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Winter and Spring After the End
The continuing chronicles of life after the Bug
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Winter has come to New York, and with it, a blizzard. Ezekiel Lennox, being deterred by neither wind nor snow, has set himself to the task of clearing out the corpses from a commercial zone. He wants to put on an ice fair. 

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"I can't promise much turnout, but I can publicize your event once things are more certain. Perhaps you're going to recruit Tabby's growing horde to help you prepare the area?"

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"Yeah. She's been taking that Superhuman League thing real serious...think we should be worried?"

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"I actually feel better about her since she's thrown herself into that. It's a constructive outlet for her energy. And heroes wouldn't turn people who would abuse their new powers, would they?"

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"I guess not. And the cape looks nice on her."

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"I think I could get one of the old coal plants online long enough to support a big grand fair. Lights and rides, even. Favors for favors though."

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"And what would those favours be?"

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"Trustworthy help with some of what's left of the internet. Field trips to cell phone towers and the like."

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"I can do that!"

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"Very good. You'll have a few dozen kilowatts when the time comes, I'll make sure of it."

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"Hurray! Anything you need done now ish?"

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"I'm good for now, actually. Come back tonight and I'll give you a little minimum training."

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"Kay." He heads out into the ice.

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Smells like a band of looters is in the general area.

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He prepares himself for epic combat and investigates.

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These guys would probably describe themselves as scavengers, not looters.

They're dressed in heavy clothes, and dumping various stuff from the abandoned shops into bikes festooned with baskets and bags. One person, a lookout, shouts when he sees Zeke.

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Maybe epic combat can wait. "Hello!"

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"Hi! We'll be out of your hair in a few minutes!"

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"You need any help?"

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"Thanks but no thanks. The Acquisitions Department is doing well enough on its own."

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"The who?"

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"We're a field team for the Acquisitions Department. We go out and acquire stuff. It's the basis for all profit-moving operations."

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"Did Nick form a punker squad or something?"

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"I've heard of the 'punkers'. The Exchange Department likes them. But we're the Survival Corporation, and the Acquisition Department head is Sherry Ortega."

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"Oh, I get it, you're playing buisness! Me and Tabby used to do that. Danny bought me out."

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"I wouldn't say we're playing business. The end of the world has created a lot of market space. We have actual factories still running, you know."

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"Oh. You should speak to my mummy. She's very interested in society."

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"That would be a matter for the Exchange Department. We're just Acquisitions."

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He rolls his eyes. "Bureaucracy. Can you at least pass along a message to them?"

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"I'll give you the corporate email address..." He reads it off.

"Jack, we're about full here! Time to go home!"

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He moves on, still lots of work to do at the commercial district he's picked out. Large, faceless corporations, always pushing out the small Mom, Pop & Nick businesses.

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Nothing else looks particularly likely to interrupt him for a while.

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...Work is boring. He decides to go and see if the Lupine branch of the Superhuman League needs something to do.

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She's acting as a human crane at some sort of construction project. "Heeey, what's up Zeke?"

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"I'm setting up a winter fair. Terence even agreed to get a coal plant working for the lights!"

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"That'll be fun, I hope! What kinds of stuff are you gonna set up there? This sounds like a job for Event Planner Wolf."

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"Well, I'll probably try to get the Bloodsuckers back together. Maybe see if I could drag over a merry-go-round or something. Jo could do a food truck!"

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"We need carnival games, more than one food stall for sure. A prize raffle? Face painting. Bonfire!"

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"Danny's fantabulous robot display!"

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"Those things are creepy, no matter what you two say. You heard of Five Nights at Freddy's?"

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"Yes. That night Danny had to sleep in me and Andrew's room. I think he built his robots as some kinda revenge."

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"I still don't like them."

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"I'm just amazed that game scared him so much. We're vampires! He could probably beat up those singing robots."

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"Games like that are about being scared. S'why I don't like them either. When are you planning on holding the fair? Week or two from now?"

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"Sounds about right. Should be a bit easier for people who aren't us to walk around outside then."

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"I bet someone can rig up a vampire-powered snowplow for you. And since it'll be inside, you can turn on the heat if we can find a little natural gas, eh?"

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"Poor humans, can't enjoy the snow as Lilith intended."

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"Hey, even I can't stand the cold as well as you cheaters. I have to keep moving to not freeze when I'm wolfy, and I have to wear coats and things still like this."

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"Must make changing really annoying."

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"Well, it's less cold to me than it used to be. But yeah."

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"Sons and daughters of Samael still come out on top!"

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"Too bad not everyone can experience the awesome of being all wolfy."

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"Maybe you can turn someone by feeding them your fur or something."

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"Your mum said wolves don't turn or get turned. It's only offspring that get it."

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"Yeah. Wonder why that is."

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"When we're not worrying about kids starving or getting strep throat and freezing we can science at it."

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"Just as long as they don't ask for more fingers."

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This is a giggle-worthy comment.

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"I'm gonna go negotiate the commercial side of things."

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"Let me know who you sign on. I'll come look at the place later and start planning what goes where."

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He makes a beeline for Jo or Nick. Whoever's closer.

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Happens to be Nick, looking more smug than he has in a while.

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"Good day shop-cat!"

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"Indeed it is. Hehehe. How's things?"

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"Planning an ice fair! I've already secured juice for the pretty lights!"

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"And it just gets better, since I imagine you will require a significant amount of logistical support."

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"Yes....and why are you so happy?"

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"I acquired a strategic resource, the nature of which shall remain secret for now."

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"Oh, good I guess. I was worried you had found some way of making Tabby quiet."

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"Something like that would be much more impressive."

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"Hmm...is it a perpetual motion machine?"

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"You don't get hints. The world will find out when the time is right."

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"Yeah, that's not ominous. So, think you'll have time to help with the fair I between tending to your cauldron of Lilith blood or whatever it is?"

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"Sure! As long as I get appropriately compensated, of course."

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"I know, I know. We can put you as a sponsor on the posters or something."

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"Hm. I prefer something more concrete... Like your help moving around a large amount of concrete mix I found."

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"Sure! And is that it?"

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"That's all the payment I want. But it's a lot of concrete mix. I'm going to rig up a sled thing for it and we'll need lots of trips."

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"Whatcha going to do with it?"

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"Build stuff."

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"Like Legos but bigger!"

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"Working with concrete is hard, though, says those college books. I'm gonna need to order a lot of steel bars from that factory up by Albany. If I can hire those tugboat guys away from whatever else they're doing."

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"You are the oldest nine year old ever. And I say that as a twenty-something."

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"Oh really? Isn't building a fort a prime nine year old adventure? Usually nine year olds use old lumber and Dad's help, admittedly."

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"Touché. Although for a super-strong immortal adopted son of Lilith you sure do hire a lot of manual labour."

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"I'm gonna do plenty of it myself too. But economies are built on cooperation, don't ya know."

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"I think you told me that. And I'm going to pursue catering. Seen Jo anywhere?"

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"Tabby's evil layer, I think. You might be better off just talking to the distro kitchens though, they've got bulk on their side. Unless you're going for variety, that'd work."

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"You ever been to a fair with only one food stall?"

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"Yeah. It was some stupid lumberjack's trade show that Dad dragged me to, though."

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"He's a lumberjack and he's okay, he hunts all night and he sleeps for three hours a day!"

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"What. Just... What. Right, so, what sorts of supplies will you need particularly?"

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"Know where I can find a merry-go-round?"

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"Yeah, actually. There's one in Fort Central Park. And one in Forest Park. And one in Willowbrook park... And more. Parks seem to like carousels."

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"Think we could take one apart and put it back together in less than two weeks?"

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"Hm... We can probably figure it out if we spend enough time on it, yeah. And I have tools."

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"Well, I doubt the Fort kids will like us taking anything of their's, so Willowbrook is probably our best bet."

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"Don't know what condition either one will be in, maybe I should take a look at a bunch and pick one that seems mostly functional already for you?"

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"That'd be good, thanks."

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Nod, nod. "Well, I'll go later today. Expecting a delivery."

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"See ya!"

He heads for Jo next.

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Jo is busy being a cat in a particularly abandoned area. Good rats here.

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"Afternoon, Floofy."

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"Myau." She sits on the end of a cargo container and tilts her head questioningly.

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"Ice fair, food will be a thing. Think you could manage?"

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She runs off and comes back after a few seconds, clothed. "That really depends. How many people? What kind of facilities are there gonna be?"

