this city.

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It's just where he left it.

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Before he goes down the steps, he flies up into the air again.

Anything interesting or noteworthy around? Something that looks like it might be useful to go look at, not Tidus's dad?

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Not before he reaches the carpet of clouds.

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He'll try going through the carpet of clouds this time, instead of down the steps. See if it's a localized illusion or if he's being transported somewhere else when he goes up and down them.

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The space above the clouds looks much the same everywhere.

The sphere of light marking the place he came from is nowhere visible, though.

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He'll go back down, then, and down the stairs, and look for a balloon.

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There's one!

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Over to the balloon he'll go.

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And then there's the next balloon, and the next, and eventually there are no more balloons.

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Weird distance effect.

He flies upwards and tries to find the shiny not-ball in the air.

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It is there.

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It's probably worth it for him to relay this information to them, give them more of an idea of the stuff behind this all.

He can always try breaking in some other time.

So he goes through the shiny not-ball.

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He exits Sin, and finds himself very high above the ocean, where the monster seems to be floating motionlessly. It's past midnight but how long is anyone's guess.

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Any land in sight?

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Land, no.

Lights, yes.

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He'll go towards the lights, then.

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They're bright enough they must be a city. They're bright enough they couldn't possibly be a city the size Spira has, if Luca is the continent's second largest one.

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… Curious.

Any signs saying where it might be? Large gardens for flying visitors saying 'welcome to not-Spira-ville' or anything convenient like that?

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He's not close enough to be able to see them if there were any. It's quite a ways off.

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He continues flying! He was getting bored of digging into Sin's flesh, then there was exploring around and trying not to lose track of the entrance, then there was Sin-incarnate-or-whatever, and so he's pretty happy just to fly through the air now.

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The air is significantly chillier than he's been thus far. One might even describe the wind as 'biting.'

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Fortunately it doesn't get too much worse than 'quite uncomfortable' for Theo, and he can heat up his skin as necessary to keep himself from feeling it quite so much.

Convenient powers, aren't they.

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Very convenient!

After somewhat less than half an hour flying, he can recognise the source of the lights as a city on an island.

...he can actually recognise the city, too. It's very similar to the one he was just in, inside Sin.

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He really hopes he isn't trapped inside some weird loop. Weird that this place doesn't have all the clouds, though.

He keeps flying.

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It becomes soon clear that this version of the city has actual people in it, if not a lot of them due to the lateness of the hour.

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Huh. Mmmaybe Luca is just a distant second to the continent's largest city.

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The continent doesn't seem to be anywhere near, either. It's just the city, spanning the entirety of the island.

And no one shoots at him when he gets close enough.

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How polite! … Sort of.

Do they notice him? Because he'd really like to talk to someone if anyone seems inclined to talk to the weird winged stranger.

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If he gets close enough that people can talk to him they will. A couple of clubgoers stop to stare.

"Whoa, dude! You got wings! Are you, like, a fiend?" says one.

He might be slightly inebriated.

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Oh! Of course he's inebriated, these must be the… night animals or whatever.

"More like an aeon," he responds, then flies off to try finding someone… less inebriated.

It's probably going to be tough. Ugh.

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There aren't very many people. And the city is definitely... different... from what one would expect of a Spiran city. It's got lots of lights and machina everywhere, some gigantic arcs of water arcing around the city. Water seems to be a big theme, here, and even though there aren't a lot of people on the streets there are bars and clubs and restaurants and other entertainment venues going strong.

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Hm. Unfortunately he does not have any cash on him right now, because all his money got burnt and shredded when he lost his clothes – which he replaced before he got here, he's not gonna test the public nudity laws – and so his first idea of seeing if the currency is the same and then paying someone for their time is probably not going to work.

Are there travel bureaus? He's guessing not, but it sure would be convenient.

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Nope!

But there is someone in a uniform there. "Halt!"

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He stops and turns to look at them. "Uh, hi there?"

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She is pointing a rifle at him. "...are you not a fiend?"

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"… I am not a fiend," he responds. "I'm a visitor from kinda really far away?"

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She lowers her weapon. "Where?"

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"I don't think you've heard of it, but it's in heaven. Not very easy to get to."

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"Oh." She looks a bit disconcerted, not really knowing what to do. "Well, welcome to Zanarkand, and be careful, it's late and people might confuse you for a fiend and attack."

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"… I'll probably be okay if they do attack me, anyway, but– this is Zanarkand?" Blink. "I guess that makes sense. Uh. Do you know anything about recent disappearances?"

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She furrows her eyebrows. "No more than the usual...?"

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"A few people popped up, probably not all that far away, in Spira?"

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"...what's Spira?"

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"Continent probably not all that far away from here. But they don't know about you properly and I don't think you know about them."

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"No, I don't think so. I've never heard of it, anyway."

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Nod. "Do you know anything about Sin?"

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"Umm, I'm not really religious."

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"Nor me – homophone with a proper noun, never mind. Thanks for your help, anyway."

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"You're welcome, I guess. And, ah, cool wings, by the way."

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"Thanks," he says, and then he goes to find out if there's any construction work.

At least until the morning, when he can sell some stuff in a market and look for some interesting tech and then try to find where he is in relation to the mainland.

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There is absolutely no construction work anywhere.

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… No repairs, either?

Does it look like there are any hospitals, then?

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No repairs.

Some hospitals.

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He'll go to one of them. See if they have any need for a medical Changer – yes, he can explain his powers, yes, he realizes that he's some stranger with magic powers. Any chance they want him to help anyway?

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After he demonstrates his abilities, sure!

Except he's apparently unable to demonstrate his abilities on anyone, there.

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… And the wall? Can he make a bit of the wall blue, or change a small bit of the fabric on someone's clothes to be blue?

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He cannot. People are starting to question his claims about his powers.

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"You all seem to be magical," he says, turning a bit of air into cloud fluff. "I can do it to non-magical things?"

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The nurse who's dealing with him blinks. "Huh?"

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"I have no idea why you would all be magical, because the people from Spira are not, and I can modify non-magical things. Such as air. Or this."

He turns the cloud-fluff into a small wooden marble.

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"What's Spira? And if you can make stuff appear out of thin air that's still useful."

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"Spira is a place, probably nearby-ish. And I can, it's still useful, but – you're all magical, the walls are magical, your clothing is magical, and I don't see why that would be the case."

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"I don't feel all that magical."

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"And I don't know why you would be anyway? You seem to be functioning just like the other people I met, it's not something about this whole world or something." He shrugs. "Is there anything you need me to conjure, then, because I can probably do it – kinda slowly – if I know what I'm conjuring."

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So he instructs Theo on what kinds of things he could conjure that would help. Some them are too complex.

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Theo can conjure things like drugs just fine, though, so long he's familiar with them! Electronics, unfortunately not. He doesn't have a good enough handle on the intricacies to be able to do it.

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Ooh okay yes he can help a lot will he be wanting payment?

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It would be appreciated but he's at least willing to do it for cheap.

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Cheap works, they can definitely pay him cheap for this motherlode he's dropping on them.

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How long do they want him doing this for? Will he run out of stuff to do pretty shortly or will he have to stop them early?

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...they're not gonna ask him to stop providing them with medicine, markets be damned.

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He'd rather do a variety to keep them stocked for a while, instead of just flooding them with just one type, if possible. But he's not going to be providing them with super huge quantities because he's relatively – in comparison to a demon – limited in how quickly he can produce the stuff and also he has other things to do.

But they can get quite a lot.

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Quite a lot is about as much as they want, yes.

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Then he will ask for payment and leave.

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They will pay him and wave and be very very happy.

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He waves back. Such polite people, didn't even collectively try to shoot him with their totally understandable automated fiend defenses.

It should be approximately morning by now! Are there any markets? Any technology around that he might possibly be able to buy with his new money?

He's not sure how expensive drugs are here. He hopes he has enough for some things, and he supposes he can always trade for more if he needs it.

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It turns out things are actually very cheap in Zanarkand, generally. The words "post scarcity" might come to mind: people work on developing things and doing art and keeping society running and most menial jobs are automated.

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Oh, that's neat! Sort of. Extremely jarring with how the rest of the place is.

He'd like some technology, please, probably. What do they have, anything interesting?

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They don't exactly have a list of what needs or wants someone who isn't from a basically post-scarce machina city/country might have.

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… Do they have anything on display, though? He's not super sure what tech level they're from and he's assuming they don't have weapons, but do they have general purpose computing or perhaps defenses of some kind or – even phones, like, they lacked, totally, long-distance communication. Walkie-talkies more like, since, lack of cell towers, but still.

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...of course they have weapons, what kind of barbarians does he think they are?

They have computers of a sort, perhaps not as advanced as those Theo is used to, but they also have pretty good AI. And yes, they have phones, what in Zanarkand are cell phone towers and why would you need them to call people?

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Cell phone towers are used for if your phones have to be able to function over rather long distances, but they apparently don't have these here. The pretty good AI sounds interesting, and he's curious what the range is on the phones if they have tested that, and also– never mind, he was sort of assuming weird things, can he buy weapons or does he need some sort of permit?

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Just what kind of—whatever. Yes, he does need a permit. And their phones work pretty well from anywhere in Zanarkand to anywhere else.

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He's assuming that's to mean they haven't probed the actual boundaries, they've just ensured they work well enough for their purposes. Which works, that's fine.

Okay, well, he'd like a couple of phones – maybe a few if they're not too bulky – and a computer with the good AI if he can get all that with his money. Then if they could direct him to where he could get a permit or information for what he needs for a permit, that'd be wonderful.

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Phones are pretty and small and thin and Aesthetic and available. He is going to need to be more specific about what kind of AI he wants, it's not like they've cracked general intelligence yet. As for the permit, he needs to go to this building and file a request.

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He doesn't know what sorts of AI there is available. Any that are good at predicting attack patterns or projectile movements or… something?

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Kinda to the first, yes to the second.

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Does he need a weapon license for one of those, then, or can he just get one anyway?

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He does not need a licence for that, no. But he does not have enough money for it anyway.

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… So is there any chance any of them happen to want gold or gems or something? Jewelry?

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Can he make them into pretty things?

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He can in fact make various things of jewelry, yes, or he can 'carve' or 'sculpt' the gems or gold or whatever into pretty things, but he's not super artistically inclined so if they could, like, suggest pretty things that they'd want to buy that would be appreciated?

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Well they need to be original pretty things, if they're like the pretty things other people make then people can just buy them off other people.

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So they continue to not be materially scarce, okay, got it.

Anyone know about things like drugs where there might be supply and demand? Not recreational ones, please – valid choices like selling to hospitals, that sort of thing. He can make things if he can picture them. Not technology. If people have blueprints and want buildings – he's assuming not, since there's no construction – or if people want him to help them sculpt something with more ease or something like that, he can do that?

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...what's wrong with recreational drugs?

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He's personally not a fan of them. In societies less– material-scarcity than this, they often result in people getting addicted and/or abusing them. He'd rather use that as a fallback if they're really sure there are no other things, and he's pretty sure there are other things he could do, seeing as how he was able to help the hospital.

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People are very confused about this 'addicted' or 'abusing' thing, like, how is that anyone's problem, how is it any different than video games...? And yeah there are other things but like drugs in general aren't super easy to make so he could make them and that'd be cool.

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… He'd like to know more about what drugs they have and what side effects there are before he decides to make them, and he's still not super happy about doing it.

He might go talk to some sort of authority in the city to check this information.

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They have a much larger range of recreational drugs than Theo is used to, including lots of versions of drugs he knows sans terrible side effects like "it is possible you will die randomly when you use it for the first time" or "this will slowly destroy your airways."

The authorities are as baffled as the general citizenry by his reticence to provide recreational drugs.

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… He's not sure he can actually verify that these drugs are as described without side effects, so he thinks he'd like to stay away from them for now. Let's just say he has a history with them being of much lower quality and with horrible side effects and he is not sure how to confirm these are of higher quality, plus he does not consider them anywhere near immediately necessary unlike the drugs for the hospital.

Are the weapons within his budget, assuming he gets a license, or should he try to sort out some other way of making money before he sets himself too much on that path?

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Anyone he talks to is very bewildered by his stance towards recreational drugs but yes he can go sell exclusively non-recreational drugs for the hospital if he's so strongly against people having fun.

He will not get a licence today, it will take a few weeks, there are hundreds of thousands of people in Zanarkand.

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Oh. Lots of people. Fun.

Doesn't matter too much, then, he'll probably just leave here soon-ish and hope he's able to return when he next tries.

Does it seem like he'll be able to get anything useful out of here in the next day or two, if he tries to find some sort of job? Is it plausible he'd get enough money to buy the AI…?

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Unless he goes the artistic way and creates very pretty and original things or provides other forms of unique entertainment it is very unlikely he will get enough money for a good enough AI system.

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He is nnnot particularly artistic, unfortunately, and is probably unlikely to remember any statues or anything in sufficient detail to get them looking pretty.

This is… extremely annoying. It feels like such a pathetic failure to be unable to produce artwork that could get him something that could end up being useful against Sin. Especially when he has a whole other world to cheat from by using stuff from there.

He can do some pretty necklaces? With some designs and patterns on them? But he really doubts they're 'pretty' and 'original' and he feels like he is failing to be a 'proper' angel here, ugh.

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They will still pay him for his drugs, though (is he sure he doesn't want to do recreational? like, why, what does he have against harmless fun?), and some people suggest there might be some artists who would pay him to save them the time needed to actually put the image in their mind's eye to reality (kinda hard to do when apparently literally everything in Zanarkand other than the water and the air are magical).

