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One second Lorica is being swallowed by the sewer cape, the lion mouth opening far too wide, and the next she's being vomited out. A flood of stomach acid and chunky flesh is expelled with her, as well as what might be naked bodies.

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"Ow, what the fuck!" she says. Wait, it shouldn't hurt, the anchor should be absorbing the damage - she scratches furiously at her skin - takes stock quickly of her surroundings to confirm that not very much time has passed, she was in fact eaten by this giant sewer monster after Evil Lucien For Some Reason lured her down here, this isn't a new body after another month -

- isn't a new -

- "What the fuck!"

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She is not the only person yelling this!

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"Neat, Lorica classic."

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"And you, what the fuck crawled into your brain and died??"

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"Same thing that crawled into yours, I imagine," replies Not Lucien, distracted by the opportunity to check out the naked Loricae.

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Why are there five of them. "Why are there five of us??"

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"Do I look like I know??"

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"Anybody else noticing not having the anchor?"

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"Distinctly!"

"Yeah, I have something else, again."

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Hm....

He's been checking closely and he's pretty sure at this point that Lorica Classic is hotter. 

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The girl on top of the monster has different priorities than Not Lucien.

"Hm... You seem.... different. Than the others." she says, all her faces sniffing the air.

"You smell different too."

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"Why the fuck do you keep commenting how I smell?"

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"Hm..." 

"What were Lorica's powers, exactly?" 

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"Uh, telekinesis and brute, and something Butcher-lite."

"Oh and master and stanger immunity?"

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"Idiot."

This is too many clones to handle if they go rogue, but she used up much of her mass on them. She won't be able to make more clones for some time, long enough that she might be found by the heroes. She was counting on these clones to provide troops for the coming conflict... She'll split the difference and kill half of them.

One of her legs lashes out to the nearest clone, coming down with enough force to pulverize the chest of many Brutes. 

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WHATEVER HER NEW POWER IS IS GETTING TESTED OUT RIGHT NOW

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She's slammed to the ground and for the briefest moment she can feel her ribs straining, about to break.

And then the feeling is gone, and there is a blue jay sitting on her chest.

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"I can turn people into birds? The fuck kind of power is that?" she asks, grabbing hold of the bluejay before it flaps away.

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"Uh."

What.

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Turns People Into Birds Lorica takes two wobbly steps toward Lucien and straightarms him in the chest.

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Not before he shoots his power at her!

... Which does very little, considering his manton limit. The ground beneath her feet cracks some, and then she is holding another bird. Looks like a robin this time.

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"Okay," she says, a bird clutched in each hand. "I'm Lorica Plumata, I guess."

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"Can you turn them back?" asks one of the ones with Nikki Carter's face.

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"I think so, but how about not right here? Anybody else have an inkling about your new loot?"

"I think I might be a breaker?" says one.

"I had an inkling when she was... not a bluejay... but can't get a bead on it now," says the third Classic.

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"I've got nothing."

"I - think I have the original Tinker power, that's nice."

"Is the anchor one... gone, or... just... split up into...?"

"Yeah, we really need to interrogate Ms. Bluejay over there."

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Loricae go walking slowly through the sewer, looking for a ladder up and an aperture out.

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The blue jay attempts to bite Lorica Plumata and make a break for it while she's climbing the ladder out.

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Nope. The bird's being squeezed quite tightly and even getting used to being almost impossible to injure has not made Lorica easily deterred by a bluejay beak at a bad angle. Climbing the ladder is difficult but she manages by wrapping her elbows around the rungs and going very slowly. She doesn't know what happens if she lets go of one.

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One of the rungs crumbles, as energy branches out from the robin's beak.

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"Evil-Lucien-bird, I might need the bluejay alive, but as far as I know you have no value to me and you have hollow bones. Chirp once if you understand."

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The robin chirps.

(He had to try, and probably will again once he gets a better chance - being captured like this is just as bad as being dead.)

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She tries to avoid having him close to the rungs anyway. The others help her up.

Now there are five naked girls, three white and two brown, standing naked in the street in Brockton Bay! Where are they?

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Not too far from where she started - it's only a twenty minute walk to where Beacon Tower collapsed. This particular neighborhood is dense and residential.

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One of them walks up to the nearest door and knocks.

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A woman in her early twenties answers the door of her townhouse.

"Ye-." Nope.

She unanswers the door, slamming it shut. She's been in Brockton Bay through enough disasters to know cape shit when she sees it.

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"I just want some blankets or something! It's chilly!"

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The door opens up a crack.

"Stay outside, I'll get you something. Don't come in." The door closes

A minute later the door opens again, wider this time, and the woman presents two blankets and a bundle of oversized shirts. 

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"Perfect, thank you." She brings these back to the rest of the gang. They cooperate to put one of the shirts on Plumata so she doesn't have to hold onto a blanket with her encumbered hands and distribute the rest amongst themselves. And head off to - sigh - the nearest PRT office.

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The nearest PRT office turns out to be one of the recently set-up checkpoints. There's an Undersider graffiti tag to the left of the front door.

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"Hi, we're all Lorica, we were recently - duplicated? We need a safe place to... uh... deposit the cape who did it and somebody who's either Lacuna or a copy of him. Whom that one has turned into birds."

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.... 

"A moment please." says the lady at the front desk, typing out a message to her boss with a priority marking.

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Various Loricas other than Plumata try to figure out by introspection what their powers are.

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One of them has the feeling she can... poof.

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Well that doesn't sound like something to test this minute but it's good to know if she encounters an emergency situation in which it would be useful to go poof.

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Tattletale receives a text.

 

Huh, that would explain why Lorica wasn't answering her phone.

"Lorica clones at our ex-PRT office acting nice."

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"For real?"

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"Maybe?"

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Helpful.

Skitter continues negotiating with Miss MIlita about a temporary alliance, regardless of what Tagg is saying, and simultaneously assembles a swarm clone in the ex-PRT outpost.

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"What happened?" a sudden fuckton of bugs asks the Loricae.

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"Uh, hi, Skitter," says one. "I'd say you could text me but I guess you couldn't."

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"I turned Lacuna, or a Lacuna, he looked like him but was being evil for some reason, into a bird. And also the big case-what-the-fuck that copied me."

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This can be repeated to Tattletale for confirmation.

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"Yup, that's her."

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"How stable is it?"

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"Do I look like I know? I've had this power for fifteen minutes! I don't even know if I can let go of them without them turning back and wreaking havoc."

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"Can you keep them that way as long as you're holding them?" asks the fuckton of bugs, as Taylor moves even more bugs towards the building.

 

To Miss Milita:

"We have Echidna pinned down and temporarily neutralized, if you want to help you can. If anyone tries to mess with us on this, on Tagg's orders or otherwise, I'll treat it as if they violated the Endbringer truce."

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"I think so? Is this even a real PRT office or did you co-opt it."

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"Both - they've defected." The outpost shares enough connections with the rest of the PRT that they manage to act as a regular PRT operation in many respects, even if they do answer to the Undersiders ultimately. She's not enthusiastic about the concept, leaving in place ties to such a flawed system, even if it was her idea. She can't build peace without the PRT in the long run. A changed PRT anyways.

It takes under two minutes for the Undersiders to arrive, minus Tattletale.

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"Hi. Frankly I don't care who gives it to me, I just want a place I can let go of these where they won't immediately level a city and turn a dozen people into five dozen evil people or something. Do you have something like that?"

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"First we have to get Grue, Lucien, and whoever else is still in her out."

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"I'm... not sure how that will work while she is still a bird. You're saying they're salvageable? There's going to be six of us?"

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"Emote, is there anyone in there?" asks Taylor

    "Hurts to look at something this small but yeah?" replies the slightly older cape, visiting town for the crisis.

