with Max (Benedict)
with Earth and Lightning (kappa)
with Ann and Sabrina (kuuskytkolme)
She stops. She's sure she went trough a door that leads to a hallway, not.... where ever this is.
She turns to Ann. "Was there always a bar here or did I suddenly go insane?"
"My name's Bella. I don't know, I'm already here without knowing how I could have gotten here or having any way to find out besides asking the bar questions, I'm not sure how taking a drink would make anything worse. Not really thirsty enough to try it yet though."
"I'm not even that much inconvenienced, just kind of perplexed," says Bella. "My first thought was it was some kind of psychic 'mon attack, but it really doesn't seem like it."
"Shao?" asks the creature.
Bella scritches it on the head.
"What's an... animal?"
An animal is like a Pokémon except that they typically come in a wider variety of species, have a much smaller lower bound on their size, do not evolve in the way you are accustomed to Pokémon doing, are weaker and more fragile, usually do not respond as well to training by humans, cannot go into Pokéballs or PC storage, and usually do not produce anything you would recognize as an "attack".
"Uh, some people eat some kinds of Pokémon, but I don't, most people don't. Some of them give milk or eggs or other edible stuff but I wouldn't eat an actually butchered 'mon. We eat plants - not plantlike 'mon, just regular plants. And 'mon are generally not as smart as humans, although they vary a lot, and they can make attacks and they're tougher and stronger and they evolve and they work with Pokéballs." She puts Juu back in her ball and the ball back on her belt.
"For the record, where we live most humans eat some animals, and I don't think there are many animals nobody's tried eating. Animals can be smart too, I think there was a woman who taught a gorilla to sign, that's the smartest I know of. Of course most species of animal are universally dumb. And as far as I remember most living things in the planet are bugs, both in number and mass, and they have too tiny brains to have anything else but instincts."
"Uh, I don't know how Pokéballs work, I'm not an engineer, I tried making my own out of an Apricorn once but it didn't work. Pokémon fight a lot - each other, mostly, if one attacks an undefended human the human's in a lot of trouble so we try really hard to avoid that - and they do it with, well, attacks, which are more powerful and often flashier than the kind of thing you learn if you go to a martial arts class for humans. I mean, some 'mon do things humans can learn as martial arts, but they're better and more natural at it, and humans cannot breathe fire. My 'mon are all already fully evolved so I can't really show you it happening, but -" She releases another creature, pets it, and says, "This is Dusk, and this," she taps a few buttons on her watch and displays the screen, "is one of his baby pictures. He evolved and now he's an Umbreon instead of an Eevee."
"I have six, which is the most anybody can have active at once unless they're herd 'mon or extremely tame or something. What they can do is... pretty vague. Rachis can carry me around flying? Branch and Fireflower carry me around on the ground? Zag can swim?"
Dusk takes to this instruction more readily than Branch does; he pounces on the larger Pokémon, nips him on the ear, leaps off. Branch halfheartedly aims a kick, which Dusk dodges.
"Come on, you can do better than that, Branch. Horns, you've got horns."
Branch bows his head and manages to catch Dusk on his horns and toss him into the air. Dusk rights himself in midair and lands on Branch's back, nips his neck, jumps off.
"Dig," Bella says, "gently," and suddenly Dusk is underground with astonishing speed. Branch dances nervously around the environs of the hole, and is knocked over by an equally rapid ascent under his feet; Dusk pounces on him while he's prone, lightly nips Branch's foreleg, and jumps away again. Branch gets up.
"Horn Leech," Bella says, "again, gently, gently," and Branch aims his horns at Dusk, who yelps indignantly when they connect; Branch looks leafier and less bitten. "Solar Beam," she adds, squinting up at the cloudy sky. Branch starts glowing. "Faint Attack -" Dusk jukes left, then zigzags around to leap up and kick Branch in the head. Branch retaliates by aiming the glowing at Dusk, who is driven a few feet backwards by the blast but gets right up again and obeys Bella's "Shadow Ball" order. This does nothing whatsoever to Branch, apparently, but it looks very impressive, Dusk forming a wad of spherical darkness that passes completely through Branch's torso and dissipates before it hits the ground. "Return -" Branch obeys, but misses; Dusk takes advantage of the confusion to sneak in a scratch to Branch's flank.
"Psychic." Dusk dances away from Branch for optimal range; the scenery distorts slightly and Branch whines. "Megahorn." Branch scoops up Dusk in his horns again, more emphatically than before, and flings him; he lands on the ground, conscious but a little the worse for wear. "Good. Stop," commands Bella, and Branch begins unconcernedly eating grass. Dusk trots over to her to be picked up.
"Usually the easiest way to teach this to novices is to play a few games with everyone's hands on the table face up."
Here is the sandwich! It is on nice toasty crusty bread and the cheese is melting and there is also a pickle spear on the side. And here is the tea.
