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Kindergarten teacher Renée Higgenbotham Swan (36) was killed in a car crash one mile from her residence in Phoenix, AZ, January 9, 2005. She is survived by her daughter Isabella (16). Her service will be held at -


Bella has the entire obituary pasted into a page of one of her compilation notebooks but tends not to re-read past the first lines. It's repellent. The concept of obituaries is repellent. The funeral is over. Renée's vibrant brief life has been summed up over the course of a paragraph, and is also over.

Bella pretends to sleep on the plane. Her neighbor is talkative and she doesn't want to say shut up, my mom just died, because - what if it doesn't work? What if this news doesn't have the power to bludgeon everyone else into stunned silence the way it does Bella?

Charlie collects her. Charlie hugs her. Charlie doesn't make her talk. Good wonderful understanding quiet Charlie does not say a word. He takes her home. Her room's where she left it last August.

It's raining.

Bella stays home, moving in, moping, for a day, and then she shows up at school, gray-faced and withdrawn. First class is English. Okay, whatever.

The teacher wants her to introduce herself. Bella wants to yank on the skinny end of his tie until he regrets making her.

She stands at the front of the room and says that her name is Bella Swan and she's moved here to live with her dad. The teacher makes an impatient go on gesture and she stands there for a moment before robotically saying the same thing she produced at the beginning of the year in her old school in Phoenix when they were doing go-around-the-room-and-share-facts. "I'm one of those people who actually likes Shakespeare."

He lets her sit down.

She sits.
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The boy next to her is mercifully silent. He looks at her, notices the withdrawn, empty look - but he's smart enough to not ask. He's been on the other end of that forced classroom introduction, a year ago - not fun. Also on the other side of the questioning classmates that followed - even less fun. No, thank you, he is perfectly happy to leave the girl to her privacy.

He also remembers showing up in the middle of the term and being utterly lost, and working double time to catch up. There's no easy way to fix that, but - he does keep notes. They're retrieved, glanced over for spelling errors, and then he writes, 'So you're not lost, not a charity, please return after class' on the first page's header.

Onto Bella's desk they go.
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She glances at them, makes brief eye contact and an acknowledging nod, and, since he wants them back, starts the process of skimming through them and copying anything that looks particularly important into shorthand in her own notebook. Fortunately she's already read the book they're currently working on. She's going to be lucky if she makes it all the way through math, but English she has down.

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He nods back. Then, to work.

From the notes, he seems to have English down as well - they're thorough, neat, and to the point. Also very helpful.
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Handy.

She finishes copying the bits she wants, has them back on his desk before the end of class, and then sort of leans her face on her hand and points her eyes in the teacher's general direction. She writes things down, but not very intently.
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He smiles a bit when she returns them. It annoys him when he has to remind people. Then goes back to paying attention. If she wants to zone out, that's entirely her choice and notes man is not going to judge her. He's taking notes for two, considering how his sister tends to ignore the class. So he doesn't get the luxury. Write, write, write.

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When class ends, Bella frowns at her map in confusion. It has room numbers on it, but she doesn't know how to avoid getting turned around in between the little identical buildings.

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Her distress is noted. Notes man weighs getting to class early and getting the good seat versus helping out the new student. It's not a difficult choice.

"Do you need help with getting to class?" he asks.
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"Please. Room six."

She sounds hoarse, but she manages not to let her voice actually shake, she doesn't want to unload on a stranger.
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"Close enough to mine, I'm in room seven," he shrugs.

Off they go! She doesn't seem like she wants to make friends, so he will save the pointless pleasantries. Notes man is perfectly content to leave it at silence unless Bella would like to speak.
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"Thank you," she adds as she follows him through the rain. "For the notes."

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"You're welcome," says helpful notes man. "I moved here mid-term last year, it sucks to play catch-up."

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"At least I know the town," she says ruefully. "It's just I've only been here summers before -" She stops. She starts looking at room numbers as they pass doors.

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Wince. Okay, yeah, something happened there. Obviously something painful.

"My name's Darren, by the way. I didn't know the town at all and I was hopelessly, hopelessly lost."

He will let her avoid whatever unpleasant subject it is as long as she likes.
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"It's nice to meet you."

It is, if she takes the event sufficiently out of context.
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"Nice to meet you, too."

Yeah, he's getting that impression. He doesn't take offense.

There they are, at room six. "Here it is," says Darren. "Would you like basic directions to your classes after this?"
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"If you don't mind. The buildings look all alike."

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"Annoyingly so," he agrees. Then, he gives directions to each class from the previous class on her list. It's all very orderly and helpful.

He notes that they have a few more classes together, but doesn't say anything particularly insinuating of, 'Aha, we have had one short conversation and I have walked you to class therefore we are friends.'
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"Okay. I'll see you in, uh, Earth Science, I guess. Thanks again."

In she goes to Spanish.

Later on she does in fact see him in Earth Science.
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"You're welcome. Happy to help."

Off he goes to algebra. Fascinating, math. (No it isn't.)

Later, there he is in Earth Science. He smiles a little at her, produces another set of notes, and Bella-ward they go. This is becoming something of a theme.
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"Hi again. Thanks."

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"Hello again. You're welcome," he says. "Let me know if you have questions, apparently I am the Earth Science guru and people keep bugging me about it."

(He is good at science. Also math, math is required to be good at science, but science does cool things. Math is just a means to an end.)
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"I keep up in science most of the time. But I'll make a note of it."

She does, and then she starts copying his notes.
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He nods.

The notes are helpful, neat, and nicely organized. He does appear to be good at science. Probably not helpful for Bella in particular, but it's nice to know, anyway.
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Again he gets them back before the end of class.

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Good, he needs those for his sister! Also studying, but mostly for his sister.

"Thank you," says Darren when they're returned.
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"Thank you. For the notes, for not interrogating me like everybody else and their cousin," she murmurs.

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"You're welcome. I do know what it's like to be on the other side of 'new student, bring into the gossip collective' syndrome and it's quite annoying. Would you like me to try to help? My sister and I tag-teamed to distract them when one of us didn't want to talk. I could do something similar?"

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"Maybe. If it wouldn't be any trouble or make me look more antisocial than I do anyway."

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"I don't mind, I can be graceful about it. You don't seem antisocial, just - not talkative. Understandable, considering you just got here."

He doesn't say, 'You look like you're hurting' because that would not help, but he thinks it.
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"If you're going to - run interference - it's not that it's a secret, I just don't want to say it fifty times -" She's briefly interrupted by the teacher saying something moderately important, she writes it down. "I'm here," she says when it's back to droning filler, "because my mom died."

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Darren winces. "I am so sorry. I'll answer questions about it, I get why you'd want to - not... Say it fifty times. I'll try and make sure you don't have to."

It's not like he likes bringing up his mother. Not quite the same situation, but it's still not much fun to explain that she's in an insane asylum. Followed by the awkward looks and the urge to say, 'No I am completely mentally fine, thank you' when it's so obvious that's what they're thinking.

So he understands it quite well.
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Bella nods.

"Thanks."
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"You're welcome."

He has no idea what else to say to her, because how in the world can anything compare to that? So he goes back to notes and will leave her to her thoughts.
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Earth Science ends.

Lunchtime.
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Lunch-ward they go!

"You're welcome to sit with me at lunch if you'd like," he offers in a very 'You don't have to if you want to be alone' kind of way.
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"...Thank you."

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"Don't thank me yet," he deadpans. "You haven't met my sister."

Is that brunette with similar facial features the sister in question? It probably is!
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Especially since she waves at them both.

"Hey. I'm Savannah," she says. "I am twin sister to the nerd."
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"Bella," says Bella.

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"Nice to meet you," says Savannah.

She shares a look with Darren.

"... 'Kay, Darren, what is it you'd like me to do? You're making a face."
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"Interference, please, Bella just got here and needs time to settle."

Another look is shared.
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His sister reads him loud and clear. Trauma, got it.

"Okay, done. But you give me your English notes, that book is incomprehensible."
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"Sure."

Table-ward they go!
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Table-ward.

Bella brought her lunch. Charlie took her out to a diner the night before but she only ate half her sandwich, so here it is, plus a banana and a cup of rice pudding.

She sort of picks at it, although she makes enough progress that she may expect to have eaten it all by the end of the lunch period.
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They sit, notes are exchanged, and then Savannah says, "Hey, Darren, preferences on how she finds out about the why we're here thing?"

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"Rock paper scissors for it," he replies, retrieving lunch.

They play rock paper scissors. Darren wins with scissors. "Ha. You get it."
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"Damn. Right, then. Before the gossip mongers show up and you get the wrong story - our mom is cray-cray, her baby-daddy is long gone, and we're happily adopted. There, that was easy. I'm getting better at this."

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"...Okay."

Darren completely already volunteered to explain to people why Bella is here. Does "people" include Savannah?
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It does, but he's waiting for a better time to tell his sister. Savannah knows not to ask, she is not a problem. It can wait for when Bella is not present and doesn't have to hear someone say her mother is deceased.

"We got very annoyed with being interrogated," explains Darren. "So - rock paper scissors for explanation. Took people ages to shut up about it. Sometimes they still don't."
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"Makes sense," says Bella. "I've pretty much been - just not saying."

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"Completely understandable. I'll explain if anyone asks."

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"I'm not going to, by the way. 'Cause Darren would make a face and get huffy with me if I did," says Savannah brightly.

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"That's clearly the best reason not to ask. Fraternal disapproval."

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"Hey, you haven't seen some of his faces. He's got a mean glare. That shit's what nightmares are made of."

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Darren snorts. "Language. We're in school."

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"Thanks, dad."

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"How uptight are you on the subject of swearing exactly?"

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"He mostly just likes to give me grief about it."

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"Okay."

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"Only after that spat with your ex-friend in the hallway. Before then I just politely ignored it," challenges Darren.

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"... Yeah, okay, some of the things I said there were pretty bad," laughs his sister. "But you love me anyway, right?"

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"No. Because it is definitely a thing that I can take back and not just automatic because you are my sister. You should be on your best behavior."

His words are dripping with sarcasm.
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Bella smiles faintly.

Eric Yorkie, oftentime consumer of Darren's notes, swings by the table. "Hey man, can I get English, last Wednesday?" he asks. "Overnight but I'll photocopy it and give it back in the morning. New girl! Hi! I'm Eric. You're Bella Swan, right?"

"Right," confirms Bella.
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"Sure," agrees Darren easily. While he's retrieving notes, he gets to operation head off annoying inquisitive people.

"Is there going to be another spill of - what exactly was that? Coffee? Tea? Don't to it again, please, copying it over was annoying, I could barely read half of it."
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"Coke, but it wasn't me, it was the cat," says Eric. "Sorry. It won't happen again. So Bella, what brings you to Forks?"

"Living with my dad," she says.

"Right, you're Chief Swan's kid!"

"Mmhm."
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Crap. So much for the gentle approach. He forgot how annoying Eric could be.

"Her mother," he says delicately, "recently passed away. That's why she moved here."
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"Oh, yikes," says Eric, genuine if intrusive sympathy all over his face. "That sucks."

"Does it really," says Bella. "That would explain a lot."

Eric looks confused.
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Notes are retrieved in record time.

"Here you are," says Darren, handing over the notes and trying to defuse the situation.
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"Thanks, Darren," says Eric. "I'm sorry about your mom, Bella."