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"What, do you have a veterinary surgeon?"

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"I'm pretty sure I can induce vomiting - birds don't chew their food before swallowing," she says, having felt many live bugs inside the digestive tracks of birds.

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"Eww."

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"And will they be - birds? Miniature?"

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"No idea, do you know if your power is reversible?"

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"No, because I don't want to try reversing it here in this office. I can try it on the Lacuna copy if you have a counter for him."

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"The clone's power work on living things? Is it stronger than Lucien was normally?"

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"I assume he still has a Manton limit or he'd be gouging me to bits right now. It seemed more, uh, rubble-themed than trench-themed?"

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"We should be fine than."

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Plumata lets go of the robin.

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The robin doesn't change back and is instead promptly swarmed by bugs. 

"Want to try again?"

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She pokes it and tries to unbird it.

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Not Lucien goes for the hand holding the blue jay immediately

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- and is simultaneously stung, tased, and hit with a wave overwhelming apathy, all at once. 

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He stops going for the blue jay.

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"It's good to know I can let go. Anyone want a turn holding this, she's making some serious inroads on my thumb."

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"I'll take her."

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Taylor force feeds Bird Echidna some bugs until she vomits out four eggs.

"... Huh."

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"Huh what?"

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Taylor holds out the bird eggs by way of explanation. 

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Plumata reaches for them and -

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Lucien, Grue, Uber and yet another Lorica de-egg, full sized and alive - if damp and unhappy looking.

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"What the hell?" says Second Edition Lorica.

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"She copies people. Makes, uh, evil duplicates? Except we can't be turned evil? Or something."

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To Lucien: "Evil You is a real asshole."

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"Oh... sorry?"

He blinks at the hard sunlight, trying to pull himself away from the visions he'd seen inside of Echidna.

"... That is a lot of you."

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"And four of us have new powers to figure out. Again. Exciting."

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"Four?"

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"I lucked back into the tinker power. Feels the same, at least."

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"Oh, that's perfect." exclaims Tattletale, returning with Faultline, Labyrinth, and Flechette. 

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"Perfect for what?"

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"I'm glad you asked!" says Tattletale.

"First off, Labyrinth, a large target please - as we discussed on the way here."

The architecture around them warps, the pavement turning to cobblestones, a stone sphere 8 feet in diameter rising out of the ground. 

"And now Flechette, will you shoot it?"

Flechette shoots an arrow into the sphere.

The sphere vanishes, a hollow void. 

"Labrynth, you should be able to see other worlds..."

The quiet cape nods.

"Somewhere uninhabited please, where we can drop our bird nemesi off."

The void changes, becoming a portal to a forest, towering oak trees visible in the distance contrasting against the city landscape around them.

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"That's really cool but did not successfully make your point without further explanation."

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"Oh we're almost there - any objections to leaving the birds there? We can go back for them later if need be."

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"None, lets get them clear of us."

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And two bird yeetings later:

"And a new destination please, somewhere empty again."

The portal changes yet again.

"So," says Tattletale, smiling at Lorica, "You said something about your price being your Tinker powers and a continent?" 

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"I don't think you were responsible for the Tinker powers thing though I acknowledge I'm really impressed by your access to continents."

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"... We're not giving her a continent just because you want to impress her Tattletale."

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"Oh hush, you're ruining my fun. Also she'd be great at it."

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"Just her or do we get to set up an oligarchy? Hypothetically."

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"You all can split up Australia and Africa however you want, and I'll throw in Japan as a signing bonus."

 

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"Are there, like, people?"

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"Shouldn't be -" she glances at Labyrinth, who is staring off into space "-yeah there aren't. Not yet anyways."

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"I'd need to come up with something to let us do portals on our own, unless one of the mystery bunch turns out to conveniently do it on her own, and it's not that solidly in my wheelhouse."

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"We'll be leaving this portal here I think, no need for you to be able to make your own. Though hopefully Flechette and Labyrinth can be persuaded to make more."

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Faultline sighs, "We can discuss future payments for the Labyrinth side later. You know how to contact us." she says, leaving with Labyrinth. 

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"It's... kind of a dumb place for a portal."

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"Nah, Undersiders already own most of these buildings."

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"What do you want from - us -"

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To take over the world, of course.

She looks to Taylor for an answer, since this is not actually her call.

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"Depends on your new powers, but I'm guessing we'll be expanding given this portal, and we'll need new capes if we want to cover more territory."

"Though now really isn't the time for this - I still have a PRT Director to deal with."

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"Do you still have our phone?"

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"Yes, though whether it's working is an open question."

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"Well, email us with a clearer deal, just in case we can't get texts till we get new phones."

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"Will do."

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If that's all they will go around the stupidly placed portal and head home to explain to their parents.

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Lorica asked for a place to put Echidna! And Tattletale provided one! As quickly as possible! Sure she could move it but that would require Faultline's cooperation to make the new one and that would cost even more money. 

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While Tattletale figures out further portal logistics Skitter heads off to finish relocating personnel to a new base, since Tagg broke the last one.

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It's a lot for their parents to adjust to, even after the whole, dying, coming back in somebody else's body, thing.

There's not really room for all six of them in the house. They put on six different outfits - that's most of their clothes, Lorica has always been pretty on top of doing laundry once a week - and pack the rest of their stuff.

Tinker Lorica assigns herself the nickname "Sarcina" and liberates Rete and assigns it to bring all their tech to the house she has it rent with some of the remaining Jack Slash money. It also sends the PRT a courtesy email about this since they're So Concerned about Unmaintained Tinker Tech.

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Anchor-power Lorica names herself Castra and, as the least squishy and least clumsy member of the group so far as they currently know, heads out - pity she left her motorcycle, she'll pick that up on the way back - to return the blankets and shirts to the lady who lent them.

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"Oh, hey, naked copy girl. Didn't expect to see you again."

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"I just came to bring back your stuff, we got home and raided our own closet."

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Must be a big closet.

"I hope whatever you were doing went well?"

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"Well, so far I've still only died the same number of times as I had yesterday, so I think we'll be all right."

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Is it impolite to ask someone how many times they've died.

Fuck it, she's curious.

"How many times is that?"

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"Just once. Turned out to have a power that reincarnated me, it was weird."

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"Same power that led to there being two of you last night?"

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"Uh, not unrelated but not the same - how much of this story do you actually want."

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"All of it, I think."

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"Do you know who Lorica is?"

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"Tinker, died fighting Leviathan, not sure if I know anything else about them off the top of my head."

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"Yeah, well, I turned out to have a power that reincarnated me. I think it is related to why my copies are not evil, but it was a different cape that made the copies."

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"So you're immortal and there are two of you now? Oh, copies plural - three of you?"

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"You didn't actually see me with the rest, since I was the one copied from and was at the time still incapacitated."

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"Oh, so we haven't met more."

"I  honestly have a bunch more questions if you'd like to come inside and chat for longer? I have some cookies in the oven if that tempts you."

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"My copies will make fun of me, but sure, why not, as long as you aren't secretly a cape hater planning to poison me."

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"I don't hate capes and have no plans to poison any, much less one who sounds guaranteed to come back for revenge."

Her house is cozy if old, smelling of wood and freshly baking cookies. A staircase near the entrance leads to an upstairs presumably with bedrooms, and past that there's a kitchen with a small wooden table pressed against the wall. There are a few potted plants decorating the place, and a tall bookcase crammed into the kitchen filled with textbooks and a mix of historical and parahuman non-fiction. 

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"Nice place." She has a backpack - it's what she carried the blankets and shirts in - and there's a little Rete drone in the bottom of the bag, presumably taking care of notifying her copies about what she's up to.

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"Thanks - I've had a lot of time to stay in and reorganize things recently with how violent the city has been."