Someone makes a pass at him, mentioning he's pretty (and exotic) enough to do sex work.

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Pause.

He hadn't actually considered that before but if the rates are relatively good then he might actually be up for doing that.

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In a society where the only scarce resource is time and people mostly do things they find personally fulfilling, sex work actually pays rather well, especially with the cool wing aesthetic going on.

(So does he wanna go out with the person or...?)

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You know what, he actually does!

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Oh cool! They weren't expecting that to work. What does Theo like to do?

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He likes a lot of things! He hasn't seen a whole lot of the local architecture in-depth, though, and he doesn't know much about the history of the place, so if they want to go walk through a park or look at some pretty buildings – probably not a museum, but maybe a museum – that could be fun…

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Yep they can totally do that look this is Zanarkand architecture it is very pretty there is lots of water wanna make out?

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Oh, you know what, he does! Keep in mind he's a visitor and all so he might not be used to the local customs and also might be gone shortly.

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Well they don't actually want to, like, be with Theo, he's pretty and nice but they have a spouse and two partners and aren't looking for anything longer term at the moment.

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Oh, he didn't realize they did polyamory locally! He was mainly just saying that as a disclaimer.

Presumably the person's other partners will not be annoyed by this interaction? Theo would hate to be involved in something.

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Nah their arrangement's pretty open to this.

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How wonderful.

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It is!

...so would Theo like to go somewhere more private maybe?

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He would!

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Ooh!

Apparently Zanarkand has some places that are like hotels but you only stay for a few hours and they're meant for people to have a private time together, isn't that grand?

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It is actually rather grand.

Fun times can be had.

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They can! The room is very nicely equipped with a TV and various videos, large mirrors, various toys, various types of contraceptives, various drugs and other stimulants...

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Well. They'll have to try a few of those out then.

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Cool! Fun times are had.

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And then there's time for cleanup and Theo thanks the person for the suggestion and if that's all…? He will look into things.

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Yep, the person liked it a lot, here's their number, if Theo wants to have some more fun some other day.

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Theo also enjoyed it, thanks. Here's what his number apparently is – and he will maybe see them some other day.

Off to find out about sex work.

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There are places for this! Brothels of several kinds, and phone or their equivalent of email lists and their equivalent of websites where people can browse stuff and look for people who satisfy their interests, and more amateurish shows, and lots of places can inform him of the intricacies of each kind, and what contracts he has to sign, and stuff about consent, and all that.

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Well, he'd like to gather information on everything first, that sounds like a useful first step especially seeing as he's in a foreign culture. If there's nothing supremely shocking in any of that he will look into… probably one of the sites, if it looks like he might get responses relatively quickly, or alternatively one of the brothels.

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Zanarkand continues to be implausibly utopic for a city that has managed to spend who-knows-how-long without contacting the rest of the world. Brothels in general require him to sign a contract that defines "consent" pretty thoroughly and takes responsibility for any customers that might break these definitions, and receives a fixed percentage of everything the worker might earn. There are some more specialised brothels for specific kinks, and those have extra clauses where needed in the contract. Customers also have to sign a similar contract before engaging, and this is treated casually enough that one could infer it's already very deeply seeped into general culture. Similar arrangements exist for other forms of sex work and work-that-is-not-technically-sex-work-but-is-somewhat-related such as stripping.

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Well he has wings, so he might need to go to one of the more specialized brothels, but he can confirm that with them instead of just making assumptions.

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Most brothels would be delighted to have him on the theory that most people wouldn't find the wings actively off-putting and it might attract some more business.

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Oh, that's nice. He looks for one of the, uh, nicer ones, seeing as there is apparently demand. He's interested in this idea, especially if it seems like it could net him some money.

Perhaps he'd make more by producing recreational drugs. Perhaps he will at some point. He's still not super sure about that idea.

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It depends on his output, but given the exotic factor, at least for the short term doing sex work is actually more profitable.

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His output is decent, and for the short term that sounds useful!

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Then he will make a profit!

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How much of this will he have to do to get the projectile AI thing?

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Depends on how many customers he gets and how long he spends with each of them. He will be spoilt for choice, though.

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He can do pretty well, then.

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Depending on how much he charges (between supply vs. demand and the market prices) he will be able to get enough to purchase a very simple AI system that does the things he wants them to do in perhaps a couple of days.

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He will take breaks, of course, but he doesn't have to sleep and he doesn't really need to eat and he's quite able to go for a while and will try to charge some amount that doesn't make people choose 'no' while still being probably quite a bit above market price, so he will in fact have the money in a couple of days, ish.

Could he get the very simple AI system, then? He's assuming it'd be quite a bit more to get a less-simple AI system and he's not sure if he could come back to get it upgraded nor how much he should be treating it with personhood (he's assuming not much or at all but he'd like to check?) so he would like to find out more if possible.

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It is not an AGI, no, it is just a thing that is very good at the very specific task it does, like Deep Blue's successors were at chess.

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Well that's nice. He'd like one for projectile tracking, then, and if there are standard add-ons or something he's curious if he can get an upgrade from that and how much it'd cost. If it's a custom order thing, that's fine, projectile tracking and/or combat prediction, whatever is in his price range, would be nice.

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Well you don't need an AI to track projectiles, physics is deterministic and that's just a calculation. Something customised to do combat prediction would be a few orders of magnitude more expensive than that. Does he have anything more specific in mind that he wants?

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He doesn't, actually? He wants something that might be of use in a low-tech battle against a huge sort-of-a-fiend that's terrorizing a nearby continent they have probably not heard of and 'projectile tracking' and 'combat prediction' came to his mind as the main ways he could do that, or alternatively by getting weapons, but he needs a permit for the weapons.

He hasn't watched all that many shows about battles or war or anything and he's never been in one, so he doesn't actually know what sorts of things are required. He's hoping he can come back later but he's not sure.

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Hmm, giant monster... What can the giant monster do, exactly?

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Ranged attacks, but this one apparently specializes in gravity wells? It's quite thick, it seems to be able to do a relatively strong skin-tight forcefield or alternatively a larger one that just vaporizes things.

It's really big. It is, for some reason, bigger on the inside, and it targets places on the continent that have and use technology.

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Right but how large is the monster, how ranged is ranged, how do these gravity wells work?

And honestly the rest of this description sounds terrifying how did this monster never come to Zanarkand?

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… He's pretty sure it did in fact come to Zanarkand, at least once? Not as often as he would expect, seeing as how technological this place is, but, someone he knows remembers being from here and was in fact attacked by it here? The someone he knows being called Tidus, apparently quite a good Blitzball player, son of Jecht?

He can give details on how large it is, he's relatively good at eyeballing sizes, and he can give a low-bound estimate for the range based on what he saw, but he doesn't really have much information on the gravity wells.

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Nope. They've never heard of a Tidus or a Jecht who play Blitzball, were they maybe from some small team?

Anyway it doesn't sound like an AI is gonna cut it, here, unless it's one of the military-grade ones meant to deal with fiends, juiced up. It'd need to be custom-built. It'd be very expensive. People would be very excited to work on this.

(Also Zanarkand's currency happens to be the same as Spiran currency, who'da thunk.)

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(Ugh. That just makes it even worse that he lost his money in the stupid forcefield. He doesn't really want to counterfeit to get it back because he expects they have measures against that.)

Unfortunately he does not think he has enough money. He is pretty sure Tidus was not from a small Blitzball team, he seemed quite good and was quite proud of himself, but he supposes that is not exactly perfect evidence so if he's not been heard of, Theo supposes Tidus was not as well-known a player as he suggested.

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Yeah maybe. Well no one remembers any giant monsters anyway, and from what he described it'd probably be a pretty memorable event?

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It would! They haven't by any chance noticed any weird discrepancies with local maps or missing chunks of land where people expected there to be some land, have there? He's not quite sure how local magic works but is 'making a whole population forget about a chunk of land and people' doable, d'you think?

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No, and prrrobably not? Mind magic doesn't really exist.

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People who suddenly can't remember their parents? Find they have suspiciously few friends for how outgoing they tend to be, any sorts of weird discrepancies?

He's not sure you're the right person to ask but it's possible you've heard things.

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Nah, not heard anything weird like that.

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Well okay then.

Unfortunately he's probably just going to go get the basic projectile tracker thing, if he can get a computer that does that, and depending on how much it eats into his funds he might get a few of them.

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It eats enough into it he cannot buy more than one.

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He'll buy the one and look around for anything else that could be useful. Magic clothing or something he could hand out to someone, something defensive? If it can absorb damage of some kind or helps with movement speed or something, that'd be neat. It'd be cool if he could get some adapted for his wings, too, but he's not sure he is going to get any. He wants to find out if it's doable anyway.

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There isn't much to do with combat around, Zanarkand is a pretty peaceful place.

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Nothing to do with speed bonuses, either? He'd sort of expect something would be invented for, like, ice skating or something. Being more graceful, being able to do things faster, making people do better than they would unaided.

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They don't have a lot of magic, really.

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Well, if it'd take him a few weeks to get weapons, separately from all these other things, he probably will not wait here for very long, especially since he'd need to take the training courses on using the weapon, probably, not just pass some quick test.

He thinks he will go back. He thanks the person for their input and the purchase, anyway.

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He's very welcome.

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Then he will take for the air with his purchases – the phones and the projectile prediction system – and see if he can spot a continent from over here.

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Continent: is not visible.

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He will pick a direction to fly in, in that case, and go that way. For about twenty minutes, or until he reaches a continent.

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There does not seem to be a continent twenty minutes away in that direction.

Also it's getting really cold.

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… Does it get dramatically colder if he continues for another ten minutes?

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Yes.

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He will try the opposite direction seeing as how it wasn't quite this cold in Spira.

Flying for hours will be boring but he can just keep watch on the water zipping by below him.

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It does get less cold.

It might take several hours.

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Ugh.

Yay water.

At least he doesn't get too hungry. Perhaps he'll go swimming for a bit or, like, something, as an extremely slow change of pace. On second thoughts, no, he'd rather get it over with. Flying all the way it is.

He hopes the continent isn't too small.

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...hours. Gosh, Sin must be really fast.

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Yes it really must be.

He tries to keep track of where the other Zanarkand – magic Zanarkand? – was, but it's quite a distance.

Maybe he should have looked into getting a boat or GPS or something. Not that they probably have it.

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It's night, now.

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… He'll keep going, more slowly, looking at the horizon carefully.

He doesn't want to miss it.

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When it comes to distances proportional to continents, he could spend quite a while at that.

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Unfortunately so.

He might slow down a bit and sort-of wait for sunrise. He didn't notice the temperature being extremely different, only slightly colder, in magic-Zanarkand in comparison to Spira, so he's probably going in the right direction by going probably-south, but he's not going to be able to see things if they're at the edge of his line of sight and he doesn't want to overshoot.

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Morning.

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Still can't see anything?

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No—oh wait is that land?

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It might be! It might not be! He'll fly towards it anyway!

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It is! It is an island.

And look more islands there.

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That's– probably a good sign! Any sign of people…?

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Nope, just islands.

 

 

 

Oh and ruins.

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Yay ruins. He'll keep flying this direction.

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More sea for a while.

Then lots of ruins.

Lots of ruins. Looking very much like what Zanarkand would look like had it been destroyed a thousand years ago.

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Oh he's at old Zanarkand yay he hopes he doesn't get attemptedly faythed by Lady Yunalesca's undying spirit wouldn't that just be so much fun.

He keeps flying, taking note of his less-blue surroundings.

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Zanarkand: was a pretty big city.

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He's been flying for hours already. He thinks he can cope flying some extra distance over a city.

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The city looks a lot like the one he just visited—same buildings, same streets, same size.

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If he sees any people or movement he might investigate. Otherwise, he thinks he'll avoid the place that people think is very creepy and which contains at least one weird undead that can do relatively strong magic.

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People!

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What do they look like? Rotting corpses, vague shadows, or like actual regular people with whom he could possibly interact?

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They look very transparent!

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… He is curious about them and assumes they are some form of not-actually-dead.

Do they do anything if he approaches?

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Not especially.

There aren't exactly many people, either. He can see a couple here, a trio over there...

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If he goes up to a couple of them? Do they greet him, ignore him…?

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They ignore him.

Two of them, dressed very similarly to Crusaders, stop a ways from him. One of them says to the other: "If it might benefit the future of Spira, I will gladly give my life. It is the highest honor for which a guardian might ask. Use my life, Lady Yocun, and rid Spira of Sin."

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Oh, fun. What about if he tries talking to them? "Hello."

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Nope. They walk right past—through—him, and disappear.

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Okay, well, he'll try a few other transparent people.

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There is a blue-haired boy with purple eyes and very long hands and a pretty normal-looking woman with brown hair.

"No! Mother, no! I don't want you to become a fayth!" the boy cries.

"There is no other way," the woman explains. "Use me and defeat Sin. Only then will the people accept you."

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… Do they also not respond if he tries to talk to them? If not, he'll try another set, and if they're talking about sacrificing themselves to defeat Sin then he will assume they are all ghosts left after Lady Yunalesca is done with them.

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They don't respond either.

The next set... is awfully familiar.

"Hey, Braska. You don't have to do this."

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"Thank you for your concern," says another man.

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He was actually thinking of looking for this set next but he expected it would take him a while.

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"Fine. I said my piece."

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"Well, I haven't! Lord Braska, let us go back! I don't want to see you... die!" says someone who is probably a young Auron.

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"You knew this was to happen, my friend."

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Joy of joys.

Does Braska look like a dick? He doesn't expect that bad parents are necessarily physically identifiable, but he's curious if he does anyway.