"Thank you," says Bella mechanically.
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"You're welcome."

He makes a face at Eric that apologetically says, 'Sorry, maybe later there can be small-talk. Leave, please?'

Or that's what he's aiming for.
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Eric backs off, notes clutched in his hand.

Bella eats a bite of banana.
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"Right, so," says Savannah, glancing between all parties involved. "Want me to go - gossip and spread the news since you are a pretty wallflower, Darren?"

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He gives her a look. "Not a wallflower, but by all means. I'd appreciate it."

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"But you don't dispute the 'pretty' part. How big-headed of you," she says, trying to lighten the mood for Bella. "Should I tell her about the dresses?"

There are no dresses.
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"The nonexistent ones that you like to imagine me in where I pretend to be a pretty princess? By all means, your strange fantasies are your own."

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She snorts. "Right, whatever. Going to go feed the gossip-zombies. Bye, nerd."

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"Bye."

Off she goes.

"... Well now I have to try and be a one man comedy show. Should I juggle?" he asks of Bella archly.
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"Can you?" she inquires.

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"No. That's what would make it a comedy show."

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"I will do without. But I appreciate it."

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"You're welcome. I'm afraid I can't sing or dance either, so - I'm really quite terrible at this."

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"It's your fault for missing all those extremely comprehensive and well-designed lessons in which they teach teenaged amateurs how to comfort each other in response to delicate highly emotional situations without losing sight of the fact that everyone processes things differently. Why is your attendance so bad?"

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Darren snorts with laughter. "Oh, you know, I'm a slacker. Just couldn't be bothered to care about other people. I am a heartless monster. Yup."

(He is a bad liar.)
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"It will serve you right when you get a D in Impromptu Counseling and have to take Remedial Decency. They will walk you through the correct use of 'please' and 'thank you' and 'you're welcome' five thousand times. Then come the standardized tests."

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"Oh no, not the standardized tests. Bubble in the correct letter for the action you should take in a situation. Choices between, 'Question a person incessantly' or 'Leave them alone if they seem to want you to' are so difficult, I'm doomed."

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"No, no, that's clearly too advanced for you. Skip too many classes and that's what you get."

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"Yes, it is, I'm lucky if I pass at all, even with a D. I might have to get a tutor. 'This is how you small talk without being a twit.' Maybe Angela will help."

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"Angela? I met her in gym, she wanted to know if I was okay after I got permission to sit out and do yoga and situps. She seems nice."

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"She is. We're study buddies, if you're looking for someone who will leave you alone when you want them to, she's a good bet."

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"Being bothered by people paying attention to me isn't actually a typical problem for me. Although having to sit out of gym is. I can just about walk without falling over and breaking my nose; running is out of the question."

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"That sounds painful. Ow. Have you seen a doctor or something?"

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"I meet the diagnostic criteria for a disorder that is basically fancy acronym speak for 'you are really clumsy and we have no earthly clue why'. Since they have no earthly idea why they can't really treat it. I tried a cane in the doctor's office once, and promptly tripped anyway and thwacked a nurse in the face with it, so that idea was abandoned; more significant interventions aren't worth the hassle. I'm fine ninety percent of the time if I don't try to run or climb trees or whatever."

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"Makes sense. Sorry that's a problem. Wish I could help, but unfortunately - not omnipotent. Despite notes in high school being some kind of cheat code where everyone wants to talk to you."

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"Is there lots of demand, should I start offering to sell mine when I'm caught up enough?"

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"Maybe, but I think I'm underselling you if you sell them. It started when someone asked, I gave them notes, and it kind of spiraled from there when their friends read said notes and wanted in. Now I am Earth Science guru and the Notes Man. I mean if you do, go for it, it might get some of them to shoo from me and go to your theoretical better product. I won't complain."

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"If I were going to make a business of it I don't know if I'd claim my notes are outright better, but I might preemptively run them through the school copier so they wouldn't have to give them back or avoid spilling beverages."

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"... That's a good idea. I should use that. That would be very helpful."

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"I don't actually know if they'll let me use the copier. But I know they have one. I was in the office this morning getting my schedule and my map."

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"It's a good idea, nonetheless. Thank you for sharing it, I'm borrowing it."

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"Well, there goes my ability to corner the market on selling a class's worth of notes for fifty cents."

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"Yup, that's what happens when you tell your competition, 'Hey, photocopying is a thing that you can do.' I don't know why you thought any different."

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"Next time I'll have a patent lawer."

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"Good, good. Glad this has taught you well."

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"Even though I'll use my knowledge to defeat you? Mwahaha?"

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"Hey, my entire motivation for getting into this business is, 'Let's everyone try to learn things' so.... Yes. Knowledge for all."

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"Well, there's learning Earth Science and then there's learning - marketing and manufacture."

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"It counts. Not all of the useful things to learn can be learned in high school. I'd be hamstringing the world if I said, 'No, it is not taught in high school so it is therefore not useful.'"

He's learned lots of useful, useful things that high school has nothing to do with. Marketing and manufacture isn't even close to being the same thing, but it's somewhat close. If you squint.
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"Are you personally in a position to hamstring the entire world? Should I be polishing my resume for you to get in on whatever cool world-changing thing you are doing?"

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He snorts. "I wish. No, sorry, but if I find something I will keep you in mind. There's lots of things I would fix if I could."

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"Me too. Haven't picked one yet. I have a list in order by ratio of upside to likelihood with margin notes about fallback positions from the requisite college majors and skillsets."

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Darren smiles at her, then replies, "That's pretty impressive. My goals on the matter are, 'I don't know, science or social services or something, I guess.' Science because I'm good at it and it can be used to improve lives everywhere, social services because it's kind of a mess."

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"My list could be summarized as 'medicine or politics or something I guess'."

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He snickers. "Both good things, if used right. I don't have the backing to get into politics, you need either lots of money or lots of charisma and I don't meet either requirement, I think. But it's an option, if I ever become incredibly rich. Or charismatic, I suppose."

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"I wasn't necessarily thinking elected office, although I could easily fail hard enough at charisma to be hedged out of appointed positions, too. 'Politics' also loosely covers things like working for activism organizations. The ACLU or whatever."

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"Aha. My mind went to, 'Gets up there and speeches at things and is hopefully not horrifically corrupt' instead of other options. I need to think more outside of the box, apparently."

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"Yes. What are you even doing in that box? Is it nice there?"

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"Yes, but sometimes I think I need to stretch my metaphorical wings."

Metaphorical. Ha.
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"Sure. You can just keep a little nest in your box."

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"I'll come back to visit with trophies of my outside-of-the-box explorations, and put them on the walls or shelves or something. The box will end up very nicely decorated by the end of it."

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"Sounds crowded, with all that stuff."

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"Well I'll have to get the box renovated, of course. To make room."

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"Expand the box according to the findings of your explorations."

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"Exactly. Anything less would be a waste."

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Bella giggles.

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Darren giggles, too. "It won't even be recognizable as a box when I'm done with it."

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"It will look more like an entire apartment complex or something."

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"Yup. Nice little rooms for people to go to in case the apartment complex as a whole is too much for them. Then if they're ready, 'Oh look there's more to it than this room.'"

He realizes he should probably stop talking. His box isn't the same as other people's. He doubts it will come up and she'll directly ask him anything, but he's such a terrible liar that he should avoid it anyway. In a non-obvious way.
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"Little restaurants on the ground floor. Lounge with pinball machines. Rooftop garden, or does that start to count as not being in the box-cum-complex anymore?"

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He snickers. "Yes, each room gets its own cool thing so everyone who ventures out of their room gets a pleasant surprise. I guess the rooftop garden would count as partially not in the box, but some people can take it, I think. That's probably a preparation to help anyone that would like to get out of the box but isn't quite ready, yet."

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"And when they've gotten used to the garden they can stretch their metaphorical wings."

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"Yup! Then off they go, to decorate their own boxes, and my job is done," he laughs.

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Bella laughs. "Well, that sounds pretty straightforward. Get on that, what are you waiting for?"

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Who says he wasn't, already? Not that he's going to volunteer that information.

"Figured I should graduate high school. Guess I can start early, though."
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"What's a high school diploma going to do for you on the box decoration front?"

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"Mostly gets people to take me more seriously and not say 'Oh you are in high school, you are automatically wrong. About everything.'"

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"Yeah, that's annoying, isn't it?"

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"Very. But I can be patient, so it's all right. Kind of."

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"I'm not patient at all."

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"Can't blame you. It does get quite annoying, being patient."

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"...If you're annoyed by being patient, by what definition are you patient?"

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"Not letting the annoyance get to me."

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"Oh, then by that definition I'm patient too. I'm good at managing my annoyance whenever it would only be in the way."

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"See, there you go. That's the spirit."

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"But I don't consider myself patient because when I'm making plans I heavily negatively weight having to wait a lot."

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He snorts with laughter. "I don't, if I get what I want in the end, I don't mind waiting a while for it."

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"Well, no plan is a hundred percent guaranteed. Trying the ones that fail fast first is more efficient."

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"True. Still, some plans can only be implemented once and if you mess them up, you're just doomed. So I'll wait to improve the odds for those."

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"Yeah, I'd make the same call in that case."

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"Good, good. That gives you the best chance of success."

He's just about finished his lunch. This is a fun conversation, he's glad he's met her. (Though considering the circumstances, he's not glad she's here.)
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Bella finishes her pudding.

"Art," she pronounces, looking at her schedule.
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"Savannah and I have it, too," pronounces Darren, smiling a bit. "So we can keep people shooed."

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"Thanks."

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"You're quite welcome. Though I don't have notes for Art, so you are on your own there, I'm afraid."

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"Well, that bodes well, if it's more of a 'projects' than a 'theory and history' art class."

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"Projects. I hope you like charcoal and acrylics."

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"I'm not a particularly miraculous artist, but I will get an A for effort."

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"Good, though I don't think anyone can fail Art. I'm not even sure how they'd get to trying."

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"Cutting class?" Bella suggests, dropping her lunch trash into the trash can and following Darren to the correct building. "Deliberately drawing nothing but those S-shaped things you make with two rows of three lines? Bringing glitter gel pens from home and putting mustaches on their paintings of apples."

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He giggles. "I kind of want to do the glitter gel pens thing, now."

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"It'd be cute in a sort of weirdass-modern-art way."

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"It would be hilarious in a weird-modern-art way," he corrects.

They reach the building! It's definitely an art room, with large tables set up in lieu of easels, a badly organized open closet filled with various art supplies, and pictures of student work and the color wheel pinned to the walls. It's got sinks, on the side, because its an art room and people will get messy.

Table-sets seat four per grouping - Darren finds an empty one and sits there. Savannah will show up eventually, he'll save her a seat with his stuff, like so. Plop goes the stuff onto the seat next to him. Bella's entirely free to sit with him, or not.
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Bella does sit next to him. He's comfortable and the exact right brand of distracting; she wants to be friends. "What project did I show up in the middle of?" she inquires.

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He actually wants to be friends, too. Partially because she's personally agreeable, and partially because everyone else seems to have their cliques pre-made since kindergarten and it's nice to have someone who isn't a part of any of them.

"The teacher called it a fancy thing and I forget the name of it, but - basically, take a paper, cover it entirely in charcoal, then erase from there to get whatever the drawing is. It's very messy."
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"Sounds it. Do we have still lifes or are we doing portraits or what?"

