Oh, a food. There's a food over there, and it's already determined that homefoods are boring enough that eating them doesn't make much of a difference so this food is getting nibbled on. Also there's an Unpleasantness which for some reason is also getting nibbled on, and that makes less sense because nibbling on Unpleasantnesses makes a lot of difference. It stops nibbling on the Unpleasantness. Nom nom nom nom the safe food. - Also it's not in the box anymore, which is very nice. The box was even more boring than everything else about home, by SO MUCH.
It's probably way better than all the other its at telling foods apart!! And especially at telling homefoods from non-homefoods. It's getting pretty hungry again but it still doesn't nibble any of the interesting little foods, even though the other its are extending no such courtesy. It has long since given up on trying to get them to stop that.
Food food stolen food, where are you . . .
It really wishes it had a way to make them stop that. - Oh huh, that food is kind of two foods. It's seen a food that was kind of two foods before, but that food had its twoness around its middle and this one has it around its top. That's kind of interesting but not really.
Maybe instead of all of the other its going on an exciting adventure they've just moved and this is the new home now. It'll give a potential exciting thing a few minutes to produce itself but if nothing happens it's going to float off and away.
As long as it's zooming the designated perimeter.
Time passes. The sun goes up and comes down. The giant squid occasionally surfaces a tentacle for this reason or that. The four-legged foods are giving its designated perimeter a wide berth but if it flies high enough and gets a good angle it can sometimes see one between the trees. The small foods stay close to the water and the building, too far to nibble most of the time.
It takes Cleo a while to break away from her new friends, who are all telling her so emphatically that those things are BAD MONSTERS even if they're responsibly looking for escaped criminals right now. It's true that it was rough when there were a bunch of them on the train, but if she can just find the right one - or maybe meet a new one, but, like, by itself, so it's manageable - she's sure she can make friends again.
Cleo slips out on a Saturday afternoon, shortly after lunch, all by herself, to go see the "dementors".
. . . Huh. Is that - no it can't be, it remembers the Cleo being smaller and it has never seen a food suddenly change size. It's still interesting though, and even a food that's only like the Cleo is still the most interesting thing that's happened since the most recent time it went home. It stops nibbling her, obviously, and it REALLY WISHES it could make the other its do that too. Why do they have to ruin everythinnnnnnnng. It attempts a k-k-kh-kh-kh-khh-khhhhh in frustrated communication. . . . And, belatedly, copies the clap.
Normally it would not want to do anything this likely to be the bad kind of interesting, but it's so fed up with being stuck in this one spot when there are interesting things right over there, and - it doesn't take the time to coalesce this into thoughts, and it's not sure it could even if it did take the time, but there's something about - it wants the bad interestingness even if it is bad because of the thing the maybe-badness will get it. It really really does not want the Cleo-ish food to get boringified more than it already is.
So: it will become the onk. It flies back a little ways and then zooms right into the worst it, whipping around to slam its legs into its torso. And then it zooms for the Cleo-ish food and picks it - well. A food is much heavier than a sponge, it turns out. Hmm.
The idea of things being heavy as opposed to stuck is a new and somewhat difficult concept, but conveniently it is very smart and can figure things out very fast. It drags the Cleo-ish food along the ground a little before readjusting its grip (its arms going under the food's and wrapping around the food's middle from behind), and beginning a proper zoom.
It is also experiencing pleasant surprises about the experience of touching a food! This isn't an onk at all. It was not really expecting it to be onkful, because it touched the Cleo-ish food to carry it and that wasn't, but it still could have been bad in some other way.
Hhhhhhhehhhhhllllllllllohhhhhhhhhh. (It's so good at that one; all of the mediocresounds in it are very easy.)
Tchtchchhhhhhhhh, it hisses back. . . . Can it onk the unpleasantne - OW that's still very unpleasant EVEN THOUGH it is not nibbling. It floats up and hopefully out of reach, but still pretty near the - hm, so this food did make the Cleo noise. Maybe Cleos are a type of food, and now it's met two of them - near the Cleo.