"Can you charge my Pokétch?"
Yes.
"I would like a loaded omelette, I'm not picky but no meat," says Bella, "and a lemonade."
¥130. And here is the omelette, full of cheese and leeks and bits of crispy potato and tomato.
"Oh come on, this is where I draw the line. There's no such thing as a categorically harmless thing. You can strangle a person with almost anything, you can break a glass and use it as a knife, you can bludgeon a person to death with anything hard. A candy bar can be used as a killing weapon if the victim is allergic to nuts."
"What about a Porygon?"
Still alive in the relevant sense.
"I mean, if you just want a 'mon, any 'mon - Bar, can you do currency exchange?"
Yes.
"I could lean out the door and yell at passers-by that I'll pay some ridiculous amount of money for any critter at all, but if you're from another world I'm not sure if you can train them, at least not without being really picky about the 'mon's personality. People vary in how many they can get to recognize as their trainer at once. Six is the maximum, everybody can do at least one - but that's everybody in my world. If I hand you some random Zigzagoon it might get confused and attack you."
"Okay, but you are literally a random person I met in a bar. I don't know anything about what you've got going on at home. I might come through myself and have a look around and see if I could do helpful things if I could rely on the door to let me go home when I wanted, but I can't."
"You hate people who don't give deadly weapons to screaming strangers in magic bars? What the hell kind of people do you like? I'm not feeling very convinced right now! I mean, maybe Bar can give me a course in your world's history and current events and you can lay out a plan besides - what the hell does 'enforce equality' even mean - but I can't afford to stay here forever, I can't collect on my allowance or win tournaments while time's paused, and I might have other things to do with my runway than that specific possible thing I could maybe do with access to a magic bar."
"That's more than enough," she says. "You, is this creature yours?" she asks Bella.
"The door's gone," says the Security lady. "You couldn't go home anyway. I'm giving your friend six hours subjective in the cell and then she can be on her way; you can do whatever you like as long as it doesn't involve picking fights in the main bar." Her feet touch the ground briefly and she takes off again, flying at a sedate walking distance towards the door whence she came with Sabrina's wrist still in her grip.
"I'm still really really sorry, but I think I need to check if they'll let me talk her out of doing more stupid things. She doesn't usually stay angry this. Umm... Explosively for long, but just to make sure. Also, she's my sister and oldest friend, I don't want to leave her alone in an unfamiliar place, I hope you understand?"
She ticks the first things that come to her mind with her fingers.
"We don't have those Poké-things."
"Ooh, okay. That means you don't have kangaroos or puppies. What's it like, not having puppies? They're tiny and cute and people keep them as pets, and then they grow up to be less tiny but still cute. Some get allergic to their dogs and have to give them away. I think that was most of the relevant things about them. Ann, what do you think?"
"Dogs are domesticated from another kind of animal and have had a basically symbiotic relationship with humans for a long while; they give us protection and company and get food and shelter. They're also smart, for animals, highly social and can be trained to do several things including herding, attacking people, working as blind person's aid and sniffing out drugs and bombs."
"A world of mostly herbivores sounds very strange. Bigger and bigger predators is an obvious niche to fill, and even when the herbivores have ways to defend themselves there's always something that can and will eat them, even humans with our big brains and weapons. I find it hard to imagine, either what the most defenseless Pokémon can do makes it more efficient to compete for food rather than eat the Pokémon or you have less than a few dozen species all together."
"Oh - 'mon have different, well, types, of characteristics. What type or types a 'mon is affects their defenses and correlates with their offenses. Like - Fireflower's an easy example. She's fire-type, so she can learn lots of possible fire attacks on top of a few others, and she's defensively strong against other fire attacks, weak against water, etcetera. There's a chart."
"Okay, let's define the terms. In short evolution is small cumulative changes in animal populations over a long period of time that results in individuals in different populations no longer being able to procreate and thus creating new species. There is, of course more to it, but it's not obvious unless you live for hundreds of thousands of years and habitually observe a certain group of animals."
"...Okay. The word 'evolution' in my language refers to individual Pokémon literally glowing and changing shapes under certain conditions often related to having a lot of combat experience but sometimes otherwise. Also, different species of 'mon can have baby 'mon together as long as they're in the same egg group. And all of them can have baby 'mon with Ditto."
"I don't have a video on me. Ditto look like pink blobs with faces. And no, Pokémon in general are almost all named after the vocalizations they produce, but it's really cute that it's translating like that, considering that Ditto transform into other things."
"People where you live must have really bad imaginations, because that's a silly way to name things. what if a cat was called 'meow' or a dog was called 'bark'. And to say the name of a bird you'd have to sing its song. Okay, that'd actually be pretty fun, and as a bonus you'd always be able to recognize what bird is singing."