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fair maiden!
Ari Kaltenbaum
bitterchill
Sir* Arel of Keltema has heard there is a dragon nearby who has recently captured a maiden passing fair. Arel enjoys both maidens passing fair and the rescue thereof; thus, his course of action is obvious. He goes to rescue her! His trusty steed carries him swiftly to the dragon's mountain lair. His trusty cat sits in his lap while they travel. It's a good arrangement all around.
Once the lair is reached, Ari stands proudly and shouts traditional challenges. "Foul beast! I hear tell you have kidnapped a fair maiden! Release her or suffer my wrath!"
*sort of
Once the lair is reached, Ari stands proudly and shouts traditional challenges. "Foul beast! I hear tell you have kidnapped a fair maiden! Release her or suffer my wrath!"
*sort of
Jann of Raxwell
abeance
Another knight* pokes his head out the entrance to the cave. "Dragon's not home," he says. "Neither's the princess. I think she's gone to visit the neighbors or something, I'm waiting. Did you want this one particularly? I don't mind letting you go first when they're back."
*actually
*actually
Ari Kaltenbaum
bitterchill
"The first few were just, uh, comments to me. The most recent was that you 'smell like a woman'. He's used to not being translated on that kind of thing."
Leo meows again. "He'd like to clarify that he would still have said you smell like a woman if he were used to being translated."
Leo meows again. "He'd like to clarify that he would still have said you smell like a woman if he were used to being translated."
Jann of Raxwell
abeance
That is fine with Jann.
The princess comes home. She does this in advance of her dragon.
"Uh, hi," she says.
"Hi!" says Jann. "Is your dragon expected soon?"
"Xorech'll be back any minute. Uh, look, this is probably very awkward, but even if one... or both?... of you defeat Xorech, I have a girlfriend back home, so..."
"Ah," says Jann. "Ah well."
"I mean I really want to go back to her so if it wouldn't be too much trouble for one or both of you to defeat Xorech anyway I would really appreciate it."
Jann looks at Arel. "I mean, I will still fight your dragon for you, but he was first in line."
The princess comes home. She does this in advance of her dragon.
"Uh, hi," she says.
"Hi!" says Jann. "Is your dragon expected soon?"
"Xorech'll be back any minute. Uh, look, this is probably very awkward, but even if one... or both?... of you defeat Xorech, I have a girlfriend back home, so..."
"Ah," says Jann. "Ah well."
"I mean I really want to go back to her so if it wouldn't be too much trouble for one or both of you to defeat Xorech anyway I would really appreciate it."
Jann looks at Arel. "I mean, I will still fight your dragon for you, but he was first in line."
Jann of Raxwell
abeance
"He doesn't like my cooking, he'll probably call it your fight if you stub his claw," says the princess. "Don't overdo it, or he'll step up his game on principle."
"I'll just go back down that way a bit in case it goes pear-shaped, shall I?" says Jann, and he heads down the path away from the cave entrance.
"I'll just go back down that way a bit in case it goes pear-shaped, shall I?" says Jann, and he heads down the path away from the cave entrance.
Ari Kaltenbaum
bitterchill
Ari jumps out of the way, and the claw finds itself trapped in the suddenly liquid stone of the cave, which is suddenly not liquid again! (Dwarf magic, Ari loves dwarf magic.) He takes the opportunity to snap a kick down on the dragon's arm while it's not available to savage him.
Ari Kaltenbaum
bitterchill
Ack!
"Hey, I said I'm only mostly a knight! The rest is various magic." He demonstratively pulls a long warhammer out of his sleeve and uses it to bash Xorech in the side. (Close to the spot where he kicked, but not close enough for Arel's liking. He needs to get some more practice in on his larger target strategy.)
"Hey, I said I'm only mostly a knight! The rest is various magic." He demonstratively pulls a long warhammer out of his sleeve and uses it to bash Xorech in the side. (Close to the spot where he kicked, but not close enough for Arel's liking. He needs to get some more practice in on his larger target strategy.)
Ari Kaltenbaum
bitterchill
"An excellent question! Probably with the horse." Ari says cheerfully as he begins the search for his steed. "She's intelligent enough to stay in the area I put her when I'm fighting something, but she scares easily, so there's some looking involved. Aha! There you are."
He finds her under a tree, moderately spooked but mostly unharmed. Leo appears to have been comforting her by being very soft and fluffy at her. "Trusty steed and trusty cat. We must be off! We're returning Princess Lisatoline to Somethingorother by the Mountains."
Leo rolls his eyes, but allows Arel to mount his trusty steed.
He finds her under a tree, moderately spooked but mostly unharmed. Leo appears to have been comforting her by being very soft and fluffy at her. "Trusty steed and trusty cat. We must be off! We're returning Princess Lisatoline to Somethingorother by the Mountains."
Leo rolls his eyes, but allows Arel to mount his trusty steed.
Jann of Raxwell
abeance
The residents of this castle are very pleased to have their princess back. Lisatoline does all the necessary smoothing-over of the confusion generated by her having been rescued by apparently two knights and not planning to marry either one of them.
"My next stop is the Caves of Fire and Night," says Jann, "if you want to go with me at least until we pass someplace comfortable and private."
"My next stop is the Caves of Fire and Night," says Jann, "if you want to go with me at least until we pass someplace comfortable and private."
Jann of Raxwell
abeance
"Look, it's not as though I'm not amenable, but you may find yourself disappointed by my level of enthusiasm if you're planning less artistic pursuits as a primary form of entertainment for a medium-sized amount of time, I don't want you noticing this at some more awkward moment and being all upset."