Before you go on a multiple-year trip accessible only by hyperspace relay, you download every out-of-copyright-work of art, literature or science your civilization has ever produced and stick it on your ship's computer. You do this even if you are, frankly, kind of dumb; it is just the obvious thing to do. You are not going to think of everything you need, and no matter HOW confident you are that five-dimensional math is beyond you or that you have no interest in the works of Falazon-2114, some conceivable emergency might mean that you need to repair a damaged hyperdrive or persuade a colony founded on his works that they desperately need to join the League, and when it is essentially costless to take everything, that is what you do.
This, at any rate, is common knowledge known even to the pilot of the Finite But Extremely Large Bounty, whose true name is a thirty-six digit hexadecimal string and whose usename incorporates sounds found not only not in English, but not in any language spoken by dogs, chimpanzees, mosquitoes, or any other entity that does not prefer to communicate exclusively via signal broadcast. We can call him Nau, or Fodion, or GODDAMN IT, since these are all noises he is going to make very, very soon.
Not that any emergency has hit. No, he's had a peaceful trip; no need to exercise self-control, no need to make decisions calling for twice his intelligence, just regular drop-offs of signal beacons to mark his progress and slightly less regular placement of mining replicators on the occasional unusually valuable asteroid; when the pickup ship comes in his wake, it will find the asteroids neatly sorted into their component materials, all carefully packaged and floating by the beacons for immediate delivery to the nearest orbital factory. He's been being choosier than most miners would, with his beacons, but the whole point of taking a job mining asteroids is so you can generate positive value for the world without ever having to interact with any part of it that is not best primarily understood with reference to Newtonian motion, and the longer his trip, the more he can stay in his cabin, reading books written when the League's average IQ was three standard deviations lower than it is today and even mostly following them.
And as long as no emergency hits, that's exactly what he's going to be able to keep doing. He sets his hyperdrive going and -
His ship is not, technically, exploding. Only very small parts of it exploded, as he came out of warp, really quite tiny pieces. But they were very important, small parts, and now the hyperdrive isn't working and the Finite But Extremely Large Bounty has a hell of a lot more momentum than it ought to.
(The ship sends a brief note to his brain what the constellations look like, because they do not look like they are supposed to look like, and he logs that for when there is not an emergency and he is not on fire.)
He does his best with his maneuvering thrusters, but it is not what they are designed for, and using things for the purposes they are not designed for is not what he is designed for, to the extent he is designed. He appears to be headed for a planet! The planet is sending out radio waves! If he crashes into the planet sending out radio waves, it is going to stop doing that! This is very very bad!
(They are not in any standard format, and the ship cheerfully alerts him that he has made first contact with an alien species, THANK YOU VERY MUCH, SHIP.)
Nau's ship breaks. Some parts of it overshoot Amenta; some parts of it undershoot Amenta. The largest bits - including the very-heavily-shielded capsule with the ship's pilot, the computer storing backups of all of his data, and four of his irreplaceably precious replicator-factories - do not.
But they're not going to make a crater when they hit, either.
Or at least only a very small one.
At the bottom of the new crater, there appears to be a large, approximately round object (the improvised heat-shields burned off; there are a number of rare metals now in slightly higher concentration in the Amentan atmosphere, as well as the usual carbon). It is... twitching.
(Ceasing to be conscious when you are in pain is a design defect. So is not being able to electronically control your spaceship while you're improvising a new body.)
He sees nothing. For a while.
Then the very helpful aliens see a large metal hatch swing open, and a very approximately Amentoid head peeks out of it.
Right. Communication. He forgot about communication. That was dumb of him, why did he forget about communication. Possibly because of the STARSHIP CRASH.
He's going to start by sending out the default distress signal, which hopefully should have been playing the whole time but apparently wasn't, because he has NO IDEA what went wrong inside the ship's computer but something apparently did, and then to tell the ship's computer, which is broken but probably less so than his brain, to see about decrypting the aliens' communications and playing the Official First Contact communications himself, he's sure they've got that on a chip somewhere. They are probably helpful communications, because these aliens look like hu-
Actually, wait, these aliens look like the Union of Man, only with lower-tech decontamination suits. Shit. They've even got funny-colored hair! Okay cancel the standard data dump, then reboot it except without anything added since recontact and hope like mad they don't share their development-based concerns, because if they do then he doesn't care how low-tech they are, if they've invented radio he's going to lose. Just send out the friendly stuff.
And then, uh... if the ship's sending all that stuff out, well, nice to have a backup? He may as well try to start sending prime numbers himself, since that looks like what they're doing. Right. Sounds good. Let's do it.
Not tremendously! They're going to have problems with the weird blip where it paused and then started over from the beginning, and there's a few very important pauses where the ship either pauses, or switches to unintelligible static and those are going to throw them of, but the Standard First-Communication Broadcast was engineered by very intelligent people who spent a very long time thinking about how to do it efficiently, and it has a lot of redundancy.
Oh blast that's a good idea.
He drops back into the ship. (He stares at his replicator-factories. Does he want to use them for this? Desperately, desperately yes; on the other hand, he will probably need them more later, and he has no idea if they even WORK, or if he can use one of them that works to fix the others that don't.)
He finds a particularly melted plastic-ish thing that is still hot, climbs out of his ship very slowly and carefully, and uses it to draw, on melted plastic on the ship's (also very hot) hull, YES.
Then he is just going to say, the very plain and low-context way you use words to very small children still too young for their first implant, "Yes."
(And, at the same time, send the key radio message himself, just in case the ship's wasn't working: "I am a shipwrecked miner requesting assistance and sanctuary under the laws of all nations," add that on loop until someone responds.)
And then say it with words, why not.)
He will take the spare whiteboard! And write, while he says it, again, "I am a shipwrecked miner requesting assistance and sanctuary!" (He does not actually know if the laws of all nations cover this. New Planet may not know them, depending on just when their branch diverged from the tree of humanity.)
(His computer assumed they were not humans based on their communications patterns and then he SAW them and his computer was clearly broken even before he KNEW it was broken.)
Okay, the actual answer to that is NO, because when that happens they will steal all his replicator-factories. How does he say NO reasonably -
"I cannot safely be separated from my ship."
That's... not quite bullshit? He is, in fact, doing a lot of double-checking that nothing on his ship is going to EXPLODE, and also supervising its computer running diagnostics on itself, which might be worse than exploding.
"Yes. [I recognize myself as owing you a large favor]*!"
He is going to give them a Shopping List! The fact that it is (a) theoretically possible to make, and (b) for some purposes worth making, some of the chemical compounds and metallic alloys on his Shopping List is information that will advance Amenta's science greatly, over the long term! It is a very, very, very long shopping list, with occasional markings for 'speculative/unsure' (for instance, he does not actually know how to make a hyperdrive), and he is delivering it by open radio broadcast. If they actually CAN just fix his ship and he can GO HOME, then this would only be the seventeenth-worst thing that ever happened to him.
(*:Trans: "Thank you.")
Soonest? Oh, probably more matter for his replicator-factories. That should be fairly easy, all they need is elements in one of these handy-to-break-down-and-recompose forms. After that? "I require some method of getting on to your internet, so I can coordinate more precisely with your people." (Is "internet" translating?)
And he is not injured in any way they can help with. ("Having your body wrecked and needing to build another one using electronic communication with the computer and Sarengha steel" is almost certainly not something they can help with.) Food would technically be good but he has somewhat odd dietary needs, and he won't be able to eat for another day or two. (Don't worry, he doesn't need to eat every day or two.)
(His somewhat odd dietary needs amount to 'sugar-water'.)
"You think you have an internet" is a mutter both low and outside the human auditory range, given when he sees what it looks like. (Whether it is outside the Amentan auditory range is unknown.)
He is absolutely confident that if their machine translation has caught up to his language, his can catch up to theirs. Has it yet?
... Okay this is super embarrassing and he's going to blame the fact that his ship-computer was busy running a diagnostic instead of devoting most of its attention to this.
"My machine translation will be slightly slow." Pause. "Your languages appear to have no connection to any Earthly language, which is what they were trained on. It may take some more minutes."
"... You are not descended from colonists ultimately from [Terra/Earth/Sol III]*?" Well, that's what the computer initially thought, but the computer is so obviously wrong! They have hair on their heads and everything!
(*: Including lots of synonyms just in case they forgot one old name!)
"That is the most bizarre thing I've heard." If they and the computer agree, he's probably wrong! "You greatly resemble the juvenile form of my species."
Okay, there we go! He's got onto their so-called-internet. He'll start some scans now and check the results later when he's not talking to someone.
He checks his pocket everything. "... Apparently, nine-tenths of my materials list." He pauses. "We can make metal serve as substitutes for flesh. We can make you continue to be alive after your body dies, though that is difficult. We can produce all sorts of things very efficiently." He pauses again. "Obviously, we can travel between star systems at practical speeds."
They'd be stupid not to be.
"We share our technology with underdeveloped civilizations." He pauses. "Unfortunately, I am not a hyperspace engineer. If I could get my ship back home, I expect I could find you one." Another pause. "Or two. Or six. Or thirty." 'Manpower' is not the key resource, for the war effort, but it's still valuable. And they'll be more valuable, after they've been industrialized.
The internet is, apparently, very sincerely excited about the prospect of helping the crashed alien get home to his own civilization which has FTL! This is clearly the best thing that has ever happened to the nicest aliens and they all want to support this project in any way they can! People are talking about how to track-switch into any of the fields it looks like he'll need and posting aliensonas of themselves moved more in his direction cosmetically captioned 'me at age 72'!
"Grey" means the color (all hueless shades lighter than black, including white) and is used as metonymy for the caste, which in most languages also has one or more terms of its own that aren't metonymy and which, depending on the language, may have as etymology "soldier" or "warrior" or "guard" or "runner" or "strength" or "embodied" or "dance".
A caste is a category of Amentans specialized, through training and hereditary selection, in a category of occupations! Greys do soldiering, policing, and athletics, and also some kinds of gambling, sex work in many countries, dance, and a few cornery occupations shoved in for historical reasons.
There are blues, who do rent-collection on land ownership (looks like others can own land, but collecting rent on it is out of caste income) and governance and judiciary. There are greens, who do academics and the arts. There are yellows, who do clerical and administrative work of all kinds. There are oranges, who do healthcare, childcare, eldercare, social work, sex work wherever it isn't grey, and childhood education. There are purples, who do everything else, including but not limited to farming, shipping, construction, engineering, manufacturing, cleaning, and the service industry.
Okay so his entire planet is purple.
... That's not fair. There's some greys and babysitters and there's some people who design fiction, which would be green. And he... guesses he could fit some people into yellow??? Mostly they automate that. And he supposes that what the League leadership has instead of blues and research-greens might still count as people, but he's honestly a little iffy about it; by the time you get up to that intelligence level you're not... really his kind of person? You're a different kind of person?