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"I figure most of the kids at the distro, and Terence says he can supply some power."

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"I mean like, if there's an abandoned and only kinda-looted fast food place near where you're holding it, I can use their cooking stuff. The power is good news though."

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"There's a KFC full of delicious, nutritious rats."

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She makes a quiet pleased 'eee' sound. "Well, cleaning up the vermin is pretty important, isn't it?"

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"Yes, for humans do not appreciate the taste of the noble rat."

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"Disease and stuff too. But mostly I'm after the yummy rats, you're right."

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"Speaking of rat appreciators, have you seen Tabby anywhere?"

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"She went punker-herding a couple miles north, I think. Something about a bridge."

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He remembers something. "Oh. I should probably check on her. You wanna come?"

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"Sure!"

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They head north until they catch Tabby's scent.

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Tabby, decked out in her fur cape and battle crown, is discussing something with the leader of what Zeke had taken to calling the bridge trolls.

"And people have been telling me you're being mean."

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"Oh really? Well, you have to be tough to lead in times like these. But what exactly are 'people' saying about me?"

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"That your toll is too high, and you're not letting some people through even if they can pay."

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"You met Dennis, then. I knew him before the bug, he's a huge bully. No way am I letting a bully on my bridge."

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"And that you're not letting people leave."

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"Huh? I let people leave. Let Rush leave, your brother knows about that. It's trying to leave with my stuff that I don't let happen. That's theivin'."

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"Um, Rush said she had to be sneaky."

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Shrug. "She took one of the brooming spears with her. Maybe that's why. But I let it go as, like, back pay."

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"Would you at least consider lowering the toll?"

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"We keep the peace around here, you know? Drive off raiders for the next four blocks. If you don't want to pay a really modest amount for safe crossing, you can go to the Tappan Zee a couple miles north. Or try to wade one of the tunnels. Then again... If I got supplies from somewhere else, I wouldn't need to take tolls."

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"If you lowered the toll, less people would detour around your bridge."

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She scoffs. "The numbers don't support that. We have a bunch of regular customers doing trade and deliveries and scavenging in the inner city. They can afford it. But if I lower the price for feeling sorry... Then everyone else invents a sob story, and the trader gets mad that his toll's still the same, and it's a disaster."

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"Everyone's an economist these days," Zeke mutters to Jo.

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Jo splorfles.

Marla insists, "The world is new again. Carpe diem! Isn't pursuit of money, like, an American right?"

She's showing remarkable courage, standing confidently in front of three vampires.

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"My family's German." Okay, so her mother just happens to be from Saxe-Coburg, but who's quibbling?

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"Suure. Anyway. Miss Resplendent Vampire Queen, are you going to kick me off my own bridge and take my stuff and not charge tolls? Or can we find some kind of compromise? 'Cause asking me to reduce my income without offering some supplies or some security is kind of bossy."

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"Fine, fine, I'll talk to Nick about it. But he'll probably want like, free access or something."

Being responsible suuuuuuucks.

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"Nick's the other vampire? The one that's not here? He's got a good head on his shoulders..." She looks a bit wistful.

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She's annoyed, but she's not sure why.

"Yeah, he does. Probably why he has a shop and not a bridge."

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"Society doth not consist of one business alone, Your Resplendence."

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Jo has just acquired teasing material and she's really trying not to show it.

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"I bet he only uses bridges out of social responsibility."

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"Maybe he doesn't want to look like a crazy Punker queen."

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"Crazy punker consort."

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"Oh, you have a cruuush on him? Gonna marry him? That's why you got so mad at Marla just now, isn't it?"

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"Yes! Okay, yes! I picked him from the herd, I get dibs!"

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"Knew it~! Now you just have to make him realize it."

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"I think he does realise. Would explain why he's so easy to fluster."

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"I'm still here," Marla says, rolling her eyes. "So - I get solar panels and hydroponic stuff or something else about as useful from someone, or I don't lower the toll."

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"Fine, sure. And try to be nicer to people." The last part is layered with a little compulsion.

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Marla makes a sarcastic 'heh' sound at this, but she does look thoughtful.

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"Super-Punker-Queen, away!"

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Jo follows her, somersaulting and grinning.

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Poor Nick is being bugged a lot by his fellow vampires.

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Well what if he shuts his doors and asks them to go away?

The second half of today is a me-day.

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"Huh," she says once they're out of earshot.

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"I don't think it means anything. Sometimes you just want to be alone."

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"I know. Hey, anyone you want to pluck out of the herd?"

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"A few people, kinda. My brother still doesn't want it though."

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"I'm sorry about that. Still, any boys who are not your brother?"

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"Hm... That's classified. You'll have to spy to figure it out."

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"Will do!"

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Of course, she plans on leaving false trails. "Let's go heckle the video-gamers back at the shelter, that's always fun."

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"Their peace and happiness must be disturbed at all costs!"

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"...And that's why using GPS tracking alone is not good enough for this. You need a backup system."

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"This'll really save on mail-vampires."

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"Not everything can be replaced by these drones, though."

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"Yet."

If there was a camera, it would probably be slowly zooming into Danny's face right now while scary music plays.

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"No. Not 'yet'. Let's not build Skynet, the humans won't like it."

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He giggles. "Humans don't know what's good for em."

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"While this is frequently true, it still won't do do completely disenfranchise them."

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"Okay, okay, they can keep toiling."

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"I think the upcoming fair is a good time for a learning experience with high voltage. So long as you promise to be careful..."

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He grins and salutes. "Yes sir!" 

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Well he has some test equipment over in this corner... Terence enjoys proper, advanced mentorship a lot more than leading the shelter's basic programming classes...

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And Danny kind of enjoys having a sorta-but-not-really-but-that's-okay dad. 

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Time marches on.

'Loner' kids have it tough - moving from place to place, hiding out. For everyone in an established shelter there are others who, for some reason, have gone it alone or who keep moving from base to base with a small group. There's even some strain in the distribution center when it's 'discovered' that quite a few children are 'hoarding'.

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Tabby has had to break up a lot of fights. Somehow, kids aren't quick to accept a swirling, hyperactive embodiment of anarchy as an authority figure.

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"We need a court to handle this or something. So it seems fair. Everyone's anxious, you know? ...The ice fair will be good for that, relieve some tension."

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"Hope so."

The ice-fair does eventually roll around. Held inside a refurbished shopping mall, mostly chosen for the presence of an indoor ice skating rink, Zeke has done a fairly admirable job. Sure, it's probably roughly equivalent to a decent county fair pre-Bug, but standards have changed since the Bug. He even managed to drag over and assemble that carousel. 

 

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With a lot of help from Nick.

 

Who is selling ice skates.

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Meanwhile, Danny is holding a robot display. While dressed as a carnival barker. 

"Come one, come all, step right up! Behold, Daniel Lennox's marvelous machine creatures!"

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A lot of the smaller children, 7 and under, are interested in the show. But a few of the older ones appear to be there only to learn what he's cooked up now and if it's dangerous.

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Mostly automated farming equipment, although there are some show models designed to resemble the sci fi ideal of robot servants.

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Farm robots are a little bit boring. But they're still robots.

There's a decent mix of older geeks here. Including Dennis, bassist and the guy who showed him Portal. He keeps asking technical questions.

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And Danny is rattling off terribly sophisticated answers. 

"....and if Terence thinks they're alive, he smashes them with a hammer."

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"Then stop doing machine learning. Static algorithms are probably just as good half the time."

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"True. Also, if the machines go all scary robot skeleton on us, paint your hideout with lots of lines and complex patterns. It'll be harder to find you."

He's just repeating it in case Dennis didn't see the billboards he's put up.

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"Wouldn't a place painted with lines and patterns be more obvious that something's hiding there, even if it's hard to see?"

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"Shoot. Better repaint that one later."

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"Just don't give any of them GLaDOS voices..."

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"Or cover them with fur. That makes them angry."

He then does a pitch perfect imitation of a certain kill-screech from a certain game.

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People are mostly confused, less unnerved.

Dennis throws a popcorn kernel at him.

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He giggles.

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Meanwhile, Tabby's horde is providing security. Mostly involves telling people the time. And sniffing people for contraband as they come off the buses. 

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The average quality of bus-goers is pretty good. They all seem to behave, and while some are reluctant to go without their weapons almost none of them make a fuss.

