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philadelphia, meet chevalier
Sadde and Bell in Worm
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The next few days proceed as normal.

Until they don't: the Philadelphia and Brockton Bay teams have been talking, and they're thinking of trading Chevalier with a couple of Wards. Philadelphia has quite a selection of them, including a couple who triggered during the Behemoth attack on Pittsburgh, while Brockton Bay has the opposite problem.

The current Philadelphia Ward lineup is:

  • Laser Tag, a Tinker who specializes in weapons that have cumulative effect. He has a laser gun that causes various conditions on its targets each time they're hit, usually taking them out on the third or fourth hit.
  • Clasp, a Breaker-Blaster-Striker who can cause objects to be almost weightless and much more resistant to damage for as long as he's holding them. He can only do that to one object at a time, and the weightlessness of the objects he holds means he can both throw them very far or use them to hit things. He can also apply this property to his costume, rendering him much more resistant.
  • Mirage, a Mover-Stranger who can toggle invisibility for a very short time when no one's looking and can teleport within her line-of-sight while in that state.
  • Glimmer, a Brute-Mover who can create a forcefield around her own body that makes her glimmer and become very resistant and slippery.
  • Transfer, tentatively rated as a Blaster-Striker who can draw heat from a source and then dump it somewhere else, or conversely dump extra heat somewhere that he'll later have to replenish.
  • Blockage, a forcefield Tinker whose forcefields can absorb any impact but disappear upon doing so.
  • Lightbulb, a flying-artillery type of Mover-Blaster that can shoot balls of kinetically charged light whose path he can influence as it flies through the air.
  • Iter, a Thinker precog who can see where objects are slated to be up to ten seconds in the future, similar to the way Rewind sees the past.
  • Silica, a Master who can animate statues made of sand. There's no limit to how many statues she can animate, but there is a limit to the volume of sand she can control at a given time.
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As soon as Lorica hears this is in the works she reads up on who she might be getting added to her team, ranks them based on powers with Clasp-or-Glimmer followed by Transfer then Silica, with Mirage last (they're heavy on teleporters already and Mirage's limits don't dovetail very well with existing strategic affordances). But Clasp's the current captain, so he'd be a bad choice for other reasons; her list based on her limited information about the ages, personalities, and movability of the Wards in question requests Glimmer and either Transfer or Silica.

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Her input is taken into account. After another couple of days' deliberation and negotiation, they settle for Glimmer and Silica, who will be arriving tomorrow, at the same time Chevalier will be departing the team, making this his last night in Brockton Bay.

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Lorica bids Chevalier a polite goodbye, makes sure there's rooms available for Glimmer and Silica if they need to crash while they get moved, and makes ready to be Welcome Wagon.

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And the following day, they arrive! Glam is in costume for their arrival, before they're shown around the private quarters, the common room, et cetera.

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Silica's subdued, answers Lorica's questions about her power in a quiet voice, and would rather stay at the hotel with her family than crash here thanks.

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Glimmer's quiet, as well, but more in a 'I don't really have anything interesting to say right now' way than anything. She wears contact lenses when in costume but prefers wearing glasses otherwise, and developed heterochromia when she got her powers. She says she will probably crash there sometimes but not often enough to warrant one of the permanent rooms.

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Lorica gives them both handbooks and makes sure they have the rundown of the other team members' powers and says that if either of them are unsure about the parameters of their powers she's happy to schedule testing, and then she lets them be.

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Glimmer, whose name turns out to be Annie, had been in her previous team for a year and has had her powers tested pretty thoroughly. She strikes up a conversation with Echo about a book she's reading, and seems to have a more serious demeanor, choosing her few words with care.

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Silica takes her handbook, reads it right then, asks a couple questions about Lorica's secondary power, does not disclose her name at this time, and slips out to go join her family at their hotel.

And Lorica considers her welcome wagon duty handled.
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And Sadde socializes with Annie, as well, because that's what she does. The new Wards spend the following few days getting acquainted with the other team members, going out patrolling or just being shown around. Sadde tries to be as welcoming and friendly as she can, making sure the other two are feeling comfortable and all that.

Rewind is her somewhat boldly irreverent self, acting as if there was nothing new and as if Glimmer and Silica had been there since always, to varying types of reactions from each of them.
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And one of these days, early enough in the morning that this is the first thing he does after leaving his room, he knocks on Lorica's workshop's door.

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Bots let him in. Lorica's there eating breakfast. "Morning."

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"Good mooorning, love. You know what day it iiiiis?" he says, hovering in.

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"Tuesday?"

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"Yes! Aaaaand it's been a month."

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"Oh. So it has. How do you want to conduct the announcement?"

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"I haven't actually thought about it, I'm mostly just very giddy about it and think I deserve a cookie for my having correctly predicted it. Not much more than a cookie, it wasn't such a hard prediction to make, we're meant to be after all."

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"I'm fresh out, it's breakfast burrito time here."

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"Oh, well. I'm sure I can find one in the cafeteria. In the meantime, a kiss is a great reward."

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She pulls her helmet off and seizes him by the front of his shirt to pull him into her lap and kiss him.

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Seized and pulled into her lap and kissed are very good things to be! Just look how appreciative the noises he's making are!

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It's good that there's such clear feedback here.

"Do you feel rewarded?" she inquires, after having kissed him.
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"Mmhmmmmm!"

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"Good."

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"You keep making these faces," he accuses.

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"What faces?"

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"Those! They're, like, the face equivalent of, of rope."