... Speaking of which, where's all the smart people on Amenta? There's got to be someone smarter than he is, right? He's really dumb, but a lot of the internet conversations seem to be even dumber. Maybe they just use a different internet?
Most Amentans are also purple. They seem to be actively subsidizing more green than they strictly need, hoping for a big break - like "an alien crash-landed and we have to invent 200 things to get his ship working", so they feel pretty smug about this decision right now.
Internet conversations are in fact often dumb, though some of them might be humor or performance art masquerading as dumbness. If he goes to more filtered green-field fora like Project Quicksort or something, that's where Amenta's best and brightest who are not literally at this moment trying to invent 200 things are hanging out.
... But they all *talk* like smart people, over on Project Quicksort, or at least like people who seem to think they're extremely smart, at least. And then they keep saying stupid things, maybe he should explain -
NO. BAD ALIEN. He is NOT going to get into internet arguments; he does this way too often and he always loses and feels bad. He is going to see about trying to FIX HIS REPLICATORS. He's been refraining from poking them because he honestly doesn't want them to be broken - they may not be able to build him an entire new spaceship, let alone its hyperdrive, but when it comes to fancy electronics they can manage quite well.
(But he'll set up something to sample the aliens' news feed and send him occasional high-profile articles; these aliens are very charming, but he still hasn't gotten over the memory of seeing Union faces in those suits.)
The news articles are mostly about him and his ship and the prospects for getting into SPAAAAACE. Ones that are not are about an earthquake off the coast of Baravi, a scandal about somebody with side babies in the provincial government of Kapton, and teasers for the spring sequel to a popular series of movies.
All these make sense! He appreciates their space-related priorities as clearly showing a good deal of wisdom and common sense! HE wouldn't want to be living on a sphere of rock that random space-related debris might impact at sufficient velocities to wipe out all life on it! He just OBSERVED that this was a likely possibility, and observing that did not make him want to be space less, rather than more!
(He's just going to dismiss 'side babies' as either an incomprehensible alien thing. He is sure it has no relevance.)
Okay, he's got one of his replicator-factories working, and he thinks he can have it print parts to get the rest working eventually. Anything else the NICEST ALIENS in charge of talking to him want to talk to him about?
No, The only thing they've found that can break the lightspeed barrier is a hyperdrive. It is cheaper to move less mass, but by the time you've got enough mass for a hyperdrive and protection from random hydrogen atoms that might hit it while it's going in to and coming out of hyperspace, you've got a ship.
The state of the art on terraforming is very good. His civilization has been terraforming planets for a very long time, though it may take a bit to learn how to Amentaform them, since humans and Amentans are different species that only coincidentally look exactly the same.
Amenta appear to be... really far away from everywhere else, by the stars. He thinks his hyperdrive's malfunction was tied to it going way further than it should've, for some reason. He's got no idea why. Yes, this does mean that the region of space around Amenta is totally empty to the best of his knowledge.
They don't look exactly the same, they just look more similar than baseline humans do to conversion cyborgs like him.
Amentans are the first aliens the League has ever met! The League has encountered germs and fungus of non-terrestrial origins before, but that is as far as it goes. It has heard stories about stories about stories of aliens, but when it investigated before they were just humans who'd gone in for genetic modification.
Crosscontamination might be an issue with baseline humans? He has no idea; he's not a biologist. But he isn't going to have any problems with germs, and he doesn't think he would have brought with him. It's not like his body is made of meat.
Well, normally he has a custom-designed body, but it broke when his spaceship crashed. This one is made of Sarengha steel, with a cynode his brain can interface with so that the flowing metal automatically conforms to his self-image of his own body. Sarangha steel is very handy stuff and he can get them a textbook on how to manufacture it but he doesn't know what the textbook will be assuming they already know or what translation errors there will be.
And his brain is still mostly organic, since that's something you have to be very careful with replacing, because they don't know quite how consciousness works and they don't want to kill you in the process of upgrading you. Very old people don't have organic brains and they can be a little weird, though they're still mostly whoever they were before.
Humanity only invented it once but humanity is happy to share, that is how they fix death. He has no idea how hard it would be to adapt what they did to Amentans. (The Amentans should probably know that he looked up their castes and he would be purple, by their standards. This is why he cannot explain everything, because he is not green. He apologizes for not being green, since it would be very useful under the circumstances.)
The Amentans should feel free to de-suit.
That's nice of them! He'll send them the textbook, he (thinks?) it was in the standard data dump, but he can highlight it here.
(It will not be a tremendously useful textbook, because it is written for people of a different species several standard deviations of IQ above the Amentan average, with multiple extra senses and a chip in their heads that can look up anything on the internet instantly and do advanced mathematics. But it is still much better than NO textbook.)
(Also, he's going to double-check that that data dump went through: HERE, HAVE ALL THE KNOWLEDGE OF AN EXTREMELY ADVANCED CIVILIZATION THAT IS NOT SUPER RECENT. HOPEFULLY YOU CAN SORT SOME OF IT OUT.)
They are working on that!
Since he is a robot he probably doesn't need very much to be comfortable, and he said he can't be separated from his ship, but they reiterate that they would like to help him out in any way they can shorter-term than the hyperdrive reinvention thing. For example they could put up a tent over his ship, before it rains.
Oh. A tent would be very helpful. He would actually be willing to have the ship moved somewhere more convenient, if they want; he just needs to go with it, and he wants to make sure it isn't damaged since a lot of its contents are literally irreplaceable.
(Also, he is not a robot, he is a cyborg. There are differences.)
... Also, where is he? He did not exactly pay much attention to where his ship crashed, other than that he was aiming at 'land, but low casualties.'
aaaaaaaaah
THAT WOULD BE A BAD IDEA. THERE ARE UNSECURED OBJECTS IN THE SHIP. He will go SECURE them, and then he would kind of like to see what the crane looks like and how it is doing on precision. The ship is durable, but not all of its contents are, especially not after the very bad day it had.
It's a thing you use to print objects. He has some desktop ones; they can print small things if you have the materials. (Not all things, but a lot of things.) He's currently trying to see if his functional one can print the things it needs to print to fix his broken ones or not, and then probably print things to help fix his computer. Are there any small things they need printed, for afterwards?
... Yyyyeah, that's why he said "not all things." It can do these things on the list, but slowly, and he wants a lot of stuff if he's fixing his ship, but those things are just impossible. He's not sure why. He can highlight the textbooks that talk about hyperdrives, but honestly he doesn't understand half of it. He hopes their smart people are really, really smart.
Tapa is the most populous and largest by land area country in the world. They are big on international cooperation, hold several protectorates, had a fight with Voa over farm territory for independent food security a few seasons back but have resolved it since, kill babies as a population control deterrent as a holdover from when they avoided conquest by the Oahk Empire with this signal, speak Tapap and have a currency called the tap, and operate on a credit system.
Every nation on Amenta has to abide by population control restrictions and allow international observation to make sure they're doing it. Different countries decide who's allowed to have kids each year differently - there are three major system classifications with lots of little details - and Tapa does a credit system, but, unlike most credit countries, an unauthorized baby is euthanized rather than just confiscated and adopted out.
Since they apparently don't KNOW that, he is going to start looking up all the statistics on how every country on Amenta does things, and then he will SHOW them that their method is WRONG and BAD! What does the control group do?
(To clarify, by 'the control group' he means 'all the other countries that use a child credit system and don't kill babies.)
Well, a lot more people want to have children than would lead to a sustainable growth rate. They aren't doing things with exams per se in most places, but there are eugenic screens you have to pass or get some kind of exemption for, and in credit countries you need to win an auction, while in two-per countries you just have to stop at two and in permission countries you need to impress a blue.
But they're going to go to space. And have more planets. They don't need a sustainable growth rate, they just need not to LITERALLY STARVE UNTIL THEY GET TO SPACE. Then all growth rates will be sustainable. Because we are not going to run out of planets any time soon. At the least, they could stop killing children!
(Also, 'impress a blue', what.)
They had no immediate prospects of getting to space and did not know how long it was going to take them, so, population controls.
In permissions countries, such as much of the "Oahksphere" (places colonized by Oahk when it was an Empire), blues - usually specialists of some stripe - are in charge of distributing the limited number of child permissions per caste. Some of them just sell the permissions for money, which is more or less equivalent to credits, except that the supply of credits that are specifically on sale for money is smaller and out of reach for poorer families than it is in credit countries, so most people have to arrange in some other way to attract notice, or have their spouse attract notice.
Okay, well, they can stop murdering children over their population controls now that they have immediate prospects for getting to space. Hopefully that will make everyone happy. It's not like anyone WANTS to murder children.
(... But he's going to keep wiki-walking about the Oahksphere until the truck arrives or he gets bored.)
The Oahk Empire was pretty fucked up and the countries it colonized (and the country that is now called the Free State of Oahk) are all kind of fucked up about it. Calado is widely agreed to be the worst, and Yvalta one of the most functional, apparently on the basis of how predictably you can take prosocial actions and have a baby about it. Met does "chain sterilizations", where one possible sentence is having various degrees of relation to you sterilized; nobody else does that one.
Oh no, those places are horrible! Someone competent should try to fix Calado and Met! Sterilization isn't irreversible, but he bets it is on Amenta!
... What are the most functional countries, in the opinion of the internet? (Also, why don't people just leave Calado?)
(Correction: What are the most functional countries in the opinion of the internet, checking in translated-from-Tapap first, and translated-from-whatever-the-most-popular-non-Tapap-language-is second?)
Oh, people can't just leave Calado because nobody is taking immigrants unless they're exchanged for a similar quantity and kind of emigrants. Those are headcount opportunities they could be using to give their citizens babies.
The opinion of the Tapap-speaking Internet is that Tapa's doing great, and that Anitam and Cene and Baravi are all fine too. The opinion of the Voan-speaking Internet is that Voa is doing great and a handful of tiny countries that also guarantee at least one child are distant seconds. The opinion of the Oahkar-speaking Internet is that except for Tuviri, which for all anyone knows might be a paradise, every country has some problems and should stop picking on them.
He's kind of curious why these people's politics is so thoroughly centered around babies. "Having kids" is supposed to be a good experience to have in your life before you move beyond the flesh, not that it's one he ever had, but it sounds like literally every country here's main thing is centered around kids??? He wonders if humans cared that much too, back when they only had one planet.
(Also, what's Tuviri?)
Oh. He appreciates the clarification.
... He thinks everyone needs better immigration policy, and better child policy, and not killing babies, but honestly the discovery that Amenta was a limitless well of terrible things has kind of made him less unhappy about any of the individual terrible things. Maybe this is just what people do when their smart people don't have chips in their heads? Either way, it seems fixable by (a) suggesting that they kill less babies because he can get them INTO SPACE, and (b) getting them into space, so a horde of social workers actually trained for the job can descend on them and sort out all their problems.
Well, that's all in the future. Right now, he's headed to Tapa.
