A pig farmer in southern Cascadia has a cough.
Her girlfriend Thoreau feels fine and goes off to work! She just got started at her new brothel and she hasn't built up a base of regulars yet.
It's a Friday night, and unfortunately it's really slow. She only sees two clients and both of them only pay for half an hour. Thoreau has to spend all night in the crowded main room trying to get clients. She flirts a lot, gets in a lot of guys' laps, kisses six or seven guys who bought her a drink. (The bartender gets her water, of course.)
What's worse, she forgot her makeup at home and has to borrow her coworkers' lipstick and eyeliner.
Not a great day.
Doctor sends a report to the CDC of a potential novel pandemic that causes pneumonia and reassures herself that it's probably something weird they didn't bother to test for or a defect in the tests.
(The coworker is having such a good night-- six clients! The client who works at the grocery store coughs on the food! A coyote purchases his marijuana from the marijuana farm and is coughed on by the farmer.)
Four of the six clients are coughing, and one of them is in the ER with a fever of a hundred and four. The guy who bought the coughed-on food is coughing himself, and his grandma is coughing a lot more. Even between coughing fits she feels like she can't get enough air.
The CDC says they've never seen this thing before and they don't like it.
The coyote is feeling great and takes his load of marijuana, psychedelics, abortion pills, Depo-Provera, and condoms to Gilead.
Every day care and elementary school in California is immediately closed. High schools begin distance-learning programs for teen parents. One caregiver per child receives indefinite paid leave from work; the rest are strongly encouraged to work from home or stay with friends. It is quite impossible to escape reminders-- on every Cascadian news source, website, social media website, and graffiti area-- that there is a MYSTERIOUS PNEUMONIA and PNEUMONIA KILLS BABIES and if you are a parent you should STAY INSIDE YOUR HOUSE.
Parents in Oregon, Hawaii, and Washington pull their kids out of school and talk to their bosses about working from home.
Gileadite doctors discover that the virus is novel. Gileadite doctors send it in to the Gileadite CDC. The Gileadite CDC investigates the novel coronavirus, but doesn't do anything big yet.
Forecasters can't do anything without data! Cascadian CDC begins contact tracing to try to collect the information necessary to figure out the R0, and hopefully let everyone's kids go back to school soon.
The Gileadite CDC talks to the director of the Idaho public health department. The director of the Idaho public health department is in a little bit of hot water about a PSA program with some unfortunate implications and does not at all want to report an epidemic to his superiors. The director of the Idaho public health department suggests that they probably didn't do their tests very well-- after all, no one is allowed to come from Cascadia to Gilead-- and that they shan't be allowed to do any more testing until they're sure it works properly.
Then it won't be clear to them how many of the people showing up in the hospital unable to breathe are there for usual vs unusual reasons, will it.
The Cascadian CDC gets enough data to pull together a map of the spread, a slightly morbid partial visualization of social networks and coincidental meetings in northern California.