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"What does it mean for a face to be the face equivalent of rope?"

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"That when you make them I can't move and feel all warm inside and want to kiss you and you can do whatever you want with me."

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"I see."

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"Seeeeee, those faces!"

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"I can't see, I am behind my face."

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Mirror:

appears.
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Bella attempts to replicate the face. "...Wow, I look like I'm planning to eat you or something."

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"Yeeeeeees," he says, in what's the verbal equivalent of his pleased noises.

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She snickers, squints the mirror away, and kisses him again.

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Yaaay anniversary kisses!

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"So, for secret identity reasons we can't just go kiss in the breakroom. Do you want to just let people know as it comes up in conversation or what?"

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"Yeah, and I'll maybe be more obviously in love than I currently am when in public. Rewind has been teasing me about it since she joined the team, she won't be surprised at all and is probably the first one with whom the subject will be raised."

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"She has? I didn't know this."

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"Well, it's mostly something like what Boots used to do but less malicious and more playful, and also she's fifteen. Stuff like 'so when's the wedding?' and similar when I show up in the break room coming from here, that kinda stuff."

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"We are not planning a wedding."

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"No, we've only been together for a month, I'm not that prescient."

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"I'm glad I don't have to disabuse you of any overconfidence there."

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"My overconfidence does have some limits," he laughs.

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She kisses him again, then puts her helmet back on.

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He pouts but floats off her lap.

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"Later," she says. "Right now I should be working on those comm things."

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"Oh, right! How're those going?"

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"Design's mostly hammered out, today I'll build the prototype and then patch bot assumptions about how it should copy me."

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"What-all do they do?"

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"They'll run on a non-bot AI - I really need to name the main bot - but network sort of like the flock, they'll take information about people's powers and direct calls for help appropriately, and the bots will talk to them and send people where there's civilians needing evac etcetera. They'll screen out or narrow down the audience for chatter."

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"Awesome! Why different AIs?"

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"Don't want random people needing to trust me far enough to be on my main network. Also, the more stuff I add to the main bot the more likely it is to wake up. I'm guessing, anyway."

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"Yeah, fair enough. And I never did suggest names for the AI, did I. Do you have anything you definitely don't like or are currently considering?"

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"Discarded a bunch of references like 'Galatea', sifted through Latin and didn't get anywhere."

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"How do you feel about acronym names?"

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"Neutral, why?"

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"Well, that's a way to name it, find some cool title whose initials create a pronounceable word and there you have it. Like, Distributed Operational System for DistrOS or something."

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"That doesn't come out to be a name."

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"Well it's an AI, it could be named weirdly."

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"It can, but like - in the way you can name a dog weirdly, not in the way you can name a committee weirdly?"

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"I was thinking in the way you can name a piece of software weirdly. You could also give it a very normal name, like... Jessica or something."

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"No, I'm not going to name it Jessica. I don't really want to imply a gender directly."

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"Sam? Andrea? Something in Latin, maybe, to go with your cape name."

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"I told you I went through some Latin; it's not a bad idea but I didn't find the right word."

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"Right. What did you try? You're armor, what are the bots? Weapon, sword, action, control?"

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"I actually started with the various kinds of historical, well, lorica, but the only one with a pleasing name means 'feathers', so. The bots aren't the same thing as the central software, anyway, the bots are eyes and ears and reach, the bot is like my assistant or auxiliary - self."

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"Soul? That's Anima, isn't it?"

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"Yeah, which I don't like."

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"Hmm... And variations? Spirit, core, center, mind, self, I?"

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"Do you know what any of those are in Latin, because I do and they all suck."

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"I don't, I'm just brainstorming. What about Greek?"

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"Not as bad but still not actually good."

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"Hmm... What is it that Lorica has and the other things don't, or vice-versa, that makes you like it and nothing else?"

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"It sounds namey. It sounds pretty, even. It doesn't directly evoke the English word for the same thing like 'spiritus' or 'ego' would."

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"Anima sounds namey to me," he shrugs. "I'm gonna look stuff up later. Oh, what about mythological figures?"

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"That would be fine if they were good mythological figures with good names."

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"Yeah. I don't know much mythology either, though, will have to look that up later, too."

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"Be my guest."

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"You could name it after meeeee..."

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"Do you really want me going around with a software assistant named after your civilian identity?"

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"Probably not," he admits. "Besides, it might get confusing."

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"A bit. And, no offense, but your name is not the most mellifluous of names."

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"I think that might've been the best way anyone's ever called my name weird."

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"It is weird but that wasn't what I was commenting on."

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"Not being mellifluous is one of the ways my name is weird."

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"Lots of people have normal names which aren't especially pretty. 'George'. 'Hortense'. Whatever."

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"I suppose."

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She scritches his hair. "So I'm not going to name it after you for various reasons but you're very cute."

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He closes his eyes and makes both a noise and a face that are probably the human equivalent of a puppy wagging its tail. "I'm very happy you think so!"

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Glam leaves Lorica's workshop and hovers over to the common room where Echo's watching some video on her phone and mimicking a movement here and there and Rewind's on the console.

"Oh look, it's half of the superhero couple of the year. Makeout session go alright?"
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"Yeah, it went pretty great, though a bit shorter than I'd hoped."

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"Sure, su—wait, what? Seriously?"

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Glam grins and nods, and Echo pauses her video to look up.

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"I knew it! Kneeeeeew it! You dog! How'd that happen? Give us the juicy details!"

"Juicy details of what?" Glimmer asks, coming from the rearranged section of wall panels that was turned into a room she's claimed.

