When the stars align and he feels like answering his summoning circles, Duke Sikandros of the Iron Ring, Angel-Tyrant of Kakogya, pays a trip to Earth to meddle in the affairs of mortals. (He's on Davidson's, engineering, architecture and medical quals.) At present, he is excavating a tunnel for a high-speed train through the Rockies, vanishing rock into clouds of smoke. The plan's for a demon to fill it in behind him.
Colored dry ice! Scents! Dramatic tramping! He doesn't literally have a theme song that plays (that's not in the angel powerset) but he's clearly one of these people with an aura of Having A Theme Song.
Any nonverbal comments the demon wants to be delivered can be delivered; if not, Sandy doesn't have much to say to someone who can't talk back.
Sandy moves to offer the demon a hand up instinctively, but when he rises before Sandy gets there, his response is to give a polite nod and get back to work.
Then the demon doesn't get back to work, he gives a glance over his shoulder - and there he is, not moving.
"Is there a problem?" His voice is smooth and arrogant enough to disguise the genuine question.
"I have no doubt you would have your own choice epithets if your gag was loosened," he says. Pause. "I can provide the requisite forum posts, if all we need is a denouncement, but the word of Duke Sikandros has little sway among the engineers of Earth - and so the question then becomes if we have a way to have the work done well."
"Yes, yes, if mere words will serve I have them and to spare." He raises an iron eyebrow. "You have my sympathies. No, if they are prepared to take instruction from an angel and a demon, we can so instruct them, and no harm will be done. The difficulty is that if our summoner desires to dismiss us, we will find ourselves in Hell and Heaven respectively, they will summon substitutes to finish the work, and we will have failed. So we should go - but go as ready as we can, for if our first choice of plan fails."
"Summoner," says Sikandros. (In case anyone has forgotten, Duke Sikandros is a bit over six feet and has black plates of rune-inscribed metal for skin.) "We have located flaws in the task set," He gives a sweeping bow, and then rises, "and it fails to accomplish your set goals. We must therefore renegotiate or correct this failing, and so bring our instructions into union with your goals."
And if the demon doesn't, he's prepared to point out the problems on the blueprints!
"It will collapse in the next major earthquake. If you happen to see here, here, and here -"
And then he can talk quite a lot about bracing and support and the nature of the rock they're driving it through and why this is clearly irresponsible. The engineering textbook he most commonly cites is more than a hundred years old, but that mostly just meant that it was written in the days of 'materials budgets' than that the nature of substances has changed.
"Upon my honor and cold iron, to the best of my knowledge or power, I will not suffer to pass or be privy to the passing of bad worksmanship or faulty material. This oath I have sworn before and this oath I swear again." A dark smile plays on his lips. "I think you had better speak to the project lead, yes."
"Ah, the mortal realms," he'll say quietly to the demon, after the summoner's goes in. "They never cease to remind me why I forsook them." He considers. "Other than my death, that is."
Not being able to manufacture electronics himself, he's going to make an ear trumpet out of a fleck from his armor so he can try to eavesdrop on the conversation. He'll vanish it if it looks like someone's coming out.
The demon flicks his tail in what might be an agreeable fashion.
"So, yeah, the angel found some earthquake tolerance problem with the specs," the summoner's saying to the project lead. "We can replace him but the demon's striking too, and it took me a while to find one who'd work within budget."
The tail lashes harder, scoring a shallow line in the dirt.
"I hired you to summon the daeva, not put us weeks behind schedule with a respec," says the project lead. "Engineering signed off. Maybe if there was a cloudfluff quake it'd collapse but with rock it's fine, or something."
"Yeah, I thought you'd say that. I can't actually make them work, though."
"I'm aware of the limitation. Go have a talk with the angel about it."
The trailer door opens.
"It is the twenty-second century and they can email the plans without getting out of bed and putting on pants," says the summoner, rolling his eyes. "If you have an Earth-networked email setup I suppose you could send it to them but I'm not actually sure what time zone they're in or whether they speak any languages you've inhaled so it doesn't really seem like it should be a blocker on what's next for today."
I wrote the book on this you imbecilic - (He can't commit physical violence under this binding, very sensibly.) His armor bristles, for a moment, before he regains control of himself.
"I had intended the plural you," he says, with strained precision. "You and the firm you represent. And the demon has the same concerns as I."
If he's dismissed, he's out of the loop.
"Oh, I have no objections to remaining," he says. "It will be much simpler to coordinate with the engineers from this side of the veil, should they, perhaps, have - questions - about my suggestions? And I doubt my demonic friend here has any objections to remaining, either?" He'll give Cam a glance.
"- Summoner, one of the central elements of this lamentable incident is that I did not want to finish the job. I assure you that I intend no harm to any mortal who walks the earth -" except you but I wouldn't actually do anything "- and that if I did such things as a matter of course, I would hardly have the reputation I presently do." By reputation he means his Davidson's entry, plus online reviews.