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Theo and Sadde in Cardcaptorverse
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It's been a few days since Laura got out the hospital, and nothing important or interesting has happened. Except for Theo and Sadde having just captured a new card, Glow, though that's debatably quite boring. Theo turns to Sadde, as though she might have the answers. "Okay, seriously, a card that glows? First it's wind, then it's a huge bird, then you have a blue lizard, there's a bloody Easter bunny, then a shadow, then a sword, and now a card that glows?"

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"That's not news, you already knew there was a card that glows."

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"Yes, but I didn't actually think, oh, of course, it's a card that does nothing but glowing."

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"That's entirely your fault," she says, and takes his hand. "But hey, it worked out fine, it wasn't terrorising anyone, given that the last card almost killed my mum I'm pretty okay with capturing one that likes prettying faires up."

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Theo looks a little guilty at that. "Yeah, I get that. It just seems like a dramatic change."

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"There's a card that makes flowers, one that makes bubbles, and then one that makes things disappear forever. That's bound to happen."

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"Yeah, I guess. I'm still not really used to the whole idea," he says. "How about we go back to the faire? We didn't really get much of a chance to look around."

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"Sure!" She kisses him on the cheek.

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Back to the faire they go, still holding hands.

Oh, look, some cuddly toys. Theo points at them, and asks Sadde quietly, "What do you think Kero would say about one of them?"

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His tiny head pops out of Theo's bag, as usual. "I heard my name."

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"Oh, hi there! I was just saying that it's a shame you're stuck in the bag."

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He pokes his tongue out at Theo.

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"Yes and given that we don't want people to see a talking stuffed toy, can you get back inside?"

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He sighs but does.

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"So, anything catching your interest?"

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She looks around and: "Ooh, candy floss!"

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"Ooh!"

So Theo goes over and buys some. Returning, he offers it to Sadde.

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Yay candy floss! Om nom—well, not exactly om nom, but something along those lines.

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How about 'mm'?

Oh look, some pretty stands selling assorted items. Theo looks around a bit, and sees if there's anything in particular that holds Sadde's attention.

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There's a really pretty keychain there, with a tiny silver padlock on it!

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Oh, is there? Why, that's interesting. It does look pretty, and it's within his means. Would Sadde like it?

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Well, she's probably not going to buy it herself, and Theo shouldn't be spending money on stuff like that on her account.

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Well, in that case, Theo will get it anyway. He hopes she likes it.

Et voilà.

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Well, she'll have to kiss him for that, then, won't she?

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She most certainly can!

Aww, look at Theo, blushing. Aww!

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"You are adorable," she declares.

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Grin. "Thanks. You're pretty great."

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"I know!"

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He laughs and takes her hand again.

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And they continue walking around the faire, looking at pretty things.

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They see a variety of things – faires are good for that – then leave the faire behind them.

Theo leans in for a kiss, saying "Bye then."

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She kisses him back. "Bye. Thank you for the keychain!"

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"I'm glad you like it!"

And then they go their separate ways.

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That they do!

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When Theo gets back to his house, he waves to his dad and goes upstairs to his room. Putting his bag down, he asks Cerberus, "Anything important I'm forgetting, before I go meditate?"

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"Like what?" the stuffed bear asks, floating out of his bag.

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"I'll take that as a no, then."

So he grabs the Key, turns it into the lovely pink staff, pulls the cards out of his bag, sits on the floor, and starts to meditate.

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It's been taking progressively less time for him to get into the right mindset! ...maybe not noticeably so, but still.

Soon he sees his cards, Windy, Jump, Sword, Shadow, and Glow, floating around himself.

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Yay for efficiency.

Is there anything interesting about them? What does Glow look like?

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Like a fairy!

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Of course it does.

The meditation continues.

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The cards' meanings and emotions start becoming clearer as he does, some more complex than others. The Sword's chains hold it, taut, and although ascribing it enough personality to call it malicious would be ill-advised, it does seem to be pretty one-track. Glow is almost as simple as Sword, all she really wants is to make pretty fairy lights. There's not much new or of import about any of them; perhaps Windy respects him a little bit more, perhaps Shadow is less reluctant to follow him.

And at the edge of his awareness, in the distance, a soft fiery light.

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Yeah, Glow and Sword seem pretty one-track; that's hardly surprising, though it is somewhat worrying.

A fiery light? Can he find out more?

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Yes! It's Sadde. Very faint, he doesn't have enough resolution to make it out from this distance, but it's definitely Sadde.

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Oh, that's good.

He just keeps meditating, waiting to see if any more details arise.

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Nope.

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Oh well. He'll just do this for a while. It's kinda relaxing.

 

Eventually, though, he gets bored, and stops meditating. He yawns and looks surprised. "How long's it been?"

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"An hour."

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"Really? That's kinda surprising."

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"I knew I made the right choice when I made you cardcaptor!"

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"What do you mean? I'm not sure that meditating for a while really shows how great a cardcaptor I am..."

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"It shows you have affinity with your cards!"

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"Ohhkay." Time to ignore Kero again, it would seem.

He yawns again, and checks his watch. It's not even particularly late, but apparently capturing Glow tired him out...?

Oh well. It's time for Theo to sleep, it would also seem.

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And the following day, after school:

ding dong.

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Ooh, who could that possibly be.

Theo goes to the door, opens it, and greets Sadde with a kiss. "Hey! How was your day?"

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"Kinda boring! How was yours?"

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"Also kinda boring! Buuut I have a fun thing planned. Pick a flavour! Chocolate, coffee, mocha, cheesecake, Victoria sponge... I am totally drawing a blank on any more types of cake..."

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"What's Victoria sponge?"

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"... Are you serious? What are you, foreign? Regular sponge-cake with jam between two layers and also usually cream."

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She shrugs. "I'm not super into sweets. That sounds tasty, though."

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"Like... seriously. Okay, well, I guess we're doing a Victoria sponge!"

Into the kitchen they go. His dad is still at work. Theo sets the oven to 180 (Celsius). "Right, well, since it's your first time doing it, I guess I'll just have to make it seem more exciting than it already is. ... I'm not really sure how."

He pulls out some butter, caster sugar, and a mixing bowl. The other ingredients will be retrieved eventually.

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"I'm sure you'll manage."

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Realising it would probably be easier if she could see a recipe, he fetches a small cookbook that mentions something about a sponge, and directs her to weigh out the correct quantities of the sugar and butter. Look, here are some weighing scales. So exciting, woo!

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Terribly! She'll be over here, following instructions.

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And now you have to cream the butter and the sugar together, with this whisk.

... Yep, you still have to do it.


... Yep, even more. It needs to be "white and fluffy".

(Theo gets out some eggs, breaks them into a bowl, and starts beating them.)

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And she continues following instructions!

"Is the part where this becomes exciting soon?"

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"Iiiiif you want to eat some of the mixture, yes, it absolutely is!"

Is it white and fluffy yet? ... No, apparently not, because it takes ages to become white and fluffy. It's close, though! Theo tells her as such.

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She continues trying to make the thing white and fluffy. "I am going to eat some of the mixture, then!"

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"Okay then!"

He fetches a couple of teaspoons, and oh look, good timing, it's basically white and fluffy. He can't be bothered to wait any longer. They can have a taste and then gradually add the egg, woo!

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Woo! She has no idea what she's doing but now it's tasty and therefore interesting!

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It's fine, Theo can do the eggs. "How about you weigh out some flour? It's in that cupboard," he suggests, and then he points out said cupboard.

Then mixing in the eggs, and not letting it curdle.

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"Sure." She goes weigh out some flour, and...

She's definitely not super good with her hands. Now there's a non-negligible quantity of flour all over her.

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Oops. He really should've thought about aprons.

Laughing at the mess, he stops mixing the mixture, gets two cloths from by the sink, then hands one to her and starts to wipe down the work-surface.

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"Sorry," she giggles, and boops him on the nose with a flour-covered fingertip.

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Theo blows some air out his nose, shaking his head a bit, then uses his hand to brush it off. "Having fun there?" he asks, smiling.

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"You could say that."

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He takes the flour over to the mixing bowl, finishes off adding the eggs, then folds in the flour (with a metal spoon, thank you very much).

"I actually learnt this from my mum. She's pretty good at cooking when she's not being a workaholic."

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"Oh. Really? I'd thought she. Um. Wasn't around. Anymore."

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He gives her a confused look at that. "She and my dad split up, ages ago. She works, like, literally all the time. I went over and stayed at her place in the summer and hardly saw her, and I was there for like a week and a half."

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"Yeah, just, this is literally the first time you've mentioned her."

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"... Is it? Huh."

Oh look, the mixture is ready; Theo doesn't have to dwell. Would Sadde like to eat some? Because Theo would. Nom.

(He gets out two cake tins and starts putting mixture in them.)

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Nom...? "You okay?"

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"Huh? Yeah, I'm fine, just didn't realise how little I mentioned her."

(And into the oven they go, set timer, woo.)

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"Yeah."

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"So. We have about 20-25 minutes to kill. Any ideas?"

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"We could make out," she suggests.

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"Yes, we could. What a great idea."

How convenient that they're so nearby.

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Eeee makeouts!

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Eee is a good response! Theo likes it.

Mmm.

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Mmm indeed! They should probably be careful with the kitchen utensils around, though.

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If she's jumping on countertops, sure, but otherwise probably not.

Will they burn the whole 20 minutes away on kissing? It's a definite possibility.

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Maybe!

...nah, she'll pull away and ask, "So what brought this on?"

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"Kissing? Or the cake?"

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"The cake, I brought the kissing on."

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"I thought it'd be nice to do something different. Less involving annoying magic and life-or-death situations, and more... cake-making."

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"Well, it's cute. You're cute. I should kiss you for it."

And she does!

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Theo thinks Sadde is cute, too! Such a great coincidence.

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Isn't it?

Now for some wandering hands, not all of them above the waist, just because she can.

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Ooh. Well, in that case, there will be wandering hands over both of them, because he can, too.

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Yes, they can easily kill the remaining however many minutes with that.

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And then the timer goes, and Theo pulls away to go check on the cakes.


They are done! He gets them out and places them on the top of the cooker to cool.

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"What's next? Did you mention jam?"

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"I did! I did mention jam. In fact, so does the book."

He gets out some strawberry jam and some cream, and then another bowl and washes off the mixing beaters. "Do you wanna whip it or should I? I know, really exciting."

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"I feel like there should be some innuendo here."

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"I just said 'whip it', and I can't think of an obvious one for that. Such a lost opportunity." He sighs dramatically. "So: you or me?"

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She giggles. "You go ahead, you have more experience whipping it than I do. Yes, I did it!"

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He laughs and covers his face. "Are you sure that was even an innuendo?"

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"It sounds innuendo-y, especially if I make this face while I'm saying it. 'You have more experience whipping it than I do.'"

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Can he cover his face more? Somehow, yes. "Okay, yeah. Don't do that when my dad gets back, please?"

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She puts two fingers on his chest and takes a step closer to him—she's shorter than him in this shape—and asks, "Or what?"

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"Or I will be absolutely mortified?"

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"I know. I want you to convince me that that's something I don't want."

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"I... don't think I can?"

He seems slightly worried. Surely she wouldn't... actually...?

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She giggles and wraps her arms around his neck. "I won't tease you in front of your dad, however much I may like seeing you blush."

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"Thanks," he says, uncovering his face and turning his head to kiss her. "Maybe we should actually do the filling for the cake?"

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"Probably. And it should probably be you, I don't have great cooking skills."

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"Okay, but at the moment it's just whipping some cream."

Cream, meet bowl. Mixer, meet cream.

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"More than I usually do!"

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"Really? What's your dinner usually, just microwaved stuff?"

Mix mix.

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"Well, no, but I don't usually bake cakes."

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Theo shrugs.


The cream is now whipped, the cakes have cooled, and he can now assemble it! It's basically just putting jam and cream on the top of one, then placing the other cake on top.

"Et fini! That wasn't so bad, was it?"

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"No, it wasn't. My favourite part was the baking."

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He sticks out his tongue, then fetches a knife and cuts two slices. And gets plates. Plates are possibly a good idea.

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Yes, eating that cake with hands is probably bound to end in disaster.

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Who said anything about cutlery? (Or whatever spoons/small forks are.)

Nom.

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Um. Okay, then.

Om nom.

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"Do you want a spoon?" he says after a bit, laughing.

Here, Sadde. Have a spoon.

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"You are a meanie," she says, accepting the spoon. "I might have to mortify you when your father's around to punish you."

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"Ha, punish me? Why? I'm an angel who does no wrong."

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"Not if I can help it."

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"Oh, really? Do you have anything specific in mind?"

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"Perhaps I do."

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"Are you gonna share with the class?"

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"Is your dad going to be home soon?"

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"Prooobably..." he says, then looks at the clock. "In a quarter of an hour? I'm sure he'll be thrilled we made cake, and we can cut it into two for you to take some home."

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"In that case I suppose we'll never find out."

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"Oh no. Maybe you'll just have to tell me some other time. But we have cake!"

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She giggles. "I'm trying to seduce you, here, can you play along?"

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"I could, but like I said, fifteen minutes."

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"Hmm... Maybe I could do something we'll both regret in under fifteen minutes."

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"I'm sure there are lots of things you could do that we'd both regret. There are probably also lots of things you could do that neither of us would regret."

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"Yes, but where's the fun in those?"

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"The fact we wouldn't regret them?" he sort-of-asks.

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"But the risk of regretting it is half the fun."

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"The risk might be. The actual regretting them... nnno. I don't even know what you have in mind!"

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Sadde opens her mouth to say something—

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—and is interrupted by a sudden stuffed bear: "You were baking cake and you didn't even invite me?!"

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Theo laughs. "It's not like we ate it all!"

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"Well I want some!"

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"Sure. My dad will be back soon, though, so either eat it quickly or go to my room."

He cuts Cerberus a slice and... leaves it on the cake plate, because he doesn't know if the bear plans on grabbing it in his hands or what. He'll probably find a way.

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Kero looks at him expectantly, as if waiting for more cake.

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... Okay. He can have a bigger slice. How's double? Because double is the most that Kero's getting.

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That's quite good for him! He grabs the plate and manages to balance it above his head, and floats back upstairs.

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"That was actually pretty impressive."

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He keeps looking in the direction Cerberus left. "Yeah. I'm kinda worried he's gonna drop it."

Turning back to Sadde, he raises an eyebrow and says, "So. You were saying?"

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No telltale noises seem to indicate dropped dishes, so presumably Kero's fine.

She glances at the clock, and sighs. "Doesn't matter all that much, I definitely don't have the time."

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"Oh, okay."

He cuts the remaining cake in half, then places the parts into two separate containers, one of which goes over by the bread bin.

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"But for the record..."

She walks up to him and stands on her tiptoes and whispers to Theo what she had planned. Not because anyone else can hear, but because this is the sort of thing best whispered.

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Theo opens his mouth, then covers it with a hand, looking very conflicted.

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"But alas, we probably don't have enough time."

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He opens his mouth again, then smirks and asks, "Don't we?"

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She glances at the clock again, then asks, "Do we?"

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"I mean. We could always try."

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She boops his nose. "I remember you saying that you didn't want to do something we'd regret," she shrugs.

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"Well, I mean, I don't think we'd regret it."

He looks at the clock. "Okay, no, maybe we'd regret it."

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"We could always go to your room..."

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"Yeaaaah... And Kero can just fly away somewhere?"

Why is he even arguing this? He has no idea.

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"He'll be annoyed with us."

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"That... does not motivate me to stop this."

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"I know."

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"I guess he'll just have to be annoyed," Theo says, giving Sadde a look.

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"Would you do that to the poor thing?" She leans back and folds her arms, half-smiling.

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Theo raises an eyebrow and leans in to kiss her.

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That doesn't actually answer her question but it's not like she minds because: kiss!

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Kiss indeed!

And then, in a pause, he says, "Yes. I would."

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"Weeeell, you'll have to be the one to kick him out of the room, I couldn't break his heart so."

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"Fine," he says, possibly too cheerily.

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She giggles.