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"If I weren't a cape I'd probably go live in the middle of nowhere."

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"Yeah.... I considered it. But I don't want to bury my head in the sand if that makes any sense?"

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"You can get the news in the middle of nowhere."

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"If the news was any good than I wouldn't be inviting a cape I just met into my house - no offense."

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"Fair enough."

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"Why does being a parahuman mean you have to live out here?"

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"Oh, it doesn't mean I have to, it just means that I have more leverage to work with. I did die that one time but I did it saving people."

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"What are using the leverage for?"

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"Saving people, I just said! Though now that there are more of us we may resettle."

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"How are you going about saving people?"

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"During the Leviathan attack I was doing evac, my drones found people who were stuck in untenable locations or downed combatants and I hauled them out of the danger zone."

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"Does the clones thing change what you'll be doing?" 

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"If it didn't wouldn't that be weird?"

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Tessa chuckles.

"Comfortable elaborating?"

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"Well, we've all got different powers, and we can work together, and also none of us belong to the Wards right now like I did back when it was Leviathan so we can arrange our lives however we want."

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"Mm. My parahuman psych class has a unit on instability of cape groups and they spend a bunch of time on all the different things the Wards and Protectorate do to discourage and defuse conflict between their members. They definitely try to give the impression that those groups are the only ones that manage to not fall apart due to infighting."

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"Oh, yeah, capes are like that as a group but I'm not. I guess it might be my mind-alteration immunity?"

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"What sort of differences have you noticed between you and other capes?"

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"I mean, apart from that one it's mostly just the same things that make me - us - different from other people in general."

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"Mm, do your powers into the other differences too or do you just mean mundane personality variation?"

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"Mundane personality variation."

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"What leads you to think there's something else going on with you doing better in groups?"

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"I'm not especially good in groups of other people but I seem to have a really convenient instinct for dealing with groups of me! I didn't expect this to come up and don't know why I have it but there is a way it is natural to interact with five more of myself and it's awesome."

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"That's neat! What did you mean earlier when you said mind-alteration immunity was helpful for something related to getting along with capes if it's not you getting along with yourselves?"

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"Oh, I think possibly getting powers makes people more combative and possibly could not make me do anything."

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"What makes you think that? I've heard the claim before but most of the articles I read on it seem to think that it's the fault of the process by which people gain powers rather than the powers themselves."

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"Also possible. I don't have nearly the statistical data to suggest otherwise. It's just how I lean."

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"Mm."

A ding in the kitchen indicates that the cookies are ready to be removed from the oven, so Tessa does that.

"I hope I'm not being too intrusive with the questions," Tessa says as she puts the cookies out to cool.

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"You're not being intrusive exactly but I confess they do not all make sense to me as things to ask."

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"Hm?"

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"I guess I was expecting something a little more structured if you've been hoping to get a cape to talk to for a while? I can like, leave you my email."

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"That would be great!"

And cookies are served.

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She takes a cookie and writes her email on a napkin. Gets up to go.

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Tessa got to meet and question a parahuman and wasn't killed, maimed, or worse. So all in all a very productive day.

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The Loricae buy a house. (They would just as soon not buy it from Tattletale, thanks, game night is not the same level of entanglement as major financial transactions and they haven't settled out the continent thing.) Sarcina colonizes the entire attic level as her workshop, claims all their tech from the PRT that she retained the rights to in the first place, and gets started on making a complete set of implants for everybody.

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Assuming they can all use them. And suits. Which is not obvious. They do some powers testing. Can Plumata turn herself into a bird and back? If she does, do dummy test implants pop right out? Does it include her clothes?

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She can transform herself, clothes and implants included. Bulkier things, like her old armor, won't transform with her.

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And what does going poof do?

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And what the heck

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are the mystery powers??

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Going poof explodes her into a cloud, apparently! She takes up the entire house, spills out onto the street, and seeps into some neighboring houses as well.

She can sense everything the cloud is touching, and move it albeit very slowly. 

If she wants to unpoof she can do so in any spot within her cloud-self, sucking it all back up into her normal form.

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Well that's kind of dumb but maybe it will have hidden depths. Does it take implants and clothes?

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Yup, powers are (sometimes) convenient like that. No bulky suits though.

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Yes, yes, she's on it, slimfit suits for Plumata and Zephyr.

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One of the two Loricae with more confusing powers can grant ... something? It's not clear what - none of the Loricae can tell that anything is happening except for the other mystery power Lorica, who can apparently sense that there's something being granted, and can also prevent it from being granted as well as changing the speed at which it stops working, whatever it is.

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Do any of their buddies want to volunteer to be granted something, since it doesn't seem to work on other Loricae?

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Tattletale doe- okay Tattletale has way too much to do right now. 

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Lucien has the time.

"So what are we doing here exactly?"

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"If I knew it wouldn't need to be done. It doesn't seem to work on us, so it's probably mind-affecting, but the other one without her own nickname yet thinks it's not otherwise harmful."

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"K, hit me I guess?"

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Boop?

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"Huh, I feel... normal? Maybe a bit tired."

"Huh, not physically tired though! More like 'I should sleep' tired. Which is weird since normally my powers prevent that?"

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"- that's weird, why would I have a power to put you to sleep that doesn't actually... put you to sleep..."

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"I'm not sure. If all else fails you can wait till Tattletale has time and see if she can figure it out?"

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"She doesn't work on me, does she? Would she work on this anyway somehow?"

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"Her inferencing works on you fine? She doesn't read minds or anything."

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"Huh, I thought she was at least a little impaired. Yeah, let's ask her if nothing becomes obvious by the time she's got a minute."

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"If she's impaired she hasn't mentioned it to me."

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"I wish I knew what my thing did. I poke it sometimes, I think it's some kind of Trump thing because I can do it 'at' Plumata and this'un and also Castra for some reason even though her power doesn't affect people at all, but it doesn't do anything in reaction to Sarcina or Zephyr."

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"You're welcome to try it for my power."

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"It works fine on your power at doing whatever the fuck it is doing with powers. Did you notice anything, the other mes don't but that could be because we're us."

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"Nope."

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"Well, hopefully Tattletale can diagnose us mystery Loricae."

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Later that evening Lorica Tribune receives an email:

Was galea sure your power was harmless? I've been getting more and more tired since you used it on me.

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Oh shoot. I can come get you and undo it? I think I can undo it, it just barely seemed to do anything so I didn't think of it.
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Maybe? I'm worried that I'll fall asleep, which given my powers means reliving traumatic memories in detail rather than normal sleep and I'd really prefer not that.

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Is it obvious while you're asleep if you're having nightmares or not? I could come over and like, wake you up if you start yelling. Or just undo it outright if you don't want to risk it.
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It's not noticeable but I can have my parents wake me up shortly after I fall asleep if you think it's worth testing? And call you over if in fact it's the normal nightmares my power gives me.

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Okay. I really hope it doesn't do you any harm, it doesn't feel like it should but I don't know for certain that it would.
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It takes Lucien a while to get to sleep, but his mom being by his side and promising to wake him up shortly afterwards helps. Being really really tired helps too.

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I slept! Normal sleep! For the first time since getting my powers!

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Is that good? It sounds good!
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It's good! I want to try doing it for the next several hours - I hear that's popular these days.

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Sweet dreams!
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The next morning there is another email from Lucien:

Oh wow sleep is really good it turns out! I have energy! Uh, I normally have energy but in a 'I can keep doing things' sort of way and not a 'I feel ready to face the world' sort of way. It's great!

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Oh I'm so glad. If you need a re-up drop by whenever.
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He doesn't need a top-up later that day, but the day after he does, though it's fine if she isn't available - sleeping two out of three nights is more than enough for him.

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"I don't know what else my power is good for besides letting you sleep! I don't have anything else important on."