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"We get to pick what we do, but the teacher's got like a stack of things we can use as still lifes if we've got no idea what to do. Mine is a piggy bank."

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"Okay."

When class starts Bella gets a mirror, charcoals a paper, and starts doing a self-portrait. She's not especially talented, but she's methodical, eyeballing a grid on the paper and mirror to keep things spaced right.
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Savannah manages to make it in just before class starts, moving Darren's stuff with a, "Thanks."

She waves at Bella, then heads off to retrieve her stuff.
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Darren grabs his in-progress drawing and his piggy bank. The piggy bank turns out to be purple, with flowers on it. It's very cute.

He's not particularly skilled in drawing, but he's obviously making an effort and has a good grasp of form. It is definitely recognizable as a piggy bank.
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Bella waves back at Savannah.

She spends about half the class getting a loose suggestion of her features erased, and then she goes into more detail, diligently scrubbing away charcoal for the whites of her eyes and the highlit protrutrusions of cheekbone and lip and nose. It looks like she's staring at the viewer out of a void.
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Savannah turns out to be drawing a potted plant. The pot itself is shaded a little strangely, but the plant turns out to be pretty, if boring. She's got more art skills than Darren, certainly.

"So, how goes the piggy bank of girly wonder?"
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"I'm having trouble with the nose," he says. "And the piggy bank would like you to respect its life choices."

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Bella snorts.

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Savannah bows to the piggy bank. "Sorry, piggy bank. I'll try."

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"See, that's better," says Darren loftily. "Now you know."

(He finishes messing with the nose and gets to working on the flowers.)
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"Yes, thanks, I am so enlightened by your girly piggy bank," laughs Savannah.

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"Good. Because it's not girly. It just happens to be purple with flowers."

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"Mhm. Yeah, keep telling yourself that. Wallflower."

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Darren snorts. "Don't know why you keep calling me that, nerd fits better."

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"Because you are a special snowflake so you get lots of words to describe you and I find it funny."

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"He was perfectly friendly to me. Did he glue himself to a wall at a dance once and you've refused to let him forget it?"

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"He's actually really shy. Let me guess. Was his version of friendly 'Here have some notes now we shall work in silence for the rest of the class'?"

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"Well, yes, but I kind of welcomed that. And he got chattier at roughly the rate I wanted him to."

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Darren grins. "Ha," he says.

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"... Huh. Okay, I stand corrected, Darren, your wallflower status is rescinded. You made one school friend without help. I'm proud."

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"Today is the happiest day of my life," drawls Darren.

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"Usually Savannah brings home the friendly prey to your den?"

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"Yes, where he circles for ages, then finally awkwardly shuffles towards them in lieu of actual pouncing."

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"It's called being polite. You should try it sometimes, it's nice."

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"Aw, but then what would you have to do?"

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"Take over the world, obviously," he says dryly.

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"It is actually possible for multiple people to be polite."

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"Oh, no, half of my brotherly duties are 'translate for Savannah because she has no filter.' So I'd have a lot more free time if she were polite."

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"Ah, I see."

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"Yeah, so obviously I have to keep not having a filter or Darren would move on to saving kittens full-time and I would never see him."

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"Nonsense. We have art together."

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Bella giggles. "Also maybe if he got very good at kitten-saving he'd run out of endangered kittens."

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"He would then move on to puppies, I have no doubt. Maybe endangered gerbils, after that."

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"No, no, after puppies are lizards. I don't discriminate based on fluffiness."

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"How very forward-thinking of you."

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"I try," he snickers.

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"Also I would punch him if he wasn't."

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"It's true, she would."

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"Really? I wouldn't have pegged you as a - reptilian rights activist."

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"I like to mix things up and keep people guessing," grins Savannah.

Also she is gay. So if he brother wasn't forward-thinking, they would have a problem. But he is, so they don't.
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Bella is quite ignorant of that unspoken part. "Well, congratulations."

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"Thanks. I reserve the right to punch my brother if he is being a twit."

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Darren snorts. "Thanks. I can feel the love. It's just radiating off of you."

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"I register my probably easily ignored disapproval of violence as a treatment for twithood. It underperforms in controlled studies."

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"Brothers are different. Because of reasons. I get rights to punch him for twithood."

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"I think my argument against it was, 'How in the world would that help' and that didn't work, either. She's just going to punch me if I'm a twit, it's how the world works. Apparently."

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"Um, at the risk of totally killing some entirely healthy sibling... thing... you two are doing right now, my dad gets called to a lot of scenes of 'somebody is hitting their family member' and it's not cute?"

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Darren raises an eyebrow. "I should actually clarify - she doesn't punch me."

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"Nope!" adds Savannah. "We should probably stop joking about it, huh? Whoops."

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"I mean, I have no siblings, maybe all people with siblings think it's hilarious and I'm the weirdo, but yeah."

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"Eh, more like we are just really comfortable with each other and know when each other's joking so we play along. At least in our case. I dunno about other siblings, twinning it up might make things different."

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"Maybe."

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"Sorry," apologizes Darren.

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"It's okay. I didn't really think it, it just - wasn't funny."

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"So to update you on the gossip from the gossip-zombies - Lauren is trying to get her ex jealous, again. Hey, Darren, want to play rebound?"

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Savannah snorts with laughter. "Yeah, thought not."

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"Am I missing interesting context?"

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"He isn't the dating type and he doesn't like Lauren."

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"I am curious about the why to both facts."

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"I don't like Lauren much for a variety of reasons, all adding up to her just being rather unpleasant to be around. I haven't dated because I haven't met anyone I've wanted to date."

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"You could try Angela. She's nice."

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"She is, but I'm not going to date someone just because they're there and nice."

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"Do you have a list?" wonders Bella.

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"Of requirements for someone to have before I date them?"

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"Yeah. Must have Nobel Prize, must wear tulips in hair, must have Don Giovanni memorized?"

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He snorts. "Um, no? It's not like - a list of qualities a person must have to be dated. It's the end-sum of their qualities and if I think we would work together if we date."

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His sister stage whispers, "He's a romantic."

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Bella giggles.

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Darren sighs. "Thank you for the commentary, dearest Savannah."

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"I'm here to help. Well, sometimes. When I feel like it."

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"Is she only teasing? Are you not in fact 'a romantic'?"

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"He is, but he's really embarrassed calling it that, so he can't manage it on his own."

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"So it's not just teasing, but it is still teasing," provides Darren.

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"Understood. Why's it embarrassing?"

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"I have no idea, but it is."

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"Okay."

Erase, erase, erase.
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Darren goes back to erasing, as well.

He makes the mistake of rubbing his face.
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Savannah notices and snorts with laughter.

"Hey, Dare, face."
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Bella snorts a little when she spots the mark.

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Darren looks at Savannah with utmost gravity and seriousness.

Then he boops her nose.

"Now we match."
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Bella snorts more.

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Savannah laughs. "Thanks. Do we count as identical twins, now?"

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"Yes. That is how biology works. Obviously."

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"That's not even Lamarckian inheritance, let alone Mendelian."

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"Shhhh we are now identical twins. We'll wear the same outfits and people will mix us up all the time."

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"I am so glad you don't like wearing dresses."

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"I might, now that you mention it."

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"Well darn," says Darren. "Now I have to wear a dress. Great. Thanks, charcoal. Thanks."

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"It will be frilly and you will be gorgeous in it."

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"My heart, it leaps."

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"I will need a hat to match. And someone will need to do my hair," says Darren, in a deadpan. "Bella, do you know anyone who can do something to match a frilly dress with short hair?"

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"I don't have a lot of hair accessories. I might be able to dig up some barrettes."

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"That will have to do," he says gravely. "If I am doomed to wear a pretty dress, I must pull it off extremely well."

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Don't mind Savannah, she'll just be over there laughing uncontrollably at the mental visual of her brother in a pretty dress.

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"I don't have a lot in the way of fancy things to loan you. I'm a jeans and t-shirt person."

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"Ah, a pity. Savannah, this endeavor might be impossible, I need to accessorize."

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This sends his sister into another round of uncontrollable laughter.

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Heeeeeeee.

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Darren giggles, as well. Then he says, "But seriously, not wearing a dress."

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"Fine," snickers Savannah. "Worth it, just this was -" (Giggle.) "- was funny enough."

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"Happy to have made you laugh."

Erase, erase, erase.
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Erase, erase.

Art class ends, they spray their drawings with fixative and put them into portfolios, and off they go.
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Darren and Savannah have to clean the charcoal off of their faces, but then, off they go.

The next day, the entire school has been informed of Bella's mother - how they act differs, but the twins run interference as promised when anyone gets too intrusive. Of the two, Darren proves to be the most helpful, helping Bella get caught up with any classes she's behind on, including math. Savannah's not exactly unhelpful, but sometimes she doesn't have much tact. It leads to some awkward moments sometimes.

Darren introduces Bella to Angela, after he gently informs Angela that Bella is hurting and she should proceed accordingly. He himself seems happy to have Bella as a friend, and content to not bring up her mom or ask her how she's doing, or anything intrusive. He lets her be, and tries to cheer her up when applicable.
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Bella and Angela are soon also friends.

Bella doesn't talk about her mom much. (She writes about her, constantly: she was halfway through a fucking crossword puzzle or she was dating that baseball player and maybe they would have been happy or if she were here she'd tell me to cheer up, that it's all part of life. Angela doesn't peek, Darren doesn't; Savannah peeps once and gets a glare and then defends the notebook like it's her own from others' attention.)

She catches up on the schoolwork. She makes dinner for Charlie. She writes and writes and cries sometimes, alone, and writes.

One day she is in the grocery store, dropped off while Charlie gets a haircut, looking for lemons.

And she thinks she sees Renée.

She knows it is not Renée. She knows Renée is dead. The funeral was open casket. She knows there is no reason to follow this person in the long - is that a rain poncho? that'd make sense - just because they walk the same and have the same chin and same height.

She also knows she's not going to get arrested for trying to get a closer look at a person in a grocery store, and that it's going to bother her if she doesn't. The bother will take longer to dig out than the check will take to make. If she circles around the stand with the avocados -

The lady with the poncho drops a necklace. Bella picks it up (it gives her a little static shock); that's a better excuse than she expected to have to get a look at her, convince the animal parts of her brain that it's not Renée. "Ma'am?"

And then the lady rounds the endcap with the Mountain Dew and Bella walks as briskly as she dares and the lady's gone, and Bella's still holding the necklace.

"Ma'am?"

But she's nowhere in the entire store, to collect her necklace or to satisfy Bella's botheredness.

Well, it's not such a huge surprise that someone could outpace Bella, even indoors. She considers giving the necklace to Lost and Found, but - no. She likes the necklace. She's going to keep it.

Charlie picks her up and takes her home.

It's a nice day. They're rare. She goes out, necklace 'round her neck. Finds a clearing in the wood.

And passes out.
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From where he's perched at the window in his house, Darren flinches.

.... What the hell was that?
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His sister is nearby and notices the flinch, and the way he's looking out the window like there's something that could kill him on the other side of it.

"What's that, Darren? Is Timmy stuck in a well?"
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He snorts. "No. But there was a - thing. A magic thing."

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"A magic thing," says Savannah. "Specific."

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"Vana, this is important," sighs Darren. "It came from the woods and I don't know what it is. Help me look for it?"