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Theo leads her upstairs, goes into his room, and says, "Sorry, Kero. We're kicking you out."

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Kero is 3/4 through his cake. "What? Why?"

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"You're a smart toy, I'm sure you can guess."

And then, to make the point even further, he kisses Sadde.

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She giggles and returns the kiss.

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"Ew!" he says, and floats his cake out the window.

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And so they are actually risking it.

... Well, it's not much of a risk unless his dad comes straight up to his room to see him.

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Yes, not that much of a risk, all things considered! So, let's see if she's accurate in her expectations, yes?

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Theo has no complaints. Exactly zero complaints.

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Good! Zero is the best number of complaints.

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Theo agrees! So much agreement, right here.

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Perfect.

So, will she be proven correct in the assessment of her own skills?

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She will be. She will be shown to be very accurate in her assessment. Theo's knees might be a little weak.

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Good! Very good. She likes being correct.

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"You are great," he says, then kisses her. "Have I told you that?"

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"Probably, but I like hearing it anyway!" And she kisses him back, maybe pressing him against the wall a little bit.

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Theo: is totally okay with that! Look just how okay he is with that.

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She knows. It's why she's doing it.

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Sadde might be able to hear the front door open from where they are. Theo doesn't notice it.

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She pulls away to say, "Your dad's home."

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"Ugh," he says, making sure he's presentable.

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"Your fly's open."

(It's not.)

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He looks down to check, then gives her a look. "Ha."

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She giggles and kisses him again.

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Kiss.

"That was actually pretty good timing."

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"What can I say, I'm that good."

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No disagreement here.

"Should we go show my dad the cake?"

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"Sure!"

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So they go downstairs.

Theo asks his dad if he wants a slice of cake, he says yes, Theo gets him a slice, then his dad eats it.

"Sadde helped me! Apparently she hasn't had Victoria sandwich before," says Theo.

"Really?" asks William (Theo's dad).

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She shrugs. "Yeah. Not too into sweets. Or food in general."

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"Oh, okay," he says.

Apparently that's all he has to add, because he goes back to watch some TV in the other room.

"So. Got any ideas for what we should do?" Theo asks Sadde.

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"Not really! Or, well, too many to count. We could watch a movie, cuddle and read books, play cards, make out..."

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"How about cuddling and a movie?"

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"Sounds good to me!"

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"What do you want to watch? Any genre in particular please-not-a-musical?"

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"...please-not-a-musical? Theo I think we need to break up."

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"I'm not saying I'll never watch a musical with you."

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"No but you're implying musicals are... bad?" she asks, mock-horrified.

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"They're not all bad...?" he says, trying to sound convincing.

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"Oh my god!" she says, throwing her arms up in the air, turning around, and stalking off.

...to Theo's bedroom, but it's still elsewhere.

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Theo stands there for a few moments, not really sure what to do, then follows her.

In his room: "I'm... sorry?"

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Then she pushes him against a wall again (because she can pick up on subtle hints about what kinds of things he likes), leans in really close, and asks, "Are you? Are you really? I'm just... not feeling it."

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Okay, well, this is somewhat exciting, but he's a little worried. "I thought you already knew I wasn't a great fan of musicals."

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She giggles. "Maybe, but that wouldn't have been as fun." She kisses him. "Let's go watch a movie."

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Theo presents Sadde with a list of options, and together they pick a nice romcom. He sets up the laptop to play it, and then brings it over to his bed.

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Snuggle! Movie!

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Snuggles indeed!

... The movie isn't as bad as he expected.

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Sadde likes romcoms, as a matter of fact, and she'll be peppering Theo with the occasional kiss when the mood strikes.

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Theo will try not to get too distracted by the kisses, because it would obviously be terrible if they missed some of the plot.

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They're very chaste pecks, definitely not meant to distract.

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Of course they are.

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They are! They can wait until after the movie to not be.

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That's fine.


Eventually the movie ends. "So. That wasn't as bad as I was expecting."

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She hugs him. "I liked it!"

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He hugs her back. "Even though it wasn't a musical? I'm shocked."

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"Oh shut up," she says, and starts kissing his neck.

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"If you're gonna do that," he starts, then makes a bit of a noise, "– when I tease you, I'm," (another noise) "– gonna keep doing it."

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"Oh no, that's terrible, I should stop."

She doesn't.

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"No y'really shouldn't," he says, getting it all out in a rush. Then he makes another noise.

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"But I'm corrupting your virtue," she deadpans, and nibbles.

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"Ummmmno, it's already gone."

And he is melting. Wow. Isn't this a surprise.

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"Oh, well, in that case," snogging!

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Snogging!

He's still a little bit melty, what with being between a wall and Sadde.

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She is so surprised. She was not expecting this reaction at all.

She'll continue doing it.

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Theo was not expecting the reaction to be quite as strong as it was. But it was.

Mmkisses.

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She should try some lip nibbling.

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She should! If she does, that will also get lots of approval, as it has done in the past!

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She's full of good ideas today, isn't she. Ooh, wandering hands.

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Turns out Theo is totally fine with Sadde being the one to initiate things.

So okay.

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Perfect! She likes initiating things.

You know what she also likes? Skin contact. She thinks his shirt should be gone.

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Oh, sure. His shirt can easily be gone. Watch it disappear.

What about hers?

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Oops, would you look at that, it's gone, too.

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So surprising. So very surprising.

Theo starts nibbling on Sadde's neck.

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She definitely doesn't mind that! Watch her not minding that.

(And listen to the noises she's making while she's not minding that.)

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Noises are good. Theo is encouraged by noises.

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He should be, that's (partially) what they're there for!

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Partially? You mean they're not all for him?

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They're not at all voluntary, so no, not all for him. They're certainly because of him, however.

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Well. If he were able to hear the narration, he'd definitely like the sound of that, but as is he has to make do with the 'subtle' fact that they're being made when he does things.

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Yes, he can probably pick up on that fact.

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He can!

Wandering hands aren't just a one-sided thing, either.

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Eventually Sadde has to put clothes on and go home.

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Well, that's sad, but it's not the first time Theo's had to be without her.


He starts listening to some music on his phone.

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And then his phone rings.

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Theo notices, sees it's Sadde, and then answers it. "Hi!"

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"Hi! So, I think I found a Clow Card."

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"... Do you need my help?"

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"No, I called you to brag, yes I need your help. Remind me, there was a 'lock' card, wasn't there?"

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"Uh, yeah?" Theo responds. "Kero!" he shouts. Where did the bear get to? He goes over to his notebook quickly and looks up what they were told about Lock.

... Turns out it wasn't much. "It's under Earthy and can 'lock a place and seal it off', not that that's very helpful. What's happened?"

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There's the bear! He'd been taking a nap. "What's up?"

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"It's locked Mum inside the apartment. I've been trying to call her but apparently it blocks mobile phone signal, too."

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"The Lock is what's up," he tells Kero. "It's locked Sadde's mum in their apartment."

He grabs his bag and then says to Sadde, "I don't remember where you live – can you send me directions or something?"

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"Then you should go capture it!"

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"Sure, I'll text you the address and directions," she says, and hangs up to do just that.

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So Theo waits for Kero to get in his bag, then goes downstairs, says to his dad that he'll 'be back in a bit', and starts in the direction that he remembers, awaiting the further directions.

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There they are!

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And so they'll quickly arrive at Sadde's place.

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There she is, locked outside, sitting on the ground and playing on her phone. She looks up and says, "Hi."

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"Kero, do you have any idea how we can find it and stop it? If it's in there..."

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"It should be in a lock..."

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"In a lock? Like, as a key?"

Sadde presumably would have noticed, but Theo goes up to the door to check anyway.

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The lock looks completely fine and there's nothing in it. "Didn't look like anything was there."

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"Not as a key. It'd be invisible."

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"... But it would still feel like something? Would it just totally block the lock, or what? C'mon, that's not helpful!"

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"None of my keys worked, and there was this—look, I'll show you."

She grabs her key and inserts into the lock and tries to turn. Not only does it refuse to, but what appears to be a... forcefield, or energy barrier, briefly flashes around the door when she tries.

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"Did you try using Change on it? I'm guessing it wouldn't work, but it might."

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"Yes, but—"

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"You can't use Change on magical things."

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"... Ugh." Stupid limitations. "Maybe the Shadow could let us do something under the door? Probably not?"

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"Dunno, you could try?"

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So he gets out the key, magics it into a staff, and then calls upon Shadow.

"Can you get something under the door?"

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The Shadow tries, but ultimately fails to get inside.

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Theo returns the Shadow to card form. "I mean, as a last resort, I could probably get Jump and see if I can batter down the door. I might want to have some sort of protection in case it doesn't work, though."

So. He's got Windy, Jump, Shadow, Sword, and Glow. Sadde has Change and Fly. "... Or I could try to slice between the door and the frame with the Sword? If you don't mind me probably damaging the door, that is."

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"Doesn't your magic key do anything?"

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"I... had not thought of that. As far as I know it was in the book or something, and then just appeared when Kero ambushed me into a contract."

He makes the staff back into a key, and sees if it'll go in the lock.

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As it approached the lock, it reshapes itself to fit it perfectly.

Except that doesn't work either.

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"...that's strange, if the Lock was inside that lock the key should have displaced it."

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"... So the key is magical in ways other than 'is secretly a magical staff'. Right. So do we have any idea where the Lock actually is? ... Should I try meditating?"

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"You could try!"

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"As far as I know that's the only lock that leads to the apartment..."

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"I will try meditating then..."

So he makes the key into a staff again, sits down, and closes his eyes with his bag (of cards) on his lap.

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After he's managed, he'll be able to see the Lock very clearly. It's a bubble around Sadde's apartment, blocking his view of the inside completely.

And there's a knot, a source to the bubble. It's on the other side of the apartment... where a window would probably be.

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... He stops meditating and asks Sadde, "Do you happen to have Fly on you? Please tell me you do, because otherwise I'm going to have to try using Jump."

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"...yes?"

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"It's on the other side of the apartment. Presumably in a window," he says to Sadde. Then he asks Kero: "If I give Sadde the key, can she use it to open the window?"

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"No, only you can use the key."

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...

"Can I have Fly then, Sadde?"

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"Only if you let me watch."

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He keeps smiling, though it might be a bit forced now. "Of course, darling," he says. "Now, can I have the card?"

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"Here," she says, and grabs it from her bag. "You be good to him, okay?" she tells the card before handing him it.

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It's not gonna bite him. It's just a card. He takes it and goes out of the building, trying to see which window corresponds to Sadde's apartment.

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It's not hard to find, and it is indeed closed.

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She follows him! That she wants to see.

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Of course she does.

So he manifests Fly, somewhat desperately hoping it doesn't attach wings to the staff again.

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Ha.

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Okay. Well, he's already committed himself to this, and if anyone looks, they will hopefully believe they're seeing things. Except Sadde, of course. And Kero. Whatever.

He gets on the staff like it's a magical broomstick, and feels utterly ridiculous. But no, it would be worse to back out now. So. How does this thing go?

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It's actually pretty smooth sailing. All he needs to do is think about where he wants to go, and oop, there he is.

(And thankfully for secrecy, they're in a somewhat secluded alley, not a whole lot of people will be able to spot them.)

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(Well, that's good.)

He flies up to the window, hangs off it, changes the staff back into the key, and tries it. It almost seems too easy.

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A strong wind starts pushing him away from the window when he tries the key, coalescing into a whirlwind.

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Okay, well, he still has his bag, so he can just manoeuvre around slightly, make the key into a staff again, then awkwardly throw out Windy's card with his fingertips and summon her, can't he? "Windy, stop the wind!"

Wow, he still feels stupid, saying things like that. And it's really annoying, having to explain what he wants each time he summons a card.

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It tries!

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There's no more wind, however, because as soon as Theo stops trying to use the key, that wind coalesces into a floating winged lock, which proceeds to disappear inside the window's keyhole.

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"Ugh!" he exclaims, then wills the staff to return to a key form, asks Windy to help support him if possible, and tries to unlock the window again.

It's a good thing he's got great upper arm strength, isn't it? Kinda weird, really.

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That strong wind again and—

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—Windy seems unable to do anything about it.

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"The Lock is a special card! You can't use Windy on it!"

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Sadde's watching this all from the ground and asks, "Couldn't you have told us this earlier?"

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Theo grunts and tries even harder to fit the key into the lock. Even though there's no obvious place to put it, the Key seems to be okay with him trying that anyway, which is weird.

There might be a little blurring, but it's a bit hard to tell.

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He does succeed—unlocking the window isn't the problem. The problem is dealing with wind strong enough to make him start to sway from where he's hanging.

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"Okay, it's unlocked!" he shouts, still trying to keep hanging on to the ledge. In case that wasn't obvious.

He tries to open the window, looking for a way to do it despite the lack of obvious handle – maybe if he pries at the edge of the window? Fortunately the ledge allows him to hang there without obstructing the way, so it's not totally impossible.

That upper arm strength is still kinda ridiculous, though.

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"What the heck do you expect me to do about it?" she calls.

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The window doesn't open easily—

—until Laura pushes it open from the inside, slowly so as not to drop Theo. "Hold on to my hand!"

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Wind, wind, very strong wind!

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He pulls himself up, again, and tries to grab ahold of her hand.

Stupid. Bloody. Lock.

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She manages to pull him in—

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—and as soon as she does the wind closes the window again and locks it.

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Right. Of course it does.

Well, nothing's horribly pressing right now, so he can just ask her, "How are you?"

Also, he presumably still has his key. If he wants to get out, he can probably just unlock the window and jump, then summon Fly so he doesn't break a leg or something.

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"Not great," she says, sitting back on her wheelchair and raising her shirt a bit to reveal the bandages where a small bloodstain's showing through.

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Rrright. Of course she's not. "Oh, right."

He stands there awkwardly for a couple of seconds, then unlocks the window to shout to Sadde. Even if the wind starts up again, he'll shout, "I'm okay, and your mum's... mostly fine!"

That might not be the most reassuring thing to say. Sadde also might not be able to hear it if there's wind.

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Yup, wind! Inside the apartment, pushing Theo away from the window and drowning out his voice.

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Oh, for pity's sake. He turns the key into a staff and tries to capture the Lock by tapping the window and/or the lock.

If this works, he's going to feel a bit stupid, and if this doesn't work he's going to be mostly out of ideas. Maybe he'll try another few card combos and one will actually work.

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Nawh.

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He makes a noise of frustration. Then he looks about and studies the scene a bit, because really, maybe this whole thing is different on the inside or there's something he can see because he's magic. Who knows.

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Not really. It's just Sadde and Laura's apartment.

"What's the plan, then?"

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"I was hoping it would be a bit more obvious after I got past the perimeter, and there would be something that I should just hit with this stick or something, but no, stupid magic system has to be stupid." He makes a noise of frustration, then looks at her and realises he's being unhelpful. "Sorry."

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"It's alright. What magic do we have at our disposal?"

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"Uhm." He checks his bag to see which cards are available, and then says, "This stick that also becomes a weird key, a card that does wind, a card that does flying, one that does jumping, one that does shadows, a card that does small glowing stuff, aaand..." He hesitates a bit, then finishes with, "The Sword."

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She doesn't seem to harbour the Sword any ill will. Well, she doesn't react to it either way. "You used the Shadow pretty creatively the other day, it doesn't just do shadows. What other kinds of uses do these cards have?"

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"Well, Windy and Shadow sorta did that themselves. They basically seem to do lots of things that fit inside that sort of general idea, or that kind of scope. I tried getting Windy to control sound, but that was a no because I don't have enough control, and Shadow can apparently generate shadows and also use them to move things...?"

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"And your key can be used to temporarily displace—"

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She's interrupted by a knock on the door. "Mum? Theo?"

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"Wh-" he starts, then starts moving doorwards because why is he expressing surprise audibly, that's not helpful. He tries to open the door, and says, "Yeah, we're here."

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Door's still locked.

"Are you alright?"

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"Fine, dear. We were brainstorming ways to get out of this." She looks at Theo. "Have you tried using the key on this door instead of that window? Why did you even go to the window?"