"Glam and Lorica were making out!"
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"Well, actually we're kinda dating," Glam explains.

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"What, for real? Like, girlfriend and, and, what are you even?"

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Shrug. "Genderfriend?"

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Rewind rolls her eyes. "Sure, that works. Anyway! Don't change the subject!"

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"You were the one who asked!"

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"Whaaatever! You're evading!"

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Another shrug. "We've been dating for a month. That's about it."

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"Congratulations," Echo says, meaning it.

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"A whole month? You've been hiding it from us for that long?!"

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"Lorica said she wanted to wait until our one month anniversary before making it public."

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Glimmer decides she doesn't care, gives Glam a smile, and returns to her 'room.'

"Well you need to tell us everything!"
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"You can tell us what you're comfortable telling," Echo reassures them.

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"Nothing to tell. We're dating. That's it," they repeat. "And I'm terribly in love with her and she's great and fantastic and—"

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"Aaaawwwwwww!" Echo and Rewind say at the same time.

"That's not just dating to me," Rewind opines.
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"Yeah, well, it is so you can deal."

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"And what's she like with your gender thing?"

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"I think further details about our relationship or her like that are entirely none of your business."

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Rewind pouts. "No fair!"

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Glam floats over to her and pats her head. "Deal."

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Echo giggles.

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Rewind and Silica are patrolling together. Since neither of them is much of a Mover, they're on the ground. Technically they should be surreptitious and silent to make up for the fact that they're not flying overhead, but:

"Sssooo, how's Philly?"
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"Oh, it's, I dunno, different. I think there are more history museums than here."

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"Yeah, prolly. Are the teams very different? I've only been a Ward a couple of months, I dunno what stuff's like in other places."

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"Lorica's kind of more standoffish than my old captain. And the tactics were all different too because different powers."

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"Yeah, she's her own thing," Rewind agrees. "But she's been nice to me, when we talked. And hey, did you hear she's dating Glam?" she whispers conspiratorially.

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"No, is that even allowed?"

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"Yeah, as long as it doesn't 'compromise their judgment on the field' or something like that." She shrugs.

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"Does it?"

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"I dunno? Tee bee aitch I think if it was up to Lorica we wouldn't even know, and the Teeth fight went alright too."

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"Huh. I wonder if she's friendlier with hi- them."

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"Him? Huh, I kinda see Glam as more girly? Not that their gender isn't what they say it is, and stuff, but, you know," she quickly amends.

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"Yeah I get it, I dunno, maybe it's 'cause - they're - dating Lorica? Why, is she gay?"

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"No idea, gaydar's silent on that one, but if someone told me she was actually a robot pretending to be a person inside that suit it wouldn't surprise me."

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"Ha, but then who would've built her? And doesn't she have like an uncle or something on the team?"

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"Transit's her dad, yeah. And maybe he built her, maybe he's a secret Tinker and the reason she has her super secret mind protection power is really that she doesn't have a human brain."

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"Wicked. It'd be weird to have a teleporter Tinker with such a weird power limit though."

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"Power limit?"

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"The thing where he can't control his distance? Did I remember that wrong?"

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"Oh right yeah that. I thought you were talking about his Tinker specialty. Yeah I dunno what the deal with his power is."

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"It'd be a stupid thing to build in is my point. If he tinkered it."

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"Yeah."

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"Maybe he's just pretending to be her dad so no one will suspect she's a robot that, like, Armsmaster built."

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"Ooh yeah maybe. But I thought Armsmaster's thing was, like, lots of stuff together?"

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"Wouldn't a robot be a lot of stuff?"

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"...I guess? I don't really get it. Lorica doesn't really do much, it's her robots that do most of the work."

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"Can she do much?"

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Shrug.

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"I mean I don't do a lot either. It's just the golems."

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"They golems are pretty cool. But like, you're not a robot made by Armsmaster."

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"Yup."

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"Anyway, Lorica and Glam were already all close when I joined, and that was before they'd started dating according to Glam."

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"I wonder why."

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"...maybe Glam built her."

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"They're not like a real tinker though?"

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"No, but that's why they're always together, she's actually one of those things Glam makes."

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"Huh. But then why is Transit pretending to be her dad?"

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Shrug. "Maybe to make it really hard to guess the truth."

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"Maybe everybody is a Glam thing except for me. Even you."

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"No way, you're totally a Glam thing."

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"Nuh-uh, I came from Philadelphia, they couldn't have been making me be in Philadelphia."

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"You think you came from Philadelphia, but what if your memories are lying to you, huh? Huh?"

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Giggle. "I have a family too though!"

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"All Glam's!"

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"Why would they even bother making my family instead of having me think I was an orphan?"

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"They can't be having everyone be an orphan, or it'd get suspicious."

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"Does Lorica have a mom or is it just Transit?"

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"Dunno. She never talks about her if she does." Pause. "Not that she really talks about Transit either but."

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"Hm."

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"Well—" Pause. "Was that a scream?"

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"I - maybe?" Silica poises her hand over the cap to the jug of sand on her back.

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Rewind taps her comm to say, "I think I heard a scream near Dawson and Laurel, we're gonna investigate."

"Acknowledged," Glam's voice says over the comm.
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Silica makes a few golems and heads screamward.

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Screamward is:

A building. Kaiser's standing in front of it, covered in metal, his hands clasped behind his back, which is turned to them. The building's windows and doors are all blocked by metal spikes, and there's the grey mist suggestive of Fog escaping from every opening on the building.

