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The ice pants conceal nothing
so there were cameras rolling, and...
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A news broadcaster stands in front of the cleared surroundings of a large portal. The asphalt behind her has been partially melted, though guiding tents have been set up regardless.

"- and we are here, fourteen minutes after Volcanic Range's portal turned green, still waiting to see if anyone emerges. Speculation runs rampant as authorities try to figure out what precisely happened inside the dungeon to cause its death. Experts insist that the S-rank Lee Tae-gun was the only one of the two espers trapped inside with the firepower to kill such a notorious dungeons, but sensor readings before the dungeon's evacuation make it clear that the rising temperatures inside - already the hottest for dungeons on record - were climbing, so -"

Something begins to emerge from the portal. A hand reaches through the inky black, followed by -

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- a scarlet haired woman steps out of the portal, eyes firmly shut as if she is instead putting her hand on a hot stove. She is very extremely naked, with a - somewhat comically ineffectual attempt to make some kind of covering out of ice that is rather a bit too see through to be doing the job she clearly wants it to be doing.

Her other hand reaches behind her, and following her out of the portal is -

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—Lee Tae-gun, precisely as naked as she is. More, even, he doesn't have anything covering his nipples. And unlike every time any camera has ever captured him immediately out of a portal, he does not look composed and in control. His face is flushed—his whole body is—and his ice briefs do very very little to hide the fact that he is sporting an erection.

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And they sure are both slooooowly floating down. Completely mid air. Their bodies very very viewable against the black of the portal, and eventually the city behind.

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(and the cameraman, who knows what his job is, keeps his hand steady, turns slowly away from the stunned newscaster, and zooms right on in on both of them)

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Everyone else stands in stunned silence until they gently reach the ground.

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Somewhere in that, Kim Hye-jin moved her free hand towards attempting to cover her extremely ample assets, kind of ineffectually. She opens a single eye to confirm they are on the ground, then squeaks out in Japanese:

"毛布をいくつかいただけませんか?"

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The video has been crudely captioned with a translation:

[May I humbly request that we could perhaps have a few blankets?]

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This successfully breaks the spell of stunned silence, and soon enough, support staff rush in with blankets.

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Kim Hye-jin, for all of her clear embarrassment at being naked on international television, does actually prioritize covering her partner before herself. This admittedly means abandoning covering her breasts in favor of ineffectually shoving the blanket desperately in the direction of his crotch, which he's just making zero attempt to cover at all.

She has also absolutely not let go of the hand that she's holding, and if anything has something of a vice grip on it.

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He accepts the blanket and holds it in one hand. It is, like, kind of incidentally maybe blocking the view from certain angles? It's not doing much more than that.

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... nnnnnghh good enough she's getting her own blanket firmly around herself and then she will be dragging him off to the medical tent right this instant....

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And that is where the video clip that leaked onto the internet is typically ended.