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"Do you mean just now or earlier?" he asks, shrinking the staff into the Key and trying it on the door. "Because just now, I wanted to shout that we're okay, and because earlier, the front door didn't work."

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Nope. Key doesn't work.

"Earlier, but it's very inconvenient that it didn't work. Why did it work on the window?"

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"Because the Lock is there. So the front door didn't work last time. And this door didn't work, again, because obviously the Lock isn't in this door, still, it's in the window. Ugh."

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"Hmm, and your wind card doesn't work. But needing to be in an actual keyhole sounds like something we could exploit."

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"Any idea how? I mean, slicing it off with the Sword might work – I don't remember if Kero vetoed that idea – but that's not a great first option."

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"What idea?" Kero calls from the other side of the door.

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"Slicing off the lock that the Lock's in with the Sword. Or slicing around the window. Somehow removing it from the building by disconnecting it with the sword."

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"I would prefer not having my apartment destroyed."

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"Well, it would work."

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"Yeah, like I said, not a great first option."

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"Anyway, suppose you displaced the Lock and prevented it from entering the keyhole again?"

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"That would force it to reveal its true form and allow it to be captured."

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"Okay, but does it count as displacing it enough if I just use the key on the it? And then how do I stop it? Got an object I can try to stick against the keyhole while it tries to knock me back with wind? It's not like it's shown its true form yet."

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"When you use the key there that magical wind is the Lock."

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"We could try using the window's actual key. Speaking of which, how did you even manage to use yours on the outside?"

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"It changed into a different key when I put it near the lock, and then it clicked it open." He rolls his eyes and continues, "It just felt like it'd be okay with me opening it from the outside."

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"Let's try that, then. After we've made sure it can cause the least amount of destruction when it's revealed."

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"What, try the regular key for the window?"

He looks around but doesn't really know what to move to prevent destruction. Maybe some loose items on the sink?

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"Try your magical key, and then use the regular key to block its way back in." She wheels back to the window and looks around, hmming thoughtfully. There are in fact loose items on the sink. "How strong was the wind? Could it move the table or chairs?"

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"Yeah, it probably could. We should probably move the stuff off the sink? I don't know where to, though, so..."

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"Can you move the chairs and the table closer to the walls? And leave the vases in another room and close the doors. I'll deal with the sink." And she goes on to do that.

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"Yeah, sure," he says, and then he goes and does that.

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When he's back, she's waiting for him. "I think this wheelchair and the injury are not very awful magic friendly. Do you need any help?"

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"Uh. No, don't worry, I can do it. You might want to get out of the way, though, since it's probably going to be dangerous."

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"Okay." She hands him the key to the window and wheels herself away.

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He takes a deep breath, mentally readying himself. Which sounds kinda stupid, since he's just got to face some wind and unlock a bloody window, but still.

He uses the Key to unlock the window, bracing himself against the wind.

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Yep, that sure is a lot of wind!

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He tries to swap the keys over, so he's holding on to the magical one and the one for the window is in the window.

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It's a lot of wind. That task won't be easy, and the closer he is to succeeding, the stronger the wind pushing against him and at everything in the room.

(Good thinking, Laura, things aren't being destroyed!)

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Stupid wind, he doesn't care that you're getting stronger. It's just going to make him try harder.

He makes steady progress, blurring a little, though it would be difficult to distinguish from the wind, were anyone watching him.

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And eventually he manages to stick the key in there, blocking the Lock's access and causing the wind to take on a greenish colour as it coalesces into the shape of a padlock (much like the little keychain he had bought Sadde).

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Oof. Sudden lack of wind: not conducive to maintaining his balance. Luckily he just fell against the window.

He extends the Key into a staff – he seems to be doing this a lot, woo – and tries to strike the padlock with it, commanding it to return to its 'power confined'.

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And so it does, becoming a card again.

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There's a noise from the front door as it finally opens.

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Theo will put the card in his everpresent bag, walk out of the kitchen, and try to stay out of the way but still present.

... Where's Kero?

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Floating over there!

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"Are you alright, Mum? Did you get hurt?"

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"I'm fine, dear. I'll just need to change my bandages."

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Theo will stand here out of the way, doing very little, looking vaguely guilty.

He's not really sure why he feels guilty, but guilty he feels.

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"You're sure?"

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"I am." She eyes Theo. "You should probably go talk to your boyfriend, he looks a bit lost over there."

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She raises an eyebrow but nods, then scoots over to him.

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"No, I'm fine. I've not been locked in a house by a magical key; I'm fine, honest."

He's just looking guiltier now.

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"I didn't actually notice I was locked here until about an hour before Sadde arrived."

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Well, he's at least not getting any guiltier, but he still says, "Sorry."

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"Well, I'm going to go change my bandages," she says, and wheels out of their way.

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She wraps her arms around Theo. "Thank you for helping us."

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He looks a bit confused. "No problem? ... What else would I do?"

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"Probably nothing, but it's still nice."

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Theo smiles and hugs her back.

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"Anyway. ...are you gonna stay over? It's kinda late, but Mum would be okay if you wanted to sleep here."

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"Uh, nah, I should probably go home."

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"Yeah, I suppose," she says, and tiptoes to plant a kiss on his lips.

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Kiss!

He shouts bye to Laura, then goes to the door, and opens it. He waits for Kero to follow him, waves to Sadde, then starts walking home.

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Kero follows!

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It's been a few days since the incident with the Lock, and Theo's just got back from school. So what does he do?

He texts Sadde, of course.

Hey! How was school?

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You have one guess.

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Brrrilliant and you really wish you could go more often?

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Ha.

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Sooo, wanna come over? Maybe do some homework? :P

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Yes, that's just what I want. To do homework.

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Another text arrives a few seconds after the previous one:

Be there in thirty.

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He texts back, Okay, then decides to use his computer for a bit.

Y'know, they live in a technological age. He doesn't have to ever get bored if he has time spare to do stuff.

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His computer: runs on electricity. Shocking, right?

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Very much so.

And in approximately thirty minutes, when the doorbell presumably goes, he'll go down and open the door, greeting Sadde.

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"Hiya. Ready for homework?" he asks, planting a peck on Theo's lips.

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Aww!

"Yeah!" he says cheerfully. "What do you want to do first? Maybe maths?"

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"Nnnooo, let's save that for last, I want to end the day on a happy note."

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"Okay, so we should do the boring stuff first? Like maybe some more of this?" He kisses Sadde.

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Oh! Well, then.

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A very tiny throat is cleared in the background.

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And that tiny throat can be ignored, because Theo is in a mood.

(It's a mood for kissing.)

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It clears its throat a little bit more loudly.

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Sadde pulls away, giggling. "You know, you could've invented a better excuse to kiss me than homework. Like saying you wanted to kiss me. Hi, Kero," he adds belatedly.

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"It was more a joke than an excuse," Theo responds, still totally ignoring Kero. "But I didn't really know what I wanted to do, just that I wanted to talk to you."

He realizes what he just said and how sappy it sounded, and really tries hard not to blush. He has no idea how you try hard not to blush, but he's trying to try anyway!

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"Awwwww you're blushing!" Sadde oh-so-helpfully points out.

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Oh so helpful. As always. Sigh.

And just for that, he gets another kiss. Because it will mean he can shut up for another few seconds.

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Shutting up!

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"There's a Clow Card!"

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Theo breaks off the kiss, surprised, to ask, "What?"

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"Clow Card!" he repeats.

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"Heard that! What Clow Card, wherehow do you know, and how desperately do we need to stop it?"

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"I don't know. I just felt it."

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Sadde furrows his eyebrows. "Then... what's so urgent about it?" Pause. "Well I suppose 'cards of the apocalypse' is in general urgent, even though the Glow wasn't."

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"Okay, so how about I meditate quickly to see where it is and maybe what it is?" he asks, feeling proud that he's (for once) being sensible.

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"You can try."

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"Right," he says, pulling away from Sadde to go sit on the sofa in the living room. He's got the key on him, so he extends it into the staff and tries to detect the card through meditation.

He's really getting practiced at just focusing on himself and his magic. It sounds kinda egocentric, but he is.

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Meditation: happens.

Is slow as usual.

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It always is.

But he's used to it, so it's fine.

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The cards come alive around him as usual, the bright golden lights off Sadde's and Kero's magic becoming clearer by the second.

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And, also as usual, he continues to focus to try to find out more details about the other card.

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He sees...

...nothing. A whole lot of it.

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Even… even if he continues to meditate?

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Yup!

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What if he continues just a bit longer?

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Still nada.

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Sadde:

is doing homework. Apparently Theo's been meditating for quite some time.

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"Nope, nothing. Zilch, nada, whatever. Couldn't find it."

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"It must have gone dormant."

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Sadde looks at Kero.

(So puntable.)

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Kero is so puntable.

Theo sighs, frustrated. He gets out his phone and looks at the news, because he hasn't done that in a while, and it's possible that the card has made waves.

Who knows.

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There are a few possible relevant things, like a disappearance, workers' protests, a house fire, a duplicated fountain...

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Okay, well, the protests are probably irrelevant, the disappearance might be relevant, but it's at least not necessarily magical, and then the same goes for the house fire. He reports these things to Sadde and suggests they should possibly go check out the fountain?

He looks to see if there's any more information about it.

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There is! Apparently a copy of a small fountain in a certain park appeared next to it last night, fully functional. It's suspected to be some form of public art exhibit, but no one has claimed authorship so far.

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… Right. That sounds potentially mundane, but it's possibly probably not. He relays this information to Sadde and says, "So. Do you think this might be it? Because I think we should probably go check it out."

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"There's a card that copies things, isn't there? I remember a card that copies things."

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"Yes, the Twin."

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"Ssso that's a 'yes, we definitely need to check it out', right?" He gets up. "Should we go now, then? I can leave my dad a note to say I'm out with you or text him or something…"

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Sadde raises an eyebrow. "What about homework?"

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Theo frowns a bit. "You… you know I was joking about that, right?" He tilts his head, confused. "I've done all my homework for like, tomorrow, Friday and Monday."

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Now he raises both eyebrows. "Really? Wow, talk about a dedicated student. I hardly ever actually do homework."

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"It's not like I get much anyway? And it's all really easy, so." He shrugs. "But anyway, let's go? You should probably actually do some homework at some point, but right now cards might be a little higher priority."

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"Fffiiiine, lead the way."

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Theo rolls his eyes, but stands up and runs upstairs to fetch his bag with the cards in and everything.

He comes back down the stairs, then he says, "It's not that far away, so we should be able to get there and back pretty quickly, but how do you think we can actually work out if it is the work of the Twin? I mean, if it's a super accurate copy it's probably not just a mundane copy by someone for an art thing, but I dunno?"

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"It will have a small difference. There's always some small difference between the copy and the original that the Twin creates."

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Theo nods. "Okay, so, I think we're ready to go?" He raises his bag in evidence and then makes as if to leave.

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Kero hops into it!

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"Yeah, do let's," he says, packing his homework stuff.

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Theo raises an eyebrow, but when Sadde has indeed picked up his stuff, off they go.

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Thank god and the queen for public transportation!

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And also, y'know, the Department for Transport and the TfL, but sure, let's say god and the Queen.

But they do eventually get there after a bit of public transport and some walking and slightly awkward navigation.

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It's a park, like many other parks.

It is also a closed park.

"Er."

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"Really? It's like five or something."

Theo looks around assessingly. Can he jump a gate or something and get in anyway?

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Not without magic, he can't.

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Well, he's got Jump, so he can hop right over, and Sadde has Fly, so they should both be fine, right?

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Pretty much!

"Fly!" Sadde calls, holding said card and getting winged feet, which he uses to get in.

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"Jump," says Theo, and then he proceeds… to jump.

Indeed.

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The park is large! But not that large. Eventually they will find the duplicated fountain, with a cord around it.

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Well, that's fine, because a cord doesn't actually prevent them from looking, does it?

So he looks around it a bit, trying to spot any obvious differences between the fountains.

"This is kinda stupid," he says. "Even if we do spot a difference, this isn't, like, evidence that it's the Twin, it could just be a shoddy job."

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"Maybe you could, like, meditate around it or some such?" he asks, doing jazz-hands when he says 'meditate.'

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He rolls his eyes. "Sure."

Then he looks for a patch of cleanish ground, sits down, activates the key into a staff, and starts to meditate.

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Absolutely nothing magical whatsoever about the fountain.

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Anything magical about anything in the surrounding area? Except for his cards, Sadde, and Kero, of course.

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Nope!

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Well, in that case he will come out of his meditation, tell Sadde that there was nothing magical about the fountain, and stand up with the staff.

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"Well, that's boring. Was the fountain supposed to be magical?" he directs this question to Kero.

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"If the Twin made it, no. It's just a copy. It'll disappear once the Twin is captured, though."

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Theo tilts his head and frowns a bit. "So, we're stuffed then? There's no way to tell if it's magical unless we find the actual card, and the card is not in evidence, so we just have to wait for it to appear if it's even the cause of this?"

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"Pretty much."

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He sighs.

"Maybe we should wait a few minutes, just in case the universe decides to be nice for once and makes stuff happen conveniently."

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"Erm. Just. Like. Wait here?"

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"... Yeah? Just for a few minutes, in case anything happens – we can talk or I can play on my phone or Kero can tell us some more about Twin in case it is Twin, or we could go exploring and look for some other duplicated stuff?" He tilts his head again and seems to consider it a bit. "It was just a suggestion, since it seems a waste to come here, find nothing, and leave. "

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"Well, I mean, we can do that, but I think it's really unlikely anything useful will show up in however few minutes we stay around," he shrugs. "But, spending time together in general's nice, and here's as good a place as any."

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Theo smiles at that. "Yeah. And it's probably quite a lot more likely that it'll happen if we spend fifteen minutes here as opposed to if we spend like five."

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"Yeah." He looks at Kero, who's floating alongside them now. "What's there to know about the Twin?"

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"The Twin copies things, but it can only create one copy. To capture it you need to capture both halves at the same time."

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Theo doesn't look very happy about that. "… And how do I do that? Seeing as I have just the one staff. And just the one me."

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"You need to disable them at the same time, close to each other, and then capture them."

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"Disable how? Like, attack them until they fall unconscious, if they can do that, or tie them up with rope, or what?"

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"The same way you've been disabling the others."

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Theo blinks a few times. "With Windy and Shadow? And then swinging the staff in their direction? Because I really don't get how I'm meant to swing the staff at the both of them at once, unless I squish them together really hard and hope that works?"

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"You don't really swing your staff at them, you just swing it at some invisible magical surface that appears in the air in their general direction."

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"… So I swing the staff at them, and then it hits an invisible magical surface before it gets there. But still. It's not like I have multiple of Windy? Unless Windy could hold one and Shadow could hold the other, which is a possibility."

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"No, that wouldn't work, they'd escape."

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Theo looks a bit annoyed. "Okay, so, do you have any brilliant ideas for how I could capture them if or when we finally stumble upon them? Or is it going to be another case of oh, look, Theo has to get lucky and somehow capture cards again, what fun, followed potentially by my horrific death because I'm way in over my head?"

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He shrugs.

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(So puntable.)

"Well, at least this time we have advance warning," he says, not looking at Kero. "We might be able to come up with a plan."

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"Yeah. And even if this isn't the work of the Twin, it'll hopefully apply in the future when we actually do encounter it." He nods. "If we come up with a plan, will you be able to guess if it'll work, Kero? Or should we just pretend you're not here?"

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...he looks kinda hurt by this. "I can guess if it'll work."

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Well, obviously that was mean of Theo, but it's not like Kero has been particularly helpful. He'd expect some sort of magical guardian of the cards to be a little better at gathering the cards back up if they escape, but he supposes it's not technically in the job description.

He looks back over to Sadde. "Okay, so, we need to do something to them both at approximately the same time." And then back to Kero. "Something like, maybe have Windy attack one and Shadow attack the other?"

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"No, they're too different."

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"Too… different? So we need to take the Twins down with two of a thing that is really similar, at about the same time?"

He shakes his head a bit. "Sadde, please tell me you can duplicate yourself or something?"

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"Trust me, if I could duplicate myself, you, me, and myself would've had quite a lot of fun together already."

