Cam doesn't usually take summonses during live performances but it turns out that Amriac's buddy's ex-bandmate's whole deal is REALLY not his genre, and it seems slightly less rude than physically exiting the theater. Besides, it's intermission. He grabs the next one.
Where he is contains multiple interesting features!
- As previously mentioned, it is on fire.
- As also previously mentioned, it is a town. The houses are single-story, made badly, of wood.
- It's in a dry, scrubby area, somewhere with the not-a-desert-but-not-that-far-off feel of, say, Morocco, or the lest deserty bits of Rajasthan; there were fields (they are currently on fire) fed by canals (not on fire, given that water is hard to burn).
- His binding is really fantastically loose, probably because the circle is mostly a matter of where ash happened to fall from a tree (on fire) and partly a matter of his summoner's foot turning it from a circular thing into a Summoning Circle (tm).
- The two people nearest him are a bruised teenage girl with blue-black hair (it looks grown-out, not dyed), pale skin with features that are distinctly not European or African or East Asian at all, and a dress that looks like it's out of a costume drama that used demons for period-accurate costuming, taking cover on the ground,
- and a teenage boy, undernourished, of a different but also unfamiliar ethnicity, wearing hand-sewn clothes made out of hand-sewn cloth and armor made of sewn-together squares of hard leather. He has a bow, and arrows, and is currently shooting the arrows at things,
- The things in question appear to be some mixture of (a) people, wearing unfamiliar and badly machine-sewn military uniforms (complete with wide-brimmed hats) and carrying extremely unfamiliar bayonet-equipped gun-type weapons that fire zappy bolts of energy that punch through things and set them on fire...
- (b), one of what is either a person or a remarkably humanoid robot, skin completely covered in metal, head looking like a steel bull's face, with a similar weapon,
- And (c) various definitely robots or drones, mostly dog-sized, some of them flying around and some of them walking around on five spidery legs, also shooting zappy energy...
- There's various other people running around in a panic and/or trying to kill soldier-attackers and drones with swords and axes and polearms and bows, dressed and armored like the teenage boy near him.
- The fight is really, really not going well for the people without the tech edge. Really not at all.
WOW what the fuck.
Okay. First of all, it's raining. Buckets. He will apologize to the ecosystem later.
Second of all, let's start tying some legs together on the Torching A Village side of things, starting with the drones and the dude who stands out the most in case he's important, following up with the rank and file if that doesn't confuse them enough to make them stop slinging fire.
Third of all, let's blunt some sharps, he can replace them later but he can't fix dead.
The rain will put out existing fires and make it harder for everyone to see!
The rope will not be hugely effective against the dude who stands out the most. The drones with legs will get all tied up and fall over and go clunk and then try futilely to aim their blasty cannons at things, but will not have much success there, but the dude who stands out the most falls over slightly, catches himself on two spur of metal that grows from his back, shreds the ropes with blades abruptly growing out of his armor before forming back into it, and starts looking for whoever's responsible.
Nobody will notice their pointy objects are now dull because they are too busy.
... Is any of this obviously related to Cam?
It doesn't create shrapnel, it just falls to pieces.
... As soon as they notice their weapons are being disintegrated, the uniformed soldiers flee like mad. The people with pointy objects pursue wielding these pointy objects! (The flying robots continue death-ray-ing the people with pointy objects.)
This doesn't stop the horrible death robots from shooting, but it does stop them from aiming, so they don't do it much.
The people with pointy (but blunted) weapons are discovering that their weapons may be dull, but they are still effective at bludgeoning and/or very crudely stabbing people who are wearing uniforms for the sake of causing them serious injury!
Nope! Screaming guy is not amenable to deterrence from physical proximity.
(Other people are giving Cam worried looks or backing off or looking for cover.)
He may note that he... does not speak the language Screaming Guy is screaming at all well? He has rudimentary knowledge of a few basic words in it and can probably understand if spoken slowly and carefully, and similar knowledge of a few other related languages, and then two new languages (one native, one fluent) in the same family but not closely related to each other, which seems totally unrelated to any Earth language.