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"Hopefully Tattletale will be free soon to advise about that - right now we're busy trying to force the PRT to negotiate."

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"Well, let me know if it would somehow help at all for one of us to come mediate or something."

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"Not much to mediate at the moment - right now it's mostly Tagg taking pot shots at us and us doing our best to stop this without blowing anything up in process."

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"I appreciate that you're trying to minimize the explosions."

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"I'm not a fan of them. The rest of the Undersiders aren't either... Imp might be ambivalent I guess, I can't tell."

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"I should talk to Imp. Or like, some group of us should talk to Imp. Do you have her email?"

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He has to check but apparently he does.

"What do you want to talk to her for?"

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"Oh, she invited me to go kill Heartbreaker with her and maybe there are now enough of me that this makes nonsuicidal sense as a plan."

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"Well, good luck. Try not to get Canada blown up."

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"I will attempt to confine the collateral damage to his extremely immediate vicinity."

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"Coming from most people I wouldn't actually find that reassuring but I guess you might be an exception to that. Well, six exceptions to that."

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"In all seriousness his rate of kidnapping people is sufficient that I'd probably think it worthwhile to trade a few of his hostages for a definite killshot, but I will hold out for the best possible plan and would be surprised if it couldn't be pretty clean when we're probably all immune to him and nearly all his kids."

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"Yeah, I'm pretty sure that collateral is why there isn't a kill order - to big of a risk of a lot of innocents dying, plausibly without him even being captured."

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"Which is kind of silly, it's not like the Slaughterhouse Nine are above taking hostages."

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"Slaughterhouse Nine has a much higher kill count, and their hostages don't tend to come out of it okay either."

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"Yeah. Anyway I find Heartbreaker very personally upsetting and would find it very satisfying to squash him."

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"Hope you succeed!"

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"Thank you."

She emails Aisha.

When we know what all our powers are and Sarcina gets us all suits made are you still up for assassinating Heartbreaker?
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I don't know what that means.
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lol

and a minute later

yeah
im in

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Great. Do you want to try out my power, we don't know what it does yet besides let Lacuna sleep.
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I'm glad you got so much out of that field trip to Egypt you must have taken but I don't communicate in pictograms.
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A good thirty minutes pass before before Lorica Tribune gets another email:

wait shit you dont live at that theater
ill take the power test

were you at

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What theater?
And her address.
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one of the crappy play and your mom


After another twenty minutes Aisha is at her place, looking for a person to follow through the front door.

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"Hi, Aisha," says a Lorica, on her way home from the hardware store.

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Aisha startles.

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"What? It's me! We're all me!"

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And she noticed Aisha! The bit where it was a Loricae who noticed Aisha wasn't actually relevant.

She glares at Castra and then rolls her eyes - the two universally applicable responses.

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"What brings you here?"

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"Road trip to Canada to kill Regent's dad."

"And power testing."

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"Ooh, fun." Castra lets her in.

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"Hi, Aisha." Plumata is on the couch reading a book.

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JESUS CHRIST will they stop that doing that

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"Do you prefer Imp?"

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She hesitates and then shrugs, calming herself down from the scare.

Also she starts suppressing her power, since if people are going to notice her anyways it might as well be when she's actually supposed to be noticable.

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They don't notice.

A robot floats into the room. "You've been corresponding with one of the unnamed Loricae," it says. "She's upstairs."

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So much less surprising this way. 

Is the unnamed Lorica in this room?

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The robot leads her to her! "Hi! Now I have you right where I want you, namely, impaired in trying to talk to me with animated images."

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She flips Lorica off - even wiggles her finger to animate it.

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Lorica sticks out her tongue. "Ready for me to bop you with my mystery power?"

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"Sure."

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Boop!

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Aisha looks pensive for a few seconds and than she starts shaking as her head jerks so she's looking straight up at the ceiling.

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"That's not what a seizure looks like."

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Aisha starts giggling anyways.

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"I hope you can be more serious during the actual operation."

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Aisha shrugs.

"Sure."

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"Oh good. You should see Sarcina and get measured for Tinker doodads so we can coordinate when we're there, though I still want to know what I and the other Nicknameless Lorica actually do and I don't at all."

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"Ruin jokes?"

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"No, that's just part of the standard issue mental opacity power we all have."

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Eye roll. 

On to fitting for doodads. 

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"Yo. Does your power extend to stuff you're wearing, carrying...?"

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"Sure."

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"So I could make you a whole suit but that's a substantial materials outlay and killing Jack Slash got me only a million dollars and I spent most of it on the house. Probably we're looking at earpieces and maybe lenses, do you think you can do contacts or do you want spectacles?"

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"Not sure if it'd work if I'm fully covered - doesn't work with cars but does with bicycles."

"Contacts work - glasses over my dead body."

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"It's not like anyone but me would see you!"

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Glare.

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"Contacts and earpiece. I can maybe do some kind of reactive armor that moves around on you but is never covering all of you at once. Possibly you should have something that can incapacitate you if you get hit by somebody's area-of-effect Mastery even if they can't notice you coming, you're not very dangerous to me but you could grab a gun or something."

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"What sort of thing?"

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"Tranqs used to be my go-to but I'm not sure I can still reasonably source the juice. So maybe I can work it into the reactive armor that it can go for your wrists and ankles and not cooperate if you try to shoot me or something."

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"I can get some tranqs."

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"Can you non-stealingly get some tranqs."

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"Why."

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"Is there an answer that would satisfy you and lead you to mend your ways after bowing to my superior ethical philosophy?"

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Aisha stares for a second and then starts laughing.

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"Didn't think so! So why are you bothering to ask?"

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She shrugs. She'll get some tranqs later. Probably from the Undersider mercenary stash tbh.

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"So I'll design it to work without tranqs, unless - Rete -"

"It is not legal for you to buy useful quantities of tranquilizer."

"That's what I thought."

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Whatever.

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"Did Regent's power work on you? Could he use it to notice you when you were unnoticeable?"

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"Nope."

She's probably feeling an emotion at this, though fuck if she knows which emotion.

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"Didn't work at all, or just didn't work to notice you when you were unnoticeable?"

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"He lost control if I relaxed my power."

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"Control?"

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"Regent's power was that he could control people if he jerked them around enough."

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"Oh, I didn't know that. Well, that's not going to be a guarantee for any of the others but it's suggestive."

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"Mhm. I'm not planning on giving any of them the chance to realize I'm there."

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"Sounds good. I'll get underway on mission gear but we're almost certainly not going to move till we know what the two mysteries do."

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"How long will that be?"

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"How should I know?"

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Whatever.

Aisha stops being noticable and leaves.

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Nobell notices her unnoticeability. One says bye on her way out.

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FUCK

Okay yeah that's a thing. Aisha... says bye back. She's pretty sure that's how it goes.

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Seems to be a satisfactory way for her to respond.

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A few days later the power in the Loricae's fancy new house goes out for several minutes - judging by the darkness outside it's the same for the rest of the city.

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"UGH, WORKING ON IT," Sarcina calls before anyone asks her, and she rigs the house wiring to the thing that charges the robots before it comes back on.

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A few hours later rumors start circulating that Tagg has been arrested.

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By... the cops??

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Apparently! No one is really sure why, or if this actually happened.

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Are the cops sure. She knows somebody who's a cop as his day job, see.

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He's being detained while prosecutors work out exactly what to charge him for - but evidently yes, he is under arrest. Apparently he tried to trigger the Endbringer sirens to clear the city for some sort of ploy against the Undersiders.

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Wow, fucking with the Endbringer sirens is real bad, fuck that guy. Who's his replacement?

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Good question - no one's entirely sure.

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Well that's probably bad. But she's not a Ward anymore. It does not have to be her problem unless it's causing issues for her dad.