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Theo snorts. "Well, if I could duplicate myself..." he says, then smirks.

He shakes his head, then continues, "So, how similar do the things have to be? Like, two punches at about the same time, or like them both being shocked by electricity from the same cable, or like... using some sort of sonic boom? Not that I have any way how we'd do that."

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"If you could duplicate yourself we would also have had quite a lot of fun together already."

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"Two symmetrical punches would work," he says, trying to distract the teenage boys from teenage boy conversation. "I think electricity doesn't need to be from the same cable, probably, if it's simultaneous, and the sonic boom would need to be from the same distance from the two of them."

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Theo thinks for a bit. "I'm not having any super great ideas about how to apply this. Like, maybe if we got some people who were super good at coordinating attacks, but I have no idea where we'd find them or if I really want to include them?"

He rolls his eyes. Stupid magic system can't be easy, can it.

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Of course not.

"It doesn't have to be completely and totally sync'd or two punches would never work, so there's a tiny, probably milisecond window there. Hmm, what cards do we have, Windy, Lock, Sword, Shadow... Oh oh oh idea idea!"

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"Idea idea? … Please tell me it's not making one of us into a mindless slave of the Sword?"

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"I don't think the Sword can do that when it's been captured," he says, eyeing Kero for confirmation.

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The bear nods.

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"Anyway, the idea involves using Sword and Shadow at the same time, or, at least, something and Shadow. Shadow mimics what we do, right? And it does so at the speed of light!"

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"Oh, huh, that could work? Unless the Shadow copying our attacks would be too different from our attacks themselves?"

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"I... don't—"

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"It could be just the Shadow, twice, if there were two light sources."

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"… It can work in two places at once? Separately? I don't think it did that when it was attacking us. It was all one blob, wasn't it…?"

He frowns. You know, he really isn't too sure about that.

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"Well it wasn't very smart when it attacked us," he says, looking at Kero for confirmation.

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He shrugs.

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"So, do you know if it can split into two? Or do stuff in two separate shadows? … Or if we can somehow have a line or path of shadow between the two spots, I guess it could be just the one shadow and attack both parts at the same time and it doesn't matter anyway."

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"It can split in two."

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"Oh, okay, so this… might work then? Or not?"

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"It might."

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"Okay," he says, then looks around to see if anything's changed.

Any more mysterious duplicates? Something shiny and card-like? Maybe a sudden feeling in his head that magic is going on or alternatively Kero feeling something…?

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Nnnope!

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Well, in that case… "Well, nothing's happened yet. We might as well go back to my place, I guess?"

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"And do homework?" he asks brightly.

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"Sure," responds Theo, smiling and starting to walk back to the park entrance.

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Off they go! And no new supernatural occurrences occur on the way.

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Woo! No new supernatural occurrences.

Or maybe that's a 'oh, that's a shame'. He's not really sure.

They eventually get back to his house, he unlocks the door, and they go in. "So. Homework?" he asks.

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"Sure."

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He kicks off his shoes and looks over at Sadde. Then he tilts his head and gives Sadde a bit of a look, smiling.

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"Hello," he says, raising an eyebrow.

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He walks over to Sadde slowly, aiming for seductively and probably failing, but at least not laughably failing.

Then he pokes his tongue against the inside of his cheek, raises an eyebrow, and says, "Hey."

And finally, he leans in for a kiss.

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Well! Who could have predicted this!

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Kero, who floats away and upstairs as fast as he can.

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Oh dear. Isn't that just such a shame.

Theo deepens the kiss a bit.

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And then there's a short cough from the kitchen door.

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Which leads Theo to pull away and turn to face him.

He will not blush. He refuses to.

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Sadde doesn't need to try to not blush. He just—doesn't. Instead, he grins. "Hello, Mr. Farron."

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"Hello, Sadde," he says, not particularly approvingly nor particularly disapprovingly.

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Theo smiles at his dad, grabs Sadde's hand, and starts dragging him over to the stairs. "We should probably get to doing some homework now, shouldn't we, Sadde?"

Plus, he might be a little excited. He does not want to be excited anywhere near his dad, thank you very much.

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"Suuure. Homework."

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Theo's dad rolls his eyes and goes back into the kitchen, saying, "Have fun."

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Theo yanks on Sadde's arm a bit more in response, his smile turning into a bit of a grimace.

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Sadde follows, still grinning.

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Upstairs they go!

 

A bit later, Theo will suggest that they return downstairs for some food, since his dad, being all kind and fatherly and such, has probably made some food. Possibly some miscellaneous pasta thing. Theo likes miscellaneous pasta things.

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Wow. Theo sure knows a lot about food doesn't he.

"Hey, Mr. Farron," he says when they're downstairs.

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"Hey," says 'Mr Farron'. "Call me William."

He smiles. "Fun day at school?"

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Theo indeed does know a lot about food – look, it is some miscellaneous pasta thing! With a tomato sauce.

It is also rather tasty, and Theo puts some into two bowls then grabs his and gets to eating.

Nom.

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"Uh, it was school."

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Theo's dad laughs. "I'll take that as a 'oh yeah, definitely', then."

He shakes his head, then says, "So how've you been? I haven't seen you much since we were introduced – and actually, how did you two meet? I don't think Theo ever got around to telling me."

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Theo. Has nothing to say to this and will keep eating his pasta.

He also has a super bad poker face and is pretty rubbish at lying to his dad. He'd probably have said 'library' or something if he were to respond to this, so he'll let Sadde handle it.

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"He ran into me at the bus stop and was instantly smitten, love at first sight, that kind of thing. It was like magic."

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Theo snorts and looks at Sadde a bit incredulously.

Then his face softens a bit. "Yeah, something like that," he says.

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William looks between them, raises an eyebrow, and says, "Right then."

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"No, really, I only managed to seduce him later, we met because there was a ghost lady following him and I was the only one who could see her."

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Theo laughs again.

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And William looks at Sadde, still with the raised eyebrow. "Sounds like you two are having fun, then."

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Well, that just has to make Theo giggle.

He's eating. Eugh, Sadde, how dare you make him giggle, and while he's eating no less.

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"Yup! We're capturing and learning how to use magic cards that might bring catastrophe to the world if left unchecked using only our wits, a pink magical staff, and the help from a beast guardian in the form of a winged stuffed bear."

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And Theo continues to giggle.

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"Huh," says his dad. "What sorts of magic cards are these?"

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"Oh, there are bunches of them, and they range from absurdly powerful to only useful as a prank. There's one called The Glow, its entire purpose is creating floating balls of light, but there's The Time which can even stop or loop time!"

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He raises the other eyebrow. "Sounds pretty detailed. What sorts of catastrophes?"

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"Oh, the sort of catastrophe you'd expect when magic entities that can reverse time or create earthquakes or make things disappear and who have values orthogonal to humanity's are let loose."

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"So, miscellaneous terror with a side of world destruction then?" He tilts his head. "Sounds horrible."

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"Pretty much! But they conveniently don't activate all at the same time so we can run around capturing them."

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"Uh-huh," he says. "And I suppose the winged guardian is… really unhelpful? You ask him questions, he throws a bunch of words at you, you tangle through them all, find out he's actually said nothing of interest, and then he gets offended at the suggestion?" He thinks for a second. "Maybe he also has some fixation on, I don't know, brightly-coloured things? Since he's a winged stuffed bear and all. Possibly gets comically angry?"

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Theo laughs at that. Again. "Not far off," he says.

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"He has a fixation on sweets, actually," Sadde corrects. "And he tries to be helpful but isn't very successful."

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"Oh, of course. How silly of me to suggest brightly coloured things." He laughs. "It sounds like you have this all worked out. Planning on writing a book?"

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"Oh, no, it's all very secret, see, if people found out they might want to take this power and use it for the wrong reasons."

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"So, anybody can use the cards? Does the guardian bear thing have any magic of its own?"

William is plenty happy to talk to Sadde to help him flesh out his world.

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"Only people with magic can use the cards, and the guardian bear is actually shaped like a winner lion tiger thing in his true form but you need to have captured the fire and the earth cards for that. He's apparently very powerful in his true form, too."

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"Huh. So, how's it picked whether someone has magic or not? If it's some sort of chosen one thing, then presumably it's fine to publicise information about the cards, because people aren't going to be able to use them anyway?"

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Theo looks at Sadde as if he's considering something.

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"I dunno. I think Kero—that's the magic bear guardian—said there were sorcerer families? But Mum doesn't have any magic and I do, and so does Theo. Maybe you do, too."

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"Sorcerer families?"

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Theo continues to look at Sadde as if he's considering something.

And then he decides to say something.

"You know, he's actually being serious about this."

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Sadde raises an eyebrow at Theo then continues explaining: "Yeah, clans that do magic. The guy who made these cards was the scion to two of them, and he combined their magic into the cards."

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Theo rolls his eyes at Sadde. "Yeah, I think we can tell him. Since we kinda already have."

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William laughs a bit. "You two seem really invested in this idea."

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It's handy that Theo always has the Key on him, isn't it?

He pulls it out, recites the stupid phrase, and oh look, it's a pink staff.

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His dad's smile is now… a bit frozen in place.

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Sadde laughs. "Oi Kero! Come downstairs a bit!" he calls.

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"What? What is it? Is it a Clow Card?" he asks as he flies downstairs like an arrow.

...then stops and looks at William.

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William laughs a bit. "I… don't remember falling asleep?"

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"That'll be 'cause you're not," says Theo, laughing a bit in response.

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William laughs again, a bit incredulously.

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"So, everything I told you was true. And the ghost lady was actually Windy, the wind card. Kero, this is William, Theo's dad." He looks at William. "William, Theo's dad, that's Kero."

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"...hello."

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William laughs, again, still incredulous. "You're kidding me, right?"

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"Nnnope. They apparently will cause a catastrophe." He rolls his eyes. "Oh, and I'm apparently some sort of Chosen One. Woo!"

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"Inasmuch as Kero chose you, because you caused all the cards to be scattered."

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"Still a Chosen One," he says. "Woo."

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"So you're not kidding me?"

He turns to the bear. "Aaand why exactly did you pick a teenage boy to help prevent a catastrophe?"

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"Because he was the one who caused the catastrophe!"

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"… Why did you pick him as the main person to help prevent a catastrophe? Surely someone else would be – no offence, Theo – better suited? Such as, perhaps, an adult? Or someone with training in stunts like this?"

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"Because he had magic and could open the Clow Book, which means he was worthy."

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"Worthy," repeats William, sighing. "And do you have a more precise definition than that? Any idea why he could open the book, maybe?"

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Theo leans forward and says, "Pretty sure he doesn't. Just saying," then leans back again.

He also feels like sighing.

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He shrugs. "I don't know, Clow never told me."

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Theo raises his hands as if to say, 'See? What did I tell you. Ugh.'

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"Okay."

He purses his lips and seems to be thinking.

"If Theo's magic, does that mean I am too? Is it hereditary?"

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"Coulda got it from mum," says Theo.

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His dad tilts his head, agreeing with that, and then says, "But anyway – is there a way to check?"

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"Theo can meditate."

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He raises an eyebrow. "Meditate?"

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"Yep," says Theo, sounding super enthusiastic about it. "Meditation is super fun."

(That was sarcastic, if it wasn't clear.)

"I mean, I can try doing it now? You guys can just talk or whatever while I try to not-sleep."

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"Theo can meditate and figure magical things out when he does. I actually can too but it's boring."

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Theo rolls his eyes. "It's boring so we let Theo do it. Gee, thanks."

But despite the complaining, he does actually shut his eyes, with the staff there in front of him, and try to meditate.

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"It's also much harder for me, without the staff and stuff," he says, shrugging.

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Still meditating.

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Theo's dad nods but opts not to say anything – he doesn't want to disturb the meditation, and he doesn't know what sort of conditions it typically requires.

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And Theo will notice... a spark. There is magic in his father, yes, and it's unlike Sadde's and Kero's in the same way Windy's magic is—presumably Moon magic, then. But still, it's only a faint note.

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Huh.

Okay, well, he comes out of meditation and reports this. Then frowns. "I don't remember seeing this… before?"

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"Seeing what?"

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"The spark thing. I'm pretty sure I meditated when dad was around before? I dunno."

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He looks at William, then Kero.

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Who shrugs.

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It's not like Theo has any more of an idea than them.

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"So… what does that actually mean, then? Just that I could use a card if I were given one…?"

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"Or other kinds of magic, but less than they could."

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"… Other kinds of magic?"

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"Sorcery, like what Clow Reed used to create the cards."

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"Oh? What sorts of things can you do with it?"

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"Yeah, no," says Theo. "We already tried this and he has no idea."

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"Sorry."

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He shrugs. "It'd be nice if we knew some way to find out more about this, but we also don't know where the other magicians are, who presumably exist, somewhere." He rolls his eyes, again. "Oh, and I have some weird speed-running thing, which is kinda on the fritz because of course it is, the magic can't just be nice."

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"Oh? … Is that normal?"

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"Nnnope, pretty sure it's not," he says, smiling somewhat frustratedly.

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"He has some magic potential that expresses itself like that."

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"And is, annoyingly, quite fritzy."

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His dad looks at him, bemused, then says, "Okay, so what have you done so far? ... Do Sadde's parents know about this too?"

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"My father may go jump into a volcano for all I care, Mum knows it and has been helping. Kinda."

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"Oh, right," he says, frowning. "Sorry about that."

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"His mum hasn't actually been out and about with us much, though. We think there might be a new card, the Twin – I don't know if you saw the thing about the duplicated fountain? – but we're not sure."

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"Uh. I think I saw something about that? They thought it was an art project or something?"

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"And it might be! Or it might not. Isn't this fun."

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"No, it doesn't really sound much like it is."

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"Yah," says Theo, sounding super cheerful.

He finishes off his pasta, then gets up to put his dish away – has Sadde finished his too?

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Not quite yet.

"We also need to disable each half of it simultaneously. D'you have any great ideas for how to do that?"

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Theo will just sit back down then.

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"Uh." He thinks for a few seconds. "I wouldn't usually suggest this, on account of being in England, and it also being a bit lethal, but… maybe something quick like a gun? Or a pool of water and putting electricity through it?"

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"...would the gun work? Would that kill the card?"

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"It... probably wouldn't kill the card."

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"Okay, so probably not the gun, then. … How alive are these cards, if they can die?"

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"I don't think they can die, like that. It would take magic as strong as what was used to create them to destroy them."

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"So, they're totally immortal to everything you could possibly do to them that's not magical? I have no idea how I'd get one, but a taser comes to mind. Or some sort of sonic weapon, if you have ear protection, or even a BB gun or rifle or something if you get two people with good timing?"

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"Do you have two people with good timing lying around? Now would be a grand time to mention it if you do."

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"If you have a gun, I'd expect counting down from three to give such little margin of error when you both pull the trigger, especially if you repeat it several times, that it wouldn't need super good timing, just regular timing?"

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Sadde looks at Kero.

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Who shrugs.

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William looks at Cerberus, frowning. Such a helpful bear.

"Okay, so do you have any proper ideas for how, yet, or are you just brainstorming a basic set and trying to pick the best one?"

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"Both? I suggested using the Shadow with two light sources to attack both halves at the same time with something like the Sword, maybe, but I'm open to better ideas."

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"Would it work to use a high-velocity weapon with the Shadow, to make it have more impact, or would it just strain its abilities? As in, I doubt I can get you an actual gun, and I'm not really sure how I'd get these other things, but maybe a crossbow or an air rifle…?"

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"The Shadow is as fast as what it's shadowing."

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"And… could it shadow an arrow being shot from a bow? Could it shadow, I don't know, electricity somehow?"

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"It could shadow an arrow, but electricity doesn't produce shadows, I think."

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"What does it require to actually act like a projectile? Could you just have different flickering sources of light, one person, and have it bounce between their different shadows really quickly and deal a lot of damage to something between them?"

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"The Shadow has a maximum size, and it acts like whatever it's shadowing."

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"Okay, but how does it move from one shadow to the next if the shadow suddenly moves? Does it get damaged because it can't move between them that quickly, or what?"