The average quality of those who arrive by walking or driving in from the surrounding area is a lot more varied. At least one group is going from stall to stall, looking for things to steal.

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And Tabby is following them, smiling beautifically. 

If it's any comfort to the children who relinquished their weapons, they were all given a number for reclaiming them when they leave. 

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After buying a few slices of apple pie from one food stall, one of them walks off with apple pie and a bag of flour in his backpack...

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"Could I see your backpack, sir?"

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"Uh... How about no? It's my backpack."

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"Really? You're trying to fool the superpowered vampire? I hear your heart beat faster."

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"I'm not gonna let you look at my stuff, you're not a cop."

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"No, cops have rules."

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"You're just trying to bully us. They call you madchild you know."

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"Yes, I can hear them. And if you just give me the flour, I won't even kick you out."

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They have a quiet, not-nearly-hushed-enough debate.

Just give it back, not worth it, says everyone except the guy who actually did the stealing.

That guy makes a run for it.

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She is in front of him. Smiling.

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He tries to shove Tabby out of the way.

The bag of flour goes flying in the ensuing collision.

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"You just had to be dumb, didn't you?"

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"Lemme go can't do this!"

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"I'm willing to be lenient. A day or two of community service at the hub? I'll even escort you home afterwards."

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"Unless you go put food in my dog's belly for me I'll just keep trying to run away, punker!"

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"Why'd you even think this would work? There's like, nearly eight vampires here. And a werewolf! And her nose is better than ours."

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"I don't care!" There's definitely some crying in between the rage. "Cooper's... A good dog. Let me go!"

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"We have dogs at the distro, you know."

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"But none of them are Cooper!"

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"I was trying to suggest you could move in and take your dog. Then you wouldn't have to try and steal from the super-people."

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"......I don't think he'll wanna leave the house. He still waits by the door for Dad to come home."

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She seems sympathetic. "I could help him. I'm good with animals."

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He's more scared than angry. Though still smells defiant. "Even though I stole from under your nose? That's what life's like for people outside your center now, you know..."

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"Because if people can't be nice occasionally nothing will get done, and I might as well just turn everyone I like into vampires and leave the rest of you to the wolves!"

She looks over at Yvonne. "No offence!" 

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"Rawr! But seriously... Bring your dog to the shelter, do your part of the work. If you don't keep doing screwy things, it'll be a much safer place than trying to hole up in your house. We're farming."

The thief has a thoughtful silence.

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"Also, miniscule but not non-existent chance of of immortality and superpowers. Very small, like a speck."

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He snorts sarcastically at that. "Unless you can give that to Cooper, not interested."

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"I think you'd outlive your dog either way, but your choice. Well, not really, we probably weren't going to offer it anyway, but you get my point."

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"I'll just go give the flour back, and a Survival Corp chit for what I spilled, and think about it..."

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"Just flash the Tabby symbol if you need me!"

 

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"...The Tabby symbol?"

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'Torches on strategically selected buildings. Or you could give me your address."

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He recites his address in a Tabby-only whisper.

His friends have scattered. "They never really liked me, you know. Don't blame them for my stealing?"

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"You humans aren't that hard to tell apart."

 

 

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"You know what I mean."

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"Joke. Now go forth and sin no more!"

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"...Roger that."

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Good deed for the decade done, she decides to take a short break. Or at least, make sure the area surrounding Nick is secure. 

"You were human pretty recently, why do they do silly things?"

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"Many, many reasons. That guy's story sounded fake to me... But if you didn't smell him lying, I guess I can believe it."

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"See, that's what I mean. Why try stealing right in front of a vampire?"

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"Didn't realize you were there. Thought it was a fake story. Thought you were weaker than the story says. Wasn't thinking."

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"Yeah, because everyone would decide to tell the same story about the dread punker queen who can bend steel bars with one hand."

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Shrug. "Want a pair of ice skates?"

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"Sure, why not?"

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"Maybe 'cause you have to pay for them. I'm doing good business, here."

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"Poor humans with their sensitive feet."

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"It's more slide-y if you have the skates."

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"Okay, what's the price?"

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"Six bullets or equivalent value for a pair."

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"Highway robbery!" She fishes the required sum from her pockets anyway.

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Nick looks at her feet for a moment, 'hmm's, and fetches a pair of ice-skates. They have decorative flame decals on the plastic case.

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She pushes through her still strong loathing for footwear, and slips them on, heading out onto the ice. She's awkward and unsteady....for about a minute. Then she's gliding across the ice with unnatural grace and speed.

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Quite a few people decide to record her acrobatics!

After a few minutes Nick appears with skates of his own, and seems intent on outdoing her. Faster, more spinny, whatever.

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She will keep up by making it into a dance! Somehow!

"Aren't you worried about kids taking your skates?" she asks while circling around him. "Where'd you get them anyway?"

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"Not really." Backflip. "And secret!"

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And suddenly they're both being held by the arm and escorted out of the ice rink. "That's enough, you two. You're scaring everyone. If you're going to skate, be tame about it."

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Tabby squirms. "Yeah, the people with their phones out were real scared. And the humans don't have to be tame."

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"As much as it pains me to use such a primitive argument... I'm older than you and know better. Nobody else will skate, especially not if they're novices, while you two are careening around."

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"There was no careening."

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"We weren't going to hit anyone. And you're not that much older than me."

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"I have to go back to utilities. Don't make me fetch your mother."

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...Nick disappears back to his skates-booth.

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Tabby follows. "Stupid grownups," she mutters.

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"We can try it again later."

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"He was right you know!" calls out Danny.

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"Suck-up!"

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On Terence's way back to utilities, he's approached by a vampiress who looks and smells very, very similar to Winona. "Terence Johnson I take it?"

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"The elusive Agatha, mother of a certain technologically-inclined individual, I take it." Small sigh. "I may have to run off suddenly, just letting you know. Electricity can be dangerous stuff."

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"That I am. And that's fine. I saw how you handled my niece and her friend on the ice. Quite admirable."

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"Sanity and a shred of responsibility is admirable nowadays?"

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"We live in a world populated by children. My niece is among the oldest people left on the planet. Damn straight it is."

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He sighs slightly. "I suppose. I miss the days when I could call Dell with a list of part numbers and have a box on my doorstep the next morning, I'll tell you that."

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"But at least you can corral Tabitha. And you've really helped by son come out of his shell."

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"A lot of these small vampires are rather brilliant in their own ways."

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She fails to suppress a smile. "The one my niece turned amuses me. It's like a little boy playing shopkeeper. Well, it's exactly that."

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"I've heard of that. Never dealt with him directly so far - our interests don't quite connect."

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"I was a little surprised Tabby got so attached."

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Shrug. "He's a bit of a sneak. Just a bit, and in a way I haven't found necessary to correct."

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"You know, I was dubious at first about how much time Danny was spending around humans."

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Terence has walked back to a row of dials and readouts by now. "Why? Also is the - nevermind." He darts to another machine and checks something.

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"They're all so....breakable. I worry they'll break his heart someday."

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Sigh. "Children need friends. And unbreakable immortal vampires are kind of a small pool of friends. When they get older, perhaps moving him to a new city will help. Like changing schools."

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She laughs a little. "Danny once tried to get me to send him to school. I doubt it would have ended well."

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"Emu on the roof, fire in the bathroom, and a group of exorcists by lunchtime."

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"I remember he once spent a year watching some children in a human family. I allowed it once it became clear he wasn't planning on eating them. He was amazed how big they got."

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"I really have no perspective on the kind of perspective problems you and he face - I'm forty-three and I was human when I was forty-two, after all."

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"Yes, I--Did the wolf smell just get stronger?"

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"I believe it did. Great, there's more of them after all."

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A pair of red haired children move through the crowds. They're fairly normal looking, if cute specimens, aside from the odd choice of tunics in winter.

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Tabby sniffs as they walk past her and Nick. "Do they smell kinda...Yvonne ish?"

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"Oh, you didn't know? Yeah, there's more werewolves here and there. I think they've only been around here recently, but I go looking for things in Pennsylvania sometimes, I've smelled 'em before."

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"And you didn't tell me?"

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"Uh, sorry? I don't tell you a lot of things. Information advantage is a strategic habit, don't'cha'know."

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While Nick and Tabby have their traditional evening argument, the two redheads stroll up to Yvonne. "Hello."

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"Uh huh. And who are you two? Ain't never smelled you before."