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"But I... I cannot accept it!" exclaims Auron.

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"Auron, I am honored that you care for me so. But I have come to kill grief itself. I will defeat Sin, and lift the veil of sorrow covering Spira. Please understand."

Any resemblance between him and genitalia is mere coincidence.

 

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Well he's at least theatrical? That's, uh, nice or something.

No response if he speaks, presumably. "Testing," he sighs.

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Nope, no response. They walk through Theo...

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...and a transparent boy is occupying the space they were. "You don't belong here."

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Hm. That sounds like it's directed at him. "You might need to be more specific."

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"You're not with your summoner."

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"I am also not a guardian, though. Nor am I, like, mortal?"

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"You are a guardian. You were made a guardian."

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He pauses. "That off-hand thing he said about me being fine means I'm his guardian?"

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"It wasn't off-hand. He meant it."

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"I'm sure he – wait, no, she? – I'm sure they did, but it was very brief and people seemed to consider it a very important thing and I wasn't expecting it to be something I could have missed."

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"It's a bond between a summoner and someone else. Did you desire to protect him?"

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"Yes? But in a more general 'this is a person and oh my fuck Sin and he seems like he's actually doing something about it and also was my literal summoner' kind of way! Does this have repercussions. Am I disallowed places because I'm magically– their guardian?"

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"You followed him and protected him on the Mi'ihen Highroad. You helped her and sought her out on the Mushroom Rock Road. You are planning on returning to him to tell him of your findings." He shakes his head. "You are his guardian. You can go wherever he goes."

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"Oh, so you saying I don't belong here was just a statement, not a threat?"

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"Yes. But you shouldn't tell him about what you saw."

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"… About the fact that I saw where Tidus is presumably from and nobody remembered him nor remembered the recent attack nor anything, or about how Jecht is inside Sin and a guardian will get screwed over to become the next controller, or what. And why."

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"You shouldn't tell him about Zanarkand. It'll make him... hesitate."

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"… Because Zanarkand will somehow be impacted by Sin disappearing?" asks Theo. "Does this happen to, by any chance, have anything to do with them all being magic because seriously that would fucking suck."

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The kid remains silent.

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"Wonderful," he sighs. "So, who are you?"

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"I am a fayth."

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"… I thought they were all statues and only summoners could interact with them in the cloister things. Or, like, Jecht, but I don't think most people know about fayth-turned-Sin-controller."

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"The statues are connected to us, and they're where we sleep. We're not limited to them, and Zanarkand has enough pyreflies other people can see us." And indeed there are as many pyreflies flying around the skies and floating from the ground as there were inside Sin.

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"Well, that's… somewhat convenient, especially seeing as how you're sort of immortal?"

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He doesn't say anything.

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Sigh.

Theo decides to be potentially rude and test that the fayth is indeed magical, and so he tries to change a patch of the hood blue.

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The fayth is very much magical.

"You should return to your summoner, and guide him so he can end Sin."

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"i agree," responds Theo. "I will perhaps see you and these ghostly apparitions shortly."

Unless there's a response, he'll fly off.

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The fayth disappears in a mist of pyreflies.

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Off Theo goes, then, continuing in the direction he was going before.

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That direction is south, and south has a mountain range.

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Gosh, a mountain range.

Any towns in the mountain range, in valleys or something? Any settlements before he gets to it or ones visible in the distance?

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There are cool ruins and a lot of fog above a certain height. Like, so much fog. Almost certainly magical fog.

The mountains have various earth bridges connecting one another, in ways that would be quite impossible under normal circumstances and yet look very natural. There is in fact a path from Zanarkand and up the mountains, probably what summoners follow on their pilgrimage.

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The 'almost-certainly magical fog' can presumably be checked and ensured to be magical if he tries to clear it out?

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It is in fact quite magical.

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Why the heck is there magical fog? He has no idea.

He keeps flying.

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It is very pretty! In a very unearthly, unnatural way.

The pilgrimage trail goes up, up, up, until it reaches a rather large platform at the mouth of a cave.

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If he just flies up higher can he see another entrance to the cave? So he doesn't have to bother going through it?

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Not without going through the magic fog.

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He thinks he will just go through the cave, thanks. If it comes with creepy crawlies then woo for it.

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There is something that's recognisably stone steps going down into the deeper parts of the cave, and glowing rock ensures it's not pitch black. The rock bridges continue down into it, and there are very clear pools at the bottom of the caves. Some bits of ruins and old writing are scattered here and there, and pyreflies float around the place not-quite-as-thickly as in Zanarkand.

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Fun.

He keeps going.

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Fiends!

Well. One fiend. One rather large, pink, doglike, horned fiend. It's quite interesting how Theo completely managed to miss its presence.

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It doesn't look like it has any wings! How convenient!

How about it just, y'know, sink. Cool. Good doggy.

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It sinks.

It makes a meteor fall on Theo's head.

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The fuck. Is the meteor magic or non-magic, he's guessing magic and he is really not happy about this.

It can sink faster.

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It is very magic, yes. It is also a meteor Theo is now on the groundOn fire.

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You think he's not putting himself out and digging a hole? He is inside anyway how the fuck is there a meteor.

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Dude don't ask it it's just a pink horned dog.

Who's spitting fire at Theo now.

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Theo can encase himself in ground instead, get a temporary reprieve from the freaking fire and dig himself downwards and then get out of the fucking cave.

Summoner trials, of course there's not going to be anything dangerous, no.

Should've stuck to flying.

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As he digs himself downards he falls into an underground river.

Well, lake. It's quite still.

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At least that means he's not on fire, even if he expects there's going to be some water fiend around him.

Away, he goes, to the surface, and then he tries to find something if it's bright enough for him to see anything.

Unless he gets electrocuted by some massive jellyfish first or something equally stupid.

(He is pissed about his clothes, fuck's sake, and he wanted those things he'd bought.)

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Not a jellyfish, no. Something else that looks like a sort of humanoid starfish.

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Has it electrocuted him – minus the death part – or is it just floating around or is it following him or what.

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It has done something to him. Calling it electrocution would be inaccurate, but there may not be a more accurate word. It is following him, having floated from within the water and being somehow able to remain aloft with no visible means to do so.

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He cannot think properly so he just keeps trying to do what he was before – getting away, any direction, any way he can – away.

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The underground lake/river has the same shining rocks illuminating the way, and the space above the water grows in that direction over there.

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He goes that way! He goes that way until he gets far enough away from the creature that he can think instead of being pained and in flight mode and then looks for somewhere he can bury himself in the ground for a reprieve or some ceiling he can slowly destroy as he moves himself upwards.

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The creature follows, but not too quickly. It is joined by two other similar ones, and before Theo can put too much space between himself and them, a flying horned barracuda emerges from the water going much more quickly than the weird magical things, followed by a school of magic piranha.

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Can he not please why are you – he can put up a barricade, can he, please, that works, yes, slowly, dammit, why the heck.

He flies away. He tries to go as fast as he can while in an enclosed space and just hopes they're unable to follow him that quickly.

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The weird floaty things cannot follow him that quickly. The fish can. Omnom wings.

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They do not sink that deep, he is indestructible and they can fuck off because he knows how to make acid and he has some convenient matter lodged in their stupid mouths.

He hopes it doesn't just totally fail to work.

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Oh no acid works alright, they can fairly quickly be reduced to clouds of pyreflies drifting into the aether.

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He heals up and then flies upwards again, hoping the floaty thing is not fast enough and digging upwards because that should get him out.

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After a bit of upwards digging it becomes clear that in his dash away from the fiends he must've left the space beneath the cave he'd started out in. There is only rock and more rock, and from what he's seen from the outside, likely several kilometres of it.

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… Sideways too?

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Well, sideways the number of kilometres he'd have to cross would be somewhat smaller. He could perhaps attempt to return to the main cave.

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Yes, well, if that thing doesn't work after like ten minutes of trying that is in fact what he'll do.

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He will not find an exit in ten minutes, no.

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He goes back and attempts to go back over the water and up through the hole he dug.

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Here Be Fiends.

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Any chance they are slow moving fiends and he can get past them?

(Ow, fuck.)

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No they're the same fiends that chased him before.

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Acid! More acid, slowly if he has nothing to work on but – oh look they're in a cave he can make bits of the ceiling rain acid.

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That he can, yep, and the fiends don't react well to acid raining on them. They're still fast, though, so it doesn't always rain on them unless Theo actually makes a pretty voluminous... volume... of the ceiling rain.

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Yes, yes, he can totally do that and get acid all over himself, gosh, isn't this painful, but at least he's not immobile because he got his wing bitten.

Not yet, at least.

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He might be immobile because he got his wings acid'd on. Maybe.

He should also be mindful of not completely destroying the only path regular human summoners have to get to Zanarkand, perhaps.

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His wings can be rehealed quite quickly, actually. And he's not destroying it all, he's just… killing the fish. He's not melting all of the roof into acid.

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Then the fish shall be killed and he shall be freed of fiends for long enough that he can safely cross the water.

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… And then fly up through the hole in the ceiling? He's hoping the hole he made earlier is still visible but if not he'll just dig upwards somewhere.

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There's actually a completely natural ramp leading back up to the original cave which he completely missed in his flight from the fiends earlier.

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Of course there is.

Well he'll just take that and go see the meteor dog. Which is hopefully still stuck in the ground and totally amenable to being killed by acid.

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Nope, meteor dog is not there.

It doesn't seem to have fought its way out of the ground, though. It seems to maybe have just... evaporated... from where it was.

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Gosh, perhaps it died from lack of moving room or something, how terrible.

He flies back out the cave. He's pretty sure it wasn't that hard a route to go back along.

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Oh look there's meteor dog again where did it come from who cares there's a meteor.

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Well Theo goes smoosh and on fire and is in terrible pain again then.

… Terrible-ish. He's still a daeva, and he gets up relatively shortly.

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And now there is a giant pink dog lunging at him and trying to grab him with its teeth. Given that it is approximately three times as tall as Theo is, that would be pretty unpleasant.

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Acid acid acid acid acid please acid work.

(He tries moving away at the same time.)

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Acid does hurt the thing, but it is a thing made of magic and anger so it does not work nearly as quickly or effectively as it would against a creature made of biology the same size.

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He thinks there are some more corrosive alkalis, he'll go through a few alkalis he knows and hope that they do more damage after the acid is neutralized.

(Augh.)

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They do! Still not nearly as much as they would a biological dog.

And now its shaking its head with Theo in its mouth like he were a chew toy.

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How about the teeth go dissolve too. He thinks that's doable. And the rest of the mouth. And the face, and the whole head.

Stupid dog.

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That will take quite a bit of acid but eventually the dog will have been hurt enough that it will start evaporating into pyreflies.

Theo is probably about as hurt as he was when he went through Sin's field, except repeatedly.

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How nice.

He heals up and then recreates his clothing and goes to fly out of the cave.

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Is that a giant tentacled plant thing? Why, yes it is!

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Alkali. There is now alkali raining down on it.

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It tries to take a swipe at him, which is interesting seeing as it has no eyes.

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It might have photoreceptive skin or it might just be plain magic, he doesn't care because he is trying to stay out of the way and can alkali it.

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Alkali hurts! Look at it, shaking and dancing and... making a cloud of pollen? That seems to be spreading much too fast and in all directions?

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He is staying away from the cloud of pollen. He's backing away and holding his breath and covering his nose and oh how convenient he doesn't even really have to breathe, how about he make it not able to get inside his body and not let it touch him too.

Still alkali.

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Pollen pollen pollen it reaches him it burns.

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He can heal himself up and then he can put some metal around him and you know what he thinks clothing that covers him properly would be nice so he'll just get some thicker clothing like – how about a hazmat suit, he doesn't know precisely how they work but he knows the material and can get most of it.

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Yep, that works, now he's only being burnt by the pollen that's still inside the hazmat suit.

The plant-thing is less resilient than the dog thing. It takes only about twenty minutes to melt.

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The pollen can be carefully removed. He can seal off parts of the suit and expel it and recreate it.

Stupid plant thing.

He rearranges the hazmat suit to attach to his skin around where his wings do and then uncovers them so he can actually fly and continues on his way.

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No more fiends as large as those two or as mobile as the fish and the weird alien thing emerge again before he finally finds the exit of the cave.

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Then he'll be out and decide to fly over the cave, thank you very much, and remove the hazmat suit unless the fog looks likely to be weirdly acidic.

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Uh yeah "over" the cave is. Is very high. It is truly staggeringly high.

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Around?

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It is a less staggeringly long flight. Still probably hours longer than through the cave.

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Except for the fact he would have had to backtrack a bunch through the cave. Because something would have bitten him or trapped him or somehow impeded his movement and he's able to fly quite quickly and much more peacefully over-and-around the stupid cave instead.

He wonders if it's man-made, an intentional trial. Maybe he was told sometime. He doesn't recall.

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Maybe it was, maybe it wasn't.

The outside of the cave is cold. He is already pretty high up, even if he's going around instead of above.

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He can warm up his skin and he can make himself some thicker clothing.

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And he can spend hours flying.

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He does. It's very boring.

He might try making a miniature replica of his house, in detail, very slowly. Golly, doesn't that sound like fun.

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… How fast is it moving?

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It can keep up with him.

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He'll keep going, then, unless it starts to catch up.

In which case he will try raining small bits of alkali behind him, in low quantities so he doesn't destroy too much of the environment.

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It doesn't need to catch up, since it can apparently shoot lightning out of its eye.

Except it's not really lightning, and it's a bit dizzying.

