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talk less, smile more
we'll explain how f!wei ying became an adopted wen later
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The Wen Sect contingent is approaching the Cloud Recesses, and Wen Chao has a smirk on his face that's even stupider than average for a Wen Chao facial expression. 

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Two Lan disciples stand before the gates of the Cloud Recesses. They look unnerved seeing Wen Chao's approach; the one on the right smiles tersely. "Sir, please present your invitation."

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"My invitation?"

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"An invitation is required for entry into Cloud Recesses. No invitation, no entry. No jade token, no entry. Arriving late, no entry."

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Wen Chao thrusts out a hand to force-choke the Lan disciple, smoke rising from his collar. 

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He gasps, hand flying to his throat. His companion guard starts forward, alarmed.

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One of the other members of the contingent hastily steps between him and the Lan disciple. 

"Cousin, cousin, there's no need to sully your own hands with the likes of such as they," she assures him. 

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He drops his hand, releasing the disciple. "What do you suggest, then?" 

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She bows to him. 

"If you will but give this one a moment," she says, and turns to the wards. Her eyes narrow, and she chews on her lip. After a moment, her hand comes up and she traces a bright orange talisman in the air, which rushes forwards and impacts the barrier at the gate. It ripples and shatters. 

"After you," she says, gesturing. 

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He nods and sweeps past her, giving the Lan disciples an imperious look. "As you can see, the Wen sect needs no invitation to go wherever we please," he sneers. 

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The Lan disciples gape after them in mingled fear and shock, the one on the right still clutching the smoking collar of his white robes.

No one else impedes their path.

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Did the Lan disciples say something about their being late? Well that would explain why all these people are already gathered. 

He breezes in, shoving past the guy who was already at the front. 

"You know, it was unnecessarily difficult to get in." 

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"...The Lan sect apologizes, then, for not having anticipated your arrival. It's only that nobody from the Wen sect has come to attend our lectures for the past hundred years. Are we to be honored with your presence, then?" 

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"Absolutely not. I'm only here as an escort. Besides, how could the Lan sect possibly have anything to teach the Qishan Wen?" 

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How dare he.

She starts fiercely forward, hand gripping Bichen's hilt, but catches herself. Glances at Brother for permission. Let me demonstrate what the Lan can teach him.

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Headshake. He REALLY REALLY REALLY DOES NOT NEED THAT POLITICAL HEADACHE RIGHT NOW. 

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"Gongzi, that being the case--we're here, you've escorted us, you can go now, surely you have more important things to do than loiter around here." 

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"Hn. Indeed." 

As he turns to leave, he grips her arm and says, low and in her ear, "Don't spend so much time having fun that you forget why you're really here." 

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She nods stiffly. 

Once it's only her, Qing-jie and Ning-di, she drops to one knee on the floor and bows deeply. 

"This one apologizes for not having been able to restrain Wen-Gongzi. To defy the will of the main house is not safe for oneself or one's loved ones, in the Qishan Wen sect. Myself, Wen Ying, my older sister, Wen Qing, and my younger brother, Wen Ning, have been ordered to attend these lectures by Sect Leader Wen. We swear that during our stay we shall do our best to follow the Lan strictures and redeem ourselves for this failure." 

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Interesting. 

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Hmmmmm. It cannot be a good thing that the Qishan Wen are here, but it seems as though they at least want to avoid outright conflict. Qiren also wants to avoid conflict. Turning them away feels safest, but ultimately wouldn't be.

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Part of their redemption will be abiding by the protocol of the opening ceremony, as much as they still can after barging in two hours late. Wen Qing motions for A-Ning to hand her their gift, then steps forward to offer the large, polished mahogany box in a bow to Sect Leader Lan. "Please forgive us for the commotion. Wen-er gongzi was not familiar with the rules of Cloud Recesses, but we will learn quickly."

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"If they have spoken truly," says Lan Qiren slowly, eyeing the box like it might explode, "Then we will accept it."

To the extent that they spoke truly, he is saying, the Lan Sect welcomes them. And no further.

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Damn it, she is actually going to have to follow the Lan sect's absurd number of rules, fuck you Wen Chao. She adds this to the bottom of her very, very long list of reasons why Wen Ruohan and his sons Must Go. 

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He accepts the box and eyes the three of them critically. "The opening ceremony is over. You may retire to a guest house. Please be on time to classes tomorrow." 

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She watches them Suspiciously. Lan Zhan isn't going to follow them, exactly, but she is going to eye them judgmentally and make sure they're walking in the right direction without any rulebreaking as everyone files out of the mansion

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No rulebreaking! Only quickly walking towards the guest houses. "You did well," she tells A-Ying in a low voice as they walk. "Uncle should not have sent him along."

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"He really shouldn't have. I'm going to have to actually follow all three thousand rules to be able to operate in any kind of good faith, that arrogant asshole, ugh." 

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"D- do you know what the rules are, Ying-jie? Should. Should we already know what the rules are?"

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"Nnnno, no I do not. Mrrrrngh this is going to be unnecessarily hard, fuck Wen Chao." Sigh. "They're probably written down somewhere, I'm gonna ask permission to use the library." 

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"Good idea. A-Ning and I will put our stuff down in a guest house and then make a pass over the grounds. You haven't noticed anything yet, have you?"

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"Well, I might've if I wasn't so busy doing damage control on Wen Chao, we may never know." Sigh. 

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Yeah.

A-Ying gets a sympathetic shoulder pat before they split up.

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She goes looking for the nearest Lan disciple, which...turns out to be the Sect Leader's sister. Who does not look happy. Well, fair. 

She bows. 

"This one requests permission to access the library." 

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Glare. Seems SUSPICIOUS. "Reason?"

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"Finding out the Lan sect rules so as to be able to follow them." 

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"The Lan sect rules were read at the beginning of the ceremony. You were late." Which is Very Offensive no matter how otherwise polite this girl may seem. Lan Zhan is very personally offended that the prettiest girl to ever set foot in Cloud Recesses showed up late.

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"This one would apologize for the behavior of Wen Chao, but an apology implies the intention to change in the future, which Wen Chao lacks and this one lacks the ability to effect. This one wishes to avoid compounding this failing by inadvertently breaking any further rules." If she was going to break any rules she was going to do it on purpose, dammit. "If the library is not available this one will find another way." 

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"Available with supervision."

She turns on her heel towards the library pavilion. The Wen girl can follow if she wants.

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She follows. 

Lan-guniang is so pretty and thinks she's just another arrogant Wen and she can't blame her for that. She can blame Wen Chao for that. Curse you, Wen Chao

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They arrive at the library. Lan Zhan strides directly to one of the tall shelf and plucks out a book with dark blue covers.

She hands the book of rules to Wen Ying without a word and then retreats to her favored desk in the center of the room.

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"Thank you." 

She finds another desk nearby enough that Lan-guniang won't have any trouble keeping an eye on her and takes paper out of her sleeve and starts reading and taking notes. 

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Lan-guniang sits primly at her desk, copying poetry in her perfect calligraphy. She looks up at Wen Ying often through her eyelashes.

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This is SO BORING and Wen Ying can't even flirt with the incredibly pretty girl to break the monotony because the incredibly pretty girl thinks she's lower than dirt. This is so unfair. 

 

Eventually she finishes. She organizes her notes into two piles, rises from her desk, and offers Lan-guniang the book and one of the piles of notes. 

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She blinks at the note pile and then up at Wen Ying. This is for her?

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"Um, in order to get into Cloud Recesses without an invitation, it was...necessary to break through the wards. These are my notes on how I did it and other ways I would have tried if that one hadn't worked. So you can fix the weaknesses I used." She ducks her head. 

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"Sorry.

She hurries off back to the guest house where her siblings are waiting. 

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What the fuck.

 

Why is she smart. Why is she so smart she was already pretty and it was already unfair this is TERRIBLE. And she is using her intelligence to BREAK RULES? Using her intelligence for CHAOS?

But then she gave Lan Zhan notes on how to prevent chaos and protect rule-following. After breaking the wards. On her first try.

 

What the fuck.

 

Lan Zhan's face is very hot (with Righteous Anger, presumably) and she feels like she's been punched in the stomach. She notices belatedly that her fists are clenched; the notes have become all crumpled. This is also Wen Ying's fault. 

She squeezes the crumpled notes tight and storms off to go find her brother. 

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Siblings: haven't found anything. Wen Ning is practicing sword forms. Wen Qing is sorting her medicine kit, occasionally looking up and correcting her brother.

Keep the arm higher during the -- yes, like that. Good. 

Watch your feet. They should be parallel in this stance.

-- I said parallel, A-Ning.

When A-Ying enters, she looks up and smiles tiredly at her. "We didn't find anything, still. Did it go alright?"

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"Yep. They have way too many rules. I have notes on the ones that aren't the kind of commonsense 'don't be an asshole' stuff only the likes of Wen Chao would have trouble following." She brandishes the notes. "Alcohol is forbidden, annoyingly; I've heard good things about Gusu's Emperor's Smile and it looks like I'm going to have to wait to snag some on the way out if I want to try it. Also their sleep schedule is mildly insane. And you can't run. Or yell." 

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"Were you hoping to run around and yell?"

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"Running is very useful for getting from point A to point B in the minimum amount of time, Jiejie!" 

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"Mhmmm. I'm sorry there are so many rules to follow, A-Ying. Hopefully we'll get what we need quickly."

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She sighs. "I wouldn't have minded coming here for real. Lan Qiren is supposed to be a remarkable teacher for all that he's an old fuddy-duddy. Uncle ruins everything." 

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"It's not a bad idea for one of us to attend the actual lecture. That will be better for appearances. You can -- A-Ning parallel! -- you can go tomorrow. There will still be time to search."

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"You're not coming? You don't think it'll blow our cover if we don't all attend the classes?"

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She sighs. "I don't honestly think Sect Leader Lan believes our cover. I think they are going to go along with it as long as we don't make trouble or start obviously doing something else. I am not going to make trouble. A-Ning is a little too young to attend the lecture anyway, technically. I can officially be busy looking after him."

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"Okay. I'll bring you guys notes if there's anything especially interesting." 

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She finally tracks down Brother, and restrains herself from tossing the notes at him. She feels uncomfortably immature, like a child about to throw a tantrum. Lan Zhan never even threw tantrums when she was an actual child; she hates feeling this way.

"Wen-er guniang broke the wards," she tells him, brandishing the crumpled notes. Her face warms further with embarrassment.

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"...Well, that's mildly terrifying. But better than having coerced our disciples into letting them in, I suppose. What's this?" he asks, taking the papers and smoothing them out. 

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"Wen-er guniang made notes," she grits out. "On improving the wards."

Lan Zhan doesn't know the words to adequately convey how terrible this is. Hopefully Brother will just Understand that this is the most terrible thing ever. 

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"...I see. That was helpful of her." 

He skims through the notes. 

 

"Either she is a genuinely good person constrained by a terrible sect leader, or she very much wants us to think she is," he concludes. 

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Lan Zhan looks infuriated by both of these possibilities.

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"A-Zhan, I trust you completely. But I don't think you've ever felt this way before, and feelings like this can be difficult to handle. Please don't say anything unwise in front of the Wens because you have a crush on Wen-er-guniang." 

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WHAT THE FUCK

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"Absolutely not."

She absolutely does not have a crush on anyone and especially not a Wen and especially not a really really pretty and clever Wen who arrived late and broke the wards. That's Absurd.

She has been betrayed. Time to storm off AGAIN.

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The next day only one of the Wens shows up to class, but she is definitely not late and she is very attentive. She takes lots and lots of notes and knows the answers to all the "gotcha" questions Lan Qiren throws at her. 

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Why did she agree to attend this lecture. This is the worst thing that's ever happened to her. Lan Zhan struggles to pay attention in class for the first time in her life, which is terrible. She wants to do well in class, and even moreso she wants to hit Wen Ying.

 

 

And then she wants Wen Ying to hit her back. And then maybe knock her over and sit on her and pull her hair.

Just. Because challenging duels are fun and rare. This is the only reason.

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Lan Qiren is cautiously impressed by Wen Ying, although he continues tossing "gotcha" questions her way. Most of his students seem to be doing well, in fact, except for Nie Huaisang. He is mostly very pleased with the group of disciples.

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She approaches Nie Huaisang after class. 

"Nie-xiong, it seemed like you were having some difficulty keeping up. I was wondering if you wanted help?"

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"Oh, Wen-er guniang!" Hasty bow. "Wow, would you really want to spend all the time to help me catch up? You seem really really advanced, I w, wouldn't want to bore you..."

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"It's not boring! Besides, after the way Wen Chao barged in here like that, it's really the least I can do to be as helpful as I can." 

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“Okay! Can we study somewhere outside? There are interesting birds here.”

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"Sure! I don't know much about birds, can you tell me about them?"

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He would love to!!!

They can sit outside on some rocks on this nice sunny day, and Huaisang can tell Wen-er guniang about birds and Wen-er guniang can tell him about scholarly things! Huaisang really isn't very fussed about learning the scholarly things but this is a fun and friendly way to spend time. He's interested in what education is even like for Wen disciples; it seems even more daunting than the instruction in Gusu or Qinghe. 

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It varies depending on the situation. She and her siblings have had tutors since their parents died and Wen Ruohan took them in. Disappointing their tutors never seemed...safe. At least in Gusu or Qinghe you know that any unpleasant consequences to failure have your ultimate well-being in mind. 

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Insofar as being a good swordsman is actually good for your well-being, sure.

He's heard that Wen Ruohan is really scary! Is he worse than Lan Qiren? Uh, ah - no disrespect towards Grand Master Lan intended. Of course.

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"I'm pretty sure even if I show lots of blatant disrespect the worst Lan Qiren would do is have me beaten, not throw me in a lava pit. Or, like, off a cliff? Whatever the equivalent of lava pits would be here. Or, like, things that are slower or worse than falling off a cliff or into a pit with lava at the bottom without your sword." 

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That all sounds REALLY HORRIBLE, Huaisang flutters his hands about it! "Do- does anyone really get thrown in a lava pit? That sounds like it would be dangerous for -- I mean, everyone involved."

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"I mean, there's like, walkways over them and stuff, you're not gonna end up in a lava pit without someone putting you there on purpose," she assures him. "They're mostly for people who have to report their own failures in person and the failures are bigger than their position within the sect, or for murders of people who are high enough in rank that you don't wanna get caught with their blood on your hands."

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"How often do important people get murdered??"

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"...Define important?"

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"Ahh, important enough that murdering them would get you thrown into lava?"

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"Well, that depends on who's doing the murdering! And it's sort of hard to tell the difference between lavamurder and other kinds of murder that also don't end up with anyone identifying the body for whatever reason and just running away and not getting caught, you know?" 

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"Wow, Wen-er guniang. If there are these many categories of murder that you need to pin down to figure out the right number of important murders, it sounds like -- that sounds like a lot, a lot of murder? In general?" He shudders.

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"Granny says there used to be a lot less murder but Wen Ruohan sucks. Which, can confirm the bit about Wen Ruohan sucking, so I guess it's nice to know that previous Wen Sect Leaders have sucked less." 

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"That does sound nice! Maybe that means there will be nicer ones in a little bit. Oh - oh no, but Wen Ruohan is going to be Sect Leader for a while, isn't he?" He drops his voice to a whisper. "I heard that Wen Ruohan's really powerful."

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"He is, but he's also, like, nuts, so who knows." 

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"Hmmm." Nie Huaisang certainly doesn't know! It would probably be a good thing if someone ever figured that out, though.

Ooo, look at that bird over there. Here are some facts about that kind of bird!

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Ooh, bird facts. 

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It's a nice way to spend their afternoon! And he does even learn some things for class, despite not being particular worried about that.

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Lan Zhan doesn't care at all that Nie Huaisang and Wen Ying are spending all this time together today. She barely even notices. And to the extent that she does notice, she's actually definitely glad to see that Wen Ying is doing something other than sabotaging her home. Nothing but good news to be found here.

 

 

 

Even though Nie Huaisang isn't smart or self-disciplined enough to keep up with Wen Ying, let alone rival her, and Lan Zhan has no idea what Wen Ying would even see in him when she is so much brighter than him and also than everyone else here and actually the only person who performed as well as her in class today and answered as many questions correctly was Lan Zhan and so clearly she's a much more fitting and interesting person for Wen Ying to spend time with -- not that she wants to spend time with Wen Ying, but just, if Wen Ying insists on being here and spending time around anyone it should at least be someone with basic competence--

 

These are uncharitable thoughts. While there is nothing wrong with honest evaluations of a person's academic merit, the Lan sect rules forbid contempt.

The Lan sect rules also forbid pride. Many people assume that Lan Zhan is ever prideful and haughty, but she actually finds the emotion unfamiliar and unpleasant and shameful. She kneels in the courtyard for an hour in penance. The punishment fails to banish either jealousy or Wen Ying from her mind.

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The next day after another class in which Wen Ying continues to ace every gotcha question thrown at her and fidget only a small rules-abiding amount, she ends up hanging out with Jiang Yanli. Jiang Yanli is from Yunmeng, which is very exciting because people in Yunmeng have ever heard of spicy food and Jiang Yanli likes to cook. 

Jiang Yanli's problems are a lot less actually dangerous than Wen Ying's, but she does have some. Like her fiance who prefers to pretend she doesn't exist. Wen Ying drags her off to go scoop up a girl from the Jin sect to interrogate about said fiance. 

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Jin sect girl very cheerfully bubbles away about said fiance! He's really shy about the engagement, it's honestly adorable. He's sort of bad at talking in general, even though he's a really good disciple actually! And she thinks he's a good person. He's just -- sort of a little bad at not being obnoxious to people sometimes! She doesn't think he's doing it on purpose!

Actually Mianmian thinks, in a conspiratorial whisper, that Jin Zixuan is a lot nicer than either of his parents. His parents are just a lot better at the outside part of being nice to people, but she thinks he's better at the inside part! He does actually like Jiang Yanli. At least, Mianmian assumes he does? I mean, look at Jiang Yanli. The odds of anyone not wanting to be engaged to her appear incredibly small. Also he was all flustered when they ran into each other in Caiyi Town, she could tell, it was pretty cute.

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"Oh. That's good. I thought he was--well, I didn't know, really, it was sort of hard to tell. There was a lot of room for hope but also for fear." 

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"I really do think he likes you, Jiang-guniang! I think maybe it will just take him a while to remember that words are a thing you can use to express your feelings to other people instead of, uh, just bossing them around."

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"Oh no. Well, I can be patient, it's not like I'm in a hurry to get married or anything." 

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"Everything you say makes me concerned about Sect Leader Jin. Not that I have room to talk." 

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"Sect Leader Jin isn't - a bad person, really, I think? He's a really good sect leader and he's made a lot of people prosperous and happy. Having a sect leader who can do that is pretty important, I think, in general. But he's -- just -- also. You know. A Way. I think you'll still be happy living in Lanling, Jiang-guniang, it's nice there!"

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"That's good..."

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"What way is he, exactly, I haven't exactly--Wen Ruohan doesn't care much about what the other sects are doing unless it's directly relevant to something he wants, I've had to spend a lot of time keeping him happy, I'm not up on all the gossip." 

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Ahahahaha Mianmian you were really not supposed to talk about this stuff to other sects oops!!!

But also, like, Jiang Yanli completely has a right to know? She doesn't really regret bringing this up, even if she's a little sheepish about it.

"Ah, well. Like -- when I first went to Koi Tower to continue my studies, my sister told me not to, uh, get alone in a room with him? And that's generally pretty good advice for your reputation?"

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"Ohhhhhhhh, that kind of way. Okay, that's so much less worrying than Sect Leader Wen, yeah." 

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"Yeahhh, he doesn't, like, randomly kill people. Uh, no offense. What's Sect Leader Wen like in person?"

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"Well, he doesn't randomly kill people, he kills people who displease him. In person he's--uh, I don't know if intimidating is the right word, but it might be for someone who wasn't me? It's like being on a night-hunt, but with different kinds of weapons and you can't actually kill him." 

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"Wow. That sounds very intense! You're really cool, Wen-guniang, I feel like you must have done so many interesting things already!"

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"Enh, don't look at me admiringly for being able to handle Wen Ruohan. Keeping him happy isn't always compatible with doing the right thing. Like, I can apologize as much as I want, but I still came in with Wen Chao like that, you know?" 

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She shrugs. "I think it still means you're a strong person, and I think it still makes you interesting. You seem like you want to be a good person anyway, don't you?"

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"I mean--I do. But I can't expect people to just believe that, the way our sect has been acting." 

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"Well, I believe you! I think I'm a pretty good judge of character."

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"I believe you too." 

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"Aaaaaaaah you guuuuys." She presses her hands to her cheeks. "I really appreciate it."  

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Friendly shoulder-pat. 

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Wen Ying... sounds like she may actually care about being a good person. And may actually choose to be aware of the moral weight of evil actions that she takes, even under duress?

This is objectively a good thing.

 

This is also objectively terrible. Lan Zhan considers it an important responsibility to monitor Wen Ying and make sure she doesn't go around breaking any more wards, but also - following Wen Ying around is so bad for her health, probably, her head hurts.

Maybe she should check in on other Wens instead. Are the other Wens doing anything interesting or suspicious if she vaguely follows them for the rest of the day?

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Nope! She can follow them around on their walk - they go on lots of walks, but never do anything improper or destructive on them.

Lan Zhan can watch Wen Ning practice archery, and then practice his swordwork, and then get scolded for imperfections in his form by Wen Qing. Wen Ning displays talent for his age, but nothing seems menacing about the practice. Wen Qing's scolding sounds a lot more like an exasperated older sister than a commanding officer.

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Part of her wants them to start sabotaging her sect already so that they can drive them out and she never has to think about Wen Ying again. (Or about her long fluffy hair, or about her laugh, or about the very cute way she blushed and touched her cheeks when Jiang Yanli complimented her, or about the way her eyes sparkle, or --)

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Wen Ying continues to excel in class and to follow the rules even when it makes her physically twitch and to be outgoing and friendly with the rest of their class. Lan Zhan is not the only one who rebuffs her overtures and apologies, and she is politely respectful of their rejection. 

She also attracts a handful of would-be cronies who want to get in with the Wen sect, but after the third time she makes it clear she's not interested in that 

("Wow, if everyone in your sect is like you, Wen-er-guniang, it's no wonder they're considered the highest!" 

"No, I'm a fluke, Wen Ruohan is a madman, don't you have anything better to be doing?")

most of them learn to be at least a little bit subtle about it. She consistently prefers the company of people who actually just like her, anyway. 

She goes on walks too, sometimes with her siblings and sometimes by herself. Jiang Wanyin asks her about it at one point, in a clumsy attempt to change the subject from her interrogating him about his intentions towards Wen Qing, and she says that Cloud Recesses is beautiful and completely unlike Qishan and who knows when or if they'll ever get a chance to visit again, after classes are over. 

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Cloud Recesses is indeed very beautiful! Pretty mountainside, pretty waterfalls, pretty forest. Except -- whoops, looks like this part of pretty forest and mountainside in the backhills is behind another ward. Mysterious.

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Ooh. 

This ward is significantly more complex than the other one but not, like, enough to keep her out. If the outer ward had taken this long Wen Chao would probably have lost his patience and gone back to setting people on fire but fortunately she does not actually have that incompetent hindering her this time. 

Time to go see what they don't want her to see. She strolls along and starts writing down her notes on that one. 

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Here's this very nice bamboo forest with a very pretty and neatly maintained path leading downhill to a pretty white bridge. And there, beyond the little bridge, are pools of clear water in the dappled shade, steam misting above them.

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And here she is in the water, undressed but turned away, hair unbound and clouding in the water around her. She is singing quietly, eyes closed, trying to center herself. Meditation has never been as difficult for her as it has become this week of lectures, but the Cold Spring always helps.

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--Oh. Pretty girl who justifiably hates her. Naked pretty girl who justifiably hates her. Eep. 

Fortunately (no, unfortunately) (down, libido) she's turned away and Wen Ying hasn't actually seen anything she shouldn't. Wen Ying can just shut her eyes and throw an arm over them and back away slowly. 

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Lan Zhan will probably benefit from this decision, but the sticks Wen Ying promptly tramples on do not.

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-- she's going to die. She's going to die. Either Wen Ying is about to assassinate her in the Cold Springs -- fuck, that means she broke through the wards AGAIN, that's -- way more distracting from the imminent murder than it has any right to be -- and infuriating -- 

or Wei Ying is not here to kill her and Lan Zhan will instead die of EMBARRASSMENT and PANIC because oh god she's naked and Wen Ying is right there and they're ALONE and Wen Ying broke through powerful Lan Sect wards AGAIN and now Lan Zhan has accidentally envisioned Wen Ying pouncing on her (for EVIL ASSASSIN REASONS that would be BAD AND NOT GOOD) and the Cold Springs don't feel cold at all anymore oh NO --

This is the exact opposite of the outcome she wanted in coming here this is terrible -- 

She lunges for her clothes because that will make sword fighting a lot more comfortable and because dying naked would be very embarrassing and undesirable and because AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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"I DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING," she yells when it has become apparent that Lan Zhan has noticed her presence. Her arm is still in front of her eyes. 

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"How did you break the wards? Announce your purpose!" She yanks her inner robes on (and does not announce this development, because if Wen Ying ever looks at her again in any amount of clothing Lan Zhan is going to explode).

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"I was going for a walk! You guys's wards are interesting! There isn't actually a rule against it! I have more notes!" she yells, still covering her eyes but fumbling in her sleeve with the other hand to produce and hold out the notes. 

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"I have dressed," she snaps, before Wen Ying can do something like drop the notes into the water. She yanks her robes tight and glowers at Wen Ying. 

"The wards are there for a reason. You should understand the spirit of the rules and not create disorder. What did you design your walk to accomplish?"

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She lowers her arm and opens her eyes but looks down at her feet. 

"I didn't. Design it, I mean. I was wandering around and I found the wards and I wondered if I could get through them and it wasn't against the rules and I was curious and they were interesting and I--I had no idea they would be hiding bathing people but you're right, I have no excuse, wards are obviously meant to hide something." 

She steps forward, ankle-deep in the water to hand over the notes. 

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Lan Zhan slowly reaches out to accept them, eyes narrowed. "What did you design your presence at Cloud Recesses to accomplish?"

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--Lying is against the rules and she promised to obey the rules--

"I didn't design that, Sect Leader Wen did."

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She throws up her hands.

"I just wanted to get out of Qishan for a while and also maybe cement Sect Leader Wen's trust in me some more so when I overthrew him later he wouldn't see it coming. That's what I wanted to accomplish." 

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"Overthrow him?"

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"The man's an evil megalomaniac! Someone's going to take him down, and I'm a genius who he mostly trusts, I can do it sooner and cleaner than anyone else." 

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(She knows she's a genius oh no that's hot.) 

"You are trying to win my trust," Lan Zhan accuses.

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"No? Obviously you shouldn't trust me?"

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"Why tell me that? Any of this?"

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"Because I hate it when people I respect look at me like I'm lower than dirt for good reasons! It makes me feel like I--" 

She breaks off and looks away. 

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"Also, you asked me a direct question and lying is against the rules and I promised to follow the rules." 

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"I," she starts. She sounds unsteady; she doesn't like it. Doesn't like trying to speak when she's this - destabilized. Lan Zhan feels very destabilized. There are -- too many feelings, about everything Wen Ying just said (she promised to keep the rules, that mattered to her, she meant it) but one of the feelings is -- something like pain, that Wen Ying could think that Lan Zhan doesn't know that she is the most terrifyingly brilliant person in the world, that Lan Zhan could think of her like dirt. This must be fixed right away, even if words are difficult.

"I - do not think. That you are --"

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-- and then without warning something yanks her beneath the water and she vanishes from sight, sword and ward-breaking notes and all.

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Alarmed: "Lan Zhan!?"

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Wen Ying has approximately twenty seconds to evaluate Lan Zhan's alarming disappearance before something sharply pulls her ankles and she finds herself underwater as well.

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-- and then not. Wen Ying tumbles downward in a rush of splashing water that deposits her in what appears to be a large, frigid cave. Lan Zhan is already standing there, breathing heavily and blinking water out of her eyes.

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She splutters and rights herself enough to at least be supine and stares around. 

"Lan Zha--Lan-guniang," she corrects herself, "do you have any idea what just happened?"

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She shakes her head, distracted, gazing around in wonder at the cave before them.

Lan Zhan wades forward through waist-deep icewater, eyes wide. In the center of the domed cave rises a broad plinth of white rock, and upon it -- what looks like a guqin.

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Wen Ying stands up and looks around and doesn't touch anything. 

This sure looks like a place where you'd hide some kind of weird magic treasure, but absolutely nothing about this place suggests "Yin" or "Iron." 

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There's a lot to look at! Icicles glitter from the roof of the cave and the cold blue water glitters up beneath it. The pool appears to grow more shallow towards the guqin's platform, lowering to Lan Zhan's knees and then her ankles as she moves forward. Layers of pale, frosted rock build up like rough steps to the guqin and its pedestal - in fact, this shelf of rock reaches the back of the cave and wraps around its edges.

On the rock shelf against one side of the cave shuffle at least a dozen snow-white bunnies, each adorned in their own tiny silk Lan ribbons.

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Something resembling snow begins to drift down in the center of the cave as Lan Zhan ascends the platform. It dusts over her hair and clings to her eyelashes.

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"--Bunnies! In tiny Lan ribbons! That's so cute, oh my gosh--"

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-- !!! Oh, that's very distracting, they ARE cute -- what on earth are they doing here --

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Before either of them can further reflect on the cuteness of these bunnies, a low chord sounds and a glowing shockwave blasts outward from the guqin. The force passes over Lan Zhan like nothing but wallops Wen Ying off her feet unless she dodges very quickly.

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Well maybe she COULD have but when it passes through Lan Zhan harmlessly she doesn't think she needs to! SPLASH

"Urburble," she splutters indignantly, surfacing again. 

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Lan Zhan blinks at her, then blinks down at the guqin and the glittering blue carving inscribed upon it.

"It bears the Lan seal," she observes. "You are unwelcome."

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"Then maybe it shouldn't have GRABBED ME IN HERE." 

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"Assumptions."

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The guqin strikes another chord, as though to rebuke her.

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Down she goes again. Splorfle. Hack. 

"You're right. I apologize. I do wish it would pick a fight with whatever did grab me here instead of with me," she grouses. 

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Well it WON'T. 

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-- this time, Lan Zhan interrupts the chord attack. Bichen soars through the air and plunged downward into the blast's path, dispersing its force in a flash of blue.

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"--Wait wait wait, you shouldn't fight your own sect's stuff for a suspicious Wen girl!" Wen Ying protests. "I'm fine, it's not like getting wet or lying down is gonna kill me!" 

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"Your spluttering is distracting."

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"Oh. Sorry, I'll be quieter." 

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She doesn't re-summon her sword. 

She does circle the guqin and kneel before it, fingers hovering above its strings.

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She floats face-up in the water and tries not to provoke the musical instrument. 

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She strums delicately over the strings and listens to the arpeggio ring throughout the cave.

Lan Zhan closes her eyes and focuses. Her fingers flutter; she plays a few bars of Inquiry. Is anyone out there? Is anything in here?

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This is not the best possible vantage point from which to observe this but it's good enough and holy shit, Lan Zhan looks gorgeous like that. 

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After a moment, the strings ring out notes by themselves, as though plucked by an unseen hand. 

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Something is here. Someone.

She sinks deeper into her meditation, plays on. Who are you?

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A booming voice calls out: "Qishan Wen sect!" 

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"--Hello, yes, what?" Wen Ying asks, lurching to her feet. 

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Her eyes snap open. That's -- neither the answer nor the form of answer she was expecting to receive; she isn't sure what's happening.

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The moment her fingers leave the guqin unattended, it lashes out at Wen Ying to smack her back off her feet.

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She is REAL DISTRACTED. Bloosh. She doesn't audibly sputter when she comes up for air this time though. 

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"Gusu Lan sect!" the voice booms. "Yunmeng Jiang sect! Lanling Jin sect! Qinghe Nie sect! Kill all of the cultivators, and destroy the Yin Iron!" 

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"Wait, what," she gapes, sitting up enough to be able to like talk without actually standing into a position where the guqin could Get her again. 

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The refrain of "Kill the cultivators and destroy the Yin Iron" is repeated several times, as though by a great host, before the original voice says, calmer but still commanding, "Xue Chonghai. Hand over the Yin Iron." 

Voices continue to echo less distinctly. 

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"Hey, Lan Zhan, do you have any idea what that was about!?!?"

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"No. I have never heard of a Yin Iron before." She has risen to her feet with her sword brandished, clearly unnerved.

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"Good," says another voice, this one female and not coming from nowhere. From around a corner in the stone of the cave, a female figure emerges. 

"The Yin Iron is a cursed thing. It is better not to speak of it." 

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"So if, hypothetically, an evil and megalomaniacal sect leader sent some distant relatives of his here under false pretenses in order to steal it, that would be super bad." 

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"--Very much so, yes." 

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She flops backwards splashily, as much as she can from her current position. "Welp, time to start coming up with excuses for why we 'failed,' I guess." 

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A lot is happening!!!