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"I'm Angie."

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"I'm Joey."

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"And we're pretty sure you're our sister."

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"I'm pretty sure I don't have siblings. Not since The Bug."

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"Nose says otherwise. Also--"

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Floof!

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Double floof!

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"Not what I meant. Whoever my dad is, he's not really my dad. He didn't stick around."

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The white cub reverts to Joey-hood. "But he didn't know you were...." He looks for a way to put it. "Us."

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"Put clothes back on, you doofs. Also, doesn't matter. He at least could've sent some money. He pretended I don't exist. I'll return the favor, yeah?"

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Joey throws his tunic back on. "But we're here now."

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Angie also chooses about now to return to human shape. "And we didn't know you existed at all till yesterday."

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She thumps her head against a nearby wall. "Clothes. I'm trying my best not to get all mad and bitey. You know how hard Mom had it?! How much my uncle had to help her? You don't."

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"But things are different now!"

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"How?! How are they different now? What astounding new circumstances makes up for like ten years of being completely disappeared? How did you even find me, huh?"

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(There is at least one vampire watching the unfolding scene, wondering if he'll have to intervene.)

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(Three)

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(Four)

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(And another, who's acquired popcorn)

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"Daddy says you can't just have wolves running around without a pack. Especially if they start hanging around with...." He looks around at the various pale figures amongst the crowd. "Lilith's other babies," he whisphers. 

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"Well, daddy can come and get me if he even can!" And she throws a (slow, human-style) punch.

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He dodges, unsurprisingly. 

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"Don't hit! Why are you hitting?"

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"I am not your sister! I belong right! Here! And I don't care what my biological father thinks about it!"

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"So....we can't, be,"

He starts crying.

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"It stinks, but... No. I don't want anything to do with him."

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"What if we tried, just being, you know, friends? We can not even mention Daddy."

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She gives something between a laugh and a sigh. "It's not like you two did anything to me, but I hate you anyway. Sorry."

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"That's not fair!"

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"Your dad's not fair!"

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"We're not our dad!"

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"Wanna bet how long till this turns into a puppy brawl?" Tabby says to Nick.

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Nick just shrugs. 

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"So? I don't wanna talk to you. Go away."

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The wolf twins storm off into the crowd, clearly upset.

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Tabby is quickly at Yvonne's side. "You okay?"

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"Yeaaah not really. I'm gonna go - uuuugh, I don't even know, hit something."

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"Do you need to be alone?"

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"I - no. But, you think... He's not really my dad, right? Whoever put me in my mom. He disappeared and left her alone, that's all I know about him. So I'm not being crazy psycho now... Right?"

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"No, you're not. It's kind of like me and my dad, really. But at least him and mum knew he wasn't going to be around from the start. What your not-dad did just sucks."

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"Yeah."

And now there's a wolf pup curling up at Tabby's feet.

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It is joined by a kitten.

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And the wolf pup will howl sadly, almost drowned out by fair-noise and machinery.

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Meanwhile, the two wolves are looking for someone or something to vent at.

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Food stalls! Game stalls! Singing! A giant merry-go-round! Nothing really jumps out at them as a threat or target, they might have to pick at random.

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They will skate, very angrily! They got to pick out some ice skates.

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"No charge if you bring them back when you're done. Just don't break 'em, yeah?"

He doesn't want a confrontation.

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He kinda does. "Okay."

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Danny meanwhile has headed over to where Terence and his mother are. "Um...should we do something?"

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"We should probably meet their parents. Or get Winona to. I think Yvonne is in the right, anyway. She wants to stay here, and she will. But it could be a mess."

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"How odd it is they send their children."

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"I don't think they're actually sent here. Or possibly this 'father' decided to try and get off on a good foot."

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"I suppose 'shiny new' siblings stood a better chance of getting on her good side than than 'Father wants you now because you turned out how he liked'."

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"Benefit of the doubt. At any rate, I'll make sure they don't come to trouble if you go inform Winona what's going on? Or vice versa."

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"Sounds wise." 

She speeds off in as dignified a fashion as possible.

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Terence continues to... Observe, suddenly feeling very tired.

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Danny decides to go find Gren.

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Her display of crop science is sadly under-visited.

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"People are weird," he says without preamble. 

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"Most people don't think they're weird. You already know all this, right?"

He does. He definitely does - it's almost trivial to Danny.

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"Yes, yes, you've already said. You heard the puppy-spat?"

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"Heard about it. There's more than one Yvonne now?"

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"She has a brother and a sister now, or at least two kids made by the same guy."

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"Well, that's certainly a reason for a fight to happen."

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"It kind of sounds like how it works with my family but....wrong."

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"How does it work with your family?"

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"Our dad made a deal with our mums to have us. He sometimes stops by every few years. But you know, we were rich, so Mum and Auntie Winona were all right."

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"Bit of a strange thing to me, but your mum's got the right to choose things like that."

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"I don't think Yvonne's mum chose it."

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"Most humans wouldn't. You have to marry when you have kids, that's the thought, mostly."

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"Is it wrong I feel sorry for the Cubs?"

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"Nah. I feel sorry for all three of them. It's bad all 'round. Yvonne's right to follow what she wants, but the cubs are right to feel sad about it too."

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"Hope their dad doesn't turn up."

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"I just hope their pack doesn't eat our crops."

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This makes him smile a little. "Yeah, that's Yvonne's job."

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She laughs, a little.

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"I'm going to go and take pictures of the wolf-kitten crossover cuddle. What's left of the internet will thank me."

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"If they don't attack you for taking pictures. Good luck."

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He leaps to the ceiling and gets his phone out.

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Wolf is no longer cuddling, he is too late. "Sorry ya missed the show, boiii."

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"You have denied the web great happiness."

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"The web can try and fail to bite my fuzzy tail, me being wolfy is allll mine, not the internet's."

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He's sure he's missing something here.

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"...Fine. I'll explain. It's... My not-dad's a wolf, right? My not-siblings are wolves. If I'm a wolf too, I maybe gonna get lumped in with them. People will pester me all the time, oh you should play together, you would be cute, packs stick together. I don't want that, not one bit. So I'm cutting it off at the source, yeah?"

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"Oh, I think I get it. Still, I think everyone knows you're a wolf by now."

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"I can at least slow it down by not being obviously wolfy in public as much. Which sucks that I have to do that, because being wolfy is great, but what am I gonna do, huh?"

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"Careful. I heard it can turn off if you don't use it."

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"Yeah, I'm gonna play in the woods some. Just not like right in the middle of the shelter or this fair. Speaking of this fair, I think there's some food stalls I still haven't tried... So, bye for now!"

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He curls up on an air vent and considers things.

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The werewolf cubs leave soon in a huff. The rest of the evening goes quite well. Once everyone's left, Nick and Tabby have the ice rink to themselves, Zeke providing a soundtrack to their dance. Whether they like it or not.

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"It's not a dance it's a contest! Which I'm winning!"

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"Your awfully synchronised for people having a contest."

Somehow, he worked that into the rhythm.

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This criticism has no effect on his Spirit! And Determination!

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All this weaving about is great practise for the punker vs. punker clash a few days later. 

"This can all be settled peacefully!"

She's kind of hoping it can't be, but it seems like the sort of thing her mother would like to hear from her.

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"Kevin get out! Kevin get out-" The punker chanting this is shut up by another punker slapping them.

"Kevin did nothing wrong!"

"E's cheating and hoarding loot! Why do we never get as much back huh?"

"You can't just decide he's evil! There's no proof!"

"You're only saying that 'cause you're on his payroll!"

(Kevin himself is, apparently, nowhere to be found.)

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"Look, we'll need to have a trial or something before we do anything to Kevin."

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"Kevin will just bribe the judge! Trial won't work, he cheats everyone who doesn't have a job that's not 'scavenger'!"

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"There's not really many things he could bribe me with."

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"So Tabby can be the judge! Neutral judge," the Kevin-supporter shouts. "And if she decides he didn't do anything wrong all you false accusers should get some kind of fee for making us do this silly trial. We're burning daylight here."

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"No, that's stupid."

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"Then you can get us more supplies for all the people who aren't doing anything useful right now?"

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"Look, I'll try to--"

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She is interrupted by a wolf cub loping into view.

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Which immediately turns into Angie. 

"Wait, is this really the Queen of the Punkers?"

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"She's more like Marie Antoinette than Elizabeth the Second lately!"