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It takes a few days to sort it out, but eventually someone is promoted internally - Transit hears rumors from other heroes suggesting that the new director was one of the PRT members who broke off and joined the Undersiders during the fighting.

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Slightly concerning but he's not going to quit over it till it affects operations.

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Miss Militia and the Undersiders agree to an (unwritten) truce where the Protectorate won't proactively go after the Undersiders and will coordinate with them for major threats. Arresting an Undersider who is flagrantly committing a crime - and not in the middle of dealing with someone else who is doing the same - is still fair game.

Left unsaid is how this is more a description of what the Protectorate can actually manage to do in Brockton than it is an agreement they chose to make.

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Seems a little more - legitimizing - than he likes, but the Undersiders aren't exactly Nazis.

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What, legitimizing? They would never.

 

From: tattletale@brockton.gov
To: loricae@pho.org


Hey does your dad want a medal for refusing illegal orders?

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From: loricae@pho.org
To: tattletale@brockton.gov

How in the hell did you get a gov address?

I'm not sure he'd appreciate it coming from a villain.
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The medal would be from the mayor!

You like the address? I could swing another one if you want to put it on your wish list  - Skitter refuses to use hers anyways.

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No thanks, I used to have one but feel I have outgrown it. My dad might like a medal from the mayor but since you're asking I somehow doubt it would be from the mayor. I guess he might like it for the symbolism to give others a good example to look up to either way.
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Up to you!

 

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And apparently there will be a board game night once again, now that the city is stable.

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How many of us are there room for?
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Oh yeah. Should be fine to have everyone? My building has a nice indoor common space on the roof I can sign out for the evening.

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Sarcina'll sit out and tinker but the rest of us will be there.
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When they arrive Tattletale, Aisha, Dinah, Vista, Parian, Flechette and Lucien are already there, several of them leafing through thick stacks of paper and laughing.

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In pile Loricae, two brown ones and three white ones. They're all wearing Tinker swag these days.

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" - and four counts of violating the third amendment," reads Dinah in-between giggles.

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"The third? Who's violating the third amendment lately?"

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"Tagg, apparently. Lisa got the arrest records."

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"Law enforcement reports - they're not going to charge him with most of this. Though I do hope they charge him for the -" she shuffles papers, "- 358 counts of operating heavy machinery on the Lord's day."

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"That's still on the books? - did he actually quarter agents in people's houses -"

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"By the look of it he put PRT officers in Taylor's house and the house of a few Wards who he thought needed protection?"

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"Huh. I think it only counts as quartering if they like, reside there, instead of having shifts or something, but that's pretty fucky."

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"Well, there's a couple of pages of legal argument attached if you want to read it."

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"I don't but I hope whoever wrote it had fun."

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"I'm pretty sure it was Dragon? She files reports like these all the time - though never in quite this large a quantity as far as I know."

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"Huh. Rete, remind Sarcina to get in touch with Dragon."

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"Oh, I've been meaning to mention that I'm pretty sure she's mastered into obeying the law or some nonsense like that. She followed Tagg's orders and than dropped this on him at the first opportunity."

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"Wow, incredibly fuck that, any candidates for who'd've pulled that?"

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"Nope, and figuring it out sounds hard and I'm on vacation. Ask me in a month."

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"Does that mean you won't figure out our mystery powers?"

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"Nah, that'll be easy," she says, with her usual smug grin.

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"Oh good. Come for the house rules Risk, stay for the pro bono Thinking. O Tattletale, wise and beneficent Tattletale, what the fuck is my power. And hers."

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"Flattery will get you everywhere."

"Uh, hit me with it?" she asks the first Lorica.

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"Boop."

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"I hope that's not essential, mine doesn't do that."

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"I'll stare at you next," she says to the other Lorica, focusing on the booper for the moment.

"Huh, subtle."

Her power streams in with inferences, most of them about what the effect isn't, before flagging something weird about her how her brain is responding to her power usage.

"Oh, damn. It's blocking the downside of my power - it's barely doing anything now but if I ran at full tilt for a few hours I wouldn't feel the migraine. I think I'd still run out of juice though. I think this is your master immunity power?"

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"Are you saying this whole time we've been immune to thinker headaches and it just didn't come up because we're not thinkers?"

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"Yes."

"Also I love this power. Probably some time limit and it might be variable but still, best power."

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"Well, now I know what to offer you next time I want something."

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"Please do."

"Next Lorica! What do you know so far?"

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"Almost nothing. It twigs to something if I'm near Plumata or Dad, negligibly if at all to most other people."

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"Hmm.. anything sensory going on with the twigging?"

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"Uh... synaesthetically sort of like the concept of hiding?"

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"Huh! Anything on say, Dinah? Or Aisha?"

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"Nothing on Aisha. Not much on Dinah."

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"Hm.... hey Dinah what's the probability I figure this out now?"

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What sort of thing is Galea likely to do over the next few hours, asks her power over an entirely novel sensory modality.

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"- what the fuck was that!!"

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"91.4322. Also I'm charging you extra for that one, I'm not here for work." she says to Tattletale.

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"Sure. Also, promising!"

"So, Lorica. How'd it feel?"

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"Like she was knocking on my head asking if I had a moment to discuss with her my next few hours of plans! - Dinah if that gave you a headache apparently that-one can fix it for you."

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"It works less well if I overuse it - I'll save it for worse headaches."

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"Huh, good to keep in mind. Anyways!"

"Does it do anything on Lucien?"

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"Huh - yeah. Sort of the opposite of hiding, actually. I could - draw attention to myself."

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"Lucien can you touch her and see if she has any trenches."

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"If she wants me to??"

 

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She holds out her hand.

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Trench check.

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Does she have any trenches, furrows, or etchings that aren't part of a person? An inquiring power would like to know.

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Uh... sure. She has those knuckle wrinkles. Definitely not part of a person (????)

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"Huh! You have some furrows on your knuckles. Normally I can't sense anything about people at all because of my Manton limit." 

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"So my power is... no, it can't just be pretending about whether I'm alive or not, Dad doesn't have a Manton limit, he can just teleport his carrying capacity."

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"Hm... can you try sending different knuckle wrinkles than you actually have?"

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Sure. She has uncanny gross numbers of them, Lucien's power.

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"Umm. Wow that is a lot."

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"Okay, so I can lie to powers about more than whether I'm alive, I should check if I can tell Dad's power I weigh an ounce."

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"Bet you can. I also think you can mess with precogs, anyone who points a sensory power at you, and probably loads more."

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"I wonder if I can poke it enough to present the image I want to powers I don't know about."

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"Personally I'm wondering whether Bitch can turn you into a giant mutant Lorica." 

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"Well, I wasn't wondering that, but thanks for the mental image."

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"I'm going with 'Tribune'."

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"Cute. Rete, get me some candidates - oh, I like Galea."

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"Neat! Now who wants to play Mafia?" she asks, grinning.

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"I can unboop you, you know."

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"You have a better suggestion?"

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"Scrabble."

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"Trivial Pursuit."

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"Or, in the domain of things none of us can trivially cheat at, Scattergories."

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"I have scrabble but none of the others."

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"It's not really a this many players kind of game. Do you have anything that scales to this number and isn't Mafia? Or we can do Mafia with Tattletale unbooped."

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"I can play god?"

She likes her boop and does not want to give it up.

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"I guess you can keep your boop for that."

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Then she can organize a game of Mafia while smiling knowingly the whole time.

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The Loricae have no particular advantage at Mafia if they aren't getting Rete to help them cheat, which they aren't, since there is no reason to expect them to all be on the same side.

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The game goes badly for the townsfolk the first couple of rounds, with the Mafia (Vista and a Lorica) picking off innocents.

However during the third round...