Firstly, one mystery has been at least partially solved. Lan Zhan is still very confused about what the Yin Iron is, and what it has to do with this unexpected cave, and why it has anything to do with Cloud Recess, and why, given that it does have anything to do with Cloud Recesses, Lan Zhan knew nothing about it but Wen Ying — Wen Ruohan — did.

Secondly, Lan Yi is just here, this is — this is all a lot to take in.

Lan Zhan pushes aside the revelations about Wen Ying for now and kneels, bows. “Great Master Lan Yi,” she murmurs reverently. “This one would benefit from your explanation.”

 

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"The Yin Iron was a horrible artifact, created hundreds of years ago by Xue Chonghai, the most powerful cultivator of his time. Why he chose to pursue such a dark path when he already had so much power from benign sources is unknown, but he killed many to infuse a piece of powerful metal with their resentful energy. So much blood was spilled that what was once a highly spiritual place became the Yiling Burial Mounds. It took all the great sects banding together to defeat him, and when they did, they divided the Yin Iron into pieces, each one hidden away separately." 

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"Then a piece is hidden here. That Wen Ruohan desires."

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"It would seem so. Tell me, who are you?" 

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"I apologize for not standing up and introducing myself properly, but your guqin hits me back down every time I stand up. My name is Wen Ying, of the Qishan Wen sect." 

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"And yet you intend to defy your sect leader in this matter?"

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"Being part of his sect doesn't make me blind. Him having more power, especially that kind of power, is bad news. Besides, I'm a distant cousin; I don't owe him any filial piety or anything."

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"I see." 

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"Do Wen-guniang and Wen-gongzi agree?"

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"My brother and sister know my ultimate goals and they're on board with it. Jiejie is more cautious about not taking risks in the meantime than I am, because she has two little siblings to look after instead of one. A-Ning will do what Jiejie says but he's very good. Jiejie won't be happy that I've decided to abort the mission but she won't tell or sabotage me or anything." 

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Those are certainly convenient expectations.

"Qianbei, is the Yin Iron protected?"

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She frowns. 

"Yes, but...the protection is weakening. I have been guarding it with my own power for a long time, but my power is weakening. For the two of you to be brought here at this time...I suspect that if your companion were untrustworthy, she would not be here." 

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"Do you have, like, evidence for that? Because, like, most of my sect is pretty untrustworthy, right now, and it sounds like Wen Ruohan getting this thing would be real bad news." 

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She smiles slightly. "I like to think that my instincts have improved, while I was here." 

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"Can we reinforce the protections? What must be done?"

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Her smile dims. 

"This was the best idea I had, and my time is coming to a close. I'm afraid that may be for your generation to determine."

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She bows. "Lan Zhan will do her best. I promise to protect the Yin Iron and our sect."

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"I'm glad that the next generation has one such as you in it." 

She turns her gaze to Wen Ying again. 

"Young one...come here." 

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"If I try, I will definitely get blasted." 

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She smiles, and places a stilling hand on the guqin. "You won't." 

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She scrabbles to her feet and sloshes over to stand beside Lan Zhan. 

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Lan Yi places a hand under her chin and gazes deeply into her eyes. 

After a long, intense moment, she blinks and the weight of her stare dissipates. 

"Swear," she says, "to me, and to your friend here, that you will never willingly allow the Yin Iron to come into the hands of those who would misuse it." 

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She's not going to swear something the instant someone tells her to, she has to think about it for a moment first, she does not give her word lightly--

But, really, it doesn't sound like letting the Yin Iron fall into the hands of Wen Ruohan or anyone like him would be...at all okay. Ever. 

She bows to Lan Yi and then to Lan Zhan. 

"I swear," she says, "that--as long as I have not been lied to, about it, up until now--I won't allow Wen Ruohan or anyone else like that to get their hands on the Yin Iron if I can stop it. I take my word seriously, I won't pledge it only to find out that this is all some kind of deception and I've been cornered into something I didn't intend." 

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"Do you know to whom you speak?" She hisses, cheeks warming. Such disrespect is... a welcome distraction from how frighteningly sincere Wen Ying is behaving. "Master Lan Yi would not lie."

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"No, I don't know to whom I speak! Because almost everything I learned about the other sects before coming here, I learned through a lens of my tutors caring more about pleasing the megalomaniacal Wen Ruohan than giving me accurate information!"

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"Master Lan Yi was the Lan sect's first and only female Sect Leader." A genius, by all accounts. More clever than even Wen Ying. Surely. "She invented our Chord Assassination Technique. Be respectful."

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She bows to Lan Yi again. 

"I apologize for my disrespect. But I do not amend my oath." 

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Lan Yi covers a laugh, eyes sparkling. 

"Since I'm not lying, I suppose it doesn't matter either way." 

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Hhhh Wen Ying appearing to have Integrity is very stressful. (And not just integrity, is the thing, but this weight behind it, the passion around it, it's -- too much. She's too much.)

"Do you will us to carry the Yin Iron from this place?"

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She nods and holds out a hand, and a chunk of curved and broken metal rises from it. 

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And Wen Ying shrieks and staggers backwards, falling to her butt in the water before scrambling upright again. 

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She whips around, alarmed. "Wen Ying!"

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"Bad news: Wen Ruohan definitely already has one of those, also, it killed my parents." 

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"Your parents?"

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Nod nod. 

"Our branch of the clan lives somewhere called Dafan Mountain. I mean, me'n Qing-jie and A-Ning mostly don't, Wen Ruohan mostly keeps us at Nightless City, but before our parents died--anyway, there's this goddess statue thing and then one day it went berserk for some reason and a bunch of people including our parents died dealing with it and Wen Ruohan sent people to investigate and--there was a chunk of metal like that one."

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"I see. I'm very sorry." 

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"Thank you, Lady." 

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"Qianbei, what does it mean that Wen Ruohan already has one? Are other sects endangered?"

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"It's hard for me to say...you're the first visitors I've had since I first came here. I don't know anything about this Wen Ruohan besides what the two of you have said. But yes, if he is the type to actually use the Yin Iron as Xue Chonghai did, I would say that we are." 

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"He's so extremely the type." 

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Lan Zhan takes the piece of Yin Iron from Master Lan Yi; it burns under her fingertips, colder and more unpleasant than ice.

She shivers and tucks the Iron away into the depths of her sleeve. "We must tell Brother right away."

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"Yep. Ugh, Jiejie is gonna freak out so much." 

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"I can keep the guqin from attacking, but that won't let you through the wards again, unless whatever brought you here acts again, Wen Ying." 

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"Are you saying I have to stay here forever because I'm not a Lan?"

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"No. The clan adopts sometimes, after all. It's not tied to the bloodlines. It's tied to the ribbon." 

She quirks a very subtle eyebrow and twitch of the lips at her descendant. 

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Is. 

Is she really allowed -- supposed to -- 

Is Master Lan Yi going to officiate -- 

 

Lan Zhan spreads her arms and glides through the air, descending back into the freezing water beside Wen Ying. She gives Lan Yi plenty of time to leave, or to change her mind and order Lan Zhan to stop, or to -- start instructing them through marriage rights --

She isn't thinking straight. This is inappropriate on so many levels. Lan Zhan isn't dressed appropriately at all in only her sopping wet inner robe. (Wen Ying's robes are also wet, and also white, and Lan Zhan is very very very carefully not looking anywhere near her chest but she can feel her ears burn all the same.)

(She doesn't avoid looking at Wen Ying's face, which is a mistake. There's snow on her eyelashes and her lips are dark from cold. Lan Zhan can't breathe.)

 

Master Lan Yi isn't stopping her. Lan Zhan pulls her headband loose and loops it around her wrist, once, twice, three loops.

Three loops of the other end around Wen Ying's wrist.

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"Ah! Thanks!" she says brightly, COMPLETELY OBLIVIOUS to the context. 

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Good, because Lan Zhan is busy being walloped enough for the both of them.

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"Kinda wish I'd thought of this earlier, I could've saved a few dunkings," she says cheerfully. "Which way is out?" 

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"Thanks!" 

Possibly this smile isn't going to help Lan Zhan's wallopedness quotient. 

"C'mon," she says, making her way in that direction and tugging on the ribbon to get Lan Zhan to follow her. 

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That smile doesn't help at all and the tugging on her bound wrist helps even less and it's all that Lan Zhan can do to stumble dazedly after her.

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The passage turns out to be narrow enough at the other end that some pushing is needed to get through, pushing that ends with Wen Ying falling on top of Lan Zhan as they make it out. 

"Ah! Sunlight!" 

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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"Lan Zhan...the sun is higher in the sky than it was when we went in," Wen Ying says slowly. "Is my time sense completely off or were we not in there long enough that it should be morning again." 

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Lan Zhan fails to process a single one of these words.

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"-- Wen-er guniang?

Oh - Wen-er guniang! Lan-guniang! You're okay, are you okay!" Mianmian dashes down the path towards them.

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"We're fine!" she says, getting up off of Lan Zhan and starting to unwind the ribbon from around her wrist. "How long have we been missing?"

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(Oh no she isn't supposed to unwind it yet! What about -- Lan Zhan is really unsure about when and how the deflowering is supposed to transpire under these circumstances but the ribbon is definitely supposed to still be on --

-- what is she thinking, there isn't going to be any deflowering, Wen Ying is either clueless about the ribbon or she doesn't care at all, but either way -- they didn't even do their bows, is this a real marriage, why didn't Lan Zhan ASK MASTER LAN YI FOR CLARIFICATION -- 

-- is this what being drunk is like, this must be what it's like, Lan Zhan has never felt so stupid and dizzy at once in her entire life --

-- Focus -- 

Wen Ying's breasts were just right on top of hers and her body was warm --)

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"All night and morning!! Classes were cancelled when you didn't show up so that everyone could search around, Grand Master Lan seemed really worried -- everyone was really worried! Where did you both go, Wen-er guniang?"

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"We accidentally got stuck in a weird cave and it took us a while to get out." 

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"Huh, really? I didn't even know Cloud Recesses had caves, that's -- really weird, actually, that nobody's mentioned that?? Especially if it's dangerous enough that people could get stuck there overnight - unless no one knows about it yet? You should tell Sect Leader Lan. If he already knows about it then you should tell him to put signs up, honestly."

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"It was really weird and Lan-guniang didn't know what was going on either, we're super agreed that telling Sect Leader Lan is a high priority."

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"I'll walk back to the main house with both of you! If you wanted, anyway?"

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"Lan-guniang?" 

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"Mn."

They can go. She's fine.

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"That sounds great, then." 

They make their way back to the main house. Wen Ying briefly considers the tradeoff between getting there slightly later but in dry clothes and decides it's not worth it. 

They part with Mianmian at the door and go inside. Wen Ying manages to prod Lan Zhan into bringing her to where, apparently, Sect Leader Lan and Lan Qiren are apparently having tea and discussing something, concerned. They both look up when the two girls enter. 

Wen Ying falls to her knees and presses her forehead against the floor. 

"Teacher Lan. Zewu-jun. This one must apologize for the deception. This one does not think it qualifies as lying, since this one has never stated any outright falsehoods, and you were of course aware that there is no way Sect Leader Wen would actually send even branch relatives for innocuous purposes, and if he did, he definitely wouldn't send his son with them. The fact of the matter is that I have now learned that the Yin Iron, which he sent us to steal, is enormously important and must never fall into his hands." 

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Qiren chokes on his tea. "Pffwh -- WHAT.

Sent - sent you to steal the Yin Iron?"

Deep breaths. D e e p breaths. He tugs at his beard.

"Wen Ying -- you may rise. Clearly you have described a severe breech of trust between our sects. However, you are correct. We surmised this upon your arrival, despite not understanding its full extent. If your confession proves to be completely honest -

We appreciate that course of action, without pardoning your intrusion or allowing it to continue. We would prefer assisting you and your siblings to safely defect and counter Wen Ruohan, if that is indeed your intention. A-Zhan. Is what she says true?"

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She bows. "Master Lan Yi appeared to us. She believed so."

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"That is our intention, but--I mean, if you took in A-Ning, that would be great, but--letting him know that I've defected seems like a bad idea. He thinks I'm loyal to him, he at least sorta trusts me--I can get close to him. I can take him out without anyone else having to get hurt. I mean, probably something would also have to be done about Wen Xu and Wen Chao, but they're not as powerful as he is, and--" 

She swallows. 

"And he already has a piece of Yin Iron. I didn't know that's what it was called, but--it killed our parents. And a lot of other people in our village." 

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"Very, very certain. I had flashbacks when I saw the thing." 

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"Lan Yi entrusted hers to me. I have it, unsealed. Two others remain; what should be done?"

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"Give it to me for the moment, I'll see what I can do about it." 

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She gives it to him, hand tilted so that Wen Ying needn't see the thing again and suffer any more flashbacks.

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"Where are Jiejie and A-Ning? If I've been missing, I'd like to reassure them I'm alright." 

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"Ah. Well, given how suspicious we were of all of you, when you and A-Zhan disappeared at the same time, we put them under house arrest. I can have them brought here now if you like." 

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Nodnod. "Yes, please." 

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He calls over a disciple and sends for the other Wen siblings. 

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Wen siblings arrive shortly, both looking concerned!

"Jie!" Wen Ning hurries over, barely remembering to bow to the assembled Lans. "Ying-jie, are you okay!"

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"Wen Ying, where were you! What have you been doing, are you hurt?" 

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"I'm fine, I'm fine! I was accidentally sucked into a weird magic cave with some kind of weird time effect. Speaking of the cave, there's good news and bad news. The good news is I know where the Yin Iron is now. The bad news is it's another piece of the same thing that made the goddess statue go berserk and Wen Ruohan definitely cannot be allowed to get his hands on it," she says in front of all assembled Lans like it's not even a secret anymore. 

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So many levels of WHAT THE HELL are happening right here at once.

"A-Ying -- what are you talking about?" she hisses, eyes darting to Lan Xichen and Lan Qiren. Wen Qing drops to her knees, holding her arms out in a bow. "Sect Leader, Teacher Lan -- I take responsibility for my sister. She has never been in favor of causing the Lan Sect harm. Please do not punish her before I have a chance to explain."

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"I already explained! They offered us sanctuary if we wanted to defect and I said that would make overthrowing Wen Ruohan more difficult." 

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Wen Qing can't yell at A-Ying in front of Lan Xichen for these Decisions, but she stares at her furiously.

Why would A-Ying tell them? Why would she tell them without asking Wen Qing first??? This is the exact sort of thing that Wen Qing is always saying A-Ying needs to tell her about first, ask her about first -- how could she jeopardize the entire mission and their safety so thoughtlessly! What if the Lans had gone and caught her or A-Ning in a lie afterward before they knew? Why is she LIKE THIS.

She grits her teeth. Looks cautiously at Zewu-Jun. "You... offered us sanctuary?"

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"I did. As Wens, you are spies and thieves and a threat to my sect. As defectors, you would be valuable to ensuring the safety of countless innocent lives. We find the latter preferable to executing or imprisoning you."

Not that they would execute children anyway, they aren't monsters. But they will suffer more as pawns of Wen Ruohan whether or not the Lan punish them.

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"I can't accept that, for obvious reasons, but...I was thinking maybe A-Ning could." 

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"We're not leaving A-Ning alone here."

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"I don't think they'd hurt him! People who don't have Wen Ruohan at the top live really differently, Nie-gongzi was really surprised when I talked about the lava pits and other kinds of murder." 

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"We're not leaving him. A-Ying, we will discuss this later."

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"Why can you not accept?" she addresses Wen Ying softly.

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"Because if I accept Wen Ruohan will know I'm not loyal to him and I'll never get close enough to kill him and then he'll keep on being Wen Ruohan at everybody else! It's no good for me to be safe if it means everyone else isn't! Even if he weren't being really aggressive at all the other sects, I won't leave the rest of the Wen sect to deal with him. Not everyone is Wen Chao or Wen Xu, there are plenty of people just trying to keep their heads down and survive and they don't deserve to have to deal with him!" 

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"Sect Leader Lan," she says tightly. "Would you allow us some time to discuss these terms privately."

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"--Yes, alright." 

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"S-sorry for lying to you, Sect Leader Lan, we really didn't want to. I don't think we're going to do it again?"

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"Let's go, A-Ning."

Time to drag the siblings back to their guest/prison house and NOT yell until they get there.

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They get there. A-Ying immediately hugs A-Ning. 

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"Er-jie, are you really okay?"

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"Uh, I'm wet and I'm a little freaked out and da-jie is definitely about to yell at me, but aside from that I'm okay." 

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"What were you thinking!!!"

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"--See, there's the yelling. Da-jie, Lan-guniang was there in the cave with me, I couldn't lie to her brother and uncle when she knew the truth, it wouldn't work." 

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"There is a difference between not lying and telling them everything! Why did you tell Lan-guniang anything about the Yin Iron, why did -- is our safety here a joke to you? How can you go confessing to everything while we're still in the dark, A-Ying!"

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"I. I'm not used to--people here aren't afraid all the time, jiejie. But they're afraid of us. And I hate it so much, and I--I can't let Wen Ruohan get his hands on another one of those, I kept seeing what happened back then and imagining it worse--"

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She covers her face with her hands. "A-Ying, I know you're sensitive about other people like this, but you can't -- this family's safety has to come first, A-Ning's safety has to come first, you can't make these decisions by yourself.  What can we do to stop him? If he tell him we failed, he will send someone else -- if he doesn't attack Cloud Recesses right away!"

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"They know now. They can prepare, now. They can--jie, I won't let what happened on the mountain happen again, A-Ning could have died then, do you think toeing the line is safe? It's not, you and I both know that, and when you're up against the wall with fire in front of you pressing against the wall isn't the right choice, you have to go through the fire to the other side. I know I need to prepare more before I can take Wen Ruohan on but if he just gets stronger in the meantime that won't help, and letting him go on forever isn't an option, it's not safe for any of us!"

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"You need to tell me first. A-Ying, how can I be responsible for both of you when you do whatever you feel is right the moment you feel it's right? I -- I. You have a point, but -- I can't do what's best for all three of us if I don't know what the hell you're doing, do you understand? Just because countering Uncle might be the best thing to doesn't mean that the first opportunity that appears is the best one to take." 

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"I couldn't tell you first! I was just looking for it like we'd agreed on and then I stumbled across Lan-guniang and we both got dragged into a cave where there was loads of water and bunnies in Lan headbands and a guqin that attacked me and, also, previous Sect Leader Lan Yi guarding the Yin Iron! That's not the kind of thing I can anticipate to discuss with you first!" 

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"You didn't have to tell any of them anything!!! You could have watched and waited, the way we were sent here to do, and - why were there bunnies in the water cave?"

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"I assume Lan Yi put them there to keep her company or something. Uh, in retrospect 'say nothing' would probably have been a good idea if I could pull it off but I...freaked out when I saw what the Yin Iron was and they asked me direct questions and lying is against the rules here and I promised to follow the rules here and I sort of wasn't handling the situation with the most grace I have ever had." Sigh. "I'm sorry, Jie."

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She hugs her sister. “We’ll deal with the situation. I still don’t want to be separated from A-Ning if there’s going to be a war.”

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“I think I, I would be okay? But I would rather be with both of you too. I think I can help, Er-Jie..”

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"Sorry, A-Ning, I just worry." Hug. Hugs for everyone. "I guess it's kind of hypocritical. It's not that I don't think you can help." 

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Hugs are so much better than yelling!

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While the Wen siblings discuss strategy, the Lans are left to deal with their side of the aftermath. 

"Well. That was unexpected." 

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“Apologies for worrying Brother. You... already knew of the Yin Iron?”

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"It is a matter of which the Sect Leaders of the Great Sects are kept aware. So that if it should ever be necessary, someone would know to take action." 

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“What must we do?”

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"Finding a way to re-seal the Yin Iron is of paramount importance. But, also...if Wen Ruohan is after our piece, then he's going to go after the rest, too. We should speak with the other Sect Leaders and recover any shards not currently under someone's protection." 

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“Will you summon them here?”

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"I'll ask them to come personally to pick up their children when the classes end. That won't be suspicious, and nobody will wonder why I didn't make the same request of Wen Ruohan." 

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"We will do nothing in the meantime?"

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"I didn't say that." Sigh. "I'll see what I can do about suppressing the piece we have now, and we can see if any of the books in the forbidden chamber have anything to say on the subject, and...we're going to have to do something about those Wen siblings. It would be easier if they would accept sanctuary, but..." 

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Does it help if she's accidentally married to one of them. That probably doesn't help.

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"If they do not... we need to know everything we can about their plans, about Wen Ruohan's plans. Perhaps we can still aid their sabotage of him in ways that will not be traced." He grimaces. "I don't like it. We are absolutely in our rights to imprison them there, but that would be an escalation."

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"Also, I suspect it wouldn't work. Wen Ying has already broken through our wards once." 

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"Twice."

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"Twice?" 

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"A-Zhan, what did she do." 

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"Cold springs."

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"She broke through the wards on the back mountain in order to peep on you in the Cold Springs?"

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"She WHAT?"

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Lan Zhan shakes her head fervently, turning pink. "Said she didn't look. Accident."

Wen Ying hadn't taken advantage of her at all. Not when Lan Zhan was naked in the springs and not even when Wen Ying landed directly on top of her (and their breasts touched), which -- shouldn't be disappointing or surprising. Why would another girl ever want her, no matter how compromising a position she found herself in?

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"She broke through the wards looking for the Yin Iron and ran into you while you were at the Cold Springs? And...the Cold Springs were connected to the cave?" he hazards a guess. 

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Nod. She still can't stop blushing. "We were pulled under."

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"Pulled you both under? How did Wen Ying get in the water with you?!"

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"I'm sure there's as innocent an explanation for that as there was for the other, Uncle; Wen Ying came back fully dressed, which would be unlikely if she were trying anything untoward when she was grabbed." 

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Yes everything was very innocent and Lan Zhan is never ever going to get to have sex with her wife she would like to leave this conversation now.

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"...Why was Wen Ying in the water, though?"

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"She had more notes on breaking the wards."

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"Ah. Of course she did." He shakes his head slowly. "That girl is terrifying. I'm very glad she's probably on our side." 

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That's great can she leave now. She doesn't request this out loud but she projects the desire to be elsewhere as loudly as possible.

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"--Uncle, if you don't mind, I'll walk A-Zhan back to the Jingshi," he says, getting to his feet. "She's had a very long day and isn't currently wearing as many clothes as would be ideal." To A-Zhan, more quietly: "I can help deflect anyone who gets close."

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"-- yes, very well. I'll send someone to fetch the other robes later. Rest well, A-Zhan."

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"Thank you, Uncle." She bows to him and nods appreciatively to her brother as she turns to follow him out.

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They've gotten a ways away from their uncle when he asks, "So did anything happen with Wen Ying?"

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Accusatory stare. "No!"

 

 

...

"She would not think so."

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He processes this. 

"Did she touch your forehead ribbon?"

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WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT

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"It's the only obvious thing that would mean something to a Lan and not to an outsider." 

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"A-Zhan...I still think you should be careful with her. But you can be careful and do other things at the same time." 

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What.

What does that mean.

Do things like what. Do things like marry her KISS her??? Surely not.

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"I would never suggest you do anything you weren't perfectly comfortable with and ready for, but--there are perfectly reasonable interpretations of the rules other than Uncle's," he says carefully. "The rule against promiscuity, for example--there are things in-between promiscuity and perfect absolute monogamy where you never touch your spouse before your wedding day. I wouldn't repeat that to Uncle, because Uncle--is wrong about many things as an extension of the way he's wrong about Mother."

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"How... how do you. Know. What is not too far?" Also how do you do that. How does she ask Wen Ying to do that. How does she convince Wen Ying to do that without asking, asking sounds horrible.

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"To a certain extent, that's something everyone has to figure out for themselves. But...I think the key is to ask yourself what something you're considering means. If it doesn't mean anything but fun, if it's just--like things you can do by yourself but with another person--I think that's the kind of thing the rule warns against. If what you're doing is more like a duet, or a sparring match, a good one, something where the other person matters and something beautiful happens, then that's fine." 

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"Mm."

In the end it won't really matter, because Wen Ying is not going to care for duets or sparring matches or - anything else, with Lan Zhan. Wen Ying needs to care. Lan Zhan definitely shouldn't be picturing anything that would require Wen Ying to care, because it is never going to happen.

She's blushing anyway.

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They reach the Jingshi. 

"I very much hope she turns out to be worthy of your feelings for her," he says gently. "Not that anyone could be truly worthy of my baby sister, but still." 

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"Thank you, Xiongzhang."

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Hug. "I love you so much, A-Zhan." 

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H u g. She loves him too, very much, but this has been FAR too many feelings in one day and she is unable to say anything about it properly.

 

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The next day Wen Ying approaches Lan Zhan before class. 

"I re-wrote my notes on the inner ward, since the first ones got all soggy," she says, thrusting a sheaf of papers in the other girl's direction. 

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What an unorthodox dowry.

"Thank you." She takes them, not meeting Wen Ying's eyes.

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She bows. 

"It's the least I can do, Lan Zh-Lan-guniang." 

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Ow.

 

She whisks away to her desk before her eyes can betray any emotions about the 'Lan-guniang' correction.

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Wen Ying continues excelling in class and hanging out with classmates who definitely don't hate her and taking walks, although now more of the walks are with people. 

Slightly less than a week later, she approaches Lan Zhan again. 

"This one was--wondering if you would be willing to provide library supervision again," she says. "Since supervision is required." 

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This prompts an intense face journey utterly imperceptible to anyone but her brother.

 

 

 

 

 

"Yes. You may follow."

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She smiles shyly. "Thank you." 

She follows. 

This time she seems to want to do research on the history of the other sects in a way 0% informed by Wen Ruohan being terrible. Especially the Lan Sect. Since she already had that faux pas about Lan Yi. Definitely that reason and not any others. 

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Lots of historical Lan Sect information exists in the Lan library! Most of the information is about the history of rules, and arguments over the rules, and events that served as the inspiration for introducing new rules. 

There are also books with stories of Lan heroes: scholars, warriors, philosophers. Characters of legend who sacrificed and suffered greatly to uphold their rules and values, etc. There are several books dedicated to Lan Yi and her time as Sect Leader. Her teachings, music, and innovations. Nothing to do with the Yin Iron is contained in this section of the library.

This one scroll on the sixth Sect Leader of the Gusu Lan has an illustration of his wedding.

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Iiiiiiis that a forehead ribbon wrapped around his and the bride's wrists. WOW OKAY that's. That's something to bring up absolutely never. 

The obsession with rules makes her want to giggle but she does not, that would be rude and she doesn't want to be rude. Not when Lan Zhan already has such good reason to dislike her, not when her infractions carry the shadow of Wen Chao's arrogance. 

"Lan Yi really is amazing, Lan Zh--Lan-guniang. I had no idea," she says softly. 

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(Ow.)

“You came here to study her?”

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"Well, not just her. What you said back in the cave made me realize that I ought to do what I could to learn more about all the other sects while I was here, and could do it without getting any of Wen Ruohan's terribleness in my academics."

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“That is admirable. You may alert me if you have questions.”

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"Thank you so much!" 

She has questions! Some of them have to do with rules--some of them she doesn't understand the purpose of and would like to--some of them have to do with perspectives on this or that historical event--some of them have to do with interpretations of unclear passages in the books. 

They are all intelligent and many of them are insightful. (She's so earnest.)

She continues to address her as Lan-guniang. Sometimes she slips and almost calls her Lan Zhan before correcting herself. 

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After an hour of these corrections (and her terribly clever questions and her terribly sweet sincerity and her smile and the way her eyes shine), Lan Zhan reaches her breaking point.

 

 

"Call me by name."

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"Really?"

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OH NO THIS SMILE IS EVEN WORSE THAN ALL THE OTHER ONES LOOK AWAY

"Mm," she manages, glaring down at her books.

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"Thank you, Lan Zhan, I'm honored." 

There is at least 20% more bounce as she moves around looking at history books now. 

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This was perhaps a mistake.

Her chest warms, watching Wen Ying move about the library. Her ears tinge pink.

When she answers Wen Ying's next question, she addresses her as Wen Ying in turn.

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If her intention was not to get more of that dazzling smile she definitely miscalculated there. 

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Is this the duet? Is this the sparring match?

Lan Zhan wants -- more. Than this. She wants the duet to turn fiercer and closer and more tangible. She wants to touch. 

She still doesn't know how to ask, or how to not-ask, and if she gets any more than this it might simply kill her. Maybe this is ideal.

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Over the rest of the term, Wen Ying continues making careful, respectful overtures. Occasionally she requests an escort to the library; on several occasions she has a sheaf of talismans she invented that Wen Ruohan doesn't know about (they're quite good) or further thoughts on the wards, or similar practical items. 

Explaining the situation to dajie would be awkward and she can't confront Lan Zhan about her feelings. But she can scream into a pillow in Jiang Yanli and Mianmian's company about it. It turns out that Jiang Yanli's soup is the BEST COMFORT FOOD EVER, WOW. 

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The soup is very tasty!!! Mianmian is extremely invested in Wen Ying's not-actually-romance, it's so cute. What if she wrote Lan-guniang an anonymous love letter? Mianmian thinks leaving people love letters is really fun even when you're not actually able to court them.

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"Mianmian you're a genius." 

Disguising her handwriting is tricky but doable. Composing the letter itself is harder. It ends up with a lot of flowery language, comparing her beauty to the moon, something something Chang'e the moon goddess, something something Tuyu the jade rabbit who helps her create the elixir of immortality, something something Twin Jades, something something strong cultivation immortality etcetera. 

Sneaking it into the Jingshi without actually breaking any rules is the hardest part for sure though. 

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Lan Zhan is completely flustered by the note! It -- irritates her, to receive something so touching and flattering and nicely written in not Wen Ying's handwriting. It infuriates her that anyone else -- no, that anyone might have crept into the Jingshi to leave the letter there. This is not what she wanted from the universe.

But she must appreciate well-crafted poetry. The words of that letter could be woven into a gorgeous song, Lan Zhan decides, but only in Wen Ying's voice. She has no interest in hearing from any other admirers. 

Still, she can't bring herself to discard the silly note. She tucks it neatly inside the wooden box beneath her bed and lays above it to swoon and mope over the actual object of her desires.

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Fighting is prohibited in the Cloud Recesses. Sparring is not, and in fact sometimes is actively required in training students; they're supposed to be learning to be cultivators, after all, and cultivators night-hunt. 

Not long before the end of term, Xichen arranges for Wen Ying and A-Zhan to be assigned as sparring partners. 

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Ooh!

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Aaaaaaaa the betrayals never END.

Okay. That's fine. Lan Zhan is excellent at sparring. All she needs to do is beat Wen Ying very quickly and then she can go dunk her head under cold water and be fine.

She bows neatly to Wen Ying and then dives at her with Bichen, graceful and lightning-quick.

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Wen Ying is, it turns out, just as good at this as at classwork. Duck, dodge, parry, strike--

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Oh no.

This is a horrible and INFURIATING development. Lan Zhan dodges, whirls on her feet and strikes again from a different angle, eyes flashing. Wen Ying is smiling, which is unfair and incomprehensible, how can she be so calm about this -- spin, sweep, stab -- 

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--Dodge, stab, slice--

Calm is maybe not the best word for this. Euphoric might be better. 

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That's worse. Lan Zhan is burning, burning, burning --

This is good, is the problem, this is the most she's ever enjoyed or hated a sparring match in her life and it is perfect, Wen Ying is perfect and that is the problem. This makes her want too much.

The way they match each other and move so perfectly against each other. The perfect slender angle of Wen Ying's wrist as she wields the sword. The fire consuming Lan Zhan's body to its core, burning hotter every time their eyes touch. It is too much and it is too little and it is going to kill her. She wants, she wants, she wants.

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The match goes on for a long time. 

Eventually, though, Wen Ying pulls a trick involving reflecting the setting sun off the shiny edge of her blade, and in the fraction of a second that Lan Zhan is blinded, Wen Ying has her disarmed and on her butt. 

"Yield," she says, breathing hard enough to do interesting things to her breasts, robes plastered to her body with sweat, the tip of her blade millimeters from Lan Zhan's nose. 

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She panics and snaps her eyes shut the moment she notices that she's staring. (Where she's staring.) She can't breathe enough to speak. 

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She waits patiently.

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Lan Zhan wrestles herself under control enough to open her eyes without fainting. "I yield." Her voice comes out unusually rough.

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She lowers her sword immediately and bounces back on her heels. 

"That was awesome," she enthuses. 

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"Hhwh??"

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She bends over and offers a hand to help Lan Zhan up.

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She accepts the help to her feet. Touching Wen Ying's bare hand feels like being electrocuted; she lets go the moment she can.

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"That was really good. I hope we have the chance to do that again sometime. Uh. In similarly friendly circumstances." 

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"Mm.

You demonstrated merit. It was engaging." Way way too much merit.

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!!!!!!

"Thank you!" 

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Okay that's enough pleasantries time to go shove her head in a waterfall. Lan Zhan sweeps away.

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That night there is a lanterns event. Students construct and paint lanterns in pairs. Wen Ying successfully schemes with Mianmian to pair up Jiang Yanli and Jin Zixuan and is about to suggest that they do theirs together when Mianmian almost physically throws her at Lan Zhan, who doesn't have a partner yet. 