(This insult goes over almost everyone's heads and mostly just causes some confused looks.)

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Angie ignores him.

"I thought she was meant to be wild? Powerful!"

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"What are you doing here, Angie?"

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She smiles. "Just trying to figure out why punkers would follow such a good little girl."

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"She's right! We've gone too far from our punker roots! We're milk-drinking scavengers now, not fierce punkers!"

"Punkers aren't stealing murdering scum, we're civilized this way!"

"The old bonds of society are dead! The Bug burned them to a crisp! Punkers are a new way!"

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"Would the old punkers have waited for a trial to kick someone who did them wrong's butt? Would the old punkers have listened to a girl who does whatever her mom tells her. Who gives nerdy little shopkeepers the blood of Lilith, immortality, and all that good stuff, but not her loyal subjects?"

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No, the old punkers wouldn't have waited for a trial. They wouldn't have waited for a mom to tell them what to do.

They would have taken vampire blood. Or tried.

A lot of the rowdiest ones take this little speech as a cue to call for a trial by combat. Unless Tabby can beat anyone who challenges her, like Angie, she's not the punker queen!

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"Guys, are we really going to do this? It's stupid."

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"So it was stupid when you did it to that Sticks kid?"

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She composes herself. "I hereby accept your challenge."

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It's a punker tradition! Even the more housebroken punkers don't really object to the trial by combat. They're just not calling for it as loudly.

The whole crowd seems to have decided this is a good idea by now, and will be an excellent show. An empty space, a big one, quickly starts clearing for them.

There are jeers and cheers for both candidates. They mostly don't seem to care that Angie's still naked.

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Tabby steps forward and bows. 

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To which Angie responds by pulling her opponent to the ground by her hair, before pinning her down by the knees and wailing on her.

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Which actually hurts. She's not used to that. She manages to push the cub off her. 

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The crowd hushes.

Sneak-attacking as an opening blow doesn't sit well with some of them.

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Well, luckily for Angie, she's not going to get an opportunity for that again.

The cub is clearly more powerful physically than Tabitha, but she's nimbler, and faster in any direction other than a straight line.

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(Bets are being taken furtively. It seems Tabby is getting slightly better than even odds against the interloper.)

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Angie proceeds to even the odds by assuming her wolf form.

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Tabby's critter shape is a kitten. She will not be doing this. 

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The wolf manages to sink her teeth into Tabby's hand, drawing blood.

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She then takes advantage of her opponent's screaming to resume human form and headbutt her.

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Tabby throws her hands up to cover her broken nose.

"Okay, okay, I concede."

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Wow. The punkers are really quite divided on how to react to this.

Angie won the fight! ...But she cheated on the first blow. But cheating is a punker tradition too! No it's not you idiot!

The end result is a lot of muttering and glancing at each other.

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"If you follow me, you shall be allowed to be as wild and free as you please! And I can't make you werewolves, but I will get you what your so called queen denied you for so long! A set of fangs for every punker!"

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The more violent and outspoken punkers rally to her cause! They cheer and push through the crowd toward her.

Some of the rest look like they want to join them, but feel a strange sense of loyalty to the defeated queen... Or simply think that vampirism needs to be earned.

"Traitors!"

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Tabby glances appreciatively around at the loyalists, before turning back to Angie and her....double punkers? 

"Guys, this is getting really dumb. Even if you do get to be vampires, my mum will drown you all like kittens. Wait, literally drown you as kittens!"

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"Please, my dad could so beat up your mom."

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"You keep promising us things'll get better! Well, they haven't yet. Maybe Queen Angie keeps promises!"

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"I promise fun! I promise adventure! I promise superpowers! And all you have to do is follow me back to my den."

She starts to walk off.

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The punker-traitors follow, every one.

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Tabitha looks around her remaining followers, which to be fair is most of them.

"And to you all I promise my mum won't rip your heads off for pest control....thanks for being good friends."

 

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Tears are beginning to well in her eyes. She's still sore from the fight, her nose in the process of healing. She decides to flee before breaking down in front of the punkers. She makes a beeline for Jo.

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"They were the worst kind of punkers anyway. The mean ones, the greedy ones. Punkering isn't about being mean, just being tough! All hail Queen Tabby, resplendent even in defeat!"

The cheers fade into the distance as she darts off.

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"Something terrible has happened," she immediately says, "Tell me what you need."

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She hugs her tight, despite the bruising. "Yvonne's stupid not-sister beat me up and-and-and a bunch of my punkers made her their queen and she said she was going to make them all vampires and-and-and-"

She breaks down in tears.

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Hugs are mandatory here!

"Want me to go beat her up?"

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"Yes!"

She breathes heavily. 

"But not right now. And she's good a fighter." She hated admitting that.

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"Then I need to practice. Can't go in overconfident that my bigness will work. Some of your punkers stayed? That's good. I'm worried what she'll do with the ones she stole though."

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She smiles a little. "Most of them stayed. For now at least."

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"Hm, if they stayed now they'll stay later when you make a comeback. And plus, now you know which ones are loyal."

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"Yeah. I'm tired. Could you read me a story?"

Sometimes it's extremely evident that there's a functional age difference between Tabitha and her friend.

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"Sure thing... Any particular story?"

A cheery story is probably a good idea here? Maybe? She has no idea.

She fetches a random book just for show, she'll probably be reciting from memory if the choice is left up to her.

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Little Red Riding Hood it is. She doesn't have a hard copy of it on hand, so she sets Tabby on one of the couches in her lair, sits down on the next spot, and opens her random book before reciting the opening lines...

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She falls asleep quickly, vaguely hoping her nose doesn't heal wrong.

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The next morning, Nick might catch a wolfish scent approaching his shop.

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He meets the wolf out front. "Good morning, prospective customer. How's things?"

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He smells nervous. Maybe he's just realised travelling via wolf-shape means he has no pockets to carry bullets or other such barter goods. At least he can't very well shoplift.

"Good, good. Me and Angie are going to head back home in a couple days."

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"I wish you luck and hope you don't overhunt around here. We've been being careful about boar populations."

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"There's some things Daddy would like us to pick up for the pack if we can. Mind if I come in and look? I can go get bullets or something if I see anything."

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"As long as you can pay for it somehow, sure, you can look around the front area."

His metal wire cage leaves a lot of space for visitors to wander around in, and a lot of stuff displayed around it, but it's still restricting him to the front part of the store.

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He makes a good show of looking at some farm tools. "What'd you pale kids do to get Yvonne to like you so much?"

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"Ah... Not having bad luck, I think."

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"But we're her kind. And we didn't do anything!"

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"Being her kind is almost exactly why she wants nothing to do with you. She wants to be Vyonne the cool band organizer, not Yvonne one of those wolves."

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"But Dad's gonna be mad at us. We were supposed to bring her home!"

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"...Yeah, well, my dad used to be mad at me for things I couldn't do nothing about all the time. Sorry?"

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Whatever cool Joey had seems to slipping away from him. "Why should we get into trouble because she'd rather hang out with some stupid leeches!" 

He puts a fist through the metal cage. It's hard to tell if it's an accident.

 

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"Woah, woah, calm down! Let's go outside!"

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"Why? Because it's not fair? What am I supposed to tell Dad? Or the mums? And everyone I ask just tells me 'that's how Yvonne feels'. What does that change?"

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"This is your dad's fault! Also, you can rant and yell but if you break it you bought it, you hear?"

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He's screaming now. "It's never Dad's fault!"

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Well, he's not breaking anything at the moment.

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Then he starts widening the hole in the cage, stepping through. 

"You don't know what it's like."

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"Maybe not, but you crossed the line, get out of my store."

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He plucks a shovel off the wall and breaks it in half. "Make me."

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And now he has a blindingly fast angry vampire equipped with sharp things like knives poking him repeatedly, and not gently.

Wolves are tough enough to take at least a little of this.

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Said wolf takes advantage of said blindingly fast vampire's momentum to send him through the shop's back wall.

"Lilith's leftovers!"

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"You just wrecked my shop! Brutish animal!"

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"Well your lot stole our sister."

He throws the heaviest thing within arms reach at Nick.

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That would be a table.

He dodges and darts in, on guard for that momentum trick, and physically grabs Joey and throws him as far away as he can.

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He sadly creates another hole near the back of the shop.

A few seconds later, a massive chunk of concrete flies through the store. Then another. And another. Then a fire hydrant. 