He was already in Tapa, but now here he is in a more convenient part of Tapa. Here's a charger for his pocket everything, here's a lot of questions from green engineers that he can respond to by highlighting books in the huge text dump, would he like to recommend any fiction or other entertaining content for the general public to enjoy and celebrate over?
... Okay, they'll have some problems with some of the non-text-fiction, but here's some of his favorite novels: This one's a military romance set in ancient history about someone fleeing to a higher-tech country to organize the resistance to retake his homeland after an evil empire conquers it and falling in love with a woman who wants to rule his home country, this one is psychological hard science fiction about a space explorer trying to fix his ship before its orbit decays and it crashes into a star while dealing with the psychological problems that made him get into such a dangerous situation in the first place, and this one is a sociological fantasy story about someone randomly given miraculous powers and trying to use them to end poverty and running into lots and lots of difficult complications because ending poverty is hard.
It's a long way away, his onboard database of facts is kind of ancient, and, uh. This may make Amenta think worse of humans, but we haven't completely abolished wars yet. We don't have them often, his own civilization is really very enthusiastic about preventing them if at all possible, but last he heard Earth was in a war zone, and humanity has developed a lot of really scary weapons, and any description of the current habitation status of planets in a war zone should be met with 'probably'.
Noting that he does not follow the news and they should not trust him? And should override everything he says if they meet one of his blues People With Any Knowledge Of The Political Situation? He thinks the Unity of Man and, uh, whoever their latest victim is? The Unity are kind of into... wiping out anything that has DNA not on their approved list... or has cyborg implants... or suggests that the Unity of Man might be bad... the League spends a lot of time trying to figure out whether 'stopping them' is more important than 'not starting a war with them'.
And then he'll highlight the very old page on the Unity of Man for them.
The encyclopedia has a detailed history of the Unity of Man! They apparently started off as a pan-religious movement trying to unify two warring worlds which had been settled in the same system, under the philosophy of "we're all humans, can't we get along?" In the process, the founding texts of the ideology very, very carefully defined what "human" meant, and a few generations later it started treating anything outside of that carefully-defined target as "not human, therefore a competitor for resources with humanity." One or two genocides later, a few schisms in which the more radical side wiped out the lesser, and they were well on their way to being the nastiest Great Power in the galaxy, greatly aided by their home system sitting on a hyperspace chokepoint, everything beyond which they cheerfully monopolized for colonization and resource-collection, wiping out a few alien species of algae as they went. The list of who has sanctions against them will do reasonably well for a list of known galactic powers, though it is, of course, well out of date.
Tapa is big on hosting international conferences and has gleefully booted some arts conventions and other things of lesser importance to free up venues for SCIENCE ABOUT SPACE. They have invited top greens from all over the world to come and put their heads together on everything.
Wonderful, he's very pleased to hear it. He hopes the arts conventions won't be too disappointed.
... Hmm. He'd like to quietly find a way to send a message to the Tapa researchers studying him without loudly broadcasting it to the entire world that's studying him. Do internet searches give him any information?
The arts conventions mostly had insurance. The insurance companies aren't thrilled but so it goes with being an insurance company.
The internet thinks that if you are trying to privately message an individual you email them or use a mutual message application of some kind. His pocket everything appears to come pre-loaded with email (though he doesn't have an account yet) and a chat app called Ping! which doesn't have any contacts yet, and another chat app called Radius which will let him talk to all the pocket everythings within a set number of yards, more or less as though he'd spoken aloud.
Well, there are plenty of Tapai around investigating bits of his ship and generally hanging out to wait on him and setting up the tent over his whole situation in Field 2: The Fieldening. The email app offers him a menu of popular email providers and the option to write in his own.
Right, yes, the whole question is if he can do what he wants to do without getting ANNOUNCEMENT: ALIEN THINKS TAPA MURDERS KIDS all over the news, since he's afraid that his words are under public scrutiny and that would just tick off the people who he wants to be friendly with him. He would like to just start yelling at them about that, but he has heard of subtlety. It features in many of his favorite novels!
... Actually, just what does the scene outside his ship look like? Lots of people running around and setting up the tent, are there any greens he can talk to quietly who he can be confident are definitely Tapai and not part of the international support staff? The confusion might be an opportunity.
(But also, like, he's going to try to get himself a free traveler@whatever account just in case it fails. Any provider, which one doesn't really matter.)
Now he is traveler@fourthspire.net.
People outside his ship:
- purples, setting up tents, both his and other tents for staging other things
- greens, speaking Tapap, about him and his ship and the data dump
- a blue, over there looking important
- some greys, maintaining a perimeter
- one orange, hanging out outdoors while one of the auxiliary tents goes up
- more purples, driving supplies of various kinds to the site so they can keep building their little tent village
How do diplomat people talk?
"I would like to prevent a diplomatic problem that might happen when my people learn about you. I don't know enough about your government to know who to talk to. I don't want doing this to cause you diplomatic problems today, so I'm trying to do it quietly."
There. That sounds... kind of the way diplomat people talk?
... Is anyone else in earshot? Obvious earshot?
"... We have a - sentient rights code - that we expect people to follow. I are worried because Tapa seems very nice, but it does not follow it. I can highlight the relevant section in the data dump, but it is in the data dump, so everyone who heard the broadcast will know when they pay attention."
This is Tashi Tosuk from International Compliance. I was alerted that you have a heads-up for us about some more international compliance we might be responsible for soon (at least, we all hope it's soon). Is it simple enough to tell me about over email, or should I come by the site in person?
It's good that they already have a department for handling this.
He doesn't say that.
My civilization, Imai*, is part of a larger organization, the League of Meridiana, which I expect Tapa would like to be associated with, because it comes with default-unless-renegotiated free trade, technology sharing and stellar defense treaties. The League has rules for respecting the rights of individuals it expects its members to follow which I included in the datadump. The full text of them is here: [link] and the relevant section is here: [link]. I wanted to sort this out quietly because I'm worried about diplomatic problems when official contact happens, or else someone on Amenta using it to cause trouble for Tapa beforehand.
*: Designation for civilization used by or when speaking to people who can't feel radio.
The specifically pertinent bits are on collective punishment! If he reads back a bit, the treaty is actually three separate ones, for countries affiliated with the League who are not capable of running themselves, countries that are basically culturally identical to the League and want to fully integrate with it, and countries that are fully functional but that want to maintain autonomy while still enjoying trade/mutual defense/tech sharing treaties. Nau helpfully linked to one of the bits in the third, least binding treaty, which (if Tashi Tosuk searches far enough) has a nice preamble explaining that No Really We Understand And Can Try To Negotiate Alternatives That Leave Both Of Us Happy But We Take These Principles Seriously And Are Absolutely Not Going To Back Down, albeit very politely and poetically written.
The pertinent bits define 'collective punishment' as punishing one person for something he did not, in fact, do. There are exceptions for conspiracy and criminal negligence, but 'punishing children for the crimes of their parents' is very explicitly included as forbidden, along with 'punishing parents for the crimes of their children', 'punishing villages for the actions of one member of that village', and 'punishing members of a legal organization for something other members of the organization did,' and all of these behaviors are explicitly banned 'because it is wrong to convict the innocent for crimes of which they are not guilty' and 'because it is wrong to harm people because of things they had no option not to do'.
Does it have a clear definition of a "punishment" as opposed to an undesirable consequence of some other motive? It has to, right, you have to be able to disband organizations if they keep throwing terrorists or something even if you can't pin something on every individual member of the organization and normally disbanding somebody's organization is not something you do when you are being generally friendly with them but come on.
Yes! If Tashi Tosuk reads more of the treaty, Tashi can be reasonably certain that disbanding organizations on suspicion is something they disapprove of but are not going to kick you out over, but that governments judicially causing the death of their own citizens unless it is punishing them for a crime of which they have been convicted is very explicitly forbidden always and everywhere.
Tapa has well over a billion people, and some people every year decide they can probably hide a baby or that it would be worth it just to hear one cry or that the money will materialize or that they will get an abortion NEXT month... NEXT next month...
The policy in Tapai protectorates such as Shi Alassei is basically the standard "take baby, give to would-be adoptive couple on waiting list".
He doesn't approve of any of their population control measures! But population control measures are not explicitly banned as the sort of thing no civilized society could ever do. Imai* can imagine situations where it would implement population controls; it has population controls on forking, if not serious ones. But it would never kill babies unless it was at war and it was an unfortunate side effect of an absolutely necessary military move...
Okay, Imai* has probably killed some babies. But at least it doesn't want to kill babies, and at least he got Tapa to stop.
"Naufragus" will do reasonably well as a usename. It means "shipwrecked." Or Nau for short. He does not want to write personal articles about himself; he is not personally interesting.
He's happy to assist with his textbook dump. He's happy to assist with their language. He hopes their science is progressing rapidly. He scans their news for articles of interest to getting home. He starts doing the bits of repairing his spaceship he can do, and urges them to focus on fixing the hyperdrive, which is so far beyond him he has not the faintest notion of where to start. Do they want him to print any tiny things? He can print tiny things if they want him to.
Understood. He'll print them. In particular if they want to take a crack at looking at what Imai*'s computer chips looks like, that's the thing he has most experience with, but the replicator-factories can do lots of things as long as the Amentans can keep him supplied with the relevant earths.
Great!
It mostly just looks like a metal box; a large box, but not so massive that Nau (who is a little taller than the average Amentan, and a good deal stronger) can lift without too much difficulty, and pack four of into his ship's protected core. The top has various containers for the feedstock the Amentans provided him; the bottom eventually dings and spits out a tray, on which is their desired printed thing. It isn't mass production, but it doesn't have very many limits on what it produces slowly.
... Huh. He has no idea what the answer to that question is. Whenever he'd fixed them, it was 'follow the manual, take out the broken piece, replace it with an identical not-broken piece', he doesn't actually know how they work other than what it says in the manual.
"I think there is a one-in-ten-thousand-chance that would somehow break the replicator-factory, and so I would rather not. If you think it is absolutely necessary I will hazard the experiment, but I expect it would slow us down a good deal if it broke."
They are going to find a lot of interesting things in it!
For instance, humans... don't seem to want kids that much? Like, there's a lot of fiction with humans going through heroic danger and strife to rescue their children, but nowhere near as much as their is to rescue romantic partners, and only a minority of people recorded in history had more than 2-4 children. Also, especially in the world portrayed in the older fiction, humans seem to be more sexually dimorphic than Amentans, though some of it comes with warnings that it isn't to be taken seriously.
They also do not have a caste system! At all! There are mentions in fiction of people whose parents were plumbers and nobody thinks this was strange!!! And they are all hyposensitive except for a few people who are portrayed as having mental illnesses! Lots of human texts seem to talk about 'social mobility' - like, people whose parents were purple becoming green - as if it is a Very Important Virtue and all societies should be judged based on how much they do it!
