"We've got this just don't ruin it with your horrible voice."

4:00

*Mechanical parts expand revealing fearsome dinosaur statues that move in a mockery of life*

"Once a jolly swagman camped by a Billabong
Under the shade of a Coolabah tree
And he sang as he watched and waited till his billy boiled
'Who'll come a-waltzing Matilda with me?'''

'Down come a jumbuck to drink at the water hole
Up jumped a swagman and grabbed him in glee
And he sang as he stowed him away in his tucker bag
"You'll come a-waltzing Matilda with me'".

Up rode the Squatter a riding his thoroughbred
Up rode the Trooper - one, two, three
"Where's that jumbuck you've got in your tucker bag?",
"You'll come a-waltzing Matilda with me"

But the swagman he up and jumped in the water hole
Drowning himself by the Coolabah tree,
And his ghost may be heard as it sings in the Billabong,
'Who'll come a-waltzing Matilda with me?'"

"That was fun, Fortress time?"

"Yeah. Do they really play the criminal drowning ballad every hour?"

"Yeah, pretty great eh?"

"ana 1 ana litterally 1"

"got her.

venture has ult."

"gg"

"Do you ever feel like some of the lines are addressed at you personally, like some of the Genji ones about his family seem really relevant to you."

"Ellen, please just play the game and don't read too much into it or rant about how our teacher was obviously the devil because of that weird in school suspension thing and playing the fiddle."

"Bringing that up is obviously not going to calm me down or make it easier for me to concentrate, honestly I'm a little surprised I'm not having an attack but I guess I've burnt it out."

"Obviously?"

"Oh fuck we keep using that word."

"I do not think it means what we think it means."

"Did you just exit queue?"

Chat, I thought you two explained Hunting to Lilith. I thought you explained suspension to Lilith, what did you tell her.

"We're renting the streamer booth and burning one of your privacy spells in case I crash out completely."

"On it."

Please don't jump off the handle.

We were worried about her doing...something while we were in school. 

What?

And then we thought we should let you decide how much to tell her.

And we both thought the other told you about that.

Alright, ladies. Let's teach these boys a lesson! *laugh* 

Summer shack avenged.

"I disassociated a little while we were coming over. Is the privacy spell up."

"Yes, but crisse Ellen are you sure now is a good time you are not ok."

"I'm fine.

Me when I'm not fine.

Look if you will just accept that he was the devil or at least that he was that evil and that you can't push back without knowing details I can drop it for a few days. Get your dad sorted and sleep a bit ok?"

"I'll try, but it's hard when I know what talking about the devil means from someone like you... and I'm not saying he wasn't a sadist but he was also the first adult to actually respect me. 

And I'm not sure what you expect from a suicide class instructor?"

Zoey, not pushing the devil thing or detials right this minute, but can you please confirm that at least for us Mythos and Hunting were way worse than Suicide and not even with a reasonable excuse. Like Tan was explicitly trying to make us evil.

Yes, and I'm sorry...

I had fun with it, but Mr. Tan liked me.

Oh and I was already evil going in, probably why he liked me.

Only times I had trouble were when I tried to stick up for them, and the one cat incident.

Love you too. And don't apologize. We shouldn't have been in that situation, but given the given's I'm glad one of us got to be a good person.

Gonna stream Celeste now. Ellen out.

"What?"

"Not realistically beating my PB, but gonna give it a go. You provide musical backup."

"Again, what?"

"You can improvise lyrics to Reach for the Summit, you're litterally Canadian and transfem."

"Not what I meant and not how that works."

"But fine."