"You'll never guess my room number," he says from just behind Tony's left shoulder. "I tell a lie, you'll guess it on the first try. Also, situational awareness please and thank you."
"Something is definitely fucking with us but I almost feel safer knowing that somewhere in the causal chain that produces our room assignments, some force or being took the time to play a stupid practical joke." He picks Tony's pocket, baps him gently on the nose with his favourite pen, slides sideways to escape his initial grab, hands him the pen again. "Situational awareness."
"We will alas never have the chance to ask Mother why she chose to conceal me from both her husband and her enclave, but it is what it is. Personally my money's on 'mental breakdown at the thought of her firstborn and her other firstborn having to compete with each other for scarce resources' followed by 'shining realization that she never has to have an awkward conversation with Howard about the world's deadliest boarding school if she whips out a replacement goldfish the moment she sends Tony away', but she did not confide the answer in me before she passed away."
"Huh. You could always take languages and hook up with an independent alchemist, you know, there's no reason to force yourself and waste comparative advantage just for positional. I'll bet you could find half a dozen indie kids with alchemy affinities and watch them until you know who's going to be good before they get a real reputation."
"I have multiple talents! I expect to like alchemy better than languages even though Tony thinks I'm a fool for considering alchemy when my affinity is books. I'd do creative writing in a heartbeat if I expected I could hack it but I don't believe I can, I've always been a better mimic than an artist."
"Ah, of course, that's a different question entirely. Hmm, an affinity for books - that really is almost a shame, it points so strongly towards artifice but you're joined at the hip to one. You could probably make some really fantastic inks, I suppose, there's plenty who want those."