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Theo does not immediately collapse when dizzied, manages to continue for a bit, and so long as it doesn't actively screw with his spatial memory he will rain alkali down on the thing.

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Well it's not strong enough to actively screw with the spatial memory of a daeva.

Also, the lack of a solid thing to turn into the rain of alkali means this thing will take much longer to be killed.

Aaaand now it sends a sonic boom at him.

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He's so glad it obeys his indestructibility and the fact he likes his head.

He's less glad about the sonic boom.

He falls, briefly, then catches himself.

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How's another?

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Another brief fall, another catch, and then some modification of his wings to make them a bit sturdier and he aims downwards to pick up speed.

Possibly risky but the only thing he really risks is smashing into the ground.

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The thing follows him and tries dizzying him again.

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Sure, feel free to do that, but then Theo will shake himself out of it and he's moving quite quickly and then he pulls up and tries to get away.

Any convenient obstacles he can dodge around to get out the way?

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There are mountains.

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They are not really convenient obstacles to dodge around.

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No. No they are not. Perhaps Theo should've learnt how to cast spells when he had the chance, earlier.

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Yes. Perhaps he should have. Maybe he will, once he gets away from the thing, and in the meantime, alkali. (Slowly.)

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The thing will continue attacking him and slowly melting.

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Theo might try using some more dangerous chemicals – he's heard fluorine is disgusting and there are various compounds that make it worse – but he is not that desperate to get rid of it and also kill off the local wildlife so he currently opts not to.

Hopefully the local area can deal with alkali. Hopefully not too much is dropping on it. Okay, well, it's probably gonna end up killing the local area anyway, but at least it won't set it on fire, whatever.

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There isn't much in the way of local wildlife, what with all the cold and snow. There are some evergreens.

Eventually the thing dies.

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Well. He'd rather not blow up the snow, but alkali on the snow shouldn't be too bad.

Theo continues flying.

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He will eventually (after a long, long time flying and maybe a few more flying fiends) find the cave's other entrance.

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Then he can follow the road from above and not get attacked by any fiends on the ground. Hopefully.

He wishes flying were more fun.

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Flying over the road must be significantly easier than walking it was, given the way it goes over and around and under itself in knots. There are bits of ruins covered in snow here and there, and eventually the road finds some thermal springs.

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Oh, fun.

Anyone there?

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...no one alive. The walls of the cave around the springs, however, are covered with statues, and a magical blue light flows over them and into the water. There's also a large sphere of water floating above the spring's surface, revolving slowly around itself.

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Does the sphere look like it might have pyreflies in if he goes up close to it? Does it do anything if he pokes it?

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It doesn't seem to have pyreflies in it, no, but then again, magic water usually doesn't. Poking it disturbs it much more than would be naively expected, but after shaking a lot for a bit it returns to its spherical status.

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Weirdo water sphere.

What if he sticks his whole arm in it?

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It tingles.

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… What if he just decides to fly into the water, because yay experimental method.

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It tingles some more!

...oh faces.

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There are faces in the water?

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Yep. Or in his head. One of those.

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Well he's now gonna swim out of the water and see if the faces are still present.

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They're not.

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There doesn't happen to be a convenient platform around the floating ball of water, does there? No? Okay, well, he'll make a small one to stand on unless there are any objections.

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The world seems to not react to this.

...it's also interesting that there seem to be no fiends anywhere, there.

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He is, of course, going to complain to management about such a dreadful oversight.

And with the platform produced, he sticks just his head into the water. Are the faces visible now or does he need to get into the water more for that to work?

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Tingle!

...faces!

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Does anything happen if he tries waving at them other than more tingling.

He might go try talking to the statues or something. Since, possibly fayths. Or something. He really doesn't know enough about everything, he arrived like five days ago and only had two of those with people who knew stuff.

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The faces don't really do anything. They just flit through his vision, inside the water.

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Well he's probably not gonna get any information out of them.

He gets rid of his platform and goes over to some of the statues.

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They're shiny. And really realistic.

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"Hello," he says.

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No reaction.

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"I'm a guardian of a summoner. Not sure if you're regular statues or magic but there are faces in the water, so I'm guessing magic."

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No reaction.

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If he goes back into the water…?

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Faces!

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Are they doing anything different or just continuing to be creepy? He was hoping there would be some sort of response.

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The statues are just being statues. The faces are just being faces.

...is that Tidus' face? Oh it's gone now. Sure looked like him, though.

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… He doesn't recognize any other faces, does he?

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Nnnope. But there are several of those. They've been flitting through and haven't repeated yet.

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He is somewhat confused about seeing possibly-Tidus but these statues don't seem to be doing anything and possibly-Tidus is gone.

He decides to go into the spring itself instead of just looking in the hovering water ball, in case that's any different.

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The spring itself is merely hot and comfortable.

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No faces if he pokes his head into it?

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Nope.

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Well. Unless something dramatic happens in the next couple of minutes, he thinks he'll move on.

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Nothing dramatic happens, only the soothing comfort of the fiendless thermal springs.

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Well, how convenient it's nice and fiendless here… but he's gonna get going.

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The spring does not react to this decision.

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He supposes he'll be flying for a while.

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Yep! The path continues down the mountains. There are some more fiends.

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Can he fly over them or do they also fly.

(Sigh.)

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The eye thing flies. And there's another that looks a lot like the fireballs Theo fought on the Highroad, but it's blue and burns hotter.

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Okay, so he'll just – try cooling it down and also flying around it if he can. Thanks.

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The fireball thing is not as fast as the eye thing, but it can explode. It can explode very much. It dies, sure, but. It does explode.

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And Theo is horribly inconvenienced and also quite pained.

Temporarily. He heals quite quickly.

Then he continues.

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These fiends seem to be endemic to this region.

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He flies higher.

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They don't follow.

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He will fly in mostly boredom then until he gets near some place that looks like it has people.

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The road goes on and there are only ruins. For quite a while. It winds and winds and winds and through the mountains it goes.

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Whee.

Such fun.

Maybe he should look into teleportation.

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Perhaps! The mountains have no opinion on this.

How fast is he again?

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He goes like fifty miles per hour.

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Yeah he'll take a while.

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So he'll take a while and he'll keep himself on stimulants so he can spend a while.

Ugh.

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Eventually he starts nearing the foot of the mountains.

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Yay! And then there is flat ground right. Boring flat ground for him to fly over?

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More or less! It is flat, but it is also high and there is quite a drop in the distance. But it's beautiful and really relaxing.

And there in the middle there's a small outpost with a few chocobos and people. There are also a couple of chocobos being ridden by people here and there.

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People! He goes over to the people and lands.

"Hello!"

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Two Crusader types point their bayonets at him. "Halt!" one says.

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He stops. "I'm not a fiend!"

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"Peace, friends," says a bald man in green robes emerging from a tent. The Crusaders raise their weapons, looking between the man and Theo. "Well met," he says. "I am Father Zuke."

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"I'm Theo."

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"I have never seen anyone quite like you."

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"Most people around here don't have wings," agrees Theo.

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"I take it you're not, then? From around here?"

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"i'm not," he agrees. "I got summoned accidentally somehow and it doesn't seem reproducible. Very weird."

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"Summoned? But you're not an aeon." It's not a question.

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"I'm not! But my species – sorta species – is able to be summoned by people with appropriate equipment and such, and it turns out that somehow occurred here, when it usually doesn't."

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"I see. And what brings you to the Calm Lands?"

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"I was trying to find my way back to – Luca kind of area? I got a bit lost."

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"You got quite lost, Luca is across the continent from here."

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"I thought it might be."

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"If you go straight south, through Macalania Woods, across the Thunder Plains, cross the Moonflow, down the Mushroom Rock Road, and the Mi'ihen Highroad, you'll get there."

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"Thank you," he says, writing the instructions on his arm.

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"You're quite welcome. What do you wish to find in Luca?"

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"I left some friends at Mushroom Rock. When I got lost. A few days ago."

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"A few days ago?" He eyes Theo's wings with new appreciation. "Truly Yevon's blessings are astounding."

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"I had a lift, didn't fly the way myself," says Theo.

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"A 'lift'?"

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"Something faster than me carried me over."

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"What could it be?" he wonders.

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"Probably best not to tell. It's dangerous."

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"I see. Well, safe travels, my friend."

The two Crusaders got more and more relaxed throughout the conversation, and they salute Theo.

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Theo waves and flies in the direction mentioned.

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And south, he can find what's probably the Macalania Woods: a gorgeous frozen forest with glittering magical lights.

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Pretty.

Are there fiends in the forest?

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Is he joking of course there are fiends in the forest. Some of them even fly! There's one of those eye things but it's blue, and a really frickin' huge wasp, and a blue element.

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He's gonna, like, not. He'll go higher. Yay.

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Higher! He can see the Woods extending for several miles. To the west, there is a city connected to it by a bridge, larger than Luca is. And farther south, there are glaciers.

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He thinks he will skip the city and continue south. Hopefully there are plains visible past the Woods.

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The Woods are very extensive! Night will fall.

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He can keep flying at night.

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Before the sun rises up he can see... fog. Lots of fog, in the distance.

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Is it really heavy fog? How feasible is it for him to just fly up, get to a place where it's thinner?

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Not very heavy, no, just—pretty noticeable? And as he approaches, he notices the overcast sky and the occasional thunder over the fog.

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He thinks he will continue flying, in that case, into the ominous weather.

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The ominous weather resolves into large, lifeless plains, dotted by stone towers here and there. The lightning only occasionally hits the towers, and often actually hits the ground.

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It would make sense for this to be the Thunder Plains, wouldn't it.

Gosh. Exciting.

He wonders what it's like to be struck by lightning. He hopes he doesn't have to find out.

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Oh wow that one was pretty close wasn't it.

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He hopes he isn't singed.

… It's probably too late now to go fly out of this place.

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Perhaps! Oh that one was very close. Like, ten metres away close.

And there's a floating triangular mask making its way towards him now.

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… Can he go not-that-way.

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Sure, not-that-way is south anyway and—

—oh that looks like a blue element but isn't, and it's shooting lightning at him.

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He can fucking dodge the lightning field next fucking time he gets near it then can't he and fucking Faraday cage and plastic probably works thank you very much.

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Lightning lightning lightning from the sky and the fiends and everywhere else~

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Unfortunately he can't really – fly with a makeshift lightning protection suit. But he can't fly with fiend attacks, either, so he'll just have to cope.

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Yep, he will.

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He does.

Walking, yay.

Makes a chance of pace, doesn't it. (Ha.)

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Yes, it does.

Fiends will attempt to nonetheless attack him.

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He will attempt to sink them into soil and he will try to clear the fog away from his face.

If it turns out to be magical, he's pretty sure he can make wind and move it around.

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The fog itself isn't magical, no. And some fiends fly. Or float.

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He'll clear a path through the fog and he'll make it rain alkali on the annoying fiends. Fortunate that he has more to use here.

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Poor fiends.

Thunder! Two feet from him!

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He is slightly startled! Briefly.

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Thunder on him.

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Makeshift Faraday cage.

He keeps walking.

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There are lots of plains.

There are lots of fiends.

The fiends don't always use thunder.

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Stupid fiends.

He keeps going. For a long, boring, frustrating while.

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It should be morning by now.

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Is the fog too thick to tell? Or is this place somehow screwed with in the day-night department?

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The clouds may be too thick to tell! Although it hasn't gotten any lighter, either.

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If there are still a bunch of fiends around and it's still being all lightning-y, he'll keep walking for another hour or two.

Ugh.

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Hour or two doth not an end to the plains (or the fiends) bring.

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He's gonna risk getting struck by lightning.

He gets rid of the makeshift insulator and spreads out his wings, then flies off.

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Fiends! Lightning! Cold!

...the places least affected by lightning are the rod towers, perhaps he could go from one to the other? They form a zigzagging pattern along the plains, north to south.

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He will try doing that. The cold continues to be not a huge issue for him, and he continues to try to sink and-or alkali the fiends.

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A sunk fiend tries to spit fire at him.

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Then he will get singed and he will be slightly pissed off but he won't waste more effort on the stupid sunk fiend, instead opting to heal himself.

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...it really should be noon, now.

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Well he has no idea what to do about this. He can't really go back the way he came, it'll probably take just as long unless there's weird magic making it impossible to go this way, so. He keeps going.

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Plaaaains! Thuuuunder! Fiiiiiends! No one aroooo—oh, wait, that's a travel agency isn't it.

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He goes in its direction! Does it look open?

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Yep!

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He goes to it! "Hi there!" he says, first trying Al Bhed. 

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The lady waiting at the counter is indeed an Al Bhed.

"Hello." She tilts her heads at his wings but doesn't question them.

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"Is it usually this dark? I'm pretty sure it should be about midday at the moment?"

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"Oh, it never changes on the Plains, it's just always overcast, always about this bright, and always storming. Almost never rains, though."

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"Uh – how far through am I, about now? I came from," point, "that way."

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"We're about halfway between Macalania Woods and Guadosalam.—I must ask, you look a little bit worse for wear, how have you been fighting the fiends?"

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"I have a weird foreign magic and I can change things, like make ground liquid and sink them or like – converting the mist into alkali, that seems to work pretty well on them."

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She pauses. "You still don't look so good, for all that."

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He fixes his clothes up around the edges and clears some dirt off his skin. "Better?"

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She shrugs. "Maybe you could rest? We have restoration magic in our rooms, as well as some weapons and other equipment for sale."

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"I don't have much money," he says. "Or actually any, because there was a weird meteor dog fiend." Shrug. "Sorry."

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She nods sympathetically. "I'm sorry. ...we have rooms without magic that are for free."

