It's been a few days since Laura got out the hospital, and nothing important or interesting has happened. Except for Theo and Sadde having just captured a new card, Glow, though that's debatably quite boring. Theo turns to Sadde, as though she might have the answers. "Okay, seriously, a card that glows? First it's wind, then it's a huge bird, then you have a blue lizard, there's a bloody Easter bunny, then a shadow, then a sword, and now a card that glows?"
The cards' meanings and emotions start becoming clearer as he does, some more complex than others. The Sword's chains hold it, taut, and although ascribing it enough personality to call it malicious would be ill-advised, it does seem to be pretty one-track. Glow is almost as simple as Sword, all she really wants is to make pretty fairy lights. There's not much new or of import about any of them; perhaps Windy respects him a little bit more, perhaps Shadow is less reluctant to follow him.
And at the edge of his awareness, in the distance, a soft fiery light.
"Like... seriously. Okay, well, I guess we're doing a Victoria sponge!"
Into the kitchen they go. His dad is still at work. Theo sets the oven to 180 (Celsius). "Right, well, since it's your first time doing it, I guess I'll just have to make it seem more exciting than it already is. ... I'm not really sure how."
He pulls out some butter, caster sugar, and a mixing bowl. The other ingredients will be retrieved eventually.
"Uh, yeah?" Theo responds. "Kero!" he shouts. Where did the bear get to? He goes over to his notebook quickly and looks up what they were told about Lock.
... Turns out it wasn't much. "It's under Earthy and can 'lock a place and seal it off', not that that's very helpful. What's happened?"
Theo returns the Shadow to card form. "I mean, as a last resort, I could probably get Jump and see if I can batter down the door. I might want to have some sort of protection in case it doesn't work, though."
So. He's got Windy, Jump, Shadow, Sword, and Glow. Sadde has Change and Fly. "... Or I could try to slice between the door and the frame with the Sword? If you don't mind me probably damaging the door, that is."
Okay. Well, he's already committed himself to this, and if anyone looks, they will hopefully believe they're seeing things. Except Sadde, of course. And Kero. Whatever.
He gets on the staff like it's a magical broomstick, and feels utterly ridiculous. But no, it would be worse to back out now. So. How does this thing go?
Okay, well, he still has his bag, so he can just manoeuvre around slightly, make the key into a staff again, then awkwardly throw out Windy's card with his fingertips and summon her, can't he? "Windy, stop the wind!"
Wow, he still feels stupid, saying things like that. And it's really annoying, having to explain what he wants each time he summons a card.
"Okay, it's unlocked!" he shouts, still trying to keep hanging on to the ledge. In case that wasn't obvious.
He tries to open the window, looking for a way to do it despite the lack of obvious handle – maybe if he pries at the edge of the window? Fortunately the ledge allows him to hang there without obstructing the way, so it's not totally impossible.
That upper arm strength is still kinda ridiculous, though.
Right. Of course it does.
Well, nothing's horribly pressing right now, so he can just ask her, "How are you?"
Also, he presumably still has his key. If he wants to get out, he can probably just unlock the window and jump, then summon Fly so he doesn't break a leg or something.
Rrright. Of course she's not. "Oh, right."
He stands there awkwardly for a couple of seconds, then unlocks the window to shout to Sadde. Even if the wind starts up again, he'll shout, "I'm okay, and your mum's... mostly fine!"
That might not be the most reassuring thing to say. Sadde also might not be able to hear it if there's wind.
Oh, for pity's sake. He turns the key into a staff and tries to capture the Lock by tapping the window and/or the lock.
If this works, he's going to feel a bit stupid, and if this doesn't work he's going to be mostly out of ideas. Maybe he'll try another few card combos and one will actually work.
"I was hoping it would be a bit more obvious after I got past the perimeter, and there would be something that I should just hit with this stick or something, but no, stupid magic system has to be stupid." He makes a noise of frustration, then looks at her and realises he's being unhelpful. "Sorry."
"Uhm." He checks his bag to see which cards are available, and then says, "This stick that also becomes a weird key, a card that does wind, a card that does flying, one that does jumping, one that does shadows, a card that does small glowing stuff, aaand..." He hesitates a bit, then finishes with, "The Sword."
"Well, Windy and Shadow sorta did that themselves. They basically seem to do lots of things that fit inside that sort of general idea, or that kind of scope. I tried getting Windy to control sound, but that was a no because I don't have enough control, and Shadow can apparently generate shadows and also use them to move things...?"
"It was more a joke than an excuse," Theo responds, still totally ignoring Kero. "But I didn't really know what I wanted to do, just that I wanted to talk to you."
He realizes what he just said and how sappy it sounded, and really tries hard not to blush. He has no idea how you try hard not to blush, but he's trying to try anyway!
"Right," he says, pulling away from Sadde to go sit on the sofa in the living room. He's got the key on him, so he extends it into the staff and tries to detect the card through meditation.
He's really getting practiced at just focusing on himself and his magic. It sounds kinda egocentric, but he is.
