Cam is watching a new recording of Atriama, tail swishing in the gap in his couch, and doesn't stop to pause the show when he feels a summons go by.
As soon as Cam appears, the young man who presumably summoned him sprints off while shouting "CAPE!" After which everyone else runs and Cam is completely alone.
(In which case the summoner was probably shouting "cape" in Japanese instead of a false cognate in some other language. Not that this makes it make any sense in context.)
Cam flew up from what isn't supposed to be the lower end of any Japans. And anyone with the ability to put a duplicate on Mars would probably also have the ability to make it halfway developed, even if they just didn't like the southernmost island for some reason. But Cam probably isn't going to find out much from up here.
This world sucks.
Starting from the most salient thing he's noticed so far, they did in fact lose an island.
Monsters called Endbringers do this several times a year: attack, cut the city up, and leave. Kyushu was by far the worst. One bad day and boom, they just lost the southern tip. Events that threaten to be on the same scale are regular occurrences, even if they're usually much more limited. People manage to fight them off, but this world can't afford another slip.
Cam doesn't immediately go put the island back.
He reads Wikipedia until the internet café closes, and then he rigs up some backwards-compatibility chaining and gets on the internet with his own devices, and he reads Wikipedia for another eight hours, and then -
he goes and carefully, gently -
puts Kyushu back.
And then he heads back into inhabited Japan and reads Wikipedia some more, because this fucking world.
One might expect there'd be foreign aid when this happens, but everywhere else is dealing with their own Endbringer attacks. As far as the international world is concerned, Japan is over.
And the continuing disasters are having all kinds of unfortunate effects worldwide. Behemoth burns some oil fields, and cost per barrel jumps with all its normal effects. Leviathan wrecks harbors, and suddenly the Iowa car crop can only grow wheat. And that's without getting into what the Simurgh can do. Nobody explicitly says that the rest of the planet is heading the same way as Japan (especially not on Wikipedia, without a reliable source), but there's a pretty heavy implication. This world even had immediately pressing climate problems, with ash and debris blocking enough sunlight to matter, until a cape managed to clear that up last year.
Okay.
Cam needs help or at least recognition to do more than occasionally act as benevolent Santa Claus. Japan is near enough to a blank slate with a population that probably fondly remembers being a high-tech cultural center. He can start here. Who's running the place?
The government might be less willing to listen to him than they should. For one thing, there are ultranationalistic minority parties who might want nothing to do with him on that basis alone. And nearly all parahumans, like most other people in a position to leave, left. For the last ten years anyone with powers has more or less always been a new cape in the process of getting the resources to leave by any means. The exceptions are the occasional visitors from the Russian parahuman underworld, who are rarely acting as Santa Claus.
Cam is of course both a foreigner and apparently a parahuman, but with what he's offering they better pay attention anyway.
Right then. He conjures up the recent email correspondences of movers and shakers, obtains their private email addresses, and sends them all mail in politely formal Japanese taking credit for the restoration of Kyushu and asking if there is anything else they would like done, no strings attached, he realizes this sounds too good to be true but when you can make Kyushus from nothing you don't have a long list of demands?
It took longer than it ought to for anyone to confirm that they did get their island back. Once there's both confirmation that it happened and exactly one person claiming to have done it, everyone pays attention. Most relevant people would like to meet in person before Cam does anything big. Anything else big.
"You made an impressively open-ended offer. Did you have anything in mind that you planned to ask in return?"
"What exactly can you do?" the prime minister asks. "Our recovery still has a long way to go, as I'm sure you saw on the way in, but it's thankfully not a case of missing islands."
"I can make things! The things must, once made, obey the laws of physics. I can't do antimatter. Objects cannot begin in motion but may begin under tension, in midair, or on fire. It is neater but not strictly necessary for me to be looking at the place the things are going to go."
"Can you make populations?" another asks. "They're between buckyballs and planets, and we lost a lot of people."
"Ooh - no. I mean, I can make bodies but I can't do minds. Kyushu has no vertebrates. My bugs and snails can struggle along okay but if I'd tried to do those adorable flying squirrels they would, let's say, not fly. Also making an entire duplicate Japan would probably present sea level issues."
As for what's on it, there's power generation, communication, even cultural property that could be restored."
"I can work from blueprints. That's if you don't want an upgrade. Just to make my life even more hilariously luxurious I also have tinker-like abilities. I'm not a tinker per se, most saliently in the respect that I can in fact explain what I'm making to non-parahuman professionals and let them take over from there."
"I'm not a real tinker and do not have a specialty in the way that real tinkers do. I can do computers and generators and spaceships and medicine - actually, that should be a priority, I would like to start mass-producing and mass-distributing assorted reproducible medical stuff as quickly as possible, vaccines and a few solid cancer treatments and the like, I'm willing to mostly focus on redeveloping Japan but the medical stuff needs to go all over the place. Skim some money off the top if you like as long as it gets where it's going."
"Under normal circumstances no. Very few. But if we're suddenly offering the best laboratories and the chance to produce tinker technology that actually makes sense, it becomes more doable. This does depend on you being correct about the difference between you and every other tinker."
"I'm afraid nothing novel to you that I can make is also simple enough to teach you to assemble here in this room unless you want to trust me on the parts being exactly what I say they are, so we're back to square one there, but I can get you started on offering attractive working conditions."
Practicalities time? Practicalities time. Cam recommends tidecatchers. They are an island and nuclear plants would be a big target for more Endbringers; tidecatchers are pretty harmless and will serve. And what are their power needs and projected power needs...? All right, that will require so many catchers and the following equipment to get what they catch onto the grid. He can't offer very much internet upgrade and still have them connected to the outside world, but he can do some, and lay down infrastructure for 2157 quality network within Japan itself if they'll kindly tell him where to put the stations. Roads he can do but is possibly not very efficient at doing unless they want all their roads to hover; he'd have to overfly the areas to get everything flush with preexisting matter. He can tell them how to maintain a hovering road system but they might not want to rely on that what with Endbringers plus brain drain.
(Unfortunately, Earth does not contain a whole lot of emergency architects. Faster to settle for copying the buildings they once had rather than designing a shiny new one of each thing.)
As it happens, duplicating Japan entire is a really bad idea. What with the unusually deep oceanic trench right next to the existing Japan, putting islands there would do a lot worse to water levels than re-raising Kyushu did. But there's plenty of improvements to be done on the original. The infrastructure ministry will be able to keep Cam as busy as he wants to be, getting gradually more creative as they have more time to think of useful applications of conjuration.
So one minute Cam is building a harbor full of ships fully loaded with miracle cures to be exported, the next he's walling off some not-quite-cleared-up nuclear accident sites.
All of this is extremely public, of course. The government announces that there's a helpful parahuman, doesn't announce their doubts about his motivations, and hires a lot of people to help with demolition. He no longer sends people running in fear; even for those citizens who think it's obviously a deal with a devil of some kind, it's a deal that isn't going to backfire right this minute.
"Sousuke, can you vacuum the place? That end of the room first, please."
- it hasn't happened to come up that he can make vacuum robots yet.
...And he checks to make sure that Sousuke vacuumed in the correct direction, which he did.
.......And watches the camera feed some more.
Fuck.
Cam leaves the circle open for an hour - it was a generic circle, he needed results, this place is a mess! - but there's no way that no angel in the entirety of Heaven has picked up a legit summons. He's a fluke. He is going to have to do this himself.
...Where has his summoner's tracking device got to?
You don't have to fucking threaten Cam's summoner to get pomegranates. Why is someone threatening Cam's summoner to get pomegranates?
If they wanted a nuke he'd probably go try to protect the summoner and not make any nukes, but pomegranates? Pomegranates it's worth paying whoever this is off the once, to see if any more information might be forthcoming about who the fuck they are, how they know anything about where he came from, and whether they can follow through.
Cam puts pomegranates where the extortionist wants pomegranates. It doesn't actually say not to follow the pomegranates, so he lurks.