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Eep.

Sure. Lan Zhan can handle that. Calmly.

She kneels down on the rock and hands Wen Ying some lantern paper.

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Wen Ying works carefully on the lantern's construction, occasionally glancing up at Lan Zhan and blushing before re-focusing her attention on the lantern. 

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Lan Zhan focuses wholly on the lantern making and does not look at Wen Ying at all. She takes the precision of this lantern structure Very Seriously and will allow No Distractions.

There are brushes and ink set out for the disciples to use for decorating. Lan Zhan passes a brush to Wen Ying without looking at her.

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Wen Ying concentrates fiercely, the tip of her tongue sticking out of her mouth and her off hand coming up to rub her nose occasionally. 

She ultimately completes a scene of a bunny nibbling on grass in a field; in the sky the sun peeks out from behind a cloud. 

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Wen Ying is adorable when she’s painting. Lan Zhan looks up at her once and immediately regrets it. (TONGUE. Tongue!!!)

Her eyes dart back down.

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Wen Ying turns the lantern around when she's finished. 

"What do you think?"

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Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee she likes it. 

"I thought it was--fitting," she murmurs. 

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Fitting...?

Oh, and now she processes the sun and the clouds above the bunny. Oh. Oh.

“It is drawn well,” she murmurs. 

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"Thank you." 

When they release the lanterns, it's--beautiful. Wen Ying gazes at the sky and NOT at the girl beside her and wonders why everything in Gusu is so beautiful. 

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The lanterns are beautiful, soaring up into the sky. Even on the verge of war, with this terrifying girl beside her, she can feel at peace for a moment.

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All around, disciples clasp their hands together and make wishes.

Wen Qing closes her eyes. “I wish that my little brother could be safe and sound and my little sister could stay out of trouble more than she does and never be hurt. I wish I could look after them well their whole lives.”

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“I wish that all my silly friends will stop being adorably bad at their romance lives and start instead being adorably competent at their romance lives and kiss each other finally please!”

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"I wish that from now on I can always do what's right, and live a life without regrets." 

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As the lanterns float off into the sky, some people start murmuring not nearly as quietly as they thought about why hadn't Jin-gongxi released their lantern together with Jiang-guniang. They're engaged, after all! Wouldn't it be so auspicious to wish for a happy marriage together?

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Those people can mind their own business and never mention his """auspicious marriage""" ever again, how about that!!! He snaps at the Jin disciples around him to drop it.

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Ah huh. 

She walks over to him and folds her arms. 

"You're hurting Yanli's feelings," she informs him coolly. 

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"It's none of your business. Who gave you the right to approach me about this?"

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"But Jin-gongzi, you were both so cute working beside each other! You were having fun, don't think I didn't see that you were having fun! You can't say it didn't make you even a little excited to --"

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"Drop it, Mianmian. Never bring it up again!"

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"How is it that I'm the one related to that boor Wen Chao and yet you're the one who has no manners?"

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"How dare you! Where are the manners in you inserting yourself into the Jiang Sect and Jin Sect's private affairs?" He scoffs and yanks his sleeves indignantly. "I have no interest in you speaking to me ever again!"

He storms off, Mianmian frowning and fluttering after him.

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She follows him. "There's nothing unmannerly about defending my friend when someone is rude to her! Whatever issues you have with your parents arranging your marriage without consulting you, Jiang Yanli is a fine young lady and does not deserve your misplaced scorn!" 

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"Leave me alone! I didn't say anything scornful to Jiang Yanli at all, I have no interest in saying anything to her!"

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"Talking about someone like they're not there when they are is even ruder!" 

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He flushes. "Fine, then I'll never talk about her again! Go away!"

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"So are you planning to actually try to break the engagement, or just have the world's most awkward marriage ever?" 

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"Leave me alone!!! I don't care!!!"

He DOES care, but he hates this conversation so much and he hates having it in front of all these people even more and he hates tripping over his own tongue in front of Jiang-guniang like this and he wants it to be OVER. Zixuan turns on his heel and runs away from the group as fast as he can.

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"Gongzi -- wait, gongzi --!!" A decent portion of the group promptly dashes after him.

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"...I hope I didn't make that worse," she sighs. "I'm sorry you're engaged to an emotional dunce," she pats Yanli's shoulder.

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"Thank you for trying to stand up for me, anyway." 

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"You're welcome. If we all meet up again sometime when I'm not constrained to follow a promise to follow rules that prohibit fighting and he's still being an idiot then I'll beat him up for you," she offers. 

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Tiny chuckle. "Please don't." 

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"I won't hold you to that if you change your mind, but I also won't beat him up without your permission." 

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"He deserves it." 

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"If you want him beaten up without your sister's permission you can do it yourself." 

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Scowl. Headshake. "We're both sect heirs, it'd be a bad idea." 

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"Yeah, politics sucks," she says sympathetically. She turns to Lan Zhan and pats her shoulder. "I hope your brother has loads of kids and nobody cares what you get up to," she says sincerely. 

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Yeah, of course Wen Ying doesn't care whether or whom Lan Zhan marries. Lan Zhan jerks her shoulder out of reach and doesn't say anything.

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Wen Qing approaches her sister.

"I suppose I should be thankful you waited until the end of term to pick a fight like that with the heir of our strongest ally," she says dryly.

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"He was being mean! I was just calling him on it! I never get to call anybody on their terrible behavior at home!"

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"Yes, because of consequences. Do you think Qishan is the only place that contains consequences?" Her tone is exasperated but fond, not very serious.

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"There's consequences and there's consequences! Not calling people on things is bad too, jiejie." 

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"And it's so necessary to call people on being clumsy at romance now? My little sister is such a hypocrite."

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Her face turns bright red. "I have no idea what you're talking about," she says through her teeth, her eyes darting at Lan Zhan. 

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"Uh huh."

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"Da-jie, I am not refraining from making overtures out of incompetence," she hisses under her breath. "Or at least not only incompetence. I'm not going to put anyone in a position of having to say yes or no to me until Wen Ruohan isn't making everything weird!"

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She pats her shoulder. "I am not criticizing your decision-making on the matter, A-Ying. I'm only teasing. You're just adorably flustered about her, it's unusual!"

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"She's incredibly good and also the prettiest person on the planet, it's not fair," she pouts. 

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"She is quite pretty," Wen Qing concedes, patting her sister on the shoulder. "You've been very strong. Have you ever liked someone this much before?"

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"No, never." She'd never met anyone who was so good and smart and elegant and charmed by adorable bunnies before. 

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“Are you going to get engaged to Lan-guniang, Er-jie?”

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"I wish. She probably wants someone who's a boy and, you know, not a Wen." 

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“Maybe.”

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The lantern festival marks the closing of the lecture as well as the summer.

Within a week, the leaders of other sects arrive. They come officially to collect their disciples and, much less officially, meet with Lan Qiren and Lan Xichen about the Yin Iron.

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The talk is...more productive than it isn't. Everyone agrees that Someone Should Do Something about the Yin Iron, and maybe the Wens, but nobody except Nie Mingjue is all that enthusiastic about doing anything proactive about the latter, although everyone agrees to be on alert for Wen misbehavior. The Lans are given blanket permission to do whatever is necessary with the Yin Iron, which is...nice? 

After having to deal with Sect Leader Jiang and Sect Leader Jin, (who are, in Nie Mingjue's words, "a spineless, conflict avoidant twit" and [swearwords redacted for lack of compliance with the rules of Cloud recesses] respectively) the two younger sect leaders/secret boyfriends/open friends retire to the Hanshi for tea and unofficial diplomacy (which, unlike its close counterpart, gossip, is not forbidden in the Cloud Recesses) and makeouts. 

Lan Xichen tells Nie Mingjue about the three probably-not-evil Wens, and Nie Mingjue is skeptical until Lan Xichen fills him in on the details, at which point he agrees that there is at least a reasonable chance that they are non-evil as opposed to good actors, and also if so he likes the balls on Wen Ying (breaking through the wards and then handing over notes on it how to prevent that! Nice!)

Then makeouts go farther and there is much less discussion. 

The next morning Nie Mingjue goes off to see if Baxia has any opinions on the Wens and Lan Xichen goes off to find his little sister and tell her she's going questing for Yin Iron apparently.  

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His little sister is very glad that she gets to do something helpful. Will she be going alone?

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He's sure Wen Ying would love to go with her. 

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And he thinks that that's a good idea?

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He wouldn't suggest letting her be the one to carry the Yin Iron, but otherwise yes. 

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What about the other Wens?

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The vibe he gets from the Wen siblings is that you can trust or distrust them as a group but Wen Ying is the most proactive of them; if Lan Zhan wants to ask all three of them to come she's welcome to but Wen Qing might say no, whereas he's confident that if she approaches Wen Ying alone she'll say yes. 

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Lan Zhan agrees with that assessment. 

Would Brother like for her to approach Wen Ying about this mission herself?

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He can if she would rather.

(He has that much mercy, at least.)

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Yes Please. Going on a quest with Wen Ying is terrifying enough without having to interact with her about it.

 

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Meanwhile, Baxia has no immediate objections to the Wens.

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In that case Nie Mingjue will simply loom ominously in their general vicinity for a little while and leave. 

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"Huh. So that was Nie-gongxi's brother." 

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"They are quite different, aren't they? But Chifeng-zun matches the stories."

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"It seemed like he... really didn't like us." It felt angrier than the usual levels of dislike they receive from Non-Wens, but maybe that's just who Chifeng-zun is as a person and not because they'd done something specifically wrong.

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"Yeah, uh, according to Nie-gongxi Wen Ruohan probably murdered their dad." 

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Oh no...

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"Do you think he would try to convince the Lans to execute us?"

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"...Probably not? Nie-gongxi also said he cares a lot about justice." 

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"Mhm. He didn't seem like he wanted to murder us either, I'm just... on edge. 

 

Even if we are permitted to depart Cloud Recesses smoothly, we will be returning to Qishan empty handed."

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"I have been very assiduously preparing excuses. A couple of them involve murdering particularly loathsome retainers and hiding the bodies before we see Uncle. A different bunch involve me acquiring a handful of injuries for plausible deniability but I figured you would probably veto those." 

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Yeah no shit. 

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"D-do we, need our own excuses, Da-jie?"

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"No. A-Ying will share the excuses she decides on and we'll all coordinate around them."

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Hmmm. All three of them are together, which makes plan: ask Wen Ying by herself somewhat more difficult. And if he tries to get her alone to ask her without her siblings around on purpose, she might figure it out and get suspicious of why. 

Oh well. He approaches the three of them. "Wen-guniang. Wen-er-guniang. Wen-gongxi." 

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She rises quickly. "Sect Leader Lan. You just missed Sect Leader Nie, if you are looking for him."

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"Not in this particular instance. I was...wondering if it would be useful to your cover if you accompanied Lan Zhan as she seeks out the remaining Yin Iron shards." 

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Wen Ying leaps to her feet. "Would it! Oh man, that sounds awesome--can we, Jie? Please?"

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"Sect Leader Lan, you aren't concerned that we would pose a threat?" She hadn't thought Lan Xichen trusted them that much, but she can't think of what the trap might be, here.

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"I have advised my sister not to let you carry the Yin Iron, and to keep an eye on you. But honestly, at this point, if the three of you are pulling a long con, it is a very good one. And Wen Ruohan is not known for his subtlety." 

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“Well then, it would be very useful to our cover. We would like to assist Lan-guniang as well. Have you found out where any more shards are located, Sect Leader Lan?”

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"Not for certain, although we have a general idea of area." 

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“Alright. How soon does Lan-guniang expect to depart?”

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"Tomorrow morning." 

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“We will be packed. Thank you, Sect Leader Lan. Is there anything else?”

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Headshake. "Thank you," he says, and leaves. 

He informs A-Zhan that Wen Ying's siblings will be coming along after all and then goes to do sect leader things in his office. 

That evening Wen Chao shows up to be an absolute creep, deliberately wiping his muddy boots on Lan Xichen's floor, and making various ominous threats if the Lan Sect doesn't turn over their piece of Yin Iron. It's very upsetting but while Xichen doesn't have his little sister's omnipresent poker face he can do a good one when he needs to. 

On the plus side, nothing he says indicates that he knows any of the MANY things Wen Ying would probably have told him if she was untrustworthy, and while Wen Ying is plausibly smart enough to be a good actor, Wen Chao is not. 

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Wen Ying has to get up in the middle of the night and go outside when she senses something wrong so that Wen Chao will only be a creep at her and not her siblings. He questions her loyalty; she questions his intelligence and threatens to blame him for the failure of the whole operation if he blows her cover. He departs. 

She doesn't sleep well for the remainder of the night. 

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Lan Zhan knocks on the Wens’ guesthouse door in early Lan fashion the next morning.

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Wen Ying answers the door fully dressed but ever-so-slightly disheveled, yawning and rubbing her eyes. 

"G'morning Lan Zhan." 

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(Oh no her disheveled hair is cute oh no Oh No panic)

"Are you ready?"

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"Yep. A-NING! QING-JIE! LAN ZHAN'S HERE!" 

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"We're right here A-Ying, you don't need to shout!" calls a voice from the next room.

Wen Qing and Wen Ning appear in the doorway behind her, both more neatly presented. "Lan-guniang, good morning. We are ready."

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Nod.

She waits for them to step out of the guest house before turning and leading the way through Cloud Recesses to its gates.

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And when they pass through the gates Wen Ying grins and rolls her shoulders and does a cartwheel and yells whatever the ancient Chinese equivalent of "OLLY-OLLY-ENFREE!" is. 

"No more rules," she says, bouncing on her toes and grinning at Lan Zhan. "I tell you, it's a lot less obnoxious to have to obey way too many rules than to have to step lightly around Wen Ruohan's idiot ego but it was still starting to chafe." 

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"Remain decent."

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She rolls her eyes. "I'm not going to take off my clothes, Lan Zhan. But I do want to stop in town before we leave Gusu entirely, I have heard amazing things about the local Emperor's Smile liquor and it's not like I could try it before now." 

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Lan Zhan is too busy not reacting to the notion of Wen Ying taking of her clothes to object to this plan.

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"Which town are we passing through? Where are we going?"

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Focus. "Pass through Caiyi Town. Acquire a boat. The Yin Iron wants to travel Southwest."

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"--Wants to? Wants like how. Should we be giving that thing things that it wants." 

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"Wanting to reconnect with its other parts. Our shard responded to movement in that direction."

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"Oh. Okay, that makes sense. Just--wanting to be careful." She shivers. 

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Nod. It's good to be careful, although Lan Zhan is indignant that Wen Ying thinks she would just allow the Yin Iron to compel her towards its bidding.

It not a very long walk downhill from Cloud Recesses to Caiyi Town. As they move through the cheery town streets towards Biling Lake, they will pass many vendors selling food, trinkets, and alcohol.

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Wen Ying finds a shop selling Emperor's Smile and disappears inside, coming back out a few minutes later with whatever she purchased stowed discreetly in her sleeves. 

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Lan Zhan is occupied with purchasing a boat. They can all file onto it, no questions asked about the contents of anyone's sleeves.

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Wen Ying immediately occupies herself trailing her fingertips in the water and admiring the fish and water plants. 

"Gusu is truly beautiful," she sighs. 

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"I think that the fish are cute! Do you like the fish, Ying-jie?"

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"They're so cute!!! The bunnies inside the cave were even cuter, though." 

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"Am I ever going to get to see the bunnies too?"

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"Hey Lan Zhan when this is all over can we show A-Ning the bunnies???"

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"Yes."

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"Oh, th- thank you, Lan-guniang! Qishan doesn't have any bunnies."

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Nod.

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"Next time I won't promise to follow all the rules and then I won't have to worry about the bunnies counting as pets. Jiang Cheng couldn't bring his dogs, he was sad about it." 

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It is pretty sad that the bunnies aren't supposed to be kept as pets.

Although. Lan Zhan doesn't thing there was anything wrong with moving the bunnies to a nice warm forrest. That isn't keeping them as pets, necessarily, when there are no rules against animals living in Cloud Recesses by themselves. 

And maybe she feeds them sometimes but they aren't dependent on her for food, which a real pet might be.

And they are really really cute and good.

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"Please don't go causing trouble even when you haven't expressly promised not too, A-Ying."

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"I won't! But I can follow the important rules like not lying without worrying about whether or not I'm technically breaking the rules by doing something innocuous like playing with bunnies or working off energy by running around in the forest or something." 

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"Can you not concentrate energy into meditation?"

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"Meditation reliably increases the amount of energy I need to work off, not lowers it." 

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"Hm."

 

An hour into their boat ride a dark bird swoops overhead, trailing wisps of black smoke.

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She scowls at the bird. 

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Questioning look.

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"Uh, Wen Chao broke into Cloud Recesses last night to creep on me and your older brother about the Yin Iron, and I'm pretty sure that thing is his." She shifts uncomfortably, having hoped to leave her siblings in the dark about why she hadn't slept well the night before.

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"What? A-Ying, why didn't you tell me! You need to tell me these things! What did he say? What did you tell him?"

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"We were busy getting ready to leave in the morning! Uh, he said he'd warned Zewu-jun that he'd better hand over the Yin Iron or...something unpleasant might happen to Lan Zhan. And, uh, that I had better be willing to do what he said if he decided to follow through on that threat. I said I had the situation in hand and what was the point of having undercover agents if you were just going to blow their covers when you felt like it and that if my mission failed because he was clumsy at it I was going to put the whole thing at his feet in front of his father." 

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"With this bird, he is following us?"

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"Apparently yeah."

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"He does not trust you to bring him the Yin Iron. Will he try to interfere before we find it?"

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"Well, if he does, I can definitely blame him for the fact that I 'failed.'"

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"Mm."

The bird appears several more times over a period of hours, but never causes them any trouble directly. 

It gets dark before the Yin Iron is satisfied with their progress. After the first dozen stars become visible, Lan Zhan steers over to the riverbank to set up camp.

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Wen Ning very earnestly volunteers to set up the tents while they get out food!

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Everyone helps set up camp. 

When everything is set up and they're all seated around a merrily crackling fire, Wen Ying draws a jar of alcohol and a set of cups out of her sleeves and starts pouring, handing a cup to each of her siblings. 

She hesitates over a fourth cup. 

"Do you want some, Lan Zhan? We're not in Cloud Recesses right now, and it seems like a shame to grow up your whole life so close to such a famous specialty without ever trying it." 

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Wen Ying in the flickering golden firelight is something terrifying. Her eyes sparkle too beautifully to look at directly.

"Drinking alcohol is forbidden." 

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"In the Cloud Recesses, yeah. If you say it's the kind of rule you'd rather follow even while not in the Cloud Recesses you can do that, but I didn't wanna assume." She sips from her own cup. "--Oh, this is really good though." 

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"I have more if you change your mind." She sips some more and sighs happily. "Lan Zhan, you're really good, I like you a lot," she confesses, relaxed enough for some of her filters to drop. 

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She blushes, staring intently at the fire. The fire is quite warm.

Part of her wants to take the cup away from Wen Ying and sip right where Wen Ying's lips have been. What a ridiculous impulse.

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She keeps sipping, slow but steady, thoroughly enjoying the flavor of the drink. At one point her tongue darts out of her mouth to chase a stray drop that spilled from the side of her mouth. 

She pours a second cup when the first runs out.

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That's unfair and hazardous.

 

 

Lan Zhan takes the cup from away her. "Moderation."

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Giggle. "Lan Zhan, I am not going to get drunk off two cups." 

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She wriggles over so she's sitting right next to Lan Zhan and Leans towards her. "I know my limits." 

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"Indecent," she rasps, uncomfortably hot all over.

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She pouts and tilts her head. "What's indecent?" 

She reaches for her cup. 

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WEN YING DRINKING WINE BY A FIRE AND LICKING HER LIPS IS INDECENT

In a lurch of panic at the prospect of Wen Ying licking her lips any more, Lan Zhan throws the entire glass back herself.

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"Oh! If you changed your mind and wanted some you could just say, you didn't need to steal mine!" But the giggle that accompanies the statement doesn't make her sound very upset. 

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Her throat burns, the silky sweet fire of the Emperor's Smile still dancing on her tongue. Lan Zhan has never tasted anything like it before.

She blinks at Wen Ying, trying to think of an excuse for her behavior. Static buzzes in her ears.

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oh no

 

The beaming is far too much for any person to bear. Lan Zhan faints.

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"Eh!? Lan Zhan???" 

She bends over her friend to check her breathing and pulse then gets the hell out of Qing-jie's way, Qing-jie will be able to do things other than confirm that Lan Zhan is alive. 

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"A-Ying what did you do?" She darts forward, reaching out with her spiritual energy as she touches Lan Zhan's wrist.

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Concern!!!

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"Her pulse is steady, qi feels normal -- what on earth --"

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"I poured myself a second glass of wine is all! She took it and I told her two glasses was fine and she drank it!"

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She taps her fingers to a different pulse point, putting her other hand beneath Lan Zhan's nose to quickly check her breathing. "Oh -- her eyes are open a crack, look. Lan-guniang, can you hear me?"

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"...she... appears drunk. I cannot detect anything else wrong with her. But that shouldn't be possible, it is literally impossible for anyone to respond to alcohol this quickly, I do not understand."

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"I don't either! Lan Zhan, Lan Zhan are you okay???"

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She covers her mouth with her hands and giggles wildly. That is so cute. 

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giggling. wow.

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She slowly lets out a breath. "Okay. That is not how alcohol is supposed to function, but - aside from the speed, this matches. I think we're okay."

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Wen Ying pats Lan Zhan's cheek. "Sorry. If I'd known you'd get this drunk this fast on one cup, I wouldn't have encouraged you. On the other hand, this is medically implausible. Jiejie is the best doctor and she says so." 

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cheekpats.................. wow

 

".......Wen Ying," she mumbles.

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"That's me!" 

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Wow.

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"I'm going to tease you about this tomorrow," she giggles. "I was going to have two cups of wine, which I could absolutely handle, and you told me no and proceeded to get drunk." 

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She pats Lan Zhan's cheek and puts the wine away in her sleeve. 

"No more alcohol tonight, though, if something else does manage to go horribly wrong it's the most likely and if I do manage to get drunk jiejie will be disappointed with me." She attempts to tug Lan Zhan back up into a sitting position. "Maybe I won't tease you, it's not like you could anticipate this either. Probably. I will have some questions for Zewu-jun later." 

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Lan Zhan sways in her upright sitting position for a few seconds before toppling forward against Wen Ying's shoulder. Her face lands in Wen Ying's soft, fluffy hair. Lan Zhan finds this quite acceptable.

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Must not snuggle must not snuggle MUST NOT SNUGGLE--

Qing-jie will probably not let her live it down any time soon if she gives into her snuggle-related impulses. 

She caaaarefully takes Lan Zhan by the shoulders and tries to push her upright again. 

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...okay she'll try flopping into Wen Ying's lap instead this time.

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Good enough. She pets Lan Zhan's hair because she is only human. 

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Contented humming.

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The obnoxious bird passes overhead. Wen Ying pauses in her petting to make a Face at it. 

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She hisses through her teeth, narrowing her eyes at it.

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He huddles closer to Da-jie beside the fire.

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Lan Zhan does not notice any obnoxious birds. She is floating in Wen Ying's lap, the world light and easy all around her. This is the most comfortable she's ever been, probably. Wen Ying is beautiful like the sun and moon, and hairpets are excellent.

 

 

 

 

 

oh no why has the hairpetting stopped oh NO. UNACCEPTABLE.

Lan Zhan nudges against Wen Ying's hands like a needy cat.

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...Aww. Wen Ying sort of hopes for Lan Zhan's sake that she doesn't remember this in the morning, it'd probably be really embarrassing. 

She goes back to petting her while she plots horrible demises for Wen Chao. 

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Suddenly Lan Zhan becomes aware that it is Time For Bed.

She sits up, lurches to her feet, and starts stumbling in a random direction away from the fire.

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"Lan Zhan!? Where are you going!?!?"

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Lan Zhan bumps into a tree. She pauses, wrinkles her nose, and redirects in another random direction. "Bed."

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"You're walking away from your bedroll, Lan Zhan," she says, scrambling to her feet. 

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Lan Zhan bumps into another tree. Disappointing.

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"Lan Zhan!" She rushes over and grabs the other girl's wrist to guide her to bed. 

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WOW. 

Lan Zhan lets herself be dragged, blushing, in the proper direction. When they reach her tent, she wraps her arms solidly around Wen Ying's shoulders and tumbles them both into her bedroll so that Wen Ying lands snugly on her chest.

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Um??????

"Um??????"

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"It is nine in the evening. Let's rest." 

She nuzzles into Wen Ying's neck, sighs happily, and conks out.

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Uh. What happens if she tries to. Get up. 

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No.

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"Er-jie, are you..... uh, okay? Do you need help?"

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"Uh, yeah, I'm kinda...stuck." Not that being stuck is unpleasant, but. 

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"Do you want us to get you out?"

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"I think in the long run that would be the least embarrassing option for everyone." 

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Wen Qing comes over and makes a good try of prying Lan-guniang's arms away from her sister.

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No.

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This isn't working. "I can use my needles."

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"Iiiiii'm not sure what happens if a drunk impulsive Lan Zhan wakes up to being stabbed but I'm not sure it's worth it." 

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"Are you sure?"

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"She could actually hurt you! She's disoriented enough she had no idea which direction the tent was in despite the fact that it was plainly visible from where she was!"

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Sigh. "Alright. Sleep well, then. A-Ning and I will take care of watches."

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"Thanks. Sorry."

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"Goodnight, Er-jie!"

 

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They split two shifts for keeping watch, but the night passes uneventfully. 

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She wakes at dawn with her face tucked against something soft and warm.

 

Lan Zhan stiffens in shock. She backs away slowly, staring at -- skin, and then someone's neck, and then -- Wen Ying's sleeping face.

She releases her and scoots three feet away across the tent in a single instant, gasping. What happened??? How -- she doesn't remember. She doesn't remember last night at all, not after -- the fire, and Wei Ying's lips, and wine.

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Wen Ying makes an unconscious little noise of protest and snuggles in closer. 

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AAAAAAAAA

Oh god how did this happen what did she do? What does she do. Wen Ying's hair smells so nice she cannot survive it.

 

Okay. Okay. She will just - meditate, until Wen Ying awakes, as she often does in mornings. Whether Wen Ying is snuggling her and making endearing noises or not is Completely Immaterial.

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She wakes a few minutes later, yawning. 

"--Hi. Sober now?"

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She releases her lightning-quick. "I --

 

 

Last night, what did I...?"

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"You got drunk in seconds on one cup of wine. Qing-jie is the best doctor ever and she was baffled. You were completely out of it, you couldn't sit up straight and when nine o'clock came and you decided it was time for bed you walked off in a random direction. I had to grab you and pull you to your tent and then you wouldn't let go of me." 

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"I apologize. I have never..."

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"Hey, when a doctor like Qing-jie has no idea how something is even possible, you don't have to feel guilty for not having anticipated it." 

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"It's quite unprecedented," says Wen Qing from the center of their campsite. "I believe the Gusu Lan alcohol restriction may be a matter of self preservation, if this is how a single cup can affect you!"

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"Well. Time to pack up the tents, no?"

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Yes absolutely she will happily focus on tents and anything other than her Shame.

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"--Seriously, it's alright," she murmurs after a little while. "I've done sillier things while drunk than walk in the wrong direction and hug people, and I drank a reasonable amount of alcohol to get there." 

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Working all together, the campsite gets packed up quite quickly. They set off downriver again as the sun crests bright over the hills.

Hours later, they reach a sharp bend in the river. The Yin Iron still wants to travel onward straight ahead, southwest. Lan Zhan guides the boat to dock, and they can continue through grassy meadows on foot.

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It's pretty! There are no bunnies but Wen Ying manages to point out several adorable small animals anyway. 

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Cute!!!

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They are, indeed, pretty cute. Lan Zhan does not acknowledge this.

Soon they reach a lively town! Tanzhou's marketplace is bustling and colorful. A massive tree in the center of the city is visible over rooftops from blocks away.

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Oh, lovely. 

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"Oh - oh, heyheyhey! Wen-er guniang!"

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"Eh? Nie-gongxi? What are you doing here?"

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"Ahh, yknow! Just hanging around. I wanted a rest after surviving those terrible lectures before going home, don't you? Is that why you're here - oh, oh, with your siblings! Hi Wen-gongzi, Wen-guniang." Hasty little bows in their direction.

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"Your brother came to pick you up, we saw him, he glowered in our vague general direction. Did you just vanish on him?"

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"Ahhhh, aha, well, Da-ge doesn't really need me in the Unclean Realm really, I promise I'm not very useful to him at all! Besides, a- aren't you the same, Wen-er guniang, aren't you supposed to be back in Qishan now?"

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"Sect Leader Wen doesn't really care about us or anything, he won't worry." 

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"So then we're all good! Tanzhou is a really beautiful town, don't you think, Wen-guniang? I only just got here but everyone seems really nice." 

He smiles around at the shuffling marketpeople, and then does a large doubletake. "Oh, is, uh -- is Lan-guniang here with you?"

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"I managed to convince her of my good intentions enough to make friends by the end of classes!" 

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"Wow! Where are you guys going?"

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Lan Zhan is already walking ahead of them towards the town square.

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Wen Ying starts walking to follow her, not so suddenly that Nie-gongxi will have to exert himself to catch up. "Lan Zhan has sect stuff. I'm tagging along, and then Qing-jie didn't super want me unsupervised and of course we couldn't send A-Ning back to Qishan alone." 

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Lan Zhan draws up short once she reaches the square. A large crowd of people has assembled, clustering excitedly around a man beneath the big tree.

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"Is this where you're being drawn?" she whispers. 

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She hesitates, assessing, and shakes her head. “Close.”

She doesn’t believe the Yin Iron fragment is close enough to be in this square, but possibly whatever phenomenon the crowd has gathered around could be related. Brother said that the fragments would be stored in places of great positive spiritual power to keep them contained.

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“Is there a reason we shouldn’t go closer and see what this gathering is about?”

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“Crowded.”

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"Crowded like that would confuse the signal somehow or crowded like something bad would happen or crowded like crowds are unpleasant?"

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“Unpleasant.”

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"Well, let's just go up to the very edge and ask, then. C'mon!" she says, taking her by the wrist and tugging her toward the crowd. 

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He jogs along beside them, making an earnest effort to peer over the crowd's heads. 

"Sir, sir," he says, tapping the nearest person with his fan. "What are you all looking at? What has happened?"

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"You don't know? The seclusive Lady Florist has put up an invitation, welcoming all cultivators to her mansion up in the hills for a poetry competition. Any cultivator who is worthy -- who is especially elegant and versed in poetry, has the opportunity to be greeted by the Lady Florist in person!"

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"Lady Florist..." she muses, trying to remember anything about such a person. 

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"Hmm, I remember that I read about her in 'Lady Florist and the Flower Phantom'," he muses, fanning himself. "In a beautiful garden in Tanzhou lives a lady florist, who often recites poems by moonlight. Anyone whose poems move her will be granted a magical flower. The flower lasts three years, and its aroma lasts forever..."

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That sounds vaguely familiar. A cultivator, then, and a powerful one. Surely her magical gardens will be a place of great spiritual power? And long seclusion could even be explained by the task of guarding the Yin Iron shard. It's an encouraging lead, at least.

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"Ah, Nie-gongxi, it's true that how well you remember something is directly proportional to how aesthetic it is," she teases. 

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“Ah, Wen-guniang, things are worth remembering in direct proportion to how aesthetic they are!”

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Suddenly, gasps and awed murmurs rise from the crowd. Flower petals of all colors drift down overhead, blown down from the direction of the treetops.

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Ooh! 

The flower petals against the blue sky are gorgeous. 

And Lan Zhan amidst a flurry of petals is even more gorgeous than regular Lan Zhan, which Wen Ying had not previously been confident was possible. 

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Lan Zhan, gazing up in peaceful awe at the beautiful petal shower, does not notice Wei Ying staring. 

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But Wen Qing does. “Nice flowers, hm?”

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"Yep. Gorgeous flowers." 

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Something passes overhead that is not a gorgeous flower and is, in fact, an ominous spooky bird. The Yin Iron pulses colder in its pouch, grabbing Lan Zhan’s attention away from the flower show.

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"Let's get to the Flower Lady's house now." 

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They definitely should. Wen Qing quickly asks someone for directions; the house is just up those hills right over there.

Lan Zhan leads the way, Yin Iron pouch clenched tight in her fist.

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A servant greets them when they arrive. 

"Are these ones here for the poetry reading?"

"No," Wei Ying says firmly. (Alas) "We need to speak to the Flower Lady urgently about the Yin Iron." 

The servant blinks. "I...will inquire of her." 

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A few minutes later a slightly older woman comes to the door, eyeing their group critically. 

"You all seem a bit young to be sect leaders," she observes. 

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Deep bow. "It is an honor, Lady Florist. Are we supposed to be sect leaders?"

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"That's who was supposed to know about the Yin Iron, last I heard." 

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"We were sent by Sect Leader Lan."

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"Master Lan Yi's protection over the piece in Cloud Recesses weakened. Sect Leader Wen seeks the other fragments."