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Shrug.

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He raises his eyebrows and looks like he's going to say something, then just sighs.

It's not fair of him to expect the bear to know everything about these cards, he supposes, though that would be nice.

"Anyway, do any of those sound like they could work as ideas?"

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"Yeah. Can you get your hands on crossbows or guns anytime soon?"

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"The crossbow is probably possible," he says, raising his eyebrows a bit, "but I definitely can't get a proper gun through any legal means, and I don't exactly have black-market contacts lying around."

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"What, really? Where would you even get a crossbow?"

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"I don't know? Some sort of history shop, or maybe by looking on eBay or something? But it's at least more doable than a gun."

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"Yeah, but I mean, whatever the Twin's gonna do, if it's active, it's gonna do it like, today, or tomorrow, or very soon."

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"Okay, I probably can't get it before then," he says. "If you get the lighting set up properly, slashing with a knife might allow you to do some good damage? Though I wouldn't really want you to walk around with knives, on account of it being dangerous and at least slightly illegal."

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"And we have the Sword."

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"So you don't even need a knife, right." He tilts his head. "So this sounds like a plan that would probably work, then, using the Sword and duplicating your attacks with the Shadow. Unless either of them fails in some way that it doesn't seem like they actually will, you should be fine?"

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"Well, there's an angle thing. We'll need two light sources or a way to align the Twin halves perfectly with one, and need to keep those sources steady. Shadow doesn't strictly seem to need to obey the laws of optics but this still sounds relevant."

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"Well, if you find it at night or in a dark room, you could use torches to do the two separate things? Or, since there aren't three of you, maybe just use one torch to cast out a shadow to attack one of them, and then, as you say, you could arrange to move so the two are in one shadow by getting up close to one."

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"I'm not sure this is something we can actually plan in advance as opposed to just being ready to face many possible, er, battlefields, so to speak."

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He nods. "Makes sense. Carrying a torch or something should at least increase how many different 'battlefields' you're ready to face, since you won't have to look for and manoeuvre a light source while you're there."

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Theo nods. "That's probably a good idea."

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"Probably two torches apiece, if either of us runs into the card without the other. It'd be ideal if we had the Light..."

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"It's gonna be kinda difficult to set it up properly if we run into it without the other, but yeah, two torches would be good – luckily I think we got some small ones a few months ago? They're probably…" He waves his hands a bit – "around, somewhere."

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"Under the stairs, I think," says his dad.

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"Yeah," he says, then asks Sadde, "Do you have some torches, or should we go buy some more, uh, probably tomorrow since it's getting a bit late now?"

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"I have a couple."

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He nods.

Is Sadde done eating yet? Can Theo put his dish away?

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Yes, now he is done eating.

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Theo indeed puts his dish away, then! Then suggests they go upstairs, since they've probably bothered his dad enough for now.

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Fine by Sadde.

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Then upstairs they go!

And right now, Theo wants to cuddle in bed. Kero may or may not wish to vacate the area – Theo doesn't know. Right now he just wants to cuddle Sadde, because: Sadde.

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Awwww!

Cuddling will happen, then.

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Kero's fine with cuddling. For now.

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Cuddling will indeed happen!

For a while.

Because Theo wants cuddles right now. And nuzzling.

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Eeeee cuddles and nuzzling!

How 'bout some kissing?

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Mmmyes, but mainly cuddles.

And then eventually he supposes they should probably. Un-cuddle? And do homework?

(He's not gonna be the first to suggest it, and right now he doesn't want to un-cuddle.)

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...eventually. Not right now.

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Not right now it is!

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...okay, now. "So, uh, we mentioned homework?"

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"Diiiid we I don't remember that," he says, then continues the snuggling.

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"Teeeechnically we did. You did say you had all of yours done, though, and I said I don't care."

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"Oh, that's good," he says, then promptly continues to snuggle.

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He giggles. "What's up with the snuggliness today?"

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"I don't know," he says, continuing to snuggle. "Snuggliness has no reason today, but… it's present."

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"You're terribly cute, you know that?"

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He grins at that. "You're terribly great, you know that?"

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"Yes, I do!"

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He snorts. "Okay then."

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So they can keep snuggling some more.

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That they can.

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And eventually they've snuggled a lot and, "I should pro'bly go."

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"Yeah," says Theo. "You probably should."

He is now willing to unsnuggle and get up.

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He plants a peck on Theo's lips, then makes his way downstairs.

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Theo follows him down and shows him out – bye, Sadde – and then returns upstairs to go look at some things on his computer and then to brush his teeth, get changed, and go to sleep.

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Kero finds a suitably comfortable surface and falls asleep on it.

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The next day, Theo goes to school as usual. Woo, Thursday.

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And his school day begins as usual, with classes and people.

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And then it indeed continues, with classes and people.

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Until lunch, which also begins as usual until Theo sees some movement over there where no one is from the corner of his eyes and some sense he's not sure he actually has says that's interesting.

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And… what?

That is… um. Curious?

He says he'll be back in a bit to his friends, then heads over… to the place… where no-one is, and the thing that he might think is interesting is.

This is confusing.

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There is a little... person, there. Short, with blue hair and a bright yellow harlequin costume. They grin at him and jump—through a wall.

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Okay, what.

He walks up to the wall, speeding up a bit, and sees if they reappear or if he'll have to go 'round to try to chase them.

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Nope.

He also feels a tug on the back of his head, or—something, it's hard to describe, and it seems to be coming from the populated part of the cafeteria.

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He snaps around to look that way – is it the little person? He bets there's a little person over that way.

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Nope! It's another little person, with pink hair, standing on the head of a student!

...the student doesn't seem to notice the little person.

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The little person sees him, giggles (it's a weird, echo-y giggle), boops the forehead of the person they're standing on, and starts jumping away.

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Theo is going to try to nonchalantly follow the little person, because he doesn't want to seem weird, but if it gets too far away he might jog over to it.

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It doesn't, it stops on the head of another student.

And Theo feels another pull from behind.

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Of course he does, and is it the other little person standing on someone else's head?

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No! They're running directly towards him and now they have booped his forehead, and Theo feels another boop on his back, and now both are running away, giggling.

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He flinches away from their touch, but apparently that doesn't stop them from tapping him anyway.

For fuck's sake he hopes they haven't done anything. Little pixies.

And where are they running away to? Can he follow them?

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They boop a couple of other people and then run through the cafeteria's doors.

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Well then, he'll follow them out the cafeteria and try to catch them while nobody's looking.

He doubts it'll work, but it's not like he can just leave them to do whatever.

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They're not anywhere in sight when he leaves the cafeteria.

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Well, he'll still look around for them anyway. Hopefully they're just hiding around a corner or in a nearby classroom?

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'Parently not.

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In that case, he'll return to the cafeteria, slightly frustrated, and get some food.

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Food is successfully gotten.

No hint of the weird twins.

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He texts Sadde about it anyway, and then it would seem the rest of the day will continue.

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And a copy of you didn't suddenly appear beside you?

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Nor of anyone else they touched, no.

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Okay, that's weird... but it was probably the Twin, right?

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Well, there were two twin small human pixie things, and nobody else seemed to notice them, so yeah, unless there's another card that could be like that.

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Weird.

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Yeah, tell me about it.

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Well, I guess if you find them again message me?

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Will do, he responds, and then he gets back to his day.

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His day passes without much more trouble.

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And at the end of it, he texts Sadde to mention that he hasn't seen them again.

Which is a bit frustrating.

Then he goes home.

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Nothing can ever be easy, can it?

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He sighs and responds, Nope.

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Sadde doesn't reply immediately. A few minutes later, Theo receives another text:

Is Kero around? We have a situation.

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He's… pretty sure Kero is around, if he hasn't hopped out of his bag at some point?

He texts Sadde back to ask, What kind of a situation? Then he looks around to make sure nobody's around to see him act crazy and talk to himself and says, "Hey, Kero?" 

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Kero has apparently decided to not come to school with him today.

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We need to meet. Ask Kero what happens to the things the Twin duplicated once it's captured.

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Uh, I think Kero's at home, but I'm on my way so I'll ask him when I get back?

And he speeds up a bit, since it sounds kinda urgent.

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Theo receives a new text, asking him to meet at his place because Kero's information is really paramount.

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Well, okay, but he's still gonna try to get home quicker so he can ask Kero and then text Sadde the information now, in case it's pertinent to an ongoing situation, which is sounds like it is.

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That's that, then. When Theo arrives, Sadde still hasn't.

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So he'll rush up to his room, calling for Kero.

Hopefully he hasn't decided that right now was his time to go explore the neighbourhood or something.

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Nope, Kero's there, sleeping.

...snoring, actually.

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New text!

Do you remember who the Twin interacted with?

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… Uh, I think so? It tapped… three or possibly four people? I saw it tap me and three others, and it stood on someone else.

And then he goes over to poke Kero to wake up, because he needs you to answer some questions.

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Do you remember whom?

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"Whaaat! Good morning."

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"Nope – it's the afternoon; I just got back from school. C'mon, Sadde needs you to answer some questions and says there's a thing."

Yeah, pretty sure. I got back and Kero just woke up.

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"What questions? What thing?"

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Ask him what happens with the Twin's dupes once it's captured.

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"What happens with the things that the Twin duplicates when it's captured?"

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"Wuh? They disappear, of course."

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"Okay, and can you get them back again or are they just gone?"

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"...I don't know? After they've been captured, you can duplicate something and keep it duplicated even when you seal them back, but not before."

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He nods and texts as such to Sadde.

They disappear and he doesn't know if you can retrieve them. If it's been captured, then you can duplicate and keep things, but he doesn't know about before-after.

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Sadde's silent for a bit, then texts him again: We'll be there soon.

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… We? Okay, how the fuck I didn't realise this earlier I don't know but please tell me this has nothing to do with the situation at lunch?

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It has something to do with the situation at lunch.

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… How much to do with the situation at lunch?

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It's probably better if you see it for yourself.

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… Oh.

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And a while later, Sadde arrives and rings Theo's house's bell.

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So Theo comes to the door, rather apprehensive about things, and opens it.

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There's another person who looks remarkably like him on the other side, next to Sadde.

He also looks rather apprehensive.

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"Uh," utters Theo, eloquent as always.

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"Theo, this is Tyler. Tyler, you've been Theo."

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"Hi," says Tyler, somewhat quietly.

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"Okay, well, that's creepy," says Theo. "You look... basically exactly like me."

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"Yes, he was you until a few hours ago, now how about we all go inside and start brainstorming ways of preventing his death and the deaths of whoever else the Twin may have created?"

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"… Deaths?"

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"Yeah, disappearing when the Twin is caught – you do remember that, right? Kero told you it like… thirty minutes ago or something?"

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"Oh," he says, making a face.

"… Why are you called Tyler?"

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He looks between the two of them and pauses, smiling slowly. "You know, now that I see the two of you together, my mind has suddenly gone aaaalll the way to the gutter."

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"No," says Tyler, walking into the house past Theo. "So where's Kero?"

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Theo blinks a bit and stands aside. "Uh. He waaaas upstairs?"

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"Awwwww spoilsport," Sadde pouts, following Tyler.

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"I'm here!" he calls, floating downstairs and—freezing midair.

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"Yeah, there are two of us, nice to sort-of meet you."

Meanwhile, Tyler's thought process goes something like this: You're really kinda frustrating, I would really like to kick you, can I trade you in for another guardian, and how, seriously, just how can somebody who is the guardian of the cards be so stupidly incompetent?

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"… Did I not tell you about the Twin? I guess I didn't tell you about the Twin. It tapped a few people at school today, me included."

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"Oh. Well, that's okay, when you capture it your copy will disappear."

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...Sadde looks stunned. "In what way, shape, or form is his copy disappearing a good thing?"

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Tyler… does not look too pleased at this either.

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He blinks. "Er."

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"We would like the innocent copied people to not be dead, thank you kindly."

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"That's why Theo asked you about… the continuity of duplicates."

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Theo: also does not look pleased.

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"Erm. Maybe you could ask the Twin...?"

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"So that's gonna be our plan, eh? Defeat but not capture the crazy copying card and hope it's up for a little chat? How do we even contain them?"

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"Would the Shadow duplication thing and some rope do it?"

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"That's what I was thinking, yeah."

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Tyler looks to Kero. "Any input on this plan, or are you still stuck on 'there's another Theo'?"

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"It... sounds like a good plan?"

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"Okay, well, we need some rope in that case." He looks at Theo and says, "I have no idea where any rope is, at least not in this house – you got any idea?"

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Theo just looks back at him, squinting a bit.

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"I will take that as a no. I guess we'll have to go buy some, then, unless Sadde happens to conveniently have some rope on-hand? And we'll have to find the Twin." He sighs. "You know, it'd be convenient if I had come with some sort of homing feature with which to find them."

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"Much as I'd love to, I do not in fact have rope, and if I did it would probably not be the appropriate kind. Also, we should probably find the other copies."

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Tyler snorts. "Not the appropriate kind, right, okay, I don't think I want to know."

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Theo pulls out his phone and looks up the applicable people on social media. Oh, look, photos for each of them, how convenient. "I'm pretty sure these are the only people who got tapped," he says, showing Tyler and Sadde the pictures.

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Sadde pouts internally a little bit at Tyler's reaction. Then shakes his head to clear it.

"Okay, do you know where these people live? Or, could you message them there? If they've met their doubles they're probably freaking out."

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"Uh, yyyeah? Like, I know where two of them live, or if we're doing messages, three of them would be fine with it but I don't really know the fourth too well?"

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"I think if they have found they're Suddenly Twins! they won't mind it if they don't know you well enough when you show up with an explanation for it all. Also, what are we going to tell them? What are we going to do with the copies?"

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"I mean, I don't think the copies are going to agree to this, but they could pretend they have amnesia and go get into some sort of system. That's almost certainly not the best idea, though, since probably two or three are past the age of sixteen." He looks down. "But I don't know what we're gonna tell them."

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"Is there a good reason not to tell them the truth?"

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"… I don't know? I don't know how they'll react to 'oh, magic actually exists and look, here's a handy altered duplicate of you, have fun'."

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Tyler snorts.

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"I mean, it'll be obvious that something's going on, but it sounds like this isn't a decision we should make for them."

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"Yeah," says Theo, shrugging.

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"So, I think that's a reasonable next step, yes? Going after the people cloned by the Twin before capturing it?"

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"Yeah, I think so," he says, then sighs a bit. "Woo, we already got one."

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"...how are you two feeling? Tyler, I'm not going to let you die, you do realise this, I hope?"

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"I'm just… confused and not sure how to handle things, really."

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"Yeah," says Tyler. "Anyway, you already mentioned that."

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"My mentioning it and you believing it are two different things," he points out. "Anyway, let's find more twins. Also, either of you wanna text your dad and explain how Theo's not an only child anymore?"

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Tyler snorts. "Sure," he says, and then he does exactly that.

Hey, dad. This is Tyler here. The Twin copied Theo. That's me. Yes.

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"Er, right. How's he reacting?"

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"No response y—" he starts, when he's interrupted by a ping.

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Oh. Hi there.

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"— Actually, he seems to be taking it rather well. He just responded 'Oh. Hi there.'"

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"...okay, I guess. So, you two know where those other people live, might you want to message them and ask if they've seen any magical twins yet?"

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"Yeah, and sound mad in the process, but oh well."

So he does indeed message all the people. Even the two that Theo wasn't sure would be willing to receive messages from him. Hopefully they are in fact willing.

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None of them reply immediately.

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"No response yet," he reports.

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"Er, okay, what do we do while we wait? Maybe Theo meditates and we find the Twin?"

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Theo shrugs. "I guess that works."

… He will go into the living room and do it there. Fortunately he has the cards and staff on him.

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"Hm. I think I'll try, see if I can do it or not."

So he also goes over into the living room, sits down, and tries. He'll try again with the staff in a moment if this doesn't work.

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"...and I'll stay here in boredom."

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Theo reaches the correct mindstate pretty quickly; Tyler doesn't.

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… Well, Tyler will continue to try anyway. He feels like he should be good at single-mindedness, so it should apply to meditation too, right?