Eventually a bystander stumbles across the pomegranates and collects them because why not. Well, nothing else about the extortion has made sense so far.
"Rogue cape!" The guns are pointed at Cam now, though who knows if they're trying to fire or just threatening. The officers are talking into radios instead of to him. "The rebels have parahumans. Need backup now."
And after an impossibly short response time, a squad of uniformed parahumans appears and starts firing on Cam.
"I don't think I fall within your jurisdiction!" objects Cam. If he doesn't want to just fly away his options are basically "get shot" or "try to dodge, fall over, and also get shot", so he just kind of sits down on the street. "As you can see I am a white person and as you could know by not living under a rock I've been working for Japan! If there is somebody I should have told before paying China a visit or something I'd be happy to keep that in mind in the future!"
Not that they're questioning him about it. One of the figures in the flowing uniforms shouts "Thirty-first path!" and they switch from ineffective stun bolts to ineffective lasers.
After spending a small amount of time catching up on projects on this side of the sea, Cam gets a call.
"What did you do?" the Prime Minister asks. "You might not be associated with the CUI's opposition, but they sure think you are."
"Probably not. It would be hard for anyone who isn't a parahuman, but we already knew that. If obscure means known only to you, no non-cape could have gotten that far in the first place, and that's ignoring the series of coincidences they apparently predicted from across the sea."
"Because you yoinked me into the world, and if you die I yoink out of it again, and I'm just full to bursting with the kind of prosocial ambition known to keep the Simurgh up at night. I would absolutely relieve you of this feature if I could do it without being stuck at home, but I can't, because for some reason the process isn't replicating in the way I expect it to."
"Well, we have a long flight, I can give you the long version. I am from another world. I am a sort of magical creature, which can be pulled from my home to Earth. Normally it is not this Earth but a markedly less horrible one, but for some reason you managed to be the first person to get a magical creature of my variety here. I tried to have somebody summon an additional magical creature, but it didn't work. So that means I am the only one this Earth gets, and your particular summoning of me is the only chance this Earth gets to have me around, and it badly needs the help. Summonings end on the summoner's death. The Simurgh managed to get me to start a war in China with pomegranates by threatening your life, I don't want more of the same, I will make you a lovely arcology on Mars and you can have Internet access."
"I'm immortal. I actually find the fact that she had to extort me very encouraging, because it suggests that singing to me wouldn't have done the trick. I apologize for the solitary conditions. When I figure out a way to kill her I will happily bring you back, or just finish terraforming the place - I'd do it now but it'd take weeks - and bring some colonists. Hopefully the Internet connection will help; it'll lag but the bandwidth will be fine. I can take other requests for what would make you more comfortable too."
"I was planning to show up to Endbringer fights. If I'm not immune I will get in touch with you about that. There is a plausible but not overwhelmingly determined reason why I might be, though. And I'm not planning to colonize Mars while she is still around because I do know what happened to the moon guy and even if I'm immune I don't want to attract her to bystanders."
"I'm not going to make any more things on her say-so. Getting anywhere farther than Mars would take ages, and if she can and will chase you to Mars there's no reason to expect Titan to be out of reach. Would you like me to put you in an autopiloted spaceship on a trajectory of 'away' until and unless I or someone figures out how to kill her, instead?"
There's really no way out of this, is there. As long as I'm being stuck out here, you better at least make me an entire Taj Mahal or something."
Cam doesn't go straight back to Earth.
When he's about halfway there he pauses to make Endbringer bits in a sort of exploded diagram.
He wants to know what they're made of.
The monsters have no internal organs. What they do have is layers. The flesh gets progressively tougher from the skin down to a core, and even the outer layers are relatively indestructible compared to what they have any right to be. Between the lack of vital organs and the Endbringers' known regenerative abilities, the entire visible body is probably just some combination of armor and decoration.
It doesn't go, but that's no surprise. He can only provide so much force, and this material already shrugged off worse. Nothing has any perceptible effect on the pieces of Endbringer core. At least the tooth doesn't chip unless he wants it to. Two can play at the indestructibility game.
Where the cores are is one thing everyone's glad to know. Especially in the case of the Simurgh; apparently her humanoid body is nothing more than a decoy. The level of indestructibility they're up against, less so. Publicizing that might very well decrease defensive turnout. (No one tries to de-publicize it. Can't stop the signal.)
The Protectorate asks for the most samples, of course; the enormous North American hero team has the most comprehensive access to allied capes. They strongly recommend that Cam either be selective about sending it only to heroes or be very clear that use of this material falls under the Endbringer truce. There could be any number of powers capable of using this resource as a stoppable force multiplier. But the truce is regarded as inviolable; if Cam declares that this is only to be used against Endbringers and the Protectorate publicly agrees then other groups will follow.
...most things. The results of the testing are disappointing. Aside from being physically indestructible against as much pressure as anyone can bring to bear, the cores are also immune to direct use of most powers. Bad news for the people who want Cam to not be the only source of this stuff, and really bad news for those who want the Endbringers destroyed. A few capes with relevant abilities still manage to get rich selling non-core layers.
It's especially in demand among tinkers, some of whom have started moving to Japan. On purpose.
The Japanese citizenry is not happy about this. Their disapproval translates to much stricter control of capes than there is in Europe or America, where fighting in the streets is normal, or Russia where a parahuman organization effectively runs the place. But it turns out it's hard to keep capes in line, so Tokyo winds up with the same kind of villain problem that other cape cities have, if on a smaller scale.
(It does stem the flow of new capes. Cam is relatively predictable as to whom he'll unmask, but few are willing to take the risk that they'll get on his bad side somehow. Fewer new capes is hardly a problem, as most relevant people see it.)
On which subject, Cam receives an email from one of his government contacts. Some shipping company wants in on the distribution—well, a lot of them do, but this one seems unusually prosocial and good to contract with—and a representative would like to meet with Cam to streamline the sending things overseas as much as possible.
You've demonstrated range, while raising Kyushu if nothing else; is there a reason you're exporting things at all instead of creating them already arrived?"
"Exact direction and distance would do, but that's going to vary with things like tidal forces pulling the continents around by enough that I might put something through a warehouse wall, or someone who was unwisely anywhere near the premises when I appeared the things."
The local government is happy to have us here, I suspect mostly as a sign that Japan is economically relevant again. Though sponsoring a police department fundraiser may have helped. Is there anything you're hoping to accomplish here that we might be able to help with? We aim to have our presence always be an improvement for the relevant cities wherever possible, and I like what I've seen of your goals so far."
"Oh, jumping everybody's tech level until the only remarkable thing about me and it is that I can conjure it up at the drop of a hat, relieving all forms of material scarcity for the entire population of the world, I really want to terraform Mars but don't have the gap in my schedule yet, that sort of thing."
"I would definitely appreciate sufficiently precise intel about where to drop the hepatitis vaccines and so on, though, that's definitely somewhere you can help. I don't even mind if you profit off of it as long as every vaccine finds a patient etcetera. You will want to be sure nobody outcompetes you on the profit margin - no exclusivity contracts."
As for what to appear where, can you do variety or is it one thing at a time? If it would help, our people on the receiving end can assemble some of whatever's needed at the arrival stations at the time, so you can simply duplicate it."
"Endbringer core is in high demand at the moment. That's probably going to be short-lived; there are only so many who have something to try. Miraculous cures and other technology will be more typical. And you've been supplying tinkers with what they need, but have you tried copying their results?"
"Not yet. I'm not sure it'll work, because it seems like it maaaaay run on magic, and so far all the tinker tech I have met falls into at least one of the categories 'I don't know why I'd want even one of it', 'if something went wrong in the duplication the materials involved mean I would accidentally nuke Tokyo', or 'glaring intellectual property conflicts I don't want to touch'. Do you have candidates?"
After a perfectly safe arrival, long-distance conjuration definitively works.