Rewind quickly retreats around a corner. "Kaiser and Fog attacking a building, Night's probably inside. They've been there less than three minutes."
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"Copy that. Do not engage, getting reinforcements ASAP."

Sadde messages everyone from the console, and gets Echo to replace her there.
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So Silica hangs back with Rewind. "How do you know it's been less than three minutes," she whispers.

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"I have a Thinker power, I can see stuff's past ten minutes."

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"Ooh."

Wait wait.
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They don't have to wait much—Rewind and Silica were close enough to the PHQ that: 1. the other heroes arrive pretty quickly and 2. they suspect this may be a trap. They arrive en masse: Glam (plus three copies), Lorica, Drupe, Dauntless, Miss Militia, Velocity, and Glimmer. Glam provides everyone with imaginary air filters because of Fog, and the heroes who had exposed skin also covered it for the same reason.

They get on a roof a couple of blocks away.
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Robots pass out comms to tuck in everyone's ears.

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And Glimmer justifies her Brute-Mover rating. Her body's covered by the forcefield, and she jumps from the roof down onto the ground before taking off, skidding towards Kaiser as if she was on rollerblades except much faster. Her momentum is enough that, even with the heavy metal suit, he's thrown a few feet before hitting the ground and rolling a few times.

Glam provides the other non-flying capes with floating platforms that bring them to the building before vanishing, and Rewind boops the metal spikes covering the door, freeing the way for Glimmer to get in. Two Glam copies follow close behind, and Dauntless soon after.
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And a swarm of bots, some real and some not, and a troop of golems, with Silica like Glam commanding her minions remotely through a bot's projection, follow too.

Lorica directs Glimmer to locate Night if possible; bots are searching but may or may not count to get her out of monster form. Drupe steps in to attack Kaiser with vines and rapid-grown trees, trying to regrow them faster than Kaiser can cut them away.

Sand golems, tailed by robots, accompanied by Glams, stomp into the building and spread out. Velocity and Miss Militia go in too, ready to follow up on any sightings of further E88.
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The third Glam copy hangs back with Drupe, as well. Kaiser's armor protects him from tranquilizers and, apparently, Glam's stun gun as well, so they use something more similar to Purity's blasts, kinetically charged lasers to try throwing Kaiser around and knocking him out physically. Kaiser creates various sharp things to cut Drupe's plants and to try to block Glam's shots as well as hit them (is he focusing more on Glam than on Drupe? maybe), but between the two of them he's busy all the time.

Inside the building, Fog isn't the thickest he can be, he's spread out too thin, but it's thick enough that you can't see one end of a hallway from the other. Night is nowhere to be seen, although the occasional scream may be indicative of her location at any given time. The heroes find people, huddled together and in a much larger quantity than should be living in these buildings, and after Rewind boops them back to health (after a quick explanation on what she's going to do), they can be brought out.

And then something suddenly covers the camera of one of the bots following a Glam copy.
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When the bot is destroyed a moment later, Lorica says: "I think bots count and copies don't for Night!"

Real and fake bots adjust their swarming patterns to accommodate this, with fake bots covering the backs of the real ones to make them harder to sneak up on and each key area having at least one real bot on site.
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The engagement continues in this vein for a few more minutes. When people of various ethnicities start leaving the building, Kaiser tries to attack them, but Drupe and Glam use moments like these to knock him around a bit more, so he gives up on that.

And then, back where Silica, real Glam, and Lorica are watching the fight from, there's a blast of light-
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She must have been hiding behind the water tower or the handful of bots Lorica kept back would have seen her glowing -

- Lorica doesn't have time to think, because her armor's not built for this and all it can do is clamp down where it has enough parts left to try to stop the bleeding.

Silica falls unconscious, less gore but no less efficient at taking her out of the fight. Sand golems collapse into heaps.

Lorica's bots go insane. They report on the comms efficiently and without stridently raised voices, but they go insane, and they're looking for Rewind.
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Glam had their costume mirrored, just in case, but Purity was waiting for that, she hit them with a blast large and wide enough that the reflection wasn't very effective at blocking it, and even though that means it was less concentrated and destructive than it could have been, Glam was still thrown at a wall with enough force to dent it.

And when they open their eyes, what they see is an unconscious Silica and Lorica—

Lorica—

Her armor shouldn't be dented like that, twisted like that, that's not a natural way for a human body to be, and Glam's seeing red. They create a huge mirror from floor to ceiling between Purity and them to look at the feeds, and the bot that had been with the second copy that had entered the building was destroyed as well, "Fuck, the bots only block Night if someone's watching the feed," they say into the comm, so now they have three problems:

One, Purity is here.

Two, Lorica is dying.

Three, they need to watch the feeds.

The huge-ass mirror disappears and is replaced by two Glam copies with mirrored costumes who are both throwing themselves at Purity like bullets, and Glam keeps half an eye on that and the other eye and a half on the feeds. "REWIND GET THE FUCK HERE RIGHT THE FUCK NOW!"

"Just a minute!"
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"NOW," snap the bots into her comm. "Glam, get me a Lorica copy and I will drag her if I have to!"

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The two Glam copies are pressing the attack, Glam glances at Lorica—no, don't look at her, there's no use looking at her, her back shouldn't be positioned like that—and then Rewind is there because it's not been ten minutes yet.

And Rewind turns to look at the scene. She's fast at understanding what's going on using her Thinker power—

—but not fast enough. Purity blasts her and she drops unconscious.

