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all in all, a not so terrible morning
Scorpius and Yvette continue to be in the Scholomance
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The Scholomance really, really hates it when kids room together.

It's an incentives thing. Outcasts and other socially-disadvantaged kids already have a harder time surviving at all than popular kids, enclavers and the like. If you start letting people room together, that's yet another way in which they get fucked over: all of the kids with a choice are going to room together, in threes and fours, cramped sure but still better for their survival than being alone, they can sleep in shifts and keep any mals out and that's a straight-up improvement over regular shields. Meanwhile the kids who don't have such social capital are going to stay alone, and be disproportionately targeted by everything that goes bump in the night. Spreading targets evenly is better for survival, and the Scholomance is playing nothing but a numbers game.

There's also graduation. The entire senior hall gets shuffled as the whole school spirals its floors down one level every year, and then it's locked out of access to the rest of the school and the only way they can go is down: to the graduation hall, where they have to run past the hordes of maleficaria that await. If seniors could just go to the freshmen's rooms that night, free of consequences, and not be forced to graduate, they would. One more year in the Scholomance means one more year to learn more spells, get more well-prepared, be more likely to survive out there. But there are not enough resources for that, not enough food and supplies. Everything is budgeted tightly, and having five rather than four cohorts of students in the school at the same time is just infeasible.

So it's for these and other similar reasons that the Scholomance really, really hates it when kids room together. Each student gets one room, full stop, and they have to be in said room from curfew start to curfew end. And what happens to students who flaunt this rule and decide to try to spend a night together anyway is they become a cautionary tale. When you get in at induction and the sophomores and juniors and seniors tell you all of the horror stories, that's typically enough to scare most kids straight. Not all, though, and every year you have a few hapless souls who decide to try it anyway. Their screams echo in the night as they bang on their colleagues' doors, asking for help, any help, until they are caught and dragged away by the maleficaria that the school has specifically sent their way, killed and eaten or perhaps just eaten without being killed first, depending on which level of bad luck they have on their last day of life.

Of course, these kinds of rules don't really apply very thoroughly when Scorpius Lake is involved. Not that the school isn't sending mal after mal his way, weakening its own wards just to make sure these kids learn in the most permanent way how bad an idea it is to spend the night together. It does that, with a vengeance. Mal after mal is broken against the shield of Lake's resolve, and more pragmatically the actual magical shields he has to renew every now and then. Yvette Villeneuve sleeps, perhaps not very peacefully, but at all, needing all the energy she can get to heal from the stab wound she got from Jack Westing last night. Scorpius wouldn't let her spend the night alone, not with said recent stab wound, not when she was about to be assailed by mals all night long anyway—they can smell the blood in the water, so to speak, and she would be low-hanging fruit. If mals are coming for her anyway, Scorpius reasoned, he might as well spend the night there and keep her from dying. Mal after mal, all night long, being killed and destroyed and pulled apart, each death fueling Scorpius's next spell, systematically and thoroughly.

By the last couple of hours of curfew, most mals who would come have come, and he gets stretches of even up to half an hour to rest. Not that he can sleep, obviously, not if he wants to stay alive, but he can at least sit and wait a bit, breathe more calmly. And as soon as the first bell rings in the morning, he flops onto the ground and breathes a sigh of relief. It's... over, finally.

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Yvette has been in and out of consciousness, occasionally waking up to blast any mal that offends her, and offer words of.... encouragement...? They're mostly phrased as criticisms and insults, but there is a level of affection to the tone. Less bite, maybe.

"Good morning, sunshine," she says wryly, sitting up with a bit of a wince. "I see my room is mostly intact! Well done."

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"Thank you, although," he gestures at the door—it is still attached to its hinges, mostly, but the recently-replaced lock is definitely a goner, and it's hanging open. "Sorry, a kvenlik came over and very vehemently refused to get stabbed by your door wards, I had to dismember it."

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She gives a heavy sigh, and then (painfully) stands to go croon at her door.

"My poor porte. I'm sorry I didn't listen well enough when you warned me. This is my fault, not yours," she says, patting it. "You are a good and loyal door and did nothing wrong."

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"You're nicer to that door than to anyone else," Scorpius grumbles, but if a grumble can sound affectionate his does.

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"Nonsense! I'm perfectly nice to Yi Liu."

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"It's really hard to not be nice to Yi Liu, she has one of those faces."

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"You'd think! And yet," sighs Yvette, sad. She gets to putting various defensive spells on her things, because once again! She's lacking a lock on her door. (Her poor door.)

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And that's long enough for it to be the Russians' wake-up time...

And Alexei is right next door and sees her door and can't help but notice the evidence of the overnight fight and Scorpius Lake is standing right there and uh.

Uh?????

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"Morning, Yahontov!" He sticks his head out to raise a hand in greeting to the other two Russian juniors. "Levitskaya, Artyomova," he says in a greeting.

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Oh, hell. She might as well play into this ridiculous situation. At least this way the rumors will be entertaining.

"Good morning!" she calls, poking her head out behind him. "Westing's dead, he snapped and tried to murder me. And this one," she motions to Scorpius, "got my door broken again. Are you willing to fix it this time, Alexei, if I get you materials and payment?"

Alexei is an artificer, and would frankly do a better job than she.

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    "He what," asks Sofia.

"Westing killed Luisa," and she and Nat draw in a breath at the same time at the, "and I told him he had to toe the line or else. He decided to go for the 'else'."

    "...but. He. She?" She turns to Yvette. "You?"

"Yvette's not a maleficer," says Scorpius for what must be the hundredth time, "Westing was."

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Alexei takes a few seconds to process this but then, "What is it worth to you?" he asks Yvette.

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"I'll let you have the drill for it and four new Sanguine Blossom crystals."

She expects him to haggle down to three. To neatly replace the ones that have been broken by Scorpius.

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"—you give me drill. And I fix your door and make you three crystals?"

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"Fiiiine," she agrees, a little amused. "And I play fetch for all materials involved, including the irritating bleeding bits. Deal?"

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"Deal," he says, nodding. "Breakfast?"

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"Go on ahead, I need to change."

Her dress might be black, but the hole and bloodstains are probably a bit much. She would like to change. And generally clean up and refresh herself and whatnot.

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He hums, looks at Lake, looks at Sofia and Natalya and—

    "We can wait," says Natalya.

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Gee, how thoughtful.

"Your consideration is appreciated." She makes a shooing motion with her hand, at Scorpius. "Oh Scorpius! I think a bathroom trip is in your future! Might as well use the time wisely, no? One does not rush a lady when she's getting ready."

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Scorpius rolls his eyes but shrugs. "Fine, fine, whatever you say."

The Russians get a Scorpius Lake-shaped escort to the bathroom, then, which in their opinion is a great idea. Just Lake, no Villain, that's great in their opinion.

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(Maybe not all of their opinions.)

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Alexei is a sweetie, much as he feigns business-like detachment. And lack of fluency in English.

(Damn, that was another tell that it wasn't him, wasn't it? She'd been too out of it to even notice. Why would Alexei speak to her in English? No matter, Westing is dead now.)

"I'll get you the drill now so nobody steals the thing while my poor door's under the weather, hm?" offers Yvette, to Alexei.

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"I'll grab it when we come back," he says, because they are coming back.

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"Fine, fine. Now shoo, or we'll lose our chance of getting a decent table."

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They shoo, and as soon as they're out far enough the girls are asking about every detail on what the hell happened last night.

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That's about what she expected, really.

Then she returns to her room and gets to trying to look like she wasn't recently stabbed. Because that's the sort of weakness it doesn't pay to show. At least she hasn't permanently damaged a set of clothes with her misadventure. Blood removal is fortunately one of the few practical spells the school deigned to give her, and mending the dress with a hole in it is fairly easy from there. Mending is a spell everyone gets, affinity or no. She changes, then washes the newly repaired and exsanguinated dress and hangs it up. Uses the void, casts her hygiene spells, reties her hair, reapplies the poison detecting lipstick, the usual. Well, and inspecting her stab wound. It looks... well, like she was recently stabbed, but it seems to be healing well enough. For the first day after being stabbed. Maybe she can buy a proper healing potion off someone, or one of those little healing cookies everyone seems to be hoarding.

And by then, her entourage has returned, Alexei's drill is handed over, and away she goes. Totally fine. Barely a wince when walking, even. (Ow.)

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Scorpius would offer to help her walk but... the hit to her image would probably be worse.

...right? He's hovering a bit, perhaps.

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She's sure she has no idea why he might be doing that! And see, she's walking fine. The cafeteria is a long goddamned way away from the junior dormitories and there are far, far too many stairs and she is in fact a touch slower than normal, but. She's fine. Totally. Totally fine.

... but she does have dibs on holding the cafeteria table. Because. Doing more walking to acquire food and then playing the 'is it poisoned or is it murderous' game sounds even less fun.

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Yeah they don't even discuss it, even Sofia looks sympathetic by the time they get there. They're late enough their usual table has already been taken by a group of Italian juniors but when they spot the Russians and Yvette and, most importantly, Scorpius, they're more than happy to share the space.

Which means that Yvette doesn't need to hold the table, so it's extra meaningful that the other four let her do it anyway.

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She'll take it. It bothers her a bit, that she's probably only getting such royal treatment because Scorpius is around, but. She'll nonetheless take it. Because ow.

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Not belonging to any of the major language student clusters, the Italian kids mostly hang around Spanish- and English-speaking groups. Yvette could go for either, being French, but what they do instead is talk to each other—in English, it could be considered attempted murder to speak a minority language in public given the school's tendency to give you material in any language you know an iota of, so they only speak Italian amongst themselves—and completely ignore her.

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Yeah, that's about what she expected. She will not go so far as to think that she is allowed to join in on any of their conversations. That would be silly.

Table sitting: kind of lonely even when she's surrounded by people! Hooray.

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The others return soon enough, Scorpius having actually filled a whole-ass second tray for Yvette. He carefully places it in front of her before taking a seat next to her, between her and the Italians.

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Natalya and Sofia sit across the table from her, but Alexei sits on her other side. The girls were talking (in English, probably for Lake's benefit) about some gossip involving a New York junior called Jermaine who seems to be in a competitive love triangle with Geoff from Atlanta, both of them vying for attentions of one of the top alchemists in their year, a girl called Theodosia.

Alexei does not comment on the goss, though, and just starts eating his breakfast quietly.

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Scorpius showing up with an entire extra tray (how the hell is he managing to balance two of them?) earns a smile and a snort. And also a somewhat shy, "Thank you."

This is kind of weird? But nice. Weird but nice. ... Where's Liu, Yvette wants her here too, can she leverage her shiny new Scorpius influence to get everyone to tolerate Liu?

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Liu steps out of the junior queue five minutes after the others have sat down, and when she looks at their table she clearly decides they won't want her and starts looking for the losers in the Mandarin-speaking group—

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But Scorpius himself catches her eye and waves her over with a smile.

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Oh. Okay. She's doing that, then, she guesses? She can sit next to Sofia, across the table from Alexei, and say a shy, "Hi," to everyone. She also does not have Russian so it seems this table is now an English-speaking table.

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And the Italian kids now want to talk to Scorpius about something so they can properly integrate into the rest of the table (well, no, so they can have Scorpius's attention, but clearly they're a package deal right now, so).

Nkoyo, Cora, and Jowani see the little group of losers-except-for-Scorpius and honestly this is a golden opportunity so they'll go sit there, too.

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Honestly Nkoyo, Cora, and Jowani taking advantage of the situation is pretty fair, really. And... she's glad Scorpius noticed that Yvette would like to have Liu. Good Scorpius, she is slightly less wary of your extreme knowledge of everyone around you.

"So Westing snapped and tried to do another murder," says Yvette, to Liu and also the trio who will totally have to tolerate her haunting them later for this. "This did not go well for him, and he's dead now and will not be missed."

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"Another?" says Liu immediately before deciding that words suck and she should instead stuff her face.

    "Was that what your little scene with him the other day was about?" wonders Nkoyo, directing the question at Scorpius.

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Who is currently talking to the Italians so this is kinda rude but he knows Nkoyo is doing it on purpose to coast off on his popularity. To the extent there is a cross-language-cluster pecking order, Nkoyo is absolutely above these specific Italian kids.

He turns to look at her and says, "Yeah, pretty much, but Yvette has all the details," before turning back to his conversation.

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Oh, boy. Okay. She can do the talking thing. Sure.

"He was responsible for Luisa," she says, somberly. "And then when this had consequences, and somehow did not make all of his problems go away, he was very upset at the apparent unfairness of the world. Naturally he decided to solve his problems by attempting to kill me. So now he is dead."

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    "Luisa... the mundane girl who vanished a couple of weeks ago?" asks Nkoyo.

Liu nods to her silently as a response, then looks down at her plate and says, "I'd thought it was him but..."

    "But you don't accuse people of maleficing like that, of course, that's just smart," she nods, looking for all the world like she's oblivious about her company. It's probably on purpose. "So, he tried to kill you and Lake saved you?" she asks Yvette.

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That's a reasonable assumption to make, but also kind of insulting? She purses her lips.

"... No. He tried to kill me, I killed him first, and Scorpius helped with the aftermath. Which I admittedly might not have been able to live through without the help, but Westing sealed his fate all on his own."

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    Nkoyo's eyebrows shoot up. "Oh? Good job, then, sounds like he needed the killing."

        "Not a very nice thing to say," comments Sofia, her tea about the love triangle clearly less hot than Westing's death is about to be, if her instincts for these things are right.

"But it is true," Alexei says quietly.

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"It is. And he did." She sniffs with distaste. "I think he thought he was being romantic. Madman."

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"—trying to kill you was romance?"

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"To him," she repeats, a little wryly. "I don't entirely get it either, and I was there. But he did seem to think that, somehow, stabbing me was an important stepping stone on the path to a grand maleficer future." Snort. "But we see how that went for Westing."

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"And then Lake decided to spend the night with you," finishes Sofia, which is not itself an argument or anything but it sounds like she considers it to mean Yvette must be a maleficer who has bewitched Scorpius. Or something. Who knows.

    "Wait, he did what? And you're still alive?" gasps Cora.

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Sofia, why. They had been getting along so well. Could you not be horribly petty and bitchy for like, five minutes after someone literally tried to kill her last night? No? All sympathy evaporated? Charming.

"I told him to leave at curfew," she sighs, giving Scorpius a look that says this is all your fault. "But no. I think he was put out because he didn't get the chance to be properly heroic and had to show me up."

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There was a lull in the conversation with the Italians and they were mostly paying attention to what Yvette was saying anyway, so it's not rude for Scorpius to grin and say, "Absolutely. Nothing to do with the stab wound in your gut and the way you would have absolutely become mal food overnight, shields or no shields, if you'd been on your own."

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"Your presence past curfew attracted more of them than the smell of blood would have, you just wanted to get the chance to kill as many mals as possible, and you're using being heroic as your excuse."

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    "Is that how thankful you are that he saved your life?" wonders Cora.

"She's just bitter she didn't get the chance to show off having killed the mals that would have come for her anyway. Because of the stab wound. Which she keeps ignoring." He is glaring pointedly at her but it is... clearly filled with affection.

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"It's irrelevant in the grand scheme of things, and the only major life change that came about from it is that I might want to keep away from bikinis in the future," she sniffs.

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Chloe, from the New York enclave, arrives looking frazzled. Not to sit, just to interrogate, apparently.

"Scorpius," she interrupts, plaintively. "What happened? Westing's burnt shoes are outside of her," she points at Yvette, "broken door, again, and now you're sitting with her???"

