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Teacher leave them kids alone
I'm still unsure if people will be mad if I have Ellen say her school was a mix of Chelish seminary and Monsters University if Pixar weren't cowards so I'm saying it for her.
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*fiddle music intensifies as students trickle in then stops when the last one sits*

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"Hell-o children, I'm Sandy Tan your teacher for this course and I hope a bright shining star in the darkness you are about to enter.

Many past immortals have complained about this class being hellishly difficult.

But with practice abusing resurrection mechanics can be a devil of a good time.

Welcome to suicide class."