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They get to Casasha. Shara gets her cream puff and her fruit. Strangers incline their heads to her and call her "pennon"; a few recognize her personally or just know that there aren't any other Swanpennons her age and call her "princess". Casasha is pretty densely populated - there's farmland in parts of it, but the place the wilds spit them out in isn't it; it's a largish city by the source of the river they've been following, and after they spend a night in an inn there - and their horses are more thoroughly seen to than is possible on the trail - they'll be proceeding on a well-trafficked highway to the royal household.

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Zeviana seems to find all of the people energizing and exciting. She goes from place to place, curious, asking questions about a city she's never seen before - meeting people, talking to people, and, at one point, flirting with a waitress.

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Adarin is a bit more reserved. He hangs around Shara, is polite, and is not be particularly huggy in public. Not because he isn't feeling huggy, but because he's worried about how it would reflect on Shara herself.

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Kayam finds it highly entertaining that Zeviana flirts with a waitress. She doesn't flirt with anyone herself, but directs a couple of girls at Zeviana. She's also happy to play tour guide.

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Shara answers questions about her adventuring from curious strangers - apparently it was reasonably common knowledge that she'd be doing some of that - and confirms that the paler of her companions are rescuees. She leaves Adarin in total control of the hugging level.

And after their night in the inn, on to the capital they go.

"When we get to the palace my parents are going to want to meet the people I rescued, especially if it counts," says Shara. "And, um, considering how they met, they might be looking particularly close at you."
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He raises an eyebrow. "Why? How'd they meet?"

(He thinks he already knows.)
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"Well, he rescued her. And like forty other people, but yeah."

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"And I am a young man around the same age that generally agrees with most of your outlooks on life and is planning to play bodyguard to you specifically," he finishes. "Well."

Adarin coughs, and looks generally embarrassed. But not particularly put out.
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"Yeah. They might ask. But I'm not under any particular pressure to get married in spite of the princess thing because the succession doesn't have to be traditional. So that's the most they'll do even if they adore you, promise, you aren't going to be subject to pushy crowned people."

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"Makes sense. Is there anything in particular I should tell them?"

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"I was thinking the truth? Is the truth complicated in some way of which I am unaware?"

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"Truth's fine, I was just making sure there was no - forbidden lover or something you would like me to cover for. I'm a terrible liar, by the way, don't ever ask me to, I might try if it's important but that doesn't make me good at it."

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"Pff, no, I have not been forbidden anyone and have no lovers even of the bidden kind. The terrible liar thing is noted."

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"Very well, milady," he says agreeably.

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"My parents are nice," she reassures him.

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"They sound nice, so far - or, your father at least, saving forty people."

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"Well, you already knew at least one of them had gone on a crown-impressing adventure, didn't you?"

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"Yes, but I didn't know which one."

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"It was him. He wasn't a prince, before, he wasn't even in the principal Swanpennon branch - full-on pennon, no tricky commoner ancestry making it awkward for him to try on the crown when it came up, but not living in the Swanpennon estate most of the year. He was - I think the nearest foreign equivalent is a knight? They're just called blades, here - flag blades if one disapproves of state-sponsored violence and likes to call anybody with a sharp object a blade. And he went around the town he lived in doing that policing misbehavior as it cropped up and then there was a flash flood - people think it was a weather raveler, but it's not clear - and Karaz got everybody who couldn't swim or who'd got hurt in the original wave out of the low-lying area. Including Auriny, my mom."

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Adarin smiles. "He sounds nice, yeah. Good for him on saving people."

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"They actually didn't start courting until years later, although still before the then-princes and princesses had aged past their first shot and therefore before Karaz had a crack at it."

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He nods. "Makes sense, it's still - kind of a cute way to meet. You know, aside from the flood in the first place, of course."

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"It was, by all accounts."

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"Is it common for the monarchy to meet via - rescue? Or was it just a thing with them?"

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"It's - traditional more than it is common?" says Shara. "It's the obvious story. But not overwhelmingly typical."

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Adarin laughs a little. "Ah, I see. Am - I going to cause rumors by my very presence?"