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"Sure," she shrugs.

They inform their dad, who is confused, but it's not like he can help with it at all, so he wishes them luck, tells them to be safe, and off they go.

After a brief talk, they split up to find it as fast as possible, with cellphones at the ready if something goes wrong. Darren is jittery about staying in fullform while this close to people, but Savannah isn't. She keeps to the skies - it's about the only advantage she gets, since her brother's the one who sensed it.
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Even on foot as a human, though - Darren's the one to find the 'magic thing.'

When he does, he stares.
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Bella is already awake when he finds her, but hasn't been for long.

"AAAAAAAAAH!" she says, staring at her paws. She cranes her neck around for a look at her wings. "AAAAAAAAAH!" She looks at Darren. "Hi welcome to my freaky transformation dream?" She trips over her tail and goes over like a sack of potatoes. "YIPE!"
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Darren is still staring. He recognizes the voice. "Bella? What...? You must have just- this isn't a dream," he says, some mixture of stunned and in awe. "You're a sphinx."

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"Thank you, Obviously Figment Of My Imagination Darren," says Bella, attempting to get all her feet under her, "as you know I never read old plays -" She fails at the "feet" project. "This dream would be more fun if I just magically knew how to operate a sphinx."

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"Nope, you've got the real one, promise. Er - remember when I mentioned the apartment complex instead of a box?"

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"What in the world does that have to do with anything?" She manages to stand up on all fours and starts experimenting with moving one foot at a time, carefully supporting herself on the other three. She unfolds and folds her wings.

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"Welcome outside of the box. Do you want help with - um, learning how to walk in your natural form?"

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"There is nothing natural about this! I'm a fucking sphinx!"

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"Yes, you're a sphinx."

He glances around, reflexively, because he is paranoid. Seeing no one, he then shifts.

He is then a lovely grey-blue winged stag. Cloven hooves, antlers - the whole deal.

"And I'm a peryton. Um. Do you want help with walking or explanations first? I'm a little nervous about being here in fullform but I can wait a little while because this is probably a lot to handle right now."
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"What the hell kind of dream is this?" She seems to have the hang of her feet well enough to take cautious steps toward him, circling around. "Why am I a sphinx and you a peryton? Is Angela a dragon, is Savannah a unicorn?"

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"Unicorns don't exist, dragons are extinct, and my sister is also a peryton," he informs her. "As far as I know Angela's just a normal human. But I thought you were, too, so I could be entirely wrong. Also, not a dream."

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"How did this happen? Do people just randomly turn into mythological quadrupeds all the time and nobody happened to mention it?"

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"Er - kind of? Though we go through some trouble to make sure it's not mentioned. Okay, in the past - day or so, did you touch any weird amulet necklace things? Did it feel like it gave you some kind of shock? Like an electric shock, that's usually what it feels like."

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"A lady in the grocery store dropped it and I couldn't catch her to return it, and it shocked me."

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Darren is confused! "She just - dropped it? Wh- you know what, nevermind, that is not the thing to focus on right now. We'll figure whatever that is later. Keep the amulet safe, please, you'll really, really regret it if you don't. They're really old magic, they let - people like us look and feel like humans."

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Bella facepaws. "Okay, I'm going to pretend that this isn't a dream for a while. Within the parameters of this magic system - I need the necklace and it'll let me be human-shaped again?"

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"Yes. Did you lose it or drop it or - something? I can go get it if-" He spots the necklaces around her neck. "Oh, no, it's right there. Okay, er- so, a sphinx gets a medallion that lets them be a false human."

He looks a little uncomfortable, pawing the ground a bit and flexing his wings.

"So um - that sphinx has a child with a normal human. You don't get a hybrid, you get another sphinx, except - the medallion's spell transfers to the kid, too. They don't need a medallion, it's just - on them. But the spell can be disrupted, it's not perfect and if they get a medallion that's - basically - the right frequency, meant for that kind of creature, it tries to turn them human. Except it can't, because you're already turned human, and the spell - breaks. Then you are a sphinx."
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"So you're saying one of my parents is - or was - a sphinx."

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"Yes. But it's probable that they would have absolutely no idea, because - if they just stay human, if they never find an amulet that breaks the spell, it passes on to their kids, too."

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"Secret sphinx parent. Right. So if I take this off I can't turn human again, but with it, I can? Somehow?"

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"Yeah. It's actually pretty easy. Focus on the amulet, just like - think about it, specifically, and then think about how you would like to be human."

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"What happens to your clothes? For that matter, my shirt is still on even though I've got these enormous wings now," says Bella, flicking her tail out of the way to sit on her haunches, "which is convenient, I suppose."

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"Very convenient, considering," says Darren, blushing and looking really embarrassed. "They just - go... Somewhere when you're in natural form. If it - I think it works by what you consider decent, if it seems like it would be improper for you to lose articles of clothing, like your, ahem, shirt, then it will stay, but otherwise they'll go to where ever the somewhere is."

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"But my shirt isn't actually shaped like this, or it wasn't when I bought it, I don't go around in backless garments, yet it's accommodating the wings. Also folded into the medallion spell?"

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"Apparently. The magic to make them's been lost, so I don't know the specifics. I'm trying to learn them, though, it's really, really inconvenient that there's a cap on how many we have."

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"...Yeah, that sounds like it'd be a problem. So if Charlie's the sphinx parent it's ungodly expensive to get him to turn into one too and he'd better never touch mine? Is that lady who dropped it going to be after me for hers, am I kind of screwed?"

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"That's the thing. They only work for one person at a time. They just - kind of attach themselves to people, so no other amulet would work for you, and yours won't work for an un-turned sphinx. So she wasn't using it, but you see why I would be extremely confused at how she just dropped it."

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"...Okay. That is indeed strange. So I am now basically dependent on and the only possible beneficiary of a rare and valuable item that a lady dropped in the grocery store. I am glad I didn't turn it into the lost and found, I guess."

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"Yeah, that's why I was jumpy about 'Do you know where it is keep it safe' because when Savannah turned for the first time she left it in the woods somewhere and I went on a panicked expedition with my dad after he explained what was going on while she hid in the attic."

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"I blacked out for a while after I decided to go for a walk - which is why I'm still reasonably confident that this is a dream, though less so all the time - but I do seem to still be wearing it, yeah." She concentrates. Slowly, her various parts are restored to humanity and she's just sitting crosslegged on the forest floor. (Fully clothed.) "Can you explain that part, or do I also have weird symptoms that are unrelated to secretly being a sphinx?"

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"Um. Well it didn't happen to me or my sister, but it might still be related to you being a sphinx. Because sphinxes are supposed to be extinct. And you are not."

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"I don't see how anybody could be very confident in any of these species being extinct with billions of humans to disappear among."

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He snorts with laughter. "Pretty much. If a dragon shows up in five minutes I won't be as surprised as I was to find out you're a sphinx. I did not think I would meet a sphinx."

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"Is this basically the weird-magic-quadruped equivalent of being a fairy princess?"

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"Kind of? A super magic fairy princess," says Darren, with just a hint of squee. "I am really, really excited."

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"What can I do, then?"

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"Vague things, it's been centuries since the sphinxes went supposedly extinct - healing's usually mentioned, being super magic is also mentioned. Anything other than that I just don't know."

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"Okay, do you have a general idea how I do it?"

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"I know some magic, I'm trying to learn more, I could give you specifics but they would take a while. Apparently schools of magic are just not a thing most mythical creatures want, because they are insane. Want me to teach you? I can teach you! Not like - epic wizard levels because a large portion of it is self-taught, but better than nothing."

He seems really excited by this, actually. Teaching a sphinx about magic, he will have someone to talk to about it! A sphinx!
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"I will happily follow you as close to epic wizard as you can get me before you run out of knowledge or I wake up, whichever comes first."

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He giggles maniacally.

".... This will take a while! I should call my dad first. And Savannah, she's probably still flying around. Hold on."

Phone's retrieved, then, "Hey, dad. Yup, found it, or, well, her - she's a sphinx. I know, right?! No, no, she can't, she just turned, she doesn't know any either. Right, yeah. That was the plan! I'm extremely excited and I might have to run around the house with wings most of the time because I do not think I can just stay on the ground right now. No I won't break anything. Promise. No, dad, not even the ugly vase. Yeah, sure. I'll make sure her dad's not worried."

He pauses, then smiles a bit."... Aw, dad. Thanks, that's really nice of you, I don't think it'll go that way but if it does I think she'll appreciate it. No, I'm not, shush it's nice and I love you. Yeah, I'll go let Savannah know - she's flying around. Bye, dad. Love you."

Click.

"So um - dad mentioned that if your dad takes your sphinxiness badly you can stay with us."
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"So this isn't sufficiently top-secret that I shouldn't tell him at all, then?"

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"I don't think you should go and tell anyone you don't trust about it, but generally if you trust the person enough and know they're not going to react by throwing you to be dissected - yeah, it's fine. It's how my dad knows, he's human and was told."

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"Okay." She smiles slightly. "You can fly inside your house? I'd think that'd be awkward."

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"Yeah, it is a little awkward but I can manage in the living room or something while I'm - oh, I forgot to tell you, er- sorry, I got excited." He clears his throat. "The medallion will actually let you be at any point between human and sphinx, or for me human and peryton, but it takes a bit of practice and isn't as easy as going back and forth between them. So if I want to I can be somewhere in between the two, like so."

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"Oh, cool. How finely controlled does 'any point' get? Like, could I draw extremely specific designs in lion fur on myself?"

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"That one depends on you, it's a little tricky but if you want to do it I think if you practice a lot you can get it. I got enough fine control to get antlers and wings, but not the fur because I think I look silly as a human with fur. Or as a half-human half-deer-man with fur."

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"I don't have any immediate application for drawing things on myself in fur, I was just curious if I could." She bites her lip and concentrates and manages to get the wings - and accompanying shirt adjustment - without changing anything else. "Can I fly like this? Can you? Or do you have to have the entire designed-for-wings body plan at the time for that to be advisable?"

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"You can fly in midform, but the wings need to be fully in. It's a bit awkward, though. I got it because hooves and stairs do not make friends so if I'm flying indoors it's going to be like this."

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"Makes sense. How did you find out about all this, then?"

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"Well, our dad knew our birth-father and suspected he'd had some kids somewhere, so when he died he went investigating and found us. He had our birth-father's amulet, but wasn't sure what to do with it, so he was trying to think of a way to explain things when Savannah got curious about an amulet that supposedly belonged to our birth-father. Mind you we were like eleven, so, don't judge her too much, please. She went and investigated, ran off to the woods with it to inspect it because dad was not happy about her grabbing it, for obvious reasons. She turned, dropped it, came home freaking out as a peryton, dad explains what's going on and he and I go looking for it. And that was how I learned about this."

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"Where'd you get yours?"

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"We went and bought one in the Avalon nearby. Perytons are kind of commonish, so it wasn't too expensive. I wanted to fly, Savannah was having a lot of fun with it."

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"...Avalon," prompts Bella.

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"Right, sorry, uh - place where mystical creatures can mystical creature it up with no problem. The one I went to was in a really big warehouse complex thing, but some others aren't. People live there, have shops, hotels, so on."

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"Where's the nearest one to here, then?"

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"Seattle. But the one I went to was in Detroit, so I couldn't tell you what this one's like."