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"Gossip's slow today, it seems," he mutters mostly to himself with a half smile. "Westing was a maleficer, killed Luisa, I told him to shape up or else, he decided to go for 'or else' and try to kill Yvette. She killed him, but he stabbed her, so we spent the night together cosily killing maleficaria all night. Absolutely nothing untoward has happened, you can rest easy."

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"Wh—Scorpius I'm not worried about you sleeping with her I'm worried about—!" she begins, and then she actually feels a bit bad saying all of this in front of Yvette herself, and stops. "... Look I'm sorry he tried to kill you," this is at Yvette, "but, but. Scorpius please be careful."

She doesn't say it, but she clearly means 'She's dangerous!'

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Sigh.

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"I'm nothing but careful," he says, placing a hand on his heart, and he can't hold it there for a full second before breaking into a grin. "Seriously, Chloe, I'm fine. It's fine. She's fine."

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".... Okay," says Chloe, hesitantly. She will go back to the New York table. She guesses. While clearly still worried about him and not very reassured.

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And someone else is looking less chipper!

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Would whispering some jokey thing not be welcome? Probably, they're not that close yet. But he wants to do it.

Anyway, now that Chloe knows about it he's sure the whole school will know about it by lunch period at the latest, so that bit of gossip does not need any more flame fanning. "How are you healing up, by the way?" Scorpius asks instead.

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“Well enough, for only having been stabbed yesterday,” she says, attempting to cheer back up again. “No gushing blood, or anything, so I’ll thank you to not attempt a repeat of last night.”

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    Natalya looks between the two of them and raises an eyebrow. "Nothing untoward, huh?"

"I'm sure she just means the part where we fought many mals all night long."

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“I do,” she snorts. “Gut wounds are not very conducive to canoodling. Besides, we see how well the last person to flirt with me went.”

Which is to say: Westing, and also sort of Scorpius himself, pushing her out of her comfort zone. But mostly she’s thinking of Westing.

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"No mal hunting for you today," Scorpius agrees, and this time he is being a hypocrite because last time he got stabbed he absolutely went off hunting mals again the next day. It was not a great idea at the time but he would do it again, he knows himself well enough to know that.

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“My heart! It breaks.” It doesn’t, really, mostly she just wants to sleep. But she has classes, homework, and monsters trying to kill her, so not going mal hunting is about the best break she’ll get.

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They don't really get sick days, here, anyway. Staying in sick is just begging to have mals decide you're easy pickings and come knocking. They can almost literally smell weakness. And that's not to mention that they are in fact taught the very tools for survival they need in class, even History class teaches some spells you can't get anywhere else, so skipping them is not recommended unless you are very sure of what you're doing and have a very good reason for it.

The juniors finish eating at approximately the same time, as they've been training to do since at least induction nearly three years ago, and start getting up at approximately the same time. Scorpius offers Yvette a hand, because dignity or no dignity she has in fact been stabbed as he would like her to not forget.

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"I'll be okay," she assures, but... yes okay, she'll accept the hand. She guesses. Grumpily. "Stop fussing," she adds, to preserve her dignity.

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"It's not fussing, I told you I was going to help you with what you needed at least for today and so I'm gonna."

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"It's absolutely fussing. I'll be fine."

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"Maybe my bar is higher than that."

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Class though right they need to stop flirting to get to class.

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Yes. Yvette just was not looking forward to the long walk to class, though, so she was distracting herself. But yes, class. And it shouldn't even be hard to find people to walk with like this. Right?

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...is she under the impression Scorpius is not helping her with that, too, regardless of what actual class he has?

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...

Fine. But she'll glare at him about it.

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Whyyyyy is Yvette glaring at Scorpius Lake that is such a bad idea.

...she thinks. Or thought. Scorpius Lake seems to be reacting the opposite of how Liu expected him to react, it's almost like he likes it, maybe that's why he likes mals so much and she will stop speculating about what Scorpius Lake is into right this second yep.

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It does seem to be a friendly kind of glaring? Performative grumpiness, not actually hostile.

But yes, it's kind of weird.

Regardless! Class! (Ow.)

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Scorpius drops them off, waves, and skips away, looking far too chipper for—anyone—at this place.

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This is weird and she feels weird about it, but. ... Okay???

He's going to show up again after class to escort her some more, isn't he. She feels even weirder about that. He might be pushing her comfort levels again??? She has no idea, how does... friendship work. Probably he's traumatized by his last friend dying in front of him and wants Specifically Not That?

This is hard. She's just... going to focus on class. Okay? Okay.

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At the end of class, before the bell actually rings and the doors actually open, one of the Paris enclavers who has never given her the time of day walks up to her trying to look casual. "Hey," she says in French. "Yvette, right? I'm Evelynne." She offers a hand for Yvette to shake.

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What could possibly be motivating this!

She looks down at the offered hand, considers it for long enough to really hammer in her (underground) opinion of it, and doesn’t take it. She then looks back up at Evelynne.

“So I am, and so you are. What is it?”

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—that almost breaks her stride but she was told to expect hostilities. "So, um, we have a French group of spell-trading and revision on Sunday afternoons," she says, lowering her hand. "And you're French, too, right? So I was wondering if you'd want to come."

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“I worry that three years of catching up would be too much of a burden to ask of anyone.” Her smile is sharp. “So I will not. No thank you.”

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Doors open and Scorpius is just turning around the corner to be visible. He gives them a wave from a distance and trots over to say, "Hey Ev, hi Liu, hi Yvette," as if this is just a friendly encounter.

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"Hi," says Liu, still looking wary and very definitely not looking between Lake and Yvette because that would be rude even if they're totally dating.

    Evelynne herself jumps at the address and switches to English. "Lake, hi! Euh, didn't know you'd come here—"

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"Oh yeah I skipped my last class and was just around and decided to come over to say hi to people. Glad to see you're recovering okay, Yvette," he adds, with an amount of casualness that suggests all Yvette did was break a toe or something and definitely not get stabbed. He doesn't linger overmuch, though, and switches to Liu. "We both got math now, right? Want company upstairs?"

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"—sure. Uh, you skipped—"

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"It was just shop and I got my end-of-term project done already, it's fine."

Evelynne... looks very unsure what to do now, between Yvette's cold glare and Scorpius's... whirlwind... and just stands there in silence for a moment.

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Yvette was all prepared to puff up like a cat and hiss at Scorpius for his fussing, because she can take care of herself, thank you, but. Turns out he's not here to babysit her. Just check on her? While pretending to be here for unrelated reasons and confusing the shit out of Evelynne, which is admittedly kind of funny? ... Acceptable. It's more than she's used to, but fine on principle. She'll take it. And despite herself, she's. Glad? That he's checking on her, as long as he doesn't... fuss too overtly and try to baby her?

Feelings are confusing.

She's just going to see about getting to her next class. Maybe finding someone to walk with won't even be difficult, today, if apparently even Paris is talking to her.

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Scorpius offers them a cheerful wave 'bye and Liu has to practically trot, herself, to keep up with him as he leads the way to maths. Evelynne, meanwhile, is left there with Yvette and increasingly aware of how undesired her presence is—Yvette's omnipresent aura of doom is useful like that—and after mumbling a half excuse scurries away as fast as she can without looking too undignified.

But that said, she's right that other people are in fact more willing to walk with her. Even if Lake's infatuations are as flimsy as the wind, they are still numbered and finite, and the fact that she's the current target gets her something.

That, or maybe actually it had something to do with the hot tea. Everyone knows now that Jack Westing was actually maleficer who'd gone as far as killing someone else, here, and it did tug at people's heartstrings that he picked on the poor mundane girl (even if no one had actually lifted a finger to help her when she was still alive). And they now also know that he's tried to kill Yvette, and not only failed but also was killed himself for his trouble. Which implies she is pretty cold blooded, but that's a quality not a flaw in here, and everyone agrees that self-defense is entirely justified. It also implies she is probably not a maleficer? And has rid the world of one?

A mixture, actually, of all of the above is what's going on. Whatever it is, she gets people to walk with to her next class, and they don't even actually exclude her from the small talk, even if they don't go as far as actively requesting her input.

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This is deeply weird. She's too weirded out for small talk, even, and doesn't have much practice at it besides. Everyone that she's walking with probably thinks her silence is haughty or doom flavored or something, but actually it's a mix of social anxiety and still being in a great deal of pain, what with having been stabbed. She will attempt a friendly smile though?? See? She isn't completely mean all the time, it's just the only practice she has is at being mean? Help??

It's... nice?? She guesses?? This is a good time for people to be weirdly not excluding her, anyway, safety in numbers has always been true of Scholomance, and she's injured. Fortunately, ever since about mid sophomore year her strategy's been less 'running away' and more 'kill the fuckers trying to kill her,' so her ability to stay alive isn't that impacted. Just, you know. A bit. But if there are any mals on the way she will happily participate in making them cease existing.

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A small desperate thing does try to take a stab at them—probably its last chance at doing so before some bigger mal ran into it by chance and ate it—but the other kids are in fact slower than Yvette at dealing with it, and look genuinely thankful for her help.

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Huh!

"Happy to kill those murderous little fuckers," she says, genuinely brightly. Wait was that creepy? That might have been creepy. Shit she doesn't know how to not be creepy!

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Ha ha ha yeah those uh little um sure anyway.

To class.

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Shit.

Well. She's trying??

To class. (Sigh.)

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And everyone has lunch after class so they move as a whole nice block that way. Scorpius doesn't show up this time either.

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Good. That'd be a bit much.

But convenient blocks of students dissipate when exposed to the cafeteria, so. What are her seating arrangements looking like today?

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A bit too early to tell when she gets into the queue, but after going through it (and having to dodge the rice pud again and also the eggs are definitely looking a bit too blue) there are, in fact... several people trying to catch her eye, some more hopeful than others.

To wit: kids from the London enclave, including one who seems to be actively waving; kids from the Paris enclave; some loser hopefuls that came with her to the cafeteria from class; and Alexei's group with the Russians and the other Slavic and Germanic kids, although they are still trying to be somewhat standoffish and Alexei is the only one who is really actively also waving. In a subdued Alexei fashion, but still.

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… this is deeply weird.

She’ll go… sit with Alexei? Because he tolerated her before she caught Scorpius’s eye, and she knows what loyalty is? But this is so weird, she has no idea how to navigate cafeteria politics when she’s actually a participant instead of a weird outcast girl looking on from afar.

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They give her space to sit and none of them give her disgusted looks.

Alexei looks down at her general stomach area before looking back up at her face, raising an eyebrow very slightly in a wordless "How are you feeling?" question.

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They also mysteriously have one extra seat open too, right near her. How strange and unexpected.

The concern gets a very slight (and only a little pained) smile, and a tiny shrug. Which is to say: yeah she’s still recovering from a stab wound, and it hurts like a bitch (especially now, after the long trek to the cafeteria) but she’s handling it well enough. She’ll be fine. Probably. She’ll probably be fine. And having people be weirdly welcoming to her is… useful? While injured?

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He nods and turns back to look at the people who were already at the table.

    But Natalya looks at her and asks, "Hey, would you swap for milk? The lower tray was looking weird, I steered clear," while gesturing at an untouched spring roll on her plate.

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(And here's Liu, coming out of the queue and looking for somewhere to sit.)

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“Yeah, sure,” says Yvette, who is unaccustomed to actually having trade offers. This is a strange time.

But she might as well use it, right? She gives Liu a welcoming wave and a smile. Look, there’s an open seat and everything! Not at all saved for someone else!

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...isn't it? Saved for someone else?

But, well, Alexei seems to be fine with it, himself, and, well...

..........

She likes Yvette.

So she'll go over there and ask, "Is this seat taken?" in English.

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"No," he says, also in English, before anyone else can say anything.

And if you're paying really close attention the corner of his mouth is twitching a tad.

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And so she sits, to the visible dismay of everyone else (except Natalya, who maybe looks only very slightly guilty for some reason).

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(Why is Yvette great, he has no idea, but she is, and he wants more of her in his life.)

Scorpius, who's been kind of lowkey watching this exchange from afar, is gonna sit with some Argentinian kids and even try valiantly to do a little bit of Spanish in their direction rather than force them to speak English for his sake, which when the school is always looking for the first opportunity to dump you with five classes of a new language is not just corteous it is downright friendly, even if at least one of English or Mandarin is pretty much mandatory to get in anyway.

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Yvette isn’t dismayed. In fact, she’s the opposite of dismayed. She’s downright bubbly, even, though not really sure how to… engage with most of the people at this table. Instead she can gently entice Liu into small talk about classes, because they’ve ever actually conversed before Yvette drew the attention of the school hero.

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Sure, they can do that.

"Have you finished your artificing project?" she asks, after she's gotten going enough to not really be shy. "What was it anyway?"

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"I have not," she sighs. "It's, um." Incredibly risky and likely to turn evil? "... a dagger."

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"A dagger?" Alexei asks, his first words this afternoon. "Even artificers stay away from it." He remembers belatedly to make his accent thicker then asks, "Why did you choose it?"

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"My other options were significantly worse," she says wryly. And they were, the other available artificing projects were 'cup that poisons any liquid in it' and 'literal bomb,' but the literal bomb could be used against a bunch of mals all bundled together and be safe, and the dagger is, well. A dagger. Technically speaking, it's an athame, meant to stay eternally sharp, cut through many materials daggers shouldn't be able to, to keep the things it cuts fresh for longer than it should, steer itself a bit to find the perfect weak point, and enhance the power of things she uses from, that sort of thing. And, if she pulls it off correctly, cut through magic warding. Which, for the record, she wants to use for cutting through mals, which also sometimes have magic warding, but obviously when it comes to her, everyone will think the worst. A sharp knife is an ordinary Freshman project, like mana batteries, and for her to go for a dagger now, at the end of Junior year, putting actual power and knowledge into it instead of just 'stay sharp,' well. It implies things, about how she will intend to use it for more than just self defense. A knife made by a Junior could do some real damage, and everyone with a brain here knows it. So, sort of alarming to mention as one's end-of-term project. This is kind of why she kept a lid on what she was doing.

But it's bound to get out eventually, and this is the best time for it to do so, so soon after she killed a literal maleficer in self defense and everyone's feeling sympathetic for her. It's not that bad to make a murder implement her Junior year? Right? ... Right???

"And... I could really use something for self defense, if something gets too close to me. Incanter track. You know."

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    "Going to join your new boy on his adventures?" asks Sofia.

Alexei is still frowning, though. "So if you're Incanter Track, then..."

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"I expect I'll need an artificer's help, yes." She gives Sofia's comment the attention it deserves, which is none at all. "And possibly also an alchemist's, but I might be able to manage that myself."

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"And do you have an artificer?"

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"Not... currently, no."

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"Hmm." Chew chew om nom food. "What's it worth to you?"

Which, on the one hand, yes is still framed as a trade, but on the other hand is still an actual offer, clear as day.

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"Well it is my end of term artificing project," she points out wryly, "So quite a lot."

Which is to say: nothing she's going to offer here in the middle of the cafeteria! It helps that furthermore she doesn't actually know!

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"Hmm," he repeats, and doesn't continue pursuing this line of inquiry. They can discuss price later.

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"Do you know any alchemy-track kids who would want to help?"

She's trying to be casual but she knows people don't really......... like........ Yvette, the recent bout of attention caused by Lake notwithstanding. It's probably related to the way being around her feels like everything is about to go wrong, like you were expecting a package in the mail that you were really excited about but when you answer the door there is someone wearing black looking somber instead, and they have a letter, and you're not sure what the letter is but it's not your package and it's probably way way way worse than your package. Like that.

And Liu is sympathetic, or she would be? This kind of aura is what maleficers get after a while, she's been bracing herself for years, but recent stuff indicates Yvette is actually not a maleficer, not at all, and so nothing makes sense anymore.