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"Probably. Please don't worry about them, though, no one who can do anything about it is going to be pushy, there's no one around who can make you."

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"I don't think they could make me, I'm - just worried about - ugh, this is going to sound so stupid if I say it out loud. Do you want me to say it out loud?"

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"I have no idea what you're going to say. I promise not to laugh at you or anything."
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"Okay, well. I'm worried about accidentally becoming an - I don't know, accidental stain on your honor due to rumors and my reprogramming due to horrible unethical magic."

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"Uh? No. Even if the likely rumors were true it would be the kind of thing that is considered perfectly traditional and I don't see what the horrible unethical magic has to do with it."
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"See, it sounds stupid when I say it out loud. Okay then, as long as I'm not making any horrific cultural missteps that personally cause you trouble, then it's fine. Had to be sure."

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"You're fine," she assures him.

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"Good. Let me know if I'm ever not. I'm kind of being obsessively careful, and all."

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"I'll tell you, I promise I'll tell you."

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He laughs. "Thanks, I realize I keep asking the same thing of you over and over - it's important, is all. Sorry."

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"No harm done."

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"I'll stop extracting the same promise from you over and over. I'll choose different wordings of the same one, instead," he jokes.

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"If that's what it takes to make you feel comfortable."

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"Thank you," says Adarin, sincerely. "It's very kind of you."
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"You're welcome."

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"You're looking at me funny."

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"Sorry, I'll stop," he laughs.

Oh look, clouds!

"Better?"
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"I'm not complaining, I just don't know what it means."

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"I'm not sure how to even begin to explain that one, sorry. Suffice to say, I like your company."

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"Oh, good."

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"You're doing it again," laughs Shara.

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"Pff, sorry, didn't even realize it that time."

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"You don't have to be sorry, I'm just super curious. It looks sort of like you're considering painting me."

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"If I could paint, I definitely would paint you, but. Can't, sorry."

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"Aw. I guessed wrong."

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"Try again later and win a prize," he teases.

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"Ooh, what's the prize?"

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"I have absolutely no idea!"

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"Surprise mystery prize."

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"All of those things, yes."

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"Do you distribute the prize or just anticipate that it will fall out of the sky?"

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"I will distribute it, I don't expect the sky to produce prizes. Unless the prize is inclement weather, but I don't think you want that."

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"It's not much of a prize. How are you going to distribute a prize you don't even know what it is?"

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"I'll figure it out," he laughs.

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"What if I guess before you do, though, then what?"

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"Then you get a slip of paper that says 'IOU' and you'll get it when I figure out what the prize is."

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"I'm beginning to suspect this wasn't very much planned ahead of time."

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"It really isn't."

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"See if I hire you to run any contests for me."

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He laughs. "Nooo, there go my dreams of running contests! They're shattered! I'm heartbroken."

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"Awww, I don't want to break your heart. What will cheer you up?"

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"Letting me run a contest in the future, obviously."

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"What a dilemma. Do I be kind or be responsible?"

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"Maaaybe you could placate me with something else," laughs Adarin. "Taking a third option."

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"Such as? What do you like? I know not painting."

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"Not painting!" he agrees. "Reading, I love books. Uh - I sort of lost a lot of hobbies, and I forgot about the ones that I had when I was younger, so I'll be vague rather than specifics. Introverty, some board games, some card games - I'm really not a party person. I like thinking, though - and I'm good at math."

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"What kind of books?"

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"Most of them, honestly. I think poetry's about the only thing that I get bored of reading, and that's because a lot of it tends to meander around and waste my time. History, fiction, non-fiction - it's basically all fine, but I do have a fondness for storybooks with clever protagonists."

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"Clever protagonists who rescue people? Are you contemplating writing a book about me since you can't paint?"

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Adarin cracks up. "I wasn't, but now I kind of want to see if I can manage that!"
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"I would be ridiculously flattered!"

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"I'm not sure I can write a book, though! I could obsessively plan it out and never start, or the prose could be a mess, or any number of things."