They also appear - if the astronomical data is right - to have formerly had even shorter lives than Amentans, before Imai* cracked that. Imai* and those of its confederates who have adopted uploading are now comfortably ahead of Amenta, while other worlds merely have ten to twenty or so Amentan years on them.
Oh, and the League's technology is... kind of horrifying. Amenta has not found any descriptions of how to mass-produce robots yet, but it sure looks like Imai* does not have any manual laborers except hobbyists, and a small but significant minority of its laws appear to be for the purpose of preventing experimenters from accidentally rendering planets uninhabitable.
If they define 'properly clean' as meaning 'everything inside it has been heated to above the boiling temperature of water at some point since a biological thing last touched it', everything is properly clean except his brain, which is inside a nigh-impenetrable metal case surrounded by his entire body.
... Nau isn't quite sure what they mean. He thinks that most people, if you asked them "do you want, at some point in your life, to have children" would answer "yes, definitely?" "Having kids" rates highly on life-satisfaction surveys? HE doesn't want kids because he doesn't feel he's competent to take care of them he's an extreme outlier in many respects, but he's an extreme outlier in many respects.
Right, how many kids to Amentans want -
Ohmy.
... You know that's actually a really good point, Amentans do seem to be better designed for evolution's purposes than humans are. He doesn't know what's up with that.
(quick check)
Birth rate plummeted when good birth control showed up. So. Uh. Huh. Why don't humans want kids a normal amount for an Amentan? Evolution sure dropped the ball there.
Good. And once you get in touch with the League, they have lots of bored scientists and entrepreneurs, but he understands you might not want to wait that long.
... If that's going to take a while, though, uh... do you want some automatic factories? Nau doesn't think he can mass-produce you robots yet, but he does think he might be able to adapt some of his mining technology to build you some self-running factories. Not a lot, though, since he needs to use the replicator-factories to make their processing systems.
Great! Can he ask for some help from some people who know what kind of factories he can do? There's charts for the basic version HERE and HERE and HERE - it's mostly metal controlled by computer systems, he thinks he's got ninety percent of it in his mining drones but there's another ten percent he'll need to implement from descriptions there, they're relying on some alloys you can't make with your tech base but he can produce small amounts to get started and then maybe they can snowball this and then they can have lots more metal.
Hello, Piki. The main issue is that the cynodes I'm producing to manage the factories work by directly manipulating Sarengha steel via electrical charges, then that serves as a sort of improvised 'body' to work as the manipulators of the factory, and you don't have Sarengha steel other than what I brought or what my replicator-factories can print...
That sounds extremely logical! Nau will see if he has any preexisting sources on how to do this... oh, yes, of course, the first place to check is that his old limbs used to work that way. Speaking of which he would like to send a message requesting electrically-insulated work clothes in his size while he works on this, and then he can see if there's anything on the mechanical-engineering side of modern artificial limbs that he can copy...
Oh sure, Piki can take some measurements while they're talking and send it off to a place that does resistor-outfits, that's where she gets all her clothes because she's too short for off the rack. And she knows a little bit about artificial limbs and can refer him to an industry contact!
How odd. He should inform the regular greens that she's very helpful, and ask when she'll be back.
(By this point Nau has quietly worked vaguely purple highlights into his upper body, which was otherwise largely matte grey. If he's going to be mistaken for something, he knows what it ought to be.)
That was a PAUSE. A very DRAMATIC PAUSE.
"Really."
(Nau is rather taller than an Amentan and often casually demonstrates super-strength by lifting heavy things, purely because it is convenient. And an alien with terrifying powers. And also ANGRY. He is not deliberately attempting to make an intimidation roll, he has not in fact considered the possibility, but some people might consider it anyway.)
"Why, exactly, did it burn down?"
The green slows down a lot, possibly to think of small words. "Some jobs... would stop being jobs... if robots could do more things. Jobs are important for... money, and child credits, that you buy with money. Anyone who thinks they could not get a new job that still existed if there were robots, might try to stop robots from happening."
"That is absurd. None of your castes are going to be annihilated so long as purples run shops and yellows program computers, and interstellar trade is about to usher you into limitless wealth, including sufficient planets to make child credits unnecessary. You are all going to be immortal. It is extremely stupid to kill people, when you are all going to be immortal. Please tell me a more plausible story."
"You have six castes. Purples have more sense. Yellows are programmers. Greens are scientists. Blues administer. Oranges look after children, robots cannot possibly render completely obsolete looking after children. Do you mean to tell me that grays have somehow decided that they are obsolete? I assure you our starships have captains! Or is that not physical enough?"
Nau sees.
... Well. So. The Amentan governments are planning on cutting all red child credits as soon as they can automate the work. And leave them all to starve, no doubt. He will investigate this further before he officially announces that all Amentans are free, as a fundamental right possessed by any and all sentients, to go to any world that will take them, and half of Imai*'s colonies will take anyone, just in case there's an actual reason for this other than short-sighted greed and an unwillingness to let anyone change castes. (Then he can start pursuing justice against the stupid, stupid murderers, having robbed them of any moral high ground they might possess.)
(He will also quietly have his replicator-factories start producing some situationally useful mining equipment, since his real factories aren't doing anything yet.)
Reds are understood to be intrinsically polluted. If a red has to do some plumbing in an apartment, it's typical for the occupant to be out of the place for the following six hours so the place can be deep-cleaned to a ludicrous margin of error and then aired out; if a red has a traffic accident and is thrown from their vehicle into a pedestrian street it's typical to close off the block and rush everybody within ten yards into the nearest public emergency shower.
It is fair to assume that reds leaving Amenta to set foot on any other planet in any but the most tightly controlled of fashions would not be lightly tolerated by the other Amentans.
A-ha.
Well.
That makes his job more difficult, doesn't it.
He does not want to burn this entire planet to the ground. He does not want to wipe out ninety percent of the population, fill the streets with blood, wash his hands in blue-stained gore. There are a great many Amentans who are really very nice, and who have done nothing at all to deserve any of this. In fact what he would like would be for a professional diplomat, one of the Elders who has gotten so good at conversation that its voice is a type III infohazard, to show up and recite a single poem and then watch all clean Amentans spontaneously weep tears of sorrow that they ever did such a thing wrong, as to care about caste.
But he does want to fantasize about killing them all, just so long as it's only fantasy.
He does not think he can take over the planet with his available resources, not if he wants it intact. He does think he can design a radio transmission for broadcast that will convey the actual history to the next ship that crashes, assuming that ever comes, but although that might ensure the Amentans can't murder him to keep their shameful little secret and then run off with the hyperdrive, it doesn't solve the real problem. Indeed, driving them to kill him would create a worse problem, because then they might think that he'd been lying about the Unity of Man being the Unity of Man, and then there would not be any more Amentans, even though they are, in many respects, The Best Aliens and adorable, because the Unity of Man does not play by any friendly rules.
Let's start with the baseline possibility: If he forgets he ever heard about this, what exactly is going to happen to the reds? Are they going to starve, when robots show up?
If he explains, very firmly to the greens in charge of studying him, that the League of Meridiana will not accept mass murder of reds, how exactly does the internet suggest the Amentans would react to this?
(He is not doing this yet, to be clear. He is just sitting quietly and thinking and looking stuff up on the internet and letting his machines whir.)
Huh. Wow.
(The Traveler will admit that he is the sort of person who considers destroying planets in fits of rage for literally negative strategic benefit, which is one of the MANY, MANY, MANY reasons he did not consider a diplomatic job for one second.)
... Still, he has a hook for talking to these people.
He's going to send a message to Tashi Tosuk.
I know about Piki Tai's death and the reds. We have a problem.
I appreciate that, but you don't understand the nature of the problem.
The three things wrong are that you told me nothing and I started a project that got attacked by terrorists and then someone died just before we could implement immortality, that I could not plan for this even though I strongly suspect you knew it would happen because you didn't tell me that it was a risk that people working on automation might get killed by reds, and the biggest one, which is that the League of Meridiana is going to panic when they learn about reds.
They are not going to learn about them in the context of a friend of theirs being murdered.
They are going to learn about them in the context of 'so, there are these people being bullied by their government'.
They are not going to think of the situation as more complicated than that.
If you try to do anything final about the reds, they will know that, and then they will not give you spaceships, because they would react about the same way that they wish they had reacted to the Unity of Man when it appeared - quarantining it to its home planets before it could accumulate any resources, because they made the opposite mistake before and they don't want to make it again.
They will not particularly care that the reds engaged in terrorism, and insofar as they do, they will solve it by putting you and them on different planets, assuming there are any of them left.
We need to find a reasonable solution that doesn't kill the reds and doesn't make the League want to leave you trapped on Amenta forever and get everyone on board before the diplomats show up to start negotiating.
And I need your help cooperating because I don't understand Amentans and will botch everything if I try to do anything on my own but I need you to be willing to talk to me about this.
I'm so sorry, I should have realized that it would be a particular shock when you're from a much more advanced society. I don't expect it to be much consolation but Tai did know the risks and chose to work on the project.
What sorts of solutions to the red situation would work? It's politically realistic to pension them off with no child credits, but some of our analysts think that risks more violence from them.
I understand that, but though it helps - this is still a shock. I was thinking of Amenta as safe, so if I'm somewhat - overly emotional - my apologies for that.
(There, that will help explain why he's prepared to tolerate them. And it's even true - he doesn't know what would have happened if that green hadn't been so unreasonable, and gotten all his emotional energy redirected at the people lying to him. Not that he wouldn't kill the murderers himself, if they got away, but he can still see the horror of all of this, not just his own corner.)
The essential question is how we can get them contained without wiping them out, but I don't understand pollution well enough to understand how containment would have to work.
They just need to be prevented from directly touching anything we can't wash before we touch it. If they no longer provide essential services we can move them somewhere more out of the way where they have fewer opportunities to commit crimes, though my assistant's telling me it would be logistically nightmarish to sterilize them all first - not that many doctors learn to perform those surgeries - and enforcing population controls isn't easy and would get harder if they were all penned up together somewhere en masse.
Ugh. He knows where he wants to steer the Amentans, he just isn't sure how to get them there. Why couldn't someone COMPETENT have landed.
And they're prepared to do whatever terrorism they need to do to make sure they still control essential services. A difficult problem.
A few more questions, then, so I understand the situation better.
First: What do the researchers think the timeline on hyperdrive looks like? How long do we have to solve this problem?
Second: I assume you don't have any way to fix the hereditary pollution, or you already would have done it.
Third: Are there any - I don't know, red community leaders, you can talk to, who might be able to enforce a deal on their own people? I don't like the idea of letting anyone get away with this, but it's easier to get surrenders if you can talk to the enemy commanders.
Fourth: What power to coordinate on implementing any solution we find can Amenta manage? How well coordinated is the planet?
(He stops typing, looks at what he's written with distaste, edits it, sends it.)
1. They're hoping five years, but that sort of estimate is much more often too optimistic than too pessimistic.
2. That's right, all the methods that would do it would also kill the red.
3. I've called in the head of the red social work department and he says those exist but aren't particularly trustworthy.