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"I don't really need to rest – another perk of being my type of magic – but thanks for the offer." Pause. "Uh, where's – Guado– Guadosalem? I was aiming to cross the Plains and get to the Moonflow."

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"Guadosalam is south of here, and the Moonflow south of that."

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"Is it outside the Plains at least?"

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"Yes, yes, Guadosalam's right at the border."

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"That way?" he asks, pointing the direction he'd been going.

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"Yeah."

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"Thank you!" he responds, smiling.

Then he leaves, in said direction.

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The Thunder Plains: continue to contain plains, and thunder, and fiends that do thunder.

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He continues to fly, trying to get past said fiends quickly where possible and otherwise trying to ground them and also trying to stay near the rods where it seems to be less lightning-y.

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It will be as much walking/flying as it was to get to the Travel Agency in the first place.

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It will indeed.

He'll fly more this time, instead of walking, even if he does get struck by lightning. It'll be faster.

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Eventually he spots a very large tree in the distance.

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Towards it he goes.

(He doesn't get too close; he doesn't want to get shocked again.)

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The tree is not targeted by the lightning, and in fact, there is some sun shining through its leaves, and the cloud cover starts parting closer to it.

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Okay, well, he flies a bit closer then! If it still seems safe, he goes all the way up to it.

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It is a really frickin' huge tree. Like, wow, a village could hide inside that tree.

...perhaps a village does hide inside that tree! There is a hole into its base, taller than Theo is, and it's paved with blue stone.

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He will go to it and if he's not immediately shot at or something he'll poke his head through and have a look!

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Not shot at, no.

Inside the tree there is, in fact, a village. Houses are carved from the trunk and wooden bridges and ramps connect the various levels where people live and work. There are a few individuals here and there in small groups or alone. Their features are somewhat elvish, with pointed ears and faces, bright coloured hair—blue, green, canary yellow—and eyes, and very long hands ending in claws. Quite similar to Maester Seymour and his bodyguards, actually.

Must be Guadosalam.

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He goes in! Does anybody conveniently decide to greet him or should he just shout hello and say he's a foreigner and curious to know more?

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The guado peer at him curiously but do not say anything.

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"… Hello?" he says. "Foreigner, just passing through, curious about this place?"

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"Welcome to Guadosalam," the closest guado to him greets. "You're... not a summoner?"

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"I'm afraid not?"

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"Are you here for the Farplane, then?"

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"– I didn't actually realize this was where the Farplane was," he says. "I'm from kinda far away."

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"How far?"

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"I– do not think there's a physical distance I can give you? Not from this world."

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They all nod wisely as if they understand perfectly what he's saying. "If you're not here for the Farplane, what do you seek in Guadosalam?"

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"I was just passing through and didn't – actually realize this was holding the Farplane, I was just wondering what was here. Which I guess has been answered."

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They nod. "Well, be welcome to our city, and may your travels be safe and full of life."

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"Thank you!"

He'll have a quick look around, see if there's anything of immediate interest keeping in mind he has no money and Kaede probably doesn't know he's alive.

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There are houses! And stores! And an inn! And a palace! And a door into the tree trunk that supposedly leads to the Farplane!

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Theo is curious about the palace… but decides he's gonna go find out more about how the Farplane works, if he can be like 'I'm a magical thing from really far away is there any chance anybody knows a lot about something really important that I should know'.

He got some sort of explanation before, he knows people sometimes visit loved ones? He's not sure if that's a requirement, though. (Maybe he'll get weird spam. He's not sure. Might as well try.)

He goes through the door in the tree trunk.

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There is a short corridor that leads to a room with stairs that end in a watery portal on the wall.

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… Bizarre.

And if he goes up to the portal, and – assuming nobody is around nor stops him nor does he see anything through it – pokes his arm through?

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The portal tingles, but otherwise doesn't feel like anything.

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He will go through, in that case.

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Some more stairs and—

—he finds himself on a floating platform in the middle of gorgeous scenery, with pyreflies flying everywhere and unearthly light illuminating everything.

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Oh that's weird it's almost like those bizarre steps in Sin except not.

Does anything happen if he just stands there?

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Nope.

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"Hello?"

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Nada.

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He'll go back down, then, check out the palace if it seems open to visitors.

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"Lord Seymour is away," someone helpfully informs him.

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"Oh," he says. "Thanks, I didn't actually – connect that he was probably from here."

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"Lord Seymour is the leader of the guado and all of Spira rejoices in him."

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… Slow nod. "I'm not sure how the Farplane works – I don't need to see anyone in particular, but I was wondering if I could use it to get guidance on something?"

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"You think of a dead person you want to talk to, and they appear."

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"Ah. I don't think I have any people in particular, but maybe I'll think of someone."

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The person inclines their head in a gesture that is probably meaningful for a guado.

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Theo assumes he doesn't need to know and so he starts walking away.

He'll have a look at some of the stores but he still has no money so it's not like he can get anything.

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People still glance curiously at him. Wings and all.

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After browsing for a bit he goes back to that platform in (?) the Farplane.

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It is as he left it.

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He tries for Lady Yunalesca first, because she might know something and also that's a name he knows and she might be here even if her spirit is apparently terrorizing Zanarkand depending on how things work and he has no idea about any of this system and is pretty sure he's forgotten things, so, he'll just have to cope.

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Nope, no Lady Yunalesca.

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… Braska? Yevon?

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Nope!

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… Jecht?

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Nnnnno.

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– Kaede? Tidus, Wakka, he forgot the name of that ronso, damn. Lulu?

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None of them are dead.

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That is fortunate. (Unless they're unsent. Which they probably aren't. Except he's not sure of that. But if they were, they wouldn't be here, would they?)

He leaves, then proceeds towards the entrance of the tree. Waves goodbye if any of the people indicate a desire to goodbye him and then flies off in the direction of the Moonflow.

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South of Guadosalam there is a long beaten earth road surrounded by trees.

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Which he hopes does not contain dead people.

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No dead people!

...well, yes dead people, in the form of fiends.

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He'll try to dodge away from them. Sink the ones that are pesky and annoying or painful, hopefully won't mark the landscape too badly, he can come back and fix stuff later maybe.

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Flying ones tho.

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… Alkali test again?

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Sure sure. He'll destroy a bit of the scenery with it, however, and this road is significantly less broad than the Highroad. It is almost a trail.

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He'll go smooth over that bit of road and then he will try just flying past the fiends the next time or something.

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The fiends here are not super fast.

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Wonderful! How far's the Moonflow, he has no idea, can he see it?

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He cannot! There are trees and the road/trail and more trees and more road/trail.

(Gee, it's almost like he's crossing a continent on foot/wing.)

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(The continent was supposed to not have many people on it, he thought, so he thought it would be smaller, plus they do not seem to have much faster transport so um yeah basically.)

Ugh.

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It's a long road, and it will take a few more hours for him to reach the north wharf.

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Where he can land and ask if it's safe to cross or he needs to be cautious somehow so as not to interrupt– something?

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Sure, he can cross. If he wants to take the scenic shoopuf ride instead of using his fancy wings he could wait a bit longer, the shoopuf with a summoner and his party's gonna be here soon.

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He's not sure what a shoopuf is!

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It's a large grey thing with four legs and a long nose! It's the most common way for non-winged people to cross the Moonflow, unless they want to go off-road and try to find shallower passages to walk through but that usually takes longer and is more dangerous.

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There's a disturbance in the water over there.

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Not a fiend. A machina—a large robot, looking pretty beat up.

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– And if he looks very curious and maybe shouts, "Hello," at it?

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The machina does not react to the shouting.

But then a little door opens up and a person in an Al Bhed bodysuit starts crawling out of it.

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Probably not enemy!

Does the person look like they need help?

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Maybe a little bit. They're panting and look about as beat up as if they had been inside a robot that was being beat up.

"Oh, hey!" a familiar voice calls Theo, coming from the wharf's direction. "You're alive!"

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He turns around. "Hey! I am!"

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"—and who's that?" he asks, pointing at the Al Bhed.

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"Not sure!" he responds, then goes over to the person who probably does in fact need healing.

In Al Bhed, Theo asks, "You okay?"

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The person stands up with some difficulty and starts stripping off the bodysuit, revealing a blonde Al Bhed girl with swirly pupils.

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"H—hey! Rikku! You're Rikku! How've you been?"

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"I'm okay," she tells Theo, not in Al Bhed, then glares at Tidus. "No thanks to you!"

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"You two know each other, I take it?"

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"Yeah! She saved my life when I arrived in Spira! And what do you mean no thanks to me?"

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"You beat me up, remember?"

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"—you were in that machina? But you attacked us!"

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"Not exactly, it's not what you think—"

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"Aay! You're alive!" calls Wakka, leading the rest of the party coming from the wharf.

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"I am alive!" responds Theo to Wakka.

Then to the swirly-eyed Al Bhed: "So did the machina malfunction somehow, or?"

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"Nuh-uh, I—"

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"Tried to kidnap me."

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"– Whyyy?"

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"Yeah I would actually love to know the answer to that question, too."

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"No, I didn't mean to hurt you! I wanted to protect you!"

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"Uh huh."

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"Where was this? I have no idea what you guys have been up to, did you get in even more danger?"

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"See, we were crossing the Moonflow on the shoopuf and these Al Bhed tried to kidnap me and then attacked us with a robot when that failed."

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"Wait—she's an Al Bhed?"

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"Well, yeah! But! Ummm!" She looks a bit panicked. "I'm Cid's daughter!"

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"– So is this or isn't this some family drama thing."

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"Gods, I hope not, I haven't even met the guy."

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"Wait. Family? Kaede, are you an Al Bhed?"

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"Half, my mum was an Al Bhed, I can even speak the language."

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"What?!"

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Lulu facepalms.

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"We can deal with that later—she's clearly not hostile, she's not attacking us again, which leaves—are you responsible for the disappearing summoners?"

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"Which disappearing summoners are these, because I know about the disappearing guardians and also I passed through other-Zanarkand and your-Zanarkand and I have kind of a lot to tell you."

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"What disappearing guardians?"

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"Wait, do you mean my Zanarkand?"

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"Okay this is way too many threads of conversation and you still haven't answered my question!" he says, directing this last part to Rikku.

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"Um... I... maybe? It's not what you think!"

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"I knew it! These sand-blasted greasemonkeys!"

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"Can we maybe quit it with the racism, dude."

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"But—"

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Kaede raises a finger. "Nah. He has a point. How about we all go to Guadosalam and figure out why exactly my cousin decided kidnapping me was a swell idea on the way, and perhaps she can explain why Al Bhed have been kidnapping other summoners." To Theo: "A few people have told us that summoners are vanishing mysteriously in the middle of their pilgrimage and this would explain a lot."

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"Okay, well that sounds ominous." Frown. "So, an unsent Yunalesca disappears a guardian when you get into Zanarkand, Sin has one of these at its control point who has been mind-controlled in unspecified ways, and I am not to tell you about a thing that seems quite ominous but I have a feeling you'll be at least somewhat reasonable about it."

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"What—you—what—" He looks at Auron.

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"This was an ill-conceived moment for you to mention that," he tells Theo.

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"Oh, I thought this was about the other ominous thing. Since this whole place seems intended to screw with everyone in it by crippling them and then being all backwater and also having stupid magic."

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"Wait—hold on—"

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"Whoa whoa what? Yunalesca does that why? Why is there a guardian in Sin?"

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"Are you sure of what you're saying—"

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"We. Are in the middle of the Moonflow North Road. There are fiends here. Guadosalam is that-a-way, only a couple of hours' walk. Let's wait for a better location to have any more revelations, shall we?"

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"I was just at Guadosalam," responds Theo. "But yeah, sure."

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"Wait, we're not really just walking with an Al Bhed are we?"

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"Wakka—in Yevon's name, can you just let it go until we get there and get it sorted out so we don't get eaten? Do remember you've been hanging out with an Al Bhed all your life."

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He grumbles but eventually settles on "Fine."

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Theo moves to beside Kaede and starts walking.

"Fiends are the worst."

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He looks at Theo, again. "You okay?"

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"I got bitten and meteored and electrified and a bunch of things. Would not recommend."

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"Meteored?"

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"Yes," says Theo. "There was a dog."

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"—okay. Yikes, guess that's another reason for the pilgrimage."

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"To get you trained up? Presumably, yeah."

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He sighs. "Someone should perform a proper Sending for the people in Zanarkand."

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"There – okay, not sure how much of a revelation it'll be. Should I proceed in saying it anyway?"

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"You mentioned Yunalesca, this is a story that probably needs to be told in one sitting and—" Fiends! "—case in point for why this won't happen now."

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Theo helps take out the fiends. Alkali and grounding, oh yeah, fun.

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"That's new," he says of the alkali.

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"I tried acid. I remembered some more corrosive alkalis."

The fiends were annoying him, is left unsaid.

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"That's... really smart."

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"They are relatively commonplace in chemistry and then also near-ish popular media, and are really harmful to the environment so I have been trying to clear up after myself? But thanks."

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"Mmhm." And the fiends have been despatched. "Our story doesn't need to be told in one sitting. How much did you see of what happened?"

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"Against Sin? Not much after I started digging in – it was trying to detach me."

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"—you dug into Sin?!"

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"Did you not see this – yes I dug into Sin, the forcefield was sort of messed up and fried me as I went through and then it shrunk and was harder to get through."

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"Okay, er, after you left Sin sent a forcefield wave that killed lots of people, and then the machina started hitting it but the forcefield was stronger—except suddenly it decided to switch to its skintight field and go away."

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"– Ah."