Okay, well, the protests are probably irrelevant, the disappearance might be relevant, but it's at least not necessarily magical, and then the same goes for the house fire. He reports these things to Sadde and suggests they should possibly go check out the fountain?
He looks to see if there's any more information about it.
Theo rolls his eyes, but stands up and runs upstairs to fetch his bag with the cards in and everything.
He comes back down the stairs, then he says, "It's not that far away, so we should be able to get there and back pretty quickly, but how do you think we can actually work out if it is the work of the Twin? I mean, if it's a super accurate copy it's probably not just a mundane copy by someone for an art thing, but I dunno?"
Well, that's fine, because a cord doesn't actually prevent them from looking, does it?
So he looks around it a bit, trying to spot any obvious differences between the fountains.
"This is kinda stupid," he says. "Even if we do spot a difference, this isn't, like, evidence that it's the Twin, it could just be a shoddy job."
"... Yeah? Just for a few minutes, in case anything happens – we can talk or I can play on my phone or Kero can tell us some more about Twin in case it is Twin, or we could go exploring and look for some other duplicated stuff?" He tilts his head again and seems to consider it a bit. "It was just a suggestion, since it seems a waste to come here, find nothing, and leave. "
Theo looks a bit annoyed. "Okay, so, do you have any brilliant ideas for how I could capture them if or when we finally stumble upon them? Or is it going to be another case of oh, look, Theo has to get lucky and somehow capture cards again, what fun, followed potentially by my horrific death because I'm way in over my head?"
Well, obviously that was mean of Theo, but it's not like Kero has been particularly helpful. He'd expect some sort of magical guardian of the cards to be a little better at gathering the cards back up if they escape, but he supposes it's not technically in the job description.
He looks back over to Sadde. "Okay, so, we need to do something to them both at approximately the same time." And then back to Kero. "Something like, maybe have Windy attack one and Shadow attack the other?"
Theo snorts. "Well, if I could duplicate myself..." he says, then smirks.
He shakes his head, then continues, "So, how similar do the things have to be? Like, two punches at about the same time, or like them both being shocked by electricity from the same cable, or like... using some sort of sonic boom? Not that I have any way how we'd do that."
"Two symmetrical punches would work," he says, trying to distract the teenage boys from teenage boy conversation. "I think electricity doesn't need to be from the same cable, probably, if it's simultaneous, and the sonic boom would need to be from the same distance from the two of them."
Theo thinks for a bit. "I'm not having any super great ideas about how to apply this. Like, maybe if we got some people who were super good at coordinating attacks, but I have no idea where we'd find them or if I really want to include them?"
He rolls his eyes. Stupid magic system can't be easy, can it.
Theo smiles at his dad, grabs Sadde's hand, and starts dragging him over to the stairs. "We should probably get to doing some homework now, shouldn't we, Sadde?"
Plus, he might be a little excited. He does not want to be excited anywhere near his dad, thank you very much.
"Uh-huh," he says. "And I suppose the winged guardian is… really unhelpful? You ask him questions, he throws a bunch of words at you, you tangle through them all, find out he's actually said nothing of interest, and then he gets offended at the suggestion?" He thinks for a second. "Maybe he also has some fixation on, I don't know, brightly-coloured things? Since he's a winged stuffed bear and all. Possibly gets comically angry?"
He shrugs. "It'd be nice if we knew some way to find out more about this, but we also don't know where the other magicians are, who presumably exist, somewhere." He rolls his eyes, again. "Oh, and I have some weird speed-running thing, which is kinda on the fritz because of course it is, the magic can't just be nice."
"So, they're totally immortal to everything you could possibly do to them that's not magical? I have no idea how I'd get one, but a taser comes to mind. Or some sort of sonic weapon, if you have ear protection, or even a BB gun or rifle or something if you get two people with good timing?"
"So you don't even need a knife, right." He tilts his head. "So this sounds like a plan that would probably work, then, using the Sword and duplicating your attacks with the Shadow. Unless either of them fails in some way that it doesn't seem like they actually will, you should be fine?"
"Well, if you find it at night or in a dark room, you could use torches to do the two separate things? Or, since there aren't three of you, maybe just use one torch to cast out a shadow to attack one of them, and then, as you say, you could arrange to move so the two are in one shadow by getting up close to one."
No! They're running directly towards him and now they have booped his forehead, and Theo feels another boop on his back, and now both are running away, giggling.
"Yeah, there are two of us, nice to sort-of meet you."
Meanwhile, Tyler's thought process goes something like this: You're really kinda frustrating, I would really like to kick you, can I trade you in for another guardian, and how, seriously, just how can somebody who is the guardian of the cards be so stupidly incompetent?
"I will take that as a no. I guess we'll have to go buy some, then, unless Sadde happens to conveniently have some rope on-hand? And we'll have to find the Twin." He sighs. "You know, it'd be convenient if I had come with some sort of homing feature with which to find them."