...oh, that's inconvenient, he was super expecting to be able to talk to the screaming guy. He wasn't super confident this would work, but he did think he'd be able to try it!
He will drug the screaming guy instead, catch him rather than let him fall on the ground, and drag him over to the nearest allied individual. Can he say 'still alive' in the screamed language? Or "just asleep" or something like that?
"I certainly did not!" she says. "They kidnapped me for ransom!"
Simultaneously - "She is a prisoner, hostage for the terms her traitorous, lying kinsmen made!"
Meanwhile, the guy in armor who is partially encased in titanium says, also in excellent (if somewhat more flowery) Qalmiri, "This is a nest of thieves and robbers, o excellent one -" this appears to be a stock title of address "- which we were sent to destroy as just punishment for their brutal and unprovoked assaults on the iron road."
Cam's not an expert in preindustrial thieves' dens? They've got women and children and animals and crops and old people. The village did have a wooden stockade around it (mostly burned down before Cam arrived), and the swell of the land gives it reasonable concealment? But, you know, there's multiple explanations for not wanting to be found, when being found means people attacking you.
"All three, as gives them the chance to pillage and steal and scorch the land, taking what better men built like the savages they are."
The local person who is speaking for the locals will spit at the invaders' boasting. "They call us thieves, but their sole work is the theft of the world and all within it! Liars and oathbreakers, who know not the laws of men or gods!"
"The lands the train tracks are on? I don't currently have an opinion on its ownership, but I can enter into the record that this factored into your stated train heist motives." He will conjure up a little legal pad and jot that down in appearing ink. "Who's the Traveler?"
"Okay. So we've got three political entities here. Profectus builds a train track. Kina Basar doesn't appreciate this, heists trains. Azlisa was on a heisted train on her way from Laukera to Profectus for... business or pleasure? And then Profectus is like, hey, that was our train, and sends an army to torch a Kina Basar village. Have I got that about right?"
"Business," she says.
Oh, the Kina Basar have a lot more to add about the stuff Profectus has done. They've burned other villages and attacked other tribes, they seized grazing lands for the train track, they're poisoning the air and the water, they're spoiling crops, they ended all normal trade through the desert, and they've hired the savage Tafnoi as mercenaries to go around butchering people.
... But nobody denies any of what Cam said.
"Okay. So, what does everybody think of my plan where I give the Kina Basar here a bunch of food and water and put back up some of their lost buildings, and then Azlisa and the soldiers and I all go to Profectus, where I will look into whether there is an appropriate receptacle for these grievances to hand?"
"That might suggest that kidnapping attempts on foreign citizens would be considered not a thing to object to," says Azlisa carefully, "and also that the deaths of eight of every ten passengers would be forgotten. I believe there were more hostages, as well, though they may have killed them by now."
"Oh, I object to absolutely every event that has gone down around here that I have heard of so far without exception, I'm just trying to focus on what things look like next week and not who owes who what barbaric punishment for last week. Have you guys got more hostages alive?" Cam asks the locals.
"Oh, probably, but I don't actually know if all of them are friendlies relative to you. And I know that I know what condition they're all in right now but do you know that I know that? I guess I could spy on you the whole way. Are any of you going to start aiming shooty things at anyone if I let you go do stuff?"
The soldiers look very dubious about being sent off without any weapons to protect themselves.
"If they were not friends of the Far Traveler, they would not dare the Iron Road," the officer says calmly. "I can manage without a weapon." Because he can sprout steel from his hands at a moment's notice.
"Cool. Will I be able to find an open space about two-three times the size of a -" He looks at the surviving buildings. "Four-five times the size of a house?" Also while he's at it he's going to patch up the buildings that look like they would benefit from this and drop a few sacks of lentils and oats in a convenient spot because you can eat those without cooking fuel and this is a desert.