And the list now includes quite a few suggestions from overseas. Large-scale force fields to help protect port cities in case of Leviathan feature prominently. How OTP got the rights to make copies of those, even in limited numbers, is anyone's guess, but every city wants one.
"They don't have to show them to me up close, they just have to use them in any way that makes them look appealing to anybody who is willing to tell me about them," Cam says. "If any Tinkers come to me after the money they were previously not making by selling these things either, I'll pay them, I have been known to produce things of interest to Tinkers. This plan is not flawless but it seems better than 'try to negotiate with a lot of parahumans who have every reason to waste my time jacking up their prices every time I want to make some tech'."
"And a lot of tinkers would take you up on that. Others are more possessive, and keep in mind that tinkers are uniquely well positioned to make things unusable by anyone but the creator. You'd get most of the tech you can shake a stick at, certainly, but also the fear of every tinker and the enmity of plenty."
And regardless of how easily you can copy anything you've heard of, you should pretend otherwise. If the cat isn't out of the bag yet, act as if you need an example to copy for tinker tech. They'd have one less thing to worry about now."
For the plans, it might be a good idea to talk to the Protectorate. They have extensive records on what their tinkers make and on much of what they capture, and they might agree to back you up if you claim they let you see it."
The medicines and electronics continue getting reverse-engineered and produced, there are increasing numbers of people moving to Japan, and even the rate of cape crime is sharply improving.
She eventually reports that Cam has been acting pretty much as he appears to be. A disappointingly complete lack of secret plots. She and whoever she's reporting to don't happen to mention their names, the first time at least, but they do talk about someone called Regis Rex as their mutual boss.
This particular culprit is a cape, and notable enough to show up on Google. At least, he's assumed to be a cape. Google doesn't say what his power is. But he heads a cell of the Elite, which means it's a safe assumption. The Elite is a large collection of allied cells, ranging from neutral to sadistic and everywhere in between. They're an American group; no information is forthcoming on what one of them might be doing out here.
The spy herself is a native cape with a convenient power. It's probably why she was able to report back after having only glanced at Cam. The Elite always try to get control of the local cape groups one way or another when they move into a city, so the emailers consider it unremarkable that an unaffiliated cape is already answering to them.
They're also trying to take over local crime, naturally. Regis Rex has (or believes he has) enough of the government in his pocket, and when the Elite try to take over a city at every level they can be very comprehensive about every level. They're already getting a share of the profits from the relative few who contravene Japan's strict drug laws, and are working on expanding their control.
Conveniently, one of those is the one at the top of the pyramid. San Francisco is exactly the other way from here, but Cam can circumnavigate the globe fast enough that it hardly matters. And this way he has an alibi.
Uppercrust is, as Cam knew to expect, a well-dressed man, old for a cape but not for a human, and in charge of the leadership of the Elite. He's also the tinker behind the large-scale force fields, but that's not the relevant capacity. What Cam didn't know to expect is his condition. He's sitting down, almost sagging into his chair, and moves only feebly. But his mind and speech are unaffected.
"Welcome to my city. What brings you here?"
"The general you, yes, Elite in general. The service you have been providing has been useful and I don't have a replacement lined up and skimming off the top of that alone would make any reasonable people quite a comfortable income, to say nothing of your other aboveboard behavior. I invite you to continue that, but only that."
"A good deal for my group, and for Regis Rex and many of the others. Less so for Bastard Son. The Elite gets a lot from having a broad tent. If you're powerful and capable, you can succeed. Requiring that operations be entirely aboveboard would drive off quite a few, and what they'd be doing instead is hardly likely to be better."
If you'd merely like us to exercise more control, I'm well aware that you can offer enough to make it worth it. If it's as absolute as you're saying, you can expect an influx of villains. With less restraint."
"I confess I don't quite understand the mentality of people who wake up one day and decide to be supervillains. It seems like the sort of thing one might fall into - in which case it will behoove you to be very unslippery - or the kind of thing that might happen incidentally as a consequence of wanting some thing technically orthogonal to villainy per se, like money or attention, in which case it would behoove you to find ways to make them part of a non-villainous employee benefit package. Do you deal with a substantial number of people who just want to be supervillains, full stop, yet have interests small-time enough that you can meaningfully control them - that is, they aren't just really enthusiastic about anarchy in general or something?"
Most of the people where harm reduction applies are after the money and notoriety, but would rather pursue it on their own than be bribed into inactivity or accept what they see as unnecessary restrictions. And then of course there are the ones with pet issues."
"The law is a convenient shorthand but if it becomes inconvenient one can dispense with shorthand. Why exactly will I understand if you don't answer the question, pray tell? If the problem cannot be solved with a whitelist, then you see, I will have to think of something else."
Would it solve the problem if we simply made it known that you refused to do deal with groups that fail to meet your standards? Not everyone under our umbrella would accept, but those that didn't would see themselves falling behind their analogues. Just as much incentive without driving anyone away from the Elite."
"It's a you don't seem to want be particularly convenient for me. At some point something less conducive to your apparent interests will seem more convenient. Your incentive structure might work or it might not; but you were the one objecting to the possibility of would-be supervillains choosing to self-employ."
You've said you have no objection to working with us if everything we do is above-board. Would you extend the same offer to the other teams, individually?"
"It's structurally fairly simple. City-level teams, most of which report to regional branches, and we here have the broadest reach. Do you want the names, a list of most and least likely to accept your offer, or did you have something else in mind?"
We're naturally more disparate than they are on every count, but even with the Protectorate if you wanted them to change their behavior in some way you'd be better off convincing each team rather than their central organization."
"I'll get you a whitelist, but I'm not likely to think of literally every law it is profitable and morally permissible to break, so if you have any requests you may as well ask me. If you intend to have me spied on, do it openly. I intend to have you spied on. I'm not going to work with any groups doing things I don't like, and if I really don't like them, well, I'm beginning to run out of villains to unmask and dump at the feet of the authorities in Japan and may expand my attention."
"I really can't do anything about brains, so I recommend being really squeaky clean by the time I am next in town lest metastasis obviate your options. And if I ever have the urge to operate on inoperable cancer in people who aren't productively steering large international organizations I know where to satisfy that impulse and it won't put me anywhere near you."
Just before it reaches him, there's a crash. It's loud, but he can feel it more than he can hear it. The crash itself is more like an impact, like if someone dropped a grand piano that was also the size of the moon. The spaceship rocks in the air, and shattered glass falls down from it.
The Slaughterhouse Nine are a group of parahumans who travel the country seeing the sights and killing people. They are very good at this. Ever since Shatterbird joined their method of announcing their presence has been to make every piece of glass in the city violently explode.
The Nine aren't the only capes ever to have a kill order placed allowing anyone who can manage it to legally kill them and collect a reward. But the longer-term members are among the very few to survive having such an order for any length of time. Reading the list of their powers, the fact that Shatterbird isn't the scariest may have something to do with this.
Shatterbird considers it worse, at least. She amasses a larger volume of glass, several times the size of either combatant, and throws that at him.
License plate? Scribbled address of a bolthole? What do supervillains eat, if he conjures up Jack Slash's last breakfast does it look like it came out of a Dennys'...? It hardly matters if he has to drop ash and slag with all the glass shards and glass dust everywhere.
If he makes a copy of the Siberian's last meal, it might be possible to check against missing persons reports. None of the others have any obvious clues to geography.
Ugh. Cam doesn't know if Jack Slash is theatrical enough to come have a look at his own corpse were one to appear, and he doesn't want to sow confusion... Maybe he should just actually call the authorities, claim Shatterbird, ask if they can find anyone else for him. He gets the local Protectorate number, calls them up.
Cam can be pretty useful in a hospital but this isn't the best kind of hospital for his form of help, because it's not from 2157, has no angels, and can't summon demons on a routine basis; diminishing returns hit pretty quickly. He moves on to the next one, checking his phone every few moments for local news and Internet alerts indicating anything.