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… Is there any sign of the Twin? Does Tyler have a magic spark thing?

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Apparently it does not directly apply to meditation; it takes much longer and is much harder to focus than Tyler remembers it.

And he definitely does have a magic spark thing, presumably identical to Theo's if Theo could actually see his own magic spark thing. No sign of the Twin anywhere, though.

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Okay, well, Theo will come out of meditation and report this to Sadde.

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Tyler will continue trying. Quite calmly.

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Tyler will eventually succeed, but it'll take longer and be much easier to snap out of.

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"Your phones vibrated," he tells Theo after having been told about the negative results.

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Tyler doesn't care; he's still trying to focus on the meditation, even if he only succeeds for a short while.

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"Oh?" says Theo, then he gets out his phone.

What are the responses?

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Two of them think he's insane, one hasn't answered, but the forth—a girl called Willow Maxwell—says she's pretty damn spooked by being Suddenly Twins.

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He reports these to Sadde! "I'm guessing we should go talk to Willow. The others can wait until they think we're less mad."

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"Yeah." He squints at Tyler.

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Theo notices this and frowns. "What are you doing? … Like, if you want him to wake up, you should probably poke him or something."

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"I'm waiting for him to come out of it on his own."

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Theo looks at Tyler.

"… I'm pretty sure he's not planning on doing that any time soon."

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Tyler does not take too kindly to that, jumping back over the couch and not quite hissing at him.

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Theo startles at the hiss. "What the hell?"

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"...did you just hiss?"

(He does not look bothered by this.)

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Tyler seems a bit confused by his reaction to Sadde, but he is currently not okay with being touched, so he stays crouched and glaring.

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Theo: still really surprised and confused.

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"Come on, you can hiss at me in the bedroom later, we have a very confused person to help."

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Is there something nice and soft that he can throw at Sadde? Because he really wants to throw something nice and soft at Sadde.

Oh, look, does a book count? Because he totally just threw a small book at Sadde.

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Sadde eeps. "What'd you go and do that for!"

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He growls, still not looking too happy with Sadde.

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"Hey, what the hell, so he touched you, big whoop."

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For that, Theo can get a growl too.

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"Are you trying to turn me on?"

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He looks a little less like he's going to throw something and more like he might bite Sadde, now. While meanwhile possibly crying.

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"Okay, seriously, did you get mood swings or something?"

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Sadde, though, notices the almost-crying part. "Tyler... I'm sure you remember the talk Theo and I had about communication and saying what's on your mind, so, could you talkPlease?"

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"Why the fuck should I know?" he growls. "You touched me and apparently I have some fucking trigger to touching."

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"Okay, no touching," he says, raising his hands to the level of his shoulders, palm forward.

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"And I have no fucking clue why."

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"… Why he touched you? Because you were busy meditating."

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"No, you twat, why the fuck I have a thing against touching."

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"...maybe 'cause the Twin booped you into existence?"

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"And it gave me touch phobia? Man, that is really shit."

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"Well, are you sure it's touch phobia as opposed to, I don't know, I just startled you out of meditation?"

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"Well I don't know but right now I don't feel particularly inclined to find out."

He shakes his head a few times and then gets up. "I should not have thrown the book," he says, not putting much emotion into it. "We should go."

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"No, you shouldn't," he says neutrally, and follows the "twins."

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Then they will head to Willow's house, Theo making sure not to get too close to Tyler.

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Tyler won't make any obvious flinch away from anyone unless they get really close. He does not want this to affect whatever life he has left from this point.

Stupid Twin.

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And eventually they arrive at Willow's place!

...it is a bloody gigantic mansion. "You did not tell me she lived in a bloody gigantic mansion."

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"We… did not know she lived in a 'bloody gigantic mansion'. Unless I'm forgetting something that my dear brother-slash-twin-slash-progenitor happens to remember?"

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"Who even uses the word 'progenitor'?" asks Theo, squinting at Tyler a bit. "But anyway, no, I did not know she lived in a bloody gigantic mansion."

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"Well. Erm. One of you should probably ring the bell, given I've never seen the girl in my life?"

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"Sure," says Theo, side-eyeing Tyler, then moving to ring the doorbell.

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Someone answers the door. It's a butler. An honest-to-god butler. "Good afternoon. How may I help you?"

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"Hello," says Theo, acting totally unfazed. "We're looking for Willow Maxwell – she invited us over for a school thing?"

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"Oh?" His eyes scan Sadde, then Theo and Tyler. "Oh, you must be the people who are going to help her with her little magically appearing clone. This way, please," he says, gesturing them inside.

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Theo frowns a bit but does follow him inside.

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Congratulations, Theo, that was a great lie.

Tyler follows him in.

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The butler leads them to a fancy living room with sofas and a coffee table in the middle and a painting on a wall and a large fireplace and a vase and small decorative items on a mantelpiece, and retires, presumably to call the Maxwells.

Sadde is absolutely stunned by this.

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Aww.

Poor little baby.

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Theo looks a mixture of impressed, surprised and weirded out.

It's… rather extravagant.

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Yep. That it is.

And then two identical girls run into the room. "Theo!" one of them says, and blinks at the twins. "Who's he?" she asks Tyler, pointing at Sadde.

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Her twin blinks slowly at the three, grinning.

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"He's a friend who knows about the twin thing," says Tyler. "I'm Tyler."

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Theo waves a little. "I'm Theo. … Which of you is Willow, which of you is the twin, and do you have a name yet?"

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"I'm Juniper," she introduces. "I do so hope you have an explanation for what's happening and aren't just looking around for other people to whom this happened, too." She sounds posh, prim, and proper, much unlike her eyerolling original.

 

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"Er, yeah, kinda. A magic entity called The Twin who likes duplicating things was at your school today, and it made Theo and, apparently, Juniper."

 

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"Oh. Well, that's convenient, I'm quite fond of existing."

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"Wait, magic entity?"

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"Yeah. A while ago, I touched some things in a magic book, said a thing, and then these card things went everywhere. One of them was the Twin, and apparently it decided to copy people today."

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"Ooh, that's so cool! Real magic!"

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"I think the more relevant part of that is that there's a magical entity running amok, copying people. Not everyone is as magnanimous about it and, more to the point, as able to raise sudden twins as our parents are."

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"All these magic things are annoying, yeah. You can catch them and stop them from being– quite so annoying, though."

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"Catch them? So, that's the plan, then? Catch the Twin and make it stop randomly copying people?"

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"Presumably? I mean, I wouldn't want to get rid of people after they exist, but stopping them from being copied is probably… good-ish overall, even though it'd mean neither you nor Tyler were here now?"

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"Yeah, I quite like existing, thanks."

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"So do I, but like I pointed out earlier, making random new people is not a desirable outcome. So, what's the game plan?" she asks, taking a seat.

 

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Sadde takes this cue to sit as well.

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As does Willow! Bouncing a bit, but letting Juniper do the talking, since she looks much more in-charge.

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Tyler and Theo also sit.

"We plan on using another magic thing to catch it when we find it – it's called the Shadow, and can mimic your actions, so we should be able to catch both parts at the same time, since apparently we need to do that."

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"How did you come about all this information? Did the magic book the cards came from have it?"

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"Nah," says Theo, smiling a bit bitterly. "There's a lovely little talking winged stuffed bear called Cerberus who is super super unhelpful. Well, okay, not super unhelpful but super not as helpful as he could and probably should be."

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Tyler rolls his eyes.

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"Hey! I'm helpful!" says said bear, wiggling his way out of Theo's bag.

 

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"...oh. My. God. You are the absolute cutest thing!" Willow exclaims, reaching to grab Kero.

 

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"Eep!"

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Theo snorts at the interaction.

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Tyler looks… casually kinda bored.

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Juniper twitches a bit, but otherwise shows no sign of having a similar desire. "You shouldn't manhandle the stuffed bear, Willow."

 

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She looks somewhat abashed and says "Sorry" as she puts the bear down.

 

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"Well. How can we help, then?"

 

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"Er... help? Erm. I. We. Hadn't really thought of you helping? We just wanted to check on you and see how you were holding up with being Suddenly Twins."

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"Since it's potentially traumatic," says Tyler. "Oh, and Juniper, you might find that you have some weird aversion to water, or people, or some type of food. Something frustrating like that."

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She frowns. "I haven't noticed anything. Do you have something like that?"

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"Aversion to touch, apparently," he says, pulling a face. "It's so much fun."

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She blinks, reaches towards Willow, and boops her on the forehead. "I don't seem to have that."

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"Anyway, traumatic or not, it's real magic! We want to help."

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"Cool," says Theo, "but I'm not sure how you'll be able to help unless it's just keeping an extra couple pairs of eyes out for the Twins? Unless you happen to be nearby when one of us finds it, I guess."

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"… You realise they can't see the Twin, right? Like, you saw all those people in the cafeteria, totally oblivious."

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"Oh, right… Yeah, I don't know how you can help, then."

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"Oh. Well, can you show us other magic, then? Not all magic is invisible, after all," she says, gesturing at her twin.

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"Sadde can change things using the Change, or I can use the Shadow or the Glow or something?"

He frowns.

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"Or," says Tyler helpfully, "you could show them the Staff."

To the girls, he says: "It's just wonderfully pink."

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Both of them lean forward, interested.

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So Theo gets the Key out of his pocket and then says the words – the words as always sound ridiculous and he will be so happy when he never has to say them again – and then he is holding the pink staff.

He looks positively thrilled to be doing so.

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"Oh. My. Goodness. You're a magical girl!"

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Thrilled.

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"He is," says Tyler, laughing a bit. "You know, I feel like this is some sort of karma – he gets to continue being a magical girl, whereas I just get some frustrating touch phobia. And potentially get made to not exist." Bit more of a grimace now. "It's just wonderful. I really love this magic system."

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"Back up, what? Made to not exist, what?"

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"Oh, I guess we didn't mention – the Twin created us, using magic, but if it gets stopped, it's possible it'll stop that. Because apparently we might not be permanent creations, since we were created before it was trapped, though it's possible we're permanent."

Sorry about that.

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"Er, yeah, I very much want to figure out a way to help. Are you sure you can't find a way to use the fairly excessive amount of money we have to figure it out?"

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Willow seems completely unfazed by her new twin's offer.

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"… I have no idea how well it holds up against being trapped, and I couldn't think of any proper way to do this before, but presumably if you trapped both halves of the card at once it might work? It wouldn't let us use it, but it might mean we don't disappear."

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He feels like most of his thinking can probably just be ignored, now that he has a duplicate who seems better at it than he is.

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And Theo's magic sixth sense chooses this moment to tingle!

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Does it pull him in any specific direction? Because he will snap his head around to look in that direction if it's a specific direction.

"Okay, that's weird, but there is some sort of magic happening somewhere…"

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It is! It is in a specific direction.

"What kind of magic? Is it the Twin? I bet it's the Twin. It'd be just like these darned cards to activate before we've talked to other victims and it was night and we could implement our plan."

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"...did you just actually say the word darned, with your actual mouth?"

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He shrugs. "Don't like swearing."

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"It's… over that way," he says, pointing in the direction of the weird magical pull. "It might be the Twin? I didn't get a weird magical pull before then, I don't think, so… probably?"

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"Yes, but as your power grows you will be able to sense magic without needing to get into a trance."

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"Okay," says Tyler, looking at them like they're a bit thick, "so how about we go that way?"

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"Possibly a good idea," says Theo, getting up.

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"Do you have the torches we'll need on you, then?"

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"Yeah," he says. "I got them last night."

He gets them out of his bag, showing them to Sadde.

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… So presumably Tyler also has the torches. Hm.

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"Oh, good! Then we can go."

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"Aaaand have you decided yet what to do with the other magical copies?"

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"If they need a place to stay, I bet Mum and Dad would take them!"

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"No idea what to do with the others," says Tyler. "Not even really sure what to do with me, so… yeah."

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"We could the three of us go after the Twin, while Willow and Juniper find the other copies, maybe taking Kero with them so they have proof that magic exists?"

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"But what if you need my help?"

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Tyler looks at the bear and asks, "What kinds of things are you expecting to need to help with? Actually capturing them, or just the information aspect? Because presumably you can work through a phone if we just need to ask you things."

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"...I guess."

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"Do you have some specific objection to this?"

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He looks like he's trying really hard to come up with one, but eventually he shakes his head.

 

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"Awww, don't worry, we're nice!"

 

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"And I bet you'll just love to tell us about yourself and your magic."

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He brightens up a bit at that.

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"So we're set, then? The three of you go with Kero after other copied people, Theo, Tyler, and I go after the Twin?"

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Tyler and Theo seem to think so.

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"What about your parents, by the way?" he asks the girls.

 

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"Well, dad's in Europe, and mom's at work in a business meeting. She wouldn't want us to do anything dangerous..."

 

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"Finding other duplicates isn't dangerous, I don't think."

 

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"Yeah. In that case, off we go, I guess."

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Tyler gets up and says, "Yeah, probably a good idea."

Thataway it is. Thank you, Theo, for being such a wonderful compass.

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Of course. Theo has always wanted to be a magical compass.

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The girls are provided with the names of the booped people, and each group goes their way.

Theo's compass sense varies little enough as they move that the Twin is bound to not be very close. It's also pretty vague in any case, somewhat diffuse.

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Well, he relays this information but hopefully it'll at least allow them to get into the general area, and then they can go from there. He's okay travelling for a bit to get there.

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The Twin is certainly moving, but not a whole lot, and eventually they start getting close enough that Theo can feel their relative position changing with every step.

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He'll try to keep moving in the direction of the Twin, but it's presumably quite difficult to follow by this point, so he might have to slow down a bit to work out which direction it's coming from.

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And eventually the place is narrowed down to a random street down which the two avatars can be seen slowly walking, holding hands.

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So they haven't been spotted yet? That's good, maybe they'll be able to get up close without the Twins noticing.

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The two of them take a detour to touch a mailbox and duplicate it but otherwise do not seem to have noticed the boys.

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Theo: has approximately no idea what to do! It's not like he's going to be able to use the Shadow much since it's still daylight.

He looks to Sadde for help.

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… Really?

Ugh.

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"Gimme the rope," he whispers.

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Theo does that! He can competently obey orders, look at him being so competent at obeying orders.

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So he takes the rope and: "Fly!" Now he can fly. "Theo, use Shadow, Tyler, the torches, even with the sun I'm pretty sure you can cast a shadow with the torches!"

And the Twin, of course, notices this, and both halves turn around, smirking.

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Theo grabs the card out of his bag and activates it, calling, "Shadow!"

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Tyler: already has the torches out, and is making his way over to the Twins.

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"Two torches, two people!" Sadde calls as he rushes in towards the Twin, who dodge him effortlessly, giggling.

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The Shadow emerges, its black shroud standing seven feet tall in front of Theo.

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"Four torches," shouts Tyler. "Duplicated!"

Come on, Theo.

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Theo: is on his way over to the Twins, too. At Tyler's words, he quickly grabs a torch out of his bag and then continues running.

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Sadde starts trying to distract the Twin, using the rope around one of them at a time, who always seems to somehow escape. "Get Windy here, too, and set up the shadows! You're allowed to have ideas, too!"

One of the halves of the Twin decides to start running towards Tyler and Theo, an evil grin on its face.

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"He's a bit too busy panicking to have novel ideas!" shouts Tyler, not even looking at Theo. He runs around to get behind Sadde, trying to avoid the Twin.

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Theo: not panicking. Look how much he isn't panicking. He's telling the Shadow to shadow the rope, and then he's turning on his torch and trying to figure out how to angle a shadow properly, and he's trying to evade the Twin because really right now he doesn't want yet another copy.

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"And yet he's the one who seems to be doing something useful," Sadde calls, smirking. Once Shadow's in the rope's shadow, he calls, "Get Windy to push the halves together, be easier that way!"

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Oh, right, yeah, Windy. He summons Windy and gets her to help push the Twins together.

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Tyler, actually, is now on the other side of Sadde so he can shine his torch from there, thank you very much, because he thought that it would be better to have two different angles for the Shadow to attack through, on account of the Twins not literally being in the same place.