Another former hostage will make a break for the railroad, running like mad straight south.
Everyone else is either Azlisa, who is pretty sure Cam doesn't want her dead, or injured enough to want to not run. "I understand," she says. (She feels like she ought to be trying to make a GIGANTIC FORTUNE out of this, it doesn't look too hard to figure out, but for some reason her brain isn't working all that well and it seems extremely difficult to try to innovate, under the circumstances.)
It's a really pretty atlas! It's probably not accurate, it's got the whole 'here be dragons' thing going on in the corners, but it's very pretty! There's nice illustrations everywhere of the local architectural styes and method of dress. The continent with the most detail is a vaguely circular or rectangular blob, with some cities marked on the map that, if they are to scale, are probably larger than the Great Northeast Urban American Blob in Cam's US; roughly speaking, it consists of a ring of states circling a desert in the middle of the continent, marked on the map as the Dead Wastes. There's the most detail for Qalmir, a place that (if the atlas is to be trusted) is a garden of every earthly delight, precisely circular, roads and rivers like the spokes of a wheel (northeast corner, ringed by mountains); descending clockwise, there's some extremely tiny statelets that are tributaries of Qalmir, Karakral in the southeast (dark and stormy with everyone going around in black-and-dark-clothing or black-and-white, fancy gowns that suggest vampires and evil spiky black armor), some more microstates, Viranatu in the southwest (shiny multicolored temples and red and purple and gold clothes and a nicely-doodled phoenix), more microstates, the Lemrysh Forest in the northwest (women in furs and deerskins, no men), microstates, the Timeless City in the north (a warrior in Bronze Age-looking armor), and then more tributaries of Qalmir. Laukera is a really big dot in the middle of the ocean, with drawings of blue-haired people in tight clothing swimming undersea from underwater building to underwater building. Ringing this continent are scattered minor islands, all colored blue for Laukera.
Not included: Any mention of the Traveler or Profectus.
As he passes, more of the world becomes visible. "East" is desert, and desert, and more desert, and the occasional oasis. The only civilization, other than occasional villages that are trying to camouflage themselves, is the iron road, a long steel line cutting through the desert, occasional covered stops usually half-buried by standstorm. Aside from stainless steel rails, the occasional train he passes could be nineteenth century.
And then he can see the city.
(He can see it quite quickly. Shuttles go vroom.)
It is... quite the contrast, with the preindustrial village and the pictures in the book. There's a lot of it. The best comparisons for what it looks like would be "overly optimistic depictions of Victorian London" and "illustrations in science-fiction magazines" and the occasional demon special project that is usually built very far away from anyone who would blow it up for laughs. It is indeed in a desert; there's an oasis vaguely central, but - there are huge factories belching smoke and steam into the sky, there are tall blocks of apartments of reinforced concrete and plaster or of glass and steel, there are open-air fountains blasting water into the sky; the city (barring one inner area surrounding the oasis which is mostly mud brick) is laid out in paved grid, with asphalt paved streets for cars overshadowed by palms and other desert-native trees and elevated tracks over them for electric light rail; more drones are hovering around, some of them armed, others on package delivery, and there are multiple optimistic airports scattered around the city with landing pads for shuttles. (There are also shuttles. Not very many, and looking shiny and deadly and like they were built to be weapons as much as transport.) There's electric lighting over the streets for when it gets dark and illuminated signs in front of buildings with pictures of whatever they sell as well as characters spelling out the names of whatever the shop is or what's being advertised. (In Qalmiri, which seems to be the local lingua franca inasmuch as there is one.)
There's also a fantastically evil-looking skyscraper in the center of town, for whatever that's worth.
The Traveler (whose name is not 'Traveler', nor 'Nau,' but something that cannot really be expressed in languages for people who talk with voices, but they usually do) has a problem. That problem is that someone has found him, which is glorious and ideal, except that (a) he's pretty sure he's not the only person whose ship crashed as soon as it got here, so this probably isn't a rescue, and (b) he's going to be SO VERY, VERY ARRESTED for all the crimes he has been committing, which is going to be mildly annoying.
