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down the garden path
In which Darth Ophelia, late of the Sith Empire, finds Uchiha Itachi's situation *too* familiar.
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The Force sings, as she approaches the building that houses, for the moment, Darth Bane, and his Apprentice the so-called "Darth" Zannah.

It sings a dirge, and yet a battle-cry.

For she has made her choice, and the seeds of an Empire resurgent fall today - before they can bloom into a cancer at the heart of the Republic, as flawed as it is and will be.

 

Her lightsaber ignites - scintillant white limning the edge where red would have bled into its sunset - or perhaps its sunrise - before.  It hums softly in her hand, the duellist's grip worn.

The door blows open with a twitch of Force.  The single point of egress will seal their doom - and also hers.

But that is a sacrifice she is willing to make.

 

"Come now, Bane.  You could not have thought we would all let you hunt us down.  And I speak as a Seer when I say: No true Sith'ari can proclaim themself.  To destroy the Sith, one must turn away from pride.  But enough talk.  Have at you!"

 

The battle is joined.  Lightning and lightsabers clash; telekinetic forces rip through the air.  The thick stone of the building becomes more and more dangerous to be inside, even as Bane's pride drives him to destroy the woman who insulted him, and Zannah's dissatisfaction with her knowledge pulls her back in; every time Zannah thinks to simply leave and deal with only the winner, the interloper pulls out another new trick to hold her attention.

 

Several minutes later, a heavily laden ground transport crashes into the building and rapidly conflagrates, detonating, leaving nothing but two heavily charred corpses, a few lightsabers, and one surprisingly intact Sith mask, behind.

Darth Chataris passes into the Force with a smile on her face.  Her work here is done.

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Itachi can only stare as his teammate—his friend—falls to the ground, lifeless.

The masked man stares at him for a moment, before turning and disappearing.


—Dammit. He tries to stay detached, objective—he shouldn't be this hurt, but—it's so sudden. One moment they were escorting the daimyo, the next, his friend was charging their attacker, then… gone.


Itachi can feel the thrum of blood through his veins, and a pain in his eyes. He knows, already, what this must be. How horribly fitting that his bloodline should activate from a moment like this. A ninja, again taking power from the death of another.


As his gaze sharpens, he begins see the faint wisps of their masked assailant's fading chakra in the air, see the similarly fading chakra dregs escaping Tenma's body, and… feel something—a small pressure in the back of his head, slowly growing and—

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...This is not oneness with the Force.

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What in the stars' name is going on here?  What happened to this child?

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<Ahem.>

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<...If you are going to hide away from this, and, in all honesty, I would not force you to face it - you are a child, you would still be a student at the Academy that taught me and that Academy did not deserve to bear the name - I will nonetheless need you to tell me how to pass for yourself to a casual inspection.>

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Wait, what?

He did not expect to suddenly be a passenger in his own mind, nor for whatever was controlling his body to… ask him how to pretend to be him?? If this is some sort of bloodline test he wasn't told about, it's a strange one.


<…I would very much prefer that you did not pretend to be me, actually. Please give me back control of my body, now.>

It's probably not as easy as just asking, but diplomacy is always a good first step.

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<Well, it is yours.  By all means.  Let me see if...>

It is a motion curiously similar to reaching out to the Force, but directed inward, that allows her to pull the body's original inhabitant outwards - and then she is curled up in the back of his mind.

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…And suddenly, he's back in control of his body again!

Huh. He adjusts his mental counter for the likelihood that this is some form of test or adversary down by several notches.


…Well, asking worked before…

<So, what are you, what do you want, and what are you doing in my mind?>

As he speaks internally, he picks himself up and begins to clean up the scene and dispose of the bodies. Having a problem to solve helps him deal with strong emotions, and he's finding himself grateful for this one right now.

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<Well.  In order: I don't yet know beyond 'disembodied', I don't know enough about your situation to have reasonable goals beyond 'Why are children being thrust into life-or-death situations, that should stop', and I have absolutely no idea!>  She seems inordinately fascinated by the lattermost answer, for some reason.  <If I had to guess...  And I would be guessing, because none of this was what I expected of an afterlife, and I was not gifted further insight prior to my arrival here...  I would guess that there might be something you need help with, that I am well-placed to advise in or teach.>

<That is, if I am honest, rather concerning, because if I consider myself notable amongst those who thought themselves people like me,> she cannot think without some disgust, <then I must consider myself notable for my work in diplomacy and counterintelligence in a fundamentally hostile working environment - though I suppose I did also have hobbies.  Technical crafts, material alchemy - not to be confused with bioalchemy - and a bit of archaeological dabbling.>  Said 'archaeological dabbling' seems to have had rather a lot of booby-traps involved, judging by the fragmentary associations that pass between them.