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"Well, I don't desperately need a book. But if you want to write one you can."

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"Thanks! If I get bored I might try it. I might even try to make it into a series, of adventures that I make up."

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"I will want to vet any adventures being attributed to me."

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"Of course."

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"Thank you. No claiming that I have been swashbuckling pirates or something. Totally inconsistent with my established character, that."

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He snickers. "It would be, you'd be consistent with your established character and you'd go on lots of adventures with Kayam to help innocent people with the power of talking about it."

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"The power of what? Me and Kayam saved you with raveling and a flashball and a knife."

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"You tried talking about it first; the flashball, raveling, and knife were in self defense after that failed."

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"Yeah, fair."

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"So, obviously the adventures would involve you trying to talk about it, the villains not agreeing, and then you have to win through violence."

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"I'm actually terrible at violence, personally. Until I was eight I was the clumsiest little girl of all time, and then my parents found me a chronic-healer and now I'm not nearly that bad but anything really complicated is still not going to happen. So Kayam fills in."

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"Okay, you need Kayam's help to win through violence. She'll be your sidekick."

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"We prefer to call her my friend rather than my sidekick."

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"You are being extremely unhelpful with my floundering not-an-author starting attempts, you realize."

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"Oh no. How terrible of me. The crown will not be impressed."

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"Obviously there is only one way to solve this." He pauses dramatically. "I must never write again."

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"Again?"

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".... Well. Okay, not again. I must never start writing a novel, though."

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"Aww."

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"I am entirely free to tell your story in interpretive dance, though." Another pause. "I will not tell your story in interpretive dance."

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"You won't? But it'd be so funny."

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"It would, I agree! But it would be a recipe for disaster, no good would come of it. I would make a fool of myself, and then where would I be?"

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"Hilarious?"

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"A recipe for a hilarious disaster, then."

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"Aw. It'd be cute."

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"Thanks," he laughs. "But I don't know how to do interpretive dance, either."

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"Then how are you planning to recount the story for fascinated audiences, I ask you."

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Adarin snickers. "I'll get my sister to do it."

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"Is she any good at interpretive dance?"

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"Nope!"

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"Then what's she going to do?"

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"You'd have to ask her!" says Adarin, unhelpfully.

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"What makes you think she could carry out the task, then?"

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Adarin shrugs. "Mostly because I don't think I can."

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"Complementary sorts of skills?"

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"That tends to be how it goes with us, yeah. It's convenient, actually."

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"Neat."

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"Yeah. I mean, there are some exceptions, obviously. Neither of us can paint and both of us can feed ourselves, for example."

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"Aw, here I was imagining that one of you had mastered spoons and the other only forks and you had to feed each other depending on the course."

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Adarin snorts with laughter. "That's - you're hilarious, that would be the funniest thing ever."

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"And one of you could manage knives - perhaps not the same one who did forks, so you'd have to cooperate to cut up meat."

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"We'd have to do the dishes together, too, one of us has mastery of sponges and the other mastery of towels."

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"Oh, and one of you must drink all your beverages with a straw because only the other one can manage cups correctly."

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"Only one of us can open doors, too, and the other windows. Doorknobs are confusing things, after all."

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"One of you can walk normally and the other has only figured out how to hop. One of you can talk and the other can only sing. One of you can tie knots and the other has learned to use buttons. This sounds like a silly children's book."

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"It does, doesn't it," laughs Adarin. "Too bad I swore off writing, otherwise I'd get rich from the book."

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"Terrible pity. Such a loss. Perhaps the world would be better off if you didn't keep to random promises made as a joke."

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"Perhaps! But now I have to think of silly ways around the promises."

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"Maybe you have mastered making promises but only Zeviana has mastered keeping them."

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Adarin laughs. "If we were that bad neither of us would ever be able to function."

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"Ah. Well, I don't think anybody but me heard you swear off writing. I could just release you from the promise."

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"That's all right, I don't think I'd be much good at it. I'm more of a numbers person."

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"Fair enough."

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"But I guess if we every figure out a way to tell your story in a math problem, I am your man."