"MISS CORNISH!" calls a voice from the building. "I DON'T KNOW WHAT SORT OF EXPLANATION YOU HAVE IN MIND FOR THIS BUT I WILL HEAR IT IN MY OFFICE, NOW!"
Cleo sighs and gets up and dusts herself off. "Professor McGonagall is mad," she tells the dementor. "I have to go talk to her. I'm glad I found you again though!"
!!!
!!!!!!!!!!
It has heard a lot of mediocresounds, and it very smartly understood a lot about them, like "Cleo" and "thewindow" and "sponge", that these were noises that corresponded to things. That was already pretty neat of the foods.
This is MUCH more interesting.
It can tell there's something important about noises that sound like 'or', it's in "your" and "Professor" and "Dumbledore" and "Cora", but it can't really tell what those have in common. It actually thought that "Professor" and "Dumbledore" were separate names (isn't it so exciting, now, that it knows that the name for names is names) for the bigger food and the Unpleasantness but now that it understands so very much it's clear that it's just the food.
Hm.
Mhhhaaaaai nayyymz Khhhhhhhhohhhra. It points at the Unpleasantness. Whhhhhhat's iiohhhhhr nnnnames?
It (Cora? Cora!) learns the names for so many things. It does not learn for sure whether Willows and windows sound the same because both of them stop touching from happening, but probably they do. Most things that sound the same are related, it thinks.
After it learns the word 'touching' it makes a happy noise without any name pieces, its best impression of a goodsound. - And then it occurs to it that maybe it can get the Cleo (or just Cleo, it seems like?) to tell it the name for goodsounds if it tries hard enough?? It attempts EVEN HARDER.
Cora keeps pointing at the radio and trying to think of names that foods use when they are the tastiest. It's a difficult task, though, and it doesn't know what Cleo is trying to say, so that's not helpful either. Iiiornamis rhhhhadio, it tries while it thinks. - Can it touch the radio? Maybe even hold it? Is the radio in any way spongelike?
It's interesting how these goodsounds are much more good than the ones Cleo and Professor Dumbledore produced, and yet there is also something less good about them! Cora can't really tell what, though.
However, this is much more like the goodsounds that dancing is for! And so it dances, with flailing arms and spinning floats.
Sometimes!! It has seen them. They do it kind of weirdly, though, and Cleo has none of the weirdnesses with it. But since Cleo is the best food Cora thought maybe floating could happen anyways.
Some of the goodsounds sound very similar to other goodsounds which have recently gooded! It tries to sing along to them, with a very usual amount of success.
Think think squish squish squish squish. Thinking is very hard because it wants to pay some attention to the goodsounds even though it also wants to know this, and it's getting kind of hungry again. But conveniently it is so so smart.
Rhhhhadiiiiossmmmmeeeeensihhnng - radio point - ssssingihhhhngin?
That's not at all the thing Cora meant, but the thing it meant was onkworthily frustrating and this thing is instead something it can be so smart at, so it lets itself be distracted. But also distracted by the radio's goodsounds and by turning points into delicious pokes after a pretty short while.
Cora doesn't try to follow, this time. It takes the sponge out of its sleeve to squish squish squish squish and dumps the ?here? back out onto the ground. The goodsounds get louder and softer as it moves closer and farther from the radio; that's interesting enough to occupy it for a short while, and of course the sings themselves are nice and not boring to listen to.
If it didn't know Cleo was coming back, it would think when-the-sun-is-over-there was sooner than it expected, but because it thinks it does know that it instead feels like a VERY long time. It decides to go look for the sun and see if it can carry it to the right spot, but the sun isn't in the area where the spell that tells it where it belongs is telling Cora that it belongs. . . . Hm, last it knew, the sun was down, but sometimes things move around when it's not looking at them. Could the sun be hiding Very Up? Also does Cora belong Very Up or is that not allowed.