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Is Galea a type of bug?!?

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"OH god is that going to happen every time Taylor walks by." NO SHE IS NOT

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Well so long as she's sure.

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Taylor does indeed show up a few minutes later.

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"Your power wants to know if I'm a bug," grumbles Galea.

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"Huh, I wouldn't have thought that would be an option."

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"My power apparently lets me spoof myself to other people's powers and I guess it's not picky about selecting only ones where this would ever be a reasonable thing to do."

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"Can you spoof precogs?"

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"Probably. Though I'm not getting queries about them all the time so maybe only if they're thinking about me in specific."

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"Do you know if it works on the Simurgh?"

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"The defensive power does. I guess I'll find out next time we hit a Simurgh fight."

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"Seems really useful if it works on her, especially if it works on things downstream of your behavior, like orders you give to other capes."

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"That was the tentative plan if I'd, uh, lived long enough to see a Simurgh fight."

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"Makes sense."

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"Death to townies."

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Plumata elbows her.

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"You make a terrifying criminal gang, you know," Tattletale says, grinning.

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"Not at all, we're pure as the driven snow."

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Tattletale chuckles.

"Aren't we all."

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"Maybe it'll rub off on you eventually."

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So. Heartbreaker.

In theory this is simple. All of her are immune. They go in with some Tinker swag and they put a bullet in the asshole's head.

In practice, he might conceivably have any defenses against this kind of thing? Like, otherwise someone could bomb his house from the air, too high to target. He doesn't have a kill order because they don't want to encourage anyone to go bother him and make more victims, but it's pretty obvious that if you actually pull it off you'll get one retroactively, and he has to know that. In addition to the possibility that he has booby-trapped his house, he has a lot of captives and kids. It's not impossible that the captives will wake up as though from a horrible nightmare when the power that ensnared them is defunct, but it's not the way to bet, and even if that happens, it won't leave them equipped to support and parent their superpowered offspring.

Rete makes some inquiries with the foster care system in Canada. They can supply robots to help, and Tribune can render appropriate foster parents or care workers immune to the kids' powers, but it's the sort of thing you don't want to be pulling together at the last minute. She phrases it as a hypothetical, like she's just worried about the time bomb - Heartbreaker is not known to have any particular age resistance - but probably everyone, including Dragon who winds up CC'd on something at some point, can tell that she's totally going to go murder the guy.

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Hypothetically they could in fact manage the kids that way, which is probably preferable to there current plan of screening the kids and bird caging the ones who have committed crimes and don't seem likely to behave.

One of the PRT members CC'ed on the email chain would like to make clear that murdering Heartbreaker is against the law and as long as the continues to be the case they will prosecute any failed attempts to do so to the full extent possible. They don't elaborate on what would happen if there's a successful attempt, except to note that there isn't any reward for his death given the lack of a kill order (though there is one for information on his whereabouts). 

Dragon replies to the emails with a note about how the granted mind control immunity for foster parents will allow them to avoid the problems that would probably crop up given the (admittedly limited) information they currently have on Heartbreaker's kids, which includes:

- one who can make people sense the same things they do

- one who can make people afraid of them

- and one who... they aren't entirely sure what but he reduced a police officer to an emotional wreck after a short conversation. 

Though of course, Dragon notes, they will still have to be wary of the fire arms expertise some of the kids have exhibited, using this detailed and annotated list of weapons. 

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Rete can keep a kid away from guns, but they'll have to make sure they have enough of a flock of bots before relying on it to do this.

For some reason Lorica imagined Heartbreaker being relatively stationary. If he moves around that makes it much less likely that he has an entrenched defense situation. But it also means she has to hunt him down. Does he have a nice obvious internet footprint?

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No, unless you count the extremely banned and short lived dating show he ran a couple of years ago.

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That's so fucked up. Wow.

Okay, who's the latest disapperance, let's start from there.

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The latest known one is the woman who owned the last house his family stayed in, Monica Huchon. 

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And they are... not chez Huchon any more?

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They are not! They moved out when the excuses as to why Mr. Huchon wasn't showing up to work stopped being plausible.

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Honestly it's kind of encouraging that he relies so emphatically in security-by-obscurity. How does the family get around, do they have a bus?

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It changes up, the last few times there rides have been identified it was a few rather nice cars.

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She hates everything about this guy but most especially she is growing to hate the casual implied mind control around every twitch she learns he makes.

Okay. If she were Heartbreaker, and didn't need a new girlfriend yet after Monica Huchon, she'd find a vacant rental and squat in it, mind-controlling the landlord but lying low with the neighbors who after all expect someone to eventually move in. What were the rentals in the greater Montréal metropolitan area looking like at the time they left the house? She's looking for a big place or a few units together.

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She can find several dozen places that match that description.

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She will then rule out all the ones that have driver's licenses associated with them or that are still on the market.

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Down to 18 options.

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With... a pool.

It's summertime.

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Just three!

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Cool.

Will she be inconvenienced if she sends three Rete drones up thataway?

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The US Canadian border is not especially well guarded so presumably it will be fine so long as they are not too conspicuous.

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They're little and polite! They will take a while.

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Eventually the manage to send back pictures of:

- One empty house.

- One house hosting a team for a competitive swimming meet

- One house with a visibly pregnant and scared Monica Huchon outside by the pool, attempting to quiet an upset toddler.

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Bingo.

Foster parenting contingencies on standby. Party assembled and suited up.

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"The fuck is this?" says Aisha after being handed her Lorica designed reactive body armor.

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"Did you want it in a different color?"

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"And a different shape. You know I have spider silk underwear?"

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"Why in the world would I have known that?"

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"I dunno, you have cameras and shit." 

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"I don't use them to look through people's pants!"

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"Sure you don't."

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"You know, I probably don't actually need you on this excursion."

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Aisha rolls her eyes.

"Fine, I'll wear the suit."

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"I appreciate your flexibility. Run around a bit, do some parkour or whatever, get used to it."

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She sounds like Aisha's brother used to, before shit went south.

Aisha can do some parkour.

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The remaining Loricae gear up. (One of them has birdcages. Literal birdcages, not euphemized death prisons.)

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Aisha inspects the bird cages to try to figure out if there's a reason to bring them. 

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"...in case I wind up turning half these people into birds," Plumata explains.

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SHIT

Aisha startles and jumps up from where she is crouching over to inspect the cages. 

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"Will you PLEASE get it through your head that we can see you! You went through most of your life with people being able to see you!"

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"I mean, barely."

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"I'm sorry to hear that, but, like, still."

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Castra gets a minivan out of a junkyard, takes out the engine entirely so it's within her weight range, and piles people and stuff into it to head to Canada.

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Aisha brings her ipod, a pocket knife, the armor Castra gave her, and snacks.

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The Loricae bring sandwiches, suits, robots, and a wifi hotspot.

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"This car have speaker?"

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"I didn't rip them out, but it's got nothing to power them with."

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"What about those drones?"

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"If you would like the drones to sing to you they can do that."

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"Anything I want?"

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"Unless you're outvoted."

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...Okay that's actually funny.

"Kesha?"

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"I like the acoustic covers, actually."

The bots strike up a tune.

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That'll do!

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Then hopefully they can have a nice amicable road trip.

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Sure.

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Canadian Border Control would like to know how many people are in this vehicle and what there purpose is in visiting Canada.

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"Six," whether this includes her or not will depend on whether the guy can see Aisha, "tourism and French immersion."

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Then they can arrive at Montreal without further incident.

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They booked hotel rooms in advance.

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Does Aisha get one or should she find her own?

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Aisha's sharing with half the Loricae.

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Cool beans.

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They get a couple cots to supplement the beds in the rooms and count on the hotelier not to count how many they are, which is helped by them being two sets of identical triplets.