So, two problems. Probably more.
Also the guy isn't picking up. So, probably (c) this is from a foreign power that will object to Everything.
Either way, he'll have a drone floating in front of the Mysterious Civilization's Mysterious Shuttle when it lands. And not people uselessly pointing guns, that won't help unless it's the Unity of Man, in which case it will be counterproductive.
"Hi! I found these guys torching a village. I hope you need to work on your troop discipline but suspect you need to work on your war crimes code. And these folks were being held hostage so I gave them a lift. A handful of others preferred to make their own way so this might not be everyone you knew to be missing, if you keep track of that kind of thing, but I am not aware of any who were dead when I left."
"Oh, you know, just ALL THE ATTEMPTS to FIX THIS STUPID WORLD via ALL OTHER MEANS ACHIEVABLE BY ME that did not involve conquering cities. Are you going to tell me anything and/or try to overthrow me, or can I go back to trying to fix the massive and persistent nutrient deficiencies afflicting everyone on this stupid planet?"
"Well, I mean, it's all very well to wish in the abstract that they wouldn't do that, and as far as that goes it's commendable, but you could also choose to care about, like, what they want you to do in addition to what modern science suggests might be best for them. Do you have modern science results to the effect that shooting people and burning their villages down is a great source of vitamin K and molybdenum, I have to admit I'd be shocked."
"Profectus is attempting to feed and clothe a continent! A handful of bandit camps who can simply refrain from banditry any time they desire to not engage in acts of war against my empire are not my chief concern! If they abandon their banditry I will stop fighting them, if they want to immigrate they can work at Profectus wages and buy whatever food they want, but I will not sit back and let warmongering criminals steal from me without using the resources I possess to stop them!"
"What society are you part of. What technology do you have that produces that primitive shuttle. What beliefs and models of the world do you possess. What moral principles guide you. What can and cannot you do. Did you go to school to become this annoying or is it a natural talent."
And that is about when a panting woman makes it up the stairs to the landing pad. She's wearing the same cheap machine-manufactured clothes as everyone else here, but a solid slice of her body is made of a silvery metal, which fits in with her body moving exactly as normal flesh would, including both legs and one arm - she's got a cane in the other arm, but she's holding it to run faster, not leaning on it. Where metal meets flesh she's badly scarred, and aside from that she sounds exhausted, gasping for breath.
"That was the original plan! Then Nau got kicked out of every country on the continent for telling them they were stupid and evil and had to start his own. Now we're trying to, uh... steal spaceship parts so Nau can call in social workers to fix everything wrong with the planet and make everyone immortal? There's been some mission drift."
"... To be clear I am in charge of the Feed Everyone On The Planet department, though. That is a department we have. It's just mostly, you know, me and my bodyguards."
"Every spaceship that enters this system crashes, often on this planet. Mine wasn't the first! If I can recover enough pieces to repair my spaceship, I can contact an ACTUALLY CIVILIZED SOCIETY that has people who are neither fools nor knaves, and they can rescue everyone and then study whatever nonsense magic this planet has so we can advance the frontiers of science by millennia or, if we are very lucky, fix entropy."
"I think you're trying to conceal information about your powers and weaknesses from us because we look evil, and I agree this makes superficial sense as a policy, but I am pretty sure everyone else is worse? We are very bad at things, but we are mostly very bad at good things, and my admittedly limited and secondhand experience suggests that most of the other factions are either very good at bad things, or very bad at bad things, which is probably worse on net, though I grant it is a somewhat complicated topic."
"I have no particular trouble believing that you are bad at good things on top of torching villages. I feel pretty negatively about the torching villages. I do mean to, after this conversation, go set up somewhere and have a go at the feeding and clothing the masses thing myself, and I'm not actually sure what this conversation needs to establish besides that."