The drones don't see whether there are any of the other Nine with him.
And then Crawler bursts through. His head comes out first. It's an oil-black chitinous mass pouring out a sizzling liquid, and is also the size of a small car. The acid eats at the concrete and his excess number of limbs start making openings in the weakened concrete. A mouthful of the same venom can be spared for launching at Cam.
Maybe Crawler can be tangled up in carbon nanotubes?
He can also break out of carbon nanotubes, depending on just how much of it there is. And he decreases the quantity with his universal solvent.
The nitrogen trick was disappointing, so this time Cam gets a gob of acid followed by several tons of Crawler.
It's not his strongest suit, but he will go down eventually. It'll take a while; first he has to realize that lateral progress isn't going to help anything and then he has to guess that downward might. The concrete gives little external sign of what direction Crawler is attempting.
"Running away from me. I'm hoping he leads me straight to the others. Can you just get someone nearish -" Cam names the nearest intersection. "- so I can give them the thing and not miss the family reunion or fail to get between him and bystanders? I can also drop it out of the sky onto your forcefield if you like but landing things inside buildings I'm not looking at is tricky."
Cam decides that as long as Crawler is hiding in a way that doesn't involve killing anybody he doesn't know how to improve on this situation right now. "Crawler found a hole in the ground and doesn't seem to be going anywhere or meeting anybody. Where are your people?"
She starts leading the way toward a reasonable testing ground.
One of the capes, a Ward, points what looks like a staff topped with a crescent at the mindless lump of monster. There is a whoomph and the air shimmers as a wave radiates toward the Crawler. It eats through the armor and into the body, but over the next few seconds it becomes ineffective and the vaporized pieces grow back. "Grand. Not fast enough. Who's next?"
Remember I said a lot of tinkers have firepower stored away for emergencies? I talked to the Director, he talked to the other Directors, and now I've got a list."
There's a list. The tinkers, what they've come up with that might work on Crawler, what kind of a weapon it is, and how to use it for the things that are more complicated than point and shoot. The really complicated things got left off, regardless of how effective they might be. Past a certain point it'd be unsafe for anyone else to use it.
Thus armed, the capes and their PRT backup form a firing squad. "Anything else you wanted to try?"
No one knows in any detail what the weapons they're holding do, but they do know how to make them do it. The Crawler copy goes up in a flash of everything. It ranges from white flash to gray blur. It can be seen regenerating, but by the time the copy can adapt to everything it's already almost gone.
"It...seems like it worked. No margin of error, though. How well can you hold Crawler down?"
As the various deadly weapons go off two humanoids charge through the mass. Heroes go down, most of them briefly. The two white figures, one tall and the other enormous, pick apart their opponents to distract as many of them as possible.
Cam interpolated Crawler with water as soon as the heroes started firing, but now they've got company and he needs to be paying attention to those. The contents of all of Mannequin's compartments can be joined by some lava, maybe he won't even leak - Siberian, um - well, he can try to get some replaceable part of himself between her and something she's trying to get at, see how it fares. Indestructible object, unstoppable force...
The giant figure flops down, and does indeed not even leak. When the unstoppable force hits the indestructible object, the second one moves. Cam's wing is unharmed, certainly, but having it slapped out of her way doesn't look comfortable. And now there's a set of pointed nails gouging toward Cam's eyes.
"In place" is relative, of course; her own fingernails glance off his eyeballs and inflict exactly as much damage as he's capable of receiving.
While the remaining members of the Nine join the Siberian—Bonesaw directing some thing that looks like a centaur with both halves having been human, Hatchet Face targeting the capes, and Jack Slash laughing in the distance—Crawler takes partial cover behind the remaining concrete. Few people are firing at him, under the circumstances, and he's visibly regenerating the large fraction of his body that he's missing. A guttural laugh comes from his direction.
...Bonesaw, you are what, ten, fuck.
"Oh my god I'm such an idiot," Cam blinks, and Bonesaw is surrounded shoulders down in solid Leviathan core and so is enough of Crawler that he can't move anywhere.
He can try that around Siberian's remaining freedom of motion in the fingernail bubble, too, see if he can detach his hand.
Now that Bonesaw isn't moving, she's a target. A few blasts glances off the Endbringer material, and when she sings out "Deadman switch!" everyone stops firing.
The Siberian is completely obscured by the Endbringer core filling the rest of the bubble. She's not even moving; apparently it's tougher than she is. Which is good news in the moment and very bad news long-term.
"Kill her anyway," one of the capes says. "She killed Ascendant, and who knows how many others. Whatever she's got isn't going to get through a wall of that stuff."
"Well, he was a grown man who ought to have known that if you embark on a campaign of serial killing somebody might decide to melt you. Look, I didn't kill you and I could've and I didn't know at the time you had a deadman switch, perhaps you can extend enough good faith to brainstorm ways to get rid of it. For example, if it is in a container somewhere, it could come to be in more layers of container."
"Well, if a plague happens, we can kill you, so you probably won't choose to start a plague and if you couldn't choose not to you might tell us how to go do it for you to prolong your life. But if you're off elsewhere doing some other thing and some of it happens to involve maiming people you are not so convenient to track down and kill then."
"I continue not to like killing twelve-year-olds," Cam points out. "Actually most people of any age manage not to be killed without ever having to threaten to release plagues, although you have got yourself into a sort of precarious position regarding the average person's interest in seeing you dead."
"If they have any sense anybody with the authority to arrest you is busy evacuating San Francisco, but yes, this is a problem. I'd suggest that they remand you to my custody but I'm a very busy man and you seem like you'd be prohibitively difficult to keep even if you aren't famous in Japan and especially if I supplied you with enough bodies to keep you happy."
"I've operated on Hatchet before. I'd have to use remote robots, but it'd work. Or if robots sound too scary I could build the vat and you could make a copy of the brain already in it. Or you could do the same with the jar I made when I was eight, but that one wasn't built to last."
"I'm sure you'd rather, but you're very scary. Speaking of ways you're very scary and Tinkers doing things to themselves, Shatterbird I had to actually kill instead of knock out because she happened to be immune to the drugs I tried. I assume you've got some nasty cocktail of enhancements too."
She slithers upward until she's partially out of the trap, apparently dislocating everything from her shoulders to her lower ribs, but it all settles right back to where it came from. Then she slices herself open with a pocketed scalpel, some ribs move obligingly out of the way, and she has the implant out and the incision sewn up in seconds. There's no blood.
"Already done. As much as we'd collectively rather try her here, Chief Director Costa-Brown says otherwise. You can take responsibility for Bonesaw if you insist. In exchange she'd like to ask for whatever lists of parahumans they keep in the Thanda, Yangban, Dno, and Red Gauntlet, as well as a pile of less weaponized tinker tech than what you copied for Crawler."
The only risk is that he's trapped in the same material that people the world over are trying to destroy. Without success, unfortunately, but he might be possible to rescue eventually."
"Out of curiosity, would it actually be possible for you to perform a brain transplant on yourself? I wasn't expecting you to be able to wriggle out of your encasement," Cam remarks as they ascend. "I might want to make you a vessel with no surprises. You could keep the pain thing."
"Hmm." Cam pulls out his computer, does some figuring. "I can probably do my own brain in a jar setup - well, head in a jar, simplifies things - that'll last for at least until I can find a biotinker who isn't you and owes me a favor who'll do it. But I am planning for your entire transition to a less terrifying body take place here in this spaceship which you cannot drive with no company but me and it doesn't have that much room. Is this enough room for you to work or do I need to make an addition anyway?"
"All right." There is a delay, and then Cam opens the door to reveal a capsule with a surgical gurney and everything. "Lemme know what tools you need. In general kind, like, 'scalpel', not 'my entire kit', please." A cylinder somewhat larger than a human head appears, more than twenty feet away from the gurney.
