I'm sure several (hundred? thousand?) people have informed you of how Revelation was the best thing that has ever happened to humanity. I'm not sure enough people have told you that. So at the risk of (correctly) inflating your ego even more, that was the best thing that has ever happened to humanity. The fact that you came forward the way you did is also a bonus.
I'm not the sort of person who proposes to celebrities I read about on magazines, however marriageable such a feat might make them, but I am the sort of person who would love to have some coffee with Revelation. If you ever read this and are still single (or open to polyamorous arrangements), hit me up.
—Kaede Gushiken
I told the magazine I didn't think people who developed crushes on the subjects of magazine interviews were my type, but they cut it for length and on reflection my prospective dating life is irretrievably contaminated by fame now anyway. What's your availability?
Sometimes I'm a boy, sometimes I'm a girl. That used to be merely a cause of intermittent dysphoria and differing presentation before angels became a thing in my life. I usually have, like, boy days and girl days, is why I was asking, today's a girl day but yesterday was a boy day so I'm likely to be a girl for another one or two days based on past experience.
"It was," he confirms. "Ever since you came out in that video and I verified your claim I'd been meaning to and the interview just sort of, you know, cinched it. I'd probably have eventually done it anyway. And the thing where you raise it like that, I don't know if I can mimic it—"
"That binding was actually pretty decent, if not as good as the ones you published. I didn't really have a lot of—free time, when I could disappear and go somewhere to summon an angel, but whenever I did I summoned one to ask them questions and ask them if they knew more about bindings and summoning and stuff. And then Revelation and the whole thing was moot. So not much of a career after all."
"There's an omnipotent one who is even worse at his job. I would love competent gods, believe you me, but the Elves are mostly pretty nice and have had tens of thousands of years and haven't gotten much of anywhere with them. I'm not totally pessimistic about a strategy involving talking to the Valar one at a time, since there are fourteen, but that requires a way of talking to them at all which doesn't freak them out, and unauthorized interaction with Valinor does that."
"Yes but that could have easily come from access to human theology instead of the other way around, and it just doesn't—fit, like, why would demons in particular have this specific skill while fairies and angels don't, the only thing that differs between fairies and angels is the one power and that's already different from demons and there's no reason for the souls thing and besides several demons did in fact say it was a practical joke and I ran tests—"
"Well, first of all as soon as I heard about the soul stealing thing I went—okay, so in the worst-case I need to have at least enough of a positive impact on Earth to be worth an eternity being tortured in Hell, so I was not completely ignorant of risk, here—and then I started interviewing demons about it and their answers didn't add up at all, and I found out some of them record videos of people selling their souls, and some people are there more than once. I got one demon to conjure me some of those, and then I had other demons try to classify which videos were of people pre—or post-soul sale, and the answers were inconsistent. And then I decided to sell my soul a few times to different demons for different things. And so far all my observations do match demons as a species being a superintelligent hivemind that collectively maximizes soul collection but."