But sure, Sadde, just complain about Tyler. That's fine.

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"Okay I stand corrected," Sadde laughs as he gets out of the way so Windy can push the Twins together. He starts making circular motions with the rope, so that Shadow can tie them up.

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Hahahaha, so funny, haha.

Tyler: trying to get to the right angle so the rope can actually cast a shadow and be used.

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The Twin tries to get rid of Windy before the ropes are, well, roped, but fails, and now both halves are well-secured.

"Well, that was much easier than I'd expected."

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"Yeah. I'm a bit worried that it's not actually going to be as easy as this."

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Is this the point where Tyler complains about genre savviness? Because you don't tempt fate by saying that it won't be as easy at this, even if that's a super stupid superstition, because you know what, they have literal magic, they are practically in a story already.

But whatever. He won't, because that wouldn't help anyone right now. He'll just stand off to the side right now.

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"...so, hi," he says to the Twin. Both halves ignore him.

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Tyler: still standing off to the side.

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Maybe they'll respond to Theo instead? "Hi?"

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They look at him, and smirk.

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"Anything in particular that's funny, or are you just being annoying?"

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They shake their heads simultaneously.

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"Care to volunteer the actual reason, then?"

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Theo looks at the Twin for a couple of seconds, then turns to Sadde. "So now what do we do? Any ideas? Because I'm drawing a bit of a blank after 'tie them up'."

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"Um, presumably we ask them not to dispel the copies after they're captured?"

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"… Uh, is that a conscious thing they can choose to do, though, because Kero made it sound kinda like that was autom—" he starts, then decides that really that's not helpful. "Okay, yeah, sure, uh."

He turns to the Twins. "Could you just not get rid of the things you copied when I capture you? Since we already have you tied up and all?"

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They grin—

—glow—

—become a card—

—and Tyler disappears.

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"Are you f–" he starts, going over to grab the card.

He looks at it, a bit panicky.

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It does not float to either of them, falling to the ground instead.

"...fuck."

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And Theo's phone rings.

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Well, Theo still walks over to it and grabs it, and then he answers his phone.

"It turned into a card of its own accord, I'm sorry, okay, I have no idea– I just, we're trying to deal with it, okay?"

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"...okay. Do we meet at my place?" She sounds like she's shaking a bit.

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"I– yeah?" He looks to Sadde and relays the question, just to check.

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He's staring at the point where Tyler was standing, looking a bit—traumatised.

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"Sadde," says Theo. He looks at him a bit more, then over at where he's looking, seems briefly sad, and then snaps his fingers in front of Sadde.

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"Huh? Oh. What? Yes, sure." Still a bit abstracted.

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Theo frowns but repeats the confirmation to Willow, then says bye and hangs up.

"We should probably go."

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"Mmhm."

He doesn't move.

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"Sadde," he repeats. "I get that he's just died and this is traumatising, and sure, let's mourn his maybe-death later, but right now Willow is probably panicking too, so how about we get over to her and see if there's anything we can do to fix this?"

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Snap to attention. "Yes. Right. Okay. Let's go."

This time he moves.

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And now they can go back to Willow's house.

Theo will keep looking at Sadde a bit worriedly.

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He will be somewhat shell shocked.

And eventually they'll arrive. The butler will open the door for them and lead them inside and tell them Willow hasn't arrived yet.

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Then they'll wait.

Theo… might offer hugs if Sadde looks like he could use them.

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Sadde definitely could use them.

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Then they can just hug until Willow gets here.

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And eventually she will.

"How do we fix this?"

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Kero flies after her, looking deflated.

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"I don't really want to get the card out and re-duplicate things, because this might just make the issue worse, but that might allow us to get them back? I really have no idea how any of this works."

He looks at the bear. "Kero?"

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"...I don't know. It might work, but it might not, it's never happened before."

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He looks conflicted. "Does anybody else have an opinion on whether I do this or not?"

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Willow shakes her head. "We found two more copies," she murmurs.

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"...well, you two are the ones who are going to be copied," Sadde says, recovering a bit of his practicality. "If it's not the same people... we can just duplicate one of you, verify that, and then dispel, less than a minute of extra subjective experience."

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"… I wasn't really thinking about dispelling them, I was more thinking, 'well if they do happen to be different, oh well, that's a shame, but they don't have to die at least'…?"

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"...or that, yeah, I suppose." He frowns. "Stupid cards."

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"Okay, uh." He looks over to Kero. "To duplicate things, do I need to actually summon them, or just tap someone with the card, or what?"

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"You need to summon the card, but you don't need to manifest it."

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"Okay," he says, and then gets out the key and turns it back into a staff.

He tosses the card out in front of him, says, "Twin, duplicate me into a Tyler," and then taps it with the staff.

… He's pretty sure this is how he does it?

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It is! The card glows, envelops him, then returns to card form, and a copy of him is standing right there in front of him.

(Willow cheers up a tad when she sees the whole magical process. Theo's totally a magical girl.)

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The copy backs away from him, looking behind himself suspiciously and then moving towards the edge of the room.

He doesn't look too happy.

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"… Tyler?"

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Vague mistrustful look.

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"If you're new you have Theo's memories and know what's up, if you're the first Tyler then the Twin decided to become a card of its own volition and make you die but you're alive, so, which are you?"

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"Tyler."

Still doesn't look too happy, but apparently he decided to put them out of their misery of uncertainty.

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He breathes a sigh of relief.

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"My turn!"

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Theo turns away from Tyler to face Willow, flings out the card, says, "Copy Willow into Juniper," and taps it with the staff again.

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She appears!

And blinks. And looks around. And says, "What the fuck."

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"Yeah, uh, the Twin decided to be spiteful. You are Juniper, right?"

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"Yes, I'm Juniper, and significantly cheered by the fact that the Twin's spite didn't actually murder me forever." She looks at the other Theo. "Or you."

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"Mm," he responds, still not looking too relaxed.

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"So, uh, what's next? Do we go find the other people and copy their twins back? Not that I know if they were given any names, but hopefully we can do it by just specifying 'the previous person you created'?"

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"They did have names."

 

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"And the Twin needs to actually touch its target to work."

 

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Sadde seems to not be paying a lot of attention to that, and to be eyeing Tyler with furrowed eyebrows.

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Tyler doesn't seem to be responding to that, at least not much. He might, however, look over at Sadde and then… just proceed to stare at him. Mostly impassively.

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"What do you mean, they had names? Like, I can imagine them getting names, but I don't think Tyler just appeared with a name – did he?"

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"I mean they got names one way or another."

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"… I'm not sure how you would know that? I mean, unless you include 'hasn't changed their name and therefore has the same name as the original' to be them with a name, which I guess it is? Or am I just being really obtuse?"

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"...I asked them. They told me. That they had names."

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"… Uh, yeah, I was being really obtuse – did you say you found two more? I didn't realise you'd actually– spoken to them properly." He frowns. "Did you find out – there was that other person who was maybe copied? Did you find out for sure if they were copied or are we just pretty sure they weren't since you only found two copied people, or…?"

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"The one other person thought I was completely nuts and refused to even entertain the idea of sudden magically appearing twins."

 

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"Yeah yeah, let's go find the other two, then?"

 

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"Sure," says Theo, then looks over at Sadde.

Then he looks over at Tyler.

"You two okay over there?"

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"… Yeah," says Tyler. "We should probably go."

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"Mm," Sadde says noncommittally.

Off they go!

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Theo's willing to talk just fine, though. If, you know, there's anything non-awkward to talk about.

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Willow: will talk. A lot. Like, a lot lot lot. Very much. She doesn't even need a topic to talk about. Or someone to talk to her, if Theo just looks at her and smiles she will be talking.

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And a boy that got copied answers the door, and blinks in bewilderment at the group in front of him. "Erm."

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"Hi there," says Theo. "This is about your twin. I don't know if you knew, but, well, I didn't have one until earlier today, and you… well, you didn't until then either, and then recently he disappeared, and we'd really love not to leave him dead."

Was that a bit much? It might well have been a bit much.

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"Yeah, the two of them came here and explained the things. ...I'm not sure he'd want to be brought back."

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"...he was kinda suicidal."

 

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"Really? Why?"

 

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Shrug.

 

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"And he," she gestures at the boy standing at the door, "is a Catholic and suicide is illegal or something."

 

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"It's a sin," the boy mutters.

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"Ah, okay," he says.

Well, this is awkward, and Theo has no idea what to do. He doesn't have proper experience with… either of those things, at least not in a way that would probably help, so, yeah.

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Tyler: standing in the background, not glaring at anyone, not thinking about how he wants to hurt certain people, not even stabbing anyone.

Shocking, isn't it.

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"I think it's, er, your choice, then? Since he. Is kinda you," Sadde says.

"He is—was—different," the boy says, helplessly.

"Well, yes, that's what the Twin does—" The boy grimaces. "...do you want to just forget magic exists and for us to go away," Sadde asks/states.

"Yes, please," the boy replies, looking relieved that someone else suggested it.

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To the second person's house?

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To the second person's house!

Sadde will resume waiting for Tyler to have an emotional breakdown.

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Tyler: still not seeming inclined to actually have an emotional breakdown, at least not anywhere he might be seen.

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Then they get to the second person's house and Theo rings the doorbell, as before.

Yes, hello, we're just a huge mass of people including two sets of twins, hi there, no, we're not selling anything, no, we're not offering you a copy of some holy book, yes, we are here to talk about magic.

Great sales pitch or whatever. He hopes he doesn't have to put it to use.

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And lo, the door opens with a somewhat familiar face on the other side! "Uh, hi?" asks Jess, frowning at the collection of people. "I didn't know you… had a twin, Theo?"

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"Uh, yeah, long story," he says, looking behind himself at Juniper and then back. "Juniper and Willow didn't find you earlier, then?"

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"Uh, nnn–" she starts. "Oh, is this about that thing you messaged me earlier? Some magic prank or something?"

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"Kero?"

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"Hello," says the bear, flying from who knows where.

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"Uh."

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Theo looks at Kero and then back over at Jess.

"… You okay?"

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"Yeah," she says, still looking at Cerberus. "I just – bear?"

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Tyler rolls his eyes.

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"Long story short, magic is real, a magic thing created a copy of you earlier today and then killed her but we can bring her back to life."

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"Yyyyeah. Okay, so… how? And does it, like, hurt me or something, just so I know in advance – magic?"

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"No, it doesn't hurt – basically you just stand there while I do some embarrassing thing and then you'll have a twin."

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"… Embarrassing thing?"

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"He is a magical girl," Willow giggles, "who has to say magic phrases and wave a pink staff!"

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"He doesn't need those specific phrases, he just needs to say something about it and mean it."

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She raises an eyebrow. "Sounds like fun?"

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Theo restrains himself from strangling Cerberus – it would be bad to do that, of course, might frighten Jess.

"Not really," he responds, getting out the Key and saying the stupid phrase to turn it into the staff.

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There is magical wind! Light shows! Magic! Pink staff! Willow is giggling helplessly!

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Apparently they're just gonna do this at the door, then? Well, okay then.

Jess stands there patiently.

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Then Theo gets out the Twin card and asks Juniper what the name of the twin was.

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"Maya. Should we maybe not do this at the door? Since it's, like, magic and stuff." She looks around. "Not that anyone's looking, but," shrug.

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"Yeah, probably a good idea," she says, moving out of the doorway to let them in.

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Theo enters through the doorway, hoping the pink staff transformation wasn't seen while he was outside.

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The other three (plus a bear) follow!

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As does Tyler, shutting the door behind him.

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Okay, well, some of them might need to move over into the living room if they don't wanna get squished, but sure…

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Theo asks, "Ready?"

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To which Jess responds, "Sure?"

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And so he throws the card out in front of him – fortunately there's enough room – and says, "Twin, copy Jess into Maya," and then taps it with the wonderfully pink staff.

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Bright light enveloping Jess!

New Jess!

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Not new Jess! New Maya.

"… That was weird," she says. "Can I not do that again, please."

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"Yeah, I don't think we plan on it happening again."

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"Hi," says Jess to the newly appearing twin of Jess.

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"Hi," she says. "I'm Maya."

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"Yeah, uh. I'm Jess."

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"Yeah."

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Willow beams. "So! What now?"

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"Maybe explain this magic thing a bit more? Since I now have a twin…?"

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"Oh, sure, um—" She pauses, and realises she doesn't actually know anything about it, and eyes Theo, Tyler, Sadde, and Kero curiously.

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"Baaaasically there are some weird non-sentient card things that sort of act kinda like people but don't seem to think they are people. And they allow you to do magic if you have them and are magic. And if nobody has them, they go around doing magic to… lots of stuff. Which is potentially bad. Like the Twin, today."

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"Unfortunately magic is apparently innate and people who don't have it don't have it."

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"Okay, so, I'm guessing I don't have it, but… is there a way to know for sure? And, like, does Maya have some because she's made through magic, or…?"

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"I think the easiest way to check is manifesting Windy."

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"You mean, getting them to manifest Windy? Or can Windy tell me if something's magical…?"

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"Only magical people can see Windy."

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Theo doesn't literally facepalm. Not quite. "Yeah."

So he summons Windy by throwing out her card and tapping it with the staff and saying "Windy."

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And she appears!

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"Whoa. That is so cool."

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"What? What is? What are you seeing?"

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"It's some sort of… glowing woman? Translucent?" says Maya.

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Jess blinks a couple of times and looks in a similar sort of direction, but doesn't seem to see anything. "Yeah, I've got nothing?"

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"Aww! Why can you two see them and I can't? I mean, obviously because you're magical but awwwwww!"

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"We're both nonmagical then, I think? Woo."

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Theo shrugs. "I don't think there's much benefit to being magical anyway, but I don't know."

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"You can do magic how is it not a benefit?"

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"Yeah, but you can only do it with the cards, at least so far since we have no idea how the other thing works, and so it's not like you could do much with it anyway, is what I mean?"

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"Just because you don't know how doesn't mean you stop, you figure it out!" She looks at her new twin. "You are going to learn how to do magic or so help me..."

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Juniper laughs. "Yes, I will."

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"Sounds like fun," says Jess, not wholly but pretty damned mostly insincerely, making a bit of a face. "I mean, it could be fun, depending on what you can get to do with it, but… uh, yeah."

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"It's magic. It can, at the very least, create duplicates of people and also create things that only magical people can see. I'm pretty sure it'll be useful."

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Tyler continues to stand in the background rather quietly.

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"It can also make you shapeshift, control the elements, light and darkness, make things stop existing, conjure things, make you fly, float, or jump, lock places, cut things, protect things from being cut, et cetera, and that's just the cards, which were created via non-card magic, ssssooooo yeah. Maybe we should actually look into that, a bit."

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"Unfortunately Kero isn't much help on that type of magic," says Theo. Not accusatory or anything, just… sighing a bit.

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"Is it something you can maybe learn to do by just… uh, focusing on the mana or something weird like that? I don't know, does it feel like something when you use the cards?"

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"I can meditate on the magic, yeah, but that doesn't seem to help much with actually using it so much as just detecting stuff with it?"

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Jess decides that now is probably the time to mention, "Uh, this hallway's a little crowded – do you guys maybe wanna go sit down or something? If you plan on having some sort of discussion, that is, instead of just… getting me a twin."

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"Our place's always an option, there's tea and cookies."

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"Yeah, that works, uh, I'll just… let my mum know that I'm going out for a thing?"

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"Yeah, um, actually– what are we gonna do about me? Like, mum has no idea that I exist or anything, so. Uh."

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"Our mum took the news pretty well, but she's still not sure it isn't just some elaborate prank."

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"Yeah, uh, I'm not sure it's gonna go quite like that with ours but I might be wrong."

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"She mmmight be okay? She might just, you know, treat you like you're me?"

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"There's a lot of space for Maya to live with us if she needs to, I'm sure Mum won't mind, she already has five of us. Six, counting Juniper."

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"I'm nnot sure? It might be okay."

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"Yeah, maybe," says Maya. "And I wouldn't want to impose."

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"It's no imposition at all!"

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"She could probably fit another thirty-five Twins in her house..."