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"We are trying to collect the remaining two pieces before Wen Ruohan can."

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"And yet three of you are Wens." 

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"We're double-agenting. I'm planning a coup." 

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She laughs. "Well, alright then. Come inside and we can talk." 

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A coup???????

Nie Huaisang doesn't have the necessary context for any of this, but it all seems quite exciting to hear about and he really wants to see the pretty gardens, so of course he'll stick with them for now.

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She bows and leads everyone else through the doors.

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"Wow, your gardens are amazing! No wonder they call you the Flower Lady." 

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"Oh, it's, you know, something to pass the time. Nobody needs to know as much about flowers as I've figured out," she laughs softly. 

She leads them to a receiving room with a table and pours everyone tea. The tea is very fragrant and might smell just a little bit like some of the flowers. 

"Now. Tell me everything that's happened so far." 

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Wen Ying considers that she and Lan Zhan are the ones who were around for most of what happened at Cloud Recesses, and considers Lan Zhan's taciturn nature, and the fact that she was around for the incident on the mountain all those years ago, and launches into an expository narrative that catches the Flower Lady up with everything anyone who's reading this thread would know. 

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The Flower Lady sips her tea. 

"Interesting. That would explain the owl." 

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Huaisang appreciates being filled in!!! Now he can stop pretending that he knows what the fuck is going on when he does not, and instead focus on pretending that he is absolutely supposed to be here and on this mission and knowing these things when he is not.

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"The owl means that Wen Chao is near. He might soon come here and attack you."

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"Hmm." 

She studies the five of them. 

"And you can confirm that to the best of your knowledge, this account matches reality, Lan-guniang, Nie-gongxi?"

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"Yes."

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"Me too," says Huaisang, like someone who totally already knew all of this information and has lots of confidence in it.

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"Alright. Follow me. You can bring your tea if you haven't finished it." 

She leads them to a garden at the center of the complex. 

Walking up to the single largest bloom in the place, she extends her hand, and the piece of Yin Iron materializes above the flower and then floats over to hover above her hand. 

"If you've lied to me--about anything important, I won't care if I somehow learn that there weren't actually bunnies in that cave--I will hunt you down and make you regret it," she says levelly. "Clear?"

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"Clear." 

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"Lying is forbidden." She steps forward to accept the Yin Iron. 

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She hands it over. "I understand, but this world contains plenty of hypocrites. Ask your friends in red about the Wen precepts sometime." 

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Nod. "We here are truthful. Thank you, Lady Florist."

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She cracks her knuckles. "You're welcome. Now get out of here before that impolite boy shows up and wants to know why the three of you didn't try to stop me from kicking his ass." 

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"Yes, Ma'am!" He would really like to spend longer looking around these beautiful gardens but he would Really Really like to not get murdered by the Wen Sect. He's already on his feet and ready to go.

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"Assistance is unwanted?"

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"At the moment, yes. But it's sweet of you to offer." 

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They all bow and thank her and depart. Both Yin Iron pieces are securely stowed in Lan Zhan's pouch, informing her that they would like to travel west.

Perhaps they take shelter for the night at the next town they find, going that direction?

 

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"...Wait," she says, halting and looking around at the forest they're passing through. "I know where we are. I didn't realize--I wasn't looking at a map, but--"

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"Yes."

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"Where are we?"

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"Home, A-Ning." 

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"When have you last come here?"

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"A few months before classes started." 

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"Do you have family here?" Surviving family.

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"Yes. Not our parents, but - broader family."

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"Most of the village is extended family in some way." 

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Slow nodding. "You have a place where you normally stay in the town?"

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"Yeah. We visit when we can, and--well, nobody needed our parents' house for anything else." 

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“I’m sorry about you parents, Wen-guniang.”

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"I'm sorry about your dad too." 

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“Yeah.”

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They reach the Wen’s home on Dafan mountain about an hour before the sun sets. Lan Zhan won’t personally initiate any conversation before they get there.

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There is an elderly woman sweeping a shrine in view as they reach the village. 

"Granny!" Wen Ying calls out. The woman looks up and Wen Ying runs forward to hug her. 

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“Granny!” He bounces over to join the hug. 

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Wen Qing follows them, smiling fondly but not running.

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The old woman hugs her younger grandchildren, pressing a kiss to each of their foreheads and then holding out her arms to Wen Qing when she reaches her. 

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She hugs her tightly. “Granny, have you been well?”

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"Well enough. Things have been quiet since your last visit. How have you been? Who are these ones?" she asks, nodding to Nie Huaisang and Lan Zhan. 

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“These are A-Ying’s friends, our classmates from the Lan lectures. Lan-guniang, Nie-gongzi.”

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“It is an honor.” Bow.

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“Hi, Wei-guniang’s grandmother! It’s nice to meet you.”

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She gives them a cautious, lopsided smile back. "The Lan lectures? That sounds like a story." 

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"Sect Leader wanted us to steal something but instead we did not. The situation is complicated but, uh--Lan Zhan, it doesn't feel nearby, right?"

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Headshake.

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“We might not be able to stay in town very long, Granny, but I’m glad we get to visit. Overnight, at least.”

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"We're handling something dangerous--um, really dangerous, but it's not here." Hug. "It's good to visit as long as the danger doesn't come here." Again. 

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"Well. You do what you have to." Squeeze. She lets go. "There's nothing much to eat in that house, and there isn't much point changing that if it's just overnight. You'll all have supper at mine," she says, and it isn't a question. 

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Yay! He bounces on his heels excitedly.

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“Wow, thank you so much Granny Wen!”

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That’s — unnecessary, but kind. It would be impolite to refuse.

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All three of the Wen siblings are at least a little more relaxed here, in the company of this woman, than they have been elsewhere. 

They reach the old woman's house and she starts preparing dinner, assigning her grandchildren assistive tasks and eyeing A-Ying's friends speculatively. 

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Grandchildren get to work on their assistive tasks!

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She would like to help too, if she could be of use.

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Granny briefly quizzes her about her culinary abilities and sets her to chopping vegetables. 

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She can chop vegetables!! Lan Zhan applies herself seriously to the vegetable chopping. It's... nice, seeing a happier and more relaxed Wen Ying. Lan Zhan would like to see her look relaxed more of the time.

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Wen Ying sweeps around the kitchen, bringing Granny what she asks for and swapping out fully-chopped vegetables for new ones when Lan Zhan finishes, barely needing to look to find things. 

"--I'm glad you got to see this," she murmurs to Lan Zhan at one point. "Cloud Recesses is beautiful, and--I wouldn't want you thinking that I was so emotionally impoverished as to have nothing better than Nightless City to call home."

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"I have never thought of you that way."

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"Oh. I'm really glad." 

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"It is pleasant here. I hope you are able to return soon."

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"Me too. My life hasn't exactly gone how I would've chosen, so far, but...as long as I have this place to come home to, I can't count myself unlucky."

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"I think I'm lucky!" Wen Ying volunteers beside her. "I really like being here and, and all the people here, but even when we aren't here I have Er-jie and Da-jie."

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"Yeah! Wen Ruohan and his sons suck soooo much, but really, like, every single other person in my life is great enough you have to wonder if the universe is trying to balance the scales. Especially A-Ning and Qing-jie but not just them." 

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Lan Zhan nearly asks who else, before realizing that Wen Ying must mean all of the rest of her family in this town. 

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"Ooh, Wen-er guniang, what about me and Lan-guniang?"

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"You're both very good but Lan Zhan is better than you, sorry Nie-gongxi but it's the truth." 

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Dinner is delicious, the kind of simple but filling and well-made food that takes a lifetime to perfect. It sure is a good thing they aren't in the Cloud Recesses with their three-bowl limit right now because it's been months and mmmmmmmmm.

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Granny is of the opinion that young people these days are all too skinny anyway. 

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Lan Zhan stays properly within the three-bowl limit, but does express appreciation to Granny for the delicious food.

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Well, if she's sure. She's a nice young lady, anyways, complimenting an old woman like this. Would she be a dear and help her with the dishes?

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Once they're alone, she says, "I've seen you looking at my granddaughter for over an hour now, and I can't say as I disapprove--I was young once too, you know. But I have to ask: what are your intentions?"

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"No intentions," she manages. "We are only travel companions."

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"Only, hm? Is that what Ying-er would say if I asked her?"

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Oh god please don't ask her. "I - do not...

I will not trouble her."

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"Oh, relax. I don't know if there's a word for when you're like cutsleeves but women, but as I said, I was young once." 

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That is -- unexpected! This whole conversation has been unexpected and stressful, even though Granny Wen is a delight. Lan Zhan wishes to Exit.

It feels slightly dishonest omitting that she and Wen Ying are actually married, but it isn't as though that will come up. Wen Ying doesn't know and isn't going to know and doesn't care, as far as Lan Zhan can tell, so it's never going to matter.

"...I see."

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"Just be honest with each other if anything does happen. Nobody wants to be in a situation where somebody finds out only years after the fact that they drunkenly eloped with three different people and also a horse over the span of a month." 

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"Not a problem."

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"Good." Handpat. Okay, dishes dealt with, time to head back in to the grandchildren, Lan-guniang can accompany her or stay out here for a bit and hyperventilate, either one. 

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DEFINITELY HYPERVENTILATE, THANKS.

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Grandchildren continue to be really glad to spend time with her! Wen Ning starts telling her very excitedly about his archery progress at Cloud Recesses over the summer.

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That's wonderful! She's so proud of him! He will definitely have to show her sometime, on their next visit if they can't make time tomorrow morning. 

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Yay!! He would really like to do that!

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Awww.

Wen Qing would like to hear more about how everyone else in the village is doing. How's baby Yuan?

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He has two teeth now! It's so cute!!!

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"Aww! That is cute! If we can't make time to see him tomorrow morning you have to convey an absolutely embarrassing amount of baby-talk and endearments from me." 

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"Enough to embarrass Ying-er? I'm not sure my old lungs can handle that," Granny teases. 

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"Nobody's lungs can."

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"But what if A-Yuan deseeeerves that much?"

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"Perhaps the combined efforts of a hundred men."

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"Acceptable tribute." 

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It's getting closer to nine in the evening. Were they going to go to the other house to sleep?

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Yeah Granny's house is kind of small. The grandchildren hug her on the way out and then lead the way to a somewhat dusty but not egregiously neglected house nearby. 

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The house only contains three beds, for the three siblings. Wen Qing will share one with A-Ning, and Huaisang gets the second to himself.

A-Ying and Lan-guniang can negotiate over the remaining bed however they like.

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Lan Zhan can sleep perfectly well on the hard floor, that's fine.

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What, no, Lan Zhan is a guest, Wen Ying is totally fine with the floor. 

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No. This is Wen Ying's home and she deserves to get to sleep in her nice bed.

Lan Zhan lays down on the floor.

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Wh--no! Guest! Hospitality!

She flomps down on the floor too, arms crossed and pouting. 

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Oh no that's adorable.

 

 

Lan Zhan will only use the bed if Wen Ying does too. Wen Ying getting a bed is very important.

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Blush. Okay that's acceptable. 

"Good night," she whispers once they're both ensconced under the covers. 

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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

Quiet under-the-covers whispering induces slight panic, but Lan Zhan isn't... uncomfortable.

It is correct, after all, to share a bed with her wife. She can almost imagine that they are home in the Jingshi, living together. 

"Good night, Wen Ying."

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"Mmmmmm," she sighs, and closes her eyes and snuggles under the covers and goes to sleep. 

She looks so peaceful and innocent when she's asleep. 

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AAAAAAa.

Lan Zhan still is not going to trust Wen Ying with holding the Yin Iron, because Brother instructed her so and because Wen Ying is still too chaotic for that to be safe, but also she thinks she might die for her.

Despite the circumstances, Lan Zhan falls easily asleep at nine.

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Wen Ying wakes up in the middle of the night. At first she has no idea why, but she listens, and--something is wrong. Very wrong. She lets go of Lan Zhan, whom she had apparently snuggled up to in her sleep, and slides out of bed. 

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Lan Zhan wakes the instant Wen Ying lets go. 

 

“...Wen Ying?”

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"Something's wrong. All the animals are quiet."

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Wen Ning stirs awake in the next room. Something is wrong. 

“...Jiejie?”

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She’s asleep.

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He nudges her shoulder hesitantly. “Da-jie?”

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“Nnnn?”

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“Something’s wrong, Da-jie.”

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She sits up and rubs her eyes. 

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Wen Ying pokes her head in. "Oh, good, you're up. I'm going to wake Nie-gongxi. Lan Zhan says the Yin Iron doesn't feel any closer but that doesn't mean there aren't a hundred other things that could be wrong, and he'll at least be more defensible if he can move under his own power." 

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“...okay. Hurry, we should check on Granny.”

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"At the least." 

She goes and shakes Nie-gongxi awake. 

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He yelps and flails awake. “W — Wen-guniang??”

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"Something's wrong and we'd rather have you capable of running away than not that." 

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Oh wow he appreciates that!!! Huaisang gets dressed and ready as fast as possible.

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She opens the door. 

She closes the door. 

"Guuuuuys? I think we have worse problems than needing to check on Granny. Um. It looks like everyone else is awake too, and there's...something wrong with their faces...and it almost looks like they're sleepwalking...and they were all headed this way." 

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Fuck. “You all should leave. I’ll go up and see what’s wrong with them.”

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"Qing-jie, you're not really a fighter, do you think going all by yourself is a good idea?"

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“I am the only doctor here. It’s my responsibility to fix whatever is wrong with them and none of you will be any use.”

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"I can hold someone down without hurting them!" she says indignantly. "That's useful!"

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“Wen-guniang, we will assist you.”

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She chews her lip. “Being controlled in a group like that, like sleepwalking. That is within the capabilities of the Yin Iron. I hadn’t thought one fragment was enough.”

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"How can we help them?"

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"It has to be that stupid owl, you saw how it was smoking." 

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"Run from them, try to find and kill the owl quickly," Wen Qing concludes. "Let's go now."

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They head out the back door; there are more people converging on the front. They do not run towards the dancing goddess shrine, because Wen Ying may not have ever had the opportunity to become horror movie genre savvy but nobody here is stupid, even if Nie-gongxi likes to pretend to be. 

It isn't long before they can hear the sounds of minor property destruction behind them as their loved ones swarm through the house. 

Wen Ying gazes at the sky, barely looking where she's putting her feet. It's dark, dark enough for the owl to be well-camouflaged, but if it passes in front of a star or, better yet, the moon...

It doesn't do so immediately. 

"We need somewhere we can hide until morning, in the worst case scenario," she says, rubbing her nose. 

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"There are caves, in the mountains," she pants. "We need to keep moving until we find something."

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"Yep. And I am going to use a wind talisman to check any cave we're thinking of entering to make sure it doesn't extend all the way to the goddess statue somehow or something." 

They start circling back toward the mountain, taking a broad enough arc that the Yin-controlled villagers don't gain on them much. Wen Ying gnashes her teeth the whole way, her relatives' plight itching at her. 

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"Ying-jie, what are we going to do if we don't find a good cave?"

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"We get on our swords and hover out of reach until morning comes and we can find the damn owl to kill it. And before you ask why that's not Plan A, if we can fortify a cave we can rest there, hovering on a sword isn't that tiring but I don't know how long it'll be necessary for." 

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Huaisang is already tired enough!! He huffs and complains but tries not to actually slow the group down.

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She moves fastest, forging ahead towards the mountains.

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"Er-jie... once you kill the owl, will everyone be okay?"

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"They had better be." No, no, have to be strong for A-Ning. "Probably they will. If they aren't--if it has to be reversed deliberately, I will make Wen Chao do it." 

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He's really, really scared for their family, but he nods and tries to be reassured.

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They reach the mountain and start hiking up its forested slopes. Are any caves visible in the dark?

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Not really. They can find a few once someone lights a fire talisman, though. 

Wen Ying checks the first one with a wind talisman, then when it's determined to be safe (relatively speaking) checks it out in person. It's damp and not the comfiest ever and a little small but it'll do. 

Once everyone's inside she starts doing things to the cave mouth and a barrier a lot like the ones at Cloud Recesses springs up. 

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They pile inside. Wen Ning huddles against Wen Qing, shivering.

"Thank you, A-Ying."

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"You're welcome." 

The barrier is transparent. 

This is useful for looking out to see if the fucking owl is visible yet. 

It is less useful for morale when the villagers show up. 

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"Granny..." He scoots closer to the barrier, trying to catch her attention.

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Granny makes no perceptible response to him. 

"Wen Chao is going to pay for this," Wen Ying snarls in a low voice. 

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"You can't kill him. Not while we still need to appear loyal to Uncle."

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"I know. Unfortunately. I'm not going to kill him yet, but I am going to hurt him." 

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"Please be careful, Er-jie."

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Lan Zhan examines the villagers closely. "The marks on their neck, what are they?"

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"Marks of the Yin Iron. Those cracks on their faces are the same as Uncle's experiments. White eyes are the same also."

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"You do not believe this to be permanent?"

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"No! No, they're, they're still there, Lan-guniang. Right, Jie?"

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Nod. "They are still alive. The owl must not carry enough of the Yin Iron's power to rob them from their bodies entirely."

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"I want to clarify that while I can't kill Wen Chao over this now, when I do eventually kill Wen Chao I'm dedicating it to this night." 

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Well, Wen Qing certainly hopes Wen Chao won't do anything worse than this before he becomes strategically killable. She doubts it.

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If it comes to it she can kill him over multiple things. 

The sky gradually lightens. When she can make out the faint movement of an even-darker shape, Wen Ying grabs her sword and hops on it.

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Lan Zhan instantly draws Bichen and follows her lead.

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("Ahhh, I'll just - stay here.")

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The two of them pass through the barrier with no incident. The owl sees them and dives towards the forest. Wen Ying grits her teeth and puts on a burst of speed. 

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Lan Zhan swoops down after her, bracing herself to swerve through the treetops. Cold wind stings her face.

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The mist grows thicker around them. Eventually they lose track of the owl, and shortly after that are forced to dismount lest they run into a tree. 

Wen Ying grits her teeth and closes her eyes and listens for the damn owl. 

Instead she hears a rattling clank that alerts her just in time to deflect some kind of chain with her sheathed sword. 

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"Wen Ying!" Lan Zhan darts through the mist to Wen Ying's side, sword drawn. "Hurt?"

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"I'm fine, it's just WEN CHAO BEING A BITCH AGAIN," she yells the last part.

shnkshnkshnkshnkshnk another chain this one aimed at Lan Zhan. 

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She leaps into the air, striking the chain with Bichen as she twirls out of reach.

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The chains come at them again, forcing the two of them into an intensely homoerotic literally back-to-back fighting style. 

"I've seen him do this before," she tells Lan Zhan. "I just need the right moment..."

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"Mm."

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The chains come at them again, and Wen Ying lashes out with her sword in a sort of twisting motion, and manages to get the entirety of one of the chains wrapped around her sword's sheath and under control. 

--Which means she's VERY DISTRACTED when the other one catches her around the neck and slams her into a tree. 

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OH NO

Lan Zhan realizes too late, lunges after her and dives through the mist -- she needs to go faster -- "Wen Ying!"

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"I'll be fine! I can handle this! Go after the owl!"

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No.  She zooms onward - can see Wen Ying's shape, now, through the mist -- 

 

An arc of blue light slices out from Bichen and smashes into the chain, Lan Zhan reaching the tree a second later.

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The chain drops to the ground, and the mist starts to clear, revealing Wen Ying smirking with a struggling, smoke-spewing owl in her hands. 

"Somebody's going to take us back to his master," she coos dangerously to it. She looks up at Lan Zhan. 

"I really was fine," she says apologetically. 

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Relief.

 

"Your neck?"

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She shifts her grip on the owl so she can hold it with only one hand, the other probing at her neck. 

"A little sore. I'll ask jiejie for a more detailed diagnosis when we get back." 

The imprint of the chain is outlined in red, but there isn't any bleeding or immediate bruising. 

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"Nn." She will follow Wen Ying's lead to her cousin, then.

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Wen Chao is, it transpires, hiding some distance from the village. When they reach him, Wen Ying wrings the bird's neck and then stalks up behind him. 

"Hello, Chao-er," she says dangerously. He turns, a look of panic on his face, and she punches him straight in the face. He goes down like a sack of potatoes. She loops the chain around his neck and hauls him to his feet by it. 

"If you ever. Ever. Touch my village again. I will lingchi you slowly and feed you each scrap of flesh as I remove it. Are we clear. Cousin?" she spits the last word out sarcastically. 

He nods frantically, his breath too constricted to speak. 

She drops him to his feet, the chain going slack. He's just started catching his breath when she punches him in the face again, and this time he goes out like a light. She stomps on him somewhere delicate enough that he'll definitely still be feeling it when he wakes up, drops the chains on him, and turns and stalks away. 

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Well that was much hotter than it should have been. Time to IGNORE THAT and focus on matching Wen Ying's pace. "The effects will be gone, now?"

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"Yep! In theory. If theory does not match reality we come back here and hurt him some more." 

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"For beating him, will he retaliate against you?"

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"He might try. But the people in the village are all named Wen too, or at least married to people who are; Sect Leader Wen won't be mad at me for defending them like he would be if I beat up Wen Chao over his being an asshole at the Salute Ceremony. And I'm smarter and more competent than he is."

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Accurate.

Lan Zhan won't raise any further concerns as they make their way back to the mountainside cave.

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Everyone is free of the Yin Iron's control! There is lots of confusion and crying and hugging. 

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Wen Qing is earnestly trying to console their grandmother, embracing her. Wen Ning is helping their relatives fuss over baby A-Yuan several yards away.

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"Wen-guniang! You're back! You, you both took so long I thought we were going to die for sure, it was terrible. Did something bad happen?" His eyes flick to the marks on Wen Ying's neck and then away.

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He looks up when Nie Huaisang shouts, then exclaims and scrambles to his feet. "Er-jie!!"

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She rushes towards A-Ning and clings to him tightly. 

"--Nothing worse than you'd expect from the words 'Wen Chao was involved,'" she says, "and not nearly as bad as it could've been. Everyone's okay? I mean--physically, like nobody fell and broke something while insensate, obviously everyone isn't okay okay."

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"I don't think so," A-Yuan's mother says softly. She is cradling her son more tightly to herself now that A-Ning is focusing more on his sister than the baby. 

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"--Ah, I was hoping at least little A-Yuan had been left out of it--Wen Chao is going to die as horribly as I can manage--is he okay?" 

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She smiles wanly. "He seems to have managed to sleep through the whole thing. I don't know if Wen Chao targeted him, but I was holding him when I went under and I was holding him when I woke up." 

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"I'm glad he's okay, at least." 

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"Yes. Will you two watch him while I go stress-vomit," she says, looking more than a little queasy. 

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"--Yeah, definitely." 

She accepts the baby while her cousin runs off to vomit somewhere the smell won't upset the sleeping infant. Her eyes soften as she gazes down at him, and she gently pokes a fingertip into his mouth for him to sleepily teethe on. 

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Oh. Soft.

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"Everyone's really upset," he tells his second sister, hushed. "I d-don't know how to tell them all that it's okay? But I think Da-jie is, trying."

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"I mean, it's not okay, what happened definitely sucked, they have a right to be really upset that something horrible happened." She shrugs. "It's not as bad as what happened all those years ago, but...that's a really low bar." 

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She sets eyes on Lan Zhan and brightens immediately. 

"Lan Zhan! Hey Lan Zhan!!! Come meet my adorable baby cousin!!!"

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He didn't mean that they shouldn't be upset, just that they shouldn't be guilty on top of the other upset. Granny especially seems to feel really bad for attacking them when she didn't actually do anything wrong, and he thinks that that's bad, actually. But he doesn't argue.

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What an adorable baby cousin! Lan Zhan comes closer and hums, looking down at the baby.

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The baby is very asleep but also gumming and suckling a little at Wen Ying's finger. 

"Isn't he the most precious little creature you ever saw?" Wen Ying gushes. 

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Too cute oh nooooooooo. Lan Zhan is melting. "Precious," she agrees solemnly. "Good baby."

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"Good baby! Very good baby, staying asleep all night even though Wen Chao was doing horrible things to everyone," she coos. "Good good good baby." She presses a kiss to his tiny precious good forehead. 

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Wen Ying is so good with the baby, oh no. Oh no.

 

"Do you want children?"

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"Not while Wen Ruohan and his sons are still alive," she says immediately. "...But yes."

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"I do too."

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-- she regrets that immediately, time to walk away without another word.

What is she thinking? She can't discuss the prospects of children with her wife who does not even know that they are married. She can't discuss the prospects of children with Wen Ying.

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Eh!?

...Well, she can't do anything about Lan Zhan walking away right now, she has to watch the baby. The good precious sweet baby.

Eventually A-Yuan's mom comes back and A-Yuan is returned to her and Wen Ying an go around hugging other people and telling them horrible things she's going to do to Wen Chao about this. 

Eventually she sits down on the other side of Granny from Jiejie and hugs Granny and gives her sister a sympathetic look.

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Weary smile. "You did well, A-Ying. Did you find him?"

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"Yep. He's still alive. He'll have some magnificent bruises, though."

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Uneasy nodding. Wen Qing wants Wen Chao punished. She wants him dead. But everything is... still so uncertain. She worries that she should have been stricter, forbidding hurting him until later.

A-Ying probably wouldn't have listened anyway, she tells herself.

"Oh -- your neck, what happened? A-Ying! Why didn't you come to me straight away!" She squeezes Granny with one arm and lets go, hurrying to pull out her medicine kit.

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"I'm fine! Wen Chao just did that stupid thing with the chains, you know, and I had to let myself get grabbed to get the bird."

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She tsks and shakes her head, leaning forward to dab ointment onto the bruises. "Does your throat hurt?"

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"A little sore." She nonetheless carefully moves her head so Jiejie can access what she wants to. She knows better than to let her protestations of fine-ness get to the point of not cooperating with Jie's medical treatment. "Wen Chao's neck looks much worse." 

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"Hmmm.

Did you find out what the hell he thought this was going to accomplish?"

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"Nnnnno, but if I had to guess, he was trying to get the Yin Iron pieces off Lan Zhan." 

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She sighs. "And of course he would not think through the collateral damage, or what it would cost him. Of course. I am -- so fed up with Wen Chao making his stupidity my problem."

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"I know! It's sort of almost convenient in that I can super plausibly blame him for whatever I want, and yet, I don't feel the slightest slip of a hint of gratitude." 

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"At least no one was hurt. Physically. Recovery is still going to take a long time."

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"It will. It's--not as bad as last time, but--the comparison is there. And we still haven't exactly recovered from that." 

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No, they haven't.

 

 

Well. She cannot and will not just sit here moping all day. Time to get back to checking on everyone, making absolutely sure that there are no injuries and that everyone has what they need.

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Wen Ying hugs lots and lots of people, and fetches food and water, and hovers anxiously. Eventually A-Yuan's mom hands her the baby again just to distract her. 

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Lan Zhan really does not want to rush Wen Ying, but seeing Wen Chao actively trying to snatch the Yin Iron away from them has put her on edge. 

"I can go on alone. If you wish," she finally says when the sun marks noon. 

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She gives the baby back to his mom and stands up. 

"No, you're right. I'll ask jie how much longer she's going to be, gimme a sec." 

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"Mm."

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She weaves her way through assorted relatives to her sister. 

"How's it coming? I don't know how long the shitty spoiled fool will be out." 

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"Ah. I am not necessary for anything more, we can say our goodbyes." She is frowning, clearly unhappy at the prospect of leaving everyone behind.

"I... want to leave A-Ning here. But we can't, anything could happen..."

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"I think I've managed to terrify Wen Chao into leaving this place alone. He knows he can't take me, if I decide to follow through on my threats." 

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She chews her lip. "But anything could happen between us. A war could start. What if we can't reach him?"

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"You're not wrong, but...in that case Granny wouldn't be safe either, or A-Yuan or anyone." 

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"...yes. They would be safer with him here."

She looks completely miserable about it.

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"You could stay too. I'll be perfectly safe with Lan Zhan." 

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"Don't be stupid."

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"Am I stupid for thinking A-Ning needs you more than I do, or for trusting her?" 

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"Do you think it's safe here or not?" she snaps. "You're stupid for wanting to go off by yourself, you always do this! Do you think I'm going to let you report back to Uncle all by yourself, having to explain where we've gone? Do you think I'm needed less by the people actively angering Wen Chao than the people not doing that?"

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"I think it's safe here! The thing people need you for here isn't physical protection! And I wouldn't even be alone this time." She shifts uncomfortably. "It was kind of stupid not thinking of Uncle, though. I wasn't," she clarifies. "Just the parts that come next." 

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Wen Qing huffs. "Yes, you always think only of the parts that come next! This is exactly why I won't let you go alone, A-Ying. I trust Lan-guniang within reason. I trust your capabilities. But if A-Ning will be safe as you say, here on his own, I must go with my little sister."

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"Sorry, jie." 

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"Mhm." Hug. Sigh. "A-Ning will be unhappy about separating also. I should tell him now."

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Nod nod. 

She goes with her. Hugging A-Ning about it is her big sister responsibility. 

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"A-Ning. A-Ying and I are going to leave soon. We need you to stay here."

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"W- what? But. But, you already said that..."

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"That was before last night. A-Ning, everyone here is so shaken. They are vulnerable and might need defending again. I want you to stay home and take care of Granny. Can you do that for me?"

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"But Jie, I want -

I want to help you and Ying-jie and Lan-guniang and, and Zewu-jun, like w-we promised. I can..."

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"A-Ning. This isn't about what you can do. Okay? You're a very strong cultivator. You've come so far this year. That's why I'm trusting you to defend the people here, A-Ning, I wouldn't tell you to do this if I didn't think it was important."

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"Helping you is important, too, though, and you''ll, you'll be somewhere more dangerous..."

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"A-Ning. Do you not listen to your older sister anymore?"

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"Nn. No."

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"You must listen to me. I'm sorry, didi."

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Wen Ning wants to remind her that she'd said they weren't going to split up, she'd said that they wouldn't leave him behind somewhere. It feels like that would be a mean thing to bring up. He doesn't want Jiejie to feel bad, he just really wants her to change her mind. 

 

"Jiejie if it's, because I d- don't keep my feet parallel enough, I, - "

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"No, A-Ning, it isn't like that. I promise. It's only that I need someone to stay behind and look after our family and I trust you to listen to me when I tell you to do that more than A-Ying."

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"I don't want you to leave."

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She hugs him, before she can start crying where he can see it.

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OH NO. 

HUGS. 

"A-Ning, this really is because you're good at things, not because you're bad at things," she says quietly. "If Wen Ruohan manages to start a war we want this place to not be completely undefended. A-Ning, you're going to be the only fighting cultivator here. If we didn't trust you, we would absolutely want you with us where we can keep me and Lan Zhan between you and any danger." She bites her lip. "I mean. We want that anyway. But we also want that for Granny and A-Yuan and everyone and we can't do that." 

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Hugs. Er-jie is very good at hugs.

"When will you come back?"

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"As soon as we can," she promises him. "I don't know how long that will be. But soon." 

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"...okay.

Can, will you... please be safe too?"

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"Yes. I promise I'll come back safe to you, A-Ning." 

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"Okay."

Wen Ning needs a lot of hugging about it, but he'll let them go without further arguments.

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Okay. Hopefully that didn't take long enough that Lan Zhan will have left already. Where's Nie-gongxi?

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Nie-gongzi is flopped over here on a rock. When he sees Wen Ying approach he scrambles half-heartedly to look like he might've been just about to do something productive. "Wen-guniang! Are we leaving already?"

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"We are. I'm not your big brother, you don't have to pay futile lip service to the concept of work to me, you know." 

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"Ahhh, Wen-guniang, you know me too well."

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Lan Zhan was waiting patiently for sibling hugs, but she is not going to wait patiently for Wen Ying and Nie Huaisang to """know""" each other. She turns away and hops on her sword.

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"Nie-gongxi, if you object to people knowing you well enough to make that observation, you're going to need to stop going out in public. Ah, Lan Zhan, wait for me!" she calls, mounting her own sword. 

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No.

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Wen Ying manages to catch up to Lan Zhan even if she doesn't slow down. 

"Aiyah, aiyah, be just a little more patient, okay? I don't think Chifeng-zun will give me any of the benefit of the doubt if I leave his baby brother behind." 

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Eyeroll. 

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"--Seriously, though, he hates the Wen sect, uh, for good reasons, he spent a little time glowering at the three of us just before your brother recruited us for this mission."

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"Mm."

She can go a little slower.

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This will earn her GRATEFUL BEAMING from Wen Ying. 

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Aaaaaaa that's a FLIGHT HAZARD.

 

Lan Zhan miraculously does not crashland before they reach Yueyang, where the Yin Iron pulls her.

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Oh, nice. Huaisang had been about to request that they touch down here; he is pleased and relieved to see that they're actually landing to enter the town anyway. Before he ran off, he had left Meng Yao a letter saying that he would be in Yueyang in about a week. After all of these quest shenanigans, he hadn't been sure if he would actually make it by when he'd promised, but here he is.

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"So the last piece feels close by?"

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She nods slowly. "Very close. The exact direction from here is uncertain."

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"Ah, hm, that's inconvenient. I haven't heard of any particular concentrations of pure energy to be hiding it, but I hadn't heard of the Flower Lady either..."

