So what's this pool like.
He glances at her and strides right by, unbalking. He does not cannonball, but he gets on the diving board and turns his back to the pool and spreads his arms out and lets himself fall backward. Splash.
He orients himself in the water and gets his head above the surface and goes "ptuh ptuh" and waves at mysterious blond woman.
Yeah! Finally! She acquires and tosses a beach ball twice the size of Lucky's head towards him, then belly-flops into the pool.
(it stings a little, but it's good practice to deliberately resolve not to burn backlash on stupid things, when you don't have a regular partner)
"Knew a guy whose backlash was tiredness. Sounds like nothing, right? But you fall asleep in a dungeon, you're gone. He almost died in Hell Week. Went out on a hiking trip and fell asleep. They hadn't found him, he'd've never woken up. Even the dumb ones are bad."
She misses the bounce, because she's playing lefty-only. Sets it and serves it back to Lucky.
She abruptly realizes that she's talking to a preteen. "So, you know. You wanna be careful. You always get guiding. Eventually it turns into what they call 'chronic' backlash, which is just you feel like sh-garbage. And that makes everything feel bad. You just gotta keep on top of it and you'll be okay. Hasn't gotten me yet, so it can't be that bad, right?" She racks up a tiny bit of backlash to see how the ball's going to go, then surges out of the water to intercept it and return serve with a finger-flick.
(Is this an objectively stupid use of backlash? Yes. Does she feel guilty for bumming out a kid and want to cheer him up by showing off esper athleticism with a bit of precognition? Also yes.)
"So, we don't really get it. It's kinda related to what your backlash is, sort of. Someone gets hypothermia, they can guide someone who gets a fever, 90% of the time. 10% of the time it doesn't work and nobody knows why. You want a backlash that's the opposite of yours, they cancel out...for some reason. Guy who gets tired, you want someone who has a mania backlash, probably, that kinda thing. Except for when it doesn't work."
Oh thank fuck he didn't make a big deal out of it. "You gotta be kinda lucky, but it happens eventually." She foreheads the ball back toward Lucky. "Any esper can guide any other at least a little. But you gotta be able to stand each other for three or four hours a day. More if you run dungeons together, or you do some civilian shhhhtuff together. It's kinda like dating, but it's sort of not? Especially if you've got a professional guide, where you're paying them to snuggle. Sometimes it gets weird."
"Yeah. She's, like, bullshit strong. And her husband's power is so bad they wouldn't even classify it. But she's only able to do so many dungeons because he's got her back. Behind every strong esper is, uh, another esper." She pauses for a moment. "...that sounded better in my head."
"Good on her. That's the real problem with the cars. I could stop 'em, but stopping 'em without hurting the passengers is tricky." She's not thinking about Counterfactual Carol who may or may not have died last night. That would be counterproductive. That thought's going in the box. "... guess I oughta shake her hand sometime, huh?"
She really does make a point of it! She's got a major reaction penalty she has to compensate for. "If you see me while you're hanging with her, introduce us? But if I see her first, I'll check for sure. What's her power like, aside from 'she flies fast as a car'?" Gotta do my research.
"Daddy always says it's a rite of passage thing. I dunno. When you hit thirteen, you're allowed to say 'damn' and 'crap'. When you hit fifteen, you can say 'shit', so on and so forth. I dunno. Maybe it's like, training wheels for language, so kids learn how to not swear all the time."
Carol's read on it is that the kid has literally zero reason to trust Carol, and you can trust inability more than you can trust unwillingness. "Good. That's a lotta work, especially with being an esper. 'Course, being an esper, even if you work a day or two a week, you're still probably all set."
"I pull in medium six figures, but I solo almost all my dungeons these days." Or I was about to before I blew up my partnership. Might still salvage it if the confluence is kind to me. Well. 'Kind'. "You get a security esper or be a pilot or something, I think you hit a bit over a hundred thou a year? It depends on your workload, really. And if your power is amazing sometimes you just turn into a money printer."
"Well, uh, there's Flay, right? And Min Woo-young, the teleport guy. Or Vera Ablinger, the US teleporter, her power's not that great but she won the lottery with her marbles. Or Uisa, she can heal pretty much anything as long as you have a pulse going in." Or Tim.
"Whoof. I'd have to get my agent on the line for the details, but it's not like you're the IRS, right? I get about three to five grand per dungeon I clear. Most of mine are pretty nasty, and I run most of 'em solo. I do one or two dungeons a day, I work four days a week. I could do easier dungeons and do more of them, but it's kind of a waste? I'd walk through 'em like a kid stomping through mud puddles." Okay, maybe I work more than four days a week, but I don't wanna be a bad role model.
Aw, fuckin' shitballs. Well, God knows I don't do this fuckin' job just for the money. "Okay. Uh, so some espers take out 'bridge loans', where you borrow ten or thirty grand and pay it back after a few months, get you access to guiding and training and equipment and shit. I knew a guy who - I won't say he got bit by 'em, but he took out a bigger one than was comfy. You wanna get out of the pool and wait for me for a few minutes?"
She hurls herself out of the pool, strides over to her seat and towels off. She dons her flip-flops and stalks into the hotel. She's a little annoyed how there's supposed to be systems for taking care of kids who are in a bad spot. But instead of an actual professional taking care of the problem, she's patching the problem esper-style. Fucking useless...
When she comes back she's got a small manila envelope in hand, courtesy of the front desk. She passes it over to Lucky. "Here. You maybe wanna take that up to your room, before it gets lost. Give it to your sister."
Being an esper is a lot of bullshit. You lose a lot of your normal social circle, you wind up halfway over the world to kill amorphous semi-unkillable mud golems in Italy, you have fucking backlash.
But you also have the ability to just - take someone's life and make it easier. Sometimes, that's by taking them out of a dungeon. Sometimes, it means giving up half a day's pay to make someone's first month as an esper easier.