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Jess looks at Sadde a bit disbelievingly, then says, "Right, well, I'm off to tell mum."

And off she goes.

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"Anyway, are there any other kinds of magic you can do at all than card magic?"

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"I sometimes get a weird blurry thing?" says Theo. "Like superspeed but it's really temperamental and stuff. … I actually need to, like, test this at some point."

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"I can sorta shapeshift more-or-less, but the Change card is better at that."

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Tyler shrugs. In case anyone's looking to him for what he can do.

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...Sadde will figure out what his deal is later. When they're less crowded.

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And then out comes Jess and Maya's mother! Jess is trailing behind her.

She looks at Maya, rather confused. "Jess said… something about magic? And a twin?"

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"A magic card duplicated her."

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Jess's mother seems to notice the bear! She even says (approximately) as such: "You're a stuffed toy!"

Jess herself rolls her eyes.

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"I'm Cerberus, the magical beast guardian of the Clow Cards, created by Clow Reed himself to protect them and the world!"

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"Clow Reed? Who's that?" asks Jess. Then, to her mum, "Look, it's probably not important how all the magic works, you just need to know that I now have a twin, Maya."

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Maya waves. "Hi, mum."

Their mum responds by looking slightly confused. "I think I'm just going to sit down," she says, and then slowly walks back into the kitchen, a bit confused.

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"Clow Reed was the greatest sorcerer of all time, the first to unite Western and Eastern magic, and creator of the Clow Cards."

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"And what's the difference between Eastern and Western magic? Uh, sorry if you've already explained this to them."

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"Eastern magic is focused on balance, cold, and will, whereas Western magic is more about power, fire, and passion."

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"How did he 'unite' them? Just through the cards, or…?"

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"Okay, so, I think the same thing as before applies? It's a bit crowded here, maybe we should go back to Willow and Juniper's place if we're going to do a long discussion or something?"

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"Right! Let's go!" And she starts marching away.

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"Don't forget to put away your magic wand."

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Jess quickly pops into the kitchen to mention that she'll be back later and then follows the rest of them out.

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Theo turns the 'magic wand' back into the key – oh, what joyous fun he has doing this all the time – and then also leaves the house.

Tyler and Maya follow.

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"So, er, we never really talked much in school. How're you?" she asks Jess and, well, Maya, since same memories.

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"Yeah, uh, I'm fine I think?" says Jess, shrugging a little. "I mean, no offence or anything, Maya, but I don't think this really affects me that much?"

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"I get what you mean," nods Maya. "I'm the one that is… new, I guess. I'm fine, too, though."

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"I think having a copy of me would... affect me quite a bit. Especially given that it would be a different copy."

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"Well, I mean, yeah, but she doesn't seem to be evil or rude, or like, god-forbid annoying, so I don't think it'll be that bad?"

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"I'll try not to be?" says Maya, smiling a bit.

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"It would be just something if the Twin made evil twins."

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"Mwahahahahahahahahah!" Juniper cackles, then stops and clears her throat. "Sorry, that was an accident."

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Tyler smiles a bit at that. Not maliciously, but honestly.

It stops pretty quickly.

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Maya laughs. "No, see, we're evil twins, so obviously we're smarter than that and so we don't tell them." She fake-sighs at Juniper. "Did nobody tell you in the initiation?"

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"But maybe I'm pretending I'm not an evil twin by being so obviously bad at being an evil twin that no one suspects I am, in fact, an evil twin."

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"But then, maybe I'm pretending even more, by fakely referencing our initiation in such a way as to make it sound ridiculous and therefore divert suspicion even further."

She blinks and turns to the others, saying, "I'm not, by the way, just to make that clear."

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"But that's exactly what an evil twin would say."

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"I guess we'll never know the truth, then."

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Jess seems somewhat amused.

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"We'll just have to keep an eye on all these twins and make sure they don't do anything evil," Sadde declares.

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"Yeah," says Tyler, sounding thrilled. "Wouldn't want us to go tormenting the townsfolk or whatever."

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Theo looks at Tyler, also not seeming super thrilled, then looks back.

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And eventually they arrive at the Maxwells'. The honest-to-god butler doesn't bat an eye at the myriad twins and merely asks whether they will desire tea or something else to eat.

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Jess has already eaten – and therefore so has Maya, sort of.

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Theo, however, has not. And it's been a while since school, so uh, yeah, it'd be nice if they could have something to eat? (He makes sure to ask politely.)

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The butler nods and goes fetch the food.

"...sssso."

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"So," says Maya. "I have no idea what we're doing about me."

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"Yyyeah… Mum didn't seem super excited or anything – again, sorta sorry, feel like it's kinda my fault – but eye-dee-kay?"

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Tyler: standing quietly in the background, near to a wall. As usual.

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"Well, erm, first order of business is, I suppose, what to do. I assume Mr. Farron was okay with Tyler from his very monosyllabic answer, but there's still the matter of... I mean, I dunno, if I were in any of your places I'd want to know as much as I could about magic and get in on it and stuff?"

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"Well I do. Even if I can't do magic."

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"I think it was actually polysyllabic, just barely," puts in Theo.

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"We can just hang around trying to think of ideas?" suggests Jess to Willow. "And providing wonderful moral support, that too."

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"Yeah," says Maya, smiling. "Knowing about magic would be nice – are there, uh, different strengths? Do I have some weak type of magic meaning I can't actually do any weird thing myself, or do I maybe have something like your things…?"

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"Woo, moral support."

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"There's magic of several different types. The Cards themselves have a hierarchy, but personal magic isn't as neatly divided as that."

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"Oh, huh. So, do I probably have a weird magic thing? Or is that, I dunno, rare and I have to poke it a bit or something to get it to show up, or…?"

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"Weird magical things are usually just one of the ways latent magic finds to express itself when sorcery isn't actually pursued."

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"...you never mentioned this."

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"You never asked."

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"We, um. We did ask about this before, pretty sure? We asked about other magic we could do and then how to do magic without cards, and you… didn't mention this, or at least maybe you did but said you couldn't help?"

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"I don't know how to do magic without cards, you're the ones with weird magical things!"

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"Okay, right, so do you have any idea how we might get started on it, even? Like, is it just a superhuge amount of meditation and then blindly fumbling my way through some stuff? Or do you not even have, like, any idea of how, is this a thing that we're gonna have to guess and hope at."

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Tyler feels like sighing. They've already been over this: Kero is only helpful with respect to the cards, and even then, only to a very limited extent.

Ugh.

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"I know there are rituals and spells with words on them. I don't know how you invent them or use them."

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Theo rubs at his eye a bit. "Maybe we'll just have to use lots of trial and error," he says. "Sounds exciting."

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Maya doesn't seem super thrilled. But anyway: magic.

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"It does sound exciting, though! Inventing magic from scratch, it's like science but better!"

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"Yeah! We can come up with whatever spells we want! We could have a spell for a death laser!"

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Sadde looks at Juniper. "I think maybe she is the evil twin."

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"Nonsense, we're both evil." She starts cackling.

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Willow joins in.

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"Okay, but if you want to be evil, you might want to try for something more general-purpose than a death ray. Like, a heat ray that has different intensities, that could work approximately the same and would allow for more varied use."

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Jess gives Maya a bit of a look. "Aaaand why would you need a heat ray?"

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"… I mean, I wouldn't. It's just, you know, probably more useful than a death ray."

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"I feel like we have too many evil twins in the room?" says Theo. "It sounds a bit like we're outnumbered here, Sadde?"

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Tyler: is still standing at the side of the room, rather passively.

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"Don't look at me, I'm an evil twin all on my own," he says, and starts cackling himself. He throws Tyler a side glance but doesn't really have a way to do... anything about it right now, in a stranger's house.

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"So, am I alone in being non-evil then? Whatever shall I do."

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"Nah, you've still got me," says Jess, then she glances at Tyler. "Maybe him, too?"

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Tyler makes a noncommittal sound! It might be agreement. Maybe it's disagreement. Who knows.

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"Wonderful, two-or-three versus four-or-five. At least I have the cards, I guess? Well, most of the captured ones, I mean."

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"I have a couple of them, too!"

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"Well, which cards to do you have, and what cards are there? For purely academic purposes, of course."

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"I have, uh, Windy, Jump, Lock, Sword, Shadow and Glow. Sadde's got Change and Fly? And then there are another like thirty or something, I've got a list somewhere."

He looks through his bag to find it.

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Maya moves forwards to have a look at it.

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"You also have Twin, now," Juniper points out, then she and Willow lean forward to look at it, too. It is quite the list.

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"Oh, yeah, that too."

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"Some of those sound… raaaather dangerous."

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"They are! If Theo doesn't capture them, they will bring catastrophe to the world."

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"Come again?"

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"Yeah, see, that keeps being said, and like, they can do a lot of damage, but I'm pretty sure it's just that they do basically what the Twin did. So, they cause minor havoc and if we're not careful, they could get worse."

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Maya looks between Theo and Kero. "Aaaand is that right or is he totally wrong?"

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"It really depends on how fast he captures the card, and which it is—the cards get more powerful the longer they're active. Earthy could sink all the continents on Earth."

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She blinks and looks around a bit warily. "And hhhhow long would it take to get powerful enough to do that? Are we talking hours, days, weeks, months…?"

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"For that, weeks. It can create an earthquake in less than two days, though."

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"Okay, and why are these, um, cards, like, places? Did they just appear there – no, you said some guy made them – did he bury them different places or something?"

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"No, Theo scattered them when he found the Clow Book, where they were sealed."

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Juniper does not say "nice job breaking it, hero," but she sure does think it.

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"In my defense, the book clicked open when I walked near to it, the top card was 'The Windy' and apparently picking her up and saying her name made all the cards scatter, okay, so, I hardly feel I can be blamed, even though it is my fault."

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"… Ah," says Maya. "Okay. And… why were they in this book? And where was this book?"

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"A museum. And– I don't know, safekeeping or something? Kero?"

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"The book was their seal, and I was its guardian, tasked with keeping them safe and contained."

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"Aaaaand why didn't you keep them safe and contained when Theo opened the book?"

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"...I fell asleep."

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Theo: does not quite have a look on his face saying, See?

It's more a look saying: Look, it's not my fault, and also Kero is terrible. So it's a bit more detailed than just 'See?'

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"… Ah," says Maya again.

Just ah.

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"You fell asleep. You just happened to be asleep at the exact time Theo showed up."

 

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"...I was asleep for thirty years."

 

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Sadde chokes on his spit.

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"Yeah, see, I don't get this – did someone curse you or something? Is that a thing you can do? Curse the 'guardian of the cards' to fall asleep? Did the Sleep decide they'd finally had enough of you? Like, how?"

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"No, I just dozed off..."

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"For thirty years?"

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"That book was really boring!"

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"Boring enough that you slept for thirty years? Uh, wasn't it your job to look over it and make sure they didn't, you know, fall into the wrong hands?"

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"...yes. But I would've woken up if they had! There was a Seal, and only the worthy could open it, so Theo must be worthy."

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"I still have no idea what 'worthy' means, by the way."

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"This sounds sort of like a… children's TV show? Like, nothing is specific. At all. And also there's magic."

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"Mm," agrees Tyler.

That's possibly the first audible sound he's made since they got back here.

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The bear shrugs. "Worthy by Clow Reed's estimation."

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Theo sighs. "Okay, so, what were we doing? Talking about magic? Giving you guys information so you can conduct evil twinnery or whatever?"

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"Yeah! And figuring out what to do with Maya, I guess."

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"Yeah, um. I can probably sleep on the floor in Jess's room? We've probably got a blow-up bed somewhere. I'm not sure what to do about my lack of legal identity, or like, school and stuff. I mean, it's not like I'm technically signed up for any GCSEs or anything, so, I also won't have any qualifications or anything." She shrugs and looks a bit sad about it.

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Willow looks around at the rather immense sitting room they're in now, with the fairly large fireplace a person would fit inside, then raises a pointed eyebrow looking at Maya.

If looks could talk hers would be yelling.

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Maya is probably not going to take the hint that she can presumably stay over here without being explicitly invited to do so, because that's the sort of thing she would really rather not presume.

Besides, still leaves the legal identity thing.

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Then after some pointed staring in silence Willow will have to say, "You know, we have twelve guest rooms."

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Maya snorts a bit. "Twelve." Raising an eyebrow, she continues, "Why… twelve?"

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"Yeah, gotta agree with her here, why twelve?"

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"Well, why not twelve?"

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"At least in part because twelve is a rather large number when talking about rooms?"

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Maya just blinks and shakes her head a bit.

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"This is a rather large house, we had to put something in it."

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Jess snorts. "Okay, so, is that an offer for Maya to stay here?"

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"Yes," Juniper and—

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—Willow say at the same time.

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"Okay, well, um, iiif Maya's okay with that? I mean, mum probably wouldn't handle it too great anyway, I don't know how she's gonna react, but yeah." She shrugs.

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"I'm pretty sure I'm okay with that!" she says, not seeming too sad about her mum. "If you guys honestly don't mind."

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"Twelve."

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"Rooms."

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"Yes, but like, presumably it comes with the offer of food, and like, I'm still in the house, and that might be annoying or something so I'm just– checking that it's absolutely okay."

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Theo looks kinda like he wants to laugh at this. A little bit.

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"Yes, it's okay, Mum would never forgive us if we didn't offer."

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"Thanks," says Maya. "Is there, uh, are there any, like, house rules I need to know or something?"

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"Don't destroy things, if you want to eat anything gluten-free it's gonna come from your pocket money—they might make an exception for you -, no loud noises after nine pee em, erm... I think that may be it."

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"My pocket money?" she asks. "Oh, what, you mean Jess's money? Wow, I only just realised that I literally have no money."

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"She was just repeating Mum's words verbatim, she has pocket money rules but you would probably have special guest rules applied to you."

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Maya nods. "Oh right, well, thanks! Those all sound like reasonable rules."

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"Okay," says Theo. "Um, what else was there – just magic stuff?"

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"Just magic stuff?" Sadde and—

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—Willow say simultaneously in bafflement.

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"… As in, we don't have things that are not 'magic stuff' left to cover, not, 'just' magic stuff as in just magic stuff."

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Both of them giggle.

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"Yes, it's probably just magic stuff."

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"Okay, so– um, I don't actually know what magic stuff specifically? Like, Kero doesn't seem to know much about sorcery or whatever, and I only know about meditation – which is apparently really difficult for people who aren't the Cardcaptor – as for magic things that don't actually use the cards, other than my weird glitchy super-almost-speed thing that I still really need to test."

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"Yeah but you could still tell us about all of the cards, and then we'll do original research on magic or something. By the way, why don't we go find other sorcerers who could teach us?"

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"… I have no idea how I'm meant to go find other magical people without, like, seeming like a raving lunatic? Unless Kero has some ideas? But yeah, I can tell you about the cards I've got and you've seen the list, so?"

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"You might be able to meditate to find them if they were nearby but most sorcerer clans don't live in big cities..."

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He shrugs. "Do they live in England? Like, presumably the Eastern-Western thing is like actually meaning Japan-and-such versus America-and-England, right, it's not just some weird term for it?"

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"Hey, um, guys, this is great and all but– it's kinda getting late and I have school tomorrow and magic is awesome and whatever but I can't do it so, uh…?"

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"Oh, right. Erm, we'll see each other later? Your parents might not like us to be all here all night, too," he says that last part to Juniper and Willow.

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Jess shrugs. "Yeah, we'll totally meet up again, I'm not saying not."

To Juniper and Willow, "Thanks for having me," she says, ever so politely, and then to Theo and Sadde, "Thanks for, like, trying to fix the stupid magic stuff."

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"Yeah, um, no problem?" responds Theo.

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"Of course, the plan is making everyone immortal and ushering in a post-scarce society!"

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"Which might be a bit frustrating with this magic, but yeah."

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"Okay, right, well, um, I will see you guys tomorrow! Some of you. Probably," she says, and then off she goes to try to find the door to the house.

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Sadde, Theo, and Tyler leave, as well, returning to Theo's place, while Willow and Juniper stay and show Maya around the house.