Wow. Coffee is GREAT. Nie Huaisang LOVES coffee.
His legs won't stop shaking and it feels like he is VIBRATING OUT OF HIS SKIN. His entire brain is going fastfastfastfast.
"I'm Nie Huaisang, and I'm from Shanghai enclave, and I have an older brother-- three older brothers?-- two older brothers?-- an amount of older brothers and my affinity is art and I'm doing language track and I know how to make moonshine and the lady with the coffee sold me a bracelet in exchange for six pictures."
Blink blink.
"My name is Wàrèn Lùsī.* I have one older brother.** We're twins."
*嗢纫琭丝=Increase thread jade silk, not a plausible name for an actual Chinese person but reasonable as a transcription.
**Chinese doesn't have a way to leave it ambiguous whether your sibling is older or younger than you.
"Not besides for the resale value, and I'm not a retailer. My brother and I have spider familiars, we don't have much in the way of spare clothes yet but we plan to get into full production sooner rather than later."
Pause.
"To be clear it's not actually that I have no interest in the fine arts, it's just that I have a much much stronger interest in surviving this place. I'm not an enclaver, I can't afford to sacrifice practicality for luxuries."
"Oh, Waren-guniang, they're going to want to be Jiang Cheng's minion instead because I am going to die and then where would their investment in minioning go? Nowhere! It has to be someone who loves me because then I am irreplaceable by Jiang Cheng. Jiang Cheng is not going to die. He is a cockroach. A very, very angry cockroach. --Or they're going to want to be Lan Zhan's or Wei Wuxian's. Although Lan Zhan never talks and Wei Wuxian is maybe a maleficer so I really think Jiang Cheng is the safe choice here. They'd want to be Song Lan's but I somehow outlived him? I'm not sure what that's about."
"That is weird. Anyway, there--oh hm the Sinosphere does have fewer scrub trash independents than the Anglosphere, doesn't it. If you were from New York then people would be sucking up to you because the number of wanna-be suckups exceeds the number of suckups the high-quality enclavers can use, but maybe it's different."
"Crap. The fact that the Americans get all the seats is going to kill me after all. Do you know any Americans who want an androgynous Chinese useless artist boyfriend, I hear that's very popular there. I can write them poetry. My type is women who are six feet tall and have enormous swords."
Vi notices a bald Asian guy chatting in Mandarin to a bald white girl. They're talking to each other like they don't know each other well, but she's not sure.
"Hi," she says in Mandarin. "Have you guys eaten yet? I've heard some of the food here is sketchy, so I wondered if you had any recommendations." (She doesn't sound at all like a native speaker and she hopes no one's a dick about it.)
"Depends. Are you looking for safety or taste? I am getting things set up so that I can sell my enclavemate's ability to make food taste better but that's still in the works so this is a serious question. Don't worry about nutrients, they're all nutrient paste deep down."
"Alchemy! The safest food to eat is the Brussels sprouts but they're absolutely disgusting. I have never had a Brussels sprout before and I have to say I don't appreciate the experience. --Has it occurred to anyone that the food available here is racist? I'm going to go the next four years without congee."