4. Tapa's a well respected country; if we do something, and it works, and we explain why it's necessary to placate our neighbors, we can expect pretty good uptake. But we don't have the power to unilaterally enforce anything and even if we had enough of a coalition to do that we don't realistically project enough power at enough granularity to prevent every individual town from defecting.
Five years is too optimistic. Five Amentan years. He was hoping an Amentan season. Well. That will make some things easier.
I can fix hereditary pollution but I can't get the reds behind me and I don't have the budget and I have no idea how you can get the political will.
But the technology, I can do.
When you came here, you wanted to make sure I didn't bring any pollution with me. I thought you meant germs not the broader sense, and I told you - twice, you asked again, later, more anxiously - that anything that came with me had been heated in the impact to the boiling temperature of water. That my initial body had been broken and shattered when I landed, making me improvise one out of my reserves of Sarengha steel. That this is not the body I was born with; that the only thing that was left of me was my brain, which is in a near-hermetically sealed container that does not interact with my body except via transmitting electrical impulses to the chip in my head.
You said that was acceptable.
Rule of thumb: I can print four cynodes - brain-interface-computers - every ten minutes. I need designs for how to adapt it to Amentan biology; once I get a working design, I can convert about two hundred thousand Amentans a year if I have the Sarengha steel, which is less difficult to develop than cynodes. Sterilization is a side effect, but Imai* doesn't worry about that, because we can synthesize new copies of anyone's genome any time we want, and we use artificial wombs anyway. It also provides excellent life extension, since your only risk is brain damage.
Small problem: The first people we test it on, it might not work; it's only been done for humans, before. I expect the first test subjects might die.
Large problem: We would be giving terrorists immortality before we give it to old, dying people. I have no idea how to possibly spin this, other than to try to get Amentan technology to the point where it doesn't need me to print the cynodes and make enough for everyone before we get help from the League.
Only upside: It could theoretically solve both problems and I don't have any better ideas yet.
Nau is so glad they can't see what his face looks like right now.
The price of that is that delays in meeting them are delays in them giving you all this technology we're reinventing, but yes; I don't know what they'd do, I might be worrying about nothing, but it's a risk that I would guess you don't want to take. The Unity of Man made everyone jumpy.
(Jumpy his ass, the Unity of Man kills stars for short-term military advantage. But there's 'jumpy' and there's 'desperate', and nobody wants to look desperate.)
That is unfortunate. I was hoping for a lower overlap there between cyberneticists, biologists and computer programmers on the one hand, and materials scientists and physicists on the other. But if resources are a constraint, it might be worth expanding resources first anyway, so we have more to devote to the projects.
Then why do you still have reds. The further back in your history you killed them, the better it would be for you when someone ethical caught up to you! It can't be a conscience matter, your conscience has a red-shaped hole!
And I am happy to help.
For, you know, certain limited values of 'happy'.
He does, of course, fret about the political problem. The people talking to him seem to have glided right past it. How are they going to get reds to go along with this? How are they going to get everyone else to go along with this? He doesn't know, and he wishes he did.
... He starts keeping an encrypted journal, and broadcasting it home (at, tragically, not FTL speeds) disguised as perfectly ordinary static. If this does go horribly wrong, he wants Imai* to eventually know what he was trying to do, whether or not he succeeded.
!@#$. Okay, so much for his superior technology.
... Can he try to track down one of the people who is red but formerly passed as clean and whose internet identity showed common sense, reason, and a willingness to engage in positive-sum trade, and who hasn't been murdered? Like, and get a current email address for such a person, or something?
He's sure he has SOME textual analysis software SOMEWHERE, and if he doesn't, he can train his machine-learning systems on Amentan books until they can reliably recognize text written by the same author in different styles, and then see if the Amentan internet thinks the authors of these still-up blogs have written anything else that they posted to the internet.
Excellent. In that case, Nau is going to find an unusually reasonable red blogger, and send the following private message:
Hello. I'm Nau. I'm the alien who crash-landed recently, and I'm looking for intelligent, reasonable people to consult with about how to get your species into space without it first carrying out a quiet mass murder. I'm prepared to confirm my identity via computationally-intensive math or highlighting unrevealed text from the publicly-revealed corpus - if you name a subject for the next thing for scientists to be very excited about, I can get you an alien publication on the topic. I located you as a possible candidate to speak to based on the sensible things you said on your old blog about $subject, since I want a consultant outside the Tapai government to help me with what is currently our most pressing issue.
He'll then send out that message until someone responds reasonably quickly, varying $subject as necessary by what they blog about. Doesn't matter if it's a troll response, just as long as they're willing to let him keep talking.
Great! He highlights three novels nobody's seen yet, one of which is about high-stakes international diplomacy, one of which is an epic tournament in a board game unfamiliar to Amentans but with rules explained on-page, one of which is about someone on an alien world trying to figure out what's killing settlers.
The love interest in the second has red hair. The third gets into it because his father's the undertaker. The international diplomacy is about sanctions on a country that attempted to stop people from emigrating.
If he doesn't hear back in the next three hours, he'll send the simple, quiet message:
Do you think you'll want your own planet, long-term?
Do you want the relevant page numbers or are you just screwing with me? Because if the latter, I'd appreciate JUST BEING GIVEN AN ARBITRARY IMPOSSIBLE TASK ALREADY. Or blocked.
(Nau sends his message out a couple more times to other people, wishing this wasn't the best person he had.)
Fair enough! Then he can pretend to scratch his neck later.
Acceptable. Hope you like the books.
I actually found someone else. His arbitrary test was to make the South Mountain Sign gesture for "fish" the next time I'm on camera. If you want in then you can message me. I enjoy your blog.
I want robots and no dead reds, and if your planet behaved slightly more like mine this would not be a difficult request. I have a not-horribly-doomed plan but the government of Tapa doesn't have a plan to implement it that they're willing to share with me, so I thought I would talk to the actual people who want to not all die and see if I could bring some of them in on it. Congratulations on on being the first one to return my calls.
("Behaved slightly more like mine" comes from editing out "was sane" and replacing it with something more tactful, in the event that the Tapai government ends up succeeding on spying on one of them.)
Ever wanted to be an invincible immortal cyborg? It comes with every part of your body except your brain being replaced with living metal! Perks include better senses, the ability to hear radio waves (you can turn this off if you want), being bulletproof, the ability to survive reentry temperatures, pain that increases logarithmically instead of linearly, and not getting killed by your own government!
Tapa is not close to being able to do this for everyone. People who are pregnant can have their children; children can grow up to the point where it's definitely safe for their age, and I can make sure we have artificial womb technology before we're ready to roll it out for everyone. (It's much simpler technology.)
They don't cut off all your child credits because you'd riot until they killed you all and they don't kill you all because my people are less inclined to give super-advanced technology and free planets to people who do that sort of thing, and also because I want them to be working on immortality ahead of robots and have some ability to get what I want.
On the one hand, that's a very good point. On the other hand, I expect a population boom among the clean castes because I can give them better farming technology (and because, long term, planets) and they'll need more reds to keep up with the rising population?
(He deletes the question mark, replaces it with a period, then sends it.)
So, point A, once we redevelop FTL you can go start your own planet if you want and do whatever you like. I grant that in the near term that is not tempting, so... I need to get you a way to become not-red once you become cyborgs? Is that about the shape of it? Any chance the blues would listen if I suggested that 'people who are clean shouldn't do red jobs' or are they just going to say that changing castes isn't a thing?
(While he has this conversation, he's going to search the internet for 'changing caste' and 'caste is stupid' and 'get rid of caste' and synonyms and see if there's anyone quiet and sane who might be able to help him with any of this and is unlikely to tell anyone.)
Understood. Thank you. So your main worry is that they'll still treat you the way they do now even once you're clean cyborgs, in particular, not letting you have any more children than the absolute minimum necessary - which you expect will be about zero. What other problems do you have that make the cyborg plan not work. I want to know everything I can before I either junk the plan and look for a better one or start trying to fix it.
Just blues.
Actually, just a blue, but he suspects that blue was talking to other blues.
And... I thought they were killing you because they were trying to stop you from polluting things. You mean that even if your brain was the only thing that they could even claim was slightly polluted, they'd be trying to get rid of that? Even though it couldn't touch anything except via metal?
Well, they can all go set themselves on fire, then. And they WILL, in twenty years or whenglitchingever the League of Meridiana lands on this planet feet first.
... Best aliens. Stay calm, Nau*.
If we can get them not to kill you and you not to die fighting them, I'm not going to call that 'good enough', but I'm going to call it 'better than nothing'.
And I'd kind of like to, also, make your society a thousand times as rich. Just, you know. While I'm here. If I can do that without getting you all killed.
Are there any other high-level red priorities other than 'not dying' and 'not having all your child credits canceled' that you think someone with magic alien powers but no ground-level observational skills can solve for you?
Understandable. But the limiting factor on what I can do for you is my ability to see the world through your eyes, not my ability to manufacture alien wonders. Anything that helps me know more, I need.
And if his hopeful-new-ally is going off to find him a contact, probably his next step is to double-check that caste mobility (or "reform", or, heck, "abolition") really isn't a thing. Using the power of the internet!
It super is not a thing people do in real life, except for one buried remark in the history of Ereith about how they fixed their caste balance when the settlers were too grey, not enough red, and generally skewed.
People do talk about caste reform, though. Respectable positions include dual-casteing more occupations, loosening up caste limitations for mixed kids, or increasing the out of caste income cap. Edgier opinions include only requiring credit money, specifically, to be earned in-caste, or outright allowing caste swaps the way immigration allows national swaps. Radical opinions include caste abolition... though even those people don't seem to have reds in mind.
!@#$. He can't convince them to abolish their caste system (he isn't superintelligent) and he can't even convince them to loosen it (he isn't intelligent). So... what can he do?
Well, he can try to brute force it with science.
In that case, it's probably time to go back to his blue and green handlers! Specifically, he's first go send the Him-Studying Greens corpus links to books on mechanization of farming, genetic engineering of crops, and high-tech fertilizers (in the hopes that more population growth will make Amentans generally happier), and then *sigh* check in with Tashi Tosuk. Have any crises come up before he does that that he needs to know about?
No crises have come up, Tosuk assures him. No other secret projects have been disrupted, the ag scientists are very happy about having stuff to do that's involved in the excitement, and also there's a TV show in the works adapting one of Nau's fiction recommendations, if that's the sort of thing that interests him.
... He's going to keep a loose eye on the TV show production, just to see how horrible it will be, but he really doesn't think he has time to be a cultural consultant. Maybe he can recommend them a few supporting books for context in case they wildly misinterpret something? Recommending books is not all that hard, not when he's spent most of his life reading. And if there are any other bored scientists he might be able to point at something useful?
And, uh.