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"At least one," she says, in a perfect deadpan that does not involve her looking at Scorpius at all, nope. "But the alchemy side of things is pretty straightforward, it's primarily an artificing and incanting job."

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"Okay. Good luck."

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"Thanks! So what about you, are all of your projects on track?"

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"Yeah. I got my shop assignment in English for language credit this time, too, and it's going okay, and my alchemy assignment should be done next week."

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"Oh, well done. Let me know if you need help?"

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She blinks a couple of times then nods slowly. "Sure. But I think I'm fine."

Read: she doesn't really have anything to trade for it right now.

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Yvette gives a sad smile and nods. She hates that the school works like this! She hates it so much!

"Okay," she agrees, anyway.

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Lunch proceeds apace, and the kids around them eventually get over the fact that Yvette didn't bring Scorpius and they don't even try to finish eating before she does.

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This is so deeply weird!!! Does she even have to do any kind of footwork to have company to get to her next class?

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Well, yes, but that may just be because her next class is shop, which everyone who has already completed their end of term project can just skip, Liu included. She will probably need to find the handful of kids who have shop at the same time as her and also still need to work on their projects.

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Oh, good. Blessed normality. She knows what to do with this. Fortunately for her, she keeps somewhat obsessive tabs on who has classes when she does and whether they might plausibly need to go to it or not, because that is how one gets by when one is a ghost haunting the hallways. Natalya is one such person, but Yvette did just mention she was going to shop to make a dagger, as her end of term project, so she should use someone else as her in for getting into the handful of kids. Make it too awkward for people to kick her out after she's already managed to get in, for fear of earning her wrath or whatever it is people fear her for. Ibrahim, maybe? He's probably more likely to tolerate her with her... whatever it is that she has... with Scorpius. She might have to pay in telling him Scorpius gossip, but, well. That's a price she'll pay for (relative) safety to shop class. Even if she'll hate him, and also herself, and the entire world and everyone in it. Okay, this plan decided, so she'll then need to look for an opening to execute it, where is he sitting, has he already started mingling, who are his likely buddies to go along to shop with...?

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Before she can spot Ibrahim, though, Natalya calls her attention and says, "Hey, you're going to shop for your project, right? Do you want company?"

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... what.

There's an awkward pause as she processes this insanity of an invitation. What????

"I," she stutters, off guard, "I would appreciate that, thank you."

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"Ibrahim has shop now, too, and I think Cora?"

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"...yeah."

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"Right. He does." Uh. Um. Well, she did manage to actually find Ibrahim, so, she can in fact assist with this attempt to gather people for a necessary trip. With... her included. As the first person Natalya asked. ????? "I, think I saw him over," and she motions towards the table she spotted him at.

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"Villeneuve!" he says to her once he's joined them, more cheerful than she's probably ever seen him. "I heard about last night. Awful, terrible."

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And people say she's a sadist. ... Admittedly she kind of is, but, look, she points it at mals instead of her peers, that's clearly much better.

Natalya inviting her along early makes some sense this way, because clearly she can be used as a bribe, and it is her job to placate the fanboy. Joy.

"You want a complete play by play of everything that happened, don't you."

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"You know how it is, you just can't trust these rumors. Why don't you tell me all about it on our way to shop?"

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"Fine," she sighs, and then, yes. She will, in fact, give him (and everyone else in their group) the rundown of what happened. While sounding just a fraction dead inside and like she'd rather chew off her own arm. She wouldn't, but it's more about the tactical loss of losing an arm than anything else. If she could avoid this indignity and then also have both arms at the end of it, well. That'd be different. And at least the taste would be a nice change from the transmuted nutrient slurry of the cafeteria.

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It's always great when people have positive-sum trades like these! They are a sufficiently large group of sufficiently powerful people that they don't have any issues with the pair of mals that try to attack them.

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And then they get to the shop room and...

"Did someone set this room on fire or something?"

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One member of the pair of mals gets very firmly stomped on, over and over again, until it is paste, no magic necessary. Her? Getting out latent aggression?? What a silly thing to think, ha ha, she's just being thorough.

..... this is totally the work room that she torched with Mortal Flame, isn't it. Yeah, uh. Yeah it is. Um. She'll just... pretend she has no idea how that happened, how about.

"Probably gives us better odds of slightly less mal ambushes?"

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"Unless whatever did set the room on fire was one of the mals..."

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"Is that... a melted chair? Aren't these chairs fireproof?"

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"True, but that's a pretty terrible ambush, isn't it? Setting the place on fire before we even get here? ... I guess it might have eaten someone else."

She is just resolutely ignoring the comment about the melted chair. Resolutely.

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"Um."

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"Nothing to it. Let's get to work."

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"Yeah." She'll just, uh, get to doing that. She's got a billet to get together; she'd worked out the tricky and finicky alloy ratio and painstakingly gathered the necessary materials, it's just forging all of them together and getting a solid basis to work from. Which of course means that if she messes up here, she'll be screwed and working from a disadvantage from then on. And also Alexei would absolutely notice, and probably be disappointed in her, which is admittedly more motivating than just having a subpar knife.

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Out of everyone in there, Natalya is the one who seems... the least unfriendly. Even maybe a bit friendly, it's unclear. Certainly she's the only one who found no good reason to not sit at a table next to Yvette's.

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Huh. That's strange. But it's fine, and anyway she doesn't care about the petty intricacies of adolescent wizard social drama. She has a billet to very carefully get right. A proper artificer would know how to cheat, or where it'd be okay to cut corners, but since she is not one of those, well. She will have to make up for it with careful measurement and double checking and being very, very, very sure that her alloy is the same composition all the way through.

And also keep a general eye out for mal ambushes. For herself, and also, she guesses, for Natalya, since she's, you know. Right there. Not that she cares.

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No mals attack them this time either. Maybe she managed to burn the mals in the vents, too, or something.

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She had been absolutely aiming to also burn the mals in the vents, because she's nothing if not thorough, so: good. But almost three years in this hellish place has firmly entrenched her paranoia, so even if she theoretically handled it in advance, she will check again.

By the end of shop, she has a billet that she deems acceptable, shaped and flattened into the proper dimensions. It even actually looks like a dagger, now, but there are some finishing touches before the quenching process that she doesn't think she could pull off alone. What with needing to sing to it in Latin, while the thing is getting shaped, and at the same time, do the final preparations for the very specific alchemical oil that the blade will be quenched in. Two things she could plausibly juggle, maybe, but three? Yeah, no. Not if she wants the result to be any good, which she does.

Oh, and while she's here she grabs the materials she needs for her door to be fixed, again, and to make the Sanguine Blossom crystals. Just for efficiency.

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Next up: Maleficaria Studies! This one is shared by every junior so they all have to go.

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Yaaaaaaay.

This does involve taking a massive bag of stuff to Maleficaria Studies, but such is life. At least they have a large group on the way to the class, so she presumably doesn't need to have her hands free in case of ambush.

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Natalya joins the other Russians when they get there.

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And Cora joins Jowani and Nkoyo.

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And Ibrahim joins Yaakov.

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And Liu joins the Mandarin speakers.

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And Yvette...?

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Is in a bit too much pain from the trip to give a shit about the social maneuvering, and has long resigned herself to always being stuck in the front. So, she doesn’t even make an attempt to try to figure out where she might want to sit if she were not a pariah. She will be sitting at the front, near the door, so she doesn’t have to walk very far.

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And oh look someone else is sitting at the front next to her.

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Of course he is. Of course.

“…. Hi,” she says, too cranky to manage anything witty. Gut wounds: do not mix well with fucking gigantic schools, nor carrying things in them.

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"Hello, dear. How did shop go?"

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“I am not your dear,” she sniffs immediately, but yes, fine, she’ll answer the question. “Well enough. The hunk of metal I worked over for ages is nearly indistinguishable from other hunks of metal of similar size, but such is artificing. It will likely do for my purposes.”

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"And you need it for your new blade, yes? An athame?"

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“Has the rumor mill already been busy, or are you just fond of dropping eaves, hm?”

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"Yes."

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“Mhmm. Well, Scorpius, I know neither of us are typical examples, but I am nonetheless quite sure that in ordinary human interactions this goes a bit more like,” and she puts on a fake American accent, closer to Scorpius’s than her earlier mockery of Jack’s, “‘Hello, Yvette! How has your day been? What project are you working on?’ or something.”

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"Hello, Yvette! How has your day been? What project are you working on?" he says, imitating her imitation of his accent.

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“I’ve a half healed gut wound and I go to school here, how do you think my day has gone? And it’s too late now to pretend ignorance, you’ve already played your hand.”

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"I have, yes. And I think at this point we're quite past me pretending that I'm as monomaniacally focused on equivalent trades and everyone else, so, would you like my help as potions-track? I won't be offended or mad or anything if you say no, just..." Shrug.

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"...... Fine," she sighs, long sufferingly. If nothing else, she can make him carry her grab bag of heavy materials for this shit. And she does, admittedly, probably need the help. Instead of doing two jobs at once like a crazy person. Grumble.

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"Cool. After class, if you've got someone to help with the artifice?"

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"Yeah. I'll need to get some things from my room, though, but we can do that mostly on the way." Pause. "..... Thanks."

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"You're welcome, Yvette."

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Great, excellent, the necessary social niceties have been completed now she is going to be paying so much attention to class. And also not being ambushed while paying attention to class. She will not be relaxing just because Scorpius is here, that would be stupid, and furthermore train bad habits.

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Unfortunately this may be the single most useless class for Scorpius because it teaches all the myriad specific ways individual mals can be killed and Scorpius 1. gets given various mal-murdering spells on the daily by the school and 2. has a very good instinct for what does and doesn't work, courtesy of his affinity. Not perfect, he does pay any attention in class, but it's not the same kind of extremely-important know-this-or-die situation other students have got going on.

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Poor, poor Scorpius. Maybe he can have himself a nap or something.

Actually, has that occurred to him. Person who carries the weight of the whole school on his shoulders by himself, not even getting help from his damned enclave?

"...... if you want to nap I'll cover you," she says, sounding very annoyed about it.

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"...I can deal, but thank you," he says, sounding genuinely touched.

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Fine, then she will just go back to actually paying attention in class like a good student, and pretend like there are no feelings here and she is not making any kind of friend or, or, or something!!!!

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There are no f-friends here, b-baka!!!

The mal animatronics don't try to upgrade this time, either, which is downright nice of them, and soon enough it is the end of class.

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Excellent. Then she needs to find Alexei and see if he's up for some before-dinner workshop work, payment to him pending. Oh Alexeeeeeeei, where are youuuu?

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In the same classroom as her, over there. When she catches his eye he tilts his head in curiosity and walks over to her.

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It's so convenient that he doesn't try to flee from her the minute she looks at him. People haven't been doing that much today, but this is a trait she can reliably trust him to have, long term. Look! He even willingly comes over to her! Alexei, she treasures you so.

"Have you thought about what you want from me for my end of term project? Because I have absolutely conned Scorpius into assisting, and now will probably be the best time to get everything sorted."

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...he peers at Lake.

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Who gives him a winning smile.

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Weird.

Back to Yvette. "Do you have an offer?"

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...oh wow Alexei is head over heels for her, huh. That's interesting.

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"Not here in this crowded classroom with lots of eager and gossiping ears!" she says, cheerfully. "We can talk about it on the way to fix my poor door, for the drill?"

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"Hmm. Acceptable."

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Natalya and Sofia tagged along with Alexei and were just over there in the corner eavesdropping but when he mentions he'll be going to the workshop they look at each other and then Sofia walks over to Alexei. "Are you coming to the library afterwards?" she asks in her even-more-thickly-accented English.

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"I do not know. You do not need to save me a seat."

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"...okay."

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"Excellent," says Yvette, who immediately grabs her heavy bag of crap and shoves it in Scorpius's direction. What? He's involving himself, so he might as well carry things. She's not going to make Alexei carry things, see, she likes him.

And off they can go!

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Sure, he can take—

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No. Alexei's taking it.

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"Your hands are more useful than mine."

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"Most of what's in there is yours anyway," says Yvette, agreeably. "Fine if you want to be the one to carry it."

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And as a bonus he gets to do Yvette a favor. Scorpius is starting to feel like a third wheel.

But, well, Yvette does need the alchemy-track help, so, to her room they go.

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And once they are away from eager ears, safely in the gigantic goddamned hallways filled with just the creeping monsters that want to eat them:

"So I don't have particular payment in mind, but you know my capabilities and resources. Mana and the crystals to store it are easy, if you want them. Herbs and plants from my room as well. Incanting assistance of various kinds, having me pick up your maintenance shifts for the next year or assisting with your next major project, a favor hanging over my head..." Why is she suddenly embarrassed to be having this conversation, why is this a thing. She shrugs, awkwardly. "You have options."

It's not quite a blank check, but. ... It's a little bit of a blank check. Or a lot of one.

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"I will think about it. And choose a fair option."

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Or he'll conveniently forget about it, one of those.

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Except somebody probably won't let him, actually.

"I know. And I'm good for it." Which is to say: if he doesn't choose a fair option she will forcibly show up with one and shove it down his throat.

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"Hmm. Your door, then?"

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"Yes, please!"

They get to her room soon enough, and as promised: here is her door, in the terrible state Scorpius left it. Poor thing. At least no one tried to take advantage and break into her room, from what she can see of her wards.

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And Alexei gets to work with it without another word, all cold efficiency.

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That's kinda hot, he's not going to lie.

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Alexei is pretty great!!

Yvette is a pretty good helper, too, and seems to understand the process well enough to set his materials out and hand him the things he needs before he needs them. Also without another word.

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Alexei had honestly been expecting Lake to be more... well, more. They haven't actually hung around each other very often and what little he's seen of the boy over the past couple of days left him with an impression that Scorpius is a lot more wont to butt into things and make noise than he's being right now.

Not that Alexei is complaining, of course. They can finish this work in record time, after he looks over his shoulder and confirms that Scorpius is being useful.

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This completed, Alexei can have his drill. The crystals he'll make for her are pending for her being up for bleeding. Sometime in the future. Because she's not up for it now. She kind of needs her blood on the inside right now.

She gathers the rest of the materials she needs for her project, and they can head off to the workshop.

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"That was very good work, there, with the door," Scorpius says, leading the way to the stairs.

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"Mm."

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"Take the compliment. You're a talented artificer. What's your affinity?"

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"...unimportant."

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"Hokay, sorry for asking, didn't mean to pry."

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"It's fine."

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"You see why I make him carry things," says Yvette, amused.

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"Fine, fine, I'll stop talking," he says, sullenly.

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"You can talk, it's just..." she trails off. "... go less for the throat? Maybe tell him about, hm, mal statistics. Alexei do you want the mal hunter to ramble about mal statistics and how he's changed the magic evil critter ecosystem, from his perspective?"

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"Asking about people's affinities is normal small talk!" he protests, but he can't hide the fact that her suggested topic is more interesting than small talk.

...well, he could, but he doesn't want to.

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Alexei looks between the two of them. "Statistics?"

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"...I actually am not sure what she means by that either," he admits.

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"... there's... there's less little ones? Because less people are getting eaten to feed them. Consequently, the larger ones are getting more desperate, and they're not able to eat as many of the little ones because there aren't enough of them. So they're getting creative. That's what I mean."