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Huh. So it's implying that it used to be a person of some form, rather than originating as some type of demon or kami. It could be trying to mislead him with that implication, but it's at least outside of his expectations.

It's not as though he didn't volunteer to be put into these situations: most clan aren't able to become ninja nearly as young as him, and he's glad to be able to help keep his village safe.
Still, he's sympathetic to the goal: it would be better if there were no need for him to face danger.


He smiles at the mention of diplomacy and counterintelligence. If it's lying, it's been reading his mind for what sorts of things he'd appreciate. If not, he expects to get along quite well with it.

<Material alchemy and technical crafts sound interesting and potentially useful, but if you're most notable for diplomacy and counterintelligence, that makes me very happy: violence is, after all, what we resort to when we're out of better options.>

<…And it would not be wrong to call this a "fundamentally hostile working environment", no.>


He pauses again. If this is a person, he should probably ask—most people care about that sort of thing.

<Should I be referring to you in my thoughts as "he" or "she"?>

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<'She', if you would.  And while I have held other names,> and that thought, those memories, carry with them a potent admixture of emotions that range from disgust and a cold sort of rage, to an equal amount of relief and felt empowerment, <I would prefer to leave most of them behind where my body...  hm, isn't, actually, but nonetheless.  Where I left behind the symbols tied to them.  So, then.  My name is Ophelia, though I have held other titles.  Might I know yours?  And, likewise, your preference in gendered pronouns, if you have one.>

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Huh. Yeah, that seems like a fine thing for him to tell her. It's not as though his name is a difficult piece of information to obtain, anyway.

<I'm Itachi Uchiha, of the Uchiha clan in Earth country. "He" is fine for me.>

He finishes cleaning away evidence of the deaths, and collects the bodies into storage seals. Can't have somebody stealing his companion and learning any of Leaf's secrets from his body.

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<...Oh, --> she barely manages to claw back the expletive before it passes outside of her private thoughts, <you're pre-spaceflight.  On the other hand, that scroll, or rather, the capability it represents, are something that even the most esoteric Force adepts of my prior life rarely touched except through the work-product of several dozen millennia of technological advances, and here it is, being used for something as - questionably routine - as recovering a body for transport.  Do you have any idea how revolutionary that scroll could be if it worked for bulk goods?  Or even at just the observed ratio of compression necessary for this to be reliable for field issue, disregarding averages for nonhumanoid sapiences as they are not yet in evidence on your planet, that's a factor of - estimated slightly generously, cylinder of ~2m height and r = ~0.5m, V=πr2h= ~1.6m3 to the scroll (when compact) requiring, say, a volume of 0.2m x 0.05m x 0.1m = 0.001m^3 ...  That's - Three orders of magnitude less volume, to say nothing of the weight - and you're using them to recover dead bodies?>

<...I am both appalled and impressed.>

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Alright, some of those concepts aren't translating to him, but from what he can understand… yes, yes this world is horrible and poorly-run and if she came from one that wasn't then he's very sorry for her loss.

<…I have thought about how useful storage seals would be for transportation, but unfortunately, only ninja are able to use them, and ninja are needed elsewhere to protect the village.>

He winces a bit, though. As much as that's true, he really wishes they could get out of a conflict for long enough to actually improve things like that. It feels like every time one conflict ends, another pops up to keep them busy.

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<Why is it that only ninja can use them?  What distinguishes a ninja from a civilian?  And what distinguishes a ninja capable of using one of these, from a ninja who is not?  The most prominent Force traditions of my prior life had a habit of saying that only people with a certain baseline level of sensitivity to the Force could use it at all, but that was quite demonstrably false, as the Matukai adepts proved...>

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<Well, of course ninja are only trained if they have sufficient chakra capacity and control to wield… ninjutsu.>

He pauses.

Right. Seals are dangerous to use without proper training, and you'd still need adequate control, but chakra capacity doesn't matter. If you could somehow convince enough experienced ninja to train civilians with any capacity and enough control, the village could have civilians able to use seals.

…He suddenly has a lot to think about.

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