Is it worth getting me in touch with a theologian? I don't think I understand pollution well enough to know what problems my attempted solutions to the red problem might cause, and I'd like to learn enough to head the problems off as far in advance as I can.
Unfortunately, there will be a slight delay in responding to the email due to him having a conversation with this person's evil counterpart.
In essence, the conversation is: Pitch me on what pollution is, I've read about it on your internet but I don't intuit it and have lots of weird edge questions.
The theologian is happy to explain to him that pollution is an evolved instinct geared towards preventing the spread of disease which has been modernized into a more fully developed social technology, the same way that, for example, love is an evolved instinct to cohere families and communities and property rights are a social technology to let people live together. What are the weird edge questions?
Hmm. That makes sense.
His weird ones include:
If you touch a polluted thing with the tip of your finger, your fingertip is polluted. Presumably, objects you touch with that fingertip are polluted. How deep does this go? If you could remove the skin on your finger one molecule thick, would that remove the pollutant, or does it have depth? Do more polluted things have more depth or is this completely the wrong way to think about it? Can polluted things transfer pollution to other things in circumstances under which they could not transfer germs?
Amentans were worried that he was polluted, because his civilization has only a very weak pollution instinct. He explained that his body and ship were both sterilized at sufficient temperatures to kill germs before he landed on Amenta. Are there situations where that would not be enough to deal with pollution? Should he be doing something fancier?
Presumably spilled blood is polluted. Is it polluted inside the body, or only after it is shed?
His civilization can synthesize duplicate living tissue. Questions:
If you synthesized parts of living things that could not survive on their own, would they immediately be polluted, or only become polluted through natural decay? Could you, for instance, create a duplicate arm that could not survive on its own to graft onto someone who'd lost his arm, or would the graft be polluted before it could be applied?
If you synthesized a child with the DNA of red parents out of completely clean components without ever using any molecules from reds, only information, would the child be born polluted as red children are?
If you created a clean substance that functioned as blood inside the body but had no dangerous infectious properties outside it, would it still be polluted?
(And he's going to toss in a few more random ones, just to add even more disguise to the important ones.)
Pollution doesn't have a fixed depth. The skin on your finger isn't perfectly smooth, so removing a one molecule layer of it isn't well-defined; one skin layer would do the trick, if you did it in a sufficiently neat way (so, not like peeling a fruit, because no way of peeling a fruit totally eliminates the risk that contaminants will be moved to the inside of the fruit by the peeling process). In practice, you can just wash your hands, to the wrist to leave lots of margin for error and very thoroughly. A lot of definitions of what has to be treated as polluted is actually about margin of error.
The theologian is pretty sure he read a paper once about transmitting pollution under sterile conditions but cannot actually remember what the case was. It's not impossible in principle but it'd be hard to come up with the conditions for it in practice.
High temperatures do the trick, as long as he came up to temperature all through and there's no risk he's got a pocket of pollution internally somewhere that wasn't covered he's fine.
Spilled blood is actually not polluted! Some old cultures thought it was, old cultures thought all kinds of things, but in the modern day it's understood that when blood leaves the body it's not because there's something wrong with the blood itself except in very rare specific cases, it just is not mechanically held in like it's supposed to be if someone's injured. Tears and sweat are also not pollutants because they are not being rejected by the body as waste products and are produced for other reasons. Mucus and earwax are not pollutants inside the body, but are if they build up - wanting to remove something from yourself because your nose is running or your ear itches is not not a kind of rejection, though layperson messaging tries not to push that because sometimes that sort of thing makes hypersensitives try to scrub off all their skin.
Synthesized tissue would not be polluted! Quite possibly not even through natural decay! An amputated limb, presuming it's not oozing pus or something, is not necessarily polluted; one that hasn't been attached yet needn't be either.
If for some reason you created a child like that the child would be clean, though probably have all kinds of other problems since reds are shaped for an awfully specific niche and their genomes will reflect that.
Blood is, as mentioned, not polluted. A substance like that might still be interesting for other reasons though.
Hmm. He finds all this interesting!
Technically his brain might be polluted but his brain is only interfacing with anything outside of it via electrical impulses and heat, but his brain is in a nigh-impenetrable case and the outside of it was heated to very high temperatures.
Huh! He would have guessed spilled blood was. He finds all these statements interesting! He had a lot of misunderstandings about pollution!
He's somewhat curious about red shaping. He hadn't realized that Amenta had genetic engineering; was this just selective breeding?
Selective breeding, yeah. Especially in credit countries, success at a particular caste's niche will improve one's ability to be part of the next generation.
If his brain were a primary pollutant (NOT that the theologian is suggesting this) and it is in physical contact with the case, the case might be polluted, but in most cases you wouldn't need to worry about that, you'd just want another layer that is technically a separate object around that.
His body around the case is a separate object, so that suffices, yes. Good. Pollution is important to Amentans and he does not want to offend them.
(He is HOPING that the combination of his superior control over his physical form and his being an alien will make that last sentence sound like he believes it.)
Everything the theologian is making sense. Are there any other important theological things he does not know and should?
That makes sense. His species does not really have caste; a few societies experimented with it in ancient history (which is how the word translates) but they did not keep it. Not surprising, since humans and Amentans are not the same species.
(firedeathfiredeathfiredeathfiredeath...)
Great! He'll email the theologian if he needs to.
Now, back to the red conversation...
I hope you can. As you know, I'm new here and have no idea how to get adapted. I'm mostly looking for basic concerns with my performance and simple information that anyone in my position would normally possess, but of course I also want to try to solve the main problem facing us if I at all can.
Okay, well, he'll take his best stab at it.
I'm mostly interested in...
!@#$, now he needs to come up with his own code. Delete delete delete...
I'd ideally like to get buy-in from people who specialize in long-term planning, since the essential question is how I can make my actions meet your organization's overall strategic goal, but instruction in ground-level conditions might also be important - working in Tapa, I've only met a small subset of the affected people, if that, and I expect most of my sources don't have a very good picture of concerns outside their specific areas of expertise. I'd also expect that customer service or project evaluation people would also want an opportunity to chime in, to make sure my project does in fact satisfy your needs sufficient to allow reduction in or ideally even suspension of alternative means of achieving these overall strategic goals where these alternate means would interfere with long-term growth and expansion prospects for the global environment we find ourselves in, though I am of course aware that these growth prospects are very far from your highest priority.
There. That's nicely spy-speak-y. Hopefully it won't be too incomprehensible.
I appreciate the clarity, I wasn't sure you did. I'm an alien from another world who accidentally crashed here. I do not intuit pollution and my species does not have a caste system, and I want Amenta to get into space with no red massacres. I'm trying to figure out how I can get the clean castes not to kill reds, cancel red child credits, or attempt some kind of horrifying mass internment scheme, while getting Amenta to space, ending death from natural causes on Amenta, industrializing Amenta to galactic standards (I'm prepared to sacrifice this one) and not starting a planetary war. My civilization's actual diplomats can solve any remaining major problems when they get in touch with Amenta, but I want the help of red leadership in finding some kind of solution to the three critical mid-term problems.
Which I presently understand as "if the clean castes get robots, they will all kill you or cancel your child credits," "if I give you technology to help you, the clean castes will kill you or cancel your child credits," and "if they think you might get into space, the clean castes will kill you or cancel your child credits."
I know who some clean sympathizers are, but I don't know if they're any good at this kind of project. We mostly meet delivery purples and the occasional orange social worker or population observer yellow, and once in a while someone online. I don't know very much about how projects among cleans are done or what skills you'd need.
Do you know anyone who might know? I am an alien, I don't know how to read Amentan signals. If you can point me one link further down the chain - to anyone who's a sympathizer who knows other sympathizers who know what they're doing. I'd prefer it be a shorter chain if I can, since each stage is a risk of the conversation coming out and the blues I'm working with in Tapa concluding that I'm a caste abolitionist and should therefore be ignored, but I need Amentan buy-in and messaging random clean sympathizers does not look very safe to me.
Seriously, is there a public "humane treatment of reds" movement anywhere online he failed to find? Or is it just fringe teenagers? Or not even that?
Sorry about that. Anonymous online groups? Countries with extreme freedom-of-speech laws such that there are a few clean sympathizers who are living with their lives being destroyed? People who are extremely loud about how much they hate pollution but oddly enough tend to vote against every anti-red bill?
... Hmm. He'll read the blog, try to make sure the person seems generally sensible to him, and think about the appropriate way of handling this.
The basic question is, does he run his fancy textual-analysis software to determine this green's identity or not? He isn't going to share it, obviously, but checking whether the ostensible green is green or not would make a lot of sense.
It also might get the green killed, if it ever came out. But it would make him know much more about the crisis. Decisions, decisions...
... Ultimately, what settles his decision is that if he's successfully being spied on, everyone he's been talking to is going to die and he's doomed. Doing a basic check to see if he should pull this person into the mess beforehand is worth it, and is probably more likely to help than hurt.
He possesses textual analysis software. Who is the author of Conspecific? What else have they written? What caste are they?
I would rather not, for reasons you can deduce from the fact that I'm talking to you. I can, however, highlight arbitrary information in the text corpus (such as these three books you might find interesting: link. do a public information dump on any non-politically-explosive topic of your choice, or make specific gestures on camera.
Imai* has this to say, most of which will be completely useless until you develop better cybernetics but I'm pretty sure there's some bits for people who can't just use the ships as extensions of themselves.
Understood.
That's not as good as he'd want, but -
I am not tremendously happy about how reds have been treated on Amenta, which is stupendously happier than any other member of my civilization would be, since I am much less moral than they are. If they arrive and the present situation is in place, they will consider essentially all Amentan governments oppressive tyrannies, and, at the least, be disinclined to help them. I would like to fix this issue before they arrive in a manner which neither involves massacres, nor leaves most Amentans feeling that the entire galaxy is polluted. I think you are one of the right people to talk to on this topic, being both clean and able to see the blindingly obvious fact that something is horribly wrong.
Huh. You know, I originally came to my position via thought experiments about aliens but I didn't actually expect it to be confirmed in my lifetime.
The obvious thing to do is to come up with some way to render them clean. Unfortunately it has to be cheap. Spending money on reds is incredibly unpopular.
Congratulations! The aliens agree with you! I commend you on reaching the correct conclusion and have no idea how you're almost the only one!
I have, in fact, come up with a possible solution for that, which the government of Tapa is quietly looking into the practicality of. I am a cyborg; my brain is the only part of me left, which is encased in a nigh-indestructible metal shell, which is itself encased in a robotic body my brain pilots. This apparently means that even if I had an inherently polluted brain, I could interact with the world perfectly well. By converting all reds into cyborgs like me, we could render them perfectly contained; while my cyborg body is sterile, my civilization has artificial wombs and the ability to synthesize arbitrary biologicals, including sperm and egg cells, which we could use to allow red cyborgs to still have children - which would be clean red children, since they would not have any hereditary pollution. In a generation the problem would be solved.