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"Oh. That. Yeah. It is not quite that there are less little ones? I don't really know how it usually goes without me around, really, but... there was a change over time. Right after graduation there's a lot fewer mals around in general, right, because the mortal flame cleanses the school proper and the seniors tear through the mals in the graduation hall, and then over the year the mals eat, um, each other, and people, and grow stronger, and by the end of the year only the ones that managed to survive the year are still around so they're all more dangerous, right? But the overall power levels have increased, I think. I can speculate on why but the fact is that Yvette's door was destroyed by a kvenlik and that was the first time I'd seen one in person, I'm pretty sure they just don't show up at all normally?

"Also, uh, there are, um..." Awkward pause. "Seven hundred more kids alive now than a typical June used to go. Before us."

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Alexei looks at Lake with a strange expression on his face.

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"Yeah. Très bien fait for that, by the way. I've noticed less eggs and cocoons to squish, personally." Because she's always been just a little bit psycho about killing them all, okay.

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"You have... kept track of this all?"

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"...I mean, I'm not doing it for the numbers. But, yes, I've been keeping track of the numbers."

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"Mm."

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"Mhmm. There, see, he likes you much better now. You're welcome."

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Alexei blinks at her.

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Stairs: are lit! Much better than last time they went to the workshop, really, it's almost like doing this in the middle of the day isn't bad or anything.

"I shall follow you wherever you lead when it comes to the matters of Alexei's affections, then."

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Now he blinks at Lake.

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Scorpius had never met someone who could blink so communicatively before. It's kind of fascinating.

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"Seduce him on your own time, Lake, I'm not holding your hand through your attempts to... what was the word that was used earlier. Canoodle? Canoodle."

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Okay now Alexei is just looking alarmed. Is Lake trying to seduce him???? He doesn't want to be seduced!!!!!!!

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"I was not trying to seduce you," Scorpius says, trying to sound reassuring. And it wouldn't be reassuring to preface the next sentence with "You're very pretty but" so he doesn't and he just says, "For one we're busy and for two I am very recently reminded of how trying to flirt with people can cross their boundaries and at least while that memory's fresh I'm gonna try being more careful."

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Oh.

...okay?

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"Lake is a bit garbage at proper mutual human connection and is accustomed to filling the void with shallow friendships and flirtations," agrees Yvette, cheerfully. "He doesn't know what else to do, really."

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"Do any of us?"

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"Hm! True."

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"You're going to ruin my image, you know," Scorpius says with the same tone of voice one might use to comment on the weather, were one not in the Scholomance and actually able to perceive said weather.

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"My heart. It breaks. Truly."

She's not even a little bit sorry.

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"Yours won't, Ibrahim's might."

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Oh we're rapid fire psychoanalysing everyone now okay.

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"And that's your problem how? It'll probably be good for him."

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"If I didn't think my image was useful I wouldn't have cultivated it, now, would I?" Here's the workshops, now to find somewhere to do the work.

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"Ah, yes. Peace of mind. Surely this is a worthy altar for human sacrifice, no? Be this thing, always, for someone else, and make no attempt to find an alternative or help him grow as a person."

Finding a place to work isn't too difficult, it's finding a safe (as can be expected) place to work that's a bit more so. Still, she has practice at this sort of thing, and she'll carefully pick out a work station that is far away from the vents, the door, and has a lot of open space around it to let them easily spot anything trying to get them. From there it's the typical check to make sure there's nothing under the table, nothing under the chairs, so on, so forth, nothing will be sneaking up on any of them if she has anything to say about it. And she does.

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"Who has the time to help four thousand kids grow as people," Scorpius mumbles but yeah he'll help with that.

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...are they dating or are they not? This really looks like they're dating.

Alexei does not know why this makes him feel kind of sad.

He has never been one to let his emotions show or stop him from doing anything, though, so while the other two do their obligatory mal-checking procedures Alexei will start cleaning the surface and laying out the materials and instruments.

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"Nobody, sometimes you need to give people space to grow themselves," is her reply, but then yeah they really need to get properly set up, they have a lot to do.

Because this is smithing, that 'a lot to do' is mostly to heat the metal up and then let it cool down again, several times, occasionally beating it into the correct shape. But it's all got to be done properly, see, the timing is a bit tricky and she will be incanting over it at certain parts and meanwhile there's a quenching oil to brew,. Inconveniently, the instructions are a bit jumbled together, not neatly written out for each person doing their part, instead written for what should be done first. And in her handwriting. Sort of like she had been expecting to do all three complicated parts of this by herself.

... Damn, she really should have thought to rewrite the instructions to cover that a bit, she's about to get yelled at for being stupid, isn't she.

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...no? He's mostly just... concerned... that she was planning to do that on her own but now he's here and he can help her so.

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Yeah, no. He kind of wants to be sarcastic about it because of fucking course but also she clearly felt like there was no one she could ask and besides it's not useful to be sarcastic and she'll get defensive. So no yelling.

Scorpius is not really an incredibly competent alchemist, he's passable, but passable alchemy track is still more alchemy practice than what incanter tracks get, and he's pretty diligent. In practice this means he needs to pay more attention to and think more about his job than Alexei does but he executes it well.

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Huh. Okay. This is going pretty well, then? He's mildly surprised.

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Oh. Okay. Well, good. Alexei's a better smith than she is, so it's also going quicker than she'd expected it to, and soon enough she's crooning to the nascent dagger in Old French, about how it'll be such a good athame, yes it will. The actual lyrics are more impressive than that, but that is essentially what she's doing.

Just as Scorpius gets done with the requisite brewing of the quenching oil, he might notice that some kind of web is being carefully woven around them.

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He doesn't notice the web.

He does notice the soft clinking like windchimes as a sirenspider mostly-quietly drops down onto one of the metal tables behind him. He starts turning around with a "Motherfucker" on his lips but he doesn't get past "Motherf" before they can hear a second set of wind chimes. Two sirenspiders. Just their luck.

"Take over for me," he says, grabbing a sledgehammer and turning around to go to town on them.

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.....shit?????? Sirenspiders are bad?????? If they complete their song all three of them will be paralysed and incapable of taking any actions while they become living nests for their eggs and—

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They are really extremely bad, but fucking up a project midway through right when they're about to quench the damn blade that she's reaching a crescendo in her song for is also really extremely bad, so. She'll trust Scorpius to be good at his real area of expertise, and fill in for him. She already knows how this part goes, anyway. It's pretty straightforward.

Blade gets to go into oil at the same time she finishes her spellsong, and now she can see if Scorpius needs some kind of backup or something. Is he fine? He's fine, right.

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Well, there's a whole cacophony sounding like six pipe organs collapsing and he's dancing around the enormous metallic maleficaria's sharp appendages with a manic grin on his face, which is definitely loads better than a non-cacophonous chime-song and a petrified Scorpius, so probably?

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Yeah, he's fine. Instead she gets to checking for a third one. There is not a third one, but there could have been, and it causes her to spot the web they'd set to catch them if they'd tried to do the sensible thing and run. Sneaky little fuckers, aren't they. Well, that's fine, she can murmur something (in Old German, this time) that sets it alight in brilliant violet flame, bright and then gone shortly after.

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"Those were two sirenspiders. Large ones."

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Yes, brilliant observation.

No, he shouldn't be mean. It is pretty surprising to see them this late, usually after their third or fourth molting earlier in the year they settle down in the graduation hall to eat smaller mals and escaping seniors. "Worse mals all around, yeah."

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"A lot worse."

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"Yep."

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"Bright side, though," says Yvette, observing the bits of dead sirenspider impassively, "Bits of larger than we usually get sirenspider that could probably be made into something. You just beat them to death, Scorpius?"

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"Mmhm."

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Alexei blinks and looks at the metallic maleficaria pieces and...

...it would not be unfair to describe the look on his face as greedy.

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"...I'm not gonna charge you for them, Yahontov, you can grab as many pieces as you like."

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"...they sell for very high prices. Hard to work with. But good quality."

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"Yvette, can you convince him that I'm not trying to, to, to do whatever it is people think I'm doing when I'm not being a cutthroat bargain hunter or something?"

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"It would be a good payment for coming down here at all," she points out, reasonably, "and Scorpius needs people that treat him as an actual person and tell him when he's being a dumbass more than he needs favors to buy a bigger chance to stay alive, you know."

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Alexei narrows his eyes.

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"I get mana from killing mals," Scorpius offers.

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And now he widens his eyes.

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"So, yeah, let's pretend I already collected payment and you can just take the expensive materials and do your artificing with them and have a lark."

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"Okay."

He gets to collecting, then, he supposes.

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And to Yvette: "Did you do it? I'm going to be really irritated with these spiders if they ruined your project."

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"What are you going to do, kill them twice? Go down to graduation hall early to find and hunt down their families?" she snorts, but yes, fine, she'll get to pulling her blade out of the concoction it was quenched in and inspecting it.

It is a black so deep it looks a bit like it eats light itself. Normally, this is where it'd need to be finished; sanding it and sharpening it, for sure, maybe trying to make up for any warping that might have happened in the temper if one's particularly unlucky, but. ... This is clearly a magic blade. It does not need sanding, and it does not need polishing. It possibly doesn't even need sharpening, but she's sure as hell not going to test that and give it a taste for its wielder's blood right out of the gate. It needs a handle, and she will make one for it, but otherwise, it looks perfectly deadly. Also, kind of pretty.

"Awww, look at you," she says, cooing over it like it's a child, "aren't you lovely, a perfect shard of midnight..."

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"Oh, she's gorgeous," he breathes, trying not to crowd but looking clearly fascinated.

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"I will absolutely need to make a handle just as gorgeous," she agrees. "And a sheath! You are already so pretty, and you deserve to be dressed up to match, don't you, darling."

For now, she'll carefully wrap it up in dark silk that she absolutely packed for this occasion. What? Start off the spoiling early, all right, and she had it going spare from one of her projects from last year.

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He hesitates for a second then reaches under his shirt for the dagger he has attached to a harness he wears, to show it to Yvette. It's not magical, it's "just" a dagger, but it's clearly been as loved as it could be; the blade is almost mirrorlike in reflectiveness, and an intricate pattern in the shape of snaking vines is etched onto it. It's sharp enough to suggest frequent sharpenings and clean enough to suggest even more frequent cleaning, perhaps as often as daily. The handle is mother-of-pearl and the guard has a single small black gemstone encrusted onto it.

"I have a sharpening and oiling kit," he says, "and could acquire some choice leather for the sheath, if you'd like."

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Alexei's returned from his scavenging trip by now and his breath caught when he saw Yvette's dagger and then caught again when he saw Lake's. Now he's just kind of... hovering. He's not even sure what face he's making, because he has no idea what he's feeling, but he is very very much feeling it very strongly.

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"Mmmm, no, I think I need to find the proper leather myself, you do not get to seduce my athame, thank you. And I can get a whetstone and oil easily enough. But I appreciate the offer." She pats her new dagger, fondly. Oh, Alexei hasn't seen her properly yet, has he, she will shuffle the silk out of the way and show her off to the artificer. What a pretty blade!!!!! Without a handle or a sheath yet, but all of the structure is there, which is what really matters!

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"You will need to be very careful. That will turn on you, if you are not." Then he looks at Lake. "Yours... hasn't?"

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"Of course not. I've had her since I was twelve and I will have her until the day I die if it's up to me."

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"...surprising."

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"Alexei, I packed silk to wrap her in, and didn't want to pick out any kind of handle or sheath material before she was properly put together! Cut me some credit, here. We will get along fantastically, and if we don't it will be entirely my fault, and I will be heartbroken about it."

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"...I know you will."

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"He's worried about you."

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Was he?

..........was he?

Maybe he was.

How did Lake knowhe didn't know.

He really should not be worried about her. Or care about her. Caring about people is a terrible idea in this school. Therefore He Will Not.

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It is such a terrible idea in this school, yeah.

But it's very, very sweet.

She doesn't want to lie to him and say something obviously false like 'I'll be okay,' or something, but. ... But.

"Thank you," she says, very softly, with absolute sincerity, because she doesn't know what else to say to him. Um. Um. ".... Let me know if you need help with the sirenspider bits? I have, you know. Arms. If you'd like help carrying some of them back."

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Oh he was third wheeling even harder than he thought he was. Also that recontextualizes a bunch the way she rejected him so hard. Yyyyeah okay um. To be fair to him he didn't know these two were doing a protracted mating dance. It's very subtle. Well, now he feels bad. He... feels worse than he'd expected, actually. Well, than he'd have expected. He thinks.

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Time to bury those feelings just like every other, resheathe his athame, and get ready to get going, then.

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He looks between Lake and Yvette and shakes his head. "I can carry them if you two make sure I don't die."

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"Not to worry! I won't carry anything in my mouth, which you might have noticed is my main avenue of offense anyway. At least until my pretty athame gets her new handle..."

Which is to say: he does not get a choice in the matter, she's helping him carry his stuff.

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Fine. Sure. They can do that.

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And this whole thing took long enough that after they drop Alexei's brand new sirenspider body parts back in his room it'll be dinnertime and they should go to the cafeteria. Scorpius will keep an eye on Yvette, though, because she was still stabbed and here she is offering to carry shit for Alexei she does not have a drop of selfcare in her body and he can't keep going with that line of thought because the hypocrisy might backlash and kill him.

He doesn't try to make conversation on the way, though.

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She's clearly still not okay, and is also just as clearly still in some degree of pain, but sirenspider bits are actually pretty light! Compared to the, uh, gigantic bag of shit she attempted to shuffle to Scorpius earlier. Which she'd carried from shop, up the stairs, and to the lecture hall for mal studies in the first place. Look, it's, it's better. She's fine. She's fine!

.... But yes she'll, uh, hold the table for them. If it's all the same to them. Yvette doesn't whine, but she does look like she sort of wants to.

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Yeah, that's absolutely fine by them.

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But you know whom it's not fine by?

"Lake," says Magnus Tebow, joining the queue right after Scorpius and Alexei did.

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Chloe follows, looking a little bit nervous, and manages a "Hello," before she immediately gets distracted by another New Yorker asking her a direct question that's rather tricky, actually.

(Is this perfectly timed to give an opening to someone else? Yes. Is Chloe aware of this? Absolutely not.)

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"Hello to you, too. Alexei, this is Magnus Tebow from New York. Magnus, this is Alexei Yahontov, Russian indie. That over there is Chloe but she seems distracted."

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...okay?

"It's nice to meet you," Alexei says neutrally, which is the thing you say, he supposes.

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Magnus looks—honestly kind of confused for a second, but he just gives Alexei a nod then turns to Scorpius again. "Spent the day with your girlfriend again?"

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...girlfriend?

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"Not my girlfriend."

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Not his girlfriend.

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Magnus waves a dismissive hand. "Terminology."

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"Can we not do this here?" Scorpius sighs.

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"Do what? I'm just making small talk with my enclave mate."

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"Oh, are you missing me, is that what this is about?"

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"You spent the night with her. And then you didn't deign to show up at the New York table for breakfast or for lunch, and you didn't go to the library, and now you come to the cafeteria with her again."

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"I thought I told Chloe what happened this morning?"

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"So we're all getting secondhand information through her. We're... concerned, that's all."

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Alexei does not like this person. And is very glad that he's being ignored by this person.

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"You could've told me."

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"That's what I'm doing right now."

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"In the middle of the queue, in public, framing it in a very specific way to the nearby audience..."

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"Not everyone is constantly managing their image and only saying things for the benefits of the audience, you know."

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"You want me to sit with New York tonight, is that what this is about?"

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He smiles. "That would be nice."

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He considers it for a couple of seconds.

"Nope."

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"—I'm sorry?"

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"No. Yvette's holding the table for us and I'm not gonna ditch her," especially when she still has a gut wound and he seems to be the only person who cares (well, Alexei cares) (Yvette herself clearly doesn't, though), "and I've had plenty of meals with you guys, you can afford to miss me for a couple of days."