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Okay now he's out for blood. Biting and all.

But first he returns fire, accurately, with a molotov cocktail.

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He may hear the sound of frightened yelping fading into the distance.

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He chases! Angrily!

When it becomes clear that Joey is faster than him, he screams, "AND DON'T COME BACK! EVER!"

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Whenever he makes his way back to the shop, he'll find Tabitha waiting in the storefront. 

"I thought I'd make sure looters didn't get any ideas. We'll make him suffer."

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"I can probably figure out how to make napalm... Auuugh, my shop..."

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"The girl stole my punkers! The idiots think she's gonna get them vampire blood!"

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"That's stupid! It makes sense they want it but how's a wolf gonna get it, huh?"

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"If they were less stupid they'd try bribing you."

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"That's not gonna work unless they can bribe triple of what Joey just did. Tch! Mind helping me fix up the place?"

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"Not at all. Then we plot."

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"Mwahaha. Good thing I have lots of wood... And that concrete mix. And even drywall, it was a hardware store."

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They get to work.

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"Should I tell Mum about this?"

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"Yes. She's got to ban them from the area, since they're doing all sorts of breaking around here."

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"Wonder if she'll make the traitors go with them."

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Shrug. "I get the feeling the traitors will come to regret their decision and try to find a place to fit in around here again."

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"I bet they're not particularly happy in whatever den Angie's got them in."

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The punkers are having a grand time in an abandoned supermarket! They had fun chasing out half a dozen kids camped out in the camping supplies section, and a big portion of the food is gone and most of the rest is rotting and smelly, but now they're having a grand old time playing with sports equipment, smashing the display furniture and shelves, having stocking-cart races, and so on. One of her punker converts even figured out how to get the store's PA system to play rock music... Why this place has electricity is a bit strange, admittedly.

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Angie is a somewhat more down to Earth post apocalyptic feral child monarch than Tabby. A little less eager to remind her followers of her status and and species, although anyone that tries to question her authority when she chooses to exercise it gets a thumping.

 

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These punkers are used to being able to push back against Tabby, at least a little, at least for actually good ideas...

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Oh, she's open to good ideas. They just have to be really sure they're good. 

She decides to consult the canniest double-punker. "Who's the wimpiest vamp?"

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"Hm... That's hard to tell. Nick the shop-guy is kind of greedy, and he's new at this, so he might be bad at fighting. But there's this one called Danny who's really skittish sometimes."

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"And does he have any humans he really likes?"

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They don't really know, they don't get to see the Leech Shelter much and Tabby only gossips so much. There's a band boy and a girl farmer.

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She'll think about that later. In the meantime, anyone want to see werewolf tricks?

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That sounds like great fun!

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Someone bring her the hardest something they can.

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This sets off a search. Candidates are stacks of lumber, cinder blocks, metal trolleys, and a sheet of marble countertop from the hardware section.

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She proceeds to headbutt the cinder blocks and marble to death!

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Whooo! Impressive. Do this thing next, and this one, and this one...

Some punkers, unwisely, attempt to imitate her.

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She giggles. "Try again once you're vampires."

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They will! After they find some aspirin and - gasp! - band-aids.

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"Do any of you know anyone in the shelter who'll still talk to you?"

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One of the punker traitors has... A contact.

He plays up the secrecy bit but it sounds like he and this other kid just really like playing spy. Codenames and so on.

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"I want information on the wimp-pire and everyone he loves! Information that leads to you all getting you fangs nets you first turning."

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The spy promises to get the necessary info.

A few other punkers announce the intent to find out, too.

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"You were wasted on Tabby."

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Most of them just agree.

One surprisingly philosophical punker hangs back and attempts to explain the Nietzschean moral and philosophical basis of trial by combat to determine leader.

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"Sounds wolfy."

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"What's wolf philosophy like?"

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"You need to be strong or else nobody won't listen to you! Can't be part of a pack of you don't pull your weight."

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"Hmm, that's more collectivist than Nietzschean. What's the socialization model like? Is it more important that someone's your pack, or that they're your brother or dad or something?"

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"Um, well, Daddy says we don't get special favours just cause he made us himself."

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"That sounds like clan socialization instead of family-based. Does every wolf do it like that?"

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"I haven't met every wolf."

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"Hmmm. Well, further investigation of pack sociology can wait. I'm going to text Georgie - he's in the shelter, maybe he'll know Danny's weakness."

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"Excellent!"

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Communicating with one's contacts involves tapping at a phone and not talking, apparently.

The party continues around them, though.

One punker wants to see Angie's Head vs Motorcycle Helmet.

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She smashes it. And then proceeds to suspend the punker on one hand.

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"Woah hey you're gonna break my wrist or something-"

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So she drops him, managing to catch the larger boy on her shoulders. 

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"Jesus, you're strong. Wolves are awesome!"

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"I know. Shame we don't turn."

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"Really is. Put me down please?"

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"Sure, sure."

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"Queen Angie, strong enough to lift a dozen punkers single-handed, eh... D'you think we should organize a celebratory raid?"

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"Now we're talking! Any idea where?"

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"The stupid bridge-trolls maybe. They charge tolls and don't let anybody cross without paying, they deserve to get knocked down a peg. Or maybe that group that's been hiding out in one of the old museums. I hear they're wasting good supplies on preserving stupid artifacts and stuff."

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"Bridge tolls? Nobody tells me where to go!"

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"Damn right! The bridge tolls have been a problem for weeks but the other punkers didn't want to help with it. But with you leading the charge, we can teach them a lesson!"

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She shrugs. "I'm up for whenever!"

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"HEY, EVERYONE! RAID PLANNING!"

They have an actual system for this, apparently. Maps and everything.

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"I'll go in first, of course."

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"Shock and awe or sneaky sneak?"

"If we're talking about this bridge they have spears and a few guns. Shock and awe probably means someone gets shot."

"Sneaky sneak is a bit tricky if it's a bridge, but Angie could probably do it..."

There is some debate among punkers. Shock and awe means to scare the target into running. Sneaky sneak means to be right next to them and holding their stuff before they realize anything's wrong.

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"Shock and awe, duh. I can get rid of their guns before you squishies get in trouble."

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"Sounds like a plan! We do battle cries on the way in for shock and awe. I think we want to attack from the Manhattan side, the barriers are smaller by two buses. If you can tear down the gate to let us in on your rampage that'd be great."

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She throws an arm around a couple of punkers standing next to her. "Rampages are better with friends!"

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"Hell yeah! Now let's talk weapons! What've we got?"

Planning continues.

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Quite unsurprisingly, Angie's fine going as, unarmed.

They set out at dusk.

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The signal to attack is when Grover starts blasting rock music on his bluetooth speakers!

Punkers pour out of nearby alleyways and start running for the barrier when Angie charges.

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Gracefully shifting to wolf form, she bursts through the gate, resuming human form to snatch a gun out of a kid's hands.

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The kid shouts in fright and falls on his butt. 

A couple others seem to have been hurt from gate-smashing.

The apparent leader of this bridge starts screaming at her, "Werewolf! Fiend! Foul ravenous beast! Out with thee!"

There are more guns around, even as her punkers can charge without danger, since everyone's looking at her.

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Someone manages to shoot her right in the chest. It'll leave a nasty bruise for maybe a few minutes. 

"Who did that?"

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The bombastic local queen continues, "Don't answer! Leave my domain or face worse, interloper! I will not hesitate to spend bullets on you!" She herself has one of the most impressive-looking guns.

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"I charged in here naked and unarmed. What does that tell you about your chances?"

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"...Fire."

And now she's being shot at again. A lot, and accurately. Seems that her bridge guards were using the banter as time to maneuver into positions where they wouldn't shoot each other.

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Okay, probably not a situation she should let continue. She briefly reverts to wolf form, darts over to the local queen, changes back, and breaks her ribs with a couple fingers.

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The local queen grunts in pain and flies back, collapsing on the ground.

She glances at the approaching punkers through the destroyed gate, glares at Angie, and coughs out... "A-Abandon ship!"

Her remaining cohort of guards start to run for the far gate, some picking up backpacks or boxes or little kids along the way.

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"Aww, don't go, this was just getting fun! Anyone who fights like a badass gets to be a vampire eventually!"

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"Why the h-hell-" break to grunt in pain "-Should we believe that?" She's crying.