"NO!"
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Bots attempt to tranquilize Purity. Other bots coordinate the rest of the fight as best they can, which is pretty well; but they bleed off extras to fly back to hover over their hurt creator and try to take out her assailant.

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That does it.

Metal clasps appear near Purity and throw themselves at her, holding her arms together against her body and her legs against each other, hitting her with enough strength that she stumbles. They're on the roof of a building, the small construction with the roof access stairs behind Glam, and the freedom of the sky behind Purity. Her eyebrows shoot up in surprise, and then that's replaced by recognition when she sees a turret—

—(Glam's released footage of the Endbringer fights, properly edited to make them seem awesome, and with quite a lot of emphasis on the huge gun)—

—fully formed, not taking any time to be built. It looks much weaker than the ones used in those fights, smaller, it wouldn't do for Purity to expect to die, but that flicker of recognition is enough for Glam. "Don't worry, it's nonlethal," Glam says with venom in their voice as the gun charges much too fast for Purity to really escape, and she's blasted into the sky with a loud noise.
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"Calling Transit to bring Miracle Max stimulants but he doesn't have a reliable path, if you can get her up before then -" says the shoulderbot.

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Glam doesn't even wait for the bot to finish before a copy has conjured smelling salts to bring to Rewind. She doesn't even stir—apparently the squinting kicks in before they can have an effect. They keep watching the feeds, because someone has to, Night is still too threatening, but—" It'll be fine, it'll be fine," they repeat to themself over and over, whispering, not using the comms. "Do you have any ideas?" they ask the bots.

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"Just Transit. He's on his way with Max's kit."

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"Ugh!" The two other Glam copies are around Lorica, looking flustered. On the battlefield, Kaiser noticed the huge beam of light that threw Purity away and is quickly disengaging, and soon Fog starts draining himself away from the building.

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The bots coordinate making sure that none of them think it would be a good idea to turn around and get a few more hits in, but don't send anyone to chase them.

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And eventually they're gone, and the real Glam tears their eyes away from the fight and zooms towards Silica—she's mostly fine, apparently, just unconscious—then Rewind—same—then Lorica—who is definitely not fine.

"Oh god oh god Lorica oh my god where is Transit?!"
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"He overshot, he's doubling back, I'm trying to find him good series of appropriately angled roofs he can hit with his hover off," reports the bot.

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Glam looks around anxiously—there must be something—is she breathing? "Is she breathing? Is the armor functional? How long has it been?"

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"She's breathing but I'm helping. Some of the armor is still working and where it is it's applying pressure to the wounds. Seven minutes forty seconds."

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They start hyperventilating. "Will she survive without Rewind?!"

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"Maybe. I'm figuring a path to the hospital from here if Transit's not in time for Rewind."

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"You're robots, you're supposed to be smart, tell me what to do, there must be something I can do!"

They float over to Rewind and—what? What could they do? They'll hurt her more if they shake her or something, she probably has a concussion-
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"Considered and discarded fake blood transfusion," says the bot.

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They float over to Lorica and—

crumple next to her. The copies vanished at some point, they weren't paying attention. They just... look at her. "You won't die, that fucking Nazi didn't kill you, she didn't, I need you—"

They dissolve into incoherence punctuated by sobs.
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Transit appears and forces a wodge of something between Rewind's teeth and her cheek. Without stopping to see how fast that works he kneels by Lorica, shoulders Glam out of the way, touches a catch on her helmet and passes another something in to the moving parts inside.
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Glam is shouldered aside, in a daze, and Rewind takes a couple of seconds to wake up, feels pain, and is standing where she'd arrived when Purity blasted her. "Save her," Glam says in a pained voice, and Rewind's already on the move before even fully understanding what happened, running towards Lorica. She doesn't even bother talking to Charlie—they don't have time to waste—and she touches her—

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"Jesus fuck," gasps Lorica.

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Rewind's already on her way to Silica—

And Glam's arms are around Lorica's neck, and they're sobbing openly, and there aren't enough words to form a full sentence except by inference from "alive" and "lost" and "you."
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Lorica hugs back, and leans her head on Transit who's behaving low-key similarly, and catches her breath while bots catch her up on what she missed.

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"What the fuck happened here?" Rewind asks. "Did I get back twice?"

Glam's not letting go anytime soon.
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Glam's shoulderbot tells Rewind what happened. Lorica squeezes Glam.

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"Jesus fucking Christ that Nazi bitch," Rewind breathes. "I should go see if anyone needs my help downstairs." She looks at Glam, who seems to have given up on words, then at Silica and says, "Probably not a robot."

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"Probably not," says Silica.

The bot reports on the situation downstairs for Rewind.
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Rewind rewound herself back to the rooftop before they'd evacuated everyone, and given how long she spent up there and how soon after she arrived Fog left, she won't be able to help much, but it's still not zero help, so down she goes.

Eventually Glam regains enough coherency to ask, "Are you okay?" and sniffle.
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"Woozy. Otherwise fine," Lorica assures them.

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"I thought you were going to die," they murmur.

They are still hugging her, uncomfortable armor be damned.
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"Well - I didn't." Pat pat.

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Sniffle. "Good." More sniffling.

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"Dad, can you haul us both back?"

"Mm," says Transit. There's a series of pops.
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So they're back.

Glam looks around, and gingerly lets go of Lorica. They're not sure what they're supposed to do, there, whether Transit will want to spend time with his daughter-who-almost-died or what.
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"You need to lie down?" Transit asks Lorica.