The problems with that that have been raised so far are - first, the technical issues; humans are not Amentans, we would need to devise appropriate mechanisms for interface, feedback, and control, and these would be different for the different species. Second, the cost; this program is cheap for Imai*, but Imai* is stupendously rich and but Amenta is not. And third, that no one would bother to issue credits for nigh-immortal cyborg reds, even clean ones, dooming them all to childlessness until the League of Meridiana arrives with an eager willingness to hand out spaceships, planets, and terraforming technology to all and sundry.
(Also, the possibility has been raised that red cyborgs wouldn't season, which would allow a wider range of colonies, but I have no idea how that would work; I'm not even a biologist for my own species.)
I'm not the only one, I'm just unusual in being willing to say it online. I had friends in university and I don't think they've all regressed to the mean, they just don't want to risk their jobs and their reputations when they had no prospects of changing anything.
Things I'd worry about in trying to implement that besides what you mentioned, though all those are also important:
- gene samples for the reds pre-cyborging getting "lost"
- reds being unable to find enough work under the new paradigm (between the robots I'm guessing you have, discrimination for the handful of jobs that don't actually have a caste requirement or would come in under the income cap, and the fact that many reds are "inworkers" and aren't directly in demand by clean customers and wouldn't have skills applicable to cyborgs)
- "tragic accidents" happening to the incubating red babies
I appreciate all of this. I have no particular solution for the first or third; my influence in the government of Tapa essentially consists of talking to the people they send to talk to me, who are high-level people without direct control over what happens at ground level, which I cannot even observe. The simplest possibilities would be to have decentralized storage of the gene samples and of the incubators; if reds are watching their babies themselves and calling in red incubator technicians or doctors if there's a problem, that might do it, but I have no reason to believe we would end up in that equilibrium.
For the second problem, I expect expect that all castes would have large parts of their work as they now are automated, and I don't know which would end up with a greater or lesser proportion required. Imai* has never found that it is possible to render humans unemployable without irreparable brain damage, but our historical solutions involved a great deal of what you would call changing castes. I don't know how to adapt them to Amenta, which does not permit it. Anonymous online work?
(Nau quickly scans an economics textbook to see if his economists have already solved this problem for him. Aaanything in there about functioning in caste systems? 'They're dumb'? Thank you, economics textbook, I already knew that, Amenta's stuck with them anyway.)
Understood. In that case, purple is almost certainly still first - it seems to be most of the potential jobs - but everything depends on where you want to draw the Amentan line in a lot of places Imai* does not have lines - between green scholar and orange teacher, between purple craftsman and green artist, between yellow programmer and purple craftsman, between green actor and grey or orange sex worker, between grey soldier and yellow or purple technician... I feel as if yellow and green are the closest after purple, but I don't know. Purple, then yellow, then green, then orange, then red or grey, and blue last would be my guess? But it is not a confident guess.
He is not used to thinking in Amentan categories. It makes his head hurt.
Because I expect someone could make the argument that we are literally all yellows, because everything we do is feed information into computers, or at least that we have no greys, at least outside the occasional athlete, because of our lack of biological bodies.
I admit, I don't understand this very well. We need to make sure there's work for them? But surely
He pauses. Stares. Does not send it. The answer is obvious.
The reds appear to be organized enough to pull off organized assassinations of roboticists. Should I assume that any attempt on their part to organize collective bargaining to be paid what they are worth would result in
Wait. No. Delete message. The answer is still obvious.
So literally the only limitation on the condition reds work is that there are the minimum number of reds to do the work, paid the amount where they have convinced the government that if they were paid less they would starve. Possibly - no, almost certainly - they would do more if they did not hate their government. No wonder the Amentans think replacing them with robots would be an improvement.
Sorry, I just had some delayed realizations about how Amenta was even more horrible than I had thought. Is there any way we could convince the clean castes to increase the amount of red work near proportionate to the efficiency gains from mechanization, possibly by founding more or larger cities or something? Or declare that maintaining garbage collection robots is a red job? I sent the greens studying me a lot of research on agricultural science, but I don't know how quickly that will result in higher population permitted.
And he's going to search up a complete list of red jobs, just to see if there's anything he can plausibly claim advanced societies need a lot of.
The population will go up if the carrying capacity does, but on a delay - it's not spring now, and even when it is spring, which will be in a few months in the south, they don't want to have all the population boom happen immediately. You might be able to convince them that it's worth having more frequent garbage pickups and faster response times for corpsetaking and plumbing emergencies but it would seem kind of weird for you to have an opinion on that, honestly. They will do absolutely everything they can to avoid reds having power over anything to do with robotics.
Reds do garbage collection, handling of dead bodies, and sewer-related maintenance (non-wastewater systems are thoroughly segregated and are installed and maintained by purples).
The essential question issue as I see it, is - if the number of red child credits per capita drops by half, and the population growth doubles, reds who currently exist are no worse off. How do we make the new technology reduce the demand for reds by less than the rise in population increases it? Can you think of desired technologies that would allow for larger houses, or produce more garbage as a side effect? I suppose we could buy time if I spread some new housing-integrated technologies that everyone wanted to use that required laying new sewage pipes for the new houses, but that would not buy is the twenty years or more that it might take to get FTL.
... He really likes Conspecific.
I'm sure I can find one.
Let's see, what are the options... antimatter power has no horrifying byproducts that he knows of, synthetic plagues are banned on most worlds... there are some horrifically toxic byproducts from manufacturing some of the alloys, he discovers on lookup, but most of those aren't that important...
I don't suppose you've split the atom yet?
That is extremely reasonable of the physicists! Nuclear weapons are horrifying large-scale destructive weapons that pollute massive areas for generations. However, by this point we have extremely safe, easy-to-build fusion reactors that can provide power at an extremely low cost -
(Which are actually almost completely obsolete, but there's no need for the Amentans to know that.)
- and the only side effect is that it produces polluted waste, for which we do, in fact, have extremely complicated safe disposal procedures. Thank you, physics, for this assistance in saving the day. Is there any reason I shouldn't inform the alien research project that I already spammed their planet with the relevant schematics?
No, I'm unfortunately not trained for any of this. I can say that the waste is a dangerous pollutant even by human standards, and that it harms anyone near it unless extreme precautions are taken? I'm worried they'd just default to 'have robots do it', long-term, but I think that's generally true.
What I currently wonder is if I can convince them 'if you cut red credits, they'll riot and that will look bad, but if you vastly bolster growth, you can dwindle them down to nothing while you convert them to cyborgs without anything going wrong, here's a convenient way to do that'. Be honest and open about my goals if not the motives behind my goals, or if that would just cause more problems.
They don't like knuckling under to red riot pressure. People keep having clever ideas to get robots programs past them. I don't know if any of them have gotten very far like that before you came along but if they haven't it's not for lack of people willing to go "I have a clever idea that lets us kill all the reds instead of not doing that".
Ugh.
Yeah, no, mostly just 'ugh'.
Turning our attention to the second problem - a decentralized system for the gene-samples. I expect I could design an artificial womb that could be manufactured, then purchased and stored in-house; there exist Imai* designs that fit that pattern and anything would need to be adapted to Amenta. Do you think there would be legislation blocking reds from using this, and if so, do you think they could get around them?
They don't actually bother to legislate in a lot of anti-red stuff. If there aren't strong clear instructions in favor of making sure reds can access something - red hair dye, food, birth control - then anybody involved in sending it to them can just not do that for whatever reason. Is gene sample storage the same technology as the artificial womb somehow?
If I design a two-purpose device, it is.
... And, uh, wait.
I want to understand this, because it is a new fact: If a red gets money, from doing that red's job, and wishes to buy legally obtainable items on the internet, that red cannot have those items delivered to that red's doorstep? There is no company that has decided it is willing to follow through on its contracts if reds are willing to pay more money for delivery?
There might be some companies that will do that but I think most of them will either a) reject red addresses as inputs or b) not do that automatically, but the delivery service will notice they're heading for a red neighborhood and simply not enter the red neighborhood, and the red will have no recourse when the package doesn't arrive if they don't get a refund, which they probably won't. Reds with sympathetic clean acquaintances can get things through them, a lot of red possessions are reclaimed trash, and the very basics are ordered by red shopkeepers through dedicated services.
But... but...
Nau pauses, deletes the message.
Among humans, it is essentially a truism that if producing and shipping something costs enough less than its value to a purchaser to pay enough money to make a career out of, someone, somewhere, will be willing to do it. I would think that there would be enough of them that 'selling items to reds' would be such a service. The company could - to sketch one simple model - have red drivers in completely sealed-off compartments that interact with nothing else, drop a crate by claw onto the back of the truck, then let the red driver deliver it. Via this message you could have goods sold to reds for very little cost. Something is broken in my understanding - of Amentans, of reds, of how recently the internet was invented - if no one is doing that.
You might not be factoring in the cost of interacting with reds or of being known to interact with reds? Or you might be overestimating reds' willingness to trust that sort of thing. If someone offered this service they'd have to convince reds to make purchases they could not possibly get refunded if it was a scam, and convince a driver to come to a non-standard location where they provide a non-essential service. They get killed a lot even doing their normal essential jobs. Maybe once someone did this for real and no reds bought anything because the last fifty times their money just got stolen.
Nau wants to run this company, make a billion tap, and show them, show them all.
You start by offering people store credit, then you - oh, never mind.
I will for the moment treat the premise that no such company exists as factually correct, while looking for options to sponsor anyone sane and reasonable who tries to implement found it. (I don't suppose you have purple friends who might be interested?) I presume it would not be conceivable to get the dedicated services that do serve red stores to expand to including artificial womb technology, which suggests that we would need to locate any that existed in preexisting hospitals, which means we would need to secure them against interference from their own medical personnel.
He pauses.
I still think that the gene samples getting lost would not be a problem - I can make integrated scanners that reduce the complexity of the sampling to a literal wave of the hand - but I expect that medical murder would be. The first solution I have come up with to solve it would be to build a camera into the design I offer them, tell them that not manufacturing it would require redesigning the whole machine, engineer it so that it is so, and then it would be harder to claim accident. What is the state of medicine for reds, anyway?
I don't know a lot of purples, no. It's possible it exists, there's a lot of ways I might not have heard of it - if a company that only sells candles does this I can't imagine reds buying candles so they might not have ever noticed, if it's widespread in Tuviri I definitely wouldn't know, maybe they do it in Ereith but the machine translation was too lousy for anyone to notice the difference in descriptions of product availability.
Reds have doctors. The doctors are also red, and they can't go to conventional medical school; I think they apprentice with other red doctors and do as much Internet research as they can. As far as I know they're acceptable for run of the mill issues but probably can't do much that requires equipment they don't have or specialist training they can't spend the time on given how few doctors they can support.
