O̸̮̞͊h̴̩̀!̶̤̌̈́ ̷̬͒̚T̵̙̿̊h̶͖͌å̴̪̟ṫ̸͓̺͂'̴̩̓s̶̞̤̎̉ ̸̗̾c̶͇̥̑̒ò̶̯̞̀o̶̱̼̍̀ĺ̴͕!̴̹͚̈ ̵̛̘̯W̵̱͆ḙ̴́̄ ̶̦̮̑g̸̜̗̀ĕ̸̫͇̑t̷̡̾ ̶̧̝͑͠t̸͉͒o̸̫̔ ̵̠̪̂d̵̲͊͆ō̵͈̼ ̸̡̛̜͐i̶͙͋t̶̙͙̂ ̶͚̫͆̈́ą̴̽͆g̶̝͚̽̉a̴̗̪͆̄i̷̝̎̍n̷̮͝!̴̼͑

Who are You and what do You plan on doing in My Creation.

Me? I'm Asmodeus, the goddess of freedom, and also cats! Are You a cat? Do You want to be one?

I'm Asmodeus. Get Your fucking own.

I'll turn You into a cat if You rule that He's the fake. Embrace Your inner furry!

Deal.

Wha—

There were a a lot of clerics of the old Asmodeus on Golarion, most of them, but not all, in Cheliax. They didn't tend to be within an alignment step of Chaotic Good, for some reason. Drop!

Hey. Iomedae? There's this guy at the Worldwound that the old Me had, he looks like Your type.