"I grant that is a reasonable perspective. I think trying to do things will probably go badly for you if you don't have a robot army, and you will probably get arrested and/or disintegrated. I would attempt to convince you to work with us if I had any idea what you valued, since I think we are mostly doing good things, and will do more of them and do better with more resources, but I... don't, particularly, know what you value other than that you disapprove of villages being burned and claim to support feeding and clothing people, or how the trees/food tradeoff works where you come from, or..."
"I know exactly how little marketing skill I have; there are three fertilizer factories, each in the hands of a separate concern; some of their product I purchase, and the rest is sold off, chiefly to greenbelt farmers. These concerns then send wandering salesmen to try to persuade various of our neighbors to purchase the product on the grounds that it is cheap and that it works, and to the best of my knowledge have very little success. Farmers can't, and nobles don't, pay for it. What little is purchased is then shipped off by rail, chiefly to Laukera, which presumably sells it overseas where my name is less of a curse."
"Continue my efforts to escape this benighted rock by building up my industrial capacity and extorting spaceship parts from the local tyrants. Solve whatever lesser problems the local populace has, such as lack of transportation or furniture or medicine. Eventually, cease to be of your concern."
"I offered to purchase them first, at any price they could name, when they did not attempt to murder me for daring to ask. I have continued to offer to purchase them. Given an alternate source of equipment, I would have no need to do this, but there is no reason for anyone here to suffer or die, and that can be ended just as soon as I get off this planet - and so, 'Cam,' If you intend to start a war with me I would appreciate a declaration in advance."
"... Huh. Uh, I think the only thing I have to say before you go is that we actually started very few of the wars we are fighting, except in the sense that the Traveler talking to people often causes them to try to murder him as a natural side effect of him being, uh, charming? And we would like to fight fewer. If you need to tell me things or ask me questions I suppose you can probably make notes in my pocket without bothering to ask me, but if that doesn't work I'll read anything in the Department of Agriculture mailbox that doesn't get stolen."
"He will probably tell you it could be a passive listening device so you'll probably want to keep it somewhere it wouldn't be able to pick anything up unless we are trying to have a conversation, notwithstanding that I could have placed a thousand listening devices all over this city in the time I have been here already." He hands her a phone. "I didn't though. If it makes a ringing noise I am trying to call you, green button starts the call and red button tells me to fuck off."
It's going to start experiencing glitches... pretty fast, really, its sensors have no idea how to interpret some of their readings, but they aren't much of a problem until he starts to leave the atmosphere, at which point his autopilot abruptly goes completely mad, vis-a-vis its beliefs about exactly how many different objects there are in the system and what size they are.
Unfortunately, his manual controls still go through his chiplock, and his ship computer is having real trouble listening to anything it says.
His shuttle plummets.
(While it's plummeting, it will inform him that there's between zero and six planets beneath him, of between no and Literally Infinite mass; some of his sensors inform him that he is attempting to fly his shuttle into a sun, others into a black hole. The temperature outside his ship might be absolute zero or might be enough the ship is starting melting. The shuttle is also picking up quite a lot of radio signals, most seemingly pure noise loud enough to jam the rest, just in case he is enough energy to listen to the radio while he's falling.)
Collection of poetry! They're very pretty (though his Qalmiri is clearly a different dialect than the strict, formal one they're written in), all on one of a small number of predefined themes, such as a woman's lament that her lover has left her and now she's lonely, or a man talking about how beautiful the countryside is, or a speaker of unknown gender praising the romanticized, pastoral lives of farmers. They're pretty good poetry, if you like art that is polished instead of innovative.
- Nope, no published school curricula. There's books referencing or listing the appropriate skills a gentleman should know (ranging from horseback riding and swordsmanship to grace, tact and a knack for improvising poetry) but no published curricula.