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Magnus blinks slowly, seemingly thrown entirely off-track by that.

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Yeah, not playing for the audience his ass, Tebow was very clearly trying to corner Scorpius.

"Now if you'll excuse me, we're close enough to the food that I should keep an eye on it for the inevitable mal that'll show up at this narratively appropriate moment."

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What. Alexei looks at the food with some suspicion, and... there does not seem to be a mal there attacking anyone.

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"It was a joke, Yahontov," Scorpius says with a small smile.

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"...you can't just—"

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"The part that was a joke was the narrative appropriateness of cafeteria maleficaria, I am in fact going to be paying attention to the food queue now, thanks ever so."

And he turns his back to Magnus to do exactly that.

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"...hey?"

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"Later, Tebow," he says without looking at him, as it's Alexei's turn to grab a tray and start selecting food and Scorpius is following right after.

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Chloe has, by this point, stopped trying to explain to her fellow why invisibility potions are really difficult to make and often don't even work anyway. (A paint would be better, but still very difficult, and anyway lots of mals sense mana instead of going by sight, so whatever concoction one makes has to account for that, too!) And, uh??? Oh no, oh shit, this exploded in a way she was specifically trying to prevent!!!! She wanted specifically the opposite of this! Damn it, Chloe, do better at making the boys not fight stupidly!!!!!

"Do you have room for one more there?" she attempts, leaning past Magnus to attempt a smile at Scorpius's back.

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Scorpius pauses for a fraction of a second then shrugs. "Do whatever you want, but if you're a dick again I'm gonna be mad."

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"I, wh, again? When was I a...?!" No, no, bad Chloe, this is not doing better at making the boys not fight stupidly, this is getting drawn into also fighting stupidly. "... Sorry, I didn't mean to be?"

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"Unfortunately intent is not the ultimate arbiter of the effects of our actions," he sighs. "Something we should all strive to remember."

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That was too much subtext even for the Scholomance, Alexei is once again kind of secretly happy that his mother mysteriously gave up on the project of making an enclave if this kind of shit is common.

And... they definitely are going to Yvette's table?

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That didn't really answer when she was a dick??? But yes, fine, even if Scorpius is being a prickly lovestruck dumbass he is still in her enclave, so she will, in fact, still follow after him and also sit. At this table. With the mean witch Yvette.

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Yvette couldn't hear the conversation, but she did notice the dynamics of the lunch line. And can see that there are other people she does not like coming to join her. She... doesn't snarl or even give any kind of dirty look, she will instead pretend to be entirely aloof and oh so busy checking for mals.

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Magnus cannot believe they're doing this but it's fine, they're fine. He has a quick conversation with a couple of other NY kids that were with him as well as some tagalongs and they go to the New York table rather than following them.

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"Sorry," says Scorpius, sounding genuinely apologetic. "I got you five spring rolls and two sausages as a peace offering, though.

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Alexei had kind of really hoped Lake would've lost those two and maybe gotten lost himself huh actually he's finding that he doesn't really want Lake to get lost?

Whatever. He sits across the table from Yvette and offers her a helpless shrug as he gives her his share of food offerings for holding the table.

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"Hi!" says Magnus cheerfully once he sits next to Chloe, who's across the table from Scorpius himself. "I don't think we've met. It's Yvette, right?"

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Well, this enclaver isn’t the one that has been trailing after Scorpius for every meal today, blithely insulting Yvette to her face all the while. That does put Magnus in a better position than Chloe, which is not nothing. But on the other hand, he’s being cheerful at her, which is not doing him any favors.

“Hello,” she says, as neutrally as she can manage. “It is.” She already knows his name, of course, but it’s very tempting to make an enclaver squirm by pretending she doesn’t. Eh, she’d rather do that to Chloe, and she already gave that game up by addressing her by name earlier.

“Are you joining Chloe on attempted Scorpius babysitting duty, then?”

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Do you see what she has been having to deal with, Magnus. Do you see.

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Yes, he does.

"Are you feeling any better? I heard you got stabbed."

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But before she can answer that, two other kids sit at the table next to them: another two enclavers, Alfie and Sarah, from London.

"Hullo!" says Alfie, his cheer a lot more genuine than Magnus's. "—sorry, were these seats taken? We should have asked first."

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...Scorpius leans forward, resting his forehead on his hands. This is shaping up to be a lovely meal.

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Ohhhh no. Or possibly yes, if she considers this dinner and a show. It’ll be more entertainment than she’s had in weeks. Then again, none of these enclavers are paying her for holding and protecting the table with the standard offerings of food, are they. So just the show. She’d rather just the dinner. And she’s not really in the mood to watch everyone have enclave politics around her.

“It’s… fine,” she demurs, but she will delicately take a bite of one of the spring rolls Scorpius has forked over, a little pointedly. “Hello.” She should probably answer Magnus, shouldn’t she. “A bit better, yes, thank you for your concern.”

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No. Please. Please come rescue him.

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They look at each other, a bit worriedly, but they do kind of owe Alexei for many reasons, so sure, they'll go sit next to him and away from the enclavers.

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"Oh, hello to you, too, please sit, there's enough space for everyone," Alfie says to them, once again with unforced cheer. "I don't think we've met?"

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"...I'm Natalya, she's Sofia. We're from Russia."

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"Say, Scorpius, what did you spend all afternoon doing today?"

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God, all of the different things people want is starting to make her head hurt. It’d be entertaining if she didn’t expect people to keep poking her to see what she does. Also, the London enclavers seem to be treating this like it’s their table, now, which is incredibly irritating. She burned a bit of incense to keep stray mals away, but clearly she should have just waited for sickening scent of enclaver entitlement to show up.

“Did London have something set up here before I got here? Because it didn’t work to ward off the shrinking crawler that shriveled up from the incense I burned, so whatever you were doing..."

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Alfie blinks, and has the novel realization that he's being told he's been rude. Oh. Huh. He... has been, hasn't he. He'd just been following his usual script, where this would be absurdly welcoming and nice of him, actually. Huh.

"Oh, no, we hadn't," he says, smiling with self recrimination, "I just didn't want to scare off any of your friends. I got a bit ahead of myself, there. Apologies, of course."

And because he does, actually, know some basic Scholomance table manners, he will be the very first enclaver to actually give Yvette food for her table protection services. Well, offer. "An apple's fine, right? I guess you might be sick of them if Lake keeps saving them for you..."

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...... Okay, that's a bit better. Still rude, but he's acknowledging that and even actually apologized. Quick, someone graduate early and check outside for flying pigs, the Londoner enclaver is apologizing. To someone who's French!

"It's all the same nutrient slurry underneath the magic anyway," she replies with a shrug, but she is mollified by his offering and will accept it.

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Scorpius kind of got distracted from Magnus's question by that exchange but since Magnus is still looking at him expectantly he sighs, shrugs, and says, "Shop assignment."

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"Oh, but hadn't you finished yours already?"

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Another shrug, this time not accompanied by an actual answer.

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(Liu emerges from the food queue, scans the tables for somewhere to sit, and pauses when she spots the... table Yvette is sitting at... which now apparently contains suitors from two of the largest enclaves in the world?)

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(Yvette spots Liu in turn and gives a slightly pained smile. You can have a seat here if you really need/want one, but if you have the chance, save yourself, Liu. She does not have control of this nonsense, the enclavers are descending, etc.)

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(...yeah, sorry, Yvette. It's not even her purview, if there are enclavers she'll suck up to that'll be the Asian ones, not New York and London. So she will go sit with some Asian losers instead.)

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...no, Magnus will persevere. "So you went to shop with your girlfriend, then?"

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"Not my girlfriend."

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"I rather brutally turned him down, actually," says Yvette, matter of factly, because actually she's very fucking annoyed about those rumors.

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"You what," says Chloe, stunned.

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"Oh yes. He had a bit too much entitlement about it," she adds, a little pointedly to the various enclavers that are here, being entitled.

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"Yep, that did happen," Scorpius says, cheerfully.

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Oh. Okay.

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......why does Lake look so happy about this.

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"But yes, Alexei and I went to shop with her to help he with her end of year shop project. Speaking of which," to Alexei, "I don't think I ever caught what you had to do for your artificing assignment. Do you wanna talk about it? I always find artificers' projects fascinating, they get incredibly inventive and powerful."

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"...it was a shield sharer."

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"'Sharer'?"

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"Mm. It..." He pauses and looks—thoughtful. Not like he doesn't want to talk about it, more like no one's really asked him about it before and he's having trouble explaining it and wants to figure out how to.

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(Alfie, for his part, now looks absolutely fascinated.)

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.... Okay, maybe this isn't all bad. If it gets Alexei actual good enclaver attention, he has better odds for making it out of this place.

It also means that probably she'll stop seeing him regularly, since he'll have better people to talk to, but. ... It's better that he be alive.

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"You use it with a holder," he starts, slowly, "and it has to be paired with smaller versions other people are wearing. They... communicate with each other. And decide who should be using the shield. Or if it should be made thinner and used by many. They do this faster than wizards can cast."

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(Wait is that table there filled with losers and enclavers and Scorpius Lake? That must mean there's space for Yaakov and him, right? If Yvette and the Russians are there too?)

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Yvette notices Ibrahim, but doesn't attempt to shoo him off. Even if it's tempting. This will likely equate to Ibrahim and Yaakov allowing her to haunt them, later, and it's not like she hasn't just dropped in on them, so. Sure. Fine. Yes, Ibrahim, you can sit here. On the side that the enclavers are avoiding.

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"Really," says Alfie, fascinated. "You said 'many,' not two, does that imply it can scale to a larger group?"

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(yaaaay)

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"It... can scale arbitrarily, but it cannot cast new shields. Or amplify one. It shares them."

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"'Them'?"

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"It works with multiple shields. ...needs a bit of adjustment to the connective spell."

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(Ibrahim does in fact take a seat but he's too far from Scorpius to really butt into the conversation, unfortunately.)

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Magnus leans back a bit to give Chloe a look. The look says, roughly, "Did you have a plan here?"

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Yes! She did! Well, maybe! They can get a better feel for, for how Scorpius is being manipulated by the witch Yvette! And anyway he didn't have to come with her, he can go if he wants to.

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"So, conceivably you could have each person with a differently specialized shield, and it would be shared between them, going to the shielded that needs the specific type the most?"

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Alfie has an affinity for shields and defenses, if she's remembering correctly. This was absolutely the sort of project that would get him to sit up and pay attention to the quiet Russian artificer, wasn't it. Good for Alexei. That sort of brilliant idea an enclaver can play off of with their own affinity is exactly the sort of thing that gets one scooped up without any further fussing and ass kissing.

If her smile for his good fortune and upped survival rates is forlorn, really, who's going to notice. It's pointed at her meager meal, anyway.

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Who's going to notice, indeed.

Although, for what it's worth, Scorpius is pretty sure she's wrong.

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Who's going to notice, indeed [x2]. Although Natalya is not as good as Scorpius at not letting it show, she's mostly thinking about it from a different perspective. She is, also, very sure that Yvette is wrong, but she has a lot more specific reason to.

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Alexei himself doesn't notice, though, and Alfie's enthusiasm is enough to get him talking. "You could do that, yes," he agrees. "You could also use this to overlay multiple shields of different kinds on top of each other... or maybe use an amplifier to help."

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"So, Yvette!" Magnus says, a bit too loudly. "What was your shop assignment?"

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Alfie doesn't give a shit about Magnus right now.

"Well, sort of. My affinity's defensive magic. Some shields don't always like each other, layering them can sometimes get them to clash and waste power. I think for it to properly work out you'd need to make sure to only have shields that can sit down with each other and make nice..."

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"Heavier than I would have liked," says Yvette, in a perfect deadpan. Really, Tebow? You're so irritated that someone else has the spotlight that you have to ask a question you don't even really care about? Who cares what the shop project of a damned incanter is, c'mon.

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He waits a couple of seconds until it becomes clear that Yvette isn't going to answer his question and then he, he...

...he's really not sure? He doesn't know what happens next, he hasn't been so thoroughly stonewalled before.

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"Magnus, if you and Yvette would like to have a conversation it would be better for you to just go sit next to her rather than cross talk over the boys," says Sarah sweetly, the first words she's spoken since she and Alfie sat down.

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"No, I think I've said about all I'd like to."

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"No conversation works well enough, too," she agrees.

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Alexei managed to not get distracted despite Magnus's most valiant attempts and is still discussing his artifice with Alfie thank you so much.

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...okay. Uh.

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As far as this part of the table's concerned, the only thing that matters is talk about shields and shield sharers. (Testing with different types of shields, and seeing which ones make nice together, maybe actually taking a look at what Alexei has made, if that would be okay...)

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It's honestly not even the worst meal she's had. Conversation wise, anyway. The meals themselves are about all the same level of vaguely horrible, with occasional outliers of literally deadly poisonous.

But yes, Tebow has absolutely made what sort of person he is clear, and so what he will be getting from Yvette is yet more stonewalling. If he tries. Which he might not be brave enough to, many aren't.

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No, he takes the hint, or perhaps his ego is too bruised for him to want to put it on the line again. Either way he mostly gets reduced to sullen silence.

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And since Alfie and Alexei are hitting it off so well Scorpius turns some attention to the Russian girls, Ibrahim, and Yaakov.

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Oh, good. Then Yvette will just... resume being a ghost, then. She guesses. A weirdly sad ghost. Still! Not the most unpleasant meal she's ever had, so. Yay for that.

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Alexei sort of confusedly agrees to meet up with Alfie later at some point to show him the sharer but demurs when invited to do so right now and instead is going to go back to his room. He's honestly feeling a little bit oversocialised, which he doesn't exactly say but Alfie seems to pick up on anyway.

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The enclavers seem to all be going to the library and Ibrahim sort of hopefully trails after Scorpius just in case but chooses to go back to his room too instead once Scorpius clarifies that he'll be going on a night patrol for mals before curfew.

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Yvette will also be going back to her room. She's got some gardening to do, and some herbs to collect. Now that it's the weekend, it'll be prime time to start finding someone to buy a proper damned healing potion off of. The library's nice and safe and good for learning and all, but it's not good for clawing the resources one needs to survive another day. Working through a compost heap made partially out of your own excrement to get quality alchemy ingredients for an alchemy track kid that can churn out healing potions by the gallon? Much, much more worth her time right now.

".... congratulations," she offers Alexei softly, on the way there.

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He blinks in undiluted bewilderment at her.

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".... Yahontov," she says, a little chidingly. "If your sharer is even half as good as London thinks it is..." She raises her eyebrows. "So. Congratulations."

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Oh...kay? "Thank you," he says, quietly.

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Sofia and Natalya exchange Looks and sigh to each other in unison but don't say anything.

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And Ibrahim and Yaakov have mostly just been quietly talking to each other, walking close enough that they're still relevantly a group but not really very integrated.

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God, but Alexei can be dense sometimes. Maybe that's what helps him be a good artificer. Just bang the metal off of the denser-than-an-anvil head and it'd ping into whatever magical shape he wanted it. No, no, that's far too silly to be true.

Anyway, she's quiet the rest of the way back. When she gets to her room, she politely says good night to everyone, and does her usual checks for safety of her room. Then she gets to doing her scut work (well, really it was a worse word than that), with lots of singing to her little alchemical plants about how they should grow big and strong, trickling the faint wisps of mana it's worth sacrificing for a damned healing potion. When she's done, she cleans herself up (and checks for mals) and then gets out her old dagger and sits with it on the bed for a little while. There's sort of another reason why people don't make weapons this late in school. They tend to already have one. And they can get really mad if they get replaced.