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"I haven't the foggiest idea how you'd do that. Maybe I'm not mathy enough."

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"Yeah, I've got no idea how I'll turn that into math, either. Sorry. You'll be the second to know."

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"Cool."

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They make it to Casasha City. Casasha City is huge and has very tall buildings, including the palace.

Shara rides up to it, is recognized by the guards, vouches for "my rescuees", and hands off the horses and proceeds into the building proper on foot.

"Let's grab my parents, they'll want to watch me making my try," she says. "In case it takes this time."
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"Bet you it dooooes," sings Kayam.

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"If it doesn't I'm making faces at it."

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"You are welcome to supervise too."

Shara asks the nearest palace staff for the last known whereabouts of either monarch and follows their directions to the king's study.

There, in his study, is the king! He is wearing his crown and everything.

"Father, I'm back! I brought rescuees! There were more of them but only these ones wanted to come along. This is Adarin and that's his sister Zeviana."
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Zeviana inclines her head. "Your majesty."

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Adarin does the same. "Your majesty. We are indeed the rescuees."

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"Good to meet you," says the king, getting up to hug his daughter. "What did you rescue them from, Shara?"

"Some kind of raveler I don't even know what to call her - she was raveling people, their - liking for each other. She had a bunch of them kept more or less like pets in a house in the wilds. I noticed her casting a spell as we rode by, figured out which of the occupants was her, dropped my flashball to signal Kayam, shredded one of his shields to let her knife the raveler," she gestures at Adarin, "and then we just barely had time to explain instead of having to bail, they were really upset, it didn't wear off when she died."
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"We're much less upset about it now."

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"There was considerable variety in the reactions to her death," says Shara. "Some of them were really mad but we got out of there with Adarin and Zeviana without a problem. Anyway, I think it's a good shot at impressing the crown and expect you and Mother will want to watch."

"Of course we will," agrees the king. "I think she's in the aviary."

Off to the aviary!
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Yay, aviary!

Adarin's quiet on the trip there, he's not sure about what to say.
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The aviary has birds in it. Also a queen. Her crown is not even on, but she looks a lot like Shara. And hugs her. And is addressed by Shara thus:

"Mother, I'm back, I rescued some people and brought two home with me, come watch me try the crown."

"Of course, darling!" exclaims Queen Auriny. "Hello, it's so nice to meet you both."
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"It's nice to meet you, too," says Adarin.

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"Hello!" says Zeviana brightly.

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"Crown lives in the throne room under guard," says Shara, and she leads the way towards the throne room.

There, she proves that she is herself both by looking like herself and by demonstrating that she can do metaravelry and therefore cannot also be doing shapeshifting (she turns her back and Kayam makes a tiny space fold, which Shara finds unerringly on the first try and pokes her finger through to tap a guard on the nose from four feet away). They let her have the crown.

It looks like an inch-tall half-inch-thick ring of mirror-bright platinum, no diamonds at all.

Till Shara goes and ceremoniously kneels before the heir throne to the right of the regnant throne, and puts it on her head.

Then an invisible seam opens up, dividing the ring into a top and a bottom, and it proves to be hollow.

Well, hollow of platinum, anyway. It contains quite a lot of radiant-cut flawless diamonds, which float between the two rings, rolling in a slow languid circle clockwise around Shara's head.

"Is - is it working? I can't see," Shara asks, shaking with excitement.
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Adarin grins and laughs. "Looks like I don't have to make faces at it after all. Congrats, Shara."

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Shara grins from ear to ear and gets up and sits in her throne and flings her arms in the air and whoops.

Her parents and Kayam all rush forward to hug her at about the same time and manage it, more or less.
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Adarin's a bit more reserved, and therefore doesn't rush to hug her, but he does grin and look generally supportive.

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The crown continues to do its lazy diamond spinning, although it turns out that if Shara tilts her head far enough to her left it will go counterclockwise instead. She hugs back her huggy well-wishers and then gets up and twirls and says, "Well. I have been traveling for weeks. I want an outfit that I have not worn since I left and a not-at-an-inn bath and an hour with a fresh notebook. You," she says, pointing at one of the guards who was previously guarding the crown, "please show my rescuees to some guest rooms and send them a house servant to make sure they're comfortable, and then tell the captain he's not going to need a watch over my crown because it is now spoken for!"