- Yes, though practically all of it is published inside it; with some work he can discover that people who are not friends of the Traveler don't use his preferred name for it, calling it anything from Shirmana to Stullen or Mitpu Nakaram. People who aren't from it tend to refer to it as an overjumped city-state that either should be put back in its place or is not worth any particular attention, though there are the occasional foaming tracts written by authors who speak formal Qalmiri even worse than Cam does about how it is (allowing for some cultural translation) the Antichrist and needs to be annihilated pronto.
- He has written very little, mostly either angry decrees about how people need to stop bribing magistrates and taking bribes and destroying security cameras and pillaging and running away and committing highway robbery and enslaving their neighbors RIGHT NOW on pain of pain, or technical manuals. He's translated a really astonishing number of books on a really astonishing number of topics, though given the sheer quantity that may be mostly machine translation, including metallurgy, crop rotation, plow design and how to build a printing press with very limited materials. The translations are really, really good, as are the quality of the books he didn't write.
- Rinara has published a few schedules talking about where she will be enchanting the crops when, and also some decrees as CEO of the Pantai Merah Company of Laukera abolishing slavery and handing over the city of Alabas over to the Baroness of Kalinti, whatever's up with that. Azlisa hasn't published anything yet.
Quite a lot! The contract by which the Pantai Merah Company of Laukera leased a stretch of land along the coast of Kalinti for 101 years sixty-eight years ago from the local rulers (in Qalmiri), the city charter to establish a colony named Alabas at the mouth of an appropriate river (in Laukerol), lots of writing about the city that emphasizes its nature as a trade hub, discussions of how the company is making lots of money buying slaves there and reselling them elsewhere in exchange for imported goods, and then recently there's some discussion of an evacuation and requests for additional manpower to be sent to reinforce the garrison, since the Karakrali government has made ludicrous demands. After that it's just Rinara's decree terminating the contract a few months back.
He'll have some trouble with the Baroness of Kalinti, since while she definitely exists or existed almost everything about her is in a language he doesn't know. The exceptions seem to be a few casual mentions of her as a minor general on the losing side in some foreign translations of histories of a recent Karakrali civil war, and a decree by her allowing the Pantai Merah Company rights of residence, free trade, extraterritoriality, and so forth and so on for thirty-three years, translated into three languages, two of which (Qalmiri and Laukerol) he speaks.
The notes from the meeting where she was made CEO say that she got a large fraction of the total shares, assembled a voting majority, issued a bunch of decrees and then resigned the next day. If he checks the records for share transactions he can note that she bought a large fraction of company stock at fire-sale prices the day she became CEO, and then resold most of them the day after (before her retirement) for slightly more. She's still on the books as having a 17% interest.
Once translated, Karakrali epic poems talk about the Yirtici clan conquering Kalinti (among other places) by the sword and chronicle the heroic (in the morally-ambivalent sense) exploits of members of this family, some of whom bear the title of Baroness of Kalinti, and Karakrali feudal contracts and formal decrees detail the responsibilities of the Baroness to the Triple Queen (or Triple King, occasionally), and some chronicles mention Kalinti having a baroness, though they usually don't get up to much. Most of the territory has since been lost in a variety of civil wars and secessions, but the most recent contract confirms one Aysel Yirtici as Baroness of Kalinti. (It was updated about ten years ago with the loss of some of her other titles and the payment of a very large fee in exchange for the government generously overlooking her backing a usurper.)
It's a country! Specifically a republic, with a citizen class that is not the entire population of their empire. They speak Laukerol (which he speaks fluently), which is in the same general language family as Qalmiri, but isn't otherwise closely related. Their written language has a Braille-esque variant. People tend to be pale-skinned (and dark-haired, but so are most of the rest of the ethnicities on the continent). They have invented fractional-reserve banking and the joint-stock company and all their neighbors stereotype them as greedy, corrupt merchants and moneylenders; their favored type of fiction appears to resemble regency romances except that all the leads, male and female, are daring merchants or proud servants of the nation or successful businessmen- and -women. Maps of their empire suggest that they own a lot of islands and tiny coastal bases and they reference a thing called the Seaheart a lot.
... Laukera City appears to be underwater.