And yeah, the locals are all cowering and crying and fleeing, they don't stop.

Her surge of punkers is finally here, chanting "CHARGE!"

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In the midst of the chaos, Angie walks over to the felled queen. "Cheer up, you did your best. Wanna get superpowers?"

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"Wouldn't- Say no." The bridge queen is breathing hard and wincing with every movement, but her ribs don't actually seem to be broken.

On closer inspection she's wearing a modified adult-size bullet vest like a dress. That's got to be heavy, for a human.

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She grins broadly. "Then join my pack! We have great dental benefits!"

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"Uuurgh. You invaded my bastion of strength and utterly destroyed it. There is nothing left for me here, the fort is useless now. At least I went down fighting."

The punkers are merrily looting, some moaning that it wasn't quite a proper fight, some excitedly chatting about Angie's exploits, a few chasing the fleeing guards, laughing.

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Angie meanwhile is gushing over the feats of some of her subordinate punkers. 

"And when you knocked that table on top of that fat kid, oh, my God, so cool."

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"Yeah! Too bad they cut and run - Bridge Queen Marla had a pretty good trick up her sleeve, though. I see why the others call her 'the bear'."

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"Lotta queens around here;"

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"It's a new world order. All that it takes to be queen is to get people to call you it. And honestly, if anyone who's not a punker or cheating deserves it, it's the bear."

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"Cheating?"

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"Vampires and werewolves are way too better, so it's kinda cheating."

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"That's true. I wonder why humans are even a thing."

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"If we were all-"

"HEY!" The downed queen interrupts the small crowd jeering at her. "Are you going to kill me yet or do I have to listen to your idiotic attempts at insults for longer?"

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"Why kill you? I won."

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"Oh? You don't know the sordid history of the group you just took over?"

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"What are you talking about?"

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"The punkers killed a lot of kids in the first couple months. Queen Tabby reformed them up a bit. But scum always shows its colors eventually, eh?"

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She looks around her hordes. "Is that true?"

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"Well, technically speaking, yes, but..."

"There were too many kids and not enough food and some of them attacked us, we were safe if we were the scariest and baddest around..."

"You have no idea how crazy things were in the Big Apple just after the Bug. Kids goin' insane left right and center."

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"Well, don't do it again!"

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The punkers look uncertain, then start nodding and looking guilty.

At this, The Bear bursts out laughing, hacking coughing laughs despite her bruises. "Oh, vicious noble savages, oh punkers, so easily cowed by a wild wolf!"

"S-Shut up! She's strong!"

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"For pointing this out to me, the Bear shall be rewarded with becoming a noble kitty!"

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She stands up with a groan. "Heh. Everything I ever wanted for the last five christmases and birthdays combined."

There is some consternation among the punkers, but they know better than to try and push right now...

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"You don't mind if it's the wimp-pire's blood, though?"

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"Blood is blood. Damn, you're actually gonna try it? We normals better get clear of the blast zone."

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"I will blow you all up and make you new."

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This is... Probably good? The punkers look a little nervous.

"Well, if you're treating it like a game, finish grabbing the boss fight treasure and get the hell off my bridge!"

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"See ya!" 

 

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Angie and her punkers make off with as much ill-gotten loot as they can carry. Nobody thought to bring a wagon, so it's not actually all that much.

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On their way home, they stumble upon Joey. 

"What are you doing?"

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"Hi, bro!"

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He glances at the punkers. "What's with the humans?"

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"They're my punkers! Say hello, punkers!"

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"Hello, punkers," one of them sarcastically answers.

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"This is my brother, Joey!"

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Joey does not seem to appreciate the introduction. "Come on, Angie, we need to focus on getting Yvonne to come with us. Daddy will be mad if we don't."

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"Oh who cares about about any of that? She doesn't love us, she doesn't even like us! And who cares if Daddy's mad at us if we're all the way over here?" She gestured at her punkers. "These kids are way more fun, and they're still only humans! Imagine if they were improved..."

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"We're not leeches, sis."

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"But would leeches be so bad if they were taught to think wolfy?"

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"Plus she already promised!"

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"But--but--Daddy..."

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She shrugs. "These kids seem to doing just fine without one."

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"Well, the kids who didn't do just fine without one are mostly dead now..."

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"Sorry about that."

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"No biggie. But that was a good raid in the end... Let's get back to partying!"

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Joey stamps his foot. "She needs to come home!"

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"But paaaarty. We got bags of tortilla chips on our raid! They're barely even smashed up!"

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"Why don't you come? Does anyone mind having two wolves around?"

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"As long as he doesn't break us." Snickering from the punkers.

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"Behold the wolf-King!"

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The party continues when they return to their supermarket. The punkers have managed to reassemble some shelving into a sort of obstacle course/jungle gym thing.

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Joey mostly stands around very deliberately not having fun....aside from maybe eating whatever chips are available.

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The punkers continue to try to come up with games or challenges that Angie might lose. Cart jousing? No. Fridge-lifting? That's cake for her. Challenges like that are fun to watch though.

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They want entertainment, do they? Well then...

She lunges at her brother.

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And now they have a wolf duel to enjoy!

Eventually, sleep occurs. The wolf cubs aren't against company.

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Punkers decide to sleep in a big pile made of blankets, clothes, towels, and other such things, for lack of a nearby mattress store. The wolves can happily join it.

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Angie is happy to serve as a living hot water bottle.

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Fine, fine, snuggle.

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The next morning, Angie is pretty eager to proceed with her vampire blood liberation scheme.

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The "target" is playing in the snow with a bunch of other kids. Her punker contacts have come through on some information about her - calm and serious, cares about rules, is a country farmer girl, likes sport-things for fun.

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She sounds like a good werewolf. Angie has decided to simply approach her. The fact she's wearing winter clothing might throw Gren off as to her identity. 

She skips over to her and slaps some snow on her back.

"Hi!"

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"OOF! ...Do I know you?"

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"Nah, new in town. Name's Marie."

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"Well, howdy. Except wait a minute, you're that wolf type, aren't you?"

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"...No."

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"Well, I don't much appreciate the snow. Too damn cold out to get your clothes wet."

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"Oh, yeah, so chilly."

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Gren glances at Angie's clothes - summer clothes - and gives her a skeptical look.

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"...I got it wrong, didn't I?"

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She suddenly shifts to her wolf form, and knocks Grenda off her feet, speeding away with her on top.

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Shouting and screaming won't do much good - her phone is lying in the snow over there so that won't do much good either.

"Rude!"

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Soon they are at the Secret Lair of Kidnapping the double punkers set up outside the city, where Angie's favourites are waiting to tie Gren up.

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Gren makes a big show of not surrendering. She doesn't flail around, but she's not cooperating.

And also not responding to the double punkers trying to provoke her, instead just glaring at Angie.

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"Gotcha!"

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"Yep. You did."

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"Don't worry, we just need your friend to give us some blood."

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That gets to her. Gren gasps a bit, then recovers and says, "Miss, there's being mean an' then there's just plain wrong-hearted. If you're gonna blackmail me as a hostage yer treadin' close to that line."

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"Oh, don't be like that. Danny will cave easy."

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"That's not my point. Go ahead and get this show over with, 'cause my objecting clearly won't change your mind. But if you do this, I'll prob'ly hate you for it."

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"What's the big deal?"

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"You'd be crossing a line, that's all."

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"What line? I just want my friends to be happy and strong!"

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"Ends ain't always justify means." And after that, she doesn't say anything. Back to the silent treatment, apparently.

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Angie turns to one of her favourites. "Jesse, do you know Danny's number?"

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"Sure do!" She gives it, then sticks her tongue out at their prisoner.

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"Get someone to send him creepy texts." She looks at Gren. "Know what'd get to him?"

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"You should tell him you invited me to a tea party, and insisted on lemon tea. I hate lemon tea."

The punkers chuckle. "This one's got a mouth, at least."

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"You're funny." She turns back to Jesse. "Just tell him we'll strangle her with her own tongue or something." Addressing Gren, she adds, "Don't worry, that's impossible anyway."

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Gren attempts to hide her face when the punker takes a picture of her to send to Danny. It doesn't work.

The punker invents lots of gruesome-sounding threats to text. "I shouldn't tell him where we are probably? Just 'leave some blood somewhere and she'll be fine'?"

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"Hmm, I'm not sure it stays good for long. Maybe tell him to meet me and the our first turnee at a certain time and place."