"I would love to keep you, if you'd like to stay," she says softly to it, in French. "But I understand if you don't, too. You've treated me beautifully, and been loyal and sharp and wonderfully weighted this entire time I've been in this damned place. And then I went and made another dagger, like the bitch we both know I am." She pats the sheath of the blade, affectionately. Apologetically. It is definitely staying sheathed right now. "But I didn't make you, and I wasn't the first to use you, and. ... It'd be nice if you could find a home somewhere, if you wanted one, with someone else. You could be the disappearing dagger, showing up to help lost freshmen or, or. Something. Or you could stay with me, and I will keep you, and. ... I might pass you on." To a child. Like this one had been passed to her, by her mother. If she ever, ever decided to make that same horrible decision, to bring another child into this horrible, horrible world filled with monsters that were far too real. But she might not. How could she? The best place any child of hers could ever end up would be here. "Um. I'm making a hash of this. Just... you are special and beautiful and deadly and deserve all the best. Wherever that is. And you get to decide."

And then she very carefully places her old dagger under her bed, still sheathed, and takes a little while to coo over her athame and her fixed door, and ward her room, and then she goes to bed.

Her old dagger is gone by the morning. She wishes it well.

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The Russians get up and out at the same time they always do. Weekends are not exceptions to anything for anyone.

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Yeah, fuck that, Yvette is sleeping in. She has offerings from the dubious vending machines of the school, paid for with the weekly token allowance. Are they maybe going to give her food poisoning, because what she's got saved is dried fish from the 80s and an extremely crumbled box of crackers that had been labelled in a language she doesn't speak, and consequently chucked the box of immediately into the void? Yes. That is always a possibility with the vending machine. But she is absolutely skipping breakfast, because she did so much doing stuff yesterday. There will be time for her work later, after she has had some time to be convalescent in bed, doing (well, inventing, then solving) sudoku puzzles to build mana, which is of course a kind of work of its own. Just not the getting up and doing things kind of work.

But that comes soon enough, when she hears someone coming back to their room for something or other before lunch, and she should probably tag along to have safety in numbers and a meal that is of slightly less dubious origin. Then lunch is finding that one alchemist that will grumpily agree to rip her off horribly for her herbs, in exchange for a very garbage healing potion. She is summarily ripped off, because if the loser maleficer-looking girl wants a healing potion, she's going to have to really pay for it, even if Scorpius is currently favoring her or something. Unsurprisingly, it tastes like sawdust and possibly battery acid, but it does seem to help with the pain.

Then it's work sorting out to get her athame in fighting shape. That one's doable by more trading, because a lot of the artificers do keep little hoards of materials instead of trying to make the trip to workshop more often. This is paid for via doing several history homework assignments in exchange for a rather ragged bit of redwood, but underneath the mess it's solid enough for a handle, and a color that appeals to her. The leather for the sheath comes courtesy of a rather large shrike ambushing her on her way back (alone) to her room, and a flaying spell in Sanskrit that she'd never thought she'd actually use. It wasn't even on purpose, it's just that the spell is ten syllables long and that's all she could think to use while it dove at her, because she was still without a damned knife, but she's certainly not complaining now. Curing the leather will be a bit of an adventure, but one she can manage herself easily enough. The shrike's beak gets traded for materials, half of which she needs and the other half of which she can probably trade away for something else that's good. Probably with the help of Alexei, actually, he's always better at finding homes for the strange dregs she ends up collecting in her missions. ... If he has time.

Her athame has a handle and a sheath by Monday. She kind of wants to put more work into both, but it's at least something she doesn't feel jumpy about carrying, which is the really important part. She even got alchemy credit for the mixture to cure the (very delicate) shrike skin, so that's nice. And then, yes, on the Monday in question she'll actually get up at the absurd time of morning the Russians keep like clockwork. Time to see if she needs to find someone else to pawn off her strange bits of random detritus.

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Alexei looks very appreciative of the sheath when Yvette shows it to him. As for the other mal parts, "Same deal as usual?" Which is him taking a 15% cut of whatever she gets for it, a percentage that normal human beings who treat each other respectfully would offer and which therefore no one else in this school offers her.

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"Just how... big was that shrike," Natalya wonders, once again treating Yvette almost like she's a person or something.

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Someone is still turning her nose up at her but so it goes.

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"That would be lovely, thank you," says Yvette, who is immensely grateful that Alexei exists, really. And then... huh, being asked a direct question. By Natalya. This is strange, but she'll answer. "... Almost a meter in wingspan. Yaakov nearly fell out of his chair when I showed him the beak. No idea what he wants it for."

She conveniently does not mention that she didn't actually have a weapon on her at that time, but, well. No need to get into that, hm?

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Her eyes widen and she lets out a curse in Russian.

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"Did Lake take it out?"

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Alexei gives Sofia a... pretty unimpressed look.

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Sigh. "No, Sofia. I did. It came at me when I was alone." Her spell flayed it alive in front of her as it screamed, she could add, but doesn't. It was very messy. She probably should have gone for its bones, too, but with that much fresh meat on offer she wanted to get the hell away. Sort of tends to draw other things that are hungry.

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She blinks. "You took a shrike that big on your own?"

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"I will come back to collect the materials to trade at lunch time. Let us not get late to breakfast," says Alexei, kiiiiind of ignoring Sofia.

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She shoots him a hurt look.

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Yvette nods agreeably, but she can't resist the opening:

"No, it burrowed its way into me and now is wearing my body as its new skin while it looks for fresh prey. Boo."

This is not at all what shrikes do, for anyone that does not pay rapt attention in Maleficaria Studies. They mostly strip their victims to the bone. Really, Yvette was lucky her shrike wasn't in a flock.

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Ugh why is she like this.

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Who knows.

Breakfast?

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Maybe she was born that way, maybe it was the years of trauma and loneliness.

Breakfast!

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Does Yvette want to hold the table again? Presumably she's still recovering from the gut wound.

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She's feeling a lot better, but she can hold it if he'd like, sure. They will bring her coffee, yes? Because if she's table holding at breakfast then they really must be aware that it is required.

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Of course. The Russians go to the queue to get their food.

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"Ah! Alexei!" says Alfie, brightly, from up ahead of them in the queue. He was aware the Russians get here insanely early, so he planned accordingly. He gives a polite goodbye to the people he'd been talking to, and then goes back in line to stand next to Alexei.

"So, I've got several different types of shield holder at London's table, if you want to take a look and see what I mean about how they interact."

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He blinks at Alfie. "We were meeting before dinner?" he says, uncertainly.

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"Oh. Well, yes, I just, erm. Got everything together early. Sorry, did you have plans?"

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"Yvette is holding the table for us."

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"Right, of course. My apologies." He smiles with self recrimination. "I guess I was excited."

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"Mm." Alexei smiles a bit to himself, despite this. "It was no harm," he says, Russian accent as thick as it always is whenever he speaks English with everyone other than Yvette. "We will see each other tonight."

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"Looking forward to it. Oh, mind the porridge, I saw it bubbling strangely."

And that seems to be that.

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Except, of course, for how Yvette is staring at Alexei like he's grown a second head when he returns. The cafeteria isn't very crowded this early in the morning (on a Monday no less). So she actually did manage to overhear what she thought was Alexei... Turning down a seat at an enclaver table?? To come sit with her???? What?

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He does sit with her, yes, not looking like he's aware he's done anything strange. He just wordlessly offers her his food offering as usual.

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Sofia and Natalya don't look surprised, either.

Also, Sofia has decent food offerings for her this morning, too, which is kind of novel; typically she skimps, doing the bare minimum to not be seen as horribly breaching Scholomance etiquette rules.

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??????????

She will accept the food offerings because she is a teenager and these are calories, and coffee, but.

"Thank you," she says, "but it's fine if you want to go talk shop with Alfie?? I'll, you know, sort myself out."

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"No."

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Wait, that's his stone cold no argument broached no. Not a confused 'I don't understand why you are asking this' no, that's just. There's just no getting past that one, ever. But?? But he could absolutely score an alliance with a major enclave for graduation???

"......... okay," she agrees, stupidly, instead of one of her usual clever retorts.

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Liu comes out of the queue soon afterwards, with the South African trio immediately after her; they probably came upstairs together.

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Honestly, Yvette is still too surprised to really properly try to call anyone over, but there is in fact space at this table. It is a strange bright side of her being the one to hold it. Something something she's strange and scary and without Scorpius right next to her to attract people over, they will generally stay away. Nkoyo might be able to find herself and her friends better, but Liu probably can't.

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It doesn't seem like they're particularly looking for somewhere else, though; as soon as they spot Yvette and the Russians they make a beeline for her table.

"Are these seats taken?" Nkoyo asks.

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(And there's Scorpius at the food line fighting something that came out of the porridge.)

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"Wh, uh, no, go ahead," says Yvette, breaking out of the loop of 'no really, why would you do that' that she'd been a bit stuck in. Uh. Food, yes, she should eat food. And coffee, she should have coffee, no matter how much its caffeinating effects are probably psychosomatic.

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"I heard Yaakov talking about the shrike beak you got," Liu says to Yvette quietly. Not too quiet for others to hear, just the quiet that she usually is.

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Oh, good, something to actually react to. Yes, excellent, thank you Liu.

“He did seem very happy with it! It might have been just what he needed for an end of term project. I’ve got some extra leather from the shrike too, if you need it for anything.”

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"I don't think I need it for anything, but thank you."

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"I do," Nkoyo pipes up. "How much do you have and how much do you want for it?"

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This is a surprise, but a welcome one! She can totally work with this.

“A lot of its in strangely shaped pieces, but…”

And then she can absolutely get to working out a deal with Nkoyo, happily explaining what she’d used to cure the hide as well.

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Scorpius walks up to their table while they're discussing the details of their trade, remains of porridge and mal entrails splattered on his clothes and tray much emptier than the other juniors' as a consequence of splash damage from the fight to other food items making them inedible.

"Taken?"

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"—no, not at all," Nkoyo interrupts herself to say.

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"Thank you," he says, sitting down with a slightly heavy whoof and a wince.

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She eyes him and his tray, then sighs heavily, rolls her eyes, and forks over a bit of toast to Scorpius.

“You realize that with what you give them, New York should at the very least make sure you’re fed,” she grumbles, irritated.

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"I'm sure if I sat with them they would," he grumbles right back. "But thank you."

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Nkoyo looks between them and ventures, "Trouble in paradise?"

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Scorpius barks out a humorless laugh. "You could say that."

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“Ah, yes. Conditional calories. A Scholomance special,” she scoffs. She doesn’t say anything further, instead electing to finish off her coffee. If Scorpius wants to talk about it, he can, but she’s not going to drag it out of him.

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Not with so many people around, no.

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...well since that's well and done they can resume talking about their trade?

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Yes, of course, Yvette even apologizes for ‘her brooding break,’ as she puts it.

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And when they're almost done: "... you've got Language right now, right? Do you want to compare Latin spell lists? You have it, right?" Lots of people have it, it's got a huge backlog and many popular spells, so it's a safe enough bet.

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“… I do, yes. And certainly, I’d be delighted. I’ve got a really good one for fire, actually, associated with the Sack of Rome in 410? If you don’t have it already, I’d be happy to offer it up.”

It’s also the same spell she used to conjure mortal flame in the workroom, but it is the sort of spell that depends on how much power you put in it. Put a little, get a lit candle. Put a lot? Mortal flame.

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"...associated with the..."

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"Why do you always get horrifying shit?"

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"Last I heard no one chooses what the school sends them."

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"...yeah we do, we ask the void for stuff—"

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"And you've never had the school send you a spell that didn't help at all but which was vaguely related to what you asked for just because it was more in affinity."

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"...well, yes."

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"We choose what we ask for, the school chooses what we get."

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“The horrifying shit is also very memorable,” says Yvette, mildly. But Alexei clearly had the right idea, time to ignore Sofia. Back to talking with Nkoyo, who seems to have decided that if she kills maleficers, she’s all right by her, even if all of her spells are absolutely psycho.

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Yeah pretty much. She's a bit... shell shocked for a couple of minutes, but the spell does sound really useful.

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Grump. Sofia decides to talk to Cora about something unrelated instead since everyone seems out to get her today.

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And soon enough it's time to go to class. Everyone has track-specific double periods now so the incanters go to either language or creative writing together while the artificers have shop (which to most of them is a free period since they have almost all finished their final assignment) and alchemists have lab (same). That's great for having large groups of juniors all going to the same place, although Scorpius is one of the alchemists who's not going to lab.

"How are you feeling, by the way?" he asks Yvette in a quiet tone as they're getting up to bus their trays.

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“Better. Bought a proper healing potion and everything.”

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"Good.

"...do you, ah, want to go mal hunting again sometime, then?"

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“Sure. Not today, though. I seem to be making friends and I want to capitalize on it.”

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"Absolutely. I'm happy for you."

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“Thanks. And all it took was an attempted murder!”

And then yes, back to her day. Wheeeeee she gets to actually trade spells eeeeheehee!

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When Nkoyo sees the spell her eyes pop nearly out of their sockets. She hadn't wanted to believe it was as good as Yvette's description implied but it really, really is. For something this good she offers Yvette's pick of a major arcanum or two minor. The distinction isn't anything baked into reality, it's just a fuzzy classification scheme that people like to use and quibble the edges of, but Yvette's spell is undoubtedly major and very good even accounting for that.

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Oh, that’s easy. She wants the two minor arcana, please, preferably ruthlessly practical ones! Water distillation if Nkoyo at all has it, actually. She’s been trying for ages to get the void to give her something that’ll purify water, and the school has not been cooperating.

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...really? Okay, Nkoyo feels like she's ripping Yvette off but if she insists.

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"Well, you see, I'm so used to being ripped off that I need to be weaned onto fairness like I'm being taken off a drug," says Yvette, wryly.

She doesn't seem to be acting like she's been ripped off, though. Because she really feels she hasn't been! Distilled water, at last!! Finally, she can be done with her complicated and clunky setup to distill the damn water manually! Unlike, say, cleaning, manually distilling water just to have a decent alchemical base to work from doesn't even earn her all that much mana, it's just not worth the trouble if you have any other option. Just pay up the damn mana for the cheap as dirt spell and do a couple sudokus or yoga poses or something, and you'll have more mana and have spent less time overall on the whole thing. Why yes, she does keep track of what is and isn't an efficient use of her time and mana, why wouldn't she do that.

Honestly, she'll probably be all bright and chipper for the rest of the day.

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Nkoyo is happy to have lunch with Yvette afterwards and force Yvette's presence on Cora and Jowani and have various friends of hers over, including a Zanzibar enclaver she's been courting for a while.

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Alexei has lunch with other artificers but once they're done and have some time before class he waits for Yvette so they can go to her room and grab whatever she has to trade.

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Yvette has the good sense to behave well in front of the enclaver Nkoyo is courting. This mostly involves being quiet, but it counts!

She notices Alexei waiting for her and excuses herself politely, and then they can go.

…. On the way there she’s reminded that he could have sat with London at breakfast and. Feels things about this. What things, you might ask? What a good question, she doesn’t know.

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He doesn't say anything on the way there and seems oblivious to whatever she may or may not be feeling.

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She does, actually, manage to put words to it as she's sifting through the various scattered materials she doesn't personally need.

"... Do you have something against the English?" she asks in Russian that is more heavily accented than his English, when he isn't playing it up. She uses the term 'the English' to avoid obviously poking at any specific enclave where someone might hear, which they might, around the dormitories.

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He turns around to look at the junior hallway, and he's apparently satisfied with what he sees because he walks back into her room, closes her door, and leans against it. "...no," he says, slowly, also in Russian.

