Jan 21, 2020 11:52 AM
Two cannibals walk into a bar
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"Of course. I was simply evaluating the likelihood that this was a trap, set by someone who found the remains."

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"...if it's a trap, it's probably hunters, who have other ways of finding us."

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"Such as?"

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"They can find us based on following the family trees, if they can trace one identity to another...and things are different, since computers became ubiquitous...we might have missed something,"

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"Is it entirely genetic?"

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"We've never experimented much with it, but if the parents are both wendigos, all the kids are."

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"Fascinating. Are talking mice a common occurrence for you?"

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"Those are new, but I don't really know what druids are capable of. It wouldn't surprise me, it's the standing and wearing suits that seems less likely."

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"And what are druids?"

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"A religious sect that practiced magic until it broke down, leaving a bunch of independent practitioners who play with herbs."

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"But you believe their magic has some basis in reality?"

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"Mountain ash works. I'm not sure if there's any magic in them, but they know how to use it." 

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"Fascinating. Do you happen to know today's date?"

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"June 4th, 2011. I'm guessing it's not that, where you're from?"

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"November 7th, 2014."

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"Have you ever heard of Beacon Hills? It's a town in California."

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"I have not. Do you know Baltimore?"

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"Yeah. I figured Beacon Hills would be famous by 2014. What's so special about Baltimore?"

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"Nothing. I do happen to live however."

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"Who's president?"

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"Barack Obama."

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"Still? Huh. Good for him. Any companies that get really big?"

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Hannibal lists a few.

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He looks for a napkin, but doesn't find one.

He approaches the bar.

"Hello? Anybody here?"

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"Hello, my boy!"

The bartender appears suddenly, one of his tentacles retrieving a well-stocked napkin holder from the ether.

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