"I'll need, um," she steps away from Cam and outside the Hatchet Face's range. "Wire scalpel, sonic bone cutter, brain wave reader, enough cameras that I can see what I'm doing, and the disassembled pieces that make up that jar. Other things I'll think of as they come up, and I might ask you to connect the new body to my brain bit by bit instead of all in one go."
Cam inquires after what else she needs to be comfortable, sets her up, notifies her that if the jar detaches from her spine and he's not authorizing it then boom, and then looks for biotinkers who would like to do a little contract work and can come up with a longer term Hatchet Face Brain solution. And emails the Elite a list of things that he's aware of which are illegal and not immoral, and the Protectorate the memberships insofar as he can produce them of the groups they had in mind.
The Protectorate is probably making use of those names in some way that isn't immediately obvious, and Elite-occupied areas see a spike in crimes Cam doesn't object to.
Clearly every city containing the Elite had a coincidental wave of illegal activity that exactly balanced out their recent change of heart. No other explanation is possible.
Up until he shows them the full list of the Elite's activities. In several places the Elite had reputations as strictly business and strictly legitimate, but as it happens the second part was never true. Cue the war between the two largest parahuman alliances.
Whee. Cam helps. Mostly remotely; he sets up floating platforms so he can drop merchandise without worrying about intersecting important metropolis. If the Protectorate would like this merchandise to include tinkertech to go after Elite with he won't say boo. Bad Elite.
In short order Tokyo looks like a functioning 22nd-century city, with the addition of tightly controlled capes.
Which means Cam can spread out his attention a little more. He was already doing a lot of overseas commerce, but in broad strokes - you don't need to be a particularly decent individual to be trusted with a hepatitis vaccine. He checks up on people real carefully for anything else, now, but he goes looking.
Which means more opportunity to run across just what the rest of the world looks like. Eastern Europe has barely got anyone with the reach to distribute things, China is the CUI, and nearly everything in Africa is under the control of one of the many competing short-lived warlords. And the lack of candidates comes even before sorting by trustworthiness.
On the bright side, Cam's efforts with the sterile mosquitoes are already paying off with a drop in new malaria cases. Barely anyone objects to that.
The Protectorate is already on their way, having worked out an agreement with the local people in charge. Tokyo was a burgeoning cape city, but it still doesn't have many capes in absolute terms. And even those have been selected for fighting less.
They have minutes before the Simurgh arrives. Cities cannot be evacuated in minutes, but that doesn't mean they aren't trying.
Cam doesn't even know if he can be here for this; it is unacceptable for him to wind up songed to madness and running around immortal, indestructible, and potentially planetbusting. He gets Tokyo citizens into autopiloting airbuses that'll ship them to Kyushu, ready to take off if he hears Horrible Insanity Song and feels like it might be causing Horrible Insanity.
Some teams arrive from Australia, predictably none from the CUI, and the Russian groups seem to be staying out of it as well.
Mostly the out-of-town reinforcements are the North American capes.
The Triumvirate is recognizable as always. In the absence of an organized local team, Legend starts briefing the new arrivals on what they're up against.
"What's worse is the scream. I doubt any of you will underestimate that. It's why every one of you will be wearing an armband. This will track your exposure based primarily on distance from her, and the countdown might not decrease at a constant speed. In case you can't spare a glance at the display, it will vibrate at five, two, and one minutes from lethal. If it vibrates, disengage.
"You all know she is physically the weakest Endbringer. But she is also very hard to hit. Her telekinesis is powerful enough rip apart buildings. If you cannot hurt her directly, destroy whatever she uses for cover so that others can get a clear shot.
"We will be fighting a battle of attrition. Strike teams will attack in turns, to keep her under as much pressure as possible. For this reason we recommend the teams all have past combat experience together. We do not want to have everyone's timer run down simultaneously, so stay back if your team is not taking its turn.
"Many of you have abilities tested against pieces of whatever Endbringers are made of, or equipment incorporating the same. This is the most durable known material; if you cannot destroy it that only means you can't kill her. Our goal is still to drive her off, and enough damage has always been sufficient to do that. This will be the first fight where we know where to aim. The humanoid body is a distraction; her core is at the base of her largest wing. Those with offensive power, aim there.
"When she—"
Legend cuts off as he, and everyone else, notices the song.
A short exposure is not lethal. That's what the armbands are for. They will also signal when we need a team to put pressure on the Simurgh or when you need to stay away, and can be used for communication.
"A very few of you have shown their ability to damage Endbringer core. But that was under controlled test conditions, and we must assume the Simurgh knows about it. Protect them."
The armbands on three capes start glowing green. One of them is Eidolon, who presumably doesn't need much protecting.
The scream wavers and splits into two notes as the Simurgh comes closer. Armbands start slowly ticking down.
"Eidolon and Alexandria will be fighting continuously. Everyone else, rotate between front lines and support. HQ will signal through the armbands when your squad is up. There will usually be injured to rescue. Anyone hurt within range of her scream will need it.
Remember, the goal is to wear her down and drive her off."
Alexandria and Eidolon fly toward the source of the scream. One of the Protectorate teams flies off after them, bringing the other green-glowing cape with them.
In the meantime he can medical-demon anyone who's injured and take bullets/arbitrary damage for the folks who can make a real dent.
Not all of the offensively powerful capes can fly. Machines are less than trustworthy around the Simurgh, but some capes are using devices anyway. Other times they get a lift from flying teammates. Mostly it's down to fliers or ranged combatants.
He's not having any weird thoughts. He's not in a worse mood than he should be (granted, that's not saying much). He's not having flashbacks. The song is not getting more annoying as she gets closer, beyond a certain point.
Which is what he'd expect if he were mentally indestructible-to-it.
And she did have to extort him to get him to make the fruit.
Her outer layers are subject to damage. Cam aims where nobody's trying to close with her and applies plasma.
The singing does become louder or more varied at times, and this does correlate with when he pays attention to it. Annoyance is limited to what a mundane screech might sound like; it's not detectably becoming more annoying in any weird superpowers way.
Heat is not the most effective weapon against the weird crystal that Endbringers are made of, but enough of it it scorches her. Her human parts don't burn the way human skin would, and her feathers don't burn the way feathers would, but an outer layer gets peeled off and slowly begins regrowing.
The group around the cape Cam is protecting notices their armbands flash simultaneously. "You coming with us?" one of them, a medieval-themed cape with a lance, asks.
The one with the lance just nods, and that team moves in. All of them are fast, and most of them are flying. The important girl is one of the exceptions; she's getting a lift from a teammate until reaching crossbow range. When she fires, the Simurgh doesn't interpose any of the floating objects around her but either dodges or takes the hit. None of the bolts strike where the largest wing meets the body.
The current round of capes is harrying the Simurgh as much as they can, though nothing other than Flechette and sometimes the Triumvirate appears to deal much damage. The boy with the lance disintegrates the hovering objects that the Simurgh uses for both offense and defense, and strikes at her directly when she floats low enough, only to be smashed downward by an unexpected piece of building. The Simurgh gets blasted backward by a laser just in time to not be hit by a crossbow bolt.
"She's still on that? Here?
...well, the arbalest isn't working like I'd hoped. That might actually help. Does have to be scaled down to where I can move it, unless you're planning to using my power on a flagpole and just topple it on her."
Flechette looses another shot, the three-foot needle flying straight through where the Simurgh would be if she hadn't stopped short.
She concentrates on it for a moment, then swipes it toward the Simurgh.
The Endbringer just flies twenty feet higher, and is then struck back down by Alexandria.
She swings the sword, and it cuts through some of the Simurgh's wings' wings on the way toward the core. Feathers flutter down, along with a few more substantial pieces, but the Endbringer twists out of the way.
The road beneath the Simurgh cracks, then flips upward and launches itself at Flechette.
The Simurgh takes advantage of everyone's distraction to extend a wing through Eidolon. He briefly turns gaseous and then resumes blasting her slightly less powerfully.