The guard bows to her and says, "This way," to the twins.
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And, off the twins go!

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"Eeeeeee a palace," says Zeviana brightly. "We go to fun places, now, I like her."

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The guard shows them to a pair of guest rooms and sends them a maid who asks if there's anything the rooms don't have that would make them more comfortable as Her Highness's guests.

Also, the maid winks at Adarin when she mentions Her Highness.
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Adarin... Does not know how to feel about this. He goes with not emoting. Not emoting is good.

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Then the maid asks if they're going to be attending the heir's announcement party and informs them that if so they're going to need formal wear. There is heavy emphasis on formal: she obviously doesn't believe these people have laid eyes on a sufficiently formal garment in their lives.

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Zeviana looks at her, coldly.

She's low born, certainly, she's pretty sure she hasn't seen a garment formal enough in her life. But despite that - the way she's looking at the maid, she's a fucking queen.

"If I go anywhere," she says archly, "you can be damn sure I'll be dressed for it."
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"Excuse me," says the maid. "I only wanted to know if you needed something spare tailored for you."

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"Right," growls Zeviana.

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"That would be great, we'd love to go," says Adarin, awkwardly. "Uh - something spare tailored, please?"

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"All right then," says the maid, and she produces a tape measure and measures various parts of Adarin and then looks expectantly at Zeviana.

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Zeviana sighs, and then lets the maid take measurements.

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The maid measures her and then goes away again.

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Kayam, in a change of clothes - out of the riding outfit, into an outfit that is less durable but still features pants instead of a skirt - swings by their hall a bit later. "Hi, guys!"

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"Hey," says Adarin.

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Zeviana is over in a corner, looking annoyed, but she says, "Hi."

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"You okay?" Kayam asks Zeviana.

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"Meh. Feeling a bit insulted, the maid was rude."

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"Oh, did you get her name? I know the housekeeper, I can get you assigned somebody else if you want."

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"Didn't get her name. She was all - looking down on us, though."

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"Well, get her name next time, otherwise I can't do anything. How do you like the palace besides that?"

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"All right. The palace is - okay. Pretty."

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"Shara's party's going to be in four days to allow time to invite a few hundred stuffy pennons and other important personages and if I should happen to faint dead away when I see her in that dress they've got socked away for the occasion please claim that I had been neglecting to drink enough water to all witnesses," sighs Kayam.

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Adarin's confused. "... Why would you faint upon seeing her in a dress?"

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"Oh, am I that good at being subtle about it now? I am pining for the princess of Casasha who is tragically straight. She knows, but I try not to make it weird, I do want to still be best friends regardless."

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"Oh," says Adarin. Awkwardly.



"I guess I have company, then."
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"Well, you don't have my little anatomy problem, you should just kiss her."

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"I - mean um. I don't think she feels the same way, so."

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"Adarin, her crush on you is the size of this entire continent."
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He peers at her, confused. "What?"
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"She likes you and you should kiss her because she's not gonna touch you because you recently had extremely sketchy interpersonal relationships and she thinks you need space, so if you like her, go for it."

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"Oh."



Dubiously, he asks, "Just - kiss her out of the blue?"
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"Okay, maybe not completely out of the blue. Get her alone first and tell her you like her and reassure her that the sketchy personal relationship history is not a problem here?"

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"That's a better idea."

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"And then kiss her. Or, like, tilt your head and lean forward a little and make gooey eye contact, maybe."

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Adarin laughs, a little nervously. "I'll - um. Figure it out?"

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Kayam looks at him skeptically. "You will, huh? All by yourself."

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Zeviana has been trying not to laugh, the entire time. "You're doomed. You're so doomed."

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He sighs.

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"I don't think he's doomed to anything more than a few awkward moments at the very beginning."

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"Fun."

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"Can I watch you flail about failing at romancing her?"