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"The Crusaders and Al Bhed took that as a victory, and they're planning on another attack soon. I performed a Sending, and then we continued on our way to Djose Temple. From there it was Moonflow Road and, well, here."

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"Anything interesting on the way? I must admit I'm pretty sure I've never been to Djose Temple before."

Shocker, that.

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He grins. "Djose Temple is pretty awesome. It's encrusted in rock but while a summoner's praying the rock starts floating around it, connected by lightning."

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(Rikku and Tidus are somewhat separated from the group, talking about something in a low voice.)

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(And Wakka is as far away from them as he can be while still being considered as part of the party.)

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"I have recently got a newfound appreciation for lightning," says Theo. "I think I would have preferred seeing that."

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"Newfound appreciation?"

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"Thunder Plains."

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"Oh? What are they like?"

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"Dark, foggy, fiend-infested, large, filled with lightning."

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He grins. "I heard it was very pretty."

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"It was… quite shocking."

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He starts giggling. "We'd better be ready for it, I guess."

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"Any convenient spells to give you lightning resistance? … Or places we can buy clothing for it?"

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"Yes to both, we've been shoring up on magic defence to deal with the Plains."

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"Seems wise. There are a lot of fiends, and other than a few lightning rods along the way, it's quite dangerous."

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"You should probably also learn some magic."

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"Yeah," he agrees. "Some sort of ranged attack that I don't have to be ingenious about, that'd be convenient."

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"Ooor defence, 'cause you know, being thunder'd on sounds unpleasant."

(Fiends!)

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"I mean, I decided on rubber – an insulator, not sure if you have it – and metal, which seemed to work okay."

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"Oh. I guess that makes sense, with your magic."

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"This was after chancing it for a while, since that sort of prevented me from flying."

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"Magic defence seems better, then."

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"Yeah, probably," he agrees. "Depends on what's available, though."

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"What do you mean?"

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"I don't know what magical defenses are available," he shrugs.

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"Magical defence is a fundamental category."

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"Oh, right, and the lightning counts as magic to defend against." Shrug. "Weird mechanics."

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"Thunder Plains lightning does."

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Nod. "Magic defense sounds like a good idea, then – do you have one of the spheres for that?"

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"Magic spheres are the ones you use for this," she says, offering Theo one.

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He takes it! "Thanks."

And when he tries to use it, he picks for defense!

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Well hopefully it makes the lightning less painful.

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Lulu offers him four more spheres.

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He tries to use each of them for magical defense!

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By the third he meets some resistance—almost like it "doesn't fit"—and the fourth doesn't go at all.

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"You will probably need to get beaten up some before you can use more spheres."

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"By magical attacks or all attacks? I could go walk through lightning again anyway, yay."

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"Both. Whenever we walk, or use magic, or exert ourselves in any way, it helps, but I'm not sure how that interacts with you using your magic."

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"Unfortunately I don't think there's any precedent I can work off either."

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Fiends!

"Here you go, you could get beat up by wolves if you want," he says, gesturing ahead.

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"That does not particularly sound like fun. I could just try exerting myself by flying?"

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"Or that," he agrees, and the fiends are fought.

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The road is long, and the night is dark and full of terrors.

Not that this is relevant, given that it's not currently night, but.

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There are still some mini-terrors around currently, so it's a little relevant.

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Rikku and Tidus continue having the occasional conversation, but this is clearly not going like the Al Bhed girl planned. Kaede pretends obliviousness, and even eventually chats with her, as if nothing was amiss.

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Well it's nice that they can get along after attempted kidnapping.

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What attempted kidnapping, nope, they're not talking about it because Kaede's sure there's a very good reason why his cousin decided to try to do that or why Auron decided not to tell whatever it is Theo now knew.

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Theo will just fly along quietly then.

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More fiends! Some talking! Lots of awkwardness!

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And after a bit: "… Do you still have my phone?"

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"—oh, yeah, I do." And here's Theo's phone, produced out of who knows where. "Thank you for the loan."

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He takes it. "Thank you for keeping it safe, coincidentally. – Oh, I don't remember what you actually said when I asked about one of those space pocket things? Because it might be convenient to have one."

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"I think we actually got sidetracked and never discussed how you could get one. It usually comes pre-enchanted in clothes and stuff."

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"What sorts of protections can I have on it? Like, I'm assuming that if I get engulfed in flames there's no guarantee the items inside will stay fine, and likewise for if I engage some gigantic monster again?"

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"Fireproofing it is fairly trivial, actually, as is protecting clothes from the regular wear and tear of battle."

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"… But presumably not forcefields that fry, oh, approximately everything?"

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"Probably not," she agrees. "If you mean Sin's."

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"I did," he agrees. "Is there a way to somehow – I don't know, do you have pocket dimensions that can be attached to from multiple locations? Because if the entrance could break if there's hazardous environment, but you have a backup entrance somewhere, that could keep stuff safe and be relatively fail-safe?"

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"I don't think so."

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"Oh well."

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"If the structure is too badly damaged, the fold is undone and the contents are released."

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"And you don't have, like, portals. Just space-folding."

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"Teleportation is theoretically possible but has never been achieved in practice."

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"It'd be convenient."

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"I'm not sure long-range teleportation is actually feasible, though, given the mana costs."

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"Maybe if you get immortality first, have forever to build up the mana?"

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"Maybe."

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"How good's healing?"

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"Very, it's actually possible to resurrect someone if they died recently enough."

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"What about on things like old age? Disease?"

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"You can... resurrect someone who died of old age... but they'll die immediately. You can't heal those kinds of wounds."

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"Well that's inconvenient," says Theo. "Theoretical limit or is this probably a mana thing?"

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"Theoretical limit of the current healing spells. They don't recognise ageing as damage."

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"But you could separately do a deaging spell…?"

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"Potentially. No one's done it."

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"Do you know if people have tried to do it?"

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"I don't. And given Sin it's—not exactly been a priority for the past thousand years."

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Theo pauses and then nods.

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"The incentives are kinda perverse, yeah? If people live too long there are too many of them and Sin kills everyone."

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"The incentives for this whole thing are perverse. 'Don't do technology, that's bad, it's a literal sin and you're gonna be squished for it.'"

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"Don't alter the landscape too much. Don't overreach. Stay in this nice little box made for you, never leave it, sacrifice a summoner every few years so purchase a temporary peace in hopes that someday humanity will atone for unknown sins."

 

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"Hey, it's not like—"

 

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"Wakka, it is. Have you never thought how convenient it all is, that the exact same institution that happens to control all of Spira—"

Fiends!

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The fiends are dispatched!

Conversation does not resume. Wakka is sullen.

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Ouch.

Well, ugh, but ouch, and also why – ugh.

Theo is ugh.

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No one reacts to Theo's ughness.

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Theo will continue to ugh and then after a while ask how much walking (or flying in his case) they expect is necessary between magic spheres, he forgets if he was given a number and has it been long enough do they think.

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"No good way to know other than just trying every now and then."

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Sphere! Can he do it?

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Yep!

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Another one?

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Mmhm.

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Another…? He'll keep going until he can't.

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Just the two, at least for magic defence.

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Can he try a speed one?

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Sure! He can do agility, or coordination, or reaction time.

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Agility! And then again if he can.

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Goes once.

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And he should possibly consider being careful with all these things since he doesn't want to make it too hard for him to learn other magics later on… but they're probably useful right now.

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And soon enough they reach Guadosalam.

Kaede stops at the entrance into the tree, looking up at it. "Wow that's big. I mean I knew it was big, but, you know, I was small when I last visited this, and it's still really big."

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"Yeah," agrees Theo. "It's pretty big."

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As they do, a guado man approaches the party. "We have been expecting you, Lord Kaede. Welcome to Guadosalam. This way, my lord, this way," he says, reaching to take Kaede's hand.

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Theo watches slightly boredly.

With his wings still quite present.

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"Dude," he says, pulling his hand back. "Who are you?"

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"Oh, I beg your pardon. I am called Tromell Guado. I am in the direct service of our leader, the great Seymour Guado. Lord Seymour has very important business with Lord Kaede."

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"Yeah, nah. My guardians and I have things to discuss, we can talk to Maester Seymour afterwards."

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"But my lord is a very busy man—"

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"Then whatever he wants to say to me isn't that important, now, is it? If he wants to see me, he can wait in line, I'll talk to him once I sort out the mess I got myself into."

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"—very well." He bows and departs.

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"Ouch," comments Theo.

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"You just told off a Maester of Yevon!"

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"Mmhm, and we should find somewhere at least partially private where we can have ourselves a chat, why don't we?"

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"Yeah."

And if there were any partially private spaces the last time Theo was here he'll probably lead them there.

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Yup! They are led to a somewhat wide wood bridge that's unique in that it doesn't have any bark houses or structures surrounding it nor anything of interest on it. It's just an unusually wide passage.

Kaede sits on the... floor... and looks at Theo and Rikku. "So, who wants to start?"

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Rikku shuffles uncomfortably.

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"Kaede, this is not a good idea."

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"Is the recommended alternative just not knowing anything about this?"

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"Here and now are not a good time and place to know about this."

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"Should it happen after he dies? Is that a better time?"

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He looks at Theo with utter contempt.

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"Anyway! Who wants to spill the beans first! I think Rikku should do it first since she actually tried to kidnap me."

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Theo shrugs. "I don't know why the kidnapping, so sure."

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"It's—I—look, Kaede will die, you know? If he goes through with it, every summoner who goes through with it will die and for what? So Sin disappears for a few years?"

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"I mean, since Sin kills quite a lot of people you could probably call that an acceptable tradeoff – sorry, Kaede – but yes, it'd be better if that were not the case."

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"But it's pointless! He kills a lot of people, then kills one more person, then comes back to kill more people even!"

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"But the teachings say that once we atone we'll be rid of Sin!"

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"The teachings! You got proof? Show me proof! All you have is the word of some old geezers!"

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"And you have not yet in fact atoned and so there's no guarantee it'll go and oh it doesn't seem like you're even getting much closer to atoning so it might be like this for the next few thousand years?"

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"But—"

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"Okay but wait let me get this straight. The Al Bhed are kidnapping summoners... to protect them from the pilgrimage?"

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"...yeah."

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"… I'm not sure why you'd expend effort saving one person and leaving Sin around if you decide Sin is never gonna disappear for good."

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"It is! Just not with the pilgrimage! What do you think the Al Bhed have spent the last thousand years doing? We want to destroy it just as much as everyone else! And we got that weapon and it hurt Sin, at the Mushroom Rock, it fled!"

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"Right, and if you sacrifice someone to get rid of it for – however long – then it doesn't kill however many people in the intervening time and you can work on your weapons some more?"

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"No we can't because Yevon still won't let us! And as long as we keep allowing Yevon to—do its thing, then people will still think it's a thing worth doing, and we could all try to fight Sin instead of just leaving it for the summoners."

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"So you want to destroy Yevon? Make people no longer follow it? It's their only source of—comfort, hope."

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"False comfort! False hope!"

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"So you're kidnapping summoners so people think Yevon isn't able to do things and… what, lose their faith in it and it slowly crumbles?"

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"Not just that—we want to talk to people, talk to the summoners and convince them so they can convince people."

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"Convince them not to fight Sin and convince them to rise up against Yevon?"

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"Convince them to fight Sin, convince them that machina aren't bad, that Sin is just a thing, not a just punishment!"

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"But not by way of using a summoner because that way is just a temporary delay? … I feel like you're gonna have a hard time convincing a lot of these people, gotta say."

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"But it's still better than just sitting around, doing nothing, letting Yevon ruin everything!"

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"Whoa, whoa! Come on, that's going a bit far—"

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"Why don't you tell us your story now, Theo?"

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Pause. "From the start?"

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"Please."

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"Kaede—"

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"And thank you."

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"… So I got through the forcefield, it wasn't indestructible, and managed to dig through Sin's hide. Was trying to just damage it, ended up in some weird world-thing, on the inside."

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"It looked huge, it did not appear to have walls, the place I broke through Sin's hide or whatever seemed to be a hovering shiny ball, and this whole place was… huge and cloudy and pyreflies were everywhere."

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"...I think I went there."

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"Rrreally?"

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"I mean I thought it was a dream but... when I got abducted by Sin, yeah?"

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"I… am not totally certain why you'd be abducted."

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He shrugs. "I just was."

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Auron... looks suddenly comforted by this. If his facial expressions can be interpreted like that.

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"I mean, I could hazard some guesses," says Theo, looking at Kaede and then holding his gaze for slightly longer than perhaps necessary, "but I can think of reasons against them so no, not really sure on anything I'm afraid."

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"Okay. Anyway, do go on."

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"And then I explored a bit and there was a weird spatial distortion effect thing, but I got to some temple steps and at the top of them: was not a temple!"

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"What was it instead?"

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"City! Weird city that looked sort of like I was walking through someone's… dream-idea of a city, sort of had a central point and a person there, it was all very weird."

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"Yeah! I saw that! And I saw... erm..."

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"Saw what?"

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"I... eheheheh never mind, what else did you find?"

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"Wait, though, 'a person'?"

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"… Disappearing guardians at Sin's control point – I, uh, mentioned this briefly."

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"Okay so now you will mention it—"

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"Kaede—"

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"—at length," he insists.

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"So there was a disappearing guardian," says Theo. "Who was there, in the middle of the city, and was – actually a guardian of your father's." Pause. "And Tidus's dad."

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His head slowly turns to look at Auron.

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Who is silent.

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"Did you seriously think this would make me balk?" he asks.

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"Did you talk to him? My old man?"