She knocks a flier out of the sky with a barely-visible strand of hair, and then the third group of capes starts rotating in.
Cam hands her a leash end with nanotube coiled around it and takes off and accelerates in the Simurgh's direction, with rockets attached to his feet for an acceleration boost when he's clear of anyone who might object to the fire, and when he's there there's a featherlight rapier in his hand with the hilt trailing tube.
So the Simurgh severs the line. It snaps with no visible cause, and once the resistance is gone Flechette's end retracts.
It doesn't retract very fast. As soon as the tension's gone Cam makes more line between the snapped bits, just enough to connect them again so they can retract taut. He's probably going to have to do that a lot but as long as the Simurgh's dealing with this she's... probably... not multitasking as aggressively anywhere else.
Probably is a dangerous word around the Simurgh. She does seem to be focusing on him more than on anyone else. He can tell by the perfectly ordinary rock that cannonballs through Eidolon and into Cam. It may not deal any serious damage, but conservation of momentum is on her side. She's more than capable of bouncing him around for a while.
The next rock doesn't come. Instead, Eidolon yells "Back!" as he and the rest of the Triumvirate briefly switch from trying to deal damage directly to hemming the Simurgh in. This round of supporting combatants is headed by a second medieval-themed cape, and he's pointing a giant sword in their direction. Friendly fire is always a risk.
They're all still moving, and the shot does in fact blast the Simurgh farther than anything since Legend last got in a good hit, but when she's back she has an indestructible weapon added to her cloud of surrounding debris.
Where this is going is just defense at first. The cannonball blocks incoming attacks like anything else, and just happens to be indestructible while doing it. There's very little difference when used offensively. But then the Simurgh floats it toward her, toward a space where a chunk has been torn or blasted from her largest wing, and slides it in. It's bigger than the hole was; the injury gets larger to accommodate it and then resumes healing at her normal rate.
Once the cannonball is in, the Simurgh's song gets louder.
The Simurgh has an objective now; she's meandering toward the cape with the indestructible Endbringer tissue cannonballs. He stands his ground until Alexandria shouts something and his armband starts buzzing. Pursuing him does also bring the Simurgh in Cam's direction, conveniently for stabbing.
And suddenly her target is back—or at least his armor is; if he's inside it he probably didn't survive the sudden jerk from being pulled over—and he and his sword are blocking Cam's.
The armored cape is apparently still alive. He starts battering the Simurgh by shrinking his weapon and extending it explosively, each time punching a hole through her outer skin. Eventually the sword does intersect Cam's, and it falls apart the way the cannonball did. One small sword that looks like a scaled-down version of the original, one similarly small aluminum one, and one thirty-foot giant made of Endbringer flesh.
A sliver is cut off the largest blade where Cam's sword intersected the hero's, but the other two fall away unharmed. Short enough that they didn't reach the intersection point. The Simurgh releases the cape, having gotten what she wanted. The blade starts twisting around her unpredictably, twice her height, blocking ranged attacks and sometimes lashing out at close combatants.
While snapping that one, the Simurgh maneuvers the sliver that got cut off the giant sword and inserts it end-first into the deep gash Cam gave her. Stray feathers flutter upward and attach to it. Her new wing is shorter and less angelic than the others, but unmistakably a wing. The scream gets louder again, and adds a new strain of disharmony.
He's perpetually occupying a bit of her attention as she neutralizes each blow before it connects, but that might mean more if she had ever been observed to run out of attention.
Eidolon manages to sever one of the smaller wings. The scream does not go down to the intensity it was at before the Simurgh gained one.
One of the capes who rushed Flechette here interrupts, "This is Flechette. She's important. Can you save her?"
Riley glances at her current patient, then at Flechette. "He might wake up any time, I was expecting to be done pretty soon. How importan—"
"Very."
"I'll save her."
And mid-scream, "You!" He scrambles away from her, ignoring the fact that he's still only most of the way through a surgery, and throws out a hand toward her. There's a flash of flame, followed by a pile of ashes where Riley used to be.
The cape's eyes refocus. He droops as he realizes what just happened. "I thought she was— I thought— the whole time I was out, I was seeing... I thought Bonesaw had me." He looks up. "Who did I kill?"
It's not long before one of the people in command arrives. It's the armored cape from earlier, now swordless and not wearing his helmet. "Cinereal. The Simurgh got you to kill an ally?"
"Something like that. I didn't know where I was, just that I was being operated on by Bonesaw. It was really Bonesaw, wasn't it?"
"Doesn't matter either way. She of all people shouldn't have been here, but if she was following the truce she's protected."
"Villains can't come to Simurgh fights anyway, and this wouldn't have happened at any other."
"True, but going public with that's not a good choice either. It'd involve saying you were influenced by the Simurgh, enough to kill someone."
The metal band on Cinereal's arm suddenly becomes painfully obvious.
"Yes. Unfortunately that's not very."
"Simurgh probably killed the thing that was suppressing Bonesaw's power, and the first thing Bonesaw did was go help people with it," Cam says quietly. The wasted potential is just - if she could have been trusted, if he could have gotten to a point where he could have trusted her enough, her power was staggering, she could probably have bottled the cure for generalized old age and then all he'd have to do was ship it -
"So the Simurgh wanted this to happen. Maybe that means Bonesaw could have been rehabilitated, or it could be because the Simurgh wanted everyone to see one of the Protectorate's top heroes break the truce. I'd be wary of assuming it was the first one; helping people might not have been Bonesaw's choice any more than killing her was Cinereal's."
Outside, the Simurgh continues Endbringing. She's surrounded by more pieces of Endbringer now, since there were quite a few people equipped with the indestructible material. Every once in a while she absorbs one and her characteristic song gets worse. The defending capes at least aren't completely ineffective; she is taking damage. Just not enough yet.
He sticks his head out the window now and then and applies conventional damage and then goes back to medical demoning.
If anyone has trump cards up their sleeve, they aren't playing them.
Eventually the Simurgh judges that she has caused Tokyo enough destruction for today. One last wave of her wings as some of Cam's shiny new buildings collapse in a growing ring around her, and she ascends back into the sky.
The few volunteer doctors are predictably overworked and are glad for some superpowered help. The stream of injured keeps flowing as search parties find more, and it eventually dries up. Meanwhile, the heroes' thinkers are plotting out the Simurgh's path during the attack and the variable strength of the scream. They're calculating which parts of the city have to be walled off permanently. Once there's an answer, they give the government the bad news.
"You don't have to put up the whole thing," Chevalier says. "If multiple capes do segments and nobody knows which went up last, it helps avoid making people who just fought the Simurgh blame themselves for this part."
"Thank you."
"On something completely different, the Endbringer material. It was a good idea and there was no way to know the Simurgh would do that, but I'm not wearing this armor to the next one. I think you should stop handing it out."
We'll have to make sure not to have too much in one place, to avoid a repeat of today. That probably means we'll stop collecting if we don't finish in a few months."
"I mean that whatever you're trying to do would have to not be horrible, keeping the secret would have to not be horrible, etcetera, not that there can't be any horribleness involved at some further remove. Perhaps I should have said I won't be an accessory to horribleness."
Their creator built some arbitrary limitations into everything he made, to protect the world in case any of them went rogue. In this case, these are unnecessary and counterproductive. I'm working on removing them."
"Wow. Okay. Uh, I have a hard limit that I can't create minds smarter than like snails, but I haven't... actually... tried to create an AI before, because I didn't know there were any and also do not super want to go around creating people. What in particular were you hoping I'd help with?"
Can you do it anyway? Even if the end result somehow comes out mindless, knowing what the code would look like without the limits would help immeasurably."
"Er... probably not. Unless they're all conveniently stored in a file titled 'Limits' or something. Which I imagine you'd already have noticed and addressed. I can leave things out of things I'm copying but I need as much information about which things I'm leaving out as I do about what thing I'm copying."