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"No."

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"Yeah, I did say alone, there was a reason."

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"Awww. Fine, fine."

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"Thank you for not sabotaging milady's love life for your personal amusement."

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"You're welcome!"

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"I feel so loved," says Adarin in a deadpan.

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"Awww. Do you want me to coach you? I can coach you -"

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"Nnnnno that's okay, we'll just figure it out."

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"Shara will probably produce plenty of opinions about the details when she knows you are not labeled fragile, this end up, keep out of direct sunlight, no sudden movements or loud noises, do not expose to bagpipe music."

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Adarin cracks up. "What would happen if I were fragile and exposed to bagpipe music?"
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"Uuuum, lingering death from... fluid in the lungs, that's what."

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"Sounds drawn out. I'll avoid bagpipes, then."

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"Well, the point is that you don't actually need the fragility labeling."

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"But what if I die?" says Adarin in mock-fear.

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"He will never get to kiss her if he dies first!"

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"All right, go ahead and be careful around bagpipes but don't be careful around Shara, she doesn't even know how to play."

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"Oh, well, that's okay, then."

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"She's in the library if you want to go right now."

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"Uh - what, right now-?"

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"Yup," says Zeviana, who immediately starts pushing her brother to the door. "Right now, shoo, before you think about it too much. Shoo!"

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"Eep!"

And then he is out of the room, and Zeviana closes the door on him.
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"There," says Zeviana, casually leaning on the door to prevent him from coming back in. "That'll work."

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"He doesn't know where the library is, does he?"

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"No idea."

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"I'll show him where to find it," laughs Kayam, and she lets herself out of the room.

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Adarin is currently looking like a confused and lost puppy. "... I don't know where the library is."

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"I figured. This way." Stroll, stroll.

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"Thank you."

Stroll, stroll. Nervous fidgeting. "You're uh - not bothered if Shara and I...? You mentioned that you're pining."
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"Yeah, I'm kinda pining. But I'm not jealous. And me and her isn't going to happen anyway."

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"Okay - I'm sorry."

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"That's she's straight? Why are you sorry? If she wasn't we'd have been together since we were about fifteen and you'd never get a bit in edgewise."

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"... Fair point," he laughs. "But I'm sorry that you're pining."

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"I'm not miserable. I just haven't quite got to the point where I can look at other girls without comparing, in my head."

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Adarin nods. "Okay. Then - I suppose I'll shut up about it?"

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"Sounds like a plan. You make her happy, okay?"

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"I'll genuinely try my best."

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"Good. Library's end of this hall, can't miss it."

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He nods. "Thanks."

And then... Off to the library. Before he thinks about this too much and flees back to the guest room.
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Shara is in there! She is freshly bathed and in a nice dress and still wearing her crown with the lazily floating diamonds as she leans over a book.

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"Hey," says Adarin, for lack of anything better to say.

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"Hi!" says Shara, looking up. "How're you doing?"

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"Good - you, um. You look nice."

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"Thanks! I just sort of throw on whatever my handmaid gives me but she has good taste and I definitely needed the bath."

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"I feel like if I comment on that in any way I'm just doomed. So I'm not."
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"Sorry. Anyway, how do you like it here?"

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"It's nice - Vi is being abrasive with the staff, though."

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"Oh dear. Do I need to intervene?"

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"No, no, it's just the uh - maid was acting like we were uncultured. Which, technically we are, but - sister."

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"...If she's being rude I can get you a nicer one."

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"Ask Zeviana, I was fine with it," he shrugs.

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"Okay. So what's up?"

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"Kayam came by and mentioned something? I'm uh - checking to make sure it's not false?"
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"Um, okay? What?"

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"Apparently, uh - you have a crush on me the size of a continent?"

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"That is not how crush sizes are measured."
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"... There's a system for measuring crush sizes?"

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"Nooo but if there were it wouldn't compare them to landmasses, I don't think."

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"Okay, well -" He fidgets. "Should I drop this conversation and never bring it up again?"

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"I - um - why are you asking, I was trying not to make it - why did Kayam even tell you?"