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"Okay. Wow." She puts her wings away, produces a tail, feels around the gap it automatically makes for itself in her jeans, disposes of the tail.

"I don't feel like I'm dreaming. I mean, I suppose I say that when I'm dreaming, too, but there are characteristics of dreams that my current experiences don't have."
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"You're not dreaming. Promise. ... Also I should call my sister, she is still flying and I forgot about her! Hold on."

Phone, number dialed, then - "Hey! Yeah, found her. Yeah, her. It's Bella, she is a sphinx. No, no I won't, I already got excited at dad I think it's out of my system now. She just turned, yup. She's fine, has her amulet with her and is playing with midforms a bit. We're -" he looks around for a landmark. "Um. You know what, we can just meet back home. Yeah. Bye!"

The call ends, and the phone goes to a pocket.

"Right, sorry about that."
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"She can answer the phone while flying? Where does her phone go?"

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"She took off in fullform and switched to midform once we split up, so she could have thumbs and the phone."

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"Makes sense. Is it hard to learn to fly?"

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"No, but it takes some practice. More than walking or running, as a quadruped."

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"I'm pretty terrible at walking even with the feet I'm used to. Although I guess having more feet is probably a help all else being equal? I didn't feel exactly catlike and acrobatic, though."

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"You'd be able to at least glide, gliding's easy. Just keep your wings open and steady and bam, gliding. Having more feet usually helps, but not with stairs. Or at least my four delicate cloven hooves don't work with stairs, a lion's limbs might be different. They take practice, though."

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"Practice. Right. At least there's lots of wilderness around. This would be harder if I were still living in Phoenix..."

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"A bit. The wilderness was one of the reasons we came here. Along with general out-of-the-wayness and pretty scenery."

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"It has all three, yes, the traits are related. What time is it? I don't know how long I spent unconscious."

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Phone is checked! "Five thirty-four. I don't know when you fell unconscious, but I felt the - magic whatever it is that made me come looking about forty-five minutes ago."

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"Okay. So this will have been a long-for-me but not ridiculous walk to take in the pleasant not-rain if I start back now. Don't want Charlie to worry."

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"Yeah. Do you want my phone number for magic lessons?"

The excitement's back.
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"Yeah. And I guess I'll be over at your house a lot, at least until and unless Charlie takes the sphinxy news well enough for mine to be open."

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He nods. "Do you have your phone or should I try to find something to write on? I think I have a pencil, but I don't carry paper where ever I go..."

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"I have it." She pulls it out, hands it over for him to add himself to her contacts.

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Which he does with little trouble.

"All right, then. I'll head home and we can have magic lessons later. I'm excited but you're the one learning, so - I'll just let you choose the times?"
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"I'm excited too, but I want to, you know, try taking a nap and see if this is a weird dream I tell your actual human self about next art class, or what," says Bella. "If I wake up from my nap and I can still sprout a tail on demand, I'll call you then, unless you go to bed super early Friday nights?"

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"Fair enough. No, I don't go to bed super early Friday nights, but if it's after eleven I might be grumpy with you."

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"Short nap," she assures him, "leftovers for dinner, phone call."

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"Okay!" he says brightly. "Then I'll head off."

Pause. Then he says, in an octave a teenage boy should not be able to manage, "Eeee!"
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"Does Savannah not supply much outlet for magic geeking?"

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"She really doesn't, no one will magic geek with me and it's terrible."

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"Well, I'll fix that. If any of this is real." She turns one hand into a paw, extends and retracts her claws, then turns it back and stands up. "It looks like I didn't get too far from where I was when I blacked out, but in case I'm mistaken about recognizing the place, can you steer me back to town?"

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Darren's now grinning. It may or may not just be his new permanent facial expression. "Yeah, sure." He points. "That way's to the closest road, if you take a left when you hit it you'll be back at the main town in no time. I forget the name of the road, sorry, I just saw it flying here."

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"Thanks." Pause. "Do you know any other mystical creatures hereabouts?"

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"Aside from my sister? Off of the top of my head there's a few griffins around, decent people but kind of dull, and I think one of the teachers is a bugbear?"

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"...one of the teachers is a bugbear. Right, that makes perfect sense, of course that's a thing that happens. Is there a list of the kinds of creatures there are someplace?"

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"There's a few, and they disagree with each other sometimes. Generally? What I did when I was informed was just assume that all mythical creatures were real, with some exceptions. Dragons, unicorns, vampires, some others but those were the main ones that I remember."

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"...Okay, so how much racist crap am I inheriting by being a sphinx? Should I pretend to be something more popular than a sphinx? Can I realistically pretend that or is it customary to go around in fullform with one's medallion showing all the time if one interacts with other mystical creatures?"

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"Some, I guess? If there's a dragon running around conspicuously not being extinct it will probably be racist against sphinxes at you. I recommend pretending to be a winged lion or something with people you don't know if you can get away with it, just so people won't - freak out and say you are a super magic fairy princess. Don't tell demons, if they already know I recommend booking it. Most people won't give you much trouble, different places have different cultures - I think lots of places find midform the norm. Others are snippy about being in fullform, and some have lots of people that like being human. Generally, no one will look at you funny if you run around in human form if you have the medallion on, though they might try to guess what you are."

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"How common a problem are demons? How good are people at guessing?"

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"Not extremely common, but um - they might be for you? I kind of felt a huge magic thing when you turned, I'm betting I wasn't the only one. So demons might show up and do nefarious things. They do that, they are kind of terrible. People are usually pretty good at guessing but most won't think to guess sphinx. If you say you're a winged lion or something close to sphinx, I doubt they would look twice at you."

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"Okay. If I'm unable to book it versus demon or demons," she says, starting to move away from where she turned to demonstrate that (within the context of the dream, anyway) she's taking him seriously, "what's the procedure?"

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"Call me, scream bloody murder, and defend yourself with whatever you can. Possibly all at once. Hope an angel shows up and smites the hell out of them, too."

Darren follows away from the spot she turned. Because he is nervous about being here, too.
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"Angels and demons and sphinxes, oh my." She trips, catches herself on hands that become soft landing-friendly paws halfway down the fall, says "I'm going to have to learn not to do that in public," stands up and retrieves her opposable thumbs, and says, "But they're reasonably vulnerable to things like being clawed, if that's my only option?"

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When she falls he winces and moves to assist - but he's too late and just shuffles back awkwardly. "Yeah, takes a bit of practice."

"Well I haven't tried it, but I assume so? I'd have to go ask, I was just vaguely nervous about demons and not terrified that they would show up eventually. So it might be something weird like something holy, or blessed, or made out of the right type of tree."
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"Okay, that sounds - useful to know, although I do rather doubt I'll be any good in a physical altercation it probably couldn't hurt to have something holy on my person. Does this have, like, religious implications that I should know about or are 'demon' and 'angel' just more or less facetious names for some appropriately-shaped mystical creatures that don't like each other in loosely the manner of sphinxes and dragons such that 'holy' is a property you can nonspiritually apply to objects, the way you can make things 'nonstick' or 'laminated'...?"

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"That was just a hypothesis, I don't know if actual holy things would even work. Never even seen a demon, I've just heard about them from my dad. I'd need to go be a magic nerd and study it. I have no idea what religious implications there are, though. There are probably some but I'm not particularly religious so I just kind of politely ignore them?"

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"Well, I'm not particularly religious because I didn't think religion-y things existed in the world, but you've now issued fairly serious warnings about demons after demonstrating your ability to turn into a flying deer while I'm recovering from apparently being a sphinx, sooooo it might be time to reevaluate that."

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"Fair point. I can ask dad about the specifics of demons, he's seen them and was extremely serious about staying far, far away from them, I thought I should pass it on. It's also possible that religion-y things existed in the world and humans saw them be super magic and decided to worship them. So, I continue to have no idea and would need to do lots of studying to get an opinion on the subject."

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"Right. This is going to be interesting if I don't just wake up." She sighs. "If I wake up I'm going to regret not trying to fly but if this is actually my life now it's kind of important I don't worry Charlie."

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"It's not a dream," promises Darren, again. "But yes, you shouldn't worry your dad. You can always fly later, this isn't going to go away. I can help with that, too, though Savannah's better at flying than I am."

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"You keep saying that, but you realize that's not actually evidence? It's not really less likely that you'd say that if I'm dreaming."

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He snickers, a little. "Okay, fine, want me to start spouting out facts you can't possibly know that you can look up when you get home? To prove my sentience and how I have my own knowledge base."

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"Well, if I'm not dreaming, I will continue to be able to trade in human parts for sphinx ones at will even after taking a nap, and that's going to be more convincing than something I could have forgotten I knew."

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"Right, which was why I wasn't trying that earlier and just saying, 'No this is not a dream.' I don't exactly have a way to prove that this isn't a dream other than to keep existing and not being a dream. So. Not a dream?"

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"I don't expect you to singlehandedly prove to me that this isn't a dream. Look at me, operating in ways that will leave me safe and stable even if it is not instead of deciding to flap around for kicks. Just, be aware that I'm reserving judgment till I've woken up in bed and tried the tail thing."

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"Sure, I was in a daze right after I found out. Just sort of wandering around following dad and asking lots of questions. You're taking this remarkably well, considering."

He adds, wryly, "Despite insisting that I am probably a dream."
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"Oh, I'm pretty sure there exists a real Darren. I think I fell asleep sometime today, not two weeks ago or whatever. Although to be perfectly honest with you if the last two weeks were a dream that would be kind of great?"

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"No offense taken," says Darren. "I understand completely."

Then, quietly, he adds, "Would you like a hug?"
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"Yeah."

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Hug.

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Hug.

She can apparently make her neck super long, she discovers by accident while trying to put her head on his shoulder. That's weird. She puts her neck back how it is supposed to be and gives up the shoulder project.
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He notices, and manages a little smile. "Oh, well, if I'm allowed to cheat on hugs..."

Out come the wings. He can hug her with them, too, but he's a little nervous about spooking her. So he'll ask, first. "Want to be extra-hugged?" he inquires, amused.
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"Um, sure, but the neck thing was an accident. I'm going to need to practice before school. Lucky it's a Friday and I already did the shopping."

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"That's rather lucky. A few days should be enough to stop absently slipping a bit if you're paying attention, if you work at it."

She is then wrapped in feathery grey-blue wings. It's actually quite soft and comfy.
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Mmmm.

"Thanks. ...But I don't want to be near the magic neon sign if there might be demons after me, let's keep walking."
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"Yeah, but you needed a hug."

Away go the wings, and he releases her from the embrace. Back to walking!

(He is mercifully not embarrassed by hugs. She needed one, he gave it, all is well. Completely normal.)
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(She is not embarrassed either.)

"I wonder which of my parents it was. I don't think Charlie'd like to be a sphinx, so I guess either way he won't be disappointed about the lack of medallions."
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"Yeah. I don't know of a way to check without chucking a medallion at him, though, so - it might be a mystery. Maybe there's a way to figure out through magic without disrupting the spell if he's a sphinx."

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"...The lady who dropped the medallion at the store looked like my mom. I was actually trying to get a better look at her so I could convince my brain it wasn't really. But I didn't wind up seeing more than - her chin, how she walked, how tall she was."
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Darren thinks.