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"Then... do you have another you're aiming for, or...?"

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He shakes his head again. "Russia doesn't have any enclaves. Our wizard population is very small."

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She knows that. She also knows that there was an attempt to get an enclave in Russia, and it fell through somehow.

"Right, I just." God, this is difficult, especially in Russian. Russian isn't her worst language (that would be Sanskrit), but it's very definitely not her best, either. "... it's fine to leave me if," and she needs to pause to put the words together properly, "... someone that could get you out of here calls? I won't hold it against you." Because of course, she'd rather he live.

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He shakes his head. "That's not what I'm saying."

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"Then... I don't understand."

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He looks away and folds his arms. "This is hard to talk about.

"I had a twin brother."

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"Oh. I'm so sorry," she murmurs, quietly. It does not take a genius to figure out what happened to his twin.

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"I also had an older brother. They didn't... die together. It was two separate occasions. I almost...

"My parents tried very hard to protect them. And they couldn't. And so my mother decided she was going to make a Russian enclave happen."

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She nods, somber. "I heard about that. And that it... fell through?"

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He nods. "A single person can't make an enclave, but it... was going to happen. What she did was take over the... many groups..." He makes a frustrated noise to himself. "Herding cats. She said once. She did it, she herded them, all the separate ones, they got all the stored mana, the artifices, she worked very hard and...

"They got the spells. They could've made it. The enclave. And they didn't, and my mother never told me why. It was really important to her... to all of them... and they didn't. They decided not to. They had the spells. Still do.

"So she must have had a good reason. Even though my brothers died, and my sisters might also die before they ever get here... making an enclave was not worth it. To her. And I don't know why, and she didn't ask me not to join any enclaves, but she must have had a good reason."

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".... My mother also... there was no making, but she could have joined one. And didn't. I never understood. She said it was because of my father. So... whatever terrible thing is happening, you'll. Risk your life to have nothing to do with it?"

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He nods, without looking up at her. "She must have had a good reason. She lost two children. She might lose me. She might lose my sisters. And if wasn't worth it. I miss my twin every day, and he was her son, and it wasn't worth it. So I will."

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She kind of wants to hug him. Instead she just nods, but then again, he's not looking at her, is he.

"Okay. Well, if you want an ally, regardless of..." and she waves her hand vaguely, unable to manage her typical sarcasm in such a heavy conversation in Russian, "Things, then... you have one. If you want."

Which is a stupid, suicidal thing to offer, to anyone, but also she's a weapon of mass destruction and death in human form, so. She does get certain privileges. Or maybe she's a self absorbed arrogant dumbass who will die horribly as a straggler, left behind on graduation as everyone smarter actually uses the chance they've been given. One of those. She'll find out which.

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He does look at her, then, eyes widening a bit.

Then he nods. "You... you too."

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That earns a little smile from her.

"Thanks. I won't forget. Though we should probably wrap this up soon, for class."

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He nods curtly and then yeah back to business and onto their next class.

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Yep! Back to business.

She does kind of wish she'd hugged him, though.

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Regardless, the next day at breakfast, she drops in on Scorpius regardless of where he is or who he's talking to.

"Hello~!" she says, in the bright voice she usually reserves for tormenting people with her presence, "I've got second period free, if you still want company for mal hunting."

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This morning he's sitting with a mixed group of European kids, including some French ones, and they are not particularly happy with Yvette's presence, and made even less so by Scorpius's reply of "Oh, ma chérie, I would love nothing more. Where should we meet?"

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She beams at the French kids, and winks playfully. Yes, hello. "I'll have just finished up in Language, if you want to cavort through the corridors of our lovely school by yourself to get there. Elsewhere is also fine, if for some reason you aren't utterly insane."

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"You wound me, Yvette! What have I ever done to give you the impression I'm not insane?"

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"Don't worry, you haven't! I just thought it fair to give you a sane option, so any last bastion of sanity within your head could weep in despair. Have a good, non-deadly breakfast."

That last part is to everyone at the table, but it's hard to tell how sincere it is, because: Yvette. But take heart, those who do not believe she has good intentions! She's leaving now. She has other things to do, like swap history assignments with Liu. It's just more efficient if they both write about things they already do know, and then hand each other the papers to turn in. Rather than some nonsense like "do" "the" "assignment" "properly" and research about an enclave they don't know about, as the assignment states. Bad for their mutual knowledge of history? Definitely. But she can learn history after she's not in a damned death school. Hey, the school doesn't care how you get the assignments done, just that they're done. This sort of thing is very normal, here.

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Not to mention how the sadistic school made that count as a language credit by making Yvette's and Liu's assignments require primary sources in languages they aren't respectively strong in, but coincidentally Liu is strong in the languages Yvette needs and vice-versa so it works out tidily.

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And Scorpius is, in fact, by the language hall when Yvette's class is done.

"What a delightful coincidence to run into you here, chérie," he says, cheerfully. "Say, I've been looking for a dance partner; might you be interested?"

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"Oh, but I don't have anything to wear," she drawls, but yes, yes, off mal hunting they shall go. She waves to Liu as she goes.

"You know this will be more efficient if you try to keep the bodies intact, and sell bits of them," she says, after they're properly alone.

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"More efficient? It'll certainly take more time."

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“I’m not so sure. But even if it is: which is better, Lake, killing all of the mals personally, or arming your classmates to defend themselves properly?”

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"That's not a bad point, but on the other hand carrying a ton of stuff interferes with the actual killing very quickly."

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“Not everything valuable from a mal is heavy or cumbersome. A backpack would do wonders without getting too much in the way. Barring that, I bet you could find people that’d be happy to trail after you and carry things. Perhaps a ‘you keep what you salvage’ sort of situation.”

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"...I'm good with the backpack but I am not bringing other people with me. You're an exception due to being a weapon of mass destruction but I am not bringing people with me."

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“…. Right. Of course. Sorry.”

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He looks away for a second and takes a deep calming breath then buries that.

"Anyway, how've you been, how was your weekend?"

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She will absolutely let him retreat from his trauma. Good job, Yvette, he even told you about the inciting incident, and you still managed to trip into it.

"It was good! As you'll see, my athame has a handle and a sheath, though I still want to put in some work on both, I don't know that they're quite worthy of her yet. But I did get some alchemy credit for curing the leather, it's why I'm free to cavort around with you now at all, really."

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"Oh, that's exciting," he says, starting to lead the way to wherever his instincts say they should go. "...out of curiosity, and you can tell me to fuck off if you'd rather, but what exactly does it do?"

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"My athame? Mm. She is very sharp and deadly, and excellent for cutting reagents and herbs - she enhances the power and freshness of living things that she cuts. Among other things that we might end up seeing this morning."

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"Huh. And that was in-affinity?"

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"It was a bit on the edge, but yes, close enough."

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Which is to say, she doesn't want to talk about it, got it.

"Well it's gonna be fun to see it in action. Speaking of action," and he gestures at one of the seminar classrooms over yonder, door slightly ajar and unlit from the inside despite the other nearby rooms being lit.

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She does not, no.

"Quite."

The action in question is nothing really to write home about, some kind of scuttling, many clawed things that might not even have a proper name. Nonetheless, there are a number of reagents she can pick up and pack away. The claws, mostly. She could go for the teeth as well, but they'd be a pain to pull out. Without mal studies having told her what the choice bits are, it's probably not worth the time investment when it could turn out to be near worthless. But claws are quick and easy, especially with her lovely and sharp new friend.

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Weak mals like that prove more exception than rule, though; as Scorpius observed the other day, even when accounting for it being so close to graduation the maleficaria they run into are often bigger, stronger, and more numerous than usual. The sirenspiders and the mimics and that enormous shrike are in good company with everything they run into while on the hunt, creatures both named and not.

Even Scorpius has to break a sweat with them, though it's the kind of sweat of a nice invigorating run more than that of a fight for his life.

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Yvette continues to be mostly support in this hunting quest, but she's very good support. The maleficaria get their escapes cut off, disrupted at key moments to make an opening that hadn't been there, shoved together for his tidy finishers, and her knowledge of specific types of maleficaria and their strengths and weaknesses eclipses his. This includes the best ways to kill them, which often makes the whole thing go faster, but it's particularly useful for grabbing choice bits off of them for use elsewhere. She'd kind of gotten ripped off when she traded away the larger-than-normal shrike beak, in a bid to get her athame treated properly sooner rather than later, but it is becoming increasingly clear she didn't have to worry too much about that. Her satchel is going to be very, very full by the end of this expedition.

Also? She's having fun. This is fun.

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It is. If she pays attention she might catch Scorpius straight-up grinning while slaughtering the maleficaria before he can catch himself and school his expression lest people think he's psycho or something.

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No, no, that ship has long sailed for her, she's just leaning into being seen as kind of psycho, now.

But speaking of things that are kind of psycho: just what the hell is trying to kill Scorpius? Most mals just run, either immediately or when they realize who he is. Even the stupid ones seem to have gotten it into their tiny equivalent of brains that facing Scorpius Lake means death, and there really aren't many stupid ones. Whereas this bit of... what is this, animated bits of metal swarming together? Whatever it, or they are, they're making a beeline for him like it's on a quest for revenge. Which is really very strange, unless for some reason it does have a grudge against him in particular.

".... Lake," she says slowly, after they're good and dead and no longer wiggling with malevolence. "Have you been not keeping up with your homework."

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He turns his recently-schooled grin to her and says a cheerful, "Hmm?"

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He absolutely did not process anything she was saying, did he, he was in happy murder land.

"Because I think that one," and she points at the remains of the metal swarm, "was one of your assignments, animated and come to kill you."

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Now he's processing her words. Still a bit slowly, with a little bit of blinking and looking at where she's pointing and his expression changing to a less cheerful one while the penny drops.

"...oh."

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"Yeah. Are you just... not even getting other people to do your work for you???"

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He opens his mouth then closes it a few times, looking...

...sheepish? Yeah, sheepish is apparently what he's looking like right now. "Um. No. I, uh, do most of my assignments? Or, I usually don't... miss them. I don't know how I missed that one," though now that he's thinking about it it may have been one he got distracted from last week and then... never picked back up...

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“Are you so irritated by everyone genuflecting and doing whatever you want or ask for immediately without actually deciding to, that you just don’t even ask for help, ever. What am I saying. Of course that’s what’s happening.”

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He looks down between his feet and shrugs. "It gets tiring," he understates.

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“I get it, I just. What a waste of resources. You know your,” and she waves her hand vaguely and says the next word with disgust, “alliés have everyone do their work for them so they can take the time to relax? While you accept no help, and save everyone’s lives, by risking yours.”

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"If I asked they'd do it. Or, hell, even without asking... It's not even genuflecting. Not with, with Chloe. Or, I mean, I guess that doesn't contradict, but... I don't want to blame them too much for my shit. They'd be more than happy to help. It's just..."

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"Nothing feels better. Nothing feels better than... than this. Than killing mals, than having all of them trying to kill me, and run, and me killing them anyway, and, and... And if I tell anyone they'll think I am absolutely batshit insane. Gone off the deep end. Dangerous."

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“Ah. And so you must be everyone’s perfect hero, instead? Can never let them in, so they all can be safe and pretend—“

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"No," he interrupts. "No, that's," he runs his hand against his shaved scalp, "that's not what I'm saying. What I'm saying is that I'm not doing this because I'm a hero or, or at least not just that. I'm having the time of my life, here, when I was a kid I used to hear stories about what the Scholomance was like and I was so excited to come here. I'm neglecting my studies because I'm having so much fun killing stuff and then everyone treats me like this shining hero and, and this gives them hope and makes them happy and helps them survive but God I'd be doing this even if I weren't saving anyone. And so I can't, can't ask for anything in return. It's not for them."

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“…. Lake, that’s monumentally stupid, and pointlessly self flagellating. Look, let me solve it. Take various mal bits. Trade them for help with school work. They will thank you for the solid things you have given them, instead of for being something you feel you’re not. Then it’s just… everyone wins. You do what you like, they get stuff that they can use to make themselves stronger.”

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"...I suppose making it a trade would... sidestep some of the ick."

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“Mmmhmmmm,” she agrees, sounding smug.

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She shouldn't act in ways that make Scorpius want to kiss her because she is taken. She doesn't know that she's taken but she very much is and most people are monogamous and he should not insert himself into that.

He nevertheless wants to kiss her.

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"Anyway this is not all to say that I don't want to help people and don't do this for the altruistic reasons, too. I just would be doing it anyway even without those."

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“Yes?” she agrees, a bit confused. “… you realize I don’t have any problem with that, right? What do your hobbies matter if they don’t hurt anyone. This one actively saves lives. What does it matter that you enjoy killing things?”

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He looks away and covers his smile with a hand. "Right, my bad, I'm a bit too used to having to manage my image. Or having that be a priority, I guess."

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She shrugs. “Well, as the reigning queen of having a bad image, of course I don’t give a damn. I’m not sure why you’re surprised, really.”

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"You are as is often the case completely correct. Shall we continue our hunt? We still have a bit before the lunch bell."

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"Sure, if there aren't any other assignments you have due, that you might have perhaps forgotten?"

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"Oh. Um, maybe" mumblemumblemumble.

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"Then, do you think that it might perhaps be a more efficient use of your time before lunch to go to the library, to either do it yourself or hand out mal bits and work out someone else doing it. So that you can then hunt in peace without your own projects coming to life to take vengeance upon you, to stop adding to the number of threats in Scholomance instead of uncomplicatedly removing them?"

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"Ughhhhhh." He sighs. "...there won't be a lot of people in the library. Since they'll be in class. Let's just, uh, keep hunting until the bell and then I," and this becomes a mumble again, "pinky promise I'll talk to people."

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"... I'll accept that. For now. But next time this happens you're getting immediately marched to the library. Or possibly the workshop, if it's another obvious artifice project."

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"Yes, ma'am, it won't happen again, ma'am."

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"Ahuh. I'll believe it when I see it. Or when I don't, I suppose."

And so they can continue their merry mal murder spree! If he's actually going to be taking a cut of the spoils for the sake of paying for homework, then she'll need to be the one to work out who gets what. There's a high level of variance, and he sure doesn't know what is or isn't valuable. The short answer is that while the bits of maleficaria are powerful, all of them are finicky, opinionated, malevolent, and difficult to work with. Still, some things are more friendly than others. Well, less angry and filled with murderous rage, really, nothing is actively friendly. The less murderous bits are the more valuable ones. Since Scorpius does most of the direct killing, and will also need to account for people accepting garbage payment from him against their better judgement, he gets the really nice stuff. She's used to sorting through weird and eclectic junk anyway. Maybe it'll even get his enclave off her back about how she's evil and using him or whatever. Or maybe they've got confirmation bias and will think she's bewitched him no matter what she does. One of those.

Either way, his spoils for the day are: one core from the steambeast they fought, this eye from the crystal gazer, and several stingers acquired from larger than usual crawlers.

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And when it's lunch time they can go leave Yvette's haul in her bedroom and then go to the cafeteria, where Scorpius will (sigh) sit with New York today.

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Poor man. Suffering so.

The rest of her day continues normally, with friendlier-than-normal peers and less of a scramble to find safety in numbers than her typical average. It's nice, even if she's still not used to it. She has more time to do other things. That's pretty nice.

About an hour before curfew, there is a knock on Alexei's door.

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Alexei is nothing if not a quick learner, and the most successful kinds of learners in this school are ones who learn from others' mistakes, so he leaves rather a lot of space between himself and then door when he opens it.

Then he blinks in confusion. "Yes?"

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"I come bearing gifts!" she says, brightly.

The gifts: mal bits.