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Her punker minions do that, after inventing a few more anatomically unlikely threats.

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And eventually Joey wanders in. "So you're the vampire-friend?"

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Shrug.

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"Why are you still human?"

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"Why do you care? Your sis doesn't care about what I want at all."

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"I'm just sorta curious. You're friends with a vampire. Has he never offered?"

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"...Don't want to want blood."

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"Huh. Seems like kinda a little thing."

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It's like a dam breaks, she speaks very fast. "I don't want to maybe turn evil. Everyone has a moral obligation to stay good. God said so, and maybe you don't believe in God, maybe I don't anymore, but that don't change things. You still have to be good."

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"Are the vampires evil? I mean, they're jerks and sister-stealers, but I haven't heard about the old punker queen killing anyone. Has the wimpy one?"

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"...No." And she shuts up again.

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"I mean, it seems like vampires aren't that much meaner than anyone else. I did something kinda mean a few days back."

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Shrug. "Could turn me meaner. Dunno."

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Joey decides to try lightening the mood of this kidnapping. "You worried about losing the farmer's tan?"

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"Nope."

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Well, he tried. "We have a lot of farmers in Romulus." 

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She has gone back to the silent treatment.

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He smiles. "You're the first human not to giggle when I say the name. Nobody will tell why it's so funny!"

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"I think it's in a movie or something."

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"Never really seen movies."

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"Can I call my friend, please?"

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"You aren't gonna make the phone blow up or something, are you?"

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"...What? Phones don't blow up. I just want to talk to him."

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"...Okay. But be quiet about it."

He brings her a phone.

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She calls Danny. "Hey. It's me."

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"Hey, Gren, sorry I haven't checked my messages yet."

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"Well I just had a random thought and wanted to tell you... Remember when you told me about game theory?"

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"Yeah. People in jail asked to turn the other guy in, Batman stuff."

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"It works the other way 'round too. After you read your texts, you should tell your mom and aunt and Terence and that doctor vampire about it. I mean all of them."

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"Is something wrong?"

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"Yep. I can't explain at the moment. And, uh, I pick staying loyal in the game theory question you asked me earlier."

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"...I'll call back later."

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"Yeah. Just read the texts."

She hangs up and looks ever-so-slightly smug. "Thanks for lettin' me call him."

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"Daddy says hospitality is important."

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"I wanna take a nap, you got a bed around here?"

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"I've got a blanket pile."

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Gren sleeps crankily on the blanket pile.

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Danny meanwhile is trying very hard not to destroy everything in sight in a fit of blind panic and rage. He takes a few very deep breathes and goes to find Terrence. 

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"Something is deeply wrong. What is it?"

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He shows him his phone. "I'll kill them all! Drink their blood! Werewolf blood is terrible but I'll drink it anyway!" 

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"...I know you're spitting mad, but didn't it seem like Gren wanted you to be calm about this?"

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He sniffles. "Yes."

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"So we're going to be calm about this. We're going to get all the adults together and decide what to do. My judgement of Angie is that we can intimidate her into giving up on this..."

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"Good idea. Safer than bombs."

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"Indeed."

He goes to find the doctor and Winona.

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Danny follows.

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"We have a kidnapping and extortion problem." He explains, briefly. "To some extent this is playacting on the werewolves' part, I suspect, and while Miss Woods's safety is a very important factor... I do not think we should play along."

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"So we're gonna let them keep Gren?"

The look in Danny's eyes is a slightly uncomfortable reminder that Danny is in fact related to Tabby.

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Winona puts a hand on his nephew's shoulder. "They won't want to keep her."

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"We can make them not want to keep her. We try not to be draconian, I know, but this is the sort of thing that crosses a line and requires severe discipline."

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"What do you suggest?"

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"I think Angie is in this for fun. She want to scheme and win a boon for her friends the punkers. If we show up in overwhelming force - a dozen adult vampires - and make it so she knows it's not a game anymore, I think she'll cave. But this means she will probably threaten Miss Woods... And I'm not sure she wouldn't actually hurt our favorite farm girl, which is the hard part."

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"Maybe if we made them think we were giving them what they want?"

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"Possible. If we look like we're playing along... We only need to hold up the illusion until one of us can whisk Gren out of the way. The puppies aren't going to beat adult vampires. Especially not Winona. And property damage is acceptable. I still think we should be doing more to rehabilitate the punkers... It sounds like most of them sided with Tabitha, anyway, and the troublemakers are relatively few?"

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"She still has the loyalty of the majority of them, yes."

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"...Well, we're going to save everyone we can, it's tragic enough already, but a moderate amount of property damage is acceptable."

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Winona looks at her nephew. "You willing to be our Judas goat for the proceedings."

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"Yes."

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"I am not a general, I don't really know how to plan this sort of thing. Is that closer to your expertise, Winona? Or perhaps the others, that Kevin fellow?"

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"He is good with that, and it has been about a hundred and fifty years since I planned a raid."

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"I'll go fetch him, then, shall I?"

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Kevin arrives. "Terence told me the plan. I think you really need to lean hard on misdirection and redundancy. What could go wrong? The wolflings kill their hostage as soon as they realize something's up. The wolflings smell us gathering to attack them. How can we prevent those things?"

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"Smell will be the hard one."

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"What area are they in? We can douse everyone in salt water or gasoline or ash, or whatever won't be terribly out of place."

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"The text said they were in one of the rich apartment places downtown."

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"That could be troublesome. I'm not sure what smells would dominate there. I don't think I have good navigational sense of that area either."

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"Gasoline might still work. Plenty of cars."

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"How many cars still running? Far fewer. Perhaps... Say, Winona, aren't you in contact with a group of boys who managed to run a cargo ship up and down the Hudson? Rich apartment places are probably close to the water. If you can arrange for them to be hauling something unpleasantly smelly like coal tar, and then run aground or have an oil spill... It'd make excellent cover. If it's not waterfront, a truck convoy of compost or something."

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"That might actually work. My son could probably convince them to assist us. Might cost us, but we can afford it."

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"Of course it will cost. I was assuming we are going to use all available resources to extract the VIP?"

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"Of course."

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"Then supplying a group that will obscure our approach is necessary. Terence, forward me the maps and data you have from the area?"

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"Of course. The wolves and punkers haven't even turned off any of their phones' microphones. They took Miss Woods' away but it's still transmitting."

They get to planning.

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The next few days are spent in feverish preparation. Zeke is sent to negotiate with the boat-boys. 

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"You gots a job for us?"

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"Yeah. We need you to run aground."

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"What, and wreck our boat? Why do you need that? And where?"

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"We need to rescue a hostage from some wolves. They smell really good so oil might cover our tracks." He takes out a map. "Here."

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"And I guess the running aground is so we can hang around an' stink up the place without looking suspicious? Well, I don't really want to run aground but we can sure develop mysterious engine trouble. And an smelly tar fire, if we're smart careful about it. I want a bodyguard for this. And stuff."

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"Human or vampire?"

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"You. Or Miss Crazy. Or Yvonne. Don't trust adults much and humans aren't that useful."

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"I think I'll handle bodyguarding. Because Tabby might've heard that."

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"Well, she's getting better lately. But yeah. We'll handle the engineering bits, just want you on standby in case the punkers or bridge trolls bother us."

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"Agreed."

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Meanwhile, Angie is getting impatient. 

"They're stalling!"

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"I guess they can't decide whether it's better to abandon me to the wolves or lose control of vampireness."

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"Maybe he hasn't gotten the text yet?" 

To be fair to Joey, he's not all that familiar with digital communication. He's imagining sometching like post.

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Shrug.

(They've been stupid about phones this long, she won't give it away.)

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"Wanna play checkers?"

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"What have I said about hostage checkers?"

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"You said 'no'. Y'all are doing a great job being boring though."

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"Not my fault Angie's bossy."

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"I still think you're doing the wrong thing."

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"It's her thing!"

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"But yer kidnappin' to get what you want. That's a villain move. The villains always fall into a bottomless pit at the end of the movie." Maybe  that will be convincing.

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"Bottomless? So, what, you starve to death?"

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"I think they just don't like putting blood on TV, so a pit means dead."

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"She has a point, Angie."

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"Please, that would take ages to dig."

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"It only needs to be so deep to look bottomless. I guess the bottom is supposed to be spikes or something."

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"I'll take my chances."

 

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Meanwhile, the plan is underway.