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"He… wanted me to pass on his best wishes, basically?" says Theo. "… He says he loves you."

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"Okay, and why was he there—you mentioned Lady Yunalesca?"

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"And her unsent spirit who happens to steal guardians from summoners going to defeat Sin. … Yep."

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"Lady Yunalesca what?"

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"—I'm going to need some more context, here."

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"Her unsent spirit takes a guardian with a strong bond to the summoner and – uses them, or preps them, or something, for Sin."

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"What does that mean, though, preps for—"

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"The fayth of the Final Summoning," Auron explains. "The power that links summoner and fayth, powering the aeon, is a deep desire to defeat Sin and give everyone hope. That power is not enough to actually defeat Sin, and the bond between friends, lovers, siblings, a summoner and their guardian, only that can create an aeon powerful enough to temporarily defeat Sin." Pause. "And then become Sin."

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"Wait, whatWhy?"

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"… To keep the cycle going?" shrugs Theo.

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"What cycle? Why do people become Sin?"

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"Yeah, dude, you can't just spring that one on us and not explain."

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"Fucked if I know, that was a guess."

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"Did my old man tell you that?"

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"He said it's what's been happening and it's sorta a cycle so – I guess?"

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"So... summoner goes on pilgrimage and gets the Final Aeon, who's one of their guardians. And when the Final Aeon kills Sin, it becomes Sin..."

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"No way... There's just no way that's true!"

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"It could've been a very convincing fake, I suppose," says Theo. "I have no idea about the limits of magic."

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"It's true."

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"So, okay, I knew Yevon was corrupt but this is taking it to a whole other level."

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"I mean, I think it's possible that Yunalesca is just being really evil on her own, or Sin has some weird magic meaning it resurrects around what defeats it… but yeah."

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"Yunalesca was the one who invented the religion. She taught us how to do a pilgrimage and summon the Final Aeon... And I can't believe a thousand years of the church does not know this."

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"Okay, revision to my previous statement: it's possible that not every single member of the church is a terrible, horrible human being." Pause. "But."

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"I'm technically a member of the church, so that is indeed true."

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"… By being a guardian, am I part of it too, or?"

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"More-or-less. The status is fuzzier, there. You're technically, ah, 'mine,' in a certain sense. I'm responsible for you."

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"Anyway, go on."

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"So then I left Sin – did I mention that? Through the sphere of light, came out the side again as… sort of… expected… and then I managed to find other-Zanarkand."

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"So it really is an actual, physical place somewhere."

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"And not," Lulu observes, "the same Zanarkand at the end of the pilgrimage."

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"Nope. That one had a bunch of replayed scenarios of summoners and guardians, instead, was lots of fun."

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"—what?"

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"Why don't you stick to linear storytelling."

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"Kay, sure, next time I'll just say 'oh yeah I'll get to that in a bit'." Eyeroll. "So there was other-Zanarkand and there were lots of people and it was… very large and technologically advanced."

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"A city that never sleeps..."

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"It was… sorta like being in a big mortal city, yeah, from back home."

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He nods.

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"Did you find my team there?"

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"… People were missing. Anyone I knew from there wasn't – like, nobody knew about you, at all?"

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"...huh? What do you mean, didn't know me?"

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"I mean there seemed to be a suspicious lack of knowledge of you or your father or the recent attack or anything."

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"What! But—Sin destroyed almost all of Zanarkand! Auron, you saw it!"

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"Hm."

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"Hm?"

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"I did see it, yes."

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"Do you know why people would have no knowledge of this happening and why it wouldn't appear the city was a flaming mess?"

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"No."

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"Is there anything else I shouldn't be mentioning here, and a particular reason why not?"

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"You seem to have exhausted the list."

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"… Oh, huh, okay. I would've expected at least one more."

Pause. "Are you sure?"

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"Yes."

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"– So yes, the city was a rather nice place apart from the vaguely sinister feeling of something-must-be-going-on-here, and they had technology for sale!"

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"...and what was the one more thing?"

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"– Can I, uh, get to that later? Maybe?"

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"No."

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"… Everyone and everything there was magic."

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"...meaning?"

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"Meaning I couldn't actually change any of them? I tried going to a hospital for some pay, couldn't heal anyone, got money by making drugs."

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"—can you change him?" he asks, pointing at Tidus.

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"H-hey!"

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"Do you mind if you get a quick blue dot?" asks Theo, very politely.

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"—sure?"

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Dot! (Or not?)

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Nope.

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"… You seem to be magic too. Which I don't think is just breathing water for Blitzball."

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He blinks slowly. And looks at Auron.

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"Fiends are magical, yes?"

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"… Yes?"

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"And so, presumably, are unsent."

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"Whoa, wait, old guy, I'm not—dead."

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He shakes his head.

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"...you said you visited our Zanarkand, right? Is it... like Tidus' Zanarkand?"

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"Full of the ghosts-or-something of ex-summoners and guardians," says Theo. "Think I already mentioned that, got reprimanded for non-linear storytelling?"

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"Right, but I mean, is it a copy of the living and breathing one?"

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"It's like a replay of the scene just before Yunalesca got them."

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"The city, not the ghosts."

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"Oh – no, it's a bunch of ruins. I mean, it's recognizably the same place, but still, ruins."

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"But this—Tidus' Zanarkand, Tidus, Jecht—this isn't how unsent work."

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"I'm not dead!" he insists.

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"...it could be how spheres work..."

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"Sphere holograms aren't solid. The amount of magic it would take..."

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"...aeons are solid."

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"So have I mentioned that there's a very horrifying idea here?"

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"Sure, this isn't already terrible enough, what is it?"

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"Well, I think it might have already been hinted at, but since they're magic, something is presumably sustaining that. I thought it could be just possibly that perhaps the fayth were because – basically I saw Tidus's face in a bubble of water near some statues."

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"What?"

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"Which fayth? Where?"

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"After I left other-Zanarkand, I flew along for ages because it turns out it's inconveniently far away, found this-Zanarkand, went through the Cave Of Terrors or whatever it is, and then the other side of that basically was a collection of statues lit up weirdly in blue and a spring and some hovering water."

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"...I need to ask a fayth about it."

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"Are there any conveniently in Guadosalam, like, I don't recall seeing one but I might have just missed it?"

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"No, the next fayth on the list is in Macalania."

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"… That was the other side of the Thunder Plains, if I recall."

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"Yeah."

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Theo sighs. "So, is that our next step then? Because if so we might want to get done with– whatever it was here."

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"Yeah I'm going to need to talk to Maester Seymour but." He looks at Tidus. "Yeah."

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"Probably a good idea."

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"So... wait. You," he says, looking at Rikku, "and all the other Al Bhed—"

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(Wakka frowns but remains quiet.)

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"—are kidnapping summoners to save them from the pilgrimage and from dying there, because that doesn't kill Sin forever—"

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"If we atone—"

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"Wakka."

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"Doesn't kill Sin forever," he repeats, "and now we find out that the Final Aeon is a guardian who will become Sin later, for some reason, and I'm also an aeon." He looks at Auron. "And you knew that?"

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"I did not know you and your Zanarkand were aeons, no."

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"Maannnnn."

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Rikku nods. "So we were right all along."

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"You don't know that! It's all theories and ideas—"

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"Even the part that's not just theories and ideas is pretty damning, don't you think? And to figure it all out, we're going to talk to Maester Seymour and then go on to Macalania Temple talk to the fayth."

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He shrugs. "Yeah. Let's go, anyway."

Down they go, towards the palace.

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After a few seconds the doors open and Tromell appears. "Ah, my lord Kaede and his party. Yes, be welcome. This way, please, my lord," he says, and walks into the hall.

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Once they're all inside:

"Please, wait here, I will summon Lord Seymour." And he climbs the stairs to the upper chambers.

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"Big place," comments Theo.

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"Yeah," says Rikku, walking up one of the side stairs to peer at one of the old guado there.

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"I wonder what Maester Seymour could want."

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"I have a suspicion."

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Pause. "Was this the guy who had the hots for you?"

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"It was."

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"That's disrespectful!"

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"What, to say someone's attracted to someone else? Or was it the slang, was the slang the disrespectful part?"

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"And he's a Maester of Yevon!"

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"… Can't talk about who Maesters are attracted to?" Pause. "Oh, do they take an oath of abstinence or something, is the church – like that?"

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"No! It's just—argh! You don't say a Maester 'has the hots' for someone!"

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"… Cultural taboo?"

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"Never mind, just—don't say it."

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"Sure," he nods. Then to Kaede: "So anyway, do you think that's the reason he wants to see you?"

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"Maybe. Not exactly directly that, but indirectly, sure."

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Nod.

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And presently Tromell has returned.

"Please, follow me into the dinner chamber, Lord Seymour will join us shortly."

He opens the doors between the stairs, and leads them to a veritable banquet.

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Fancy.

Theo's not really that hungry.

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"Truly it is good to have guests again. Since Lord Jyscal passed away, these halls have been too quiet. But now a new leader, Lord Seymour, has come before us. Lord Seymour is the child of a Guado and a human. He will be the tie that binds our two races together. But that is not all, I think. Lord Seymour... He will surely become the shining star that lights the way for all the peoples of Spira."

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"That is enough, Tromell," says Maester Seymour, walking into the room from the same door. "Must I always endure such praise? Well. Be welcome, my lord summoner and guardians."

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Does Theo nod? Or, like, what.

… Yeah, okay, he nods.

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The others—even Kaede—bow and do the Yevon greeting he's seen a couple of times.

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"Please... there's no need for such formalities. Make yourselves at home."

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"Please keep this short, we have to leave soon."

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"My apologies."

He gestures around the room and it—

—changes. Everything is replaced by the night sky, all of them standing on nothing—

—and the vision of a city below their feet. A city Theo's pretty familiar with.

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"… Well hello Zanarkand."

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"Indeed, Zanarkand. As it was a thousand years ago."

The scene changes, and now they're flowing through the streets, seeing the people and the businesses and the outdoors and the huge water arcs.

"This was when... she lived."

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"… Clarification, she being Lady Yunalesca?"

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"Indeed," he says, and another gestures shift the scene to a bedroom, where a woman sits on her bed.

"She was the first person to defeat Sin and save the world from its ravages. However, Lady Yunalesca did not save the world alone. To defeat the undefeatable Sin... it took an unbreakable bond of love—of the kind that binds two hearts for eternity." And as he says this, a man walks into the room. Lady Yunalesca stands up and embraces him.

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He does not say "what did I tell you," but the look says it for him.

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He might smirk a little though.

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Kaede... sighs. "I am very flattered, Maester Seymour," he says. "It is truly an honour. But I'm afraid I must decline. I am a summoner; my life is dedicated to my pilgrimage, and ending Sin and bringing peace to Spira. Naught else."

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The illusion ends.

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He doesn't even roll his eyes or smirk – well, not any more than he was before.

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"You don't need to give your final answer immediately—"

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"I know, and again I thank you for the honour, but I must decline." He bows. "If you will excuse me, my lord Seymour, my guardians and I should continue on our journey."

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"We likely have an arduous road ahead of us," says Theo. "Should get going soon."

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"—very well. I will hold you here no longer."

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"Let's go," says Auron. He turns around, leading them out.

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Theo follows! Then, when they're probably out of range of Maester Seymour's hearing: "Well, that was… dramatic."

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"Did he seriously—"

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"Ask me to marry him, yes, he did, just like Lady Yunalesca and Lord Zaon. So, apparently he knows about the whole 'strong emotions make good Aeons' thing, and wants to become my Final Aeon. Very charming and romantic, really."

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"… Cute," proclaims Theo.

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"Why would he do that? Didn't you see his aeon there in Luca? It was really powerful."

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Theo frowns. "He… may have been in Zanarkand? One of the ghostly replay things." Pause. "With his mom?"

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"—his mum turned into an Aeon?"

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"But his mum died, what, fifteen years ago? He was just a kid, then."

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"That's... not a very nice thing to do to a kid."

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"Not a nice thing of, what, her to do?"

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"Yeah. Going on a pilgrimage, all the way to Zanarkand, to die and become a Final Aeon—you don't suppose that huge one in Luca was her?"

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"… I have no idea?"

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"I'd never seen that aeon before, in either of my two other pilgrimages, so—maybe."

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"… I didn't realize guardians did multiple pilgrimages," says Theo, then biting his lip a bit.

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"Most don't. My previous pilgrimages... weren't successful. Father Zuke abandoned it when we reached the Calm Lands, and Lady Ginnem... perished."

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"– Sorry for your loss."

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"I must not fail my summoner again. I have promised myself."

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"You won't. I have lots of guardians, and Theo can help us cheat."

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"Cheating sounds like a good idea."

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"We should go visit the Farplane, anyway, and then move on."

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Nod. "– So with all the weird replay things there was also this interactive spirit thingy. I forget his name."

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They start making their way around the branches and passages.

"What do you mean?"

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"I mean there was a – person? Probably? – who, oh, they said they were a fayth and they were being very mysterious and telling me I wasn't supposed to be there without a summoner. In Zanarkand."

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"What."

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"Is this at the talking fayth bit? Because I had forgotten that until just now."

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"It is. You can see fayth?"

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"… Not usually? I don't think?"

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"How did you, then?—oh, Zanarkand, right, bet there's tons of pyreflies there."

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"Yeah, there were."

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"...so maybe we'll find the fayth in the Farplane."

Speaking of which, here's the portal Theo crossed earlier. They cross it.

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… Theo has no idea why! Maybe it's the lack of religion, in Rikku's case. He makes a note to ask when they're back.

Portals: continue to be novel.

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Tidus stays behind, too, and asks Rikku about why she stayed.