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"We could ask people in the town if there's anything weird happening nearby? Since, uh, it seems like the Yin Iron likes to do lots of weird things. I think."

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"Well, if it is doing something it's probably doing something really dramatic." 

She stops by a food vendor and buys each of them a stick of Tanghulu and inquires about local spookiness. Apparently the local spookiness involves something horrible happening to the local cultivation sect! This is very consistent with the Yin Iron's behavior during That Incident. 

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They should go right away.

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Ahahahaha yeahhh he actually might not?? He might just. Wait here for Meng Yao to show up. You guys go on ahead it's fine.

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Yeah sure fine valid. 

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Before they get even ten paces away from the town gates, Lan Zhan gasps and stumbles to her knees. The Yin Iron fragments burn shockingly, impossibly cold, painful even through their protective pouch. Resentful energy sears Lan Zhan's breast and her vision blurs -- 

She sees blood - and screaming, people are being slaughtered - bodies with cracked skin and blank eyes and so, so much blood - 

 

Something very bad is happening, right at this moment - it hurts -
 

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"Lan Zhan? Lan Zhan!" 

When she regains her senses, Wen Ying is on her knees beside her, hand on one shoulder and her face etched with worry. 

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Lan Zhan pants for breath, her eyes wide with horror.

"Chang Sect," she rasps, clutching her chest. "Right now --- go -- "

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Wen Ying is about to agree and tell Qing-jie to look after Lan Zhan, but then she remembers what she promised A-Ning and also Jiejie yelling at her for trying to go off alone, and says, "Not without you. Are you okay? What's wrong?"

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She shakes her head, fighting to catch her breath. "It is -- fine -- the Yin Iron reacted. I can go." Lan Zhan struggles to her feet.

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"Wait a moment, Lan-guniang, let me check you first --" she takes Lan-guniang's arm, supporting her, and touches her other hand to Lan-guniang's wrist.

 

"-- you seem fine. I'll check more thoroughly for subtle effects later, let's go."

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They reach Chang Manor. 

The ominous knocking occurs as the candy woman had said. 

They bust in to find a very large number of corpses with some very familiar signs on them. 

It is definitely too late for even Wen Qing to help any of them. 

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Her chest feels tight and prickly, and her eyes sting. She is - glad, at least, that Wen Ning has stayed behind. This would upset him.

This is upsetting her.

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Clearly the last Yin Iron shard has been used here. Hopefully it remains close by enough that they can still track it down quickly, prevent this butchery from happening to any other sect

She holds her Yin Iron pouch aloft, turning slowly...

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Once she turns all the way around she's greeted by the sight of some asshole lounging on the rooftops.

"Welcome!" 

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"You! You asshole, what are you doing here?"

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"Awwwwww, Ying-jiejie, you don't like what I've done with the place?" He hops to his feet, smirking. "'S not anything your righteous Uncle didn't allow! I've been very good."

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"Who is this."

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"Who is that?" he counters cheerfully. "Ying-jiejie, did you make a frieeeend?"

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"This is Xue Yang. He...works for Sect Leader Wen. He's more...viciously creative...than I am, even though I'm much smarter. Sometimes Sect Leader makes us work together. It's never pleasant." 

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"That's not very nice," he drawls, pouting. "I think we work really well together! Ying-jiejie can just draw the prettiest pictures with a knife, Lan-guniang, has she shown you?"

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"Xue Yang! Stop talking out of your ass and get down here. Sect Leader Wen wanted you back in Qishan a week ago."

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When he says "the prettiest pictures with a knife," Wen Ying flinches and looks away from Lan Zhan. 

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Fun.

"I don't know, Wen Qing, I don't really feel like being in Qishan right now. It's such a nice night out here, isn't it? Think I might stay for a while, do some tourism. Wanna come with, Ying-jiejie?"

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"Don't call her that."

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He giggles. "Aw, you're funny. Why are you two carting a Lan douchebag around? Wen Qing, I thought your type was a little shorter."

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She rolls her eyes as loudly as possible.

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"Don't call her that," she snaps. "Lan Zhan is better than the both of us put together." 

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"At what? Eating her vegetables?"

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She grits her teeth. This is Xue Yang; she can't just lash out blindly and expect it to work. 

"Plenty of things. Among ones you care about--having any sense of style at all." 

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Xue Yang considers this.

"Mmmm, white is a good choice," he finally concedes. White is a very sexy color, on the right people. Lan-guniang isn't his type, of course, but -- hmm actually, maybe something interesting will happen if he looks pointedly at her chest.

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"Don't worry, that's the look he gets when he's pretending to perv on someone to get a reaction, not the look he gets when he's sincerely perving on someone," she assures Lan Zhan. "I hate that I know this, but." 

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Awwwwwwwwww his fun has been RUINED.

Whatever, there's always more fun to be had.

"So, am I free to go then?" he singsongs. "You two aren't allowed to kill me. What about Lan-guniang? Are you keeping her on a long leash?"

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She draws her sword. It isn't her place to assign executions, but she will not allow him to murder any more people. "Surrender."

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Man, that's not even a fun threat. Lan-guniang sucks. He needs to ask Wen Ying to pick up a more exciting girlfriend next time, when this is over.

"You have to catch me first!" he calls, turning his heel and springing away from the roof.

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Time to unveil this one talisman she's been working on, then. Thwip. Now they're connected at the wrist by a cord of glowing blue light. She yanks on it hard. 

Once he's on the ground she stalks towards him. 

"Ask not what I am allowed to do, but just how hard my fuck supply has been taxed over the past week," she says flatly. 

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He laughs, delighted. "Ying-jiejie, this is new! Did you invent this just to get me on my back?"

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"Xue Yang, I am out of your league and you know it. Try hitting on someone more your speed, like Wen Chao."

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"Gross."

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"Xue Yang, where is the Yin Iron?"

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"What's it to you? Didn't I already agree to bring it to your uncle after this?"

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"Uncle does not trust you and I trust you even less, Xue Yang. Hand it over."

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"Xue Yang, you are even more of an unfettered chaos beast than I am, and we cannot afford to assume that this isn't when you finally slip the leash. Also it really isn't promising that, uh, you weren't in Qishan a week ago. Like Qing-jie said you were supposed to be." 

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"Are you going to kill me?"

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"We need to search him."

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"Right."

She kneels on his sternum and starts patting him down. 

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She won't find anything. He winks up at Lan-guniang.

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She turns him over, presses his face into the dirt with her knee on the back of his head, and searches his back too. 

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Nothing there either. Xue Yang laughs into the dirt.

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"Xue Yang! You--"

Pause. 

"What's going on?"

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He perks up immediately, despite still having a knee pressed to his skull. "Xiao Xingchen~ you finally caught up to me! What took you so long?"

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"Er, you seem to have caught him? That's good? --My name is Xiao Xingchen and I've been chasing this miscreant for some time." 

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"The miscreant is liable to claim that he and I are friends. He is lying." 

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"Don't worry, I know better than to trust anything he says." 

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“Xiao Xingchen?” Lan Zhan bows. “It is an honor to meet you. What should be done with him?”

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"He needs to be brought to justice. Are you here to apprehend him for..." he gazes around with unease and sorrow, "...this?"

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"Iiiiish? We were sort of sent on a fetch quest by a sect leader, and then...he happened. Should we just kill him? At this point I suspect we should just kill him." 

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"It would be preferable if he could stand trial for his crimes, but..."

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“Where would you have him stand trial?”

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"Somewhere jurisdictionally appropriate?"

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"Bad idea. Most of his crimes--well, at least the ones I know of--took place in Qishan, and the current Wen sect leader is, uh...not big on justice. Or, uh, anything except his own power." 

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"This kind of thing is exactly why I've avoided getting entangled with any major sect." 

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"Good plan if you can make it work!" 

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"Perhaps we should restrain him more thoroughly. Your knees will tire eventually." 

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"Mm, point." 

She shifts her weight minutely--

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He twists, and it's enough to lift his arm and slam the hilt to the ground; an unnaturally thick cloud of dust rises with a gust of wind, blinding all of them.

He twists again, this time enough to dislodge Wen Ying from atop him, and everyone can hear but not see his sword unsheathe.

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"A-Ying!" She leaps forward in the direction where A-Ying had just been, grasping frantically through the dust until she finds her sister's shoulders. Wen Qing yanks her back, hauling A-Ying up from the ground and then behind her.

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Wen Qing's cry alarms her -- is Wen Ying hurt already? "Wen Ying," she says urgently, drawing her own sword --

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--Xiao Xingchen closes his eyes and darts into the cloud, listening intently for Xue Yang's movements--

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He lunges, striking directly for Lan-guniang's face.

Just as a fun experiment.

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He has a half-second's advantage on her, while she is blinded and distracted by Wen Ying -- she senses him at the last moment -- moves -- 

Lan Zhan twirls away and a hot line slices itself neatly across her cheek, just grazing her. That is fine. She knows where he is now. Lan Zhan flips through the air and counters Xue Yang's next strike, then dodges, then blocks again and spins into a strike of her own. She's entirely capable of keeping him occupied as the dust finally begins to settle.

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The dust settles enough for Wen Ying to see, and the first thing she sees is the red line on Lan Zhan's face. 

She doesn't parse what it is, for a single moment, and then it clicks and she sees Xue Yang dueling Lan Zhan, Xue Yang who has hurt Lan Zhan, Xue Yang who hurts and hurts and kills and--

Her ears roar with the screams of the dying and worse that Xue Yang had toyed with. 

She sees red, and her mind narrows until all she sees is Xue Yang and pain and death. 

She steps onto her sword so that he won't hear her approaching footsteps and rams into him at all the speed she is capable of gathering in the intervening distance. 

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"OWFUCK--" She sends him flying, hitting the ground much harder than last time. 

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She takes a controlled fall off her sword directly on top of him, her weight falling primarily on her knees on his kidneys. She braces herself with one hand against his shoulder and punches him in the face. 

And again. 

And again. 

Again. Again. Again. 

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This results in lots of yelping and struggling to breathe on Xue Yang's part. And blood.

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"Wen Ying -- Wen Ying!"  Lan Zhan takes Wen Ying's shoulders firmly and tries to pull her back. Blood has welled up and trickled all down her cheek from the shallow cut. "Calm down."

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She allows herself to be pulled back. 

"He hurt you," she protests, gesturing at the blood on Lan Zhan's cheek with a hand that has a lot more blood on it, but it's not her blood so. 

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Lan Zhan is -- baffled.

"Shallow," she says softly, taking Wen Ying's hand and guiding her fingertips very, very gently to touch the thin cut. "Immaterial."

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Slow nod. 

"That one is. But he wouldn't stop at shallow and immaterial, if he had half a chance. So he had to really really really not get half a chance." She swallows and looks away. 

"Wen Ruohan has made me do some terrible things. The things he's let Xue Yang do are much, much worse." 

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"Wen Ying..."

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"Lan-guniang, let me look at you." Wen Qing approaches them, her medicine kit already out. "I can bandage that very quickly."

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"Mm."

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A new arrival floats down out of the night, taking in all the bodies with horror and the state of Xue Yang with some confusion. "I'm late, apparently," he says, touching down next to Xiao Xingchen. "Xingchen."

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"Zichen." Oh good a person who makes complete sense and doesn't bring any extra drama yay. 

"The good news is that Xue Yang has been apprehended." 

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"Uh.

Yeah, it. Seems... that way. Is he conscious?"

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"Yeeep," Xue Yang gurgles indistinctly.

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He isn't sure whether he should ask about what the hell just happened right now or not. Xingchen is usually better at deciding these things.

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"This is Wen Ying, I think, we weren't introduced but her friend called her that, who already knew Xue Yang and therefore had a lot of rage built up against him, apparently." 

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"Wen-guniang," he says slowly, and then bows. "Thank you for restraining from killing him. It is best if he can be brought to trial."

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"Your friend said that too! Don't bring him to trial anywhere the Wen sect holds power, Sect Leader Wen is complicit in his crimes." 

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"I see."

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"We are closest to..."

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"Wen-er guniang! Wen-guniang!" A horrified Nie Huaisang skips around the carnage to get to them, followed by a cluster of Nie sect members.

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"The Nie sect, apparently. By members if not geographically. No idea, geographically." 

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"Geographically."

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"Wen-er guniang, what happened?" Huaisang gapes at all the Yin Iron-marked bodies and at the blood splattered over Wen Ying's hands. "Are you.... are you...?"

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She points at Xue Yang. "This guy works for Wen Ruohan doing terrible things and is responsible for all these dead people and also the cut on Lan Zhan's cheek." 

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Nie Huaisang's companion bows. "Greetings, Lan-guniang, Wen-guniang, Wen-er guniang. May I suggest bringing the criminal Xue Yang into the Unclean Realm's custody, if you are in need of a place to store him? Lan-guniang, Sect Leader Nie already hoped to speak to you about your brother's letter."

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"My brother's letter? Has something happened?"

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"This one apologizes for concerning you, Lan-guniang. Nothing has happened, other than the arising of matters to discuss."

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"I've only heard good things about Nie Mingjue. Wen Ruohan hates him and people outside Qishan really respect him. That seems like a good idea to me." 

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"Xiao-gongzi, Song-gongzi, do you find this acceptable?"

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"I, too, have heard of the righteousness of Chifeng-zun. This seems to be an acceptable solution." 

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Nod.

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He bows to Xiao Xingchen and Song Lan again. "Friends, since you have also worked hard following Xue Yang, will you come with us? We should discuss how to handle him and Wen Ruohan."

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He glances at Wen Ying's bloody hands, and bows. "With all respect, we greatly desire to avoid being entangled with the politics of the major sects." 

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"If you need us for the sake of the larger world one day, we will be of assistance to you then." 

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"Where do you cultivate, and how can we find you?"

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"Oh, I officially cultivate at the Snow White Pavilion. Xingchen and I travel together just as often."

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"And I was taught by Baoshan Sanren."

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"Baoshan Sanren?"

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"...Yes?"

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"Ah, forgive me, it's just--her celestial mountain is well-known, and her disciples come down so rarely." 

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"Yes, the last one was before my time." 

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"She died defending our village from the Yin Iron." 

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"Oh. I see."

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She takes A-Ying's hand and squeezes it.

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...hm. Interesting.

 

Well, they should get moving. Meng Yao starts shepherding everyone out of the Chang Sect manor, assigning two disciples to bind and drag along Xue Yang.

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Wen Ying is very appreciative of handsqueezes. 

"Xiao Xingchen...for another disciple of Baoshan Sanren's to show up, in connection with the Yin Iron...I hope it isn't a bad omen." 

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She rubs A-Ying's arm. "Xiao Xingchen seems like a very honorable person. You are also a good person, A-Ying. I don't believe that it's a bad omen of anything."

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"Cangse Sanren was an honorable person too. I'm not worried that he or I will do something wrong, just...that we won't be enough." Handsqueeze. "Even though we're not alone."

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"You're definitely not alone," she echoes. Squeeze squeeze. "I am here. And we have more allies than we ever had before."

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"Yeah. We do." She briefly SMILES at Lan Zhan. "I love you so much, dajie. We'll definitely get through this alright." 

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"I love you too. Very much."

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Whoah, this place is so defensible. Wen Ying is impressed. 

Also slightly nervous, but she is pretty confident Nie Mingjue won't try to hurt her or Qing-jie. 

They pass a lot of people doing saber drills. 

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"Our forces have recently increased," Meng Yao tells her, when he sees her looking. He speaks lightly, as though not in conversation with a potentially deadly enemy. "Sect Leader Nie strengthened the guard after receiving Wen Chao's message." 

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"What? What message?"

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"What did that shithead do this time?" she asks, throwing up her hands in exasperation. 

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"Wen-er guniang does not know? The Wen Sect recently sent messages to many clans. All the major sects have been instructed to choose an inner heir disciple to accept indoctrination in Qishan without delay. Or..."

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"Or what?"

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"Or the Wen Sect will send people to collect them."

He feels reasonably confident that Wen Ying is honest in her surprise, which makes it unlikely that she and her sister have come here for that very purpose. Still, it will be up to Nie Mingjue whether they should be housed in the dungeons for the duration of their stay here, or allowed to remain at all.

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"Wen Chao never gives me warning when he pulls stupid shit. Ugh, that foul little--ugh. I should have hit him harder." 

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"I'm sure it was Uncle's idea."

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Huaisang is still processing that he is, in fact, the inner sect heir in question. "Aaahhh, no, no way - I'll have to ask my brother..."
 

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"You're probably right, but if Wen Chao were more injured he couldn't be put in charge of it. Most of the other people who possibly could are less egregiously incompetent than Wen Chao! Which, like, normally someone more competent being put in charge might not be desirable, but Wen Chao's fuck ups tend to involve people getting hurt. Ugh. --I think we're going to have to go back to do damage control. Not necessarily right this minute, but..."

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"What are you going to have to ask me?" Nie Mingjue asks, emerging. 

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"......nothing, Da-ge."

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Meng Yao bows. "Sect Leader Nie. Lan-guniang has arrived. With her here are Wen-guniang, Wen Qing, and Wen-er guniang, Wen Ying. Together they apprehended Xue Yang, here."

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He gives the Wen sisters a searching look, then turns to Xue Yang. "Take him inside," he orders the guards. When they obey, he turns to Lan Zhan. 

"Lan-guniang. Is your brother well?"

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"Thank you for your concern. He was well when I left Cloud Recesses." 

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He nods and then gestures for everyone to follow the guards inside. 

"Xue Yang," he snarls. "You are a malicious and destructive force in the world. Is there any reason not to simply execute you?"

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"Maybe so," he says and spits blood on the floor. "You'll have to guess!"

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"Sect Leader Nie, it is possible that we would benefit from leaving him alive for questioning. None but Xue Yang know the location of the missing Yin Iron fragment."

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"Can't we just find it using the other pieces Lan Zhan has? Xue Yang is, uh...not responsive to conventional motivations. You could try to torture it out of him and he'll probably just laugh and perv on you." 

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He giggles. "Awww, Ying-jiejie knows me so well."

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"He calls me that to annoy me," she clarifies. "I don't tell him to knock it off because that only encourages him." 

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Nie Mingjue rubs his face. "Do you have any other ideas for getting information out of him?" he asks Meng Yao quietly. 

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"Some. If you think it is wise, I could spend a fortnight trying out my ideas. If I fail, you can execute him then."

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--Nod. "Acceptable. In that case, take him to the dungeons immediately." 

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He gestures at a few of the guards and exits the throne room with Xue Yang in tow.

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"As for you..." he turns his attention to the Wens. "What exactly is your involvement in all this?"

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"We would like Wen Ruohan to not have the Yin Iron. He's a horrible person and one of these things killed our parents and a lot of other people when we were kids," she says promptly. "He has that one, which is not great, but we can ensure he doesn't get the others. Also Wen Chao hurt our grandmother and the rest of our village and I'm going to kill him someday." 

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"Hm." 

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"I swear that my younger sister and I do not mean you or your people any harm, Sect Leader Nie. A-Ying has intended to one day kill our Uncle for a long time. We have been assisting Lan-guniang to the best of our abilities."

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"They have done well."

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Nod. 

"What do you plan to do next?" he asks Lan Zhan. 

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"Meng-gongzi informed us of Wen Chao's threats to all major sects. I must return to Cloud Recesses."

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"All three of you are welcome to spend the night. I would recommend that you two do not linger too long after Lan-guniang has left," he tells the Wen siblings. 

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"Understood. Thank you, Sect Leader Nie."

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They go find a guest room. 

"I can see why Nie-gongxi is scared of his older brother." 

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"He's a frightening man. But I at least trust that he would execute us outright before he killed us in our sleep or something. We are safe here for tonight."

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"Yes, I'm not worried. And he's clearly an infinitely better sect leader than ours." 

 

They are getting ready for bed when a knock comes at the door. Wen Ying answers the door in a single layer of soft sleeping robe, her hair loose and spilling over her shoulders. 

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Oh no oh fuck oh no that's very attractive

-- focus --

 

"Wen Ying," she starts, and then loses her train of thought because nightgown and hair and soft and oh no oh fuck

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"Lan Zhan!" she says, BEAMING. 

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OH NO OH GOD OH FUCK

 

 

"Wen Ying," she repeats, a little hoarsely. Wen Ying's smile is blinding, but she cannot look away because then she might look at Wen Ying's - chest - which would be catastrophic. "I...

I have to go."

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"Oh. Tonight?"

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"I am sorry. I...

You have been a useful travel companion."

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Nod. "Jie and I are leaving in the morning...you really think it's urgent enough you can't stay the night?"

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Headshake. "I want to be there by morning.

Where are you going to go?"

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"Back to the village for A-Ning, first, then to Qishan to do damage control on this stupid indoctrination thing." She sighs. "I can see why you're in such a hurry." Her face gentles. "Thank you so much for coming to say goodbye, first." 

And then, impulsively, she hugs her. 

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Lan Zhan does not say that she loves her, because that is an entirely foolish impulse.

But she does hug her back.

"I will see you again?"

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"Yeah. In Qishan, probably, unless I get the perfect opportunity to assassinate Wen Ruohan before he makes everyone show up." Sigh. "--If the situation at Cloud Recesses is dire enough that you have to go back immediately...I hesitate to say this, but maybe it would be safer to leave the Yin Iron with Chifeng-zun? He seems righteous enough he'll be unlikely to be tempted to use it, and this place is much more of a fortress than Cloud Recesses." 

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That is clever. Wen Ying is so clever.

She nods.

 

Forces herself to let go of the hug, and it hurts. "Farewell."

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"Farewell." She does NOT append any endearments that would be STUPID. "Have a safe trip."

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She drops the Yin Iron fragments off with Nie Mingjue, and departs promptly.

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Wen Ying closes the door and flops on her bed and PINES. 

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In the early morning, they are both awoken by shouting in the hallways. Wen Qing leaps out of bed and presses her ear to the door, a hand tightly gripping her sword.

A moment later she curses. "Fuck -- get up, A-Ying, it's Wen Chao -- get up --"

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"Fuck!" 

She has an outer robe tied on and her hair up in a simple ponytail in seconds, and then she bursts out of the room. 

The fighting is for the most part restricted to the outermost layer of the Unclean Realm; it's too well-fortified for them to have penetrated deeper en masse. Wen Ying curses Wen Chao in her head and sticks to the shadows, lashing out and stabbing at her own sect members when she thinks she can get away with it. 

It's sheer luck that finds her alone with Wen Zhuliu. 

She isn't sure she needs to kill him. It could be that his loyalty to the sect outweighs his loyalty to Wen Ruohan, and he could be useful later once her uncle is dead. 

But he is loyal to Wen Ruohan at the moment, and she reeeeeeaally doesn't want to have to fight him to get to Wen Ruohan, or Wen Chao or Wen Xu. 

He has no idea that she is disloyal. It isn't hard at all to get close enough to stab him through the chest before he can react, then finish him off quickly once he's on the ground. 

She wipes her sword off and exits stage nobody finding out it was her that killed him. 

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Inconveniently, someone else is in the wings of the nobody find out about this murder zone.

Meng Yao is facing away from her, bent over something.

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--Oh cool. Nie Huaisang talked enough about Meng Yao at Cloud Recesses for her to suspect he'll cooperate with what she wants. 

She grabs him by the collar and drags him bodily into the room with Wen Zhuliu's corpse in it. 

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shit - 

 

Okay, well, now he's going to have two murders he'll need to cover up -- but she's a Wen, grabbing him in the middle of a Wen attack on the fortress, really this is going to cover itself --

He swivels the bloody sword in his grip and jabs backward.

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She evades it easily. 

"Relax," she hisses. "I'm still on you guys's side." 

She lets go of him in front of Wen Zhuliu's dead body. 

"If anyone asks, you did that, you work for the Nie sect so it's not like you'll be in more danger from Wen Ruohan being mad at you about it." 

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"What?"

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"Wen Zhuliu is loyal to Wen Ruohan, he was a threat to my impending coup, so when I got him alone I killed him, and I would really like to not take the flak from Wen Ruohan for it. Nie-gongxi says you're ambitious so I was hoping you would be interested in taking credit, I bet Chifeng-zun'll be real pleased about the Core-Melting Hand being dead." 

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He stares at her. "-- yes. I will do so, Wen-guniang."

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"Awesome! Thanks!" 

She flees on her original intended trajectory, not particularly noticing any particular dead body that Meng Yao may or may not have been bent over. 

Sadly, by the time she finds Wen Chao, he's well back out of the fortress surrounded by other Wens with no possible excuse for friendly fire. He orders her to leave with them, she retorts that she is definitely not leaving without her sister and ducks back inside to look for her. 

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Her sister is standing in the bloody courtyard with Sect Leader Nie. The moment the commotion started, Wen Qing started running to find either Nie Mingjue, to demonstrate how much she and A-Ying were not betraying him, or Wen Chao, to demonstrate how much she and A-Ying were not betraying him. 

She found Nie Mingjue first. So here she is, amongst battered, regrouping Nie warriors.

When she lays eyes on Wen Ying she cries out in relief and runs towards her. "A-Ying, there you are, are you hurt?"

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"I'm fine! Sadly Wen Chao is already outside the walls and there is absolutely no way I can stab him and get away with it unless I kill every Wen sect member here except you and me." 

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"Yes, definitely don't do that." She turns and bows to Nie Mingjue. "Sect Leader Nie, thank you for your hospitality. I apologize for the actions of the Qishan Wen. We will leave now."

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He nods tightly. 

The two of them leave to cross over to The Moron. 

"There you are, A-Ying," Wen Chao says. 

"Don't fucking call me that," she snaps. "First you fuck over our entire village, then you assault a fortress we are currently inside? You're lucky Sect Leader Nie didn't decide to take us hostage!" 

"You wouldn't have made very good hostages," he says coolly. "I'm sure you could have fought your way out." 

"That's because you're a moron," she says flatly, "who doesn't understand that actions have consequences! That is a fortress with many choke points and the entire Nie sect inside. Do you think I could fight my way through all of them while also protecting Jiejie, who is a doctor and not a fighter?" 

He shrugs. "You're very creative." 

"Almost as creative you are stupid!" 

"I'm stupid, A-Ying? I'm not the one kissing up to a lowly Lan." 

"Kissing up? You--you realize this was like the entire point of my mission was convincing her I could be trusted in pursuit of the Yin Iron! Which, incidentally, I was forced to leave the Unclean Realm without, so thanks for utterly ruining months of work--although to be fair to you, you've been ruining it since we left Cloud Recesses--" 

"That didn't look like undercover work, A-Ying--" 

"Don't FUCKING call me that," she roars, and takes a menacing step forwards. Wen Chao pales and takes a step back. 

"It didn't look like undercover work, Wen Ying," he says, voice shaking slightly. "You looked pretty convincingly cozy with her." 

Wen Ying closes her eyes and visibly restrains herself from further violence. 

"So what," she says. "So what if I want her? Do you think I can't have her? His Excellency knows how useful I am, he won't begrudge me one pretty Lan. She's mine. And if you lay one finger on what's mine, I will break a finger of yours for every infraction. And if I run out of fingers? Don't. Forget. How creative I AM."

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"A-Ying," she says softly, touching her shoulder. Squeezing it, ready to restrain her.

"Wen Chao, you've fucked up enough for one day. The details of the mission that you ruined are not any of your concern. You're lucky A-Ying didn't kill you on Dafan Mountain, and you're lucky A-Ying isn't killing you now. Drop it."

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He drops it. 

He doesn't say much of anything on the way back to Qishan (with a stop to let the girls detour to Dafan to pick up their brother, on their own because they flatly refused to let Wen Chao show his face to any of the villagers he traumatized) which is good because it lets Wen Ying regain her cool enough to not fly into another externally visible rage when she finds out what happened to Cloud Recesses. 

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"A-Ying, I'm sorry."

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"Dajie please make some excuse for us to leave so I can go back to our rooms and cry," she whispers.

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She immediately goes off to do that. Wen Ning hugs Ying-jie's arm, which is not very conspicuous because he hugs his sisters really a lot.

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Wen Qing returns seemingly in seconds. "A-Ying, A-Ning, we're leaving," she announces, and quickly whisks them out into the hall.

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She hugs her brother and does not cry in public. 

And then they are not in public and she weeps into her siblings' shoulders.

Maybe it would be better to just destroy the entire sect save for the three of them. No, there are innocent people in it, like her family, like her entire village--but apparently their entire army is made up of not that--no, they could just be scared, she's done plenty of terrible things out of fear of Wen Ruohan and what he'll do to those she loves if she doesn't--none of those things were burning Cloud Recesses though--none of those people had been there before, they wouldn't understand...

"If Wen Xu survives the coup," she breathes, "and anyone survived the fires, I'm going to let them kill him." 

Her heart is breaking. Lan Zhan was--maybe still on the road--maybe she got away--but even if so, the odds that she would ever even be able to look Wen Ying in the eye ever again--which isn't the point, she can only pray that Lan Zhan's brother and uncle survived somehow, but even if so, how many must have died? Wen Ying's futile romantic fantasies shattering isn't the point, how many died, how much of all that knowledge and learning was destroyed--

She doesn't stop crying for a long time. 

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Many, many people have died.

When Lan Zhan arrived at Cloud Recesses, there were already bodies piled at the gates and smoke visible in the sky beyond. She ran, knowing she was too late to save countless lives, knowing she still wasn't fast enough --

She dropped in from the sky between Wen Xu and the last survivors (so few, so few) of her Sect. Her wounded Uncle. Her -- not her brother. (Brother was gone, Brother was missing, Brother was not there for her to protect. Had she passed his body by? Was it burning?) She fended off the Wen army singlehandedly, diverting them, creating enough time for her Uncle and the other survivors to flee into the Cold Cave --

More survived than she thought. Two dozen Lans were huddled inside the cavern already, and -- children. The improved wards had held Wen Xu off just long enough to get all the children to safety. But even as the sight of more survivors fills her with relief -- behind her, not everyone made it to the cave. She heard wet, brutal slicing and cries of death; didn't know how many were dying, how many she failed.

She was able to see their bodies, of course, once Su She betrayed her brother and all of their people and Wen Xu drew her out. She saw their bodies as the Wen Soldiers restrained her, broke her leg. She saw their bodies as Wen Xu dragged her away. Corpses of those she had known and cared for and failed irredeemably. Too late.

Wen Xu wanted to know where the Yin Iron was, of course. Lan Zhan said nothing.

The whole road to Qishan, Wen Xu and his guard have beaten her and hurt her and humiliated her, and still she has said nothing. (They like to step on her broken leg, which is lazy of them. They like to cut her with Bichen, the few who are capable of lifting it. Once they hold her still and force alcohol down her throat, ostensibly to loosen her tongue for the interrogation; this tactic is upsetting but astronomically unsuccessful.) It has been a miserable trip, but the worst part is by far not knowing whether her Uncle or Brother remain alive.

Lan Zhan is not expecting her arrival at Qishan to make life any more pleasant, but at least she gets this time to be alone.

She is alone right now, in this lower floor of Nightless City's dungeon. The cell is cold and the chains are colder, scratching and burning her with the resentful energy they bear. She cannot stop shivering.

At least she is alone.

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The most unpleasant pile of shit in the world continues to live up to it's horrid potential. 

"Hello, Lan-guniang," he drawls. 

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Lan Zhan stares pointedly past him and says nothing.

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"You're pretty enough, I'll admit," he says, in a tone that would be thoughtful in someone who ever thought. "But I cannot imagine what my cousin sees in you." 

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That catches her off guard enough that she actually looks at him.

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"Not that you don't look like you would be a pleasant diversion," he says, raking his eyes up and down her body, "but really." 

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She looks away, eyes tight and furious. Discomfort turns her stomach. "Revolting."

He's a disgusting clown. She doesn't know why she almost took him seriously, thinking he meant something by what she sees in you. Wen Chao is only trying to offend her.

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"Don't worry, I'm not going to touch a hair on your pretty little head," he says patronizingly. "Wen Ying is still a Wen, after all, and she's laid claim to you. I don't touch my cousins' toys without permission." 

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"Explain yourself or leave."

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"Oh, I noticed how snuggly the two of you were on your little walkabout, and when I asked her about it Wen Ying said she was sure His Excellency would give you to her," he says airily, waving a hand. 

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"Liar."

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"You can think what you like, for now," he says, voice dripping with condescension. "Goodbye, Lan-guniang." And he saunters away. 

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She does not think that he's lying.

She sees no other reason why he would not assault her, with the way he behaves. And Wen Chao doesn't strike her as creative or subtle enough to invent this as a way of getting under her skin.

 

And that means --

Lan Zhan has spent the past miserable week working very, very hard to think about Wen Ying as little as possible. It was hard not to wonder if she'd known -- if asking Lan Zhan to stay in Qinghe until morning had been her way of keeping Lan Zhan from an attack Wen Ying knew was coming. But the Wen Ying she knew -- thought she knew -- was honest and sweet righteous, in her way. Would never.

Lan Zhan tried to stop loving her. Loving her was more foolish and dangerous than ever, and her sect needed her too badly, and Wen Ying had let Cloud Recesses burn --

Lan Zhan didn't succeed. And so now she's stuck with a stab of incredulous joy -- she wants me, she wanted to have me -- clashing with all the disgust and hurt and confusion and fear.