"... Could be a relative? A sister or cousin who knew that she was a sphinx or - something? Was one, herself, knew about your mom and knew she'd had you? Then she found you, got you a medallion so you could sphinx it up?"
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"Mom was an only child, as far as I know. She had cousins, I suppose, none she was close with, but my grandparents are all four dead, have been for a while, so if it was a cousin they'd have to know an awful lot without much to go on about what side of the family it's from."

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"True. I'm not sure, it was an idea. The mysterious woman who looks like your mom and conveniently dropped the exact medallion for you is kind of suspicious, to me. It could be one of the creatures that can shape-shift, being cruel about what shape they pick to get your attention. Or I could be over-thinking it and you could just be incredibly lucky."

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"Yeah, I don't know what to make of it, but I thought I'd mention it in case it was important."

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"It seems like it, but I don't know what it means. Sadly enough, I don't know everything. Yet."

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"Let me know if you get there, I'll want to mooch."

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"Yup. I think my opinion on people mooching off of things I know is pretty well known."

(In that he doesn't mind at all, if it's innocent. If it's not, then that changes things.)
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"Yes, I know, that's why I'm asking nicely instead of nefariously plotting to put a keylogger on your computer."

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"Thanks," he says, brightly. "for not doing that. It would upset me."

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"Only if I were terrible at subterfuge."

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Darren snorts with laughter. "Well, yes, but if you obviously used what I know without any obvious help from me, I'd figure it out. And then it would upset me."

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"And I suppose in this hypothetical you know everything, such as how to detect keyloggers. Oh well. I'll just have to be friends instead."

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"That too. Besides, being friends gets you more. Like, for example, magic lessons. I don't put those on my computer."

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"I'm looking forward to that. What am I gonna learn to do?"

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"Well, I'm trying to learn stuff about transfiguration illusions because - medallions, so probably a lot of, 'Lets turn this thing into this other thing a lot and try to make sure the spell doesn't break' but there's some stuff involving control of water, air, finding people - so on. I don't know what a sphinx is good at, so you may or may not turn to be fantastic at one of them and barely need any tutoring in it at all. If that happens I will ask you for lessons."

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"If I can do something without any tutoring at all how will that make me competent to teach it?"

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"Because you will have an inside look on how it works, which is better than where I'm at. I've got an outside look on it that is earned by stubbornly clawing my way through all magic ever. So. It couldn't hurt!"

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"Perytons don't have special magical affinities?" Pause. "Also, weren't perytons invented in the fifties? It's not, like, ancient myth the way sphinxes or dragons are."

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"... We actually do. Um. But I'm not using it ever. We get the fantastic ability for shapeshifting... Into a specific person. If we um - eat their heart." He coughs. "We weren't invented, we were discovered in the fifties. We were really good at hiding. Because of the heart thing."

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"...Okay, it sounds like you don't need my commentary on that."

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"Yeah, my opinion of it is obvious, I think. Never using it, ever."

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"Yeah. I'm assuming Savannah agrees?"

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"For the most part. I think she's of the opinion that if it's an emergency and there's someone nearby who is morally reprehensible she'll use it, but outside of that single unlikely situation - she agrees with me."

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"It seems like a limited advantage to be disguised as a morally reprehensible person."

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"Hey now, I argued her down to that, don't poke holes in my reasoning."

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"You're concerned she'd take my comment and go from 'well, I'd do it if it was a morally reprehensible person' to 'let's eat the hearts of children, they're great camouflage'?"

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"No, but I'm concerned that she'd go back to, 'If I hate this person and my other choice is death I will eat their heart even if they're not terrible people.'"

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"All right, I'll keep my mouth shut. You know her better than I do."

Is that the road?
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"Thanks. I'd like to avoid any heart-eating."

That is indeed the road! "Well then - from here you can find your way back just fine? Or would you like an escort in case of demons?"
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"I can find my way, but I'm actually more worried about blacking out again than I am about demons. Or maybe starting to walk digitigrade and not noticing."

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"Okay. Hopefully your dad doesn't see me and say, 'You were in the woods for a longish period of time with a strange boy, I'm getting the shotgun,'" he says in a deadpan.

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"Charlie's only gun is his service pistol. I've also mentioned you to him before and I'm not bleeding, frantic, or furious, so that should help."

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"That helps, a bit. Then let's go, if you randomly black out let's hope I can carry you."

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"Or drag me off the road and sit by me and make sure cars don't use me as a speedbump. And put leaves over me if I'm sphinxy. Do you know my house's landline number, just in case? You can usually get Charlie via the non-emergency police number too but he's home today."

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"That too. That's probably the better option, really. What's your landline number? I don't have it."

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Bella pulls out the mini-notebook in her pocket, tears out a blank page, and writes it down for him.

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Into his phone it goes! Look at them, planning things out in case of horrific emergency.

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On they walk.

Bella trips about a half-mile from her house. She's unconscious - and inconveniently winged - before she hits the ground.
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Darren is concerned. He tries to wake her, gets nowhere, then gets her off of the road and tries again.

He's there for fifteen minutes before he starts wondering what happens if anyone finds them like this. They're by the road, anyone could see them, and she is very inconveniently winged. Her dad is probably reaching the point where he would be worried, now. As much as he dislikes informing Bella's dad about things before she's ready, health comes first, something might be wrong.

She is his friend, and he would like her to be okay. If her dad reacts badly to her new species, she can bunk with him, but he seriously doubts that will happen.

So he calls Bella's landline. "Hello," he says, a ting of panic in his voice. "Is um - Mr. Charlie Swan there?"
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"Speaking."

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"Hi, um - help, your daughter is unconscious on the side of the road. Er. Also she has um - wings, I will explain but she's unconscious and I am kind of freaking out right now. We're on -" He checks the road name. "Buckleberry, the south part? Please bring um - a car, I don't think I can carry her."

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"Who is this? I'm not a good pranking target, fair warning."

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"Darren, from school. Sorry, I should have - I'm friends with Bella? I am not the pranking type, this is kind of important and I am really worried."

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"Mm. South part of Buckleberry."

He hangs up.

Bella's phone rings.
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Darren hesitates, checks her caller ID, then answers it. "... Hi, Mr. Swan, um - she's breathing just fine, heartbeat's fine? I swear I'm not lying, help, please?"

He continues to sound really panicked!
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"Right. I'm on my way."

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"Thank you very much."

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Charlie hangs up.

He's there in four minutes lights on but siren quiet.
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And there is Darren, with an unconscious, winged Bella.

"Hi. Um. I'm not lying," he says, when Charlie is out of the car.

He is very obviously not lying.
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Charlie makes a shooing gesture indicating that Darren should back off as he goes to his daughter to check her out. "What happened?"

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He shoos.

"That is kind of a long story. Um. She had a magic awakening thing and I noticed because I am magic so I went to investigate, she was fine, she had blacked out but had woken up when I got there, I was making sure she got home okay because blackouts are not normal, and then it happened again and I don't know what to do."
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"Blackouts aren't normal but wings are?" inquires Charlie, tugging gently on a wing. It's pretty attached.

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"Yes."

He demonstrates. Look, he has wings, too.

"... Um. Do you mind if I call my dad? He is probably worried by now, and um - he knows about the magic thing and he is better equipped to explain it right now."
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"Yeah," says Charlie. "That sounds like a swell idea. Get in the passenger seat, call him, get him to come to my house. I'm not taking her to a hospital like this."

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"Yeah, that's smart," says Darren. Wings go away, into the passenger seat he goes (with a seatbelt), and he calls his dad.

"Hi. Um. Bella blacked out and I freaked out and told her dad. No, no, at least I think he doesn't?" He glances at Charlie nervously. "No, she's kind of obviously got wings and we were on the side of the road. Yeah. Now you see why I am freaking out. Help?"

He asks Charlie, "What's your address? Dad's going to come over, and explain things."
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Charlie rattles off his address, opens the back door of the police cruiser, and gently hauls Bella into it. Her wings spill off the bench onto the floor. He tucks in her feet, looks briefly at the seatbelts, and determines that it's not worth trying. He shuts the door and gets in the driver's seat. Lights on, siren off.

He drives home.
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Darren repeats the address. "Yeah. Thank you, dad, love you too. Thanks. Um, tact is a thing we need and my sister has none. Yes, I know. She can yell at me later but we should not have Mr. Swan's introduction to - things being through me freaking out over his daughter and her being angry at me for freaking out and calling him. Yeah. Tell her I said sorry. Bye."

Then he hangs up.
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"Bella going to be able to - make the wings come and go, like you? When she's awake?" asks Charlie.

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"Yeah, there are other things to it, too but she can't do any of them while she's unconscious. I can't do anything about it, she has to be the one to do it."

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"Right. Be difficult otherwise, s'pose. Why does she have 'em now?"

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"Because she just had her turning and she's got absolutely no practice with any of her new - abilities. So sometimes they slip."

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"And how'd the turning thing happen?"

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"Because she picked up the right medallion for her and she turned out to have um - a sphinx in her ancestry."

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"In her ancestry."

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Darren is very interested in his lap. "Er, yeah. Um. Pretending to be human."

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"Can you tell which side of the family?"

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"Not unless I went and got another separate medallion of the right type and tested it on you."

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"Mm. But it's not normal for magic wingy things to pass out, you're sure?"

Here's the house. He parks. He gets a shock blanket out of the trunk, wraps Bella wings and all in it, and hauls her out of the car.
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"Quite, my sister and I are - magic wingy things and neither of us did."

Darren will help with carrying her if he can and it's not in Charlie's way.
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Charlie manages to get the door open without Darren's help. He deposits Bella with exquisite gentleness on the couch. He points Darren to a chair. He closes the door. He sits at the chair nearest the Bella's-head-end of the sofa and adjusts the blanket so it's not over her face.

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Darren sits in the chair. He is not really up to talking, right now, but he keeps giving Bella worried glances, every now and then.

Within ten minutes, the doorbell rings.
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Charlie gets up to answer it.

"You Darren's father?"
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The man standing there looks nothing like Darren, but he nods. "I am, yeah. Vernon Sanders, nice to meet you, but wish it was under better circumstances. May I come in? I don't know how much you know but I seriously sympathize with 'my kid has wings and is magic' so I'll try to explain er - gently?"

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Charlie lets him in.

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And in he goes.

"Hi, dad," says Darren. He looks like he needs a hug.

So he gets one from his father. "Hey, sport. It's okay."

Darren nods, then goes back to being silent and miserable once the hug ends.

"Right then," says Vernon, finding a spot to sit. "How much do you know, and how much would you like me to tell you?"
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"Ideally Bella'd be awake and telling me what she's planning to do with the wings and - whatever else. Failing that I want to know what she can do if she feels like it. What the situation for her is now."

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"Well I don't know your daughter, but - she can now turn into a sphinx at will, if she has the medallion. Or, pick and choose parts of a sphinx to have, like the wings. If she doesn't have the medallion, she will default to being a sphinx, because of hokey magic that was disguising her as a human all her life. That just got broken, now she is a sphinx that can turn human. Due to it being a sphinx in particular, she's likely to be extremely magical. I think in healing magic, but there's probably some others she'll get naturally. So she will be able to fly, heal, and probably after Darren geeks out about magic with her, lots of other things."

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"Why's this such a surprise, why wouldn't I know this was a thing that might happen? She in danger if people find out, that why it's secret?"