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"Because I sort of mentioned that I had feelings for you?"
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"Oh. Um. You do?"

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He nods, a little shyly. "If - I don't know, if it's unwanted or something, though, I can back off and let you be or - something."

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"I was - I mean - you were talking about how you were having trouble knowing for sure what you want and - the like. I - am not sure how to take this, considering - that? But - like the hugging - not unwanted on my end - I'm worried about you is all."

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"Well - my head's still something of a mess when it comes to - personal space and how I should act and how platonic feelings work." He fidgets, a bit. "But nothing I had while I was there was - in a romantic sense. So in a disturbing way I seem to be absolutely fine on that note."

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"Well, Kayam wasn't - mistaken."
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"Good, I think I might have crawled off to a corner to die of embarrassment if she had been."

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"Well, that would never do."

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"No, it'd be pretty terrible," he snorts.

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"And maybe the crown would retroactively disapprove if I went and did something like send you to expire in a corner."

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"Maybe, and then you'd have to go on more adventures and have to eat more trail food."

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"It would be terrible." Pause. "So - what are you thinking in terms of what to do about these incomparable-to-continents-because-that-is-silly crushes?"

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"Um. Well. First I need to ask a question - I know about your stance on hugging, but uh - what about -" He looks at his shoes, and fidgets some more. "Er, kissing?"
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If Shara is blushing, it's not visually discernible, but she is hesitant as she says - "My stance on kissing is that I would like to try kissing you."

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"Well then."

Since that's the case he can just - close the distance between them, tilt her head up to the proper angle and -

Kiss?
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Kiss!

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Yay, kiss!


"Yes? No? Out of the palace, filthy peasant?" teases Adarin, softly.
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"First thing," she says, raising an eyebrow.

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"Making sure!"

And with that encouragement - kiss.
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Kiss kiss kiss.

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All of those things.

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"This does, you realize," mentions Shara after a fair bit of this, "open you to more scrutiny than just having been rescued and therefore having unsubstantiated rumors."

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He laughs, a little. "Oh, that'll be fun. Uh. You'll offer advice with how to deal with that?"

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"I don't have any more personal experience with it than you do," she says. "I haven't been on kissing terms with anybody before, certainly not while being a future queen. But if I produce any advice I'll tell you."

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"Thanks. I'll - manage, I suppose."

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"I think so. You're smart."

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That has the interesting effect of making him giggle and look embarrassed. "Thank you."

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"You're welcome."

Kiss!
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Kiss!

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Kiss kiss ki-

"Your highness!" exclaims the same maid who was previously assigned to the rescuees.

Shara looks up. "Hm?"

"Oh - I'm sorry to interrupt, Princess - it's only the wardrobe mistress wants you newly measured for the party."

"Sure, can you do that here or does she want it comprehensive enough that I have to go to her?"

"I can do it here, Princess."

Shara kisses Adarin again and gets up and holds out her arms in the prescribed manner for re-measuring.
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Adarin looks - generally embarrassed, but returns the small goodbye kiss and then goes and stands Over There. He is maybe a little awkward.

(Okay, very awkward. Very, very awkward.)
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Eventually the maid is done with her chore and leaves them be.

"Are you okay?" Shara asks Adarin.
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"Yes, she was just um - the maid from earlier." Pause. "She winked at me when she mentioned you, I suppose I just proved her right."

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"I suppose so. Is that bad?"

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"No, it's just a strange situation."

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"How so?"

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"Well, I've never in my life been kissing the heir to a throne after she rescued me from a horrible unethical raveler, and get interrupted by a maid who earlier winked at me."

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"Which makes it strange. I see."

Kiss.
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Kiss.

"It takes some getting used to, yes."
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"How much getting used to, do you think?" Kiss kiss.

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"I've got no idea! I've never had to get used to this sort of thing before, either."

Kiss. "But I'm definitely enjoying it regardless."
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"What about when you're used to it, then will it be boring?"

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"I doubt it!"

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"Good, that would be a pity."

Kiss.
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"Definitely."

Kiss!