Wen Ying had been lying to her. Had wanted her from the beginning (awe-joy-gratitude) and said nothing? Had instead planned to get what she wanted after Wen Ruohan murdered Lan Zhan's family. Had -- had wanted this to happen to her, had been indifferent to all the death --

(But the children survived. The children survived because Wen Ying had helped them fix the wards, that had to mean something --)

 

The problem is that Lan Zhan wants Wen Ying. She wants Wen Ying to have her. To take her. If Wen Ying had asked Lan Zhan to be hers, her toy, could Lan Zhan have refused her?

That isn't important. What's important is the bodies burning in Cloud Recesses. What's important is Wen Ying not actually being the girl she loves, if everything has been a lie. What's important is the Yin Iron, which Wen Ying convinced Lan Zhan to leave behind in Qinghe -- she's so stupid --

Brother told her not to trust Wen Ying too much. And Lan Zhan did, and now Brother is probably dead.

But she thinks of Wen Ying laying claim to her, there's still arousal and wonder mixed into her horror. She can't get it out. Even now she can't stop being so, so stupid for this girl, and she feels helpless and she hates it and --

 

(At least she is still alone, on this floor of the cold, dark dungeon. No one can hear even the uneven breath of her crying.)

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Some time later, there are footsteps in the corridor again. Less even, and faster. 

The door of her cell swings open, and Wen Ying is standing in the doorway, looking distraught. 

"Lan Zhan?"

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Fuck.

She turns her face away against the wall and doesn’t let herself look again. She cannot look. Wen Ying’s eyes have deceived her too many times already. 

(Lan Zhan is obviously injured, bloodied. She has obviously just been crying, if one looks closely. There are tear tracks through the grime on her cheek.)

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"I--I brought medicine. And knives and talismans, in case you need them. I--

Lan Zhan I swear I didn't know. I didn't find out until it was too late, I swear I would have done something to stop it if I had known, I swear it. On--on A-Ning's life I swear it."

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— if there is one thing Lan Zhan can still trust, it’s that Wen Ying cares very very deeply about Wen Ning. That gives Lan Zhan pause.

 

“Were you not planning for it?” Her voice scrapes painfully from her throat.

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"Never," she whispers. "Lan Zhan, I would never--could never--I don't even know how many people survived, I didn't know you had survived until just now--Lan Zhan even if I was the evil kind of Wen I wouldn't want Cloud Recesses burned, it was so beautiful there--" She swallows. "Please tell me you weren't the only survivor--"

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“Fifty survivors. Your wards saved the children.” Do you care? Is that what you wanted, is that why you did it, did you know?

 

“Brother is missing.” Do you care?

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"I--I'm really glad the kids are okay. I hope your brother is okay." 

Deep breath. 

"I know I'm not--I know I can't--ever expect you to trust me again. Be friends with me again. But please, please, if you ever trusted me at all, take the medicine? I won't push about the weapons if you think it's a trap of some kind, to get you punished for having them, but please, if I wanted to poison you there would be easier ways, and it won't do the fifty survivors any good for your wounds to go untreated..."

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She sounds painfully sincere, painfully gentle and earnest and good. Like she always has.

She sounds desperate.

 

Lan Zhan needs to stop thinking she can interpret anything about what Wen Ying does or does not sound like. She inhales raggedly.

“I have failed your inspection, then.”

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"Inspection? What inspection?"

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"--I didn't need to inspect anything to know you would be horribly injured, I only needed to have any idea of what Wen Xu is like as a person. I was relieved you were even alive. I don't--I'm not asking you to let me apply the medicine, or anything, just to take it and use it--Jie wrote instructions for what isn't obvious--"

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Stop.” Listening to this puts Lan Zhan’s chest in more pain than the broken ribs.

 

Deeep breath. In and out. “How long. Will I be here.”

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"Um. If you want me to arrange an escape I can do that, I don't think you'd trust me enough but, if you're willing to, I can--I could. Probably get you moved somewhere less, uh, openly dungeony, but I didn't think you'd particularly prefer that--I can arrange a less blatant escape later if a good opportunity comes up--Wen Chao is planning to include you in the indoctrination with the other Sect heirs but I have no idea what fuckery he's planning there--um. If...none of that happens and things just sort of. Go on long enough. I'm, uh, probably going to have to move you to rooms at least sort of near mine at some point. Because I sort of, um, told Wen Chao I had dibs because I couldn't think of any other reason he'd accept for me to threaten him with grievous bodily harm if he ever touched you when he said he'd been spying on us being friendly after he tried to assault Qinghe--gods, I had no idea it would come up so soon--" 

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Lan Zhan stirs so violently that the chains clatter.

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"--I didn't mean it! I would never touch you without your consent, I don't--plan to force you to interact with me at all--probably it's not going to get that far anyway, something will happen--just, I had to bring you the medicine, please take the medicine--"

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Lan Zhan starts to cry again, silent and motionless.

“You were lying?”

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"To Wen Chao? Yes. To you? Never. I would never. I--" 

She swallows and looks away, tears glistening on her own cheeks now. 

"I love you." 

There was no risk of ruining their friendship now. It was already ruined. And it wasn't like there was any risk that Lan Zhan would say yes without meaning it, not when she hadn't even told Wen Xu the Yin Iron was in Qinghe. 

And if she didn't say it now she would never have another chance to say it. And she couldn't never say it, there were enough regrets already--

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— Wen Ying.

She tries to reach out to her, managing to forget that she is both chained and injured and ow fuck mistake — keeps leaning forward in the chains anyway.

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She is at Lan Zhan's side immediately, hands reaching out to her shoulders but then stopping and hovering, not touching. 

"Lan Zhan? Are you--is something urgently wrong--I mean obviously everything is wrong but like, medically, and worse than five minutes ago--"

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“You. Were not planning for Wen Ruohan to give me to you. But you —”

Lan Zhan is experiencing intense emotional whiplash in approximately five different directions and all of those directions compel her to cry harder.

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"I know it's not fair to make you deal with my feelings on top of everything else but I can't--lose you and never say it--and it had to be now, I wasn't planning to ever make you interact with me again but you really need the medicine--"

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“You love me?”

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Nodnodnod. 

"I love you, you're the most wonderful person I've ever met, I've had a crush on you since that first afternoon at the library but it took longer for it to get deeper than a crush--I think I was in love with you when we met Lan Yi but I'm not sure, this kind of thing is harder in retrospect and I know I didn't know I was at the time--"

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“When we married,” she whispers. “I never told you.”

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Screeching record noise. 

"When we what?"

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“Lan Yi told us to — with the headband,” she mumbles. Lan Zhan hasn’t mumbled since she was five. “To leave the cave. I did not tell you because I thought you would not want...”

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Wen Ying cups Lan Zhan's sweet face in her hands and kisses her. 

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Oh.

 

Lan Zhan kisses her back, desperately. Wen Ying’s hands are so warm. She’s so warm.

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Wen Ying has been wanting this so much for so long and she is perfectly capable of breathing through her nose if she wants to. 

She's never done this before and she doesn't think Lan Zhan has either but she doesn't care if it's unpracticed and messy, it's so good. 

If nothing interrupts she is going to kiss Lan Zhan for a long time. Her hands slide down Lan Zhan's face and back until Wen Ying's arms are around her neck. 

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At one point Lan Zhan has to stop kissing to whisper "I love you," because she hasn't said it yet and she very badly needs to.

Then they can go back to kissing.

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When she says that Wen Ying makes a sort of gasping sob noise and presses in closer, threads one of her hands into Lan Zhan's hair. 

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That feels really nice. She loves her, she loves her, she loves her so so so much.

She tries to reach for Wen Ying's hair, too, to cup her face; forgets about the chains again.

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Wen Ying makes a frustrated noise at the manacle clanking and pulls back, fishing out a key. 

"Sorry, I probably should have mentioned sooner I had this--I meant it about being able to let you escape--" 

She unlocks the chains and then carefully inspects each wrist for signs of chafing, pressing soft kisses to each one. 

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Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Her wrists are extremely chafed, but Lan Zhan doesn't care. "I love you," she says again. "I have always loved you."

And now her hands can go in Wen Ying's hair where they belong.

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Oh, oh, yes, good, very good. 

Eventually, though, she pulls away again. 

"I love you. I really really love you. But if I don't see to your injuries very very soon Qing-jie is going to scold me so much." 

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Nod.

"I apologize for losing my trust in you."

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"I'm surnamed Wen and they burned the Cloud Recesses. I wasn't ever expecting to get it back."

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"I should not have listened to Wen Chao."

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"--Wait, what did Wen Chao say? What did he do, did he--if he--I was not kidding when I told him I'd break bones if he touched you--"

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"No," she says quickly, taking Wen Ying's hand and squeezing it lightly. "No. He... said that he would not touch his cousin's toys. That you had planned for me to be given to you by Wen Ruohan when Cloud Recesses fell."

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"Oh. Well that was supremely gross of him." Handsqueeze. "I'm glad he took my threats seriously, though. And I'm sorry you heard about them from him, like that." 

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"I -- 

was distressed. But, glad. That you wanted me." Her ears warm.

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"I want you. But not like this. Only if--only if you would choose me back. I love you, I hate it when bad things happen to you, and I am going to do my very best to take Wen Xu alive when I kill Wen Ruohan because you deserve to kill him." 

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She kisses her cheek. "I would always choose you."

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"Aaaaah, Lan Zhan, you're the best." 

A cheeksmooch of her own and then she is DEFINITELY going to attend to Lan Zhan's injuries. Anything that's currently open can be cleaned, everything she brought healing herbs for can get herbed and bandaged, WOW OKAY BROKEN LEG SHE IS GOING TO--okay she is not going to murder Wen Xu, Lan Zhan deserves to be the one to kill Wen Xu, but she can break his leg, maybe, see how he likes it. Anyway she can splint that. And the chafed wrists can have more kisses and a balm and more bandages. 

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"Will you be in trouble for doing this?"

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"Nope. If anyone tries giving me trouble over it I'll just say you can't tell anyone anything if you get an infection and die."

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“I will not tell them anything.”

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"Yeah, but they don't know that. If they run out of reasons to keep you alive I can fall back on 'she's pretty and I want her.' Now, if I let you escape and didn't cover my tracks well enough, then I would be in trouble."

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She shakes her head. “I will not escape.”

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"At least until Wen Chao forgets what a hostage is again," she sighs. 

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Kiss. "Are your siblings well?"

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"They aren't happy about Cloud Recesses burning either but aside from that they're fine." 

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"I came too late."

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"I'm sorry I asked you to stay the night. I should have killed Wen Ruohan sooner." 

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Would it be okay if she held onto her?

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Very very okay. Cling. 

"I thought there was more time," she whispers. "The stupid indoctrination thing wasn't really a surprising level of escalation, but--I guess I underestimated his obsession with the Yin Iron."

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"Mm." Cling. "We kept two pieces from him."

It was not enough to save her home and her family. But the world beyond her home is large and precious.

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"Plus I have no idea where Xue Yang's is but he doesn't have that one either. I don't know if it's the one Wen Ruohan got from the dancing goddess or a different one, though. There were supposed to be four in total, right?" Clingsnuggle. 

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"Mhm. Do you know how he plans to move next?"

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"The indoctrination camp starts in a couple of days," she says, rolling her eyes. "Wen Chao is still in charge of it, despite being slightly in disgrace." 

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"What are we expected to do?"

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"Uh, be hostages. And do whatever Wen Chao says." 

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That's not very exciting or productive to think about, then. Lan Zhan is... exhausted.

She curls against Wen Ying's shoulder and hums softly.

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This seems like a good occasion for Hairpets. 

"That's pretty," she murmurs softly. "I don't think I've ever heard it before." 

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"No one has."

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"Did you write it?"

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Maybe.

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"I, um, I wrote a song too. For you. If you wanna hear it." 

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You did?

Lan Zhan nods speechlessly, stunned.

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She smiles, and blushes, and starts singing. 

The lyrics may be somewhat familiar. There's a lot of flowery language, comparing her beauty to the moon, something something Chang'e the moon goddess, something something Tuyu the jade rabbit who helps her create the elixir of immortality, something something Twin Jades, something something strong cultivation immortality etcetera. 

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!

Lan Zhan waits until the song finishes, because she must be respectful of the music. Then she kisses Wen Ying hard.

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Oh good Success. Kiss kiss kiss! If this were animated there would be SO MANY HEARTS floating above their heads right now. 

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"You wrote the letter," she whispers against her lips.

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"I did! I was talking to Jiang Yanli and Mianmian and the topic came around to my giant crush on you and I was like 'I can't confess my feelings right now, what if she says yes or no and doesn't mean it, because of the situation with Wen Ruohan,' and Mianmian was like 'you should send her a secret love letter!' and I was like 'that's a great idea!' And I already knew how to alter my handwriting, because it's a useful skill for Qishan skullduggery."

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"You wrote beautifully. I kept the letter; it is --" her face shutters. "It was beneath my bed."

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HUG. 

"I'll write you dozens more love letters, if you want," she says fiercely. "That's not--compared to everything else--love letters are replaceable. People aren't. Fuck Wen Xu."

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Hug. So much hug.

"How long can you stay?"

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"I...guess if I stay much longer than would be plausible for, uh, the kind of thing Wen Chao thinks I want you for, then questions might be asked..."

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Cuddlecuddle.

"Once you leave. Will Wen Xu return?"

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"I can't...guarantee that he won't. But I can try to keep him distracted." 

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Squeeze. "Unnecessary."

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"Is it still unnecessary if I clarify that attempting to distract him doesn't involve me specifically interacting with him more than would otherwise be necessary." 

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"...no. I love you."

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"I love you. Don't worry, you have a strong ally in dajie in terms of making sure Wen Ying doesn't take unnecessary risks with her own safety." 

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Kisskiss. Lan Zhan is very grateful for Wen Qing.

Maybe they can spend the rest of the time they have kissing?

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Sounds good. Wen Ying is in favor of waiting for better conditions than this horrible dingy cell to consummate their marriage but they can do so much kissing right now. 

In addition to the rest of the medicines and the weapons, Wen Ying also leaves Lan Zhan with the manacle key and a hickey she can hide under her hair. 

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Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

(It is also probably a good idea to wait until Lan Zhan is More Healed from various injuries than she is presently before marriage consummation, but Lan Zhan still finds this pretty disappointing. Alas.)

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Wen Ying's siblings are together near her rooms, anxiously awaiting her return.

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Wen Ying arrives and shuts the door behind her and leans against it with a sigh. 

"Okay. So. There's good news. They managed to hold off Wen Xu long enough to get all the children to safety. And there were definitely at least several non-children survivors. Zewu-jun may or may not be one of them. The situation is still not good but there was no way it was going to be good. Uh, there's other good news but it's both way more complicated and way less objectively important than that." 

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Noises of relief at the news about children survivors!

 

And then:

"What does that mean?"

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"So it turns out...Lan Zhan and I are...married?"

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"What."

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"So, apparently, some combination of things that happened in the cave with Lan Yi, at least one of which was when she wrapped her headband around my wrist so the cave magic wouldn't register me as a non-Lan and keep attacking me, technically resulted in us being married, and she didn't say anything because she didn't think I liked her that way, and Wen Chao decided to tell her about when I threatened him if he touched her, but in, like, the most Wen Chao way possible, so she was confused and hurt when I showed up and when that got cleared up some other things also cleared up and uh we kissed a lot." 

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Wen Ning bounces in his seat. "Woww. Congratulations on your marriage, Er-jie! Sh- should we be getting Lan-er guniang presents?"

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"It's not a great time for that right now, A-Ning. Fucking Wen Chao. Of course he would find a way to -- 

Ugh, anyway. I'm happy for you, A-Ying. Who else knows?"

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"If she told anyone else in the Lan sect she didn't say. And...they might not still be alive anyway. I guess Lan Yi must, if she's still around." 

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Nod. “It’s for the best that no one know, for now. Were you able to treat all her wounds? I can make time to see her.”

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"I got everything. There's nothing that's going to get worse at this point unless someone makes it worse, which is plausible, or we're really unlucky with infection." 

And then she lists off the injuries and what medicine was applied to each, her voice entering a dangerous growl when she mentions the broken leg. 

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She nods along approvingly to Wen Ying's medical account. That all sounds correct, yes.

She hugs her sister. "You did very well. I'm happy for you."

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Hug. "I'm so glad she's alive. I'm so glad she doesn't hate me, let alone--I feel happy and I feel kind of bad for being happy because objectively my love life--our love life--is so much less important than all the people who died, it would make sense if I was this happy about the children surviving..." 

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"There have been many tragedies. Take joy where you can, A-Ying, it's alright."

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Hug. 

"You're so much smarter than me where it matters, Jiejie."

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He would like to join the hug!!! Hug.

He's so relieved that his sister gets to be happy again, even a little, and Lan-guniang seems like a pretty reliable sister-in-law to acquire. Wen Ning is having a good day.

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It's a really great day when you grade it against the curve of adjacent days. 

One such adjacent day comes a few days later when the Indoctrination starts. She stands a little behind Wen Chao and to his right, as he drones on to the other sects' disciples who have been strong-armed here. She makes vague apologetic faces and "no I can't believe he's this dumb either" gestures behind his back but where it is extremely obvious to the hostages. 

Fortunately Jiang Yanli is not here. Unfortunately, her little brother and Mianmian are. 

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Mianmian gives Wen Ying a little wave when she first files into the Indoctrination plaza! And hides giggles behind her hand during the comedic gestures.

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They bring Lan Zhan in after all the other disciples. She cuts an impressive figure, for a prisoner. Freshly dressed in five layers of her pristine white, which billow as she glides in long, deliberate strides across the plaza. Wen guards march her at a quick pace, with no consideration for her broken leg, all the way to the front of the group. They leave her there, all on her own between the Nie and Jiang delegations.

Lan Zhan stares straight ahead. Drowns out Wen Chao and focuses on managing the pain of her leg, her most recent injuries. She very carefully does not look at Wen Ying (her wife who is glad to be her wife) even a little bit.

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Sure is dumb of Wen Chao to super upstage himself by giving Lan Zhan (her wife~<3) such a cool dramatic entrance (also, separately, she wants to gut him for the lack of consideration of Lan Zhan's broken leg) but it's not like the fact that Wen Chao is a massive idiot is news. 

The sword confiscation thing is--well, she wasn't expecting it, but, again, super in character for Wen Chao's particular line of dumbness. The way Mianmian talks Jin Zixuan down from resisting doesn't say great things about Jin Guangshan but one horrible sect leader at a time, and he's definitely less horrible than Wen Ruohan. 

Then Wen Chao drones about the self-importance of the Wen Sect in general and himself in particular for a few hours while Wen Ying mocks him, literally behind his back, using things like the "talky talky blah blah blah" hand gesture. 

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Heh. Huaisang is extremely stressed out right now, but at least Wen Ying is funny enough to lighten the mood!

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She really is! Wen Chao is terrible and Jin Guangshan kind of sucks and Mianmian is really glad that Wen Ying is here, even if her having to be a part of the Wen Clan is still pretty unfortunate.

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Lan Zhan still can't acknowledge her.

But she loves her, very much.

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Wen Ying would LIKE to go check on Lan Zhan immediately, but actually the sword confiscation thing was really bad and dumb and also Lan Zhan hadn't had Bichen before that, either, which is not good, but anyway now all the swords are in one spot and she can go get them and give them back to their owners with quiet warnings to keep them hidden. 

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MEANWHILE, somebody ELSE is visiting Lan Zhan! 

"Lan-guniang," he says archly, one eyebrow raised, flanked by armed guards carrying bundles. 

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-- well, at least it isn't Wen Xu. (He has visited her cell, every so often, and it has not been fun.) That probably means she is not about to be tortured.

However: what the fuck is this.

 

She glances once over Wen Chao and the armed guards, their mysterious bundles, before pointedly looking away in disinterest.

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He nods to the guards (both of whom are female) and turns and walks out of the cell, letting the door shut behind him. 

One of the guards sets their bundle down very close to Lan Zhan and then backs up slightly. "You're to change into that," she says brusquely. 

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...

What happens if she just. Keeps ignoring them.

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The guard who lowered the bundle prods at Lan Zhan's broken leg with her foot, is what. 

"The Young Master doesn't like to be kept waiting," she says coolly. 

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Owfuck.

Lan Zhan is inclined to not cooperate with them in any way, no matter how long and painfully that drags this out. That has been her typical protocol, during this imprisonment.

But she actually... really really does not want Wen Chao to storm back in here while she is changing or being changed, and she does not want these guards to splinter her leg into further fragments if it can be avoided.

She strips as efficiently as she can, with one leg broken and one hand still shackled to the wall. It is an exquisitely painful process, and she is cold and humiliated and she hates this. Lan Zhan struggles to don the bundle-contents quickly. 

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The guard unchains her hand from the wall when it becomes evident that there really is a limit to one's ability to don sleeves this way. 

The resulting outfit is...not quite immodest. There are enough layers to be functionally opaque, at least in the right areas, although each one is incredibly light and airy and translucent. 

Once she's dressed her hands are bound behind her back and her ankles are shackled together just far enough apart that she can take tiny steps on her own. 

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She feels immodest. She feels exposed and vulnerable, even knowing how little normal robes managed to protect her from pain or humiliation. (These silks are beautiful: something she might enjoy wearing in private. Somewhere other than a fucking dungeon. Right now she only resents them.)

She pulls her wrists apart, testing the strength of the new shackles, and waits for the guards to proceed.

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Each of the guards takes her by one elbow, and they lead her out of the cell. Wen Chao's eyes rake over her when he sees her, and he smirks. He starts leading the guards down the corridors and through the palace. 

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Ew ew ew ew she hates this.

He has not touched her and he is not going to touch her (probably) but her stomach still clenches, she still feels cold and prickly and numb all over with disgust. How is it possible for one person to be so foul.

Walking through the palace with her bad leg shackled so closely to her good one is a grueling nightmare. She stumbles often. The pain, while excruciating, is at least a distraction from the embarrassment of her state of dress.

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Eventually, at no specific signal she can see, they stop in front of a particular door. 

"Tell my cousin I said, 'you're welcome,'" he sneers, as the guards open the door, shove her inside, and slam the door shut. 

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OW OW OW FUCK -- 

 

-- what -- where is she --  

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There is a bed, with slightly messy bedding. There is a desk, with a handful of papers scattered on the top. There is a wardrobe, closed so the contents aren't visible. There are a handful of chests. 

The notes on the desk are on no topic of particular consequence, but they're in Wen Ying's handwriting. 

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-- okay, well.

This is actually the most ideal place for her to be right now. Wen Chao may have inadvertently improved a situation for the first time in his life.

Less fortunately, that fall was extremely unfriendly to Lan Zhan's barely-healing leg. Her whole body has seized up with the pain of it. She needs to meditate and concentrate on repairing the damage before she does anything else, such as wriggling up off the floor.

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Wen Ying has just finished returning the swords to the Jiang sect disciples; Jiang Cheng was quite reasonably pissed off but grudgingly thankful for the return of the swords and tentatively not blaming her for Wen Chao. 

Since the houses are all guarded, she's having to sneak in through windows. She drops lightly to the floor through a window of the Nie house and loudly whispers "Nobody kill me!" 

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There are multiple yelps.

"Aah -- ! ? ?!

W- Wen-guniang? What is this, are you breaking us out? Do we have to climb through the window, that sounds very tiring..."

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"No, not yet, I'm just here to smuggle everyone's swords back to them. Or sabers, in your case." 

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"...oh."

Oh good........... his saber........... yay............

"Gosh, thank you, Wen-er guniang! When are we supposed to do something with these, will you tell us in advance?"

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She smacks his arm lightly. "Don't be so sad, better to have it than not. It's not like you can meaningfully train with it! You'd get caught. So you don't need to be sad and you'll have it if you need to fly away in a hurry." 

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"Ahaha, of course, I wasn't sad at all!" He pats her on the arm. "Really, Wen-er guniang, thank you for your help."

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She props her hands on her hips. "Nie-gongxi, I have met you. You acted like I had promised to bring you moon cakes and brought bitter greens instead. I'm not reporting to your big brother on whether you practice your saber or not but if you're going to make being beautifully useless a lifestyle, you'd better be prepared to get out of the way so the people who do fight don't trip over you. Especially in Qishan."

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"Trust me, Wen Ying, I'm going to get out of the way jjust the very second there's somewhere else to be," he whines. "I don't belong in any sort of way at all, I really -- really apologize for being anywhere near it! It wasn't my idea to come here and you knoww that."

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"...Yeah, I know." She pats his shoulder. "Sorry, I'm really stressed out right now. Anyway, if I have any brilliant ideas I'll let you know." 

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"I believe in you!! Do you, uh, need any help getting back out the window?"

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"Nah, I'm good!" 

Suiting action to word, she pulls herself up and through the window, tumbling neatly to her feet on the ground outside. Okay, Jin house next. 

This time, she heralds her entrance with, "Mianmian!" 

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"Wen-er guniang!!!" Mianmian hugs her enthusiastically.

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Zixuan splutters. "Mianmian! What are you doing, you're hugging one of our captors? Was that among my father's orders? Wen Ying! Explain yourself at once."

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"Jin-gongzi c'mon, can't you see that she's bringing us all our swords? Look!"

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She hands him his sword. "Sorry for being related to people who suck. I'm working on it. Don't let on you have these, I didn't ask before taking them." 

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"Hmph." He takes his sword.

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She rolls her eyes and nudges him with her shoulder. "Thank you, Wen-er guniang. We are all very grateful."

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"Please learn at least one social grace before you marry Yanli, she's a sweet girl who doesn't deserve this," Wen Ying says as she finishes handing out swords, then backflips out of the window before Jin Zixuan has a chance to reply. 

She heads back in to the palace. Okay, she should probably stop in at her room before she brings Lan Zhan Bichen, different outfits are optimal for sneaking around places you probably shouldn't be and for walking around like you own the place. 

She slides the door open thinking dreamy thoughts about her ~wife~

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Wife: dressed in concubine silks and chained up on the floor, surprise!

Lan Zhan has been laying very still with her eyes closed, trying to persuade her leg to heal once again where it has lost progress. She is not too deep into meditation as to be unaware of her surroundings; when the door opens, her eyes widen and she looks up.

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"--Lan Zhan??? Are you okay?" She bends down and hurriedly begins picking the locks on the manacles, too hurried to even try to figure out which key goes with them, instead just plucking a pair of thin sticks from her hair and working them open that way. "Did Wen Chao do this--do I need to go physically break him as soon as I've gotten you out of these and jiejie here--"

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"Wen Ying, it is alright," she whispers, leaning towards her. "Wen Chao did not touch me."

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"Okay but is this his fault." She gets the wrist manacles off and immediately shifts down to work on the ankle ones. 

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"He said 'you're welcome.'" Lan Zhan sits up and rubs at her sore wrists, watching Wen Ying's nimble fingers work.

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"I'm going to kill him. Not specifically over this, but this does bring to mind how much I'm going to kill him." She gets the ankle cuffs off. "I'm personally offended that he saw you in that. What the hell, when did he get good taste in clothes, his mistresses all look so lurid and crass."

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"Mm. Perhaps he had it commissioned." She hugs her wife and lets out a shaky breath.

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Hugsnuggle. "Seriously, though, did they exacerbate anything, should I get Jiejie?"

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"Bound ankles made walking from the dungeons difficult. They threw me down. I have been trying to fix it."

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"--Yeah I'm going to get Jiejie. She can help, she's the best. ...But I can at least get you up onto the bed first." 

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"Mm." Can this process involve more hugging?

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Yes definitely. 

Wen Ying carefully lifts Lan Zhan in a bridal carry, one hand under her shoulders and the other at her thighs, careful not to jostle anything, and carries her over to the bed and lays her down on it. 

(The pillows smell like her.)

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Lan Zhan's heart flutters appreciatively. She rubs her cheek against the silky pillow and sighs. "Thank you."

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Wen Ying kisses her other cheek. "You're welcome. I'll be right back." 

And then she leaves to get Wen Qing. 

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Wen Qing is in Wen Ning's room, helping him study.

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"Wen Chao bound Lan Zhan hand and foot and dumped her in my rooms, which means Lan Zhan is now in my rooms instead of a horrible cell, which may indicate that Wen Chao has accidentally effected a positive outcome for once in his life, but of course since it's Wen Chao the way he did it aggravated her leg can you please come take a look?"

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Of course he did.

"Yes, let me..." She grabs her medicine kit and follows Wen Ying back to her rooms.

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(Wen Ying hugs A-Ning briefly on her way out.)

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(Hug!!!)

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Lan Zhan attempts her best bow when they show up. "Wen-guniang."

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"No need for that," says Wen Qing briskly, flapping her hand. She sets the medicine kit down on the bed and unlatches it. "I'll take a look at you. How much worse is the pain in your leg than it was this morning? Scale of one to ten, nine being how it felt when it first broke."

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"No more than four." She has been working on it.

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"Hmmmm."

Wen Qing looks her over carefully. The leg hasn't sustained any more serious damage, she concludes, but she will construct a new brace and use needles to ease the pain.

"Any other new injuries, since A-Ying last tended to you?" she asks as she works.

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"The wounds have closed." She thinks. The ones on her back are hard to check.

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"That isn't what I asked. Tell us where, A-Ying will treat you."

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Hhh fine. On her back, and her left-side waist and hip. It's genuinely nothing serious.

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Who did it, was it Wen Xu personally or someone whose death isn't spoken for already? Inquiring minds want to know while they treat the injury.

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Wen Xu's second-in-command. He's often the one who uses knives. Wen Xu was there.

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Inquiring minds need to not do anything stupid.

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Inquiring minds are perfectly capable of saving up vendettas for after the coup!!! Wen Xu's second in command can have a fair trial and die publicly for what he did, a silent knife in the dark wouldn't be nearly as satisfying really. 

"It's not like I have to kill him now to make sure this doesn't happen again," Wen Ying says firmly. "Since you're here anyway I can get away with being possessive about you--if Wen Xu is annoyed I'll deflect him onto Wen Chao for transferring you. That'll work better than it would have before he got Wen Zhuliu killed attacking Qinghe." 

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Eeeee. The idea of Wen Ying being possessive about her makes Lan Zhan blush.

 

 -- "Wen Zhuliu is dead?"

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"Stupid to bring someone so valuable to Qinghe and then start a fight," she giggles. "Especially with so few soldiers total! But then it's not like we didn't know Wen Chao was stupid." 

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Slow nod. This is good news.

"Then I will be allowed to stay here?"

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"Yes. You're staying here where it's safe." Hug. "You are my wife and I am never going to let Wen Xu touch you ever again."

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Cling.

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Awwwww.

She finishes up quickly so that she can give her sister and sister-in-law some privacy. "I'll leave these bandages here, A-Ying, you can change them later. And here is tincture for the pain, if it gets any worse. Everything's on the table."

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"Thank you so much, Jiejie." 

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"Of course." She leaves.

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Lan Zhan kisses her ~wife~.

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Kisses! 

"I love you so much, Lan Zhan," she breathes. "So so much." Kiss kiss. 

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Kisskisskiss. "What do you think of the outfit?"

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"I think that if we can agree to divorce it from its origins I want to ravish you in it." 

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EEEEEEE this results in lots of blushing.

"It is good, if it is for Wen Ying." Kiss kiss kiss. "If it is for Wen Ying, anything is good."

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Kiss kiss kiss! 

"You're the most beautiful person I have ever met," she breathes. "When you say things like that while wearing something like that I feel like my head is going to explode because you're too wonderful." 

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Oh good. She definitely needs to find more things like that to say, then. "You are the most wonderful," Lan Zhan tells her sagely. She kisses her way up Wen Ying's neck. "No exploding permitted until after you ravish me."

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OH GOOD. 

"Understood," she says, and then she bends down to get her mouth on the upper swell of Lan Zhan's breast because Lan Zhan has the most magnificent breasts ever and Wen Ying has been fantasizing about them for a while and nnf. 

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AAaaaaaaaaaa

Lan Zhan gasps and tosses her good leg over Wen Ying's hip, drawing her in close and rocking helplessly against her. "W- Wen Ying. Mmmmmmm, ahh..."

Lan Zhan's breasts are sensitive she is being Transported.

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BEST CASE SCENARIO!!! 

Her hand slides down Lan Zhan's body, pushing the delicate layers out of the way. She has never touched anyone else before like this but she is familiar with the mechanics from her own body. How many times can she make Lan Zhan come by applying hickeys (mine, mine, mine) to her magnificent sensitive chest and stroking her. 

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The answer is MANY. (hers hers hers).

After the first time, though, Lan Zhan collects herself enough to tug the ribbon free from her hair and press it into Wen Ying's hands. "Our -- wrists," she instructs, still panting. "Supposed to -- when we consummate."

Lan Zhan's are not in ideal condition for binding, but it should be fine with the gentle ribbon wrapped slightly lower than normal.

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She wraps the ribbon tenderly and then kisses her. 

"Finally finishing up what we started back then," she whispers. "My wife. Mine." 

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"Yours," she gasps. "My Wen Ying. Back then... you landed on me, I wanted you so badly." Kisskisskisskiss. Shiver. "Wen Ying is very distracting. Unacceptable."