"Yeah. I'll be in Glam's room hogging their bed if you wanna bring me some juice and stuff for the blood loss."

Transit nods and disappears. Lorica's armor floats her towards Glam's room.
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And Glam goes with, and opens the door for them.

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Lorica's armor departs her of its own accord except the helmet, which she has to detach herself.

Flop.

"I promise my dad won't kill you if he catches you snuggling me."
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"Okay."

Snuggle!

(He has clearly been crying. That is. Pretty obvious.)
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Snuggle.

"Rewind needs like a fucking medal."
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He nods, burying his face in her hair. "I think both of us owe her our lives, now."

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"Yeah."

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"Relatedly, we really need to figure out a way to deal with the Empire without almost dying so often."

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"That'd be nice."

Transit knocks.
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A copy floats over to the door and opens it.

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In comes Transit. He gives Lorica grape juice and cookies and an iron pill.

"Thanks, Dad."

"No problem," he says. "Let me know when you want to go home."

"I will." She props herself up to swallow the pill with a swig of juice.
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Sadde watches this and somehow manages not to look incredibly, terribly guilty of some unspeakable crime against Bella's virtue or—something, with Transit there.

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Bella chugs the rest of the juice, then flops back down on her boyfriend. Transit pats her head and departs.

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Her boyfriend snuggles up, burying his face in her neck, and kisses her there.

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She's a little too woozy to eeee, but she can mmmm.

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Mmming is alright. He just wants to enjoy the fact that she's completely and totally not dead. He hugs her a bit tighter.

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She might doze off.

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That's alright. He'll be running one of his hands through her hair soothingly, not really doing or saying anything, sometimes making soft 'mmm' sounds.

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Yup, there she goes. Zzzzzz.

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Awwwww.

The repetitive motion and quiet environment might just cause him to fall asleep as well.
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Lorica yawns awake about an hour later.
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Which wakes him up as well, smiling. "Mrng."

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"I don't think it's morning." Kiss. Oh look, cookies. She opens her packet of cookies and eats them.

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Mmm kiss! "Yeah, guess it's not," he says, sitting up. "How're you feeling?"

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"Slightly weak, otherwise okay. What time is it?"

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A copy appears to reach for the phone, say, "Five seventeen," put it down again, then disappear.

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"Dinnertime. Be sort of awkward to go in costume or I'd suggest we make it a dinner date."

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"Neither of us is in costume?"

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"Narrows down who exactly would have to run into us, but only to 'anyone who knows either of us from school or knows you from the team'."

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"Hm. We could order something and eat it here, with," and he conjures floating candles. "Maybe even," and he conjures a floating violin playing something mid-air.

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She giggles. "I can send the surviving bots for Jewish deli, does that sound fun?"

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"Yeah! What should the restaurant be like? I'm terrible at decoration."

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"No need to go overboard. What deli stuff do you like?"

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"Dunno. Surprise me?"

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"The bot will guess, then."

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And now there's a table and a couple of chairs over there by the window. Not overboard; still nice.

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"Fifteen minutes," estimates shoulderbot.

Meanwhile: snuggle.
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Snuggle! Snuggle to the sound of violins. And neck kisses.

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Eee!

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The sound of violins and eees! Sadde knows which one his favorite is.

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Before they can get too carried away a bot knocks and, when let in, proves to be carrying delicious sandwiches on rye (one corned beef, one tuna) and knishes and cookies.

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He disentangles from her and leaps off the bed, probably aided by temporary antigrav attachments to his clothes, then offers a hand and asks, "Shall we, my lady?"

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She giggles and obligingly is led to the table. The bot puts half of each sandwich on each of their plates and distributes knishes similarly.

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He smiles at her. "I love you," he says, before even looking at what the bots served them.

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She leans over the table, and kisses him, and then sits back and says, "I love you too."

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"That's an interesting face you're making."

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"Nnnnnnnnnh can you say it again?"

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"I love you."

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He puts his hands on the table and breathes deeply. "We should probably eat this," he says, his voice a bit strained with barely suppressed emotion.

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"Or what, you'll melt?"

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"I already have, this is just a cleverly built copy. No, it's mostly because I need to kiss you really hard right now but I should mind my table manners."

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"So the idea is that if we start eating, when you lose self-control you'll get a faceful of corned beef?"

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"I won't lose my self control. If, however, you want to jump straight to the kissing without the eating..."

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"I do want to eat. But you can kiss me first."

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So he gets up, walks toward her, and leans down to kiss her.

He is clearly holding back.
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Kiss.

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"Mmmm we should probably eat, this is not helping with my self control."

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"All right. Siddown." She picks up one of her sandwich halves.

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He obeys, shivering just a bit. And he does not wolf his food down because that would do no good, he is perfectly polite and restrained.

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Is Bella deliberately lingering over her supper?
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"You," he says, "are doing this on purpose. Aren't you."

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"Doing what?"

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"Stalling."

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"Aren't you impatient to see what I'm going to do with you after we eat."

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"God, yes."
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Bella takes a slooooooow bite of knish.

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"You're so evil."

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"You wouldn't have me any other way."

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"Well, I would, but I am oh so happy you're this way."

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"Good."

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"You're the best," he says, and takes another bite of—whatever, he's not even playing attention at this point, the only reason he's not fidgeting restlessly is that he's keeping himself purposely as still as he can.

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Slow agonizing dinner draws to an eventual close, and Bella looks contemplatively at her boyfriend.

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Her boyfriend looks at her with a certain look she might recognize.