The drone, meanwhile, has been learning about the household's schedule.

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Aisha is helpfully not counted by the hotelier. Dinner is acquired from hotel restaurant and eaten in the room she's staying in.

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A man that sure does look like Heartbreaker seems to use the pool during evenings and nights, along with a varying cast of one to four woman who seem entirely focused on him. Some of the older kids use the pool in the early mornings and go out to grocery stores in the afternoons. The infants are frequently brought outside when crying if Heartbreaker is inside though during one early morning incident an enraged Heartbreaker appeared outside to make the child stop crying.

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What's the status of the adjacent buildings?

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There's shrubbery and fencing separating them but otherwise they are similar houses, albeit without pools.

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Who's in them, though?

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One is presently unoccupied and the other has a family of three.

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Are there sightlines from the unoccupied house if they stage there?

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There's a bedroom window that would work, yes.

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Then they're gonna break in there, when they're ready to go.

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As they approach Heartbreaker's house in the house in the morning:

How's Lorica Galea feeling and in what direction is she?

Is she afraid of this one specific boy? If so, how far away is she?

Is she trying to move closer to this one particular girl?

Is her body moving? If so, what's it doing and where is she?

The last ping is distinctly flavored as about her nervous system, rather than her mind

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"They've got some passive scan powers. They will probably bounce off us." Nothing and nowhere. There's nobody here to be afraid. Nobody's here to move in any directions. Nor into any positions. Galea is a rock actually.

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A drone spots one of the boys exchanging a few words with a girl and then calmly leaving the pool, heading indoors without bothering to towel off. 

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"Our approach might have been noticed. Which is - weird - they can't go on red alert about every minivan that drives this close."

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"Maybe they noticed a discrepancy between one person's count and another's, if Galea threw off more of them than the rest?"

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"They can't cross-check every minivan that drives this close either."

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A face briefly appears at a window on the front of the house, squinting.

What are Galea's feelings about Heartbreaker? What about her feelings in general right now?

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"Heartbreaker himself, now." Still a rock.

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There's a flurry of activity at the house as the kids outside come in and a woman goes to start a car at the top of the driveway. 

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Who's getting into the car?

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One of the older moms, carrying a rather stuffed tote bag.

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"I'm going to guess that's cash, maybe also guns. I'm popping the trunk to deploy another drone to follow the car, though, more for her than the loot." Sarcina releases a robot as Castra takes the exit.

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The woman backs out of the driveway just as the family of three from the neighboring house scales the fence separating the yards, their eyes strangely wide. 

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"Aaand we've got collateral damage in the form of the neighbors. Open the doors and deploy, gang."

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Castra stays with the car. The sunroof opens and three Loricae burst out of it in their supersuits.

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Then they will notice that people are running out of other nearby houses, all headed towards Heartbreaker's house. Also the family of three that have already arrived are given hand guns, except for the kid who receives what looks like an improvised grenade.

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Once the Loricae in bulky suits who aren't also partially this vehicle have exited, Castra punches the vehicle up to higher speeds.

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"I saw a grenade, Aisha, that won't ignore you so well."

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Jeeze okay she can actually not jump this time howabout.

"I can get the grenade away from them. You can't."

Why do the others get to fly the rest of the way and she has to waiiiiit. This is taking forever.

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The older Heartbreaker wife apparently has a similar idea to Castra and is accelerating directly towards her.

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She wants a head-on collision? What if Castra... swaps anchors, and appropriates that car while this one glides to a stop.

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She can do that, though the other car is going quite fast by now as the woman's foot remains on the gas.

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Yeah, she has to move it in a bit of a weird curve to get it slowed down without pasting the lady against the windshield or crashing it into anything, but she can do that. Might be uncomfortably high G. Good thing there's not a ton of traffic.

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As the car starts to slow the woman fiddles with something in her tote bag and then attempts to hurl herself out the side door, current velocity be damned, leaving her bag behind.

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- ah-huh Castra's going to peel off that car now while it coasts on the shoulder.

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She barely manages to peel off before the bag detonates. The car flips over as fire, burning gasoline, and pieces of loose scrap metal go flying everywhere, obstructing the road.

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"Rete, call Canadian 911 about that or something." Her own car can navigate by telekinesis, it doesn't have to have a straight open lane.

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Meanwhile, back at the house, more neighbors are arriving, some of whom are armed and sent out the front of the house. One of them tries to take a potshot at a flying Lorica with a high caliber rifle. 

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She's plenty bulletproof, she knew he'd probably have guns, it was the grenades that were a surprise! She'll do a little maneuver to make it look like she's avoiding the bullets in case he thinks she's mega stupid though.

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They are going to keep trying to hit her until they succeed, but they'll stop once that has no effect.

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Tribune's gonna drop to the ground once they've wasted some ammo and start trying to hand out their power to everyone in reach. Neighbors first in case the damage is lesser there.

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As she starts to descend Tribune freezes up, her body unable to move. 

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Yeah that's fine her suit wasn't relying on her muscle movements. It'll fly her out of range when she needs to breathe more than she needs these people to cut it out with the being mind controlled. Zip zip zip boop boop boop!

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The freezing stops before she needs to breath.

Booped individuals do not react except by doing their level best to grab onto, stab, or shoot Tribune as she does this!

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Well, she's not helping but at least she can breathe and seems to be distracting them! "I don't think this is working but I'm gonna pretend like it is," she says over the suit comms.

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Having abandoned all subtlety, the car flies through the air and touches down on the street.

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Zephyr promptly goes poof, intending to zero in on the man himself.

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Aisha leaves the car once it touches down.

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Zephyr notices that:
1) There sure are a lot of neighbors who are inside along with improvised explosives and ordinary guns.

2) One of the children is being outfitted with an explosive vest and a megaphone.

3) Heartbreaker is in the kitchen along with several of his own children and wives who are packing as he directs them.

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...the man himself first.

She coalesces and snaps his neck in the same motion.

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Yeah, a supersuit powered neck snapping will do it. 

And then someone is trying to freeze her body while someone else is firing at her head point blank.

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She's already poofed, and then she's coalesced back in Castra's car to tell Aisha where the kid in the vest and the neighbors with explosives are.

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Sure. Hopefully she at least gets a chance to kick the body as well.

One of the wives screams and points her gun at some of the explosives in the room full of neighbors, only to freeze a moment later, a Heartbreaker kid disarming her before Imp can get there.  The rest go by without incident.

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Meanwhile, the Loricae who can wear bulletproof suits are rounding up gun-toting collateral damage and hauling them, once disarmed and patted down, to Plumata.

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Who loads them up into bird cages.

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"Can we skip whatever that is if we promise to play nice?" asks one of the Heartbreaker kids as the collateral is rounded up.

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"We don't have spare seats in the car. I guess we could take one of these cars if you really don't wanna find out what kind of bird you are."

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"I'd rather not find out." Some of the other kids voice their agreement as well as one of the woman.

"Sheila is definitely not going to behave." the first kid notes when the woman speaks up.

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"What is the likely nature of Sheila's mischief?" Tribune, as a fully suited Lorica, is helping with roundups, and in particular is booping everybody she approaches who she hasn't covered yet in case they choose this opportunity to fuck with each other.

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"She's going to try to get vengeance for dad," one of the younger girls says without any affect in her voice.

Sheila is glaring daggers at the children.

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"I was more hoping for, like, what are her powers. Obviously some of you are going to try to get vengeance for your dad on account of that was his modus operandi."

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"She doesn't have any powers - none of dad's wives do." says the blond haired teen who first spoke up.

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"I can turn you back," Plumata assures Sheila, and birds her and puts her away.

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And soon enough everyone who is to be birded is birded.

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Tribune appropriates one of the Heartbroken's cars to load up the kids who promised good behavior. They are all booped so they can't affect each other.