"I mean, I don't think the copies are going to agree to this, but they could pretend they have amnesia and go get into some sort of system. That's almost certainly not the best idea, though, since probably two or three are past the age of sixteen." He looks down. "But I don't know what we're gonna tell them."
"He is," says Tyler, laughing a bit. "You know, I feel like this is some sort of karma – he gets to continue being a magical girl, whereas I just get some frustrating touch phobia. And potentially get made to not exist." Bit more of a grimace now. "It's just wonderful. I really love this magic system."
"Oh, I guess we didn't mention – the Twin created us, using magic, but if it gets stopped, it's possible it'll stop that. Because apparently we might not be permanent creations, since we were created before it was trapped, though it's possible we're permanent."
Sorry about that.
Sadde starts trying to distract the Twin, using the rope around one of them at a time, who always seems to somehow escape. "Get Windy here, too, and set up the shadows! You're allowed to have ideas, too!"
One of the halves of the Twin decides to start running towards Tyler and Theo, an evil grin on its face.
Theo: not panicking. Look how much he isn't panicking. He's telling the Shadow to shadow the rope, and then he's turning on his torch and trying to figure out how to angle a shadow properly, and he's trying to evade the Twin because really right now he doesn't want yet another copy.
Tyler, actually, is now on the other side of Sadde so he can shine his torch from there, thank you very much, because he thought that it would be better to have two different angles for the Shadow to attack through, on account of the Twins not literally being in the same place.
But sure, Sadde, just complain about Tyler. That's fine.
Is this the point where Tyler complains about genre savviness? Because you don't tempt fate by saying that it won't be as easy at this, even if that's a super stupid superstition, because you know what, they have literal magic, they are practically in a story already.
But whatever. He won't, because that wouldn't help anyone right now. He'll just stand off to the side right now.
"… Uh, is that a conscious thing they can choose to do, though, because Kero made it sound kinda like that was autom—" he starts, then decides that really that's not helpful. "Okay, yeah, sure, uh."
He turns to the Twins. "Could you just not get rid of the things you copied when I capture you? Since we already have you tied up and all?"
"… Uh, yeah, I was being really obtuse – did you say you found two more? I didn't realise you'd actually– spoken to them properly." He frowns. "Did you find out – there was that other person who was maybe copied? Did you find out for sure if they were copied or are we just pretty sure they weren't since you only found two copied people, or…?"
"Hi there," says Theo. "This is about your twin. I don't know if you knew, but, well, I didn't have one until earlier today, and you… well, you didn't until then either, and then recently he disappeared, and we'd really love not to leave him dead."
Was that a bit much? It might well have been a bit much.
"I think it's, er, your choice, then? Since he. Is kinda you," Sadde says.
"He is—was—different," the boy says, helplessly.
"Well, yes, that's what the Twin does—" The boy grimaces. "...do you want to just forget magic exists and for us to go away," Sadde asks/states.
"Yes, please," the boy replies, looking relieved that someone else suggested it.
Then they get to the second person's house and Theo rings the doorbell, as before.
Yes, hello, we're just a huge mass of people including two sets of twins, hi there, no, we're not selling anything, no, we're not offering you a copy of some holy book, yes, we are here to talk about magic.
Great sales pitch or whatever. He hopes he doesn't have to put it to use.
"Baaaasically there are some weird non-sentient card things that sort of act kinda like people but don't seem to think they are people. And they allow you to do magic if you have them and are magic. And if nobody has them, they go around doing magic to… lots of stuff. Which is potentially bad. Like the Twin, today."
"It can also make you shapeshift, control the elements, light and darkness, make things stop existing, conjure things, make you fly, float, or jump, lock places, cut things, protect things from being cut, et cetera, and that's just the cards, which were created via non-card magic, ssssooooo yeah. Maybe we should actually look into that, a bit."
"Well, erm, first order of business is, I suppose, what to do. I assume Mr. Farron was okay with Tyler from his very monosyllabic answer, but there's still the matter of... I mean, I dunno, if I were in any of your places I'd want to know as much as I could about magic and get in on it and stuff?"
"Okay, right, so do you have any idea how we might get started on it, even? Like, is it just a superhuge amount of meditation and then blindly fumbling my way through some stuff? Or do you not even have, like, any idea of how, is this a thing that we're gonna have to guess and hope at."
"You also have Twin, now," Juniper points out, then she and Willow lean forward to look at it, too. It is quite the list.
"Yeah, um. I can probably sleep on the floor in Jess's room? We've probably got a blow-up bed somewhere. I'm not sure what to do about my lack of legal identity, or like, school and stuff. I mean, it's not like I'm technically signed up for any GCSEs or anything, so, I also won't have any qualifications or anything." She shrugs and looks a bit sad about it.
"Okay, so– um, I don't actually know what magic stuff specifically? Like, Kero doesn't seem to know much about sorcery or whatever, and I only know about meditation – which is apparently really difficult for people who aren't the Cardcaptor – as for magic things that don't actually use the cards, other than my weird glitchy super-almost-speed thing that I still really need to test."