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Various evil behavior ensues.

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He is really happy about various evil behavior.

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That's the point. Well, about half of the point.

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And the other half?

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The other half is the Bella is also enjoying it.

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Ooh! Yes, naturally, that's a good half.

Sadde is also wondering whether the 'I love you' part implies anything about this evil behavior.
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Well, the implication might or might not be more than coincidental, but...

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Ooh.

Ooooooh!

Sadde loves her so much.
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She loves him too! She reminds him of this. Periodically. At opportune moments.

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Oh good! Not that he's likely to forget, but my, does he like being reminded. He would also like to pay her in kind.

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That is entirely permissible.

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That makes him even happier.





...he wonders idly whether any of those things he showed her that one time might see some use.
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Maybe.

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Oh my. Oh my.

Not that they can use the imaginary ones, because that kind of use causes what counts as squinting, but he has somehow gotten his hands on real ones.
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Well, then if he presents them to her she might have to see what the fuss is about.

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Might she.

Well, there is this one he'd love her to use on him...
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She's in a mood. It is a compatible mood.

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He might just have to kiss her a lot before they get to use it because she's just great.

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Mmmmm, kisses.

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Yes!

But then, they do get to use it, and. It is so much better than he could have ever hoped.
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She likes to exceed expectations.

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He likes to have them exceeded!

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They dovetail very nicely that way, then.

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He'd also like to know if there's anything in particular she'd like him to do.

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Maybe.

Yes.
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Fantastic. Why doesn't he go ahead and do that, then?

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Good boyfriend.

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He really likes being a good boyfriend.

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Which is itself a good boyfriend characteristic.

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Such recursion.

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And other things.

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Yes, definitely other things.

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And eventually, once again: snuggles.

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Mmm snuggles!

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"Love you," she says tiredly.

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He hugs her. "And I'm totally awake and not dreaming or hallucinating this in any way, my life's great. Except for the brushes with death part, those aren't that great, but the other parts: great."

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"The brushes with death do seem to rev me up. I mean, there's other ways to do it, but still."

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"Hmm, yeah, that's true, the last time it happened we started dating. This is a terrible incentive."

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"Do not follow this incentive, Sadde."

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"Well, now that we're already dating and I can already rev you up just by being cute around you at the right times, I think I prefer that."

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"Good."

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Snuggle.

"My brain's kinda funny right now."
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"Hm?"

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"Half of it is in this afterglowy peace and warm fuzzy, and the other half is screaming and running around in circles that this is really happening, and it makes me want to giggle randomly."

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She kisses his forehead.

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Awwwwwww!

Snuggle.
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Snuggle.

And eventually disentanglement and getting back into her clothes and her armor and going to get her dad to take her home.
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This time Sadde doesn't pout, because 1. she should spend time with her family after a brush with death and 2. it'd feel ungrateful for—well, everything.

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Good. Pouting is only sometimes becoming and it is correct for him to have a sense of timing.

And the next day is a normal day, with Lorica spending a chunk of it fixing robots, although most of them actually came through okay.
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And like most normal days, there's patrolling.

Today, she'll be patrolling with Glimmer, who should have a few rounds with everyone else so she can get to know the team and the city better.
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Yep.

A couple minutes before they're due to go out Lorica finds her to make sure she's suited up and ready to go.
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She is! The last thing she does is put her glasses away and put on her contact lenses because god she hates those things, but glasses are only partially covered by her forcefield and it's really annoying and hard to see with them when they interact, ugh.

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And they're off, surrounded by spaced-out robots humming through the air.

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Glimmer's fast, but she can't fly, so they're close to the ground.

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Suits Lorica fine. Some of her bots range high to compensate.

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Patrol patrol. Glimmer's pretty quiet, and when she does speak it's to ask, "What can you tell me about the city?"

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"Layout, culture, criminal activity...?"

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Shrug. "All of it, sort by relevance to our current activities."

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"There's several major gangs, many with associated capes. Rewind can tell you more about the Asian ones than I can; Empire Eighty-Eight you've met but I don't expect to see them again so soon -" She summarizes the others. "The city's been getting poorer since all the boats wrecked in the harbor and cut off the place's status as a trade hub but nobody has a plan to fix that. I'm sure you've seen a map; we mostly confine patrols to higher-crime and higher-villain-activity in particular regions, although today we're taking a pretty low-trafficked route because you're new and I'm down a couple pints of blood."

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"Mm."

Patrol patrol.
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Patrol. Patrol.

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"So I had read somewhere you guys had captured that Purity."

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"We had. Then the rest of the Empire came and pried her out of lockup. It's lucky we had Rewind by then or Glam would almost certainly be dead."

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"Damn. These Empire people are tough."

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"Very."

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Patrol.

"Why did you say Rewind knows more about Asian gangs?"
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"She worked with one briefly and was nearly forcibly recruited by another."

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"Oh." That gives her pause. "And she joined up just like that?"

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"She wanted protection from the forcible recruiter and the Protectorate provided. She's technically probationary, but I have no complaints about her performance since she signed on."

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"Did she say why she was with a gang before?"

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"You'd have to go to her for details, but apparently the gang saved her from an Empire Eighty-Eight attack once."

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"...we really need to find a way to deal with them."

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"I'm open to suggestions."

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"I'll tell you when I come up with any."

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"Yeah. There's a bunch of them and they have some pretty lethal powers and most of them are already down for the Birdcage, which makes them a little more willing to dish it out. It's a problem."

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"I can believe that. The Birdcage part."