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Over of the kids looks a bit nervous but the rest are somewhere between being emotionally flat and having a totally normal expression for a totally normal happy child having a totally normal day.

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Not unreasonable.

"So the plan is to stick you in foster care, and then I bap your foster carer with my power so you can't mess with their head and we give them some robots to help out with all the parenting tasks that don't need a personal touch. If any of you have been in secret communication with your maternal aunt or something you should probably say so."

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"I've been in secret communication with my maternal aunt," says one of the most cheerfully normal of the kids.

"No you haven't." says a dark haired boy.

"Well it's a secret so you wouldn't know, dummy."

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"Well, if you give her name and contact information my robot can follow up on that, and you won't be inconveniencing it at all because it's a robot."

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"Oh well in that case I don't actually," she quips back, sticking her tongue at her brother.

"Loser."

But would a loser smile at her brother like this?

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Apparently.

"Questions, comments, recriminations?"

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Apparently not.

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Aisha returns from kicking the body in time to leave.

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The two vehicles meet up where they planned the handoff, with psych orderlies for grief-mad wives and fosters for the kids. Plumata debirds people one at a time.

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During this process is Galea perhaps a bug????

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"Rete please ask Skitter what she's even doing here."

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Well right now she's trying to figure out if wasps can survive in molten metal if you dip them in water first because if so that would come in real handy right about now. And separately she's finishing up with some mooks three blocks from that. 

"Tell her I'm cleaning up the rest of the city. And congrats."

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"What is THAT supposed to mean?"

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It means you're invited to dinner at our place! South East Outremont.

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"I assume I'm the guest of honor," mutters Zephyr, which Rete adds to the group chat for her.

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Didn't think you'd want be?

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Well, she can have the first slice of cake if she wants.

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Yeah, cake will make her feel a lil bit better.

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The other Loricae will have to wait in line with the rest of the attendees.

"Hey uh. Are you Sarcina?" Lucien asks hopefully-the-tinker. 

 

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You can tell because she's the one with the toolkit on her suit. "You've come to the right Lorica, yeah."

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Oh thank god.

"I was wondering if you can do mass transportation projects. They're going to set-up a second portal here to the same earth as the one back home and it'd be really neat if we could take advantage of the empty earth to set-up high speed transit between the two." 

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"I could give Rete a train, probably, if that'd do."

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"Do you mean give her an existing train or build her a new one?"

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"Rete's an it. It'd certainly be faster to get train cars from somewhere that mass-produces them, and maybe most of the locomotives too."

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"What sort of advantages might it manage over traditional set-ups?

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"Well, you wouldn't have to staff it, and you could wiggle the capacity around in response to demand more fluidly, but honestly trains are trains, I'm not sure it'd be all that great an improvement."

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"Hrm, could you manage automated maintenance?"

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"Of non-tinker trains, sure."

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"Would the repair tech itself require maintenance by you? Tinker tech infrastructure projects usually aren't feasible because they are dependent on their tinkers being around for a while - but I remember you can automate your own maintenance work and I think most of it kept functioning fine when you were... gone. "

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"So, I'm working on getting it more layers deep, and I think I can, but there's still always going to be a top layer."

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"Do you have any guesses for how long things could run without you?"

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"Depends what you mean by 'things' and 'run' and whether there's a lot of robot attrition."

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"Mostly I'm wondering how long your robots could reliably handle maintenance of a larger transportation system without your intervention."

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"So, if the place is getting creamed by supervillains every month and robots are dying to that all the time, not long. In a hypothetical perfectly peaceful world Rete could probably do maintenance for, let's say Amtrak or the equivalent, for upwards of twenty years without me, and if it declined in capacity it'd still be able to handle hiring contractors for anything it couldn't manage alone."

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"If it were possible to take out the entire system in one attack that might be a problem but generally villains actively targeting transit infrastructure are pretty rare. There are too many players with a vested interest in that not happening, on both sides of the law. Endbringers still do it obviously but we can keep anything valuable on the other earth and seal it off as needed?"

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"Right, I'm not saying it's likely, I just don't have much sense of why you want robot trains at all and it could've been anticipating a train-wrecker coming through often enough to prompt tense union negotiations if you hired people to fix things. Normal trains are pretty good. Humans can maintain them."

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"Mostly I'm just generally interested in finding ways to leverage powers for larger infrastructure projects - I think people gave up on trying too easily."

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"My robot flock will probably be better at that in five years than it is now both in numbers and in progress on the layering thing. And maybe some vertical integration with materials suppliers."

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"Hm, that's longer than we want to wait before having a Brockton to Montreal line, but if things go well there will be other lines to add."

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"I reiterate that completely normal human people can and have built trains!"

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"It costs billions of dollars normally."

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"Well, if you were going to give me billions of dollars I too would put more work into it sooner."

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"If you think you'd be able to do better than conventional tech at a similar price point we could possibly make that happen?"

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"Now we're talking. You sort of led into it like you were wondering if I had the spare capacity to do it as, like, a favor."

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"Oh, no, I didn't mean it like that at all. Could you scale up faster than five years if we were paying you enough to do it full time? And for whatever materials you need, of course."

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"So, my full full time isn't for sale because I'm doing suit stuff for all us Loricae, but yeah, when do you want to lay track, do you already own the land, do you have a good deal on bulk metal such that Rete should order parts through you or nah."

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"We already own the land, track laying I'd like to start in a few months, and the boat graveyard has a few old container ships we could have Sundancer melt down for scrap, if that works."

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"It might! Rete's rearranging my to-dos as we speak."

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Eeee, tinker tech infrastructure is going to happen. 

"We can sell some of the real estate we bought here now that Heartbreaker's gone and probably Brockton Bay can publicly fund it as well."

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"I am so glad I have an AI to navigate dealing with funding applications for me."

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"I always found filling out those sort of applications fun,"

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"And a good thing, too, since you don't have an AI of your own."

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"Well, the Undersides don't have nearly as much to fill out as the Wards did. I'm not saying I miss all the bureaucracy but I do wish we kept better track of things than our current set-up of 'ask Tattletale, she'll probably know where the money is'." 

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"I'm going to need to be paid in advance with a clawback-proof contract, by the way."

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"Would you accept real estate as collateral?"

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"Might depend on the real estate."

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"We own a sizable chunk of Brockton Bay and now Montreal - if you insist I think we could sell enough of it to raise the money outright."

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"Well, it'll trade off against speed of delivery on the train because I'd need to program Rete to be a landlord."

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"We can probably pay cash in that case,"

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"Delightful. Though I just contemplated things to buy with my billions of dollars and thought 'skyscraper' so maybe I do just directly want a skyscraper if you have a nice one."

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"I think we'd be happy to trade you skyscrapers for trains, yeah."

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"One skyscraper. One tastefully architected conveniently located skyscraper."

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"Anything in particular back home that meets your standards?"

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"Rete proposes the Torrance Tower."

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"Yeah, that's one of ours - inherited it from Coil I think." 

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"Did he booby-trap it?"

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"No, it was just a real estate investment - he owned a decent chunk of the downtown."

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"I will turn it into a beautiful lair."

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"What makes something a lair in particular?"

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"Having capes in it."

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"And here I thought lairs were only for villains."

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"Nope. They are morality-agnostic."

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"Very reasonable. I do feel like my place would need some redecorating to be a proper lair but the Undersider's lair was basically a college dorm up until a year ago so what do I know."

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"What, like with fairylights and loft beds and whatnot?"

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"More video games and old pizza boxes than fairy lights."

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"I've never been to college so all my information is people's photos of the more photogenic aspects."

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"I'm going off TV shows."

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"Anyway, send Rete your route information and anything else it might need, I'll start designing robots."

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Lucien will do that!