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Wakka walks to the edge of the platform, folds his arms, and a red-haired boy who looks a bit like a younger version of Wakka with bits of Tidus appears, floating transparently there.

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Lulu watches him from a distance.

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And Kimahri stays back, arms crossed.

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Theo goes over towards Kaede.

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Who's standing off to one side, looking at the pretty stuff.

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Gosh, how fun.

Does it look like Wakka is interruptible or does that look like a private moment?

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Bit private, yeah.

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"I should call my mum, here," he says suddenly.

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"– Oh, okay." Pause. "Do you want me to move away…?"

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"Nah," he says, and a floating woman with dark hair appears. "Not like it matters. She can't respond, can she? You can't," he directs that part to her. "Can you?" No response. "I'm not even sure in what sense I could say this is her and not just some image except she wouldn't be here if she weren't dead."

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"… Do they never respond, then? It's just images of them?"

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"Yeah. It's why people think it's all fake."

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"Oh," he responds. "… I mean, I don't think there's any way for me to check, unfortunately."

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"Probably isn't, no," he sighs.

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"Try getting the fayth?" Kaede eventually asks.

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So he does!

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Nope.

"Well, was worth a try," he sighs.

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"Can you usually get fayth here?" asks Theo. "… I feel like I might've asked this already."

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"If you did I don't remember," he shrugs. "I don't know if anyone's ever tried, but if one talked to you... here's the place with the most pyreflies, out of anywhere."

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"Do they usually stay near their statues? Because maybe it was near his statue or something." Shrug.

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"They don't exactly have physical locations, in the strictest sense. They can be reached at their statues, but 'where is the fayth' is not a question with a well-defined answer."

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"Can they usually be reached not-at-their-statues, then?"

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"Not usually, I don't think. But in theory."

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"Huh, okay." Shrug. "Maybe he'll visit again, next time I'm there."

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"Maybe," he sighs, and looks at his mum again.

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"Were we going to do anything else here?"

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Nod. "Be back in a bit, then."

To Rikku and Tidus!

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Okay, to just Rikku then!

"Hey."

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(And Auron.)

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"Hi."

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"Mind if I ask why you stayed out here?"

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She shrugs. "I keep my memories inside."

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"Ah," he responds. "Well, we couldn't get the fayth. Unfortunately."

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"...so we'll have to go to Macalania, huh?"

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"Yeah, think so."

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She shivers.

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"Something wrong with Macalania itself?"

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"No, something wrong with the Thunder Plains."

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"… I agree with you there, yeah."

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"I hate lightning."

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"I got struck by it a few times on my way back here! It was not fun."

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"It seemed pretty large. So maybe but it'd take a while."

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"Yeah, but..."

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"Better than lightning? I mean, better than being struck by it, yeah, but I think there are ways around that."

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"Like what?"

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"… I mean, I assume there are, if we plan on going through it? You're not all as indestructible as I am."

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"Oh, yeah, just magic, but still."

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"I did a sort of, uh, haphazard plastic-and-metal suit thing. Which seemed like it worked, probably. But I'm not sure it's actually safe enough."

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"...when I was a kid, my brother was practising a thunder spell. He. Hit me. I've been terrified of it ever since."

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"Ah."

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Soon Kaede and the others step back through the portal.

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Theo waves. "All done?"

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"Yeah." They start climbing down the stairs—

—and an old ghostly guado starts trying to leave the Farplane.

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… Oh, weird. "– Guessing that doesn't normally happen?"

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"Wha—" he turns around.

"Lord Jyscal!" a guado man standing around calls.

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"Kaede. He does not belong here. Send him."

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"—right."

He climbs to the top of the stairs and starts doing the sending dance.

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"… You get people hanging around this close to the Farplane?"

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"Why not?"

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Kaede's dance starts disturbing and distributing pyreflies, and Auron grunts and falls to his knees.

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Theo moves Auron-wards! "Dude, you okay?"

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"I'm fine," he says, pushing Theo away.

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Jyscal's pyreflies dissolve and float back into the Farplane.

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"– Alright." Pause. "If you're sure?"

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He gets to his feet. "I'm sure."

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"Guys, we should talk."

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Theo looks away from Auron and over to Kaede. "Yeah?"

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"Not here." He starts leading the way.

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Theo follows!

"I thought sendings were, y'know, to get the spirits here. Didn't realize it'd be necessary this close."

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"I would think he was sent once... but he wanted to return to Spira. Something, a powerful emotion could have bound him to this world. Such things happen."

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"That's against the rules, isn't it?"

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"It means he died an unclean death."

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"Unclean how?"

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"I declare this conversation over until we get some time alone."

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"… So apparently they have a ton of prostitution in other-Zanarkand," comments Theo. "How common's that here?"

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"...what's 'a ton'?"

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"… Unit of measurement used figuratively that I thought translated? Seriously, what's up with your language, I think I already – I keep asking you about things that don't seem to exist? Like school, I think, you said wasn't a commonly-used word?"

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"I know what the word means, I mean what do you consider 'a ton of prostitution'."

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"… So it's not just a weird language glitch, okay." Sigh. "I mean they have large signs and someone just suggested I do that as a way to get money, which, seems less taboo than it usually is." Pause. "For humans, from what I can tell from media."

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"It's not really taboo? Anyone could die anytime—"

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"Because the mood isn't gloomy enough already."

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"—so people take their happiness where they can."

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"It seemed like a pretty large industry. Same here?"

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"Depends? Only cities where it's that large are Luca and Bevelle."

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"What about recreational drugs? Meaning, since you're low on the tech – plants and things that get people high?"

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"What about them?"

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"How prevalent are they? I'm used to, like, getting TV shows – like spherecordings – with anti-drug campaigns in the ad breaks, and then they're there like 'why can you make some medical drugs but not recreational ones?', so – that was fun."

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"...why didn't you make them recreational ones? Why would there be anti-drug campaigns?"

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"Because drugs often have side-effects relating to death when abused? And often have bad side effects when you go off them totally, too. The ones that are – or were, maybe – more common back where I'm from."

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"Healing magic, for one, and not the government's problem, for two? Also almost no one gets addicted to drugs, and the people who do usually just get help weaning off it and find some other drug if they want."

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"Okay, yeah, the healing magic is probably a large factor."

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"Zanarkand didn't have a lot of healing magic though."

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"They've got a ton of weirdly safe drugs and are kinda super advanced in technology, though? Or did when I went there, at least?"

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"Well, technology, yeah, but also the government doesn't have anything to do with it and the things Kaede said."

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"I thought the weaning would be done by healing magic – addiction is usually pretty bad and pretty likely?" Shrug. "Maybe you just have different drugs."

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"Maybe? Addiction seems to be, like, a personal thing—some specific people are more prone to be addicted to some specific drugs than others—and it's also heritable."

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"This applies less in more modern times – drugs are less the plant-derived ones with really bad side effects – but I haven't really looked into recreational drug use except how to treat cases of overdose and withdrawal in hospitals?"

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He shrugs. "Yeah but, well, not really a big deal."

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"Must just be more of a problem where I'm from, for some reason, then."

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"Yeah, maybe."

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Theo shrugs.

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They walk on, and Kaede leads them to a travel agency. "One room, for one hour, please." The receptionist person blinks at Kimahri but doesn't comment and gives them a key. They go to the one, rather spacious room.

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"So what was that thing about and the 'unclean death' thing?"

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"Jyscal's ghost dropped this," he says, and reveals a sphere, "before he disappeared. There was something he wanted to tell us strongly enough he came back from the dead to do. Ten gil on how this explains how unclean his death was?"

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"Don't think I actually have much money on me right now."

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Kaede sets the sphere down and starts playing it. A ghostly image of the same elderly guado they saw attempting to leave the Farplane, one of the many pictures adorning Seymour's palace, appears. "What I am about to tell you is the unclouded truth. I swear it on my honour as a guado. Listen to me very carefully, for I shall tell you the truth about my son, Seymour. His mind is closed even to me, a maester of Yevon. But I can feel flames of darkness burning in his heart. He is using Yevon, the guado, and even the summoners. If he is not stopped, he will surely bring destruction and chaos to Spira. I will leave this world soon, killed by my own son. But I do not fault him. Because I was not wise enough, he has suffered, and become twisted. I could not protect him and his mother from the world and its cruelty. I will accept death as punishment for my deeds. But whoever is watching this... I implore you to stop Seymour! Stop my son."

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"– That, uh, am I the only one who feels like they're missing details?"

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"Perhaps. Before Lord Jyscal, there was a lot of racism—from both sides. The Farplane used to be closed off to humans, and Yevon to guado. And Seymour's mother was, as you saw, a human."

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"– Okay, but, why would he be evil and what evil is he enacting and, I mean, the guado must have had some sort of reason to do this but… I feel like someone just randomly accused someone in the street of being a murderer for no particular reason and I don't know what to do about it?"

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"Well it's not someone, it is literally his father, and... He did come back from the dead."

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"Someone who was sent... cannot return, like that, unless they have unresolved matters. They need a very strong emotion, something to pull them back to this world, and they are barely more than that emotion when that happens. It is... hard to conceive that he could have lied... but also hard to conceive that Maester Seymour would have done such a thing."

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"Man, what is it today... I'm kinda hopin' I'll wake up and this'll all have been a dream, ya?"

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"So we have that Seymour may have killed his dad or if not then his dad just really needed to tell someone that for… some reason…?"

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"The only way what he said could have been untrue would be if he were, simply, mistaken about it. He could not, in that state, have done something he did not believe."

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"Okay, that's… even more worrying."

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"So ghost gramps says creepy maester killed him, he can't have lied so either he's right or mistaken, what do we actually do about that?"

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"We have this sphere and basically no other evidence than what people know about unsent and returned. Accusing him will serve literally no one, and I'm more worried about him 'bringing chaos and destruction to Spira' than anything." Pause. "Wait he did just heavily imply he knew about guardians becoming the Final Aeon, right?"

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"– With the, not protecting his mother thing?"

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"With the 'asking me to marry him to save the world from Sin' thing right after mentioning Lord Zaon and Yunalesca."

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"– I thought you meant the guado ghost, not Seymour. But yeah, I think Seymour did."

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"How much control did Jecht seem to have over Sin?"

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"… It depends on whether you exclude anything he did while it was screwing with his mind?" says Theo, then pauses, looking at Tidus.

(Oops.)

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"It was what?"

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"I – think I already mentioned briefly that he wasn't functioning quite how he wanted especially when he – like when Sin attacked and I disappeared with it, he wasn't really in control there because– it was screwing with him."

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"...was he ever?"

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"When it was hiding away doing nothing. And sometimes he could nudge it a bit, he said?"

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"And what could someone who wanted to encourage Sin's more antisocial tendencies do?" he wonders.

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"Nudge it to attack more often? But I'm not sure if they could do it much – I said it sort of went dormant, right, and you sort of knew that already – it might be hard to move it out of that state. Or, maybe not."

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"The way magic works, feelings add up or mix and that's where the power comes from. If someone wants to help Sin, I'm not at all sure that won't actually work."

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"… I don't understand why he'd – what motivation he'd have to do this. The guado – Jyscal – said he'd become twisted?"

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"Well, he could just be really traumatised, what with the thing with his mother."

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Wakka looks like he wants to say something but ultimately decides against it.

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"I guess people don't always have the most reasonable responses to stuff like that."

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"So I guess the question is, what do we do about that? If it's false it's ridiculous, if it's true it's—he is one of the four most powerful people on Spira."

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"Along with who else?"

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"Maester Kelk Ronso, Minister of Civil Affairs; Maester Wen Kinoc, Minister of Military Affairs, head of the Warrior Monks and overseer of the Crusaders; and Grand Maester Yo Mika, leader of all the peoples of Spira. Maester Seymour is the Minister of Temple Affairs, who maintains the temples' rituals and teachings and oversees the summoners."

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"… Okay, so he's pretty strongly linked to the church and also summoners. I'm guessing there are no convenient 'detect evil motive' spells we could use?"

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"Magic cannot read minds, no."

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"And I'm guessing it also can't predict the future…?"

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"It cannot."

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"So we don't seem to have any convenient ways to verify whether he is insane and-or evil, and a really bad potential fallout if he is."

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"That seems to about sum it up, yes."

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"Would anything particularly tragic happen if he went missing for, say, a month? – I am not suggesting it happen, just trying to work out how much he's holding things together."

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"Not really. Other than people panicking his duties can be done by his immediate underlings."

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"What sort of level of magic do most people have around here? And do you know if he does a lot of magic – I assume he does some?"

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"All Maesters of Yevon are proficient at magic, but most people aren't."

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"So we would probably have issues if we tried kidnapping him anyway."

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"And we don't actually have enough evidence that we should."

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"No," agrees Theo. "But if we did need to. It seems like we might struggle."

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"Well, he just wants to use Sin, right? So... do we have to change anything? We just go and kill Sin and fix everything!"

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"I feel like that plan is relying on quite a lot." Pause. "Plus I have no idea if Seymour – if he's actually trying to do this – is just going to accept that Kaede said no. I mean, I don't know how he'd get around that, but I expect he might try if he's aiming for destruction?"

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"...and something is summoning the other Zanarkand, and Tidus, and who wants to bet that that something is completely independent and disconnected from the giant monster that destroyed our Zanarkand a thousand years ago?"

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"I'd rather not," sighs Theo. "It seems like we probably have a big issue going on. More than just Sin, I mean."

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"And we've spent long enough here. Was there anything else we needed to discuss?"

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"Nothing immediate, I don't think."

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"Then let's move."