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"Yeah, it's kind of an incentive problem."

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"Mmhm."

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Patrol.

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A few hours later they get back, and Lorica works on mass-producing comms, enough to get everybody at a typical Endbringer fight one of their own.

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Knock knock!

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Bots let Glam in.

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"Hi, love."

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"Hi," she says. Apparently making 500 of the same thing doesn't require full-on fugue.

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So it would seem!

"Comms?"
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"Yep. Bots are doing most of the work, I'm basically just assembling from kits and inscribing serial numbers so I can claim to be a necessary part of the process if anyone thinks I've gone too self-replicating-y."

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"Hmmm." Watch watch. "So no time for maybe some hypnosis power testing?"

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"I'm basically doing Lego for dummies, here, I can talk at the same time. Bot can put you under and I'll take over from there and put down the paint-by-numbers if it turns out to split my attention too much?"

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"Okay!" He lies down on the loveseat.

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The bot starts up the induction procedure in Lorica's voice.

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And he's soon under.

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And then Lorica, assembling comm bits without even looking, decides not to tell him he's in a forest this time. She goes over the list of power classifications in her head and starts asserting that he can produce copies with quintessential versions of each - insofar as she can test things in this workshop, anyway.

She particularly wants to know if he can do a Rewind.
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Apparently not even hypnosis is enough for a copy to do a Rewind.

Speed: naive applications are limited by his maximum, shown with the ping pong balls that one time.

Strength: he can do the Siberian.

Shapeshifting: practically arbitrary.

Teleporting: can be simulated.

Forcefields: pretty good ones.

Lasers: best not test those here, but from Endbringer fights, pretty damn good, probably.

Space manipulation: nope.

Physical properties: he can do the Siberian. Various other imaginary properties can be simulated.

Enhanced cognition: nope. Knowledge doesn't appear out of nowhere, nothing thinks faster, his reaction times still limit stuff.
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Okay... and how's his teekay with non-homemade objects doing?

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After a few tests, they discover that he never could do that, and that the times it looked like he was doing it with the ping pong balls he had actually conjured wind that would get unconjured right after.

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...Okay, can she convince him that he's just really good at the wind thing and get more precise "teekay"?

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For stuff like ping pong balls, he can get pretty good, though not as good as with imaginary ping pong balls. He can't get good enough to "teekay" much heavier objects.

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That's weird, some aerokineticists can move stuff around... whatever. If he can't do it hypnotized he probably can't do it.

He's being a boy this time so she pops her helmet off and kisses him, then puts it back on and snaps him out of it.
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Probably most aerokineticists have enhanced senses related to detecting the air they're controlling that Sadde doesn't, or something. In any case, he slowly returns to the surface, blinks, and looks at her. "Video?" he asks.

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The bot plays it.

Lorica assembles comms.
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"Okay, that's interesting, especially the teekay thing. And did you kiss me there?"

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"Was I not supposed to?"

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"You won't see me complaining."

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"I didn't think so."

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"You're making one of those faces right now, aren't you."

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"Maybe."

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"You aaaaare!"

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"I still can't see myself, but you're probably right."

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"I love you," he says. "Have you talked to any higher ups about using those comms in Endbringer fights yet?"

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"Yeah, that's why I'm making so many."

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"Oh awesome. How will distribution go? Lots of bots and bot-copies flying around?"

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"For anyone who doesn't get one early - I'm sending them around in advance to people who go to all the fights."

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"They really should allow you to figure out a way to mass-produce these. Can your bots keep track of where each comm is?"

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"They're not explicitly forbidding me, I just worry they'd become unhappy in some way if I demonstrated the ability. And the comms track each other and I have the master comm which hooks up to the bots, but not directly."

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"Might be useful to give them that ability, so they'll be able to survey the battlefield and know when that cape in the distance doesn't have one so they could go and give it to them."

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"The entire point of having the comms on their own network is so people don't have to worry too much about me spying on them if they take them home to bring back next time. I can do the thing you're describing, just not so omnipresently."

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"Yeah, not omnipresently is better. How many are you making?"

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"Five hundred. They don't take very long and I can read at the same time."

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"I have such an awesome girlfriend."

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"What, because I'm a tinker?"

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"Among other things."

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"Yes, but I wanted to know what prompted you to say that right then."

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"Being a Tinker and using that ability to revolutionize the field of fighting giant monsters."

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"You know we did already have a comm system. This improvement is pretty incremental."

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"Everyone that doesn't have a comm system having one, as well as an automatic way of dividing resources and sending people where they're needed is a pretty major upgrade," he points out.

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"I know, or I wouldn't be doing something this tedious."

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"So: awesome girlfriend, helping kick Endbringer butt."

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"Yes indeed."

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"How does it work? Not, like, technically, but what's the interface like?"

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"We used the same model in the last E88 fight."

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"Oh. I thought that was like an alpha or something."

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"Nah, it worked fine as-was."

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"Mmhm."

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"Wanna see if you can do a Siberian while you're fully conscious?"

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"Oh, yeah, good idea. Got anything whose destruction you won't mind?"

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Lorica pulls out a mangled robot casing from the trash.

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The Siberian:

appears.

She grabs the robot made of butter and does what anyone else would do with a robot made of butter, i.e. squeezes.
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Lorica applauds.

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Sadde giggles. "Next part: giving those poor misunderstood giant monsters a hug."

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"Yes. Well, first telling people so nobody expects your Siberian to massacre the innocent."

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"Right! Exactly!"