It's been a long night, and it never officially ended. Rather than making it back to her bed, Daphne simply fell asleep on her books as she was studying for finals. If circumstances were different--if it was in fact going to matter anymore what happened to any of the things she currently owned--it would be lucky she wasn't inclined to drooling in her sleep.
"Those aren't minor, you florist's month-old discards." Maybe she shouldn't have provoked the magic thing with the power to fuck with her life so utterly oh well "What--" she wasn't going to ask about the Hermit or the Chariot those could die in a fire "--supernatural powers does the Hanged Man grant?"
"Firstly, that you will become a boy whenever you are exposed to hot water, and become a girl whenever you are exposed to cold water.
Secondly, your body will never experience any negative impact from eating food, even unhealthy food.
Thirdly, you will have the ability to change the coloration of your body.
Fourthly, you will age half as fast.
Fifthly, you will never need to attend to your personal hygiene ever again.
Sixth, you will be able to summon a powerful magical artifact.
Seventh, you may master a single style of dance and vocals, or a single painting and drawing style.
Eighth, you may become experienced at a single form of armed combat, or you may become adept at a single noncombat sport.
Ninth, you may set your age up to five years lower or higher than your apparent age, or you may gain the ability to heal others' wounds once a month.
Tenth, you may gain or remove tattoos or piercings from your body at will, or summon clothing in any style once per day."
"How does the second one work? Does unwanted weight gain count as a negative effect? Does wanted weight gain count as a negative effect? If it prevents weight gain do the extra calories just vanish or do you get a super-liver that stores the excess calories as glycogen instead of fat?"
"The tome, once read, permanently gives you a set of four shadowy, translucent tendrils that defend you against harm, within the limits of their six-foot reach. It also will improve your skill at magic and your general intelligence. As for the monocle, it allows you to see through solid objects and generate harmful rays and orbs of orange light."