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Kisses kisses kisses. 

"Is there anything else for you to be distracted from, right now?" she asks. 

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Headshake. Only terrible things.

"Right now Wen Ying is the most important thing in the world." Kiss kiss kiss. She twines the fingers of their joined hands together.

 

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Kiss kiss kiss. "Lan Zhan, my Lan Zhan," she breathes. She presses a kiss to their joined fingers. Then her other hand does something interesting. 

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Aaaahhhhhh

Ohh, Wen Ying --

 

This is a better wedding night than Lan Zhan had ever managed to imagine or dream of. Wen Ying is very skilled and very hot and very generous and she has Lan Zhan, wants her, takes her very well.

Lan Zhan makes more noise over the next few hours than she has the entire time Wen Ying has known her previously. 

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Wen Ying has never done anything involving another person before but she has read lots of porn and consequently has lots of ideas. Some of those ideas can't be implemented without implements they don't have, but that still leaves plenty to try. 

Just how sensitive are Lan Zhan's breasts, anyway?

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Very sensitive. 

If she is wondering how much pleasure Lan Zhan can be brought through attention to her breasts alone, the answer is: really quite a lot. 

Particularly with sufficient time and dedication.

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Wen Ying is feeling very, very dedicated. 

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Lan Zhan dearly wants to reciprocate! But after that she is too much of a dazed puddle to piece thoughts together, let alone move her body in any sort of coordinated way.

She whimpers into Wen Ying's hair and clings and does her absolute best to convey that she will do anything Wen Ying wants of her, as long as it does not necessitate understanding words.

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Wen Ying would like to emphasize that Lan Zhan should not do anything uncareful of her leg, but that still leaves Options. 

Kiss kiss kiss how does Lan Zhan feel about facesitting. 

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Positively.

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Oh gooooooooood. 

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(This is extremely hot. Lan Zhan has never done anything like this - never even imagined anything like this - but she is determined to do well and make her wife happy.)

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Her wife is SO HAPPY. She makes happy ragged moaning noises. 

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Her wife is SO UNGODLY HOT.  Lan Zhan cannot tell Wen Ying that properly, but she moans in turn (slightly muffled) as she works.

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She shudders and moans and then she has to get down and kiss her wife some more. 

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"That was so good," she murmurs between kisses. "You are so good. My wife."

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"My wife. My Lan Zhan, my sweetheart, my best friend, the pretty girl I couldn't flirt with in the library because--well, because." Kiss. "Mine." 

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Delighted shiver. "Yours."

 

She laughs softly, barely a breath, and snuggles exhaustedly closer. "I was furious with you in the library. Wen Ying was too gorgeous and brilliant." Kiss. "Terrifying."

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"I guess it would be pretty terrifying, how smart I am, before you found out I was planning a coup." Kiss. "I am not a weapon anyone wants in the hands of their enemy." Kiss. "Of course, neither are you." Kiss. "That sparring match was..." shiver. Kiss. 

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She shakes her head. "Terrified of wanting you. Not a weapon."

Kiss kiss. They should definitely spar more, once Lan Zhan has healed and everything becomes well again, the sparring was unbearably hot.

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"Yeah--oh! Speaking of weapons!" She sits up and rummages through her sleeves. And then, grinning, she produces Bichen. 

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She sits bolt upright-- mistake, ow -- and reaches for it even as she winces and sags back down to the bed. "How--"

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Wen Ying presses it into her hands quickly. "When Wen Chao collected everybody's he didn't particularly give a shit about what happened to them afterwards, so they weren't well-guarded or anything. I snuck around giving everyone else back theirs first because I could just do it and go but I really wanted to spend time with you." 

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"Thank you," she whispers, gripping the sword hilt tightly. "No one will notice?"

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"Someone might notice they're gone, but it won't be soon enough that they'll have any idea who took them or when. And, uh, honestly, there are loads of reasons someone might decide to take them that don't involve giving them back, so I wouldn't be surprised if they just don't...give a shit." 

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That's an excellent point. Wen Ying's cleverness will be rewarded with kissing.

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Yay kissing! Wen Ying still finds it slightly hard to believe that they are married and she can just kiss Lan Zhan whenever she wants. It's too glorious to be imagined. 

"--When I asked you to supervise me in the library, after the cave--I didn't not want to know what I was looking up, but mostly it was just an excuse to spend time with you." 

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"I was cold to you."

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"I had hardly proved my trustworthiness by that point. Given evidence for it, sure, but not conclusive evidence. I was a Wen in your home being unfairly sexy all over the place and unknowingly secretly married to you, it would be unreasonable to expect you to handle that with perfect grace."

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“Very unfair and very sexy.” Nuzzle.

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Nuzzle. "Admittedly the fact that I liked you and wanted to spend time with you probably exacerbated that problem. Somehow, though, I'm not sorry." 

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“Unrepentant.” Kiss.

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Kiss. "How could I repent of something that turned out so well?"

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More snuggling.

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SO MUCH SNUGGLING. 

"I love you so much. I'm so happy that you love me back." 

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She shakes her head at the ridiculous notion of it being possible in any reality that Wen Ying loves Lan Zhan and Lan Zhan would not love her back. Absurd.

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...Giggle. "In retrospect, the fact that you knew we were married at the time makes that time you walked off after saying you wanted kids too make way more sense." 

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She blushes. "Wen Ying was very good with the child."

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"A-Yuan is a very good baby." 

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She loves her impossibly wonderful wife So Much.

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The sentiment is very much mutual. 

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The next morning is much less excellent than the night that preceded it, and would have been even if it were less of an impossibly excellent wedding night. Wen Chao exists, for one thing, and insists on existing at people. Right now he is existing at Jin Zixuan, demanding that he recite the Wen principles.

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No, bitch.

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If Jin Zixuan had actually said the bitch part out loud Wen Chao would probably be reacting even worse to that! How about Lan Zhan?

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As his expression grows increasingly thunderous, Wen Ying speaks up brightly. 

"Cousin," she says sweetly. "Your intelligence and the intelligences of these disciples just can't be compared with each other." She turns her face to wink without Wen Chao or the guards being able to see. "Why don't I set a good example and recite them first?" 

Wen Chao still doesn't look happy, but he accedes. "Fine! Perhaps these uncultured people can't even read and need to hear it aloud," he sneers. 

She steps forward and begins reciting smoothly. Every time she gets to a principle that Wen Chao egregiously violates she leans juuuust a little bit towards him. When she reaches the bit about how anyone who uses the sect's power to bully others should be executed and their head put on a pike, she closes her eyes and raises her eyebrows and spreads her hands slightly. 

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Hee.

It's... honestly absurd that the Wen Sect does so many amoral things blatantly but they haven't considered rewriting their clan doctrine about it. Who cares if they lie about what Wen Mao wrote, compared to burning another sect down to the ground? No one is forcing them to be this hypocritical and make fools of themselves! 

Anyway, Wen Ying is great. Mianmian gives her a thumbs up.

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The answer to Mianmian's query, not that she is given it at the moment, is that Wen Ruohan doesn't care and Wen Chao is a truly epic-level idiot. You can't get this level of idiocy just by being unintelligent; you have to be utterly corrupt and spoiled.

He assigns Jin Zixuan and Lan Zhan punishment work for refusing to recite. Because he still thinks of Lan Zhan as his cousin's sex toy and is still a coward, the punishment duty does not involve hauling manure. 

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This only bothers her insofar as it stops her from spending as much time as possible with her ~wife~.

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(Jin Zixuan is VERY BOTHERED but manages to refrain from any outbursts about this.)

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While they're busy with that, Wen Ying sneaks over to the Jin house and leaves some nice tea and a "sorry Wen Chao is a jerk and a fool" note with Mianmian. Then once it's been long enough that she's pretty sure she can get away with it she sweeps in and orders the punishment ended early and appropriates her ~wife~ and sweeps her off to her room to carefully inspect her injuries to make sure nothing was exacerbated. 

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Maybe Wen Ying should kiss her better?

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Yes definitely absolutely!!! Although if she actually finds anything kisses will have to be interrupted while she fetches jiejie.

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Lan Zhan's leg has been strained again and some cuts have reopened from all the bending involved in heavy lifting.

Lan Zhan is pretty sure that sex with Wen Ying would be an adequate treatment for these issues.

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"That is very sweet but I am the little sister of the best doctor in the world so actually no," she sighs. "We'll just have to be patient." 

She fetches Wen Qing. 

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Wen Qing is happy to help! It doesn't take very long to patch her up and check her once over for anything A-Ying missed.

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"I'm really looking forward to murdering the hell out of Wen Chao."

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"It is not too bad."

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"I'm your wife, I'm allowed to be overprotective." 

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(Aww.)

"I'm all done. Send for me if any pain worsens, but I expect you will be fine."

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"Thank you, Wen-guniang."

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"Of course." She gives them some privacy.

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In which case they can also treat the injuries with sex. Juuuuuust in case. 

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Oh good.

It is an excellent treatment. Lan Zhan confirms to Wen Ying that she feels Much better now.

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Oh good! Rest is also important for recovering from injuries, so they should do lots of cozy restful snuggling too. 

 

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Things that are not restful: Wen Chao's entire existence in general and the fact that he decides to drag everyone out on a hunt the next day in particular. Without (his knowing that they have) their swords. Having the other sects' disciples trudge along on foot along with a group of Wen soldiers while he sucks face with his current mistress on horseback. 

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Wen Ying finds out about this a little while in advance, which gives her time to quietly rearrange which soldiers are going to come along, send warning notes to the sect houses advising them to pack for a trip of indeterminate length and competence before showing up for indoctrination, and acquire a walking stick for Lan Zhan so she can keep most of her weight off her healing leg. 

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The journey is painful but does not injure her leg further. Lan Zhan still puts some weight on it because she refuses to lurch, but the walking stick serves its purpose well. She never falls behind.

Other disciples mutter complaints to each other or gaze around the forest in hopes of spotting a monster. Lan Zhan only pays attention to Wen Ying.

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Wen Ying hangs out with the disciples instead of Wen Chao and his entourage, quietly commiserating or mocking him as the moment presents itself. She spends more time with Lan Zhan than anyone else, but not so much that Wen Chao would be likely to figure out that Lan Zhan was more than just a particularly lovely concubine or that the other disciples would be able to figure out that Wen Chao was under the impression that Lan Zhan was a particularly lovely concubine. She spends no more time with Mianmian than with anyone else because Wen Chao doesn't know that Mianmian means anything to her and she would like to keep it that way. 

Eventually Wen Chao takes his face off his girlfriend for long enough to realize where Wen Ying has been hanging out. He raises an eyebrow at her. She drifts over. 

"Spending a lot of time with the riff-raff, aren't you?" he asks coolly. 

She rolls her eyes. "Someone has to keep an eye on them while you're busy macking on generic concubine number fifty-one," she points out blandly. 

"How dare you!" shrieks the woman sharing his horse. 

"Sorry, is it forty-eight? Fifty-two? I haven't really been keeping track." 

"Are you going to let her speak to me like this?" the woman demands of Wen Chao. 

Wen Chao reluctantly looks at Wen Ying. "Apologize to Jiaojiao." 

Wen Ying rolls her eyes. "I'm 'sorry,' Jiaojiao," she says.

"It's Wang Lingjiao to you," Wang Lingjiao snarls. 

"Yeah, I don't really bother learning you guys's names unless you last at least four months," Wen Ying says. 

Wen Chao's cowardice overrides his stupidity and he turns his horse away from his cousin before things get any worse. 

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Mianmian hides her amusement behind a hand.

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Watching Wen Ying antagonize Wen Chao is always stressful, but Lan Zhan loves her wife very much.

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Wen Chao continues making the disciples look for a monster. Wen Ying thinks of half a dozen ideas for looking more efficiently, but voices none of them; she doesn't actually want to give Wen Chao the opportunity to use these people as cannon fodder. Admittedly, they all have their swords and Wen Chao doesn't know that, but his finding out wouldn't be a great outcome either. 

Eventually even Wen Chao, up on his horse instead of having to walk around, gets tired, and calls a halt. People drink from the stream or sit down or just stand alone warily. 

Wen Chao drifts away from Wang Lingjiao and in the general direction of the prettiest girl there who it wouldn't cost his bodily integrity to perv on. 

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-- ohhhh no. 

Okay, that's fine, Mianmian will just start drifting in the direction of Jin Zixuan and his cluster of other Jin disciples. At a reasonable speed that will not look like insubordination at all.

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He starts walking towards her more directly. 

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AAAA

She has her sword now, tucked away in her sleeve, but it's probably best to keep that secret as long as they all can, so she -- shouldn't do that -- she needs to think of something else --

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Oh shit. Uh, talisman, fwoosh, "HEY LOOK THERE'S A CAVE!" 

Wen Chao turns away from his intended target to look. 

"How is it that none of you layabouts were able to find this sooner?" he complains. Wen Ying rolls her eyes and drifts towards Mianmian as Wen Chao mounts his horse with his mistress again and the disciples are herded cave-wards. 

"Are you okay?" she murmurs. 

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She laughs a little nervously. "Wen-er guniang, that was very good timing! I - ha, well of course I'm okay. I must be okay, nothing really happened! I --"

Deep breaths, Mianmian. "I'll be fine, really, I'm just a little shaken still."

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She puts a hand on Mianmian's shoulder. "Fear is something happening," she says seriously. "If there's one thing you learn when Wen Ruohan takes an interest in you, it's that." 

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That sounds horrible. Hug?

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Quick hug while Wen Chao isn't looking. 

They're dragged into a dark, ominous cave. This is still objectively much better than Wen Chao perving on Mianmian. 

(There are bats. Fortunately, none of them transmit any unfortunate viruses to any of the humans.)

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Lan Zhan is given a torch. She goes first, lighting the way along a precarious cliff's edge.

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Mianmian is keeping herself in the center of as many Jin disciples as possible. She does not stumble.

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She finds a severe downward slope into what must be a lower chamber of the cave. It is difficult to be sure; she cannot make out the bottom of the slope through the deep darkness.

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"This must be the place...all of you! Hurry up and find a way down!"

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"Wen Chao, are you so unequipped that not a single one of your men brought rope?"

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Wen Chao shoves him off the edge. 

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Mianmian screams. So do several other disciples. 

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After a few moments, indistinct angry shouting echoes back up to them.

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Wen Ying really, really wants to yell at Wen Chao for being an idiot. 

She does not do that. Instead she helps get ropes (which they did have) set up, and then gets down as fast as she can without abandoning the other girls to Wen Chao's undiluted proximity to check him for injuries. 

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There are some nasty bruises and one of Zixuan's palms got scraped up, but mostly he's just extremely pissed. Nothing is broken.

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She can get his scrape cleaned and bandaged before Wen Chao makes it down to object if he cooperates. 

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He will. Maybe that will make it easier to punch Wen Chao in the face. He can dream.

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Relevant girls have followed Wen Ying rather closely. The Jin disciples flock immediately to Jin Zixuan, who shrugs off all their concern with a dismissive flick of his sleeves. This exasperates Mianmian, but Zixuan does in fact seem alright.

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"If I give you medicine for the bruises later, can you slip it into his tea?" Wen Ying whispers to Mianmian. 

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"I'll be happy to!"

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Lan Zhan has had to do away with her walking stick and slide awkwardly and painfully down the rock face, gripping the rope tightly.

Now, she brushes the dirt from her robes and limps to Wen Ying's side. 

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"Lan Zhan! Are you okay?"

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"Yes."

She wants to kiss her so badly. 

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Wen Ying doesn't kiss her right now, but she does manage a very discreet handsqueeze. 

Everyone moves farther into the cave, ignoring Wen Chao's impotent yelling for them to say something from the top of the cliff. They reach a dead end with a little pond. Wen Ying frowns. Something's wrong with the echo here...

She would very much like to report total failure to find anything, time to move on, but she doesn't think Wen Chao would accept that. 

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Those with torches reach the edge of the dark pool and cast their light aloft. Only Lan Zhan makes note of maple leaves drifting on the water.

She whispers this observation to Wen Ying; there must be a hidden passage somewhere beneath the pond's surface.

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She nods seriously. Who knows if the information will turn out to be important, but it would be a mistake to assume it won't. 

 

"It's a dead end, Wen-gongxi!" the concubine chirps in consternation. 

"Impossible," Wen Chao says, as though there weren't a big ol' pool of water that could be hiding any number of monsters right there. "Keep looking!" he instructs the soldiers. "And get someone hung and bleeding to lure the thing out!"

Wen Ying steps forward aggressively before anyone else can react to the latter statement. "Wen Chao, have you completely fucking forgotten what a hostage is?" she demands. "The way hostages work is that you hurt them if their families don't do what you say and you don't hurt them if they do. The latter part is fucking important." 

Wen Chao sneers dismissively. "Then we won't use one of the sect heirs." 

The concubine cranes her neck. "What about her?" she suggests, gesturing at Mianmian.

"Hm...maybe another one?" Wen Chao says. 

"What, you're reluctant to use her because she's pretty?" Wang Lingjiao pouts. 

"I'm not reluctant!" Wen Chao blusters. 

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Jin Zixuan steps in front of Mianmian. Lan Zhan nyooms fifteen feet across the cave in half a second, slipping into place to block Mianmian's other side.

"Enough! Wen Chao, you have cowered behind us for the entire hunt. Do just one thing yourself!"

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"You know," Wen Chao says coldly, "I've been putting up with a lot of insubordination from you, Jin-gongxi, but even as patient and generous a man as I has limits. I'm going to give you one chance to tie the girl up yourself, or none of you people are ever going to see your homes again."

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"And how, exactly, are you going to explain losing all the sect heirs to their parents?" Wen Ying bites out. 

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Wen Chao flicks a hand dismissively. "If we're the only ones to leave this place alive, nobody will have any choice but to believe what we say." 

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"That's true," she says quietly. 

 

"Whoever survives gets to control the narrative." 

She has her blade out of its sheathe and sunk into Wen Chao's gut before he can react. Wang Lingjiao screams. 

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There are many shouts of alarm from the Wen soldiers present, and several other screams from startled disciples.

The Wen guards who are quickest to recover themselves lunge at Wen Ying. Lan Zhan sets the nearest one on fire, whomping her torch into his chest before discarding it. A moment later, Bichen glitters in her grip.

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Oh good, it's sword time. Hitting people with swords is so much easier than avoiding a diplomacy crisis with Wen Chao, hooray.

Whack whack whack. Nearly half of the Wen soldiers turn to flee once the disciples brandish their spiritual swords.

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Wen Ying throws a talisman that casts a wall of flame back the way they came, cutting off the soldiers' escape route. 

"You..." Wen Chao manages to hiss out. 

"Your death was sealed when you did what you did to my village," Wen Ying says coldly. "But I suspect it was always going to be necessary, in the end." 

She pulls her blade out of his abdomen and slices his head clean off. 

She is very, very good with her sword. So is Lan Zhan. None of the soldiers who go after her in particular survive. 

Eventually a handful of soldiers are left alive, held immobile at swordpoint by various disciples. Wen Ying first attends to the thankfully relatively few injuries on their side, then addresses the remaining living soldiers. 

"Wen Ruohan is a tyrant and a madman," she says flatly. "It was always going to come to a head, one way or another; if it wasn't someone from within the Wen sect, it wasn't going to be much longer before the entire rest of the world figured out there was only one way to definitively prevent suffering the same fate as the Lan sect. Or worse. You have two choices, right now. You can swear to me, and I will tie you up and leave you here until the dust settles, then send rescuers. Or you can remain loyal to Wen Ruohan and die here and now." 

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There is stunned silence.

It takes under a minute for all the Wen soldiers to glance at each other and lower their swords. Not a single one seems to think loyalty to Wen Ruohan or the late Wen Chao is worth dying for, apparently. There is some nervous mumbling as they huddle together and fumble to their knees.

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She gets them all bound hand and foot, tense and wary. Once they're all taken care of, she gets up and surveys the rest of the cavern. Whatever oogedy boogedy is hiding in this cavern still hasn't shown itself. Nobody's time-sensitively hurt. 

Her shoulders lower slightly as some of the tension drains out. Her eyes light on Lan Zhan, and--

the part of this that involved putting on a show for Wen Chao is over. She strides towards her wife and throws her arms around her neck and kisses her, heedless of any consequences. 

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Kiss!!!!! Lan Zhan wraps her arms fast around Wen Ying's waist and sways forward into the kiss (with her WIFE).

Wen Ying just began an excellent coup, she deserves many kisses.

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AwWWWWWW. Mianmian rises on her tiptoes to peek over Jin Zixuan's shoulder and cheer in support!

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Shocked murmuring ripples around the cave! Lan-guniang kissing someone is even more surprising than a violent Wen coup.

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After a while, Wen Ying pulls back, breathing hard.

"I love you. Let's go kick some ass." 

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Affirmative nod.

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"Okay. So!" she turns to the erstwhile hostages. "I've been planning to overthrow Wen Ruohan for a long time, on account of, uh, who he is as a person. Anyone who wants to help would be welcome to! Anyone who wants to be like 'he's your mess, Wen-guniang, you clean him up,' is valid and can chill probably here so as to be out of the crossfire." 

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"You're overthrowing Wen Ruohan... right now?" says a Jin disciple. "Leaving right now?"

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"I just had to gank Wen Chao, it's not like I can keep my cover of loyalty going much longer." 

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"Are fighting in your coup and staying in this monster cave really the only options? Could we just instead... not be in a cave?"

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"What are you talking about," Zixuan snaps. "Should a member of the Jin Sect be so cowardly? Of course we are all going to fight Wen Ruohan!"

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"I mean, you could not be in a cave if you wanted, but then somebody on Wen Ruohan's side might find you and decide to stab you."

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"I wouldn't get stabbed by a Wen," the disciple mumbles, but he quiets down and files in behind all the other Jins. 

A dozen disciples decide to stay here.

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Among them is Nie Huaisang and a cluster of fellow Nies who were instructed to protect him. Huaisang is more than happy to chill in this cave and not stab or be stabbed by anyone! He's sure everyone else will do a great job!

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"Don't get eaten by whatever's in here," she teases him, and then she and Lan Zhan and the rest of the disciples can leave. 

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On the way back to Nightless City from the cave, she and Lan Zhan and Jiang Cheng and Jin Zixuan and whoever's acting head of the Nie disciples who came along can talk strategy. She's going to peel off from the main group to try to catch Wen Ruohan unawares before he finds out she's in on the rebellion. Here's a shitton of strategic information about Nightless City's weak points and so on, also a bunch of talismans she never shared with the enemy. 

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Lan Zhan will accompany her to kill Wen Ruohan.

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Wen Ying considers trying to argue her out of this, considers what dajie would have to say about that, and settles on, "Stay out of sight until actual violence starts, he knows you're his enemy." 

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"Mn."

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Handsqueeze. "I'm not trying to keep you out of the way," she promises, "dajie would have my head if I tried to do this alone."

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Good. Handsqueeze.

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The others come up with a reasonable strategy for storming Nightless City, utilizing the aforementioned weak points and avoiding the largest number of stationed Wen soldiers. Jin Zixuan takes charge on the planning, which no one challenges.

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Jiang Cheng isn't exactly happy about it, but the peacock has good ideas and now is really not the time to let personal grudges get in the way of kicking maximum ass. Even extremely legitimate ones. 

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And Wen Ying takes her wife's hand and peels off from the main group before they come in view, taking an alternate route to get inside. 

It isn't hard for her to make her way through Nightless City unseen, or at least unnoticed; Lan Zhan in her bright whites is more conspicuous. Wei Ying starts by raiding a closet for a spare Wen uniform for disguise purposes. 

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They find one that approximately fits. Lan Zhan tightens the belt around her wait.

She hesitates over removing her ribbon.

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Wen Ying considers this and locates a hat that will hide the ribbon if Lan Zhan hides the trailing ends under her clothes. 

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KISS. Lan Zhan loves her wife so much. Smart, perfect wife.

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Kiss! Wen Ying kisses her on the forehead through the ribbon before she puts the hat on.

"There we go. Nice and inconspicuous." 

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She blushes.

 

Lan Zhan would really like to make out with Wen Ying in this closet for about an hour, but they have a Wen Ruohan to go kill.

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Their not being able to make out in the closet for an hour can go on his list of crimes. 

Wen Ying's method of traveling inconspicuously through Nightless City involves both sneaking through secret passages and walking boldly through crowded place as though there could be no possible reason to stop her at various intervals. 

Eventually they reach a much more ominous section in which lava pits can totally be seen. 

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"Are we close?"

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"Yeah. I think I can find you a good hiding place a little closer, though..." 

She starts looking around and eventually finds one she's satisfied with. 

"His throne room is in there," she says in a hushed voice, gesturing at a particularly elaborate set of doors. "Don't come in until you hear steel." 

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Lan Zhan really fucking hates this part of the plan.

 

Nod. Handsqueeze. "I love you."

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Handsqueeze. Brief, chaste kiss. "I love you." 

Wen Ying leaves Lan Zhan in her hiding place, straightens, letting her body language take on a tone of arrogance and confidence, and sweeps into the throne room like she has every right to be there. 

From outside, it is, for a little while, quiet. 

Then there is an explosion and a LOT of steel noises. 

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She can't breathe, but she can run. Lan Zhan dashes into the throne room. "Wen Ying!"

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Wens Ying and Ruohan are currently engaged in a dramatic swordfight. Both of them are bleeding at least a little. Wen Ruohan is also somewhat singed, which does not account for all of the smoke surrounding him, which appears to be also attacking Lan Zhan's wife. Whatever it's doing to her is clearly not pleasant, but she grits her teeth and holds on. 

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This is completely fucking unacceptable.

Lan Zhan's feet lift from the ground and she flies the length of the throne room, Bichen spearing towards Wen Ruohan.

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Wen Ruohan turns and raises his hand, and the smoke shifts its target to throw Lan Zhan against the wall. Wen Ying makes a noise not typical of the human larynx and spears him from behind. He makes a strangled noise but does not fall, whirling on her again, murder in his eyes.

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OW

-- oh fuck she needs to be there she isn't close enough --

This time she throws Bichen through the air, buying time to struggle to her feet. She tastes blood.

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Writhing shadows knock the sword from the air, but while they're doing that they aren't attacking Wen Ying, who takes a shallow cut to the arm but leaves a somewhat deeper slice in Wen Ruohan's side. 

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Thank god -- okay --

Lan Zhan produces her guqin from her sleeves and sends two chord attacks at Wen Ruohan in quick succession. Then she vanishes the thing and runs, summoning Bichen to her hand as she goes.

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The chord attacks disperse the shadows briefly, requiring Wen Ruohan to counter them with his own sword, and barely at that. This gives Wen Ying an excellent chance to put her sword through his torso again. Wen Ruohan snarls and turns back to face her again, the shadows springing back up, but this time wreathing his body and emanating from his eyes instead of fighting semi-independently. 

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Because fucking Yin Iron, that's why. 

He manages to parry both this and Wen Ying's jab at the big artery in the armpit, but they have him on the defensive, now; he doesn't have the attention to hold both of them off and keep hold of the dark energy preventing horrible things from happening in the holes Wen Ying put in his middle and put any more ouches on either of them. 

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Good. They can attack him as long as it fucking takes. 

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Eventually they manage to slip enough jabs past his guard that there's just too much resentful energy holding him together and he sort of dramatically goes up in weird shadowy unflames that leave him physically untouched but very much dead when they die down. 

Wen Ying elects to respond to this by collapsing on Lan Zhan in relief. 

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That's - unreasonably painful, but Lan Zhan would rather die than express that and cause Wen Ying to not be collapsed on her anymore.

CLING. "Wen Ying, are you hurt?"

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Wen Ying sort of wants to downplay her injuries so Lan Zhan won't worry, but she was raised by Queen Bitch Doctor and so gives an accurate self-assessment. 

"I'm cut up in more places than I want to be and I think there's some internal damage from the Yin Iron but I'm not going to bleed out in the next ten minutes. You?"

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"What internal damage?" Panic. Lan Zhan is not Queen Bitch Doctor and does not know what to do about Yin Iron related internal damage but she'll figure something out.

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"Definitely some deep bruising, maybe a little tissue damage but not, like, an amount that's going to kill me anytime soon." She Very Reluctantly unleans from Lan Zhan and begins approaching the corpse.

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Lan Zhan follows closely, unwilling to stop touching her. "We should find your sister."

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"Yeah, definitely. In a sec." 

Wen Ying proceeds to hack Wen Ruohan's head off and pick it up by the hair. 

"Okay, now we can go."

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Wen Ying is Perfect and Valid and can cut off as many heads off bodies as she wants, in Lan Zhan's opinion, especially if the body belongs to Wen Ruohan.

Do they run into any opposition?

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All the opposition they face turns into fleeing when Wen Ying waves Wen Ruohan's severed head at it. 

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As they should. Lan Zhan is glad that they can make their way towards Wen Qing's rooms quickly. She keeps a close eye on her wife, watching for pain or worsening of her condition.

(Walking is not very fun, but it's not as bad as when her leg was freshly broken. Lan Zhan swallows back the traces of bad blood in her mouth.)

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Wen Ying knocks on her sister's door. 

"Sorry, da-jie," she calls. "I would have given you warning if I had it, but Wen Chao decided to murder everyone while on that stupid night-hunt and I had to stop him and then I had to act fast. But I kept Lan Zhan with me the whole time so I wasn't ever alone and I came straight here! I haven't even gone to make the rest of the Wen soldiers stop fighting the other disciples yet!"

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"A-Ying --"

She opens the door and stares.

 

"Wen Ying you absolute fool --" Wen Qing pinches her lips tight, barely restraining herself from punching A-Ying's shoulder. "You moron --"

Wen Ning perks up inside the room behind her. "Jiejie! Did, did your coup go okay?"

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"Yeah! I mean I'm kinda beat up but I won." She lifts the severed head triumphantly. "--Lan Zhan helped. A lot."

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"Hm. Sit down, both of you, where are you hurt? You're bleeding, A-Ying -- A-Ning, get out the bandages already --"

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Right yes bandages

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"Wen Ruohan did something to me with the Yin Iron and Lan Zhan still hasn't told me what her injuries are."

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"Something with the Yin Iron." Of course he did something to her with the Yin Iron, because Wen Ying took him on alone.

She huffs and grabs Wen Ying's wrist, touching two fingers to the pulse point and closing her eyes, reaching out with spiritual energy to assess the damage.

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Mostly there's just a lot of internal bruising. None of her injuries were going to kill her unless she was remarkably stupid about bandaging her cuts; she managed to keep Wen Ruohan from hitting any major blood vessels and he didn't have much time to Yin Iron at her before Lan Zhan intervened. 

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Slow exhale. "Okay. You'll be fine. It will take ten minutes for me to prepare your medicine -- A-Ning, do the bandages. Lan-guniang, where are you hurt." She's already opening her medicine kit.

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"Please make Wen Ying's medicine first."

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"Lan Zhan, jie just said I'll be fine!" 

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Her hands are already busy, but now she looks up to glare.

"-- Lan-guniang I am the doctor here and I'll decide which medicines I ought to make when. I would never neglect the care of my own sister or any patient, which includes you. Tell me."

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Wen Qing is having a VERY STRESSFUL DAY she is not amused. "Don't waste my time. You think I won't take longer making this medicine if I have to come over there and chase you around?"

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"Leg still broken."

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"Lan Zhan! You're as bad as I was before Jie scolded some better habits into me! I will be fine! I heard something crack when you hit that wall! Do you think I'll be better off if I have to explain to your big brother how I let you get seriously hurt or worse?"

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Hhh. She really doesn't want Wen Ying to feel bad for leaning on her, and she especially doesn't Wen Ying to stop leaning on her when she wants to. 

 

"Ribs. Tasted blood." And her leg is worse again but she basically already said that.

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Wen Ying makes a small face of distress but says, "Thank you," and squeezes her hand. 

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Squeeze.

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Mmmm.

She sprinkles in a third tincture to the medicine and lights a flame beneath her mixing bowl with a gesture of her fingers. "A-Ning, come here and fan this for me."

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He has finished doing Er-jie's bandages and can come do that!

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Now she can go to Lan Zhan and investigate. She carefully feels around Lan Zhan's rib cage, and then her leg, and then investigates through extension of her spiritual energy again.

It's not too bad. Two ribs are broken, but nothing is punctured. Nearly all of the progress on healing her leg has been lost; this is a setback, but it doesn't need to be reset and Wen Qing has medicine that can help the pain.

She reports her findings. Lan Zhan is also going to be fine, as long as she rests and keeps off of the leg.

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Wen Ying gives her wife a suspicious look. "Am I going to have to carry you to get you to keep off the leg?"

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Oh no that's so undignified but so tempting.

"I won't exert myself."

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"Off the leg entirely, Lan-guniang, at least for the next day."

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"I will carry you if I have to." 

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“Not while you’re hurt.”

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"Dajie, are any of my injuries actually ones that would be exacerbated by heavy lifting?"

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"You should avoid taxing yourself to recover quickly. But - no."

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"I will carry you if that's necessary to prevent you putting weight on your leg," she reiterates.

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"...in moderation." Wen Ying carrying her in her arms is pretty difficult to resist.

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The medicine A-Ning has been watching over should be ready now. Wen Qing retrieves it and brings A-Ying the bowl. "Drink this when it cools down, it will help with the internal bruising."