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"It's likely that she could be, yeah. It's why it's not on neon signs everywhere. Lots of people won't take their neighbors being gryphons very well, and all. Some kids go through their turning and their families completely freak out and disown them, or throw them out, or a variety of other nasty things. That's not going to happen here, is it?" asks Vernon, carefully.

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Charlie shakes his head. "Still Bella, isn't it?"

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"Yup," says Vernon, pleased with this answer. "Good on you, I freaked when I found out about this."

Darren manages a little smile, from his cloud of misery over there.
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"Not saying it's not unnerving as all hell, but it's still Bella, or looks to be anyway."

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Bella stirs. She stretches a wing; it unfurls the blanket. She yawns an almighty cat-jawed yawn. She looks blearily around her surroundings. She inspects her wing.

She notices that Charlie and Darren and a stranger are present.

"Uh."
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"Yeah, it is," agrees Vernon. "Still completely her."

Then Bella wakes up.

"Hi," says Darren, guiltily.

"Ah, she wakes," says Vernon, amused. "Well. Nice to meet you, I'm Darren's father, Vernon."

"I'm glad you're okay," adds Darren, to Bella.
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"Bells," says Charlie, hugging her.

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"Hi, Dad." She rids herself of wings and hugs him back. "I think I'm fine but I don't know why I keep losing consciousness. Thanks for getting me home, Darren. Nice to meet you, Darren's dad."

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Darren nods. "I couldn't just leave you there..."

"I would have had to make the parental expression of fatherly disappointment," says Vernon dryly. "Also his conscience would have kicked the crap out of him."

Darren snorts.
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"You seem to be taking this pretty well," Bella remarks to her dad.

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He shrugs. "As opposed to what? Vernon says sometimes kids come home with wings and get kicked out. Don't see how that solves anything."

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"It doesn't," says Vernon. "But sometimes they don't want to deal with the problems."

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"Not how having a kid works," mutters Charlie.

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"Dad, is it gonna freak you out if I practice changing on purpose so I'm less likely to come over all angelic if I faint in school or whatever?"

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"Probably. Do it anyhow if it helps."

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Okay, Vernon likes Bella's father. He smiles at him, just a bit. Finally a father who gets it.

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Darren smiles too. "I er - should I ask around to see if blacking out upon turning is normal?" he offers.

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Vernon snorts. "Darren, I love you but you can't be subtle to save your life. I can do it."

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"Some reason to be subtle with the kinda people who'd know?"

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"I," says Bella, turning fullform and sprawling all over the couch tail and all, "am an extra special fairy-princess kind of monsterperson, so if it's normal for sphinxes but not normal for anything else, the question would ideally not be connected to me."

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"Yup. I can ask some people, pretend to be the stupid human that needs education."

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Darren snickers, a little, at her completely serious description. "Has this gone firmly into the 'not a dream' category yet?"

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"No. I've passed out twice, I haven't actually fallen asleep on purpose, and that was the check I picked."

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"Well, at least you're sticking to your guns."

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"I do that." She changes one leg, observes the complicated reaction her jeans have to this, and symmetrizes herself. "Man, this is weird."

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"It really is. You get used to it."

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"Some get used to it, anyway. I mostly just stay out of it."

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"Why?" Bella asks Vernon.

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"Because usually I am so far in over my head it's not even funny."

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"Hey, this time this morning I didn't know sphinxes existed. From what I understand, neither did Darren." She plays with claw retraction, careful of the upholstery, and then goes fully human and sits up, and then watches her shoes disappear as she changes from the ankles down. "But whatever you gotta do."

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"Normal human. I have a pocket knife. Demons possess people and are impossible to kill, they just go poof and go back to Dis. Angels have huge pointy swords. Even Darren, the pacifist who bleeds altruism if poked with something sharp, can blast people with magic. I know when I'm out of my league."

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Darren is watching Bella's shapeshifting experiments curiously, but glances up when his dad speaks. "Thanks for doing it anyway."

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He smiles back, and then - hugs. "Yup."

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"They possess people? Darren didn't mention that."

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"He didn't know. They freak him out and have got no reason to mess with him, anyway. I don't scare my kid for giggles." He considers Bella. "Though maybe now they do have a reason to mess with him. Okay, well, demons can possess people. If someone acts weird, get a bugbear or an angel or somethin' because you need to check."

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"I want details on how they do it, what it consists of, and if there's any way to hedge 'em out." Her wings arch over her shoulders till they touch the ceiling, disappear, reappear folded a moment later, vanish again.

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"They lose their physical bodies and go into the person. They get control of the person, but not access to their memories, so while some can be good actors it gets a bit hinky for long periods of time. Only way I know to get them out is to get an angel, or wait for 'em to get out on their own. Might be possible to threaten them out, but I don't think you want to get mixed up in stuff that can scare a demon out. I dunno of a way to keep 'em from getting in, maybe load yourself up on tons of luck charms and hope for the best."

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"There are luck charms? That work?"

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"Yup. Expensive, though. Before you ask, Darren, no I've got no clue how they're made."

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"Aw. That would have been helpful..."

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"Seconding that. Is there a ballpark estimate you can give me on how many demons there are active in the world at any given time?"

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"Not a clue. Sorry. Not tons, but there are more of 'em than there are angels running around."

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"How does one get ahold of an angel if one requires an angel? And do angels just look like winged humans, such that if I had to I could -" Wings. "Fool somebody?"

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"Four wings, not two. I've got no clue how to get a hold of one, but I know one. They'll show up if something gets bad enough, usually."

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"You know an angel? Do they have, like, a phone number?"

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"Nope. Enigmatic. Really unhelpful that way. But I met - it."

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"'It'?" asks Darren, confused.

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"Couldn't for the life of me tell what gender it was. Could've been a man, could've been a woman. Might be neither, I don't know."

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"And you didn't ask? I guess this might seem comparatively unimportant next to their species."

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"He or she was a little busy at the time. Seemed kind of rude to go up to it and say, 'Are you a boy or a girl?' Professor Oak style."

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"Yeah, fair. What was going on?"

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"Exorcism, followed by closing a hell mouth. That was fun."

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"Sounds like a heck of a way to kill a weekend, yeah. I need to know a lot of stuff, it'd seem. I'm glad Darren found me instead of - most anybody else."

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"Yup," agrees Vernon. He pats Darren's back, in a fatherly sort of way.

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"Happy to help."

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Bella produces, swishes, and dismisses her tail. "I don't suppose there's informational pamphlets. 'So You're A Mythical Quadruped: What You Will Need To Know'."

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"I wish. It would have made my life a ton easier. Along with a, 'So Your Kid Is A Mythical Quadruped: What To Do' pamphlet."

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Charlie snorts. "What-all kinds are there? Of quadrupeds."

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"I don't actually know if we're all quadrupedal, but there's the one and only known sphinx, yours truly, and apparently Darren and Savannah are perytons - bird-deer things."

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"They're not actually all quadrupeds. Nixies, for example, are kinda like mermaids. Except not quite."

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"Thank you for the glowing description, Bella," deadpans Darren. "I'm a magic deer with wings, essentially."

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"Exactly. Bird-deer thing. Being a 'deer with wings' doesn't specify kind of wings, you could have bat wings if I just said that."

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"Your father has seen my wings. I demonstrated while I was freaking out."

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"...At what point in the process of freaking out did you attempt to explain the wings part?"

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"Um. I told him on the phone because I didn't want him to freak out and proclaim witchery or something when he got here and I explained on the way here a bit."

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"Cost me about a minute, I called your phone before coming to get you 'cause I figured it was a prank, but he answered your phone too."

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"... Sorry," says Darren.

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"...At least you didn't wind up with him convinced that you had harmed me? I guess? Because that would have been hazardous to your health?"

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"Yeah, that's something. I probably could have handled it better, though."

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Vernon claps him on the back. "Hey, kiddo. It happens. You did what you thought was right in a freaky situation where you didn't know what to do and it worked out okay. Calling that a good day."

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"But really you probably should've just told him that I was in trouble and waited to mention the wings until they were provably there."

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"Nobody teaches crisis management in schools," shrugs Charlie.

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"Yeah," he agrees. He does look kind of guilty about it, though.

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Bella stretches out a velvet paw and pats Darren on the knee with it.

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He smiles, a bit. "Having fun with magic?"

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"Yeah. Haven't managed to get the fur to come in stripewise, let alone anything more complicated, but I'm getting more of a sense of what I'm being and how to stay put or not on purpose."

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"Good. You should also probably run around as a sphinx to get used to it, along with flying."

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"... Don't jump off a cliff. Some gryphons I know like to get newbies to fly through that method, and other options are safer."

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"I do not plan to jump off a cliff. I might run down a hill, if it turns out I can run better on four feet than two."

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"Good. Making sure."

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"When should I start magic lessons, Darren?"

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"Probably after you get shifting down, I think. Because while magic's fantastic, that one's more important - school and not getting wings randomly, and all."

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"Okay. After school Monday, maybe? I'll spend all weekend messing around with shifting."

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"Sure," agrees Darren. "That's fine by me."

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"Okay. I usually take the bus home, is it okay if I just go with you instead and stay until Dad can fetch me?" She manages to change the bend of her knees without sprouting fur or adding claws, and as a result keeps the jeans; it looks kind of weird.

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Darren looks at his dad!

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"Yeah, it's fine. I've got room in the car. I drive them. Don't sprout wings in it, there ain't room, but other than that you're golden."

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"Sure," says Bella. She starts flickering her wings into and out of existence, rather quickly.

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Vernon looks at Darren. "Well, go on. I know you're barely holding it in."

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Darren grins, then - he bursts into maniacal giggles.

He's going to be a while.
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"He likes magic and no one will talk to him about it," explains Vernon dryly.

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"Why won't they?"

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"Cause I think it's playing with fire and Savannah's got no interest. I'll let him, but he's got to be careful and gets to warn me before he does anything hinky."

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"...How dangerous is it actually?"

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"Well I don't trust it, but I think if you two are careful you should be okay. But be very careful. Do not do anything to anything you don't understand, it will end badly."

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"I don't mean, what general emotional tone about magic are you trying to communicate, I mean, how likely is it to fail, and how bad does it get when it does?"

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"It's volatile, but not faulty. If you mess with something big and mess it up, if it fails it will fail spectacularly. If it's a little thing the backlash is minor, but try to avoid it then, too. I know some people that can't leave their Avalon because they can't fit in to normal society 'cause of magic tweaking them. Things that go wrong you will have trouble fixing. So don't get 'em wrong and if you're not completely sure about what you're doing, don't do it."

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"So more like chemistry class than like hostile genies or something?"

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"Yeah, that's a good analogy. It's not out to get you but it's not out to make nice and be your friend, either. So treat it with respect."

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Darren has recovered from his giggles. "I do, dad."

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"Yup. That's why I let you."

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"Are magic lessons going to be supervised or something?"

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"Might be. Mr. Swan - want me to supervise? 'Cause I can supervise, but I trust my boy."

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"And I trust Bells, but she doesn't know much yet, so - time being, yes."

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"Fair. Yup, it's supervised."

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Bella shrugs. "Okay." She goes fullform, sprawls comfortably on the couch. "You know how cats always look like they're really comfortable? They totally are."

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Darren snorts with laughter.

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"Good to know. Deer are just as prancy as they look, by the way."