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He looks down at them then back up at her, frowning. "I will need to evaluate them later," he says, somewhat tonelessly. Because that was a lot of mal bits and where did she even get them?

It didn't take a genius to figure out the answer to that.

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"You don't need to evaluate them ever if you don't want to, actually. You are entirely free to throw them to the void if you'd rather. I did say gifts, didn't I?"

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Huuh??

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She steps in to gently set the collection of stuff on his table, then steps back, smiling.

“Well! I do believe that concludes our business for tonight. Sleep well, don’t let the mals bite.”

And with that, she’s off.

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This is a lot of bits of maleficaria. Or, well, not objectively, it's not like it's a cartload of them, but given how mals are trying to kill you all the time, often in gruesome and sometimes explosive ways, collecting mal pieces is hard. You don't fight Sirenspiders as big as the ones that attacked them in the workshop, you run the fuck away, so you mostly don't get their body parts.

Unless, that is, you are Scorpius Lake.

(To be fair to Yvette she is also pretty competent and good at what she does and he doesn't know what her affinity is but given various pieces of indirect evidence it's probably something that also makes her good at killing mals.)

(Not as good as Scorpius Lake, though.)

And he thinks there is no doubt that Lake was involved in this, given the implied size and power level of the mals that produced all of these bits. He doesn't think anyone but Lake (or a specialised group of five to fifteen seniors) could collect all of these in a single day.

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Yvette said she had brutally turned him down when he, uh, flirted with her? Made a pass at her? Propositioned? He supposes he doesn't know what exactly she turned down but she said she turned him down. And yet she seems still kind of friendly with him? Friendly enough to go on a, a maleficaria murder date??

He is confused and kind of suspicious and concerned.

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What is Lake's game, here?

Alexei's seen him before, and thought he had Lake's number. Always flitting from flower to flower like an overactive social butterfly, never staying anywhere other than New York. Friendly with everyone, friends with no one. Not that anyone is friends here but at least people hang out; Lake will spend a couple of days with someone and then move on. He's friends with seniors and sophomores and freshmen.

(There is very little cross-year socialisation, in the Scholomance, for various reasons such as "physical separation of classes and dormitories" and "anyone younger than you is a lot more likely to die than your peers and you don't want the heartache from getting attached" and the plain old fact that teenagers mature enough psychologically in the space of a single year that they often just don't want to hang out with people of different ages.)

But Lake talks to everyone, he speaks fluent Mandarin despite being American and since you need one of English or Mandarin to get into the Scholomance at all that means he can talk to everyone, and there are four thousand people in the Scholomance and only three hundred and sixty-five days in a year so he definitely can't talk to everyone. And in the couple of occasions when he talked to the Russians he just reinforced that impression, of being someone who doesn't form any attachments, someone who does seem to express genuine interest in your life and care about you except for how he disappears soon after.

(He never forgets a name, though. That is insane. Alexei does not even know all the names of everyone he goes to shop with, but Lake seems to know everyone's names.)

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And then Lake took an interest in Yvette-in-particular and there was a complete change in his demeanour. Or, well, not exactly a change, he still seems like a flighty flake, he's too hyperactive and too cheerful all the goddamn time, not even other enclavers are that cheerful in the goddamn Scholomance (and how is Lake so cheerful when he knows everyone who's died, when he's personally met and known the name of every dead kid in here since he got in?), but he's, he seems a lot more...

...it's hard to pin it down and point at what the difference is, but it feels like there's a difference.

And different things are bad, in the Scholomance. When the son of the future domina of the New York enclave takes such a personal interest in someone like he's taking an interest in Yvette, that's...

Well, most people would be pretty happy with that, that's a very good position to be in if you want to join that enclave, but Yvette doesn't. And furthermore, he's pretty sure Lake's aware of this, so whatever Lake's game is it's not about trying to seduce Yvette into NY (for what? is her affinity, whatever it is, that useful? Alexei thinks it probably is but he's really not sure).

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The possibility that Lake is just genuinely, personally interested in Yvette occurs to him, and... why now? Why her? What changed, what would make him interested in her all of a sudden when he hasn't been interested in anyone for the past three years?

(Oh, he's fucked lots of people, it's made the rounds, too. Kids in the Scholomance are less fussed about this given that anyone might die tomorrow, carpe diem etc etc, but on the other hand most people are far too busy and exhausted to make time for this, so it happens less often than you'd expect. Taking that into account, Lake is the closest thing here to the famous American archetype of the school slut. But he doesn't seem to have emotional flings with people, only casual ones.)

Also, it greatly upsets Alexei that Lake might be interested in Yvette in that way, especially if she's turned him down already, like, that's violating her boundaries and Alexei will not stand for it. Also he's concerned for her safety and emotional wellbeing.

That is in fact the sum total of the reasons he has for feeling bad about this. There is nothing else under the hood. And if there was, it has been long since buried into being forgotten, a skill he's had years to practise.

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So two days later, during the juniors' afternoon work period a little bit before dinner, Scorpius walks up to Alexei in the library and tells him that he has something to trade that he doesn't want others to see.

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A little bit sus but not that sus, so he follows along (and it's easy to feel safe around Lake, knowing that nothing is going to get to him and he is definitely not going to die) and hangs just outside Lake's door, waiting.

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"...come in? It's kind of sensitive."

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...fine. Sofia and Natalya and Nkoyo and Yvette all saw him walk out of the library with Scorpius so if he gets brutally murdered they'll know who to blame. Also Lake spent most of the afternoon with Yvette, too, so maybe this is just more pieces of maleficaria? Alexei is probably not getting brutally murdered by Lake and he should stop being so paranoid.

In he goes, shutting the door behind himself.

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Scorpius sits on his bed and says, "I lied."

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He lifts his hands peacefully. "I knew you were gonna be suspicious if I just said I wanted to talk but I just want to talk."

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"Talk. About what?"

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"Well, you tell me. You've been staring, for the past two days, and after Yvette and I got to the library earlier today you looked like you wanted to murder me."

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"I did not want to murder you," he says, hackles raised.

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"You can drop the fake accent, by the way, I know you speak perfect English."

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He narrows his eyes.

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"Relax, Yahontov, I'm not trying to do, do, do whatever it is you think I'm trying to do. I'm trying to—okay now that I say it this way I guess I haven't been particularly reassuring but I want to reassure you."

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"What do you want to reassure me about?" he says, and he does drop the accent. Or, well, he still has an accent, but not one that doesn't sound like it could be native. Native of where is unclear, it doesn't pattern-match, but it's not an obviously foreign accent.

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"I'm gonna need your help to figure that out! Your face is very expressive for all that you try to keep it cool and you are unusually legible even when you don't say anything but I'm not literally a mind reader."

(This is strictly true but also misleading, because he does kind of have a pretty good guess about what it is Alexei is thinking.)

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"Why are you doing this?"

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"Doing what?"

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"This, this... being friendly. Chummy."

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"I'm always friendly."

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"Yes, and it's fake. Now it's not. Why."

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...okay his guess was not totally right, huh. And Alexei is a lot more perceptive than Scorpius gave him credit for.

"This is about Yvette?"

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"Yes."

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"It's because she is quite frankly amazing. You'd know it."

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"...she turned you down. And she's been the same for three years."

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"Did she tell you what she said to me, when she turned me down?"

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"No."

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"I don't remember the exact phrasing she used, but she said—pretty much the same thing you're saying right now. That I'm fake. That I show everyone the same amount of shallow attention and why should I get anything different from her, why should she expect anything different from me? I am shallow and I want people to let me in without letting any of them in and I ask for unearned intimacy and then I throw people out like used garbage."

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...that does sound like something Yvette would say. Alexei smiles a little bit despite himself.

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This boy is so far gone for her, it's adorable.

"It's not true. But it's... sufficiently close to true that it hurt, a lot. It... resonated. It wasn't literally true but she was right, you were right."

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"Hmm. And you didn't know, or...?" He's very dubious of this. How could Lake not have noticed that he was like that? Alexei noticed that he was like that, and surely Scorpius has been doing this on purpose, so surely this can't have been news.

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"Oh, I knew, but I also... kinda forgot. Or, no, that's not true. It's just, well...

"...it felt a bit like an offer? Like she would be my friend—if I'd actually be a friend and not just, just the hero who swoops in saving everyone and not letting myself be saved in return. I know, dramatic, but still true."

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"And New York?"

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He makes a face. "New York is... complicated. I have very complicated feelings about them. Suffice to say that I'm not actually friends with any of them and would have a hard time doing that because of all the shared history."

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"And Yvette is new."

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"Nnnnnyes but that's not... exactly..." Hum. "Yvette is Yvette. I like her. I like her for who she is, I know you're gonna say that I've only known her for a week but that's not..." He shrugs. "She leaves a strong impression."

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"She does."

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"And it's not just that but people often get creeped out when I point out that I often get more out of interactions with them than they think they're giving me and I can get to understand a lot about a person from very little, objectively. And I want to be Yvette's friend."

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Wanting to be Yvette's friend is objectively correct and it's not Alexei's fault that most people have awful taste and don't realise this does that imply that Scorpius has good taste. Is that what he's thinking, here.

"Mm," is what he says instead.

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"I got a lot more out of your 'mm' than you think you're giving me, as a case in point."

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"...what?"

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"You were thinking that obviously I want to be Yvette's friend, who wouldn't, except for all those shallow people who can't take a teensy bit of maleficer aura that isn't even maleficing it's just rotten luck, and objectively speaking Yvette is awesome and being her friend is a privilege."

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aaaaaa???????

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"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to spook you. ...well, I knew you were going to be spooked and I said what I did in full knowledge of that because I thought it was better than not saying it but if I had a way of saying it that wouldn't spook you I'd have done that instead. I just kind of think you find the inherent content of that kind of spooky."

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"Yes."

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"Do you want me to explain how I got what I got?"

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"Yes!!!" At least if—

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"At least if I try to explain it it won't be a mysterious black box that may be out to get you in strange surprising ways, which are terrifying because this is the Scholomance and anything that is strange or surprising is dangerous," he says, not literally echoing Alexei's thoughts word-for-word but being kind of scarily close to it. "Although I expect I won't be able to explain it to the point where you can reproduce it at home because a lot of it is social intuition and gut feelings that I have no idea how to transfer."

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aaaa.

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"So the thing is, I have little models of people in my mind, right? Well, everyone does, really. You consult those models when you go, 'what would they do?' to predict them, or to try to understand them. And that little model has to make sense, it has to be, like, consistent with everything they've said and done so far. If your model tells you a person would act in a certain way and then they act a different way, that means your model was wrong, and you need to incorporate the new thing into it."

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...okay... That seems all very common-sensical even if it's not really a framing he'd made explicit in his mind.

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"But then that model isn't just for things they do, right? You can imagine what other people are feeling and thinking, even if in only rough or superficial ways. I didn't know Yvette that well at this time last week but now with what I do know it's very obvious to me that she'd chew me out for doing what I had been trying to do. It's very obvious to me that she'd have been hurt. She is a prideful person, a headstrong person, and she is so, so lonely, and she has watched me offer small morsels of attention to everyone everywhere and she doesn't want that, she doesn't want a morsel of attention, she wants someone who really cares for her, she wants something real. She wants someone to deserve her, because she is worth it, she is a person who should be treated like one and who deserves to have someone who wants her. If I don't want her then she doesn't want me. She doesn't want scraps, she doesn't want leftovers, she wants to be, pardon my reference to old songs, the starring role in someone's heart, not just support."

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That doesn't explain anything. Like, yes, Scorpius is right, that is how Yvette is, but... how does he know all of that after just a week?

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"I mean a lot of that is kind of the way she wears her heart on her sleeve, right? Some of that she explicitly said, and—okay so, she dresses well. For the Scholomance, but still. And she has her poison-detecting lipstick. She cares about her appearance, she showers more often than most people, at least most indies. Her room has personality, which lot of enclavers' do but most indies' don't." He doesn't look around at the mostly-bare room of Alexei's to make his point, but he thinks it's been made anyway. "What kind of person is that, hmm, I want to say 'vain' but not in the negative sense, in the sense of—proud of her image, of how she looks, how she comes off—and acts in the way she did when she turned me down, says the things she said? Yvette is the kind of person who does that.

"So now I have a little Yvette in my head that is a lot closer to the real Yvette than she was before last week, and I can consult that little Yvette to try to understand what the real Yvette might be thinking or feeling."

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"...and you have that for me. But we've barely spoken."

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"Your silences are incredibly communicative. Your choice of when to speak is communicative, you mostly don't at least compared to the average. And it's... I pay attention to this stuff. And I have a good memory for it. I knew Yvette must be someone who cared a lot about her image even before we started hanging out last week because of how she dressed. And I'm paying attention to you, and there's a little you in my head, and you really care about Yvette and she's probably your closest friend here, even when counting Natalya and Sofia. You like her, you give her affordances that you don't give others, I would not be surprised if you ended up in an alliance with her, I know it's kind of taboo to mention that but something tells me that you will not mind."

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Okay so Lake isn't literally a mind reader since he apparently doesn't know that Alexei and Yvette kind of... already decided they're in an alliance. The other day. They haven't written their names on the wall yet but...

...wait, are they in an alliance? He guesses they didn't specifically say so but he's pretty sure that's what she meant? Shit now he's second-guessing himself.

...squint. "Are you inferring things about my silence now?"

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"I am!"

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"How."

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"Your face, the way you breathe, your body language, and in particular which part of what I said made you react. Not only were you not surprised when I said I thought you're friends and that you'd be in an alliance, you went thoughtful and then you kind of—went still? Started moving less, or something? In the middle of thinking that. You... were pretty sure you would get an alliance with her, or already had one, except you weren't that sure and now you're... concerned that you're not that sure after all? Part of this here is reacting in real time to the faces you're making, or not making, while I say things."

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He looks away.

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"You thought you had a better poker face than that? Don't worry, I am kind of bullshit at this."

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"Full of yourself." Then his breath hitches—

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But Scorpius starts laughing. "And the little me in your head suggested that I would not take that nearly as badly as most people would, so you felt safe in saying it, and then you realised this was kind of a huge risk for you to take. But it's fine. I am pretty full of myself, it's true."

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He lets out an annoyed breath and glares at Scorpius.

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Oh Alexei is too cute. Now Scorpius wants to kiss him. Wanting to kiss both sides of a will-they-won't-they couple who haven't even admitted their feelings to themselves is a terrible idea and yet he really, really does.

"Anyway. So to go back to your original question, I'm hanging out with Yvette because she was right I don't let anyone in and I kind of want to let her in—have, a little bit—and I'd be lying if I said I didn't kind of want to, um, you know, romantically and stuff, with her, but I'm really not sure how much of that is actual romance and how much it's that I haven't had a friend in forever and maybe I'm just getting those things confused. I do want to be her friend, and I want her to be my friend, and that's all there is to it. And you know her, she tried to bite my head off but she's... she's a good person, and very tolerant of my bullshit despite everything, and she can see that I'm being genuine and she's willing to extend an olive branch.

"Also, hunting mals with her is a ton of fun."

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Fun. Fun. Hunting mals is fun. What the fuck planet is this guy from.

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Wait a minute.

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Scorpius said that he wants to let people in and be their friend and then he just... really opened up to Alexei. Kind of a lot? Does that mean...

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"Yes, Yahontov, I would like to be your friend, too. But I'm not going to demand it, or anything. Once bitten et cetera. I'm going to try to be a friend to you, and hopefully that will be good for you. And if not, well, no harm done, we can't all be friends with everyone, I would know." He stands up. "And the dinner bell is going to sound pretty soon so we should probably go."

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"...right."

Off to have dinner, then.