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"Yes ma'am," Wen Ying replies, taking the bowl with one hand spread under it to keep an eye on its temperature and saluting with the other. 

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Lan Zhan leans against her shoulder.

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Wen Ying leans back. Then she giggles. 

"So it turns out that when you asked if I was going to get engaged to Lan Zhan we were already married, A-Ning. We skipped engaged entirely." 

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He huffs a laughs. "Ying-jie, I think when I asked you that you said that Lan-guniang wanted to marry a boy."

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"I said she probably did! Most girls want to marry boys!"

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Most girls are Wrong. 

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Wen Qing finishes grinding the pain relief medicine for Lan Zhan and administers some to her. She kneels down to wrap the broken leg.

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Wen Ying determines that her medicine has reached the correct temperature and drinks it. 

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The liquid is spicy, and tingles with warmth going down. The feeling of gradually spreading warmth is pleasant, not alarming.

Wen Qing tends to Lan Zhan's leg, then her ribs. Then she checks on Lan Zhan's older, healing injuries; a deeper cut has reopened on her back, but nothing more.

"Alright, you're fine for now. I will give you both more medicine before bed. Now, A-Ying, please put that head somewhere else."

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"I should probably use it to make people understand that the power dynamics have shifted drastically and they should not fight the visiting disciples anymore." 

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"I'll come with you."

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"Hmm." She looks Lan Zhan up and down thoughtfully, then scoops her up with the arm not currently wielding a severed head, so that the arm is wrapped around Lan Zhan's thighs and Lan Zhan's hip is against Wen Ying's shoulder. 

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Lan Zhan is IMPRESSED AND FLUSTERED. Luckily her swooning over her strong and perfect sect conquering wife will be nearly undetectable, aside from the pink tinge to her ears.

(oh no this is so hot and they can't have sex about it immediately Oh No)

 

Focus. "You will not strain yourself?"

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"Mm-nn."

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She looks to Wen Qing for confirmation.

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Wen Qing looks exasperated, but nods. "Be careful."

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"I will, da-jie." 

Waving Wen Ruohan's severed head is a great way to get people in Qishan to stop doing things and run away, it turns out.

It looks like none of the other disciples got killed while Wen Ying was seeking medical attention! That's very good. 

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They've been doing really well at not dying! But they definitely have an easier job of it once Wen Ying shows up and their opponents scatter off.

There is lots of staring and some confused shouting.

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"Wen-guniang!! You're back, you did it!" She bounces up to her friend but does Not hug her because she doesn't want to accidentally touch Wen Ruohan's head or to accidentally dislodge any shoulder-Lans.

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"I did it!!!! Lan Zhan helped. A lot." She squeezes her shoulder Lan. "Is anyone hurt?"

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A Jin disciple and two Jiang disciples have deeper injuries, everyone else is fine or only lightly scratched.

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Wen Ying's hands are full but she can examine injuries and give people first-aid instructions. 

Jiang Cheng wants to know why she doesn't put down her shoulder Lan and she replies airily that sometimes people are stubborn and the only way to keep them off of injured legs is to physically carry them. 

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Her shoulder Lan looks Very Dignified and unaffected by both the affectionate squeeze and all the staring. 

Inside, she is feeling warm and fuzzy. And not at all apologetic about preventing Wen Ying from hugging other people. 

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Disciples who are not busy carrying bloody heads or pretty girls busy themselves in accordance to the first aid instructions.

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"I need to lock things down more firmly," she sighs after a minute. "Waving around Wen Ruohan's severed head is only a short-term solution to authority." 

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"What do you plan to do, can we help?"

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Wen Ying has plans! Wen Ying has been planning this for a long time. They can absolutely help that sounds great. 

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Great! They can go get started on that, then. Except for the Nies, who think they should at this point probably go retrieve their first heir now that the coast is relatively clear.

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Sure sounds good. 

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They can go back to the palace now themselves.

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No, actually, they can't. 

News reached Wen Xu quickly of his father's death. He knew immediately that Wen Ying would want to kill him, as the proper heir and successor to his father. He also knew that anyone who could kill his father could certainly kill him -- unless they were already weakened and injured from an entire battle against Wen Ruohan and his Yin Iron.

The most recent batch of shooed Wen soldiers crossed his path and directed him to the group of disciples.

Now here he is sprinting down the road towards them, sword drawn. He sees Wen Ying carrying his father's head, fueling him with rage, and also -- her concubine, on her shoulder for some reason?

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"Wen Ying --"

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"Crap, crap," she breathes, and drops the head, and uses both hands to gently but swiftly lower Lan Zhan to the ground, and get her sword up in time to parry the first blow from Wen Xu. 

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He swings at her twice more in quick succession, heavy blows with full force swings. 

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She blocks the blows, gritting her teeth. 

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Lan Zhan sits up and produces her guqin over her lap as fast as she can, aiming quick chord strike at Wen Xu's legs and another up at his shoulders. 

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He leaps up to avoid the first attack, but the second knocks him off course and he has to spin away through the air to recover himself, snarling. "Fuck, A-Ying get your fucking whore out of the way --"

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"Don't you fucking talk that way about my wife," she hisses, slashing for his hamstrings. 

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He flips up over her head and attacks from the other side. "Your what?"

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"Like I'd trust any of you assholes with the information that I was married!" she snaps. "Even before you burned her home. Do you have any idea what an enormous bag of rotting offal you and your father and brother are?" 

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"Fuck you! Ungrateful - brat - " Lots of sword swinging, slash slash slash, and then a mid-air kick aimed for Wen Ying's chest. 

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Which does not land, fuck you. She sends him flying off down the road again.

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That's really annoying. He throws out both arms; dark iron chains shoot from each sleeve. One wraps around Lan Zhan's torso and, with the rest of its momentum, slams her against the stone wall out of his fucking way.

The other goes straight for Wen Ying's throat.

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She screams in rage when Lan Zhan suffers Yet More Impact damage. Her sword glare is narrow, focused and brilliant, the chains slicing in half as the links throw themselves against the edge of it.

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UGH. Okay then she can have two more chains just for her this time, and Wen Xu dives towards her right after them.

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"You do not get to touch her ever again," she hisses, destroying the other two chains and parrying his sword. 

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He bares his teeth, feints to one side and then swings his sword around from a new angle. If he has to be disadvantaged in this fight by emotion over his father's death, she certainly deserves to be disadvantaged as well. "It's a little late, A-Ying --" jab "-- do you know, we took bets on who could make her cry, first --"

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"Fascinating. Tell me all about who you made these bets with and who won, it'll be very useful when I'm trying your accomplices later on," she says coldly. Block. Parry, deflect--

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"You aren't going to be trying anyone. I'm gonna put your head on a spike outside my palace --" She's moving defensively, Wen Xu takes that as a good sign. He tries slicing at her neck.

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She sidesteps smoothly, fluidly converting the motion into her own whirling strike. 

"Oh, please. Even if you do manage to kill me here, you're no Wen Ruohan. You can't keep the Wen Sect safe from all the gratuitous enemies you've helped him make. And you can't disavow him. I've been making friends and doing damage control. I can keep our people safe, by cutting out the rot like you. Your father was a madman and your brother a fool. There's only so far you can push someone before they hate you more than they fear you, and even if I hadn't put him down now, someone was going to manage it eventually. The only question was how much damage you guys were going to do on your way out. Even if I die here, it'll be that much less blood and death between here and your fall than if I hadn't acted at all, that many fewer innocent lives lost." 

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Okay but consider: he doesn't give a fuck about any of that.

He dodges, but not quickly enough -- he yelps furiously as her sword slices across his shoulder.

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She bets she knows something he does care about, though. 

"I've already done two-thirds of the work, by headcount, after all," she taunts. "At least they both died as they lived: Wen Ruohan fucking with forces he should've left alone, and Wen Chao whining like the little bitch he was." 

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He stumbles. "You--"

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She cuts a slashing red line across his chest. 

"I tried to convince him not to make me kill him, but he just wouldn't listen to reason," she tsks. "There was only so much damage I could let him do. And he never did have the brains not to smash everything he ever stumbled into, hm? You'd think he didn't have a big brother to teach him better." 

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OW, FUCKER --

He staggers backward and lunges again, shouting in fury. 

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"Seriously, if he meant so much to you you'd think you would have taught him...anything...ever..." She skips lightly out of the way. 

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"Shut the fuck up." He pulls back, readying himself to lunge again, teeth bared and bloody -

And then he chokes, and spits blood, and there is a sword point stabbing out from the center of his torso.

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She shoves him to the ground, Bichen still speared through him.

Sways precariously. 

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"Lan Zhan!" 

Wen Ying hastily sheaths her sword and steps forward to support her wife. 

"Are you okay?" 

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"Mhm." She's in a lot of pain, again, but Wen Ying is unhurt and so Lan Zhan is very okay.  She slumps forward for a kiss.

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Kiss kiss. 

"Tell me how he hurt you," she says in a low voice, hands skimming ever-so-lightly over Lan Zhan's ribs. 

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It turns out that Lan Zhan is able to appreciate Wen Ying touching and speaking to her like that even through large amounts of pain.

"M'Ribs hurt. Worse to breathe," she murmurs. She cannot tell whether a third rib has been broken. Pain has wound tight and hot around her entire chest. "I hit my head, it seems not too badly."

Can Lan Zhan get more kisses for being honest about her injuries this time, she thinks that deserves more kisses.

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She can ABSOLUTELY get more kisses. So many more kisses. 

"I'm so sorry," she whispers. Kiss kiss. "I promised you'd be safe from him." 

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"Not Wen Ying's fault." Kiss kiss. "We are safe from him now."

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"Safe from all of them." Kiss kiss. "Oh, Lan Zhan, I was so scared when you hit that tree--" Kiss kiss kiss. "I love you so much, I was so worried for you." 

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Lan Zhan sighs and rests her head on her wife's shoulder. Nods. "I'm sorry for scaring you, love. I love you very much."

 

"...Wen Ying was very attractive, that angry."

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Wen Ying blushes. "Ehehe, you think so?" 

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She blushes too. "The way you cut apart the chains. Was..."

Honestly worth getting slammed into any number of surfaces.

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Time For More Kisses Now. 

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Yes Absolutely.

Eventually Lan Zhan forces herself to stop kissing her extremely hot wife. Still tucked against Wen Ying' shoulder, she looks back at the motionless Wen Xu.

"He might still live."

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"Killing him is your right if you want to. Or we could haul him back and try him and then you could kill him, or another Lan survivor could."

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She considers this. "Give his death to my sect. I have already had revenge." She lifts her arm and summons Bichen back to her hand. The blade drips dark and sticky with Wen Xu's blood.

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She nods and kisses her again, then bites her lip and frowns. 

"...I pretty much have to be Sect Leader Wen after this," she says, glancing at Wen Xu again. "I'm not saying this is the biggest reason to want your brother not to be dead, but if he is, that makes you Sect Leader Lan. It seems like that might be--difficult to navigate."

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"I'm not saying we can't do it! We can do anything we put our minds to. But, uh, from an outside perspective--" she wrinkles her nose. "If I didn't have any more context, and I heard that one sect decimated another and then the sect that did the decimating had its Sect Leader marry the other sect's new Sect Leader I would kind of expect the second one to get absorbed. So, like, we should--try to avoid looking like that? If we can? Like I'm sure the fact that I super destroyed the old regime will help, but even so." 

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"Mm." Agreement.

 

 

"Do you think Brother is dead."

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"No, I think if he were Wen Xu would have taunted me with it." 

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Yeah.

"The marriage can remain private until we know the situation."

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Kiss. "I kind of like the idea of telling your family before random strangers anyway." 

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Nod.

They should probably return to the palace, with Wen Xu and Wen Ruohan's head.

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Yep. Hm. If Lan Zhan holds the head, Wen Ying can shouldercarry her like before so she stays off her leg and drag Wen Xu along the ground by his hair or arm or something. 

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Lan Zhan does not especially want to hold the head, but it's worth being carried by Wen Ying. She picks the head up from the street by the hair.

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Wen Ying manages to get all three of them back up to the palace, and then she gets Wen Xu thrown in a dungeon and can take the head from Lan Zhan. 

"I'm thinking of sending this to Chifeng-zun as an apology for his dad. What do you think?" she asks, eyeing the severed head critically. 

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Lan Zhan nods and strokes Wen Ying's hair approvingly.

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She briefly looks around to see if the Nie disciples are back with Nie Huaisang yet, but when she doesn't immediately find them she makes the executive decision to go find dajie again. Lan Zhan's injuries probably aren't too much worse but better safe than sorry. 

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(Wen Qing would be very angry if she found out later that Lan Zhan hadn't been brought to her immediately.)

She has Lan Zhan sit down and looks her over. Her head seems to be fine; bruised, but not concussed. Her leg is not noticeably worse. Her ribs are noticeably worse, and Wen Qing is displeased by the breathing trouble. As before, nothing is punctured or badly misaligned, but impact was unfriendly to the already-damaged ribs. Wen Qing determines that a third has sustained a hairline fracture: unproblematic aside from pain.

Wen Qing relays this. The current situation is unpleasant, but with Lan Zhan's strong cultivation base Wen Qing believes she will quickly make a full recovery as long as there is no further damage. She wants Lan Zhan to have two days of bedrest.

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"Lan Zhan, if I put you in my bed and promise to join you there as soon as I've dealt with everything time-sensitive, will you please please stay there and not get up looking for me or anything?"

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"What are you going to do?"

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"Ask Nie-gongxi to bring the head to his brother, put barriers over the lava pits, reassure people that everything is under control, see if there's anything the erstwhile hostages need?"

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None of that is especially concerning but Lan Zhan is concerned Anyway. 

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"Please, Lan Zhan? If dajie mandated bedrest for me I'd have to do it." 

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....reluctant nod.

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Wen Qing gives her some more pain medicine before they leave.

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"Thank you!!!" 

A dazzling smile and affectionate squeeze, and then Wen Ying brings Lan Zhan to her room and lays her out on the bed and kisses her properly. 

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KISS. Kisskisskiss.

"Wen-zongzhu," she murmurs, when they break for air.

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Flinch, jerk--

"--Oh! You meant me!" She immediately relaxes. "Sorry, yes, that makes sense, just--habits." 

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Oh nooooo. "I'm sorry."

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"Ah, it's okay. I'm going to have to get used to hearing that out of nowhere." Kiss kiss light nip of the lower lip. "Maybe you could help?"

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Eeeeee. "Won't be alarmed?"

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"Mmmm, not if I'm warned." 

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"Then I will. Wen-zongzhu." 

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Shiver. Kiss. 

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Oh good, a better reaction. "Wen-zongzhu. And I am... Wen-furen?"

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Shy, pleased blush.

"I guess you would be." Kiss kiss KISS kiss kiss. 

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Kiss kiss kiss kiss!

"It seems I have no choice but to rest in bed," kiss, "if it is Wen-zongzhu's order."

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"It is. Wen-furen must recover from the injuries so nobly taken in ensuring the downfall of tyrants." Kiss kiss. "Wen-zongzhu would be most deeply grieved if they were aggravated further." Kiss. Gentle stroke of knuckle down cheekbone. 

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Blush. "Wen-furen does not wish to begrieve Wen-zongzhu." Kiss.

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"Wen-zongzhu loves Wen-furen very much," she murmurs. "Wen-zongzhu has to run a couple of errands, but she'll be right back, she promises." Kiss kiss kiss. 

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Kiss kiss. "Wen-furen will wait for you." Kiss. "I love you, Wen Ying."

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"Love you so much," she says, and one more kiss, and then she picks up the severed head and goes looking for Nies. 

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Here they are! Huaisang is clinging to one of his sectmate's arms and whining about how cold the cave was, look, he's still shivering even now!

When he sees Wen Ying, he brightens. "Wen-guniang! Wow, congratulations!"

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"Thanks!" She holds out the severed head to him. "For Chifeng-zun. As an apology present. For your dad." 

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EEAUGH. 

-- okay it really is excellent that Wen Ruohan has been decapitated, Huaisang highly approves that development, he just would love to not be in contact with any of the actual gore involved here thanks!

He laughs nervously, fanning himself. "Ahhh, wow, Wen-guniang, I'm sure this will - will make Da-ge very happy! It should probably - ha, such a nice gift should probably go in a nice box, shouldn't it, shouldn't it?" He glances meaningfully at the nearby disciples who sigh and go about procuring such a nice box. One of them bows and accepts the head for now on Huaisang's behalf.

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She snickers. "There isn't that much blood on the hair," she says, displaying the hand with which she was holding the head, which is, indeed, blood-free. 

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Yeah haha that's great he's still not fucking touching that! He coughs and fans much faster. One of the disciples behind him rolls their eyes.

"Sso, what are you going to do now, Wen-guniang? Will the guards that are left be loyal to you?"

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"I'm gonna have to arrest some more people, but most of the sect isn't Wen Ruohan. People followed him out of fear, not love."

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"Hm. Yeah, I guess that makes sense. You're so clever about all these things, Wen-guniang!" Wen-zonghzu, now, it must be. 

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"I've sort of had to be! Is there anything you guys need right now?"

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He shuffles his feet. "I guess we should go back home to Qinghe and tell Da-ge about all this. Do you think it's safe enough?"

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"Should be, but if you wanted to wait a little while for things to be more solidly under control I wouldn't blame you." 

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"Well, aha, we can wait, we can wait. I think we have some food to last us for a little bit."

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"Okay. If you need anything I'll be, uh, around, I can't make any promises more specific than that." 

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That's fine! They appreciate what she's done already, and how much they aren't being eaten by monsters in caves right now!

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Okay, time to go put barriers over the lava pits. Magical transparent ones, not physical ones that can be conveniently shoved aside. She deals with various things from Wen sect retainers on her way there. Any other disciples from other sects on the way?

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There are! Here are a handful of Jin disciples, and here is a Mianmian skipping towards her. "Wen Ying! Everything went fine, we cleared out the South barracks like you asked -- where's Lan-guniang?"

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"She's on bedrest. We ran into Wen Xu on the way back and her injuries were exacerbated in the course of subduing him. Jiejie prescribed strict bedrest for the next couple of days so I wheedled her into promising not to get up while I attended to things. Do you need any things attended to?" 

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"Nnnnot really? We weren't sure what we should do next so we thought we'd just hang around and, like, prevent anything terrible from happening if it started happening right in front of us. We should probably head home soonish before our parents worry, but we can help out a little more first if you need anything."

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"I don't think so! But thanks." 

She doesn't run into anyone else on her way to safety the lava pits. She does find Jiang Cheng on his cohort on the way back and confirm that neither of them has any reason for him to stay much longer. She gives him explicit permission to tell his older sister about the Big Damn Kiss back in the cave on the grounds that she and Mianmian had listened to mildly excessive amounts of Wen Ying pining back at Cloud Recesses, which he splutters that he didn't really need to know about. 

Giggling, she returns to her rooms and her cozy wife-filled bed. Flop. Snuggle. 

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"Wen Ying." Her wife is back!! And they are cozy. Lan Zhan will not start out with 'Wen-zongzhu' until prompted, since Wen Ying might not be expecting it.

Kiss kiss kiss. "Safe?"

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"Mhm." Kiss kiss kiss kiss. "Everything's dealt with that needed immediate dealing-with." Snuuuuuuggle. Very very careful snuggle that does not jar any of Lan Zhan's ribs. Kiss. "I'm all yours."

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"I love you." She's proud of her.

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"I love you toooooo. I'm so glad you didn't want to marry a boy."

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She cackles. "What if I had been a boy, huh? Would you still want to marry me then?"

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Now she looks pained.

 

Sigh. "I don't think I would know how not to love you."

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Pet pet. "Sorry. For what it's worth, I don't want to marry any boys either, but I don't particularly extra not want to marry a boy on top of not wanting to marry a girl who isn't you."

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Unrelatable but cute and valid. Kisskiss.

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Kiss kiss. "Well, luckily I am a girl, so we have no problems." Kiss kiss kiss. "Ah, Lan Zhan, you're so good." Nuzzle. 

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Nuzzle! 

...they probably shouldn't have sex while Lan Zhan has broken ribs and her breathing is already mildly labored, but Lan Zhan really wants to.

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Maybe...if they are very careful...and Lan Zhan holds very, very still...and focuses on keeping her breathing even...and Wei Ying stops if Lan Zhan twitches?

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Lan Zhan is notoriously good at holding still, and she is Determined.

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Wen Ying is capable of multitasking some really excellent manual dexterity with watching her wife like a hawk for signs that anything is remotely wrong. 

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Wen Ying is so very capable. 

It takes effort to not move at all, to not reach out and touch her wife in turn. Lan Zhan compensates with some very intense eye contact.

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Oh. 

"Good girl. So good for me," she murmurs, pressing kisses to Lan Zhan's collarbones. 

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eeeEEEee

She blushes. "Mmmm."

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"My Lan Zhan. My wife. Wen-furen," she whispers. 

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She opens and closes her mouth several times before she trusts herself to speak. "Wen Ying. My - mm - Wen-zongzhu. You are -- truly -- ah."

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This is unhelpful for words, but helpful for Lan Zhan maintaining dignity! She kisses back as passionately as she can without moving greatly. And then bites Wen Ying's lip, because it was excellent when Wen Ying did that before and Wen Ying deserves all of the excellent things.

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Wen Ying makes a very happy whimpering sound. 

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Oh Good. Kiss kiss bite kiss.

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Wen Ying--remains very careful. But she does not let this get in the way of her enthusiasm. 

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She murmurs against Wen Ying's lips. "Wen-zongzhu is skilled and beautiful. My perfect one."

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Shiver shiver. "Lan Zhan--Wen-furen--is the one who's perfect."

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Eeeeee. Lan Zhan highly disagrees! But of course she must not contradict Wen-zongzhu's proclamations. She is forced to convey her strong disagreement instead through kisses.

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Kisses are an excellent medium of communication!!!

"I love you. So sweet. So good. So Lan Zhan. So mine. My wife, my Wen-furen, my sweetheart."

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Whine. "Yours, ahh, yours. I - mm."

Those are too many hot things at once, Wen Ying is being too good to her. Lan Zhan moans softly. 

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"Come for me, Wen-furen."

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!!!

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It takes about a minute to come back to herself and open her eyes, hazy with pleasure and contentment. "Wen Ying," she whispers. "Wen-zongzhu, may I move to touch you."

She wants to hold her wife close. She wants to stroke her hair. She wants to fuck her, if that's what Wen Ying wants. Anything Wen Ying wants. Lan Zhan loves her so much.

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"Don't move your leg or your torso," she says immediately. "You may move your arms freely."

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Yes, good. The rest of her will stay so, so still. (Lan Zhan enjoys control exercises and meditations on physical restraint even when they aren't extremely sexy, which this extremely is.)

Hairpetting comes first, and then pulling Wen Ying down for another kiss. She loves her.

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Kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss. 

"You're so good, so so good," she breathes against her wife's lips. 

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Kiss kiss. She strokes Wen Ying's breasts, her shoulders, and then slides her hand down.

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"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh."

She is exquisitely careful not to wriggle in any ways that would disturb any of Lan Zhan's injuries. 

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They can both be so, so careful. For as long as Wen-zongzhu likes.

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Carefulness is so, so important. 

 

Of course, doing one thing all day can be disrecommended, and other things are good besides stress-testing how careful they can be in situations of heightened distraction. Like maybe putting Lan Zhan's head in her lap and reading her poetry while petting her hair. 

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That is indeed very very good. Lan Zhan closes her eyes and listens and smiles.

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Wen Ying has to nip off briefly to fetch both of them dinner, but otherwise can spend the entire rest of the day with her wife. The next day she has to nip off for a few more getting-things-settled errands. 

"I've officially ordered the withdrawal of Wen troops from Gusu," she tells her wife when she returns. "There are going to be trials for the people involved with the invasion but not for anyone who just happened to be stationed there afterwards. Do you think that'll be enough to get the survivors to come out of hiding?"

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“Many of them. Some may not have access to news...”

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"I mean, presumably they'll be able to observe that there are no Wens around anymore."

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“Depends. Not all those hiding will be able to see.”

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"Yeah, I dunno." Flop. Snuggle. "Can you think of anything else helpful I could be doing?"

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They shouldn't send more Wens to look for her brother. If he is alive, he's done well at avoiding those so far.

But she really wants to send someone to look for him.

"I will write a letter to Uncle." Assuming that he's still alive. He should be.

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"I'll find a courier who isn't part of the sect to send it. Or maybe I could send it home with Nie Huaisang and ask him to ask Chifeng-zun to send someone."

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Thank-you kiss.

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Kiss kiss. 

And then Wen Ying gets up to bring Lan Zhan a portable writing desk and paper and brushes and ink so that she can write without getting up and moving around, and then fetches a dizi and starts playing the song Lan Zhan hummed to her back in the cell. 

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That will result in some intensely adoring gazing from Lan Zhan.

She writes her letter. She explains that Wen Ying, who had nothing to do with the attack on Cloud Recesses, has taken over the Qishan Wen. Wen Ruohan is dead, Wen Chao is dead, Wen Xu is captured. Wen troops have withdrawn from Gusu; this is Wen Ying's doing.

She hopes that Uncle is well. She hopes that Brother is well and has been found. She is sure that Wen Ying will send her own missives out to the other sects very soon. 

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There can be some intensely homoerotic mutual adoring gazing going on, then. 

Wen Ying reads the letter over her shoulder when she's done. "I probably should get on writing those," she muses. "But maybe not right this moment."

Right this moment: SNUGGLES. 

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Snuggles! Snuggles for as long as Wen Ying wants.

Although at some point Lan Zhan would in fact like to send out this letter. That can be done with as brief an interruption to snuggling as possible.

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Then after Wen Ying has had a satisfactory (for now) amount of wifely snuggles, she can nip out with the letter to find Nie Huaisang again. 

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Here he is, in the cluster of Nie disciples! He waves when he sees her.

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"Hi! It should be extra-safe to go home now. Also," she adds, proffering the letter, "Lan Zhan wrote this for her relatives, we were hoping Chifeng-zun could dispatch someone to deliver it, that seems more likely to result in anyone poking their head up to accept it than if someone from the Wen sect showed up with it."

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“Oh, okay! I bet Da-ge will be happy to send some people. Does she, uh... know where her relatives are exactly?”

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"She's not even sure her brother's still alive. No, I don't think so."

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Yikes. Da-ge’s messengers will just... look around for a while, then, he imagines. 

Is that all? Huaisang is pretty excited to go be very far away from lava, as humans Ought To Be.

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Yeah that's all have fun fleeing the lava. 

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He hightails it out of there with the Nie entourage, letter tucked safely away in his sleeves.

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And Wen Ying returns to her warm soft holdable wife and reports success.

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"Thank you."

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"It's really the least I can do. Once things are a little more settled and you've recovered I'm going to have a look at the sect finances to see about reparations. Not that I think money can make up for what Wen Xu did, but--I can't make it not have happened. I can do this."

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What Wen Xu did can never, ever be fixed, but she loves Wen Ying very much for wanting to try.

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Over the next several days in which Lan Zhan is confined to bedrest, the rest of the erstwhile hostages leave and Wen Ying occasionally has to leave their room in order to attend to sect business but she always returns to her wife as soon as possible. 

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Meanwhile, the Wen troops in Gusu receive notice of the change in leadership and orders to GTFO. They comply, highly nervous about what the change in leadership might mean; Wen Ruohan was at least a known evil. 

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It takes a week after the Wens retreat for Lans-in-hiding to begin showing their faces again, but they do. Most of those who were alive when Lan Zhan left are still alive, including all the children. There are still no sightings of Lan Xichen.

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Not for lack of trying. Meng Yao was able to leverage his shiny new War Hero Wen Zhuliu-Slayer status for permission to travel to Gusu personally in search of the sect leader. He has the letter from the Wen Sect, separate sealed letters from Nie Mingjue and Lan-guniang, and very little to go on. 

He tries town after town, refusing to believe that he won't find Zewu Jun soon. Meng Yao is very good at asking questions.

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Zewu-jun is much better at staying hidden than one might expect. 

But eventually, Meng Yao can catch hold of a lead that's plausibly Zewu-jun that actually is Zewu-jun. He's surprisingly competent at pretending to be a normal person, for someone born to the cultivator gentry, but even so anyone who knows him would recognize him as soon as they see him in person. 

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Meng Yao runs to him as soon as he sees him!

"Zewu-Jun! You are well!"

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Lan Xichen looks around quickly to ensure that nobody heard him called that, then gently and politely but firmly drags Meng Yao away from any witnesses. 

"I'm fine," he assures him. "Are you alright? What are you doing here?"

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"I am better now that I know you to be well. -- I apologize for addressing you by your title, but you have no more need to be afraid. Wen Ruohan is dead and the Wen occupation of Gusu has ended." Bow. "Forgive me for alarming you."

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His shoulders slump in exhausted relief. "He's dead?"

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Nod. "He and both his sons have been defeated. Wen Ying claims possession of the throne." And for some reason Wen Qing seems to be allowing that, Meng Yao has no idea why.

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"She succeeded, then. That's an enormous relief. Do you know anything about what has happened to my sister?"

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He smiles. "She is alive, and participated in the coup. I hear that Wen Ying has now taken her as a concubine."

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"What?"

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"I overheard much gossip from the returning disciples about them, but rumors are only rumors. Apparently Lan-guniang sleeps in Wen Ying's rooms and does not ever leave her side."

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"--Well, I suppose that's less worrying than it would have been before Wen Ying managed her coup."

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"I wish I had more information to put you currently at ease. Apologies for my inadequacy, Zewu Jun."

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"You're not inadequate. Even this much information is incredibly useful," Lan Xichen says firmly. 

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"Then perhaps these will also be useful." He pulls the three letters neatly from his sleeve and offers them to Lan Xichen with a smile. "Letters to Zewu-jun from Nie-zongzhu, Wen-zonzghu, and Lan-guniang."

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He takes the letters as quickly as he can without outright snatching them and opens Lan Zhan's first. 

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Lan Zhan's letter is written to her family. To Uncle or to Brother, whoever it finds first. (Whoever is alive.)

To her Senior, she writes: she is alive. She is well. She hopes that Uncle and Brother are both unharmed and safe.

Wen Ying has disposed of Wen Ruohan and his sons. She is now positioned as Sect Leader, and Lan Zhan is her wife. Lan Zhan offers reassurances of Wen Ying's intention to support the Lan Sect, offer aid and withdraw Wen occupation.

She was not forced into the marriage. It had been initially an accident, necessary in the Cold Pond Cave and proposed by Lan Yi, but it was Lan Zhan's own decision to inform Wei Ying what the ribbon-binding meant. This is what she wants.

Lan Zhan will visit (as soon as is permitted by her doctor) once she hears of Brother or Uncle's location. They will be safe to emerge from hiding. She hopes to see them soon.

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Well. 

That sure explains a whole lot about A-Zhan's reactions after the Cold Pond Cave. 

What the hell, Lan Yi.

Okay, well, wife is...objectively better than "concubine," although he would cheerfully have settled for "girlfriend." And now he gets to explain this to Uncle, joy. 

Still. A-Zhan is alright. And happy. That's what's important. 

"Thank you," he says sincerely to Meng Yao. 

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"You have good news, then?" says Meng Yao, who definitely has not already read and resealed all the letters.

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"A-Zhan is well. And a wife, apparently, rather than a concubine," he says firmly. "Before they even left Cloud Recesses, even--I really have to wonder what Lan Yi was thinking..."

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"I couldn't presume to speculate... I do not know Lan Yi or her intentions. But perhaps it will at least afford the Lan Sect more security to have given Qishan Wen a bride." He smiles. "I'm glad to hear that she is well."

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"If marrying Wen Ying were necessary to secure the Cloud Recesses...I can't say Lan Zhan wouldn't do it, but she wouldn't be happy about it. If Lan Zhan is happy, which she says she is, then the Cloud Recesses were safe regardless as soon as Wen Ruohan died."

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Meng Yao considers that a questionable assumption to make, but doesn't argue.

"It must have been hard on Zewu-Jun, worrying all this time. Are you alright?"

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"I'm fine." He smiles at Meng Yao. "It seems likely to be safe to return to Cloud Recesses now. Will you accompany me?"

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His eyes brighten. "I would be honored."

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The first thing Lan Xichen feels when he sees the Cloud Recesses again is guilt. 

He knows that Uncle was right, that running away with as much of the library as he could carry was the right choice, but he still feels guilty that he left the rest of the sect to fight and die without him. 

He sets that aside. He can deal with that later. Everyone is overjoyed to see him; he takes command of the rebuilding and regrouping efforts. 

It is four worry-filled days before they find Lan Qiren. 

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Lan Qiren himself has been having several worry-filled weeks hiding in a nearby cave. He is desperately relieved to see his nephew in one piece! But what on earth does Xichen think he's doing traveling around in the open? Is he hurt? Are they safe? Where's A-Zhan?

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"Wen Ying has successfully killed Wen Ruohan. A-Zhan is with her. The Wen troops are leaving Gusu. Everyone who's still alright is safe now." 

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"Who holds the Wen throne?"

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"Wen Ying does. And A-Zhan sent us a letter, through the Nie." He offers his uncle the letter.