So we all know that pendragons kid isn't an esper right? the chick not Pendragon jr obv.
Fucking hate bullshit publicity stunts. people die and they're out there trying to promote a stupid fucking movie.
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u/grailknights
u/house-of-the-dragon
What you mean Pendragon's daughter/sister? No way she's totally an esper! She's even got her mom's hammer now, she can break things by hitting them with it just like Pendragon could!
u/mirkwood2312123
Mathematically you wouldn't expect two siblings to be espers at the same time until about 300 years after the first esper awakening, at the rate they're happening today.
u/undergeon
that's literally impossible. you can't have two esper kids.
You can tho it's just statistically unlikely
idk the chick's hot enough to be an esper.
She's always been this hot, have you seen Windcatchers?
u/penyourdragon
lyra is an esper! she hasn't done a movie since she awakened and she's living in canada now with pendragon jr and they hate each other why would she live in the middle of nowhere with someone you hate if you aren't an esper?
4-Slice-Poaster
Shitpoasting-intensifies
What's more likely: a whopping THREE espers in a family, or an esper decides to assume the identity of their own kid while signing a movie deal? touch grass.
u/undergeon
What's more likely: a whopping THREE espers in a family, or an esper decides to assume the identity of their own kid while signing a movie deal? touch grass.
This is what we in the business call a false dichotomy, folks!
u/dm_me_fully_clothed_pictures
[image of tumblr post explaining how Peregrine and Pendragon Jr are the same person]
Who the fuck is Peregrine?
4-Slice-Poaster
Shitpoasting-intensifies
This is what we in the business call a false dichotomy, folks!
okay, sure, you're right, it's irrefutably an elaborate hoax for...*consults 8-ball* tax purposes I guess??? whatever, when you've taken an esper portal out of whatever alternate dimension you get your news from feel free to not let me know
u/house-of-the-dragon
Who the fuck is Peregrine?
Ugh. Their powers aren't anything alike, it's a stupid conspiracy theory, ignore it.
u/undergeon
Ugh. Their powers aren't anything alike, it's a stupid conspiracy theory, ignore it.
I dunno man, powers are weird. Maybe he's only using half for each identity?
okay, sure, you're right, it's irrefutably an elaborate hoax for...*consults 8-ball* tax purposes I guess??? whatever, when you've taken an esper portal out of whatever alternate dimension you get your news from feel free to not let me know
I'm just saying, maybe OP is right
u/grailknights
What's more likely: a whopping THREE espers in a family, or an esper decides to assume the identity of their own kid while signing a movie deal? touch grass.
!!!!!
Pendragon I being ~famous movie star and late esper and pretending to be her own "daughter"~ makes so much fucking sense.
u/eyesfungon
[link to a another 4-hour video essay about how Bet Morganrath is actually Lyra Morganrath and also Pendragon II and Peregrine are the same person]
u/a_dipshit
[link to a another 4-hour video essay about how Bet Morganrath is actually Lyra Morganrath and also Pendragon II and Peregrine are the same person]
How does the hot goth twink fit into all this?
u/undergeon
how would that even work!!!!!!!!! lyra takes bet to movie premiers all the time!
Body doubles.
How does the hot goth twink fit into all this?
I dunno, probably also body doubles
u/penyourdragon
you guys don't know anything lionel morganrath awakened in wales in october 2027 and pendragon was still active and going on crawls and she didn't even have a partner and lyra was in america filming the days of our lives as billy green (she then went on to play her evil twin but that was in 2029 when she came back for a cameo after windcatchers) and lionel wasn't even using the pendragon name because you can't have TWO people using it!! then he met Jamie :3 when they met at the cardiff con in 2032 and they became partners and he moved to toronto and it was only after that when pendragon broke her back a few months later that he started using the name! jamie :3 is a twink and pendragon is 6"4' so he'$ not
u/eyesfungon
[link to an 8 part video essay series about how Cardiff got eaten by a dungeon and the Queen is part of a council of dungeon lizard monsters that are covering it up]
u/deliciousbakedgoods
You use the phrase "hot goth twink" one time in an r/dungeonwank thread and everything goes to hell.
EDIT: Thanks for the Reddit gold, kind stranger!