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Bella giggles. She scratches under one of her wings carefully with a hind foot, then decides this is a bad idea and reverts to having hands.

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"I am not prancy," defends Darren. "I am majestic."

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"Mhm. That's what they're calling it now, eh?"

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"You looked very capable of prancing," says Bella, done with the need for non-clawed digits and fullforming again.

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"I am capable of prancing but I refrain."

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"I've got pictures that say otherwise," says Vernon smugly.

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"... You win this round."

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"I want to see prancy deerbird pictures."

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"No, dad, you can't show those, those are like baby pictures, you are not allowed."

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"'Course not. I'm saving them for prom."

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Bella giggles.

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"That's evil."

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"Nah. Basic parenting. Nips the rebellious teenage phase right in the bud, blackmail."

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"Evil!" repeats Darren.

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"Well, I guess you could skip prom," suggests Bella. "Since he went ahead and told you his plans."

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"That would be letting him win."

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"You could let me see the prancy deerbird pictures right now and then they will no longer hang over you as a specter of blackmail."

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"Nope, nice try, though."

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"Aww, rats."

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Vernon snickers. "Don't worry, I have more than just the prancy pictures. Lots of ammunition. Been saving it."

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"But I am not going to go to prom at all, because that would be a hilariously terrible idea, so when am I going to get to see it?"

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"Bide your time, the day of reckoning will come. There will be adorable pictures. Lots of them."

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"Noooooo," says Darren, shaking his fist.

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"Aww, I'm terrible at patience."

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"Oh, well, in that case-"

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"Nope. Not allowed."

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"Aw."

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"Pretty please?"

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"No."

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"This is totally not fair, you realize, you've been literally physically present for one hundred percent of the time I have spent at all sphinxy."

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"Yes, but you still don't get to see embarrassing pictures. Besides, I missed when you first turned, I showed up after you woke up. So ninety-eight percent of the time, instead."

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"I suppose I'll have to settle for magic lessons."

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"You poor soul."

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"Yep. Oh well." Stretch, humanize, materialize exactly one claw with considerable concentration and then get an entire paw, shoo the paw in favor of humanity again. "Magic lessons and whatever else there is to know. I want to know all of it, without exception, as quickly as I can digest it."

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"... No wonder you two are friends. I bestow upon this friendship my fatherly blessing. Be friends in peace, and... Stuff."

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Darren bursts into laughter.

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"But seriously, if there's a 101 I can get besides 'hello, surprise secret sphinx, beware demons, fyi medallions,' I would like that sooner rather than later."

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He recovers, and says, "I mean, you should probably visit Seattle's Avalon, and - I dunno, get a list of mythical creatures. But you've got the basics."

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"How does one prove one is a creature and thereby enter an Avalon?"

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"Show them your medallion and probably do a quick demonstration of creatureness."

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"Or, if you're human, explain the system in absurd detail in a low voice and say you're in on it."

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"Is there absurd detail to be had? I don't currently have absurd detail."

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"I was naming people I knew when I went in without anyone else there, and what types of creature they were. Not the kind of absurd detail that's useful. You'll want books, for that. I just know people."

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"Ooh, books. Yeah, I want books."

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"I know some good ones, we didn't buy them because money but I skimmed and read quickly."

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"Are they really expensive? I mean, for books?"

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"Compared to normal bookstore books? Yeah."

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"I am also a single parent. Just saying, money doesn't grow on trees."

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"I know it doesn't."

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"We can buy you at least a few books, I think, Bells."

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Darren smiles a little. "Want help picking them out?"

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"Yes please."

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"We can probably pick a weekend to go, then. Not this one, because shifting and settling in, but - yeah."

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"Is it generally safe to fly around outdoors? I guess if you're high enough you look like some unidentified bird and planes can be seen from a ways away... Or we could just take the bus."

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"Yeah, but beware of cold. And we can't take our dads if we fly, which... They will probably want to come. So." He coughs.

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"It's like you know me or something."

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"I'm usually allowed to go places on my own, but I suppose the Seattle Avalon might be a little different than going with a school acquaintance to Port Angeles to find a decent bookstore."

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"Just a bit different, yeah."

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"Okay, so, significant scheduling projecty thing. How fast can we fly? Or is it likely to be the same...?"

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"I think we can manage to be faster than a bus, since we can just go straight there and don't need to make stops. But - parental figures, I'm not sure I can carry my dad."

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"I'm reasonably big in fullform but I don't think I want to try carrying a person either, yeah. Especially not as a novice. But I meant just swooping around for fun, how fast are you, in miles per hour, and is my speed likely to be alike?"

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"You know I've never actually measured it? It's hard to, considering that I work to get up speed. But um - pretty fast, I think. Your speed's likely to be similar to mine, so you will also be pretty fast."

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"Okay. 'Pretty fast'. When we do flying lessons I'm getting you a stopwatch."

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"All right! I find it a fun thing to do every now and then, but not a major method of travel, so I never bothered."

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"Is invisibility a possible magic?"

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"Maybe? But I haven't learned it, so I can't teach it. I think it's possible, though."

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"Are there textbooks or what? For that matter, what is the - basic procedure for magic-doing? Chanting? Burning incense? Drawing pentagrams?"

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"Drawings and chanting are both present. Natural talents you don't need either but if you want to do it the hard way, you need to draw diagrams and chant a spell."

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"How much of this is gotten from ancient scrolls and how much can you figure out with - the magical equivalent of a dictionary and stoichiometry?"

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"Some from ancient scrolls, but since, self-taught - lots of what I do is with the magical equivalent of both of those. I mean between the two I'll take my method, even if it's less easy, because I understand the concepts behind what I do."

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"Yeah, agreed, more - modular, I'm imagining."

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"Kind of. You can apply some concepts to other concepts but I don't think you should reuse things too much unless it's the exact same kind of thing. It could end badly if you forget the concepts behind the modular stuff and it looks like it does one thing on the surface but beneath that it's not going to work with something else and then - bad things happen."

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"Right, so, heavy heavy dose of theory, no cosmetic pick-and-mix. Sounds up my alley."

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Darren grins. "Then you will probably enjoy magic. I do, certainly."

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"Yaaaay new hobby besides reading old fiction and notetaking."

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"I recommend Dungeons and Dragons, if you're looking for another hobby. Just homebrew the creatures, the Monster Manual is racist."

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"...Oh my god, tell me all about how the Monster Manual is racist, this sounds hilarious."

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"Perytons are always evil. No exceptions. That's just the one that personally applies to me, there are tons of races that they deem to just always be evil and therefore okay to brutally murder. A large portion of them are sentient, but no, they are all evil, every single one, so they get to die horrifically at the hands of an adventurer."

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"Are there ways to be evil and non sentient?" asks Bella, resting her chin on her forepaws.

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"Probably not, now that I think about it, it's a conscious choice not a - if you aren't sentient, if you can't comprehend that there is even a choice to make between good and evil then you don't fall under the category of evil. It can do evil like that, certainly, but at a basic level the creature is innocent because it doesn't understand what it's doing. It's entirely possible that it could be helped, taught to do something that isn't evil, because it can't make the choice itself. So, the Monster Manual's racist in that sense, too."

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Bella giggles. "What's it have to say about sphinxes?" She wants to have a tail. She acquires it and lashes it, as lashing is what one does with a tail.

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"There are several types of sphinx. There's like four types of sphinx and three of them are always male and only one's always female. If you're male, you get sorted into alignment by species. Either always good, always evil, or always neutral. Female sphinxes are only neutral. So the Monster Manual is both racist and a bit sexist, now."

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"Wow," snorts Bella. "So you 'homebrew' your own critters to run through with swords or whatever it is you do in D&D?"

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"Kind of, I actually let some of the critters from the Monster Manual in, I just - make them less racist. Like races aren't always evil, or always good, so it depends on the individual. It's more fun that way, I think. If you kill people it's because they have done something terrible and there's no other way to stop them and not because they were born a specific species."

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"That must make the running through of the creatures with the swords so much less efficient, though," she teases. She slides off the couch onto the floor and goes fullform there with more room to stretch out. She's quite stretchy.

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"I'm perfectly okay with killing things not being efficient. I tend to play wizards, anyway, so I threaten ultimate cosmic power until they behave. Or, if I'm under level five or something, I cry in a corner."

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"Who do you even play with? Savannah doesn't seem like the type, Angela's never mentioned it..."

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"Really no one now, it kind of sucks. I had a group I'd play with in Detroit, but haven't managed to replace them. Thus, why I suggested it as a thing you should do." He coughs. "I'm kinda selfish, sometimes."

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"Oh no, selfishness, how terrible, Dad you should arrest him, he wants me to play Dungeons and Dragons."

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Charlie snorts.

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Darren snickers. "Will I meet other players in jail? Maybe we could get a prison-themed campaign going."

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"How do you even theme a campaign around a prison? Why would there be goblins or anything in one?"

(Bella really seems to like having a tail. It is not holding still.)
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"Could be a prison containing the most dangerous criminals in the world, including lots of different species because this is D&D and there are always lots of different creatures. You character could be innocent of horrific crime, or not, and when the prison - does a thing, like, maybe riots or wrestles control from authorities in some other manner you get to react accordingly. Either try to help the police and clear your name or help in escape."

(Darren is amused by her tail and shapeshifting experiments. Whenever she does a new thing he will look at her, curiously, to see what it is.)
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"Huh. I could see this killing an afternoon if we burn out on magic lessons. If you can do it with two people, which I wouldn't know."

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"It kind of needs more than two, honestly. I mean maybe I could pull something where I both DM and have a character, but that seems cheaty. 'We find a treasure trove filled with fancy wizard gear and now my character is a walking god' and all."

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"Are you liable to do that?"

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Charlie gets up and heads to the kitchen. "Sandwiches, anybody?" he wonders aloud.

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"I'll take turkey if you're offering but only put the mayo on one side because you always slather it on," says Bella. (Tail-lash tail-lash tail is gone because eating while a sphinx sounds difficult. She sits up on the couch again.)

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"No, but I would give out everything but wizard in fear of making myself too powerful. It would probably drive me a little crazy, trying very hard to be fair."

He glances at Charlie. "None for me, thank you."
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"Same. We do need to head home and get dinner soon, though. Or find some other food solutions."

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"You are welcome to stay," clarifies Charlie. "Though I suppose that leaves Savannah fending for herself. She can come too if she has a way to get here."

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"Thanks, that's very kind of you. It's okay, though, we shouldn't let Savannah stew, anyway. We should head home."

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"... Um. How mad at me is she?"

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"Let's just say you should be the one to cook and hope the food offering calms her down."

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Wince. "Right. This'll be fun."

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"...Why is she mad at you?"

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"She is kind of upset about the wing thing. Telling your dad on the phone before calling me or her, and 'freaking out.' She thinks it's unfair and that Darren should have done better."

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"...My dad took it fine and I'm not angry. I resent people being angry on my behalf without my permission."

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Vernon shrugs. "It's what she feels. Don't know what else to say."

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"Well, anyway, thank you both for all your help, I'll come home with you on Monday, I suppose."

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"You're welcome," says Darren, smiling.

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"Yeah. We'll head home, I think - dinner to make."

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Isabella waves goodbye with a paw, then turns all human to open the door and show them out.

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They wave back, and then home they go.

Darren makes dinner and eventually gets an apology from his sister (supervised by Vernon).