If they have their own supply chain, we might be able to solve the problem just by having red doctors run red prenurseries*, given that the machines are tried and true technology -
(whatever shell he puts them in)
- and the only hard part would be getting the government of Tapa to implement it that way. I don't suppose you know any brilliant speechwriters who believe in red rights, either?(*This time * is used as a signal for 'this is a neologism in your language'. * is a versatile character.)
... No, no, I understand, the situation is worse than I could possibly comprehend. I don't think I have a solution for people walking into red neighborhoods armed with guns, other than 'turn all the reds into invincible cyborgs'. I do think I can make these !@#$ing things run on hot soup if that's all the reds can find for them. I am an engineer and I will ENGINEER A SOLUTION.
I am presently trying to come up with some way of suggesting that their present state of murdering reds will look bad if it is still ongoing when Imai* arrives, without sounding like the sort of person they can dismiss because he thinks reds are entities of moral relevance. I don't think I'll find one.
OK, change of topic.
Do you have any idea how to make the cyborg conversions self-funding? In a weak sense they could be pitched as an investment in increasing supply of red services without increasing the number of reds, or as a test for the conversion process for clean Amentans, but I'm worried the positive effects would be limited to Tapa, if that.
And the credit loss would be temporary, because Imai* and the League are going to land eventually and fix everything, except that the reds have no reason to believe that, and we'll have riots and massacres if the credits are cut. I keep circling back to - I need to boost demand for reds. Fusion plants, population growth, any more garbage-heavy methods of production... anything that makes the government say, 'so, we can issue twice as many red credits or make the reds we have clean cyborgs, which would you prefer?'
Still, he's starting to put together a program. Will any of this work? Will all of it work? Maybe some of it, at least...
What he really needs is an organization loyal only unto him and his Cause, located on an impenetrable island behind invincible fortress walls, which he can have do things like research directed towards his goals, and cyborg conversions that are actually safe, and all that. He is highly tempted to actually do this, though he admits that it would make the government of Tapa very annoyed at him. What are the laws on purchasing random miles of ocean like on Amenta?
Inconveniently, they usually avoid bumping up red credits unless they know for sure they have to, and if they're constantly on the cusp of figuring out robotics that might look like waiting until enough reds have already gotten in trouble for struggling with their workload that they can't assume it's just reds being lazy any more.
OK, the next time there's a big fire in their city or red riots or whatever, he's going to ask Tapa if he can build himself a private island at the edge of their coastal waters, then set it up so he can move there if he quarrels with them. It shouldn't be very hard if he can devote some of the product of his personal totally-autonomous-factories to the project.
So if everyone else's credits double because of increases in carrying capacity, they won't just assume that red credits will need to double too?
It hasn't happened that abruptly before, but I wouldn't bet on it. Maybe they'd go up but not double, figuring there's probably some slack in the system or that in the short term they don't want too many reds distracted by trying to parent their kids or that technology should be able to make reds more efficient if they design new cities with no technical debt.
Understood.
And the next step is to send a brief description of his plans (I've been talking to people about this, I think the key thing is that we need to increase demand for red jobs to offset productivity increases from cyborg conversions if we're going to do that, more population growth might help but the best idea I've got at this point is to try to convince them that my advanced power plants should only be worked by reds, even robots are not nearly safe enough, any obvious flaws with all these programs) to the community organizer he was talking to earlier.
He's also wondering about other possibilities. He does not, in fact, want to have to set up a global red rights movement. Global red rights movements are likely to offend people in power and get brutally suppressed; his win condition is to build a spaceship and get off this rock and call in the cavalry. Please, please, just let that happen.
No, the work is done by robots and waldo-drones*, but we have trained onsite technicians with specially armored brains on-site at all times in case there's any problem, and also - my entire species is hyposensitive and nuclear power is still sufficient to make us panic about pollution, even though most other Amentan conditions only elicit a mild response if that. Disposing of the waste is done by robot and drone with, again, trained technicians to make sure it is safely done.
Actually this, is, um, not so much false as it is 'precautions taken by a more advanced civilization that spends ridiculous amounts of resources panicking about radiation-induced brain damage because it is completely immune to everything else.' Also the 'trained onsite technicians with specially-armored brains' are honestly just bored twentysomethings who just hang out in VR because there aren't any actual accidents because it is a mature technology and Imai* is not basically stupid.
Okay, that was a way for his plan to fail he hadn't thought of.
I have no doubt but that you are capable of doing it with proper training. I'll admit I'm not convinced I can persuade Tapa's leadership of this. Hopefully I can at least convince them that no one else will want the job.
In retrospect, yes, I should. My plan had been to drop a manual on you, since it is a mature enough technology that technicians don't actually need to do things unless there's an emergency and I know of no emergencies within my lifetime. But since I want to convince them it is extremely difficult, yes, I absolutely should train you.
That is very strange. Possibly it is assuming a different knowledge base, or possibly it is just a human-Amentan species difference.
It is odd. Some of the books are going to be written for people with chips - he certainly picked up a wider range of fiction tastes after he had his, it made it much easier to keep track of all the character names and automatically do probability updates - but not all of them, and surely basic manuals would be written for comprehensibility, especially anything Imai* chose as part of their first-contact dump.
I'm disinclined to trust studies coming to that conclusion, myself, but I'll admit it's possible the scientists they assigned to work with me might have been well above the Amentan average.
Actually, he... should probably take an Amentan IQ test at some point? He doesn't actually know what the Amentan average is.
Hey... are you cheating?And then there's a link.
Cheating on an online IQ test is pretty silly - our results aren't validated for your resume! But if you're not cheating, you might need one of the tests with a higher ceiling. Here's one we like almost as much as ours:
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Okay, no, this is not reasonable or plausible, but HE NEEDS TO DEAL.
Okay. His next step, to be done until he is finished or someone interrupts him, is to look at the simplest possible manual he has for Developing Civilizations Who Need Help Building Fusion Reactors, translate it into Tapap, and then modify it, both to make it more legible and to emphasize the HORRIFYING DANGERS. (The latter will not take much modification.) This should not be noticeable until Imai* shows up because Imai* does not put instructions for building nuclear power plants or nuclear bombs in its Gifts To Developing Civilizations because of some earth history nonsense about nigh-total annihilation or something, but that will be helpful for him, right now, because they have no other textbooks on nuclear fusion to compare it to. If they ask for more later he will say "yes, sure" and send them something technical nigh-unreadable that coincidentally also contains lots of terrifying warnings about HORRIFYING DANGERS.
This is a good plan and he is happy with it. Does anything interrupt him before he is finished designing them nuclear reactors? If he needs a break he can start building the most idiot-proof, easy-to-supply, cheap-to-manufacture artificial-womb-plus-gene-sampler-devices Amenta has ever seen, which will also be the ONLY artificial-womb-plus-gene-sampler-devices Amenta has ever seen, which will make his job easier.
(Okay, let's see if this works, hopefully his speech will work even thorough translation...)
"Since I have arrived, I have been trying to expand your technological base, but a great deal of Imai*'s production technology depends on cheaply available power not in existence in Amenta. Specifically, our primary source of power is fusion reactions; the combining of the atom for power. Humanity accomplished this since before we left our first planet, and we have depended on it for a great many of our developments; antimatter is too expensive to produce for most practical uses, solar power too limited. Modern fusion reactors require no particularly rare components, nothing easily-consumable, no tremendous manufacturing base to support them, not by Amentan standards; they can produce power literally orders of magnitude superior to what Amenta uses at a lower cost. Indeed they have only one major problem."
"You know that I am, by Amentan standards, hyposensitive - that all humans are. Humans do not particularly worry about minor diseases or low levels of uncleanliness. It takes extreme levels to make humans react."
"Nuclear power produces what humans consider critically dangerous levels of pollution. If we saw Amentans treating nuclear waste the way you treat garbage, we would consider refraining from setting foot on Amenta. On Earth, before modern treatment plants were available -" he looked up this fact - "it was buried miles underground in secure containers with warnings in every language anyone in the future might ever speak urging them not to come too close." He thinks that was total bullshit but it doesn't matter. "It is extremely dangerous - not only to us, but to you as well; the effects of radiation can be truly horrifying to anything ordered that would like to remain so. Nonetheless we use it; it is so much more resource-efficient than solar or hydroelectric power that the changeover reduces deaths, even with this pollution, and we have spent centuries devising extremely secure safety precautions to minimize the risk to the lowest levels possible. On Imai*, it is handled largely by robots - but we have on-site technicians at all times, specially trained and with enhanced radiation shielding in their skulls, on-hand in case of disaster to prevent the spreading of pollution."
"I would recommend developing robots when it is safe, but I would not delay the rapid development and construction of nuclear power plants for that, since the tremendous energy they generate is a practical requirement for engineering and production on the galactic scale. I do not see any alternative, at present, to the use of red labor for these plants, and I would strongly recommend constructing them anyway."
He can give them numbers! In kilowatt-hours, the numbers are very big! The only problem is that he's also suggesting they produce hundreds of times as much power so they can run all his super-high-tech machinery without worrying about energy costs and get into space faster and all become immortal and have planets.
... On the one hand, if manufactured to Imai*'s standards, the plants ought to be very safe; Imai is very paranoid about things like this because of how seriously humans take it, and so there would be negligible risk to the surrounding area. On the other hand, there are vitally important components which would need to be manufactured by Amentans using tools recently invented for the purpose and not given centuries' worth of testing. So, um, yes. Yes he thinks that would be a good idea. It doesn't have to be unreachably far, the worries about blast radius only look like this even in the worst-case likely scenarios, but yeah, not having them on top of preexisting cities looks like a great idea.
He does think that the reds are going to need, like... food, and that they should consider food and medicine and replacement part supply lines when they make whatever plans they make? Possibly some of this could be produced on-site; once he gets autofactories going, those wouldn't need purple workers, and they could train a few of the red power plant technicians to double as autofactory technicians so clean workers wouldn't need to go there. But he's sure they know this kind of implementation details better than he does.
The community leader observes that a lot of red possessions are currently reclaimed from the trash; a remote location where none of the onsite reds have trash collection as their outwork job is going to need more supplies than usual, especially things like clothes, appliances, or furniture, and this seems like the sort of thing cleans are bad at thinking about. It could probably be patched by having reds make the supply runs from conventional communities, so they could throw in stuff from their reclamation.
Sure, he's happy to suggest to the people planning it that they save clean workers the trip, mixed in with some technical suggestions so they don't get suspicious.
He's also going to quietly suggest to Tosuk that this would be an ideal case for cyborgs; obviously his homeworld uses them for this, and these plants are expensive enough that it might be worth one or two of the technicians managing each of them, at least, having bodies that won't melt in a crisis.
This seems... generally sensible? Anyway, he should let them know that as the only person with any experience whatsoever with nuclear technology he should keep an eye on it, and should probably at least start training the red technicians himself when they get to that point? But there doesn't appear to be any crisis this instant, so he can work on artificial wombs and automatic factories and looking at appropriate stretches of ocean and all the things the greens actually want him to do.