I'm going to have to tell you who I'm talking about, aren't I."
Any Guild or Brockton Bay Protectorate capes can tell you that Dragon and I work closely together and that she trusts me in a general sense, but since none of them know she's an AI no one can confirm that she wants me doing this in particular. Don't ask her directly; if she knows too much specific she might be forced to stop me. I haven't gotten rid of that rule yet."
In twenty minutes, not much. The process of shipping combatants back to their starting continents is continuing. They've sounded the all clear so the first civilian responders have started arriving, both to supplement the already present volunteers and to take over guarding the wall.
There is no rule against supplying the inhabitants with more than necessities, as long as it doesn't enable communication, but if Cam chooses to then it would be a very bad idea to let anything they say or do causally influence him.
...It seems weird not to cut them off from the water supply, but maybe nobody has ever actually been able to figure out how to poison the source from the pipe end. Anyway. Cam doesn't need to get close enough to hear them to drop them food and - and books and anime and so on. He'll talk to the local government about coordinating that so they don't wind up with more rice than they can use or something.
The Tokyo quarantine zone isn't the three hundred foot high wall of paranoia that they have in Madison. Here it mostly just has to keep in humans. And the occupants are still in the immediate aftermath like everyone else; they'll probably settle into some kind of postapocalyptic society relatively soon. In the meantime, having large airdropped crates of food and media won't hurt anything.
He gets a call from the Minister in charge of Trying To Make Japan Suck Less After The Endbringer Attack, or whatever the official title was, a politician whose job recently became important again.
When he answers, "Firstly, thank you for everything you've done. But, do you know about how the Endbringers choose targets?"
"That's part of it, that we don't know if you're immune or if she just made it seem that way. Mostly it's the fact that you're an attractive target for Endbringers, and we've been hit by two of them now. We aren't going to ask you to stop and become irrelevant, but I do have to ask you to base your projects somewhere else. Outside Japan."
The most prominent feature is that most of the continent is dominated by local warlords. Countries don't exist in the normal sense, though people refer to places by their 1980 or 1990 geographical equivalents for convenience. What really matters is what powerful parahumans are within their travel radius of where. When these radii overlap, the parahumans either form an almost feudal hierarchy or (more typically) one of them dies. Depending on the powers involved there might be collateral damage; more often it comes up as a way for a challenger to get a champion's attention. The current record for stability is approximately eight years without a regime change.
If Cam's goal to intervene in the most violent area, he should pick somewhere that doesn't currently have a successful dictator at all. Those are the places most likely to spontaneously turn into battlegrounds.
Hmmm. Cam is in fact moved by the "lowest overalll risk of death by warlord" statistic. He'll deal with her but he'll deal with her after he's got something stable set up in, let's see, the region formerly known as Angola needs help and most of them speak Portuguese. He reads up on what there is to know about the currently operative warlords in the fighting there.
Information is sparse and out of date, especially in regions selected for not having an even relatively stable winner. The two biggest in the area as of a year or so ago were a blaster with weaponized darkness and someone who seemed generically invulnerable with touch-range telekinesis. Both individuals were good enough at terrorizing civilians to make it as warlords limited only by the competition. But they might have killed each other or been replaced since or maybe they're even allied now. Who knows.
"Great." Cam hands him a tablet. "Type up requests for things in there, it'll send them to me and I'll come by and fill them in batches between doing other things. You can talk to me about other things like when I'm expecting to do that here -" Messaging app. "Consolidate it as much as you can, if fifty people want sacks of wheat I just need to know that it's fifty sacks of wheat. There is absolutely no shortage of things like 'sacks of wheat', so your job is also to make sure everyone knows that so nobody fights over the sacks of wheat. Any guesses on initial requests I can conjure up now to be distributed while I square these fellows away?"
"I could make a planet if I wanted, I will not have a problem feeding the region formerly known as Angola as long as I have the requests neatly organized. Medical stuff is a little tricky - malaria should be a thing of the past in a few seasons anyway, I started the process of driving all the mosquitoes that carry it extinct, but if someone actually has it then someone who knows what they're doing has to administer the treatment and there's only one of me - but food is trivial. Is wheat popular here? Should I just make a granary full of flour for a starter?"
And he starts flying village to village in their territory radius, looking for comparable employees and leaving similar granaries. He checks his grocery list messages routinely.
There isn't much resistance until he starts encroaching on other people's territory. Even then, the neighboring warlords aren't major players any more than the last one was.
The actual operation of the Birdcage is (publicly, at least) a program written and overseen by Dragon. It's good but not so good that it can take his calls. The PRT people he ends up talking to refuse, on the grounds that the Birdcage is a one-way trip and no matter how guilty these people are they haven't had any kind of trial, Cam isn't representing a nation that has ratified any of the relevant agreements, and being a warlord isn't always a Birdcage-worthy crime anyway.
No one wants to be his loyal right hand, but everyone involved understands force.
Well, what Cam would like them to understand is that it's inconvenient to keep them in comas but only slightly, that he is going to put tracking devices in them, and that they're on a one-strike Cam's-personal-opinion sort of probation if they would like to wander the area and can earn a little more leeway if they make themselves useful and also those coma drugs can leave a weird taste in your mouth have an ice cream cone. Can they understand this?
Cam has got himself a pretty substantial territory now. Normally when someone ambitious triggers and is lucky enough to vastly outgun the nearby competition, they go through a phase where they're limited by their own mobility (in Cam's case: very high) and then by the competition. Inconveniently, none of the competing warlords have any idea how outgunned they are and might think Cam falls into this pattern.
The conclusions of the inevitable arguments are foregone enough to not need repeating.
Expand expand expand. Cam does speak Afrikaans and Swahili and French; he has never picked up Tshiluba or Kituba or Lingala or Kongo or Sangha or Teke or M'Bochi, and this affects how readily he can expand in some directions, although he can rig up serviceable computer translation and is finding it nice and easy to hire people.
Eventually the opposition will be teams of allies, who can't easily be beaten by walking into a single location and conjuring coma drugs. Fighting openly is a Bad Idea, as they've learned from the ones who went before, so they work out other ways to antagonize the newcomer. Like wrecking his creations and then blending in with the locals. It won't stop him, but they can't just do nothing.
"Everybody. So far you've been replacing people who got there by being scarier than everyone else, but past Lubango that stops. People hold cities because they have permission, and one of the conditions is that they band together and keep outsiders out. Maybe we can't beat you, but you know we can bring down buildings. Think you can hold off armies of capes like us?"
"Oh. I'm indestructible and awake all the time and don't really have a range limit and I can fake a lot of Tinker stuff and, yeah, if a bunch of parahumans formed an army I would probably just put them all to sleep? And then maybe a few of them wouldn't go to sleep but it wouldn't be an army's worth and I'd do something else with them. I don't want this to happen because there might be collateral damage and I don't like collateral damage, but if some army would like to go fight me in low earth orbit we could get this question settled without putting anybody else at risk?"
And Cam goes back to trying to balance making sure everyone has enough to eat with making sure the locals are capable of managing their own food infrastructure when, say, he's gone for a while fighting an Endbringer. No reason not to bring local farms up to 2159 standards of yield and encourage them to rely on that and mostly call him when they want other stuff.
Now that being annexed by the post-scarcity genie has worked well in the past, there may be a bit of a domino effect. Some places this is more controversial than others. In Lubango, for instance, the people who call for defecting tend to be the targets of some parahuman-led enforced orthodoxy.
When a single faction controls a city, they're usually pretty attached to it. No advance disappearances this time. Instead, shootings of Cam's spaceship out of the sky. (At least to whatever extent it's vulnerable to generic tinker firepower.)
"I haven't actually tried to kill you yet," Cam says, "or even tried to do anything that would be really inconvenient to undo if it worked, but I could try encasing you in various substances or launching you into space or doing the same thing to you that I did to the gun."
Most of the contributions from other parahumans are limited to checking whether they can do anything to Cam while trying to stay out of sight. The powers are skewed toward brute and blaster types, which inevitably bounce off the indestructibility. Which opponents get the coma drugs and which don't depends mostly on whether Cam is paying attention in the right direction at the time.
She's flying in atop her shadow, dark and large enough to look like a skull-shaped cloud. She herself is standing motionless and silent, and the monster has an almost eerie lack of noise.
He kicks a rock at his boss. It flies past her, predictably faster than it ought to be moving, and smashes into the jar of Hatchet Face. Moord Nag's shadow swells back up from nothing, and strikes at Cam even before reaching its former size.
She does meet whatever minimum level of reliability it takes to be the last word in the local lack of a legal system, but Cam's computer can't confirm or deny that Moord Nag is the second coming of Marquis.
"Her treaties," Rei speaks up again. "Some places send people in exchange for protection. Even having that agreement is enough to frighten most warlords away. And once she accepted that, she never took more or gave the city to anyone. When I was given this city, the deal said I never go near Chiange because she couldn't allow it."
If the set is arranged chronologically, it does show the list of places nobody can occupy getting gradually longer whenever a province either sends victims or is awarded to a Moord Nag-approved warlord.
"This is suggestive," Cam acknowledges, when he's gone through them. Plus he can always go kill her later if he has to. "Will you sign an agreement not to aggress against others, kill exclusively in immediate self-defense without collateral damage or if for some reason I authorize you otherwise, and neither personally nor through proxy interfere with my projects?"
"Or maybe you will adopt a posture of only being interested in cooperating insofar as I trust complete strangers with enormous body counts and I won't want you to have any such thing! That's also an option." Cam shrugs, breaks the cuff on her foot, and appears a treaty.
The capes Cam caught are almost by definition no problem to contain, but they don't come with guarantees of trustworthiness.
There's some glancing around to guess whether anyone is going to be made an example of, but when no examples are forthcoming they get the picture. Probably not very many are going to recidivate. Especially with the kind of enforcement Cam has available.
Dragon is in fact on the posters of the Protectorate's most poster-friendly heroes, and it turns out so is Armsmaster. Which is probably why he picked that as a proof of character.
Of course considering that Cam can appear things at range, a large box in the Brockton Bay Protectorate HQ labelled "DO NOT OPEN UNLESS ARMSMASTER" would also be reasonably effective.
Yeah, Cam thinks physical media is the way to go when talking about working on an AI bound to stop anyone who looks like they might be thinking about trying. The wording he goes with is actually FOR ARMSMASTER'S EYES ONLY and a locking system that was not invented by tinkers and therefore should be openable by a tinker but inconvenient for anyone else to bypass without destroying the contents.
Russia is more likely than most to try to respond to Endbringers with the military instead of capes. This tends to go badly. For this Endbringer attack in particular they have enough parahumans available to not have to do that, and they are accepting international firepower.
The monitoring systems have narrowed down the location, and Behemoth will be there in minutes.
"...Maybe next time we can try you on a mindless human. Today no." Cam's in too much of a hurry to try to figure out if she's overestimating what she needs to fight an Endbringer and has nefarious plans for the leftover juice. He takes the low-power parolees and hops in a ship and flies to Russia.
When Cam arrives there isn't time left for much of a pre-battle briefing. He and his passengers get an abbreviated but strongly worded reminder that the instant death radius is thirty feet from Behemoth unless you're extremely tough, stay one hundred away so he doesn't close the gap, if you can't hurt him directly try to hold him in place or slow him down for those who can, here's an armband communicator, don't die.
Cam does not fear the kill radius, but he also doesn't need to be that close to do the moderately ineffectual damage he can do, and Behemoth doesn't move fast enough to be that hard to keep in line of sight unless he dives.
They commence bopping. Later arrivals get progressively less information, until one group is interrupted by the ground rumbling and Behemoth appearing. He looks like a giant rock monster, what with the magma and the obsidian, but the fastest ranged attackers blow patches of that off and reveal the much tougher skin beneath it.
The monster ignores most of it. Most of everything in fact. For a good few seconds he absorbs the attacks without even acknowledging anything short of Legend, and then he retaliates. His roar is a weapon in its own right, and a few of the nearest capes get killed by the intensity of the sound. For everyone else it's merely incapacitatingly loud. And then the more traditional lightning and fireballs.
...It's probably a bad idea to just attempt to encase Behemoth in fingernail. Cam is not sure how that would go wrong but it seems like the sort of thing that would based on his understanding of Endbringers. But he can get frigid shields between fireballs and capes, and he can see if the roar's effect is diminished if there's a lot of helium in the air.
The hard hitters are hitting hard. Red Gauntlet's leader slams Behemoth downward, then she's joined by the Triumvirate and the rest of their equivalents. He dives to avoid the barrage, and roars again when he comes back up.
Instead he lunges, moving faster than he looks like he should be able to. Capes scramble to avoid the kill radius. He stops short and slams both hands down. Anyone standing on the ground feels the ground lurch beneath them, and lightning flashes from cape to cape. Most of the capes, in fact. It's less fatal than the last bolts, but a lot of equipment sparks and dies. For Cam that might be limited to the armband, but it's presumably worse for some.
Behemoth rises into the air and gets held there. There are Alexandria packages in contact with him, but they're pursuing more than they're supporting.
Eidolon casually warps the ground to bind Behemoth's limbs, and other capes imitate him while he switches to another power and blasts at Behemoth directly.
As long as Behemoth's immobile he can try setting up magnetic radiation shields like what he's got around his black hole. They might not work here but it's worth a try.
Behemoth is still stuck in midair. Thirty feet around him, a translucent sphere appears and starts expanding. The armbands all warn that the kill radius is increasing, but capes are already staying away. The silvery border increases up to several times the normal safe distance, then retracts when Behemoth gets lowered to the ground. He starts trading blows with the people who can trade blows with him.
Behemoth is focusing on the heavy hitters. Alexandria, Eidolon, Rukavitsa, Athrwys. It's not great for morale when the leaders get repeatedly struck down, but at least they're relatively capable of getting back up. Behemoth is more harried than usual. If he has a goal he's not making much progress toward it.
Come on think of something think of something -
Behemoth objects to this, and blasts Alexandria out of the sky. By the time she's back he has thrown aside some more of the ones who had been slowing him down and started advancing on the squishier capes. There's still the occasional fireball, but if he closes the distance that won't be anyone's largest problem.
"What do you have in mind?"
"I'm indestructible, but even, say, my hair, won't get anywhere. If somebody could shrink it down and it stayed indestructible -"
"Sending a drone now. Have it ready."
"Oh. Okay."
Cam grows a hair from his head and forms it into a looped skein around his wrist. He hands it to the drone, and anchors himself to the ground as soon as his armband says to.
Behemoth gets decapitated. Then more pieces start getting sliced off, and he explodes. Or at least, there's an explosion and it's centered on him. It launches stone splinters in every direction, fast enough that between the sound and the sharp obsidian fragments making contact there isn't enough time to blink.
While the armbands list off names of people who got hit by the shrapnel without being as indestructible as Cam is, Behemoth's next retaliatory strike gets interrupted. By Scion. The golden man is the next best thing to omnipotent, and if he isn't damaging Behemoth as much as he could he at least keeps him occupied while other heroes focus on the open wound. This continues for a while while more slivers and chunks fall off the Endbringer.
Scion's priority is to stop it. The other heavy hitters keep concentrating their fire on the decreasingly armored Behemoth and trying to hold him in place. If this is a difference in priorities, it's at least a more understandable one.
...Behemoth's already escalating beyond normal parameters. Cam stretches out a hand and wraps him in fingernail, with plenty of gaps so people can keep hitting.
A purple-costumed cape steps through. "Hi Cam. I